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lower canada edition
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where are the souls
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>>69936226
pls no ghosts and/or skeletons itt
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edmonton
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This is what Edmonton looked like around the same time. Lmao.
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>>69936264
CALGARY
A
L
G
A
R
Y
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>>69936271
i know

comfy
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>>69936087

not a starling, he was referring to bigger birds like seagulls.

Either way, a truck woulda shook your tookus
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>smoked a bit when I was younger
>quit when mom caught me
>18 and have a job now
>wanna start smoking again
>mom always has and still tells me not to pick it up and that she regrets it and would be disappointed if I did
>don't wanna disappoint her anymore than I already have

Do you think if I smoked lights like a sissy it wouldn't bother her as much?
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>>69936315
pearl of the prairies haha
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>>69936328
>having a sissy for a son
gee anon, I dunno
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>>69936328
dont, cigarettes are a waste of money
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>>69936328
My father has smoked for over 40 years, still has never done it in front of his mum, just seems disrespectful in his opinion.
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western canadian cities ranked
1. victoria
2. calgary
3. vancouver
4. kelowna
5. lethbridge
6. regina
7. saskatoon
----------------MASSIVE GAP---------------
8. winnipeg
9. red deer
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>>69936399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o77NwC2TLR8
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>>69936399
forgot edmonton

it's between lethbridge and saskatoon
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>tfw using an image of a girl I grabbed off /soc/ for my twitter pic but it still makes me mad when someone insults her appearance
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>>69936264
>>69936271
Honestly not trying to be rude or catalyse another regional argument, but why is western Canada (parts of BC excluded) always so drab and ugly?
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>>69936454
explain this to me
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>>69936455
it was all built rather recently. only their tiny little historical districts have any personality to them.

its like the infill in greater toronto and montreal, it just looks ugly.
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>>69936359
I'm already a faggot (but closested) so it wouldn't be much worse
I'd rather smoke real cigarettes than lights though because I'm not that much of a fag but I don't wanna make me mom any more upset

>>69936379
if it's not wasted on cigarettes I'll just waste it on booze desu
I need a vice to keep from hating myself too much
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>>69936264
how is Edmonton? I think about moving there sometimes but I don't know what the economy is like or based on.
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upper canada
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ah yes the east
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>>69936548
it's actually shit just go to calgary
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>>69936531
if you're a fag make having your mom be proud your vice. Everytime you want to buy a pack of cigs go ahead and put that money in a savings account.

You'll feel better abot yourself and have less reasons to hate yourself, fag.
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>>69936583
i am already

calgary is shit and i fucking hate chinooks
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>>69936558
I don't think that's Halifax at all. I can clearly see a mobile phone tower and you can almost never get service in the Maritimes unless you pick up yank towers
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>>69936645
creasing
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>>69936628
What's a chinook? An Indian?
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I am going to have a French gf and nothing can be done to stop me
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>>69935839
yeah
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No matter how bad my city gets, I can always take pride in the fact that we're better than anything in Alberta.
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I like onions 2bh
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choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBGM7uYNfs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEIx-yfvXGg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYIRRGZdrTo
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where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it
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>>69936628
>i fucking hate chinooks
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>>69936725
I eat raw garlic almost every other day
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>>69936681
warm air current moves into the area and hangs around which brings the temperature up into the positives

it means ice roads and sidewalks in winter. record for temp change was something like -55C to +10C over night. sometimes it has only lasted long enough to freeze peoples cars to the ground.
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literally nothing wrong with the chinese apart from the fact that i haven't got a chinese gf yet
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>>69936725
fried onions in food is great

