/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

Millenial genocide when

Hi, my name is Nicholas.

CB is a faggot desu

>>69939090
t. millenial

Boomer genocide when

Hey STUD!

LOL j/k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL5sZIfs8YM

What the fuck, Mexico?

>>69939112
When trump gets rid of SS

Okay listen potter heads, why couldn't voldemort just appartize to Harry Potter and kill him after he was resurrected??

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>>69939166
kut Bataven

>>69939166
>being a jar head
Lmao

>>69939166
Why didn't he just hire a muggle nigger (it takes place in the UK after all) to murder him when he lived with is family?

Maybe I will go watch another film or finish my book. I should write some more but that can be headache at this hour. I might watch film adaptation of Federico Garcia Lorca's Blood Wedding. Any of you fags see a good film lately?

>>69939166
>>69939199
I did not think I would have to repeat so soon that she is a hack writer.

>>69939206
Easily the gayest post I done ever seen

>>69939243
i don't think I should have to let you know you have a poor understanding of child "literature"

cows in fact cannot jump over the moon.

Where are all of the muslims in the HP universe?

>>69939206
Incredibly faggy post/10

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Why are liberals such horrible people?

>>69939199
I see but why couldn't voldemort find him after his 17th birthday?? And kill him

>>69939252
>>69939277
You guys are mean and I'm going to tell mom on you.

>>69939285
>go to reddit
>find post I don't like
>blog on 4chan about it
>m-muh libtards

>>69939271

T-THEY WERE THERE, I JUST DIDN'T SHOW THEM

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Russians stole the election

There is a chemical that is released in our waters to make people have gay thoughts

The Jews are actually good, innocent people, but there is an unknown threat amongst them that pretends to be like them. The Jews are getting replaced by these things unknowingly.

Wifi causes cancer

There is a cure for cancer but the cancer cash cow is too big and too rich for it to be released to the public

Australia's aboriginals are actually the missing link in evolution

China is the second biggest threat to our world

Obama is secretly white

The chances of receiving dubs increases as long as you post an image pointing towards your post number

I can beat any of you up

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>>69939070

have sex desu senpai

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>blaming it on the guns

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69939285

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>Easily the gayest post I done ever seen

Furfags ins Gas, desu

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>Canada

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>>69939112
good post

>>69939355
Shut your cockholster, furfaggot fuckhead dweeb

>>69939370
Lmao chargers are so gay

4chan needs a star trek board

I <3 h8rs

>>69939262
There's difference in literary merit between say C.S. Lewis' body of work for children and J. K. Rowling's. I think best essay on matter was written by literary critic Harold Bloom who lambasted the authoress for creating a future audience of Stephen King readers.

>>69939395
>muh jdm-tyte civic is so sick bruh

>>69939370
LGBT police

>>69939407
FUCKING NERD

>>69939444
wanna talk about star trek?

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Maybe its just the mirror that makes me look fat

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Why haven't any of you assholes seen a movie lately.

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average scene in Canada

>>69939465
but i watched a bronx tale 2 days ago

>>69939502
If I don't know what that is it probably isn't worth my time. I think I might go watch a Lars von Trier film if you fuckos won't give me (You)s.

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Just finished "Tokyo Magnitude 8.0" lads

Now I feel all depressed n shiet. Good anime, do recommend. The art style certainly isn't the best, the plot was generally over-dramatic and quite pessimistic (especially since IRL the 2011 earthquake ended up proving that it likely wouldn't be as bad as they portrayed it in the show), and there were some very cliché parts, namely the plot climax which was fairly predictable for a short while. But, despite all of that, it was still a good story, albeit a sad one.

>>69939166
Why didn't the muggles just blat blat the wizards with mechanical death spells

69939530

You can fuck your dad for all we care

>>69939541
Because the Wizarding world and the muggle world where hidden

can someone please talk about star trek with me

>>69939591
i wish a nigga would

>>69939530
how do you now know a bronx tale ahahaha fuckin nerd

>>69939540
>posting about anime on /int/
fuck off nerd

HOLY FUCK I DIDN'T KNOW THIS SONG EVEN EXISTED FUCK, WHY DID I DISCOVERED IT NOW IT'S SO SAD FUCK

>>69939608
bit rude, chap

>>69939465
I stopped going to them because of their anti-Trump shit.

