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babestation edition
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anime
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>have a decent convo on tinder
>get her number
>have a decent convo
>make plans to hang out
>radio silence
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>>69939216
>>69939198
shoot shoot enjo!! anime desu ne ka ne!!!!! KAWAIII BAM BAM JUHUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Good edition
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>>69939240
Did you show up to the agreed upon place at the time you were supposed to or has that not passed yet?
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>r/unitedkingdom is still not over brexit
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>>69939260
*try to make plans to hang out
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Me and the lads
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>>69939198
wouldn't mind some ferny fanny on my face 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk6-5CfVDRQ
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>>69939222
honestly disliked the majority of americans I met when I went there 2bh
fake smiles, fake happiness all the time, extremely overbearing, loud, obnoxious, stubborn and overreactive
their portrayal in the news and their posters here don't help much
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>>69939276
fat
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>>69939334
bit gay
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>>69939334
wow how did he get a gf like that :o
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>>69939292
when i went to america everyone was super nice to me i loved it
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Even if I ask my bf to get some weed from his friends, I know he won't do it because I had asked him for like a few years beforehand.

Don't really have any other friends. How do I get weed on a Sunday.
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>>69939334
1, 2

ur beautiful the way u are born:)
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>>69939286

class of what?
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They shoulda used me for STEM Cell Research when I was in the womb. niggas should've aborted my ass
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>>69939292

They honestly aren't faking. They just aren't a bunch of miserable cunts like you lot.
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>go see Rogue One
>primarily male audience, only women seem to be there with boyfriends or a group of lads
>whole theatre is packed
>at the end of the movie there's barely any trash left behind. Just occasional drinks and a few popcorn bags standing up on the floor

>go see La La Land tonight with my girlfriend
>some guy with his wife and I are the only two guys in the theatre
>not too many people there but it's entirely women
>end of movie we get up to leave
>popcorn thrown all fucking over the place in the front rows
>huge soft drinks spilled all over the place
>enough rubbish that every one of these bitches apparently got food/drinks and spilled them everywhere
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nice blog
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green letters
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>>69939404
good post

>>69939410
elmexicANO
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>>69939404
CLEAN
IT
UP
WAGIE
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>>69939404
>whole theatre is packed
I mean good job saying theatre right but I know we both say the cinema, UK and Eire.
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>>69939404
>go see Rogue One

Awful choice. The new films are all absolute rubbish.

>>69939404
Women are generally disgusting. You find that out once you start living with them. The create an endless trail of loose hairs, beauty product mess, and trash.
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>>69939404
Was La La Land good
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Think I ate 4 slices of 'zza and 3 bags of cheetos before I passed out from drinking 5L of cider.
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>>69939468
Mad mad man
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men are much cleaner and more orderly than women

this is common knowledge
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feeling very sad

any comfy videos about fishing or forests?
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the "gf"
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>>69939500
wish i was a fisherman

setting out a net and smoking on a calm night
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I wish a crooked tooth Brit would
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Ah yes its a fall asleep for half an hour, wake up and can't get back to sleep because your circadian rhythm is absolutely fucked

BIG FAN of this series
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>>69939500
wish i was there with you x
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>>69939491
>>69939448
WTF U ARE MY FAVORITE POSTER NOW
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AND I'VE GOT ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE

SENSES WORKING OOOOOVERTIME
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>>69939500
https://youtu.be/xKKuqkQNBoE
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>>69939539
>>69939558
thanks lads

/brit/camp when
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an excellent song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGxIjEa87i4
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>>69939539
working on a fishing trawler that are used to catch almost all fish these days is actually a pretty horrible job. in the UK at least, working on a boat in rough seas freezing cold and pissing rain
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>>69939581
want to do that but on calm water
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Bless all forms of intelligence.
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>>69939589
move to louisiana
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>>69939554
I've been a huge fan of this series for the past 5 years

>>69939569
>that music
nice, thanks yankbro
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>>69939500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsp8ZxGprI8
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Imagine having a woman open her legs for you and the first thing you notice is a corporate logo