>>69936745
cut off bottom of garlic, put in tinfoil with cooking oil on bottom and cook it for about 40 minutes.
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Yellow fever is a beta male ref flag
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>>69936762
We just get massive ice storms with freezing rain that do that.
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My dream is still to hop on an 11 hour long direct flight to Taipei and have a QT Taiwanese girl sitting behind me on the window seat and when she tries to stretch her legs her feet (bare) start nudging my elbow on the armrest and I go "yo you can put them there, it's ok" and then I can just sit there and pretend to watch a movie but I'm actually staring at her wiggling the toes all the time. can y'all relate
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>>69936806
nothing wrong with wanting a yellow gf
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>>69936722
But Edmonton was in Gundam
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>>69936767
They torture and eat dogs
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im paying for 200 mb/s internet and my net is at 0.6 mb/s
it ruined my wow raid
what do
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>Yellow fever is a beta male ref flag
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>>69936725
I only like caramelized onions t b h
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>nothing wrong with wanting a yellow gf
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>>69936824
i've lived in places like that but it wasn't as bad or as frequent, the temperature change causes lots of infrastructure damage like exploding water pipes in the streets
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Introduced my big chikuns to my little chii-kuns~
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>>69936852
Dogs are legit delicious, though.
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>>69936845
canada is a gundam
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HAHAHAHHAHA

>HUESTON
>HUESTON
>HUESTON
>HUESTON
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>>69936888
Is chicken still a meme?
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>Dogs are legit delicious, though.
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>>69936896
chinks out
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>killing mans best friend
>not killing mans worst enemy
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>>69936933
FUCK seals 2bh
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>>69936885
quote me pussy
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DOWN IN A HOLE
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>>69936914
you won't know until you try
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>quote me pussy
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edmonton might be a bit of a shithole but at least we're not timmins
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do you ever get naked and beat off to your reflection in the mirror?

I do.
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>>69936971
BUT STAY CLOSE TO MY KIND
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>>69936990
see >>69936914
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>>69936933
Good post
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>>69937017
>timmins
?
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>>69937031
I'm not a chink though
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>>69937042
timmins is the worst city in canada
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>>69937042
timmins is the worst city in canada
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>>69937042
Timmins is the anus of Ontario
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I really love my country you guys I would die for it. Also Canada you guys are great and I'd do anything for yall.

Not Mexico though, sorry but I don't like you guys very much. I'm happy that you're weak so you can't really threaten us but at the same time I wish we had a better neighbor. I'm sure you feel the same way though.

"Poor little Mexico. So far from God, so close to the United States"
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Holly gee
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>>69936914
>Toronto

You first, Sanjeet.
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>>69937061
>>69937077
>>69937086
never heard of it, is it another name for Toronto?
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>>69937118
I'm white
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I still haven't went out to buy those boots /cum/. I want to but I do not want to interact with anyone. I am also incredibly lonely. How vicious a cycle that is.
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>>69937022
I've considered it, but it's too much effort to do it and not get paid.
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I'm not banned anymore!
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how is your internet? mine seems oddly good tonight
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>>69937176
Congratz!
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>>69937157
I know what you mean bro it sucks

>don't want to interact with anyone
>feel lonely
>want to interact with people
>not sure how to because i've been lonely for so long and i forgot how to do social interactions
>feel more lonely

wish I could just fall asleep and never wake up tbqh
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>>69937176
>being a rulebreaker
kys
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>>69937176
>not using burner phones to shitpost on
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>>69937092
Dude. I was going to ask a for a hug from you guys because the anti-Canadian shit was actually getting to me today, and you made my fucking night my man. I fucking love you. Thank you.
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>>69937196
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my nipples hurt
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>Amerishits could have been part of this family
>Instead they choose to become Mexico

Congrats Amerishits.
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Replace Mexico with Poland when?

/cup/ lol
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>>69937190
I called my mother eight times today. She hasn't picked up since Christmas. No one else has picked up today either. I don't really have anyone to call though.
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>>69937176
Your arms are really thin kid
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>>69937230
who's the father
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>>69937230
maybe CB can help you with that
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>>69937157
just go. it always feels more awkward for you than what it really is like

>>69937190
ask questions even if you know the answer. Find a worker in a grocery store and ask them where to find certain items. Ask cashiers the price of something. Whatever.
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>>69937246
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>>69937236
pls no, we dont want to become "/butthurt/ an edition for those who need plumbing advice and want to complain about Germany, Russia, Sweden and the Czech republic."
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>>69937234
God Save the Queen
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>>69937190
I came to conclusion last night only reason I want these boots is to fill empty void where people aught be and now I don't even really care anymore. So aside from not wanting to see anyone I don't even feel like making the egregious purchase regardless.