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I feel like I need to remind you guys that decent /cum/ ops exist

>>69939070
stop smoking weed, which has been going very well so far. I'm much happier now

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>>69939611
What song

>>69939618
it's rude to post about anime on non anime boards

>>69939639
d-don't bother

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>>69939465
I watched Moana
It was goat

>>69939636
>le weed is bad faec

I bet your daddy sucked you off when you were 10 and you don't even know it

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>>69939650
Is it t-swizzle?

69939636
How absolutely fascinating - NOT.

>>69939667
rabu raibu

>>69939662
Marijuana kills your brain cells

>>69939662
son, I was a daily smoker for 8+ years.

I know what I'm about

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>>69939677
I'll look it up

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>>69939653
>he listened to the Disney marketer disguised as a Canadian

What shoes do you wear /cum/?

>>69939684
Is it because you don't look retarded anymore

>>69939680
>promotes the growth of new brain cells

>>69939684
You sound like all you smoked was cock

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>tfw taylor swift makes you hard af but you dont want to dirty her by fapping to her beauty
>>69939711
Skechers

>>69939691
did you watch the series?
it's a bonus cd song

>>69939298
t. Triggered ledditor

How do I get a chilean boyfriend

>>69939751
sorry, all they make is women

>>69939711
Skate shoes

>>69939717
>promotes the growth of new brain cells
I don't think this is true

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I wanna suck a cock.

>>69939734
>>69939768
What are you two in high school or something?

>>69939711
2 pound basketball shoes

>>69939780
*whips out my dick*

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>>69939712
it killed my motivation, my gains, my social skills and made me generally anxious/paranoid of shit. I've taken a few month breaks before and felt good then thought I could go back to smoking just on the weekends, nope.

>>69939717
smoke this

*unzips poo-poo toad*

>>69939771
You should've stopped after "I don't think"

This is like the biggest thing about mj

>>69939717
DUDE

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>>69939782
No I'm a mature adult

>>69939800
t. half braindead hippie retard. don't even bother replying to me anymore

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>>69939734
>>69939768

>>69939792
>wahh it made me lose my willpower

>>69939711
doc martens

>>69939711
Nike SB's for general walking around, some cheap pair of canvas sneakers from Uniqlo to look "nice" and this awesome pair of leather timbs my brother go me

>>69939782
Plenty of adult males wear skate shoes

Is your neighbourhood white?
https://demographics.virginia.edu/DotMap/index.html

>>69939826
ur mom was half brain dead when i slipped that pill into her drink and told her my cawk was mountain dew

>>69939851
100%

>>69939166
Go away nerd

>>69939711
Autism sneakers.

wondering if my firing pin for my slam bang will be good enough to last more than a couple shots this time buds
not that i illegally make firearms RCMP pls go

>make a simple post on /lit/ asking for some advice on word usage

>blows up into an extreme autism fest stemming from one person thinking I had a dream of being a writer

wew

>>69939954
link

mainers are the master race

did baja-chan and all mexicans die again?

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I am going to have a French gf and nothing can be done to stop me

>>69939961
>>>/lit/8974551

>>69939963
mainers aren't lamerz

>>69939954
Haha

>>69939894
POO

>>69939976
*stops you*

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>>69939894
Gottim

>>69939972
Yes.

>>69940025
No you didn't

>>69939972
yes

>>69940068
Where is she then

Who here Wisgomsum? Or perhaps from the Twin Cities?

>>69940076
Somewhere in the future

>>69940081
They all died too.

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Hang all leftists
Hang all jews
Hang all fags
Hang all race traitors

Unironically filtered the Canadian flag
Fuck Canada and your stupid polar bears too

>>69940162
Prove it

48 inch pizza

I fell for the Witcher meme holy shit this game sucks. Everything feels stiff and clunky

50 inch pizza

>>69940169
W-what?

