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Hate you all.
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*hugs you*
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>>69941975
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the gf
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No need to hate
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>>69941982
don't trigger my allergies
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Hello lads and ladettes

Europoor here that recently moved to America to pursue the American dream. How do I make friends? It's starting to become a little depressing and I'm starting to feel lonely.
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>>69941998
*kisses you*
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>try listing my rain/wind jacket and pants combo on kijiji for 200 bux
>they retail for 270
>no responses
hmmmm
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>>69942011
volunteer somewhere that other young people volunteer, like some community place

get a hobby that involves being around people

idk
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>>69942015
death sound
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>>69942011
what state, buddy?
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the gf
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>>69942011
Where from, buddy?
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the baby
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>>69942011
1. Wel/cum/
2. Depends on where you live I guess. Each part of the country has "regional hobbies," so try and find a niche somewhere. (ie. Kalifornia: Surfing/hiking/forcing cock down your throat)
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>12:40 a.m.
It's getting pretty late y'all. Would someone please do me a favor and read me a good bedtime story? I really need to get to sleep.
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>>69942011
Bars and internet.
Just like anywhere else.
Good luck. Welcome aboard.
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where is south dakota
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>>69941990
So... how's your girl?
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>>69942011
Where you at? Where did you come from?
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>>69942034
But that means working for no pay.

And my hobbies include traveling and outdoor things, which require friends most of the time.

I can use Tinder or go to a bar or whatever for girls but how do I make male friends to hang out with? There's no way in hell I'm walking into a club to chat down some guys and ask them to be friends with me. All I ask for are some bros I can chill with. You usually just stay friends with people you met from school and rarely need to make a whole new group of friends. Shit sucks yo
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>>69942098
There once was a state called south dakota.
Against all odds, it actually existed.
The End.
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>>69942098
once was a pepe who no one believed in
he memed and he memed
then one day the president of the united states tweeted him
he was believed in
he was finally at peace
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>>69942148
well yes, that's what volunteering is. but it's how you meet people your age that aren't shitty.

other than that, clubs. if there is an outdoor event for stuff you like try volunteering at that or looking at clubs online based around them. there could be facebook groups with events for these things.
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>>69942069
>>69942072
>>69942092
>>69942141
From Germany, living in northwest Florida. I chose Florida because I kind of had some distant family living here but not really my age group. Also no state income tax, decent wages, and good gun laws apparently.

>>69942101
>Bars and internet.
Refer to >>69942148 regarding that
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>>69942148
Tinder is great for making friends, if you're not opposed to having chick friends.
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>slambang shotgun

if some pakis in the khyber pass can make everything from Webleys to AKs in a hut, I'm sure in the first world west with a plethora of tools and materials and your disposal you could do the same.
Tons of PDFs online. (Not that I condone that kind of thing :^)
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>>69942227
Most Khyber pass guns have never been fired nor should be fired
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>>69942227
can barely hammer shit together without someone wondering what im up to
otherwise i would be making SMGs and shit
gonna go try a second primer test on my slam ban here tho, wish me luck /cum/bois
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>>69942227
webleys are antiques and you don't even need a firearms license to buy them here iirc
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>>69942207
Skimboarding is somewhat popular, and if people don't talk to you, you can at least hit their ankle
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>>69942258
cover the whole thing with pillows and blankets his time
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>make my own gun
Yeah, i'm neither poor nor do i larp through life.
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>Tfw got diarrhea at work
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>>69942207
Willkommen! Ich habe Familie in Florida und habe dort 7 Jahre gewohnt aber nicht noch. Es ist OK.

But really, just find and do some hobbies and find friends that way. Make sure to donthe approaching though
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>keep fucking up tumble buff
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>69942243
t. /k/

home gunsmithing is basically just a fringe hobby, but if shit ever hits the fan for real I'd like someone with such expertise on my side most definitely.
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>>69942181
>>69942201
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I've lived in same place near whole life. How do I make friends? I have never really had meaningful relationship since young childhood and I come from broken home.
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>>69942071
i don't have one