They are pretty though.
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I miss my Reddit flags
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>>69937295
commie
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>>69937283
>>69937309
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>>69937306
you'll most likely become a republic when she dies.
Nobody likes Charles.

Imagine it, a president of Canada.
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>tfw no qt blonde gf who is pursuing higher education
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Do I want to play weebshit or dragonshit?
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>>69937360
President Donald J. Trump. Imagine.
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>>69937373
Right in the feels
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>>69937373
that blemish on her thigh is bothering me
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>>69937375
both sound like vomit
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>>69937375
Video games are an empty way to spend your limited time on earth. What the fuck am I saying, I'm posting here.
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>>69937404
>those shorts
and into the trash she goes
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>>69937360
FUCK OFF NO SHUT THE FUCK THE UP
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>>69937210
No problem buddy. No matter how much anti-Canadian shit you see online, just remember that Americans unironically love leafs.
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>>69937380
No thank you.
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we're not going to make it
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About to go on a walk with some friends
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>>69937450
they're not your friends
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>>69937412
That blemish on your head is bothering me
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>>69937450
you're gonna get beat up
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>>69937380
he's way too behind in the polls, it will never happen.
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I watched film earlier. Alone. While I ate my dinner. Macaroni. Because I'm poor and can't afford cheese. Anybody else ever see Blast of Silence? Lovely film.
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>>69937210
>>69937439
*but seriously. I think Canada is possibly the only foreign country on the planet, that if it was attacked, Americans would in unison say "ok, who are we going to war with in order to fix this?". Maybe Britain falls into that category too, but that's about it.
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>>69937472
that's my bindi
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>>69937459
>>69937473
Why would you say this?
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cabbage rolls for dinner buds
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>>69937509
I meant your face
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convinced this lad to come on a "walk" with my and some mates
gonna rape him up the bum in the bushes hahaha
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>>69937521
you didn't pay child support
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>>69937423
Found the homo
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>>69937524
Nice job bud
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>>69937541
found the loser
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I regret so much as stepping outside today. I wasted six dollars forty-eight cents on coffee and mocha and hours of time sitting alone in public with nothing to show. I do not know why I bother going out any more or started in first place.
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This nip is making fun of me >>69937292, what's my comeback?
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>>69937521
I don't like you
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There is a very real path to actual one-party fascism Trump can take if he so desires. Launching a simple FBI probe into Congress will probably reveal Frank Underwood levels of corruption fuckery for all but a select few, and then he can indict literally fucking everyone. Congress will be out of commission and then he can assume full power.

Really hope he does this.
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Blondes >redheads > brunettes
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>>69937061
You forgot Kenora
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>>69937540
I haven't had the chance to make a child
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>>69937541
I'm sorry, but Elle Fanning is not attractive to me. I understand that in the social hierarchy, as a tall rich white girl, she is WAY out of my league, but I don't see the appeal at all.

I'm not the guy you're replying to btw, I just want to give his opinion a little bit of support and share my own. Elle=not hot, and I don't get the appeal at all.
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>>69937583
Don't worry I've got your back
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>>69937077
You forgot Kenora
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>tfw no (You)s unless blatantly shitposting
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>>69937559
they turned out pretty okay

i'll send you some via Canada Post
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>>69937509
Croiky
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>>69937639
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>>69937623
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>>69937671
DELET THIS
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>>69937671
oh no
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>>69937623
BFFs
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Having trouble on what to masturbate to again.
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>>69937714
I'm not
lol
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well?
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choons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBN0Rct7kAo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlmNYL50PkE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8K5zwLR-zA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GiqKwv-CaY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFMii0y97IU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DriSQgT54OY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5n1Q2_2tQs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul9h7GyGl60
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H41rD0QC6Q8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl0QP_J9Gb8

My recommendation to y'all would be to go out and attend a small indie show in Taiwan/China/HK/(Japan too but y'all know bout that) and feast your eyes upon the sheer amount of QTs these shows always attract as well as the music. Grab a (1) beer and you're good 2 go.
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>>69937703
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>>69937714
Why even bother?
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>>69937598
I respect your opinion.