>>69940213
Sorry, bud.
Sad but true.

>>69940194
Give it some time. It's a slow start but it picks up after you meet the baron.

>>69940226
I came to realization that if I were last person alive not much if anything would change until utilities began to shut off.

>>69940237
the only canadian merchandise i own is a canada flag camping chair

>>69940175
I just communicated with her telepathically and she told me she was super qt am for totally into me
You just gotta take me word on it

>>69940281
Have you travelled abroad

I'm so close to growing a millennial hipster beard, but I can never get the sides to come in fully.

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>>69940237

>>69940321
no i have only been to america

but i really doubt le wear canadian so they don't think youre american meme

isn't america one of the most beloved countries in the world?

>>69940339
>isn't america one of the most beloved countries in the world?
lol

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>>69940281
Hello
Where are you from? Texas?

>>69940338

>>69940339
It's super real among canadians.
The highest degree of subtlety I've seen was a molson ballcap.
The flag patch on backpack is de rigeur.

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>call anon a mean name
>he replies in a calm and non rude manner
>feel bad

>>69940281
Poor display, bud

>>69940304
O ok sorry about that

>>69940339
>isn't america one of the most beloved countries in the world?

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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>mfw I'm going to buy a Japanese car

>>69940387
does it honestly help any? are they implying people will just attack americans on site or something?

>>69940352
>almost everything music/movie/tv show comes from the US and the whole world watches it
>largest trade partner of most of the world
people like america, how could htey not? sure they like to mock the US because of inferiority complex but i think truthfully most people like america

>>69940444
What kind of subaru are you buying?

48 inch rectangular pizza

Holy fuck i should NOT have eaten that cajun potato salad

http://montrealgazette.com/news/quebec/good-governance-will-sell-quebecers-on-a-yes-for-sovereignty-pq-leader-jean-francois-lisee-tells-troops
i can't stop reading comments on this fucking site even though they make me mad

help

Eating apple pie, lads

>>69940482
Only literal retards and loser old people comment on news sites.

>>69939743
>Still trying this hard to fit in
Holy fuck, reddit just leave

>>69940507
>tfw literal retard

Surprisingly ok with this.

I am alone, have no one to talk to and there's nowhere to go especially not in this cold, especially since I commute by bicycle. My life is pathetic and awful and I have no idea what to do.

*teleports into your butthole*

Had actual Indian curry for the first time instead of some made by white people and it was bland as fuck. How do white Americans make better curry than actual poo in loos?

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Um... Anime?

>>69940524
lift weights, drink water, get a job and smile even if you're not happy

>>69940465
most people consider american influence to be harmful and many people openly hate america because of its imperialistic foreign policy

>>69940444
thank you :3

>>69940551
he has a job

also doing something boring like lifting weights is not a good idea for a depressed person, having lots of time to dwell and have introspective thoughts isn't good

>>69940527
Hey! You get out of there right now!

>>69940560
literally every country has imperialistic foreign policy if they are capable of it

>>69940482
I read down a few, mostly seems like Québécois against separatism. What's got you so bumbruised?

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>>69940546

>>69940580
you cant dwell on your thoughts when you're focusing on your squat form

>>69940585
*poops*
*teleports out*

>>69940615
i don't know, i thnk it's just the sheer retardation on display

i can't believe i share a province with these things

>>69940608
so? the people that suffer from it resent it

>>69940666
not for long.

also, suh satan

>>69940622
>being so retarded lifting weights uses up 100% of your mental capacity

if he was this retarded he wouldn't have enough self awareness to even be depressed

>>69940617
sad desu

>>69940635
You are an Anglophone in Québec?

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i want to hug a cute anime girl

>>69940572
ARE YOU TRAIN GUY?

The US - Canadian border is the ugliest border on earth

>>69940746
Hello /cum/

>>69940725
hell no

and reading this stuff from anglophones only made me hate them

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>>69940748
>straight line
>ugly

>>69940748
nah u r lmao

>>69940748
Agreed

>>69940775
>>69940746
Did not mean to reply to Chile.