i'll probably kill myself next year if that doesn't change
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>>69942278
oh shit i just had a t-shirt over it and was out on the deck
could hear that motherfucker echo throughout the neighbourhood even with my electronic ear pro on
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>>69942355
you dont need friends
t. broken home yokel only child
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>>69942367
[spoiler=unfalse]thats not really his gf[\spoiler-]
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>>69942378
fucking primer embedded itself into the dowel again though kek
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>>69942398
i know, she's from that shitty lifetime movie
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>>69942071
>Tfw no autistic qt neet gf
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>>69942227
whats that nob at the bottom for?
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>>69942367
I don't have anyone. I promised I would kill myself at set due date that expired five years ago. I still end in months long fits of suicidal depression. Maybe I should have another go and get it right this time? First real attempt I made was botched due to stupid miscalculation which could have broken my windpipe, tail bone or both.
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>>69942425
It's a hook foe hanging it inyour closet when you're not using it
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wew
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>>69942425
a lanyard
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>>69941984
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why does belgium exist

wallonia should just be france and flanders should just be the netherlands
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>>69942419
In that still she is *mwah, c'est bon*
Not even cute outside of it, as if that matters.
>>69942398
Pic related
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>>69942554
I always thought Belgian posters were Germans until I realised they have different flags
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>>69942554
Brussels
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>>69942577
make it it's own country like luxembourg
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Is this wallpaper alri?
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>>69942423
Bad feel.
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>>69942554
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Belgium
have fun
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'lolno'
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>>69942582
Welp, that's it.
Sorry, belgians.
Show is fuckin over.
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>tfw sister is unironically dating a black dude now and is trying to convince all her friends to talr the jump
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>>69942378
>even with my electronic earpro on
no shit, electronic earpro gives you super human hearing
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>>69942598
Yeah can you post it here?
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>>69942598
>2017
>le aesthetics maymay
kys
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>>69942598
>11:40
I knew you were a proxy
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>>69942708
>AM
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>>69942666
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>>69942724
Frigg off
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>>69942666
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>go to bed early because i feel tired and have nothing to do
>lay in bed for an hour
>get up because i can't fall asleep

every single time
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>>69942763
me
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>>69942763
Also me
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>>69942598
Mine la better
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>tfw no bf

;_;
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>>69942795
dual sim? por que?
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>>69942803
Tejas is international man of mystery desu
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>>69942803
Al principio las 2 tenían salario, después se acabó y me dió flojera sacarlo
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>>69942798
Fags out
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>>69942692
nah lad it cancels out sharp bangs like gunshots, enhances voices and shit tho
made 3 more primer only rounds, wish i had more tools to make more firing pins and more precisiely tho
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Wish I could play even one instrument.
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>>69942836
jaja, se van acabar dando multa

idk if youll get surcharged but does that grammar make sense?
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>>69942854
>lad
>borderline r*dditry like "gunsmithing"
Yea, fuck off.
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>>69942854
i'm well aware

you can hear echos much longer with electronic earpro on

they generally don't descrminate by frequency, it's just a compressor circuit i.e. takes sounds and makes them all the same volume regardless of their initial level

why don't you just buy a steel rod of the right diameter? you can temper it as well
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>go to donate blood
>nurse says omg your veins are like pipes!
should i start doing heroin?
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the bf
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>>69942887
She was hitting on you, anon.
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>>69942885
>why don't you just buy a steel rod of the right diameter? you can temper it as well
cost+cutting it down+tapering+availability
was going off these type of plans
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>>69942898
Are you 2d qt?
What are the chances of you leaving jacked, 3d, black bf?
I'm barely above 2d.
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>>69942870
>>69942870
Do you mean your sentence?
Because you wrote ir wrong ir should be
"Ajja te van acabar dando multa
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>>69942909
d-did she want to stick her penis in me?
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I shall devour all thine flesh
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>>69942930
>male nurses

I wouldn't donate blood or semen to an establishment that allows this
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>>69942887
Junk ain't gonna shoot itself, bud.

https://youtu.be/urSvkRy8QTE
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>>69942916
a steel rod will cost just a few dollars, and what you don't have a hack saw?

tapering can be done with a hand drill and file
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>>69942887
apparently
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>>69942960
do you think female nurses are better at their jobs than male ones?
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>>69942973
>what you don't have a hack saw?
not on me, it's with my other tools at my mom's farm

>tapering can be done with a hand drill and file
again see above
also would take awhile
wondering if my firing pin would take a 3rd firing of just the primer since the last 2 embedded the primer into the wooden dowel
but at the same time i need to have something that can fire a live round should the need come
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>>69943039
Not having a dick is part of the job.
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>not supporting a fascist wallonia