Is this the future?
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>>69939579
computer just caught on fire
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>>69939219
did a post haha
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>>69939628
yasssssss queeeeennnnnn slayyyyyyyyyyy

people who speak like this should be SHOT
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just noticed northern european folk music is oddly upbeat given how cloudy and depressing it is
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>>69939605
nice

sharing some more /brit/core
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>>69939628
>Imagine having a woman open her legs for you
not gonna happen
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZL17LeI9is
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>>69939628
Gonna get a monster tattoo on my dong.
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https://twitter.com/Koksalakn/status/818775871750307841
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>>69939673
:3
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>>69939599
Glad you're enjoying in la'
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Well, I asked him to get some weed from his friends. Meh, worst case, he won't do it and I get some on Tue or best case he gets it today.
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they are doing this shit as if it was the 70's
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jan/14/inauguration-protests-guide-where-events-happening-donald-trump-president
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>>69939692
missed you lad
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>>69939692
all me
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>>69939692
Shut up
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Chance would be a fine thing
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>>69939672
I'm getting mine tattooed like the space shuttle and my balls like the launch exhaust
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>>69939673
the fuck was he doing for the first minute?
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>>69939673
just turned my :-( into :-)
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>>69939739
Warming it up
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>>69939739
getting the camera ready
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>>69939714
why is it a big deal? is it because you aren't paying for it or something?
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>>69939714
haha i have a car and know a few people so i can get weed and pills and coke whenever i want straight away ahhahaha nerd XD XD
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morning lads
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are not women being oppresing themselves by doing shit like this?
https://www.pussyhatproject.com/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG5YqUenz9o
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>>69939790
lad not gonna lie

identity politics are a dead meme nobody gives a shit anymore
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>>69939806
favorite channel right there
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69939790
they can't think for themselves
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>>69939773
He's a bit of a prude when it comes to weed. Not a prude when it comes to drinking a bottle of wine a day though.
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-LETS PROVE DRUMPF THAT WE WILL NOT BE GRABBED BY THE PUSSY AND FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHTS
they are knitting LOL
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>>69939806
>don't fuck it up now!
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>>69939806
>hurting those poor fish
horrible
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>>69939790
pussy isn't a derogatory term for vagina, it's just vulgar, like cock

pretty sure pussy as in coward predates pussy as in vagina too
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>>69939777
:(
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>>69939839
Get your own fucking weed what is wrong with you I knew people to buy weed off when i was like 14
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>>69939861
*fucks it up*

ah yes
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>>69939873
but they are doing things of the 40's like knitting
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>>69939876
FONT
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>>69939873
It's a term for cats innit?
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devon about?
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>>69939790
why do they always do pointless shit like this?

>I'm wearing a band that says I care about gay rights
So what are you actually doing to further the rights of homosexuals in this country?
>Wear a band, duh!!
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Can the retarded Mexican leftist trotskyite confused homo FUCK OFF
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>>69939909
yeh hey jack
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>>69939714
Get a lamp and grow your own
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>>69939909
yeah still just east of cornwall last time i checked
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never fucking subhuman fascist
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>>69939806
Those Irish lake trout have red flesh like salmon, taste better too.
Fried in a pan with butter. I can smell it.
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>>69939904
that too, all unrelated etymologies (though pussy -> cat -> soft -> coward works too)
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i want to stuff my piggy face with cake and chocolate
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God lives, but neitzsche is dead
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>>69939960
just had a fat slice of chocolate cake myself
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>>69939895
yeah i know i was kind of responding to something on the page about "reclaiming" the word pussy
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>>69939198
>tfw at housepartys late like 3-4am, sitting in lounge almost asleep and the lads are watch babestation and laughing
lol
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>>69939839
hmm lol i know people like that
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i bet all of their shit is paid by their husbands haha
https://www.instagram.com/p/BOnkfXvD06a/?taken-by=womensmarch
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watching this yank football

chap got pushed over and they gave him an extra 15 yards

fucking pussy sport
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>>69939971
big fan of this post
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>>69940002
i gave yer mam 15 yards
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>>69939960
and this little piggy cried wee-wee-wee all the way home
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>>69939986
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post Rosy in red lingerie please x
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>>69939971
>neitzsche
literally who
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>>69939904
>>69939951
come to think of it the term for cats may have come from the other way around

but "pussy" as in coward is short for "pusillanimous" which means cowardly
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my little mistress cried wee-wee-wee then urinated on my face
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bit scared of going into work on monday after that coked up nonsense on friday. my manager me since then and he didn't mention anything about it so hopefully i'm in the clear
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igf said she's 28
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ubM0JbI5EQ
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what even is my life
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>tfw nowhere to fish near me