>>69940778
gazette is a jew newspaper

i fucking hate west island fags. everything west of YUL is cancer

>>69940748
There is literally no border. It's empty space. What the fuck are you talking about? Gah, you stupid idiots.

gonna go test my slam bang shotty on a primer only round lads
wish me luck

>>69940805
and to think it was a francophone who helped jews get more rights in this country

>>69940572
When honda sits on a bike he becomes Suzuki

>>69940746
What is Train guy?

>>69940666
It's a dog eat dog world, cuck

>>69940826
i hope you have a firearms license

>>69940827
jews have no loyalty except to jews. also it was a damn shame to rename dorchester, he did a lot for francophones

>>69940860
uhhh kinda?
fuck tha police at any rate

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What if Japan decided to take over the world? How would we defend ourselves from the bushido warriors?

>>69940852
do u hate koreans

>>69940852
oh, there was a nip here who used to post, he always posted how jam packed the train was

>>69940884
nukes

>>69940885
so-so-

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>Come home from work
>bf kisses me
>Pulls me to the bedroom

>locks the door and starts playing video games

>>69940884
Shoot the dumb nips for bringing knives to a gunfight

>>69940778
They were echoing the Francophones though, both were mostly saying the same thing
I disagree with them and support Québec libre, mostly because I want an independent Maritimes & Newfoundland which seems inevitable if Québec leaves.
I would even support a Québécois and Néo-Brunswickois alliance

>>69940912
cucked by japan

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>>69940884

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>>69940896
d-do you hate me?
How are Koreans in Japan, though?

>>69940914
Dude, they are samurai and ninjas, they can cut bullets

>>69940884
Commit harakiri kamikaze and sudoku at the same time

fug i got powder all over my pillow from using it as a silencer

>>69940968
IMPOSSIBRU

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>want to eventually marry white girl and start family
>only black girls are attracted to me

>>69940912
Im sorry to hear that anon

>tfw at a cheap sports bar with the lads
>tfw this cheap ass sports bar plays better music than most other bars
Fucking finally.

>>69940912
Can I be your bf? I'll cover your needs

>>69940996
but did it work?
Also who did you kill?

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>>69941021
It's oki doki, he unlocked the door and let me change into my jammies

>>69941049
No I already have one that does

He was just being silly

Is it true there are american men who do cheerleading?

>>69940889
i dont know him.

>>69940947
no, i love you :3
>in japan koreans.
its okay. they are fine.

>>69941072
will I be looked bad if I scream
"I LOVE DICKS" in japan but in spanish?

>>69941069
Yes

Is it true that Yorkies are the most powerful race in the world?

>>69941062
post jammies

>>69941062
>No I already have one that does
You're probably a guy anyways

and if you are a girl you're ugly s-so I'm not even upset

>>69941054
yeah the primer went off
>who did i kill
probably a bit of my hearing
wish i lived in the middle of nowhere and didn't have to worry about shit like this tbqh

>>69941101
you'll be looked at badly if you scream anything anywhere you dumb fucking autistic retard reee

>>69941125
OCHINKO DAISKI

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>>69941108
No

>>69941109
I am a boy

>>69941105
What do male cheerleaders do? Do they have pom poms and skirts and everything?

>>69941114
primers aren't very loud on their own

should have done it into a pillow

>>69941140
;_;

why not

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>>69941072
t-thanks
What do you think about Abe?

>>69941152
i did u fag
and they are loud in enclosed spaces
i have electronic ear pro but trying not to use it so i can tell if my roommates can hear it or not
have another primer round ready to test, will probably do so in a bit, this primer embedded itself into the dowel about 1/8th of an inch so i'm hoping the firing pin isn't compromised, happened the last time i had a firing pin. tried to fire a live round and was just denting the primer. i rounded this pin a bit more so hopefully it still will work.

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>>69941142
No they have shorts, they're usually support for pyramids or help throw girls

Pom Poms for all cheerleaders

>>69941160
I posted my leg and face and got bullied so no jammies

>accidentally put too much hot sauce on sandwich

>whole mouth and lips still burning

worth it

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>>69941142
male cheerleaders actually lead the cheers and hold the girls up when they jump

>>69941192
when i did it under a pillow it's quieter than a pellet gun

was making dummy rounds

Where is Baja I miss her

>>69941196
But I didn't get to see them anon I'm sure you are very qt.