What are you, some kinda bolshevik jew?
*chambers a round into the browning hi power*
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>>69943039
I think it because it is so
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>>69943046
you're getting primer blow outs?

post pics of fired rounds
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>>69943053
I support a fascist everything.
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friendly reminder that fascist and faggot mean the same thing
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LARPing on the internet about fascism is a sign of mental illness
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69943092
nice try, shlomo
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>>69943092
>>69943105
samenigger
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>>69943119
>>69943116
t. autists who think /pol/ is a valid source of news and information
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>>69943119
faggot
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>>69943146
>>69943159
>two dumb leafs

Even worse.
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True.
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>>69943146
>get news from multiple sources at once
>new information, leaks and happenings as they happen
>get to talk about it with others in real time

/pol/ changed the world for the better and is still doing so.
If right wing views and valuing european heritage upset you then you should really try a website for jewish SJW cocksmokers. Like tumblr or reddit.

we /pol/ bitch
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>>69943060
could only find one of the primer rounds in my trash
you can see the primer embedded in the wooden dowel
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>>69943168
let me see your mouth
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>>get news from multiple sources at once
>>new information, leaks and happenings as they happen
>>get to talk about it with others in real time
>/pol/ changed the world for the better and is still doing so.
>If right wing views and valuing european heritage upset you then you should really try a website for jewish SJW cocksmokers. Like tumblr or reddit.
>we /pol/ bitch
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>>69943181
/pol/ is literally just right wing reddit or tumblr.
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>>69943183
your firing pin is too long
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It is literally no more embarrassing to get your news from /pol/ or Alex Jones than CNN or Huffington Post.
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does anyone want to talk about star trek with me?
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>>69943222
I would but I dont know much about it.
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>no rebuttal because he's knows I'm right

better luck next time, kiddo
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>>69943212
thats what i thought
its always too long
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>>69943230
i have better ways to spend my time than arguing with proxyfag autismos on bruneian surfboard websites
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Will literally heem everyone in this thread for no compensation

Don't hit me in the head though please, I have tubes n shit up there
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the gf
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>>69943244
?
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>>69943241
>i have better ways to spend my time
apparently not, genius
>proxyfag autismos
I live in prague

again, fuck off
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>>69942695
I've noticed forcing things works
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>mfw I did the custom CSS to enable (You)s
>mfw apparently they reverted to (You)s by default anyway
>mfw I literally get 2 (You)s every time now
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>>69943264
Very nice
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>>69943288
Thanks friendo
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>>69943221
It really is though
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>>69943318
>clack my ass
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The wii music guy is probably the best person on this list.
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>>69943346
>Dj Freedom
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>>69943231
it only needs to be like 2mm long or something
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>>69943358
yeah but i don't have the proper saws or measuring tools with me at the moment so im just half assing it
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>>69943181
>multiple ((((sources))))

>/pol/
> right wing
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>>69943181
>valuing european heritage
>muh germany is le cuck xD
>calling each other cucks in general
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I want to be normal again
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>>69943377
oh ok

well it's easy enough to replace the little wood bit

i hope youre not planning on suiciding with it
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in about 45 minutes my super autistic friend is doing his first shift as his university radio dj. if I give you guys the link will you listen to it and call in and request things?
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>>69943433
>i hope youre not planning on suiciding with it
meh it would do the job
i've shot a full shot of birdshot out of it and i know it isn't a full charge, but a slug to the back to the of the throat would do the job even not at full power. worst case scenario theres always other ways....
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>>69943467
wtf don't commit suicide
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>>69943472
>wtf don't commit suicide
t. normie
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>>69943458
can you request songs and greet people via e-mail?
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>>69943491
no but I have a number you can call
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>>69943482
Dont do it bud
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>>69943458
WSU, right?

Does anyone even listen at midnight?
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Soon.
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>>69943498
I don't know, I feel to autistic to actually call. I'm worried that I sound retarded, because I haven't spoken english in a year or something and talking to a native speaker makes it even worse. I'd listen to his program though.
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>>69943502
He doesn't go to wsu. he's at western washington university. I am at wsu though
>>69943502
>Does anyone even listen at midnight?
nope. like I said, he's super autistic so he got the worst shift

do you guys want the like or not?
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>cuck
Such an annoying word
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Just tried watching Nightcrawler and had to turn it off when the creepy guy started asking the news lady for a date and she was considering saying yes.

