You wake up in Portugal

>>69930035
How the fuck do you know!?

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>>69930035
it keeps happening

I want to destroy all those fucking umbrellas.

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>>69931695
You jelly?

tfw no portuguese gf

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I fly straight to Galicia and reclaim it

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>>69931897

I kill myself.

Im a big fan of assimilation so I go back to sleep

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>>69932007
>those toes

post portugal girls

Freak the fuck out because I don't speak a lick of Portuguese.

I seriously don't know what you see in portuguese girls.
They are spoiled cunts, have Princess syndrome.

>>69935300
Find a portugal thread on /b/, they're rare tho

Buy a towel