Btw she's only 1.75m, that ain't tall.
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>>69937730
That's. . . Always go with the meme answer.
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>>69937739
Why even bother with a anything?
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>>69937730
Could they stop making fun of us? :(
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Oh shit lads...
More soon
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WHERE DID YOU COME FROM
WHERE DID U GO
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM
KEK eye JOE
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>>69937756
I love blondes bud but she's not great
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Things I like that most people dislike:
ASMR
Taylor Swift
Spaghetti
Uruguay
James Clerk Maxwell
Chase and Status
The promotion of homosexual rights in third world nations
Allison Brie's feet
The state of Montana
Taiwanese Independence
Lettuce
The Ring
Pepsi Max
Racial discrimination towards gypsies
Rodrigo Duterte
The invasion of Crimea
Rimjobs
Bashar al-Assad
The Death Penalty
Euthanasia
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what are you listening to?
I'll start

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSaJXDsb3N8
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>>69937730
You guys should just become a state to save yourselves. Our states get tons of autonomy and let's be honest, America has WAY too much control over your government already only you guys have 0 input. It's completely unfair to the average Canuck.

You live and die by the decisions of the US Congress and the US military. The whims of the US population control your entire country. But you don't even get a vote on it? That's just undemocratic.
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>>69937777
most of our satire is based around making fun of you

so no
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>>69937541
I was expecting a movie showcasing mad qt fashion models but then they just ate her. What a shitfest
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>>69937821
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>>69937817
>Pepsi Max
please consider suicide
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>>69937756
>Btw she's only 1.75m, that ain't tall.

That's pretty tall for a woman. Converting to American units, that's like 5'9", isn't it? If she wears high heels she'll be taller than most men.

You always have to remember high heels. Like Rachel Cook is cute as fuck, and she's several inches shorter than me, but if she wears high heels then all of a sudden she's 6'1".
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>>69937770
Onanistic behavior is without purpose outside of immediate animal pleasure. All forms are a self-degradation.
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>>69937736
Wrong thread?
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>>69937856
you're just jelly because I'm skinny as fuck whilst still enjoying that refreshing creamy taste.
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>>69937829
pic related
>>69937832
Yeah, she hasn't been in good movies
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karen
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>>69937864
Are you afraid of tall women lol
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>>69937821
>implying we want millions of homeless people
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question for americans, why when you hit 18 your parents ask you to find a job and bla bla bla?
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>>69937818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBtlPT23PTM
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>>69937874
no I was simply adding to the list of your fellow Canadian poster
>>69936727


Have you considered a trip to Taiwan already
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>>69937887
If there was anything to be jelly of, it would be how you can suck so much cock and still manage to find the time to drink garbage
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>>69937817
weaponized autism
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>>69937930
you're jelly about me sucking cock?

Is this what qualifies for banter in America?
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>>69937918
16 is when they start (at least for me), but 18 is when they get mean about it
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>>69937829
>a source of increasing tension
KINDER EGG WAR NOW
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>barely 2017 and i've already shit my pants 4 times
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>tfw no qt blonde gf
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>tfw 5'4
do i give up on manhood
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>>69937962
>tfw no cock or crappy soda to drink
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>>69937966
how and why
>>69937962
yes
>>69937988
yes
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>>69937988
lol no ones THAT short

how tall are you really
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>>69937963
did they force you to pay rent? or they ACTUALLY love you?
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>>69937978
Big whoop.
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>>69937901
I'm not afraid of tall women. But women generally prefer men who are taller than them, who can make them feel vulnerable and carry them and shit.

>>69937918
Our culture strongly emphasizes individualism and personal responsibility. It's why we're so rich as a nation, but it's also why we can sometimes seem heartless and why my whole generation is kind of going through a crisis right now, we've grown up on the promise of "work hard, suffer, but be richer than your parents" and that hasn't come true.