Wtf how do they not see that he's bonkers
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>>69943556
He's attractive
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>>69943530
Yeah, I'd like to listen in.
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>>69943482
don't do it lad

suicide is bad, and shooting yourself is a pretty terrible way to go
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>>69943530
Yeah I'd like to help him out
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>>69943556
The whole movie is a big build up for the final act, you should finish it
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>>69943561
But he's like Bateman if he had a meth habit
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>>69943574
>>69943528
http://as.wwu.edu/kugs/ he starts at midnight pacific time
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>>69943607
Doesnt matter
If you're attractive you're set
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>>69943591
>>69943609
360-
650-
5847 for requests
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>>69943609
Does he want to be a dj in the future or is he just doing it for fun
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>>69943586
It's still better than committing suicide by train, where you traumatize others, who have nothing to do with it all.
I sometimes have some kind of romantic though of keep on walking through death valley without anything and just keep on walking untill I collapse and die. But I know myself to well, I'd panic and have a terrible death, it also takes long to dehydrate etc.
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Millennial genocide
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>>69943604
I'll pick it back up tomorrow, that scene just pulled me out of the movie
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>>69943638
"No"
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>>69943638
>Kids born in the year 2000 will be old enough to post here next year
Where has the time gone? In two more years we'll have kids born after 9/11
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>>69943591
Please do, but be nice

>Autist radio friend
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>>69943695
Good. Gen Z is cool. Millennials all need to die, not a single one is worth saving. Consider that generation a burned batch of cookies and move onto the next.
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>see someone that looks like they literally have FAS
>they're evangelical christians

Has anyone else noticed this?
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g'night/cum/ remember that someone loves you and you should keep going forward
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>>69942355
Go to school. Get a job. Be home as little as possible
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>>69943764
>"Gen Z is cool"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMfUCudHlV8
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Had a discussion with my English teacher this Friday

About the word ''traveling''
''I'm teaching British English, write that word with double L please''
''But we live in America''
**ignores me**

She might be slightly cute but she's such an autistic fuck
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>>69943854
>teaching british english

Why though? It sounds dumb. We all tried to sound somewhat american here, even our teachers thought british english sounds ridiculous.
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>>69943834
Wow a stupid home video, never before has a kid done that before.

Meanwhile
>A 2016 U.S. study found that church attendance during young adulthood was 41% among Generation Z, compared with 18 percent for Millennials at the same ages, 21 percent of Generation X, and 26 percent of baby boomers.
>Research from the Annie E. Casey Foundation conducted in 2016 found Generation Z youth had lower teen pregnancy rates, less substance abuse, and higher on time high school graduation rates compared to Millennials. The researchers compared teens from 2008 and 2014 and found a 40% drop in teen pregnancy, a 38% drop in drug and alcohol abuse, and a 28% drop in the percentage of teens who did not graduate on time from high school.
>According to the Hispanic Heritage Foundation, members of Generation Z tend to be more conservative than Millennials. According to a survey of 50,000 Gen Z-aged students (defined here as those ages 14 to 18 in 2016) in the United States done by My College Options and the Hispanic Heritage Foundation in September and October of 2016, 34% of participants supported Donald Trump, while 20% supported Hillary Clinton.[68] People who are part of Generation Z are also fiscally conservative; according to Generation Z Goes to College by Corey Seemiller and Meghan Grace, 84% of Generation Zers identify as fiscally moderate or conservative.

The future is in good hands.
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>>69943895
>attendance during young adulthood was 41% among Generation Z, compared with 18 percent for Millennials at the same ages, 21 percent of Generation X, and 26 percent of baby boomers.

That's because Generation Z is Mexican.

>the future is in good hands

oh dear
>>
>feel confident enough to be more outgoing and social
>acne flares up like hell
I'm going to drive off a fucking cliff
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>>69943817
No one loves me, and no one ever will
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5 MINUTES
http://as.wwu.edu/kugs/
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>>69943913
Fred?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umB5AhbCemU
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>>69943908
Young chicanos aren't really religious.
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>>69943880
>Why though?
something about ''because when learning a new language, you always do it from the source'' or something like that
I didn't want to keep the conversation going because I did not want to irritate her
Like I said, she's slightly autistic and childish
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>>69943880
oh and she also speaks German lel