>>69941114
I feel you. Shooting in kalifornia is a pain desu.
When I retire to the south and have some land to myself, u can cum over

>Who likes short shorts?
I LIKE SHORT SHORTS!

>>69941208
i was holding the end against the pillow, will probably just go out onto the deck for the next test or something and wear my ear pro then run away real fast.

>>69941211
sex dungeon

>>69941200
what kind of hot sauce? i find very few hot sauces are actually spicy

>>69941226
cover the whole thing with a pillow/blanket

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>>69941217
blah i miss my actual firearms
fucking kikes

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>>69941214
No I'm ugly

>>69941229
el yucateco caribbean habanero

its not super hot but its pretty good.

>>69941226
I'm worried what is some sicko really did kidnap Baja

>>69941250
you get your firearms license taken away or something?

what did you do

>>69941250
>blah i miss my actual
w-what happened?

>>69941251
I'm sure you are not. You sound like a real qt anon :)

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Fucks sake I need a Switch Preorder now I have the money to pay in full

>>69939684
how are you managing without?

>>69941283
I have a pic of him somewhere he looks like a nerd

>>69941101
ちんこ大好き!

>>69941331
haha

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>>69941331
>>69941336

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>america will NEVER have a centrist party or presidential nominee again

>>69941331
Don't be rude. I'm sure he is not.

piso mojado

>>69941305
not so bad right now, I know theres going to be urges in a few months that I'm going to have to will power through.

the first 2 weeks of quitting are the worst though

>>69941365
A radical centrist party?

>>69941404
Not radical, but pragmatic and evidence based.
Like, hurhur my opponent said this so I disagree is dumb.

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>>69941365
1960s American politics will never happen again where you have conservative democrats and liberal republicans and presidents who actually try to get the parties to work together. You just have to accept it and realize that our politics are now polarized into meme groups.

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>>69941274
>>69941277
>why yes i am suicidal
>why i have an ethical duty to call the CFO
>REEEEEEEEEEE
and thus began my battle with the normies
>why yes i will send this letter to the CFO to get your firearms back
>why no i never sent it and was lieing to you the entire time about filling it out, which made you in turn lie to the police that it was in the mail and sent out :^)'
normies must die

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I always wanted to stick a syringe into someone as they sleep

>>69941397
is it just the habit you miss or the feeling? doing something for 8 years than not must be hard.

>>69941445
i did this to my room mate

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>>69941428
what the fuck
How can they get away with that?

>>69941217
>shooting in california a pain
Hate when s*cal talks about california, desu.
Literally 15min to my nearest range.
3 gun and ammo shops off the top of my head that are even nearer.

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>>69941465
why

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Tell me about 20s/30s Mexico

>>69941525
idk nigga i wasn't born yet lol

>>69941365
But trump is a centrist if you believe his speeches

>>69941489
im up north tho
>have to drive 30 minutes to a (good) range

>>69941495
i prank him all the time, im trying to get him deported

>>69941457
habit and feeling. Something like 1.5-2 years ago I realized how dumb the habit was with how much money and time I was wasting so I started trying to take tolerance breaks.

Its not necessarily a physical addiction so you can keep yourself occupied with things like exercise for the first few months. But those two weeks in the beginning is all full of "Oh well I can just call my guy for a quick gram just for saturday, right?"

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>>69941556
This. I love how far right wingers saw him as a messiah when in reality he is a moderate liberal

>>69941476
dont know, dont even know how i seemed to have slipped through the cracks since i still have my PAL card but it's kinda invalid and the last contact i had seemed to indicate i had to turn it in to be revoked or some shit but thanks to lying mckikeface who i stopped talking to i just dont know. think im in kind of a limbo. at least i can flash the card to buy ammo still. kinda just making firearms as a fuck you to the government/police. like they dont want me to have them but fuck them here i am with one.
wish they would just leave me the fuck alone.
also may or may not have almost killed myself with unstable HME when i was 17 but that's not on my record i didn't get charged with anything :^)

>>69941556
Not really, but he's definitely far less conservative than the media portrays him to be.