grew up fishing, now i just live by a massive river that kills a bunch of people every year and has no fish.
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>>69940088
lol i must have missed something devilish
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>>69940062
>tfw a midget dominatrix will never do a wee on you
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69940109

potatoes
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>>69940099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5ulj3tut3o
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>>69940110
just be yourself, there's Plenty Of Fishâ„¢
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>>69940110
i live a 10 min walk from a river but its very polluted and only dirty fish live there
it sucks, fishing is so
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>>69940132
good post
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I hate uni
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>>69940137
same here la'

only other place near me is a polluted lake
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>>69940151
t. uni hater
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Eating some chicken niggers lads
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>>69940109
A spec on the grand tapestry of human existence.
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>n-word

edgy
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>>69940170
t. chicken eater
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Still rocking a Nokia Lumia 925 on Win10M. Display changes from /r/spaceporn. x
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>>69940174
>that image

Makes me want to drink desu
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>>69940188
t. Nokia Lumia 925 aficionado
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>spaceporn
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>>69940151
me too, i just smoke weed all the time lol
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Why cant i allow myself to come to the realization that my life isnt even slightly important nor are the things that happen to me during it
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>I hate uni
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>>69940174
>that quote
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>>69940207
t. weed smoker
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>taifag is here
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thai chicANO
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thai chicANO
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>>69940233
>>69940234
wew
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>>69940225
>>69940200
>>69940181
shit gimmick, cease and desist immediately
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>>69940132
Ah yes, Ireland..
The best range of fishing waters in the north Atlantic bar none.
Granted only 9% of anything caught by the EU.
Eire-xit when brothers?
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thailad makes quite the entrance
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>>69940229
>>69940233
>>69940234
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Nothing fedora about spaceporn, you dip.
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>>69940239
u ok?
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>>69940241
I'm afraid you're right, thanks for the input

proud to say I'm responsible for some dank gimmicks though
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>/r/spaceporn
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i know i've been pushing the topic a little recently lads and i apologise but would anyone here like to talk about cocaine usage
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Putting all the XFMs on my phone
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in reddit ..........things happen
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>>69940279
Don't do it.
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>>69940279
yes
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i am a prisoner locked up behind xanax bars
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coke isnt even that fun. i get adderall prescribed to me and its infinitely better desu

cheaper as well
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>>69940296
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Might head down to home base to buy some rope tomorrow
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>>69940314
Get me a length too lad, and a strong ceiling hook too if you can
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the clintons are fucking turbo rorkes, no wonder why drumpf will be president
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Doing a Mr Robot lads
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>>69940334
what for
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>>69940314
You'll hate yourself in the morning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biyDfjjkipE
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>>69940336
yeah drumpf would never be seen with the racist donald trump
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Wish my Cat would kiss me...
Been a year since he came to our house. x
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>>69940305
why is xanny so fucking expensive
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>>69940336
>the clintons are fucking turbo rorkes
bill "remove superpredator" clinton
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>>69940348
hanging things
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Hand over your flesh and a new world awaits you.
We demand it.
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>>69940382
never hang your dreams lad
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>>69940380
it was hillary who called black kids super predators
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watching schizophrenics on youtube lads
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>>69940378
its like a quid a bar in the deeps
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>>69940378
i get bars for the equivalent of 3 quid, u?
>>69940400
ik, but he was the one that started mass incarceration
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Do they really block torrent websites in the UK?

Was just in a /tv/ thread and anon couldn't go to rarbg because it was blocked in the UK he said
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*taunts you a second time*
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>>69940400
what do you think about pizzagate?
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>>69940420
Yeah and ISPs send a letter if you torrent anything
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>>69940418
i think they got inspired by wyatt man cartoons
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>>69940420
depends on the provider i think
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>>69940432
What's pizzagate?
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/tv/ lotr bait threads trigger me.
Wish I could take them in good fun, but I can't.
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>>69940432
Fake news.
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>>69940460
good goy
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gf sent me this x
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>>69940443
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>>69940477
turbrorke
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>>69940401
very intriguing disorder
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>>69940456
lotr is shite
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kind of happy now that I've decided exactly what I want to happen to my ashes after I die

said plans are autistic as fuck I admit (especially given how UNautistic we tend to be about family matters like this here) but I really don't want a typical OTT Irish wake/funeral. don't want a funeral of any sort at all in fact. just want the immediate family to scatter my ashes in a specific location I've mapped out, then go to the pub and maybe a nice meal after