the fuck does she needs German for
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>>69943938
Hope he does well but i gotta sleep
Have to get up early to travel back to school tomorrow
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>>69943982
OK safe travels
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>>69943995
Is he nervous?
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>>69943956
Yes they are have tou ever met one?
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>>69943913
Anon, is that you?
What a small world! I haven't see you since you were just little!
And gee! By the looks of it, you have developed into a beautiful, healthy, full-grown woman. Good for you!
>>
is slam bang guy dead now?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGNXxVKnjew
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>>69944002
yes it's his first time so and he's not good at stuff so he's scared
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>>69943956
nigga what, you can smoke as much dope as you want and have as many sets o wheels as you want to pick bitches up in, but as long as you go to church on sunday you will go to heaven.
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>>69943972
Don't know, I mean only a few minorities speak german in america, and most of them speak dialects that originated from other dialects that may widely differ from the standard german.
I'd understand it if she'd live in europe, speaking german is relatively usefull here, a the Swiss people speak it, we speak it, Luxembourg speaks german, parts of france speak german dialects, parts of italy and there may be some jews that still speak jiddisch etc.
They all speak their dialect, but you can understand a lot of it if you focus and of course it also depends on the area you've been growing up, because some dialects sound similar.
>>
goodnight cuntbags
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>>69943895
>kids who grew up and went to high school GWB are more liberal
>kids who grew up and went to high school with Obama are more conservative
really makes u think
>>
Someone please insult me
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>>69944071
>>69944061
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>69944077
Haha jokes on you I just got one (You)
>>
on this episode of deep space 9 sisko just mentioned they sent captured jem hadar to a POW camp

wouldnt they just die in a couple days without ketrsel white?
>>
anyone live in the southwest US (Utah, Nevada, Arizona, etc.)? what is life like there? are the deserts pretty or sort of shitty? do you wish you were somewhere else?
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>tfw living in a manlet country
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>>69944064
I don't blame either of them. W was a fucking shit president. What even is his legacy? Bush tax cut, Iraq war, WMD's when no WMD's ever existed, 9/11, dumping money into two wars while cutting taxes plunging into a deficit and eventually recession, when he inherited a budget surplus, leaving the kyoto protocol, No child left behind, and the patriot act. He seems like the coolest most chill pres ever and I'd love to have a beer with him, but good lord his presidency was nothing short of a disaster. Don't even get me started on Obama
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>>69944034
>Sunday
>Sabbath
Also, salvation is supposedly achieved by grace through faith alone, not good works like most seem to believe.
Kierkegaard's emphasis on the importance of personal faith provides solid reasoning to make more sense out of that, if anyone's interested. Faith is like strong belief and beliefs spur direct action/regulate behavior. So ever wondered why lazy/holier-than-thou Christians are so insufferable? Not doers of the word, more like deluded-faith/belief borrowers.
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>>69944140
Arizona
I wanna move thr Utah, one of more forested areas where it snows
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>>69944140
>are the deserts pretty
Never really lived there, I just traveled through Nevada and California. The desert somewhat attracts me, but on the other hand I think it might get boring relatively soon and some of the sub-urbs of Las Vegas seemed depressing, because they were even painted desert coloured. And the heat was a problem for me, yet I still enjoyed the desert, it was a new experience for me, and the parts with Joshua trees, red rocks or even some water were incredibly beautiful. I don't know if that really helps.
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http://as.wwu.edu/kugs/
cum anthem
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>>69944274
>as.
what
>wwu.edu
the
>/kugs/
fuck
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>>69944274
still listening.
I've been sure it was one of you guys when he said "from a devoted fan".
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>>69944274
patrician
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>>69944319
it's me the friend of the guy. that song is kinda a joke for us. I'll keep requesting songs that are jokes to me and him
he really likes jazz
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>>69944201
Hear ya, placer.
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>>69944333
clacker
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>>69944333
I requested a song for u bb
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>>69944351
the current song is pretty good.
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>a lefty "kraut" and a weeb pooinloo don't like /pol/

bah
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Wearing my lucky steely mcbeam underwear, all comfy under my terrible towel blanket, and I've got my lucky steeler socks on, and my troy polamalu playoff luck jersey. There's no way things can go wrong tomorrow. So I will head to sleep now, GOODNIGHT /CUM/
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>>69944409
which song?
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>>69944274
Noice
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Everybody knows everybody wanna feel it
Everybody loves every little pretty thing
Everybody knows everybody gotta feel it
Everybody loves
Oh Yeah Yeah
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>>69944433
Night friend
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>>69944472
it's a surprise my dear clackers
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>>69944433
>>69944433
please make the owl, hehe I want to see godgers ruin you guys again and bring one home for title town
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>>69944433
goodnight sweetie
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>>69944421
I still can't get over the fact that they finished off European dominance of the planet and pol still holds them to the highest regard, completely ignoring the world-spanning European empires like those of Britain, France, Spain, and Russia.