I'd still like more evidence-based policies being implemented.

>>69941565
>i prank him all the time
your pranks are weird desu
>im trying to get him deported
is he chinese?

>>69941583
lots of the stuff he says is right sided meme tier, but I think that was part of a ploy to help him get elected as a Republican since the democrats party is kind of retarded. I mean they only gave their voters two people to pick from and Bernie was clearly picked because he couldn't beat Hillary.

>>69941597
no, he's syrian

i volunteered for a government program to let a syrian live with you, they pay you quite a bit of money up front, and then monthly payments which aren't so great, so im going to get him deported

the injections will cause him to fail his drug test

>>69941489
>I live in the few heavily republican areas in California so I can speak for the state as a whole
I live near the NH border in Mass and know several gunshops, but that doesn't make my State's laws absolute garbage.

>>69941559
>30min drive
>bad
I don't see the problem here, bud.

>>69941556
You need to watch interviews of trump from the 80's to the early 2000's.

hes clearly a liberal guy. He was calling to legalize all/most drugs and was calling the drug war a massive failure since the 90s. DJT is based af f@m

>>69941634
convince him to smoke weed with you, that would be easier

>>69941666
they probably wouldn't care about that

now he'll test positive for meth/cocaine/heroin

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my roommate (chad) has asked if i want to go to a party tomorrow night

i said alright

very nervous considering i spend every night alone in my room watching anime and masturbating for the past couple years

>>69941658
I agree but it's possible he changed stances as he got older, or wanted into the office so bad that he'll do the righty stuff. Some of his campaign stuff is very right hard side politics. Not sure if he'll get in a second time desu.

>>69941690
get a bit buzzed before hand and don't overdo the drinking while there anon.

youll do fine, i believe in you :#

>>69941690
Do you know anyone at said party?

If you don't you probably aren't going to enjoy yourself

>>69941638
Never claimed to speak for the state and never claimed California's gun laws aren't garbage.
Nevada is a stone's throw away and a fun drive, so I don't really care.

>>69941690
If you want to make things easier, drink beforehand until you get moderately buzzed.

>>69941690
Pre-game and don't overdo it.
It'll be great.

>>69941699
he wanted to run for president since the 80's and considered a few times. I truly think he wants to save America from people like the Clintons/Soros and he had to cross over to the right-side to do that.

His proposed policies aren't that nutty, the muslim thing though...

>>69941649
The problem is that there's a range 5 minutes from where I live, but it's always closed due to renovations,
and I can't exactly go on a school day like I used to.

chantel, look at this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKd0So_d4GA&feature=youtu.be

>>69941765
I know, I saw a few interviews from him when he was younger. I think he does want to do good too, I'm just not sure how he can do anything within the system or what he even wants to do since some of his core politics have either changed drastically over the years or he's lying in interviews.

Kind of curious if there will be more of the same from your country in the next 4 years or if the party will do something interesting. They basically control the entire government now from what I get. Either way it's a good shakeup for your political system I suppose.

>>69941445
Would you give them aids too

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>>69941820
I don't like. Wouldn't the stingers still pierce his skin?

>>69941820
how can the white man even compete?

>>69941830
well

he could buy used needles off drug addicts or loot a needle bin, but he puts himself at risk of infection. health problems can get people rejected though.

>>69941840
You forget we're talking about a MAN

>>69941710
>>69941742
>>69941759
t-thanks

>>69941711
only person i know is my roommate

>>69941853
wasps were created by satan

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the gf

>>69941886
slut

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the parents

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>>69941856
Whoah we all had the same advice?
//cum/partypros/, waddap

>>69941901
Sorry but I wouldn't trust some random mexican alone with my future child

>>69941856
I'm assuming you haven't been drunk before, but chances are that you'll be a lot more friendly and more likely to approach people.

new?!?!?!

>>69941975
>>69941975
>>69941975
new