why is Portugal so bad at everything?

>>69939821
Lol
Lmaoing at poortugal

>>69939863
wew

>>69939821
>>69939863
portugal is better than your shitty country

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>>69939892
>brazil loves portugal now

What the fuck.

>>69939821
It's better than the entire slavic race.

>>69939863
nice coastline fag lol

>>69939923
shut up loser

>>69939821
Moor genes.

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>>69939863
lmao, you're the one to talk Jose

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If you don't have a brown muslim 1º minister you are a intolerant piece of shit country

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>>69939974
>greece

>>69939878
Wena Nido
>>69939892
Shut up , you dirty money. Now clean my shoes

>>69939821
I PLAY POKEMON GO EVERYDAY

>>69939994
i'd rather clean your head to play football

>>69939863
Kek

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>>69939892
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

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>>69939863
Sup Bolivia

>>69939994
Hey, man
Let's go surfing

Portugal fucking blows.

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>>69940047
good pasta

>>69940051
El peruano señores

>>69939821
>Be Portugal
>Do corks be winos
>Wifey divorce u cuse bastard son uncover
>Has more women than man still no offspring
>Most analphabet ppl life till they are 100 and compose 40% of population
>Has no infrastructures besides roads.
>Has 4 higher debts rate in EU
>cont?

>>69939863
Shut up boliviano. Don't make me cut half of your 2 cents wage.

>>69940139
Please do.

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>>69940047
THE CANADIAN DURING
HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED
TO BOW,, APOLOGIZE,, AND PREP THE BULL
""THE CANADIAN"" CHOPS TREES TO DRINK CUM FROM THEM!!
THE CANADIAN DOESN'T STUDY
ONLY LEARNS TOLERANCE, LEARNS HE'S INFERIOR TO OTHER, HE'S A SUBMISSIVE FREAK
LGBT-FRIENDLY, TOLERANT OF ISLAM, SUBMISSIVE, HOMOSEXUAL...

>>69940221
Why aren't you a cuck ?

Bulls are just brutish and animalistic figures. Their pleasures are basic and momentary. Absolutely anyone with a big dick can be a bull, and fuck tons of girls, but it is so blasé.

The cuck is a much more cerebral role that leads to a much richer sexual experience sans the actual sex. You get to be at once the puppeteer of another's carnal pleasures and a master of self denial and repression.

It is not at all easy to be a cuck. I know even now most people reading this will laugh and think that I am lesser because I love watching my wife be bred by well endowed men. But although the term gets overused as an insult, the truth is most men couldn't handle it. They can't get override their neanderthal brain impulse to "own" a woman all for themselves, to really enjoy being witness to a completely honest mentally, sexually, and even spiritually satisfying relationship of a cuck, his hotwife, and the bull of the day.

>>69940139
cont.

>Be parent, give millennial snow flake tier education to children.

>Be financial private sector, receive petrodollar via Isabel dos Santos from Angola public sector

>Be Portuguese inmate, stream jail party to YouTube or upload rat infested cells to FB

>Be unemployed, do meme workshop about whatever receive subside. Bum! Ur now registered as a worker.

>>69941291
To be registered as a worker you have to pay 1 year of continous work tax.meme workshop doesn't count

>>69939821
don't bully Portugal, they're cute and good posters

>>69941861
don't bully Canada, they're cute and good posters

>>69939987
>Muslim
I thought Goans were Catholic and Hindu.

>>69942780
Hell no, you're all the opposite

>>69942780

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