/morbid rant
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>Lanza was fascinated with mass shootings, most notably the Columbine High School massacre and the Northern Illinois University 2008 shooting. He did not allow anybody in his bedroom (the windows of which he had taped over with black plastic garbage bags to block out sunlight), refused to have a Christmas tree in the house, and would not eat his food unless it was arranged in a particular way on his plate.[145] He had also chosen to cut off contact with both his father and brother in the two years before the shooting and at one point communicated with his mother, who lived in the same house, only by email. A document entitled "Selfish," about the inherent selfishness of women, was found on Lanza's computer after his death.[136][146]
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>>69940366
hes dead
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>>69940486
the black guy is a trump supporter
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>>69940483
a bit gay, that
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never seen a single lotr
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>>69940499
whats a typical irish funeral
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>>69940512
trump is a good goy
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>>69940511
No.
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>>69940499
Let God into your life. It'll give you some meaning.

Why talk about your death? If you're young surely its a long way off.
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Well this is it lads the last about half gram of the nearly 500 quids worth of this shite I've bought since Thursday night. I'm gonna pick my my nan up in the morning and take out to dinner then go to my parents until I'm back at work. It's gonna be a ballache driving an extra hour Monday morning but I can't stay here I'll just be snorting cocaine forever. What kind of guy actually sorts you at at 6am wtf is he doing
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Has anyone ever actually faked their own death?
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>>69940517
missing out. not even into fantasy stuff but they are some of the best films ever made
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n-word
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>>69940550
>Why talk about your death?
Not him but why not, it's bound to happen, thinking about it even early in life gives us some kind of perspective
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>>69940559
>budwiser
that had better just be because youre too fucked to taste it
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>>69940497
Túrin Turambar
Basically Icelandic sagas
Tolkien was a hack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuUkLbOAWcU
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>>69940565
yes. in america there are a few cases
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>>69940559
>bf1
>download only
>cocaine

the state of you
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the 27 year old colombian neet
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is bitcoin dead?
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>>69940559
you're an absolute mad lad
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>>69940559
Fucking loser
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>>69940521
Lots of drinking, more drinking, bitter rivalries coming to the fray between family members, fights, laughter, misery, taytos, drink, cigarettes, priest, prayer, parish priest passing comment on deceased, alleluia, strategic placement of people in the church, burial, more drink, more fights, songs sung in the corner of the pub, more drink
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>>69940559
why even snort it anymore?

you're a complete mong man, feel bad for you.

save it
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>>69940577
i'd like to read them someday, don't really like movies
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el mexicANO is a 33 year old virgin
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his name is cristian ceron
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South it is then.
HOLD ON LITTLE SHIRELINGS.
ERM HEM.
I always liked going South. Somehow, it feels like going downhill.
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>>69940550
>Why talk about your death? I


because im a self involved wanker
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>>69940639
autism
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>>69940559
Never done coke, any good? How long you been awake?

Best of luck to you anyway
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>>69940559
>cocaine alone
last time i did that i jerked off for like six hours. it's a social drug, you do it with other people
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any BLACKED man in?
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>>69940647
apparently he is accepted to college and will not be a neet after february
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hhahahahaha what a loser
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what are some movies about 70s britain
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>>69940669
its fun at a big social event.

its barely more fun than being drunk when you're alone. Really dont understand this cunt
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>>69940671
how is that bad.
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>"Lord" Timothy Dexter, an eccentric 18th-century New England businessman who faked his own death to see how people would react. His wife did not shed any tears at the wake, and as a result he caned her for not being sufficiently saddened at his passing
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>>69940625
Tayto cheese and onion is a subject of much contention in Ireland, this is sadly correct.
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>>69940700
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i don't drink or do drugs i just take the xanax that my psychiatrist prescribes me and smoke cigarettes but only when alone on my veranda at night while listening to jazz
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>>69940669
yeah when you get some really good stuff you only need a small bit to get you buzzing so if you buy quite a bit you can go on massive benders for days
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>>69940711
because after it's all over you're ashamed of yourself
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>>69940598
I miss christopher lee
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Jimmy Carr is alright, but I can't stand Phill Jupitus on QI.
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>>69940700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDPO9UG_CY4
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i spend almost every waking moment on /brit/
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>>69940700
abigail's party
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>>69940751
Been jerking off for entire hours on weed a couple of days this week. Anything but ashamed. Ashamed I didn't get more.
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>John Darwin, a former teacher and prison officer from Hartlepool, England faked his own death on 21 March 2002 by canoeing out to sea and disappearing. His ruse fell apart in 2006 when a simple Google search revealed a photo of him buying a house in Panama
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Nienor and Turin Turambar are a sad story.
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>>69940754
>george, why are we filming my scenes first?
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>>69940828
Why did he fake his death?
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>>69940816
>bf
All you got there is a woman, laddie.
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>>69940842
Taken before his time
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>>69940754
Me too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGGzbxeYtmU
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>>69940847
Life insurance
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Doing a late shift, are we?
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>>69940800
cocaine is on a whole other level though when it comes to feeling horny. the funny thing is if you've taken an absolute shit ton of cocaine and been awake for days your dick sometimes doesn't work so sex is fucking pointless you can just find yourself wanking soft for hours. it's a glamorous life
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>>69940897
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>>69940897
Never done it, but sounds pretty intense.
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>>69940897