My parents are kicking me out in 5 months and I have no idea what I'm going to do.
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>>69937929
>Have you considered a trip to Taiwan already
SEVERAL occasions
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>>69937988
4chan is 18+, champ.
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>>69937918
>work for my parents since 7 years old
>finally no more family business when I turned 16 because they sold it
>they make me get a job
while my friends were doing sports and summer camps I was working.

now in my mid 20's I've used my savings to take a short break from work after doing full time for 6 years and they do nothing but insult me.
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>>69938002
usually it's from farting too hard
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>>69938017
Tell me about them
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>>69937988
that's an average but slightly short girl height
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>>69938012
Your life is a big whoop
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>>69938018
>>69938004
my dad is 5'5 and is 40 years old
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I'm gonna make a meatloaf 2morro (well today technically) but I don't have a loafpan.
Wish I had a loafpan so I could do some nice stuffing without risking the whole thing to fall apart
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>>69938069
are you Filipino or some other brand of asian?
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>>69938069
Don't you mean your second mom
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>>69938009
In my home everyone has to take a bill when they start working. When I was working I had the water bill. Wouldnt make much sense for four people to live in the house and work and have one person paying bills
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>>69938069
>40 year old father

what a children's board this is
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>>69938013
did that type of mindset of "work hard, suffer, but be richer than your parents" was since the beggining of the US or was after WW1?
>>69938029
are plannig to go college or whatever it's called there?
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>>69938103
not true

he could have been a teenage accident
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>tfw feel when you're mom doesn't want to bang
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>visit BC
>every single car is a gray C Class owned by some middle aged Chinese woman
?
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>>69938109
I already went, they made me go right after finishing high school even though I didn't know what I wanted to do in life.

Went for programming. Graduated but didn't enjoy the work so it was a waste of time and money desu.
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>>69938103
im 20, sadly
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>>69938032
Licked a new pair of qt taiwanese feet everyday
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>>69938116
china will grow rarger
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>>69938141
are you planning to study soemthing else or find a job?
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>>69938151
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>>69938169
I don't really know. I'd like to try jobs in a few different areas to find something that doesn't make me want to kill myself. I can't afford to go back to school.
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>>69938116
last time i went to bc everyone drove a prius, a toyota pickup, or a campervan
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>>69937988
Better work on biggening that personality, bud.
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>>69938193
huh, I wish you good luck anon
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What age is too old to start from scratch
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can't stop watching intervention while getting crunk lads
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>>69938163
Actually a burger and thought Canadians were memeing about chinks everywhere, they were not. Heard that was more of an Ontario thing, though
>>69938195
Those too. Lots of Prius-es disregarding any sense of right of way around here
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>>69938251
Thanks, man. I appreciate it.
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>>69938268
5
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Who /balding/ here
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>>69938274
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who /greyhairwhileyoung/ master race
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>>69938273
lower-class-normo-girl/middle-aged-mom-tier
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who /goodgenes/ here?
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>>69938310
delete this and never post it again
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you guys ever felt like your vocabulary got worse with aging?
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>>69938370
did you ever feel like a plastic bag floating through the wind wanting to start again
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these beers are fuckin weird. the entire top pulls off rather than just a pop tab
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>>69938294
Not me
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>>69938370
>Don't use words
>Forget them
wow. More or less having that issue with secondary languages however.
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>>69938313
My hair has been turning to silver since I was nineteen.
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>>69938370
haven't been reading, and outside of some basic work reports there's no reason to have anything beyond basic vocab and grammar so yes.

only scrabble fags and editors have use for vocabulary
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>>69938401
i mean basic vocabulary is good, but sometimes i actually flat out forget words when speaking
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>>69938392
at least 10, I remember being mocked for it
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how come in harry potter they didn't use hermiones time machine to solve all of their problems?
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>>69938347
t. sanjeep patel from scarb
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>>69938423
forgetting a word is pretty normal when talking if it's not something you refer to often or you're just tired

in some cases it can be brain injury related
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I don't like fancy cars
I don't like big houses
I don't want children

