Why does America always wear sunglasses in /int/ comics?

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Because we're cool

because they're the kid who thought they looked cool with sunglasses on despite 57%

Small accessory similar to brit monacle or finn knife, meant to make the comic character more endearing.

Because all the Americans have diabetes due their obesity and it destroys their vision. USAball is actually blind.

>>69942978
Ya les ganamos el primer lugar en obesidad me parece

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Because we're cool

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>>69942536
Here's the unedited original

>>69943284
delete this please

>>69942978
Basically we're like bats?

Nice

Does anyone else find polandball threads to always be very comfy and friendly?

>>69943284
We don't eat burgers with a fork

Legitimately angry right now

>>69943769
Of course we don't, we already learned our lesson

the cliche of being cool.
both.

>>69943891
both what?

>>69943950
the cliche applies for both - sunglasses and americans.

>>69943965
oh. thx deutchfriend

>>69943243
Is Taylor Swift cool? I only know that she's qt, dunno if cute is cool.

>>69943751
yes. post polandballs

>>69942536
It's vision is augmented.

>>69942536
They are those sunglasses that have the mirrors in them so you can see behind you. America got them after Pearl Harbor so it can see a sneak attack coming.

Because we're cool

Why do Americans act cool but the moment Australia shows up they suck their dick lol

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because they are cool :?

>>69944972
why leafs make shit up

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>>69945048
You're pretty cool too

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>>69942536
Because it implies that they're like Johnny Bravo. Big, eccentric and stupid :^)

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>>69945565

Why do OH FUCK THAT'S IT SWALLOW IT ALL BITCH
As I was saying why do Canadians make up stories about us and the yanks?

>>69945650
100% jealousy

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>>69945617

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>>69944019
She is qt. Not outspoken about politics like most celebrities. Good songs instead nigger rap.
She has had about a billion boyfriends though and know for it.