No! let's cheer on a nation that got stomped because muh fashion muh emo colors muh indian symbols
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>>69944421
>I'm a lefty

I just think /pol/ is retarded for the most parts. This whole "praise kek" shit is cringy as fuck even if it's just a joke and this valuing european heritage thing is retarded as fuck, just look at all the butthurt poles etc when it comes to this country.
Here's your (you).
>>
Honestly getting some good tips from /fa/
>>
This guy doesn't sound so autistic
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>>69944582
Thank you.
>>
>tfw have disliked every roommate I've had
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>>69944582
yeah he sounded a bit nervous at first but he sounds fine now
>>
I won't be a member of /cum/ soon lads. Heading back home to Australia next week.
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>>69944677
you tricked me!
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>>69944677
ayo take me with you to Australia
I have to leave this country and QUICK
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>>69944677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV1XWJN3nJo
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>>69944628
>tfw I'm actually good friends with mt roomate
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>>69944628
>>69944628
me too, that's why i prank them
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h0mqWXi4pk
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>>69944713
I just realized that this song is 20 years old by now. It feels like I can't even keep track of time.
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>>69944752
Nujabes is comfier
https://youtu.be/Z-tTmSY4m4M
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holy fuck I want to kill myself I sent dick pics to my sister instead of the ho I was talking to and she shared it with friends of mine and it's being posted everywhere
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>>69944827
ask your sis if she liked what she saw and if she wants to see more where that came from
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Wtf!?!? What's wrong with her??
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>>69944859
this
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>>69944782
one second you have a toy store shelf filled with Bohrok

the next you're a fucking wagie posting on 4chin for fun

the next minute you're an overweight dad

the next you're old, getting cared for by robots
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>>69944827
Your sister made a DICK move there.
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>>69944827
sounds like good banter. All my friends have seen my junk at some point, no one really cares. It's all in good fun.
>>
I think I'm whipped senpaitachi, how do I fix this.
>>
There's no embarrassing social situation that can't be resolved by incest
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Man the guild leader on a us wow server wants to interview me on TS, did i shoot myself on the foot? maybe i should just fake a retarded swedish-like accent. Man i fucked up.
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>>69944989
my sister is 16
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>>69945025
lmao interview for what? a job?
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>>69944977
don't be a fucking beta
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>>69944977
I'm whipped too but I don't even get laid from it
just glad I have a female friend at all desu
>>
>>69945057

Interview for a progress mythic guild on nighthold, so yeah basically a job that actually requires some sort of thought.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOTAAwu9lEY
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>>69944524
The USSR finished off European dominance with the help of the western allies. Hitler's fuck up was waiting to invade Moscow, had he done so before winter and their chance to "dig in" the Germans would've almost surely defeated the soviets and probably managed to negotiate peace with the allies. The UK is held in high regard, but their SJW politics and meme-worthy shit like muslim mayors obviously tarnish their reputation to /pol/ (brexit being a step in the right direction.) France and Spain are has been imperial powers and the French revolution was the catalyst for the fall of traditional monarchism across Europe. Not a popular event with many white nationalist/fascists. Russians are on the fringe of being non European and communism is fucking cancer.
>Why does the far right have a resounding respect for Nazis
Who doesn't have a resounding respect for Nazis? Hitler turned Germany around from military castration and economic shambles into a fucking powerhouse that nearly conquered Europe in it's entirety.
And the technology, tactics, aesthetics and combat prowess of the NSDAP/Wehrmacht/SS are revered by anyone with the slightest interest in military history.
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>>69945107
took you long enough
bout to fall asleep
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>>69945106
Will never get over how obscene the lyrics are in that. Very distasteful!
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>>69945104

And americans are not racist's at all so the moment i come to TS and speak one word im done for i know it. Fucking hell i hate stupid ass wetbacks ruining everything.