Whats the point of going to school and getting a career if all I'll be doing is allocating tons of money I wouldn't be able to spend.
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>>69938455
I'm white and I don't live in Scarborough
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>>69938370
No, it's only expanding as I age.
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>>69938459
go live in a cabin in the woods or something
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>>69938459
>Want to spend money later on
>Have money to spend
relly meks u think
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>>69938454
because that would make sense

why don't opposing sides use the device to get the outcome they want? the snake house had lots of rich families who had to own one.
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gf just uploaded a new video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ2PGyeQQ64
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>>69938480
>cabin in the woods
2spooky
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>>69938457
>in some cases it can be brain injury related
i think i got a brain injury at a very young age but i think that i would've suffered the effects of that before, not now
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>>69938385
like a house of cards, one blow from caving in? I feel you germanbro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOKTLdXcTxA

I love your country btw. I watched Der Untergang and I felt bad about how we slaughtered your civilians, honestly even worse than I felt about your people slaughtering the russians, why do we have to go to war with one another it's not right
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>>69938459
retiring early and living comfortably being able to do what you want while you're still young enough to enjoy things
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>>69938491
when i originally read the books as a kid i didnt question any of these things

but i recently listened to the audio books as an adult and jesus christ there number plotholes in the book are incredible

also ronald weasly should have busted out a machine gun or something during the battle of hogwarts
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>>69938499
some of those are permanent

i've known people who have some minor speaking issues (word loss) because they received a brain injury when quite young.
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What are you listening to? My earlier post about film didn't prove to popular. Maybe you guys are listening to something right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3Mq2K7LS4A
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>>69938310
Northern Ontario Master Race.

>95% white in virtually every city (reserves excluded, of course). Few natives that do live here are total bros and hate non-whites as much as the rest of us. Long, cold, snowy Winters guarantee any poo in loos and dindus will stay away, they can't handle anything less than balmy. Liberals flock to Toronto and leave our cities pure and Conservative.

Feels fuckin' good.

Now if only we could separate from Ontario as to stop being cucked by Toronto's policies.
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>>69938556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqX_q_F2fOQ
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>>69938532
to be fair it is a magical fantasy story that focuses more on silly high fantasy stuff than having a clear plot. and it's for kids who don't notice stuff.

like there's the bit about kids literally getting murdered or dying at school, or having a wizard terrorist lurking the school grounds for 7 years and everyone still comes to school anyways.
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>>69938558
yes but timmins is in northern ontario
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does anyone know if there's a way to filter anime posters?
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Maybe JK Rowling is a hack writer deserving neither fame nor fortune.
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>>69938600
i think she was poverty tier when she wrote the early books, and apparently shes given away most of her money to charity. she's okay.
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>>69938598
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>>69938572
Local band. They were straight homosexual supremacists. Fun stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTF5GOPNsZ8
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>>69938598
when it's repeat images you can make your own filter with 4chan plus
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>>69938628
I said she was a bad writer, not a bad person.
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>>69938598
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>>69938647
could someone write a script that recognizes if an image is anime through some algorithm?

mods have completely abandoned /int/ it seems and don't ban anyone for spamming anime
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>>69938659
most fantasy literature for the age group she targeted aren't any better plot hole wise

the writing was alright from what I remember. nothing amazing but better than some of the garbage that sold well like Twilight which had middle school tier writer quality.
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>>69938598
go back to le reddit
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>>69938700
>implying mods on any board except /a/ where all they really do is ban people for posting anything that isn't moeblob SoL/waifus
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alright 4am. imma go to bed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to1xT93IlUI


don't forget to bookmark this post

>>69937736

very important
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>>69938700
odds are the mods on /int/ stick to their won generals/ language and are likely one of the spammers to start with.

and maybe since the images are very generic with bad repetitive art styles. you could try applying to be a janny if it bothered you. one good mod stopped /r9k/ threads being spammed for a while.
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>>69938664
filtered
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>>69938710
One thing is to watch anime, another one is to be an obnoxious faggot about it
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>>69938532
>also ronald weasly should have busted out a machine gun or something during the battle of hogwarts

I'm sure you don't want to hear the full autistic explanation for why this wouldn't have worked, but bringing guns into the Harry Potter world would have spelled death for all Muggles, at least in Britain.