Do this without cocaine, desu.
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>>69940964
you have erectile dysfunction them presumably? tthanks for letting us know
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>>69940897
>>69940897
Love coke. But amphetimines are way better for getting you horny. You can jack off with a hard dick for like 30 hours

its why all porn stars do meth
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>>69940870
JUST DO IT
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>>69940436
torrented loads of stuff over the years
never got a single letter
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What's the name of the girl on the right?
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degale being destroyed here lads
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>>69941024
vanessa francis
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So why aren't drugs legal?
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>>69941020
It's a new thing
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>>69941003
Pills/mdma some smoke and you're fucking like a champion for hours.
Coke is rubbish
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>think I only have one beer left
>check the fridge
>actually have two
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz4eq0yChfw

stomper
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the first time i did coke i felt absolutely nothing. i think it waas because my gf and i had never done it before and were anticipating it as if it the effects were going to be immediately overwhelming. the second time i tried it i was offered it unexpectedly. just took a bump and went ape shit
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>>69941035
It's not this
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>>69941046
torrented stuff last year
never got a letter
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>>69941081
I know I made up the name
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>>69941080
This honestly sounds like someone thats never done coke

Ive done mounds and never went "ape shit". Sure, youre really excitable and confident, but you aren't going apeshit. You're pretty in control throughout
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>>69941087
Yeah it's a new thing like I said
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>>69939240
better than
>meet
>make out
>base 2
>ask out again
>radio silence
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>>69941016
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>>69941096
lol
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>>69941104
either that or neither time was the real thing
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I wish I had a harem of thousands of women and had thousands of children
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>>69941176
alrai Ghengis
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cleaning up some "irregularities" with my gf
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>>69941176
same la
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So how does weed compare to MDMA in terms of jerking off/porn? Is MDMA on a whole other level? Pretty happy with weed since I'll be back to normal in a couple of hours.
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>>69941158
probably got shit cut with meth or probably just meth with some cutter
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>>69941104
you're right, i suppose that's a better way of describing it
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I've started saying 'ah yes' every occasion I get in real life. I don't think people like my attitude now.
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>>69941176
>thousands of women
can you IMAGINE being around that many women? a dozen maybe is already a lot.
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>>69941193
Edgy as fuck
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>>69941118
Probably only certain ISPs doing it
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>>69941193
fucking kikes
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>>69941202
weed provides exectly no extra sexual stamina or ejaculation delay
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>>69939198
My mates sister went on babe station once, no one ever said anything to him about despite we all knowing.
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>>69941202
I honestly think MDMA is overrated for it. I'd much rather do other things while on MDMA

Adderall or any type of amphetimine blows them all out of the water as far as jerking off on it goes.
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>people in the feminized world still have trouble getting 3-4 new Gfs every weekend
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>>69941104
>working in an environment where everyone has to order a couple of grams for a night out.
A couple of pills and you're laughing at the other idiots running to the toilets trying to keep themselves up every 10 minutes to maintain the shit talk.
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make a new thread
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>>69941245
what was her name?
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normal doob or a king f lads?
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rapist
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>>69941255
Fuck off normie cunt
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>>69941295
>>69941295
>>69941295
>>69941295


new!
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Wish I could buy a jew painting. They are sold in souvenir shops in poland and said to bring good fortune if kept at home.
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>>69941202

weed enhances sensation though
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