I knew i should've leveled my healers on EU, not im stuck with 3 healers on NA and 1 pally on EU, fucking shit, at this point i should be asking for an entry to method. Oh well, tomb of sargeras is 5 months away, hyuk, time to level up
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>>69945104
>progress mythic guild on nighthold
I don't speak Spanish.
>>
>Really tired around 6pm (lack of sleep plus jetlag)
>decide to take a quick nap
>fall asleep
>wake up at 2:15am
>it's now 3:15am
>wide awake and well-rested at 3 fucking am

Holy shit, this did not go as planned. Today is going to be awful.
>>
>>69945234
smoke weed, take anti histamines and go back to sleep
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>>69945186
>>
This guy really likes Car Seat Headrest
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>>69945247
I have none of those and I'm not walking around in the freezing weather to get some (not that anywhere is open). I've already fapped so that's not gonna work.

Just gotta ride this one out I guess.
>>
>>69945294
I think your song is coming up soon
btw his dj name is dj Johnny ellis based on JEB
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>>69945327
>>
>>69945405
he's getting edgy now. I hope he plays your song soon
>>
>>69945036
I've accidentally touched my sister's vagina with my foot before. We were laying on the couch playing footsie and my toes slipped up her short shorts. She got mad, told my Mom and called me a rapist. I was around 8, her 12 or so at the time.
She's also seen my dick when I took off my bathing suit in the pool as a joke, another time when I pissed in my own mouth while she supervised me in the bathtub, though I was a lot younger then and don't remember doing it. I've showed 2 other girls my dick when I was a kid too—I straight up pissed in front of a friend who was a few years older while she watched and giggled, and my sister and her friend came around the corner, saw us then walked away. I got nagged out after her friend left. I peed on my own mailbox in front of the same girl and her brother, my Dad opened the garage door while I was still pissing and grounded me for the rest of the day.
I also peed in front of a Mexican girl while we were behind the handball wall on the school playground.
Reminiscing like this makes me a bit depressed. I used to be pretty based.
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>When it's 00:30 and the neighbour is setting off fireworks
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>>69945516
he didn't have the song I wanted so he just put your name to a random one
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>>69945516
oh shit
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>>69945717
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>>69945696
what was the song you wanted?
>>
got a nice loud sound out of that primer haha
normies can never stop me
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>>69945749
ill neber tell

actually I just asked for a random love song as like a joke because I don't want you to clack your ass or anything... haha yeah I don't want that
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>>69945760
play this on full blast
if you think you're cool enough, that is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNRQoPjPtHc
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>>69945825
T-that's inappropriate, anon
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>>69945909
>>
>>69945869

Was expecting that demoD opening.

that one two, ichi ni san chi is fantastic too.
>>
>tfw you have to wear diapers to bed because you keep sleep pooing
>>
my slam bang is still working lads
just gotta wait for a worthy time that it actually needs it
>>
>>69946122
>just gotta wait for a worthy time that it actually needs it
i hope this doesnt mean killing yourself
>>
what's up NEET hour /cum/s
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>>69946199
>i hope this doesnt mean killing yourself
maybe it does
maybe it means whenever a normie needs it
maybe it means i'll hold it in reserve until the happening(THIS IS WHAT IM DOING FBI PLS NO RAID)
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Sissy Canadian boys :3
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>>69946411
>russian weebs
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>>69946433
no bully
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>>69946433
>pepeposter.
>>
>>69946047
don't worry
I accept you for who you are, even if you poo the bed in your sleep
>>
>>69946216
everything is terrible haha
>>
>>69946216
ayo lil nigga
I haven't seen sunlight in a week
>>
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>>69946463
ok
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>>69946487
yay
>>
>>69946479
same Tbh lad. school starts tomorrow though
>>
>>69946541
You don't observe MLK Day?
>>
>>69946639
guess not. didn't even know it was tomorrow. class definitely starts tomorrow though
>>
>>69946696
racist peace of shit
>>
>>69946810
yes, fuck niggers
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what are your hopes and dreams?
>>
>>69947054

none
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>>69947105
what are your goals in life?
>>
>>69947125
to avoid poverty
>>
>>69947224
well, at least it's a goal.
>>
>>69947054
>what are your hopes and dreams?
Getting my life together and >>69947224
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>>69947054
going a week without sleep pooing
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>>69947362
>>69947362
>>69947362
new
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