You can use the Memory Erase spell on somebody to make them think that a Killing Curse Victim had a heart attack. You cannot use it to make them think that a bullet wound is anything other than a bullet wound. That will inevitably draw the attention of Muggles (especially in the UK, where guns are so rare), and sooner or later you'll have a Muggle-Wizard War that Muggles would lose hard. The International Statute of Magical Secrecy is put in place to protect Muggles, without it they're as good as dead. That's why it's the ultimate taboo. I'm sure Voldemort would have had no problem using them once he had dealt with the Dumbledore Faction, though.
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>>69938720
No they banned you for posting some stupid thread like:

>tfw noone makes epic manime like Cowboy Bebop anymore, it's all moeshit :(
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>>69938787
You are such a boring dweeb. I bet you have big round glasses like Harry and a dumb scarf in house colors too. Fucking hell. Get out of here.
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>>69938818
That statement is absolutely true though
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Very busy here, I'm I right??
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>tfw no one makes epic manime like Cowboy Bebop anymore, it's all moeshit now
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>>69938847
kut Bataven
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tfw noone makes epic manime like Cowboy Bebop anymore, it's all moeshit :(
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>>69938853
kys redditor
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>>69938787
whoops i meant ronalds dad

why wouldnt guns work? bullets travel too fast for them to react with shield charms or whatever the fuck

also how the fuck would muggles lose a muggle wizard war? there are literally like 500 wizards in all of britain vs. 50 million muggles
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>Ukraine Today is over
where am I going to get my slav news now? RT doesn't have any decent cultural news stuff.
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>>69938839
I could make a Cowboy Bebop thread any time I wanted discussing what my favorite episode was, favorite character, etc. You were just probably making it apparent that you weren't from /a/ if you got banned.
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>>69938893
Autistic weebs leave first.
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>>69938857
Kom is even naar nederdraad
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>>69938908
In reality, the thread would get spammed with "hurr durr go back to /v/" until a mod/janny deleted it.
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But seriously though why is anime so fucking terrible?
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goodish news, children
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>>69938948
vector flash art became a cheap alternative
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>>69938948
why are you so gay?
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>>69938959
Noice, cunt.
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>>69938971
I'm not the fag watching girly cartoons
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So many leafs here
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>>69938899
>why wouldnt guns work? bullets travel too fast for them to react with shield charms or whatever the fuck

Of course. And at first, they would catch many pure-blood wizards off guard. But the half-blood and mudbloods would quickly bring them up to speed and explain what the hell these magic muggle weapons were.

>also how the fuck would muggles lose a muggle wizard war? there are literally like 500 wizards in all of britain vs. 50 million muggles

It would be easy as fuck.

>Wizard-Muggle War Begins
>Wizards teleport to the House of Commons
>Use mind control curses on every member of Parliament
>Muggles surrender
>war ends

You can't stop an enemy that can teleport, turn invisible, change their appearance to look like any one of you, and control minds. Those are all "game-breaking" powers.
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>>69939007
To be fair I'm just a burger shitposting from canada
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>>69939006
Thought I was filtered. HAHA dumb T*rontonian!
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>>69939027
Such a nasty cunt you are, very nasty...
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>>69939007
>>69939049
kut Bataven
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>>69938948
It's aimed at losers
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>>69939019
Expelliarmus!!
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>>69939070
>>69939070
>>69939070
>>69939070
new
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>less than 4 hours until work
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>>69939019
>muggles become aware of wizards and their capabilities
>prime minister abruptly acts weird and surrenders
>people fall for this

so that aside, every wizard would have to kill 100,000 muggles each, or something like that

further more, where the fuck did that massive army of evil wizards come from in the last movies? did the books actually describe voldemorts army being that ridiculously huge?
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>>69939019
I think /tg/ determined only techno wizards can counter guns. So either the wizards get with the times or surrender to us.

There's more of us so they'd have to go into hiding if they felt threatened by us, cuz' we'd murder them good soviet union style.
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>>69936687
*stops you*
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Mexico > Canada
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CNN - fake news http://www.cnn.com
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Good walls make good neighbors.
http://www.cnn.com
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>>69937323

>ever using reddit flags
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>>69940362
fuck off trumpcuck
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