/brit/

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>roll-on deodorant

meme status aside this is actually a tune

https://youtu.be/-Tdu4uKSZ3M

I miss the gimmick where you post a wsg webm and it's that kpop music video

Lads, what do I do if I get an erection on my first day of work?

>>69924217
that was my gimmick i retired it 2 months back

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>>69924234
easy

not a fan of IOI desu lad, anal fissure girl is a qt though, Chaeyeon too

Can't stop thinking about having sex with a black man

to the oreo hater from last thread: you're supposed to dunk them in milk you imbecile

>>69924191
only when I'm travelling

>>69924197
GTA 5

>>69924207
kano is actually pretty good relatively speaking in the grime scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AztXQjgPk0

>>69924217
that was my gimmick. i got tired of it instantly and some poor sap picked it up and ran it into the ground

>>69924298
So you now have a soggy biscuit that tastes like milk

lovely

got the ban of Jannycles dangling above my head to remind me of my vulnerability

>>69924191
nothing wrong with that

you can apply it much more precisely

>>69924307
and he is from my endz, so big up

can we have better choons itt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzGhD-nChek

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brent posting

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>>69924336
Good post.

gyaldem ting

http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1484412766025.webm
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>>69924283
1,2

>>69924346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuVi2ib-0qQ

objectively Kano's best tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mznv4ACjkzc

>>69924307
He's shite, his music is shite.

Genuinely hope Tim gets better lads, proper depressing

>>69924307
what an AWFUL example of a kano song
would love to smash your face in
https://youtu.be/zKGSI7fYcvU

>>69924307
>>69924342
>>69924418
>>69924419
actual niggers

>>69924346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYxHX82aGwg

>>69924270
what browser?

>>69924384
fucking americans, jesus christ

Post white grime.

New devs hot off the presses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8iLwaoV0lQ

>>69924307
Sorry mate. I'm not white middle-class and from Surrey. This isn't for me.

>ywn go back to year 7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpIFKKa1u-U

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Rate my crisps and booze.

>>69924455
chrome
just search for "cookies" in settings and then find the manage exceptions bit

>rap
>grime

Ah yes

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH
LAMBORGHINI
NIGGA LAMBORGHINI
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
PUSSY LAMBO HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
LAMBO

Where's my award

listening to a dj q boilerroom set desu

>No Dave nomination for breakthrough artist

He did a track with Drake as well

>>69924507

rate this gimmick

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>>69924497
>imported

https://youtu.be/YcyfQcdUuWY

real grime

dutty ting ya get me

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childhood is idolising Sophie Aspin
adulthood is realising Millie B makes more sense

>>69924419
>>69924441
>>69924450
>>69924487
do not even appreciate these derisive comments

I don't like much grime really but this song is a banger

>>69924479
https://youtu.be/lvHfcOuM570
shifty was the best white mc

GOAT grime track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bMQTU2iI1E

>>69924335
have you ever done it before? it's supposed to get soggy, you keep it submerged for 2-3 seconds. i can't fathom eating an oreo without milk

>>69924497
4/10
fairly dismal, desu.
Wine looks cheap, and maple flavoured anything is generally shit.

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>It's another anons think that other anons are actually clicking their 'tube links episode

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>>69924497
>shopping in the asda

anyone noticed just how many Naruto references Dave makes?

why are so many blacks weebs?

>>69924503
did it and it doesn't work

>>69924497
>White wine
>ASDA

Crisps could be decent, but seems like a big risk t.b.h. The beer is an open question.

>>69924575
Is oreo the only biscuit yanks eat?

>>69924624
might have to delete current existing ft.com cookies as well

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>>69924580

can you remember your first meme

>tfw just realized Asda is owned by Walmart
Do Brits shart in Asda?

>>69924645
i did that as well.

congrats on your successful troll

>>69924555
dis one's a percy bruv
>>69924559
it's not grime
some dubsteppy dnb wank

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>flatmates went out without me again

>>69924670
works fine on my machine™

>>69924634
i don't go buying cookies at the store regularly, but if i ever would buy some i'd probably buy oreos, yeah. the only other ones really are chips ahoy and they're shit

>>69924622
Who the fuck is Dave?

>>69924139
just enjoying me vanlife lads, don't mind me

https://youtu.be/wksm1xI1Ms0

>>69924681
>dnb
definitely not

>>69924657
ASDA in Milton Keynes is full of black people for some reason

>>69924657
it's not asda it's the asda

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>Who the fuck is Dave?

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>>69924704
/ourguy/

>>69924706
want to go on an adventure so bad. i saw a news article about a subterranean undercity beneath las vegas with a bunch of druggies living in it that sprawls for miles and i wanted to go over there and try to find it so bad

>>69924569
>shifty was the best white mc
Here we go. I can't do his voice, same with a lot of white rappers. Usually makes me cringe.

Devlin and Kamakaze are pretty much the two white MCs I can genuinely enjoy

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Might build a biltong box,lads.

>>69924750
please do not bully laura

>>69924687
no it doesn't. you pay . they wouldn't make it so easy

>>69924750
goal gf

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gf still isn't talking to me lads

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>>69924197

>>69924755
I would not like to go urban exploring in the US

Way too much crime in these places

possessed is the best white MC

>>69924772
>not rating sox
https://youtu.be/QtzV6gTFK18
or scratchy even

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>>69924787
nah, note the sign in/subscribe thing

although tbf it only works when i click on the article from google instead of going directly

>>69924632
The beer is German and adheres to "the German purity laws", sinister as that sounds.

>>69924755
same here, need to have some time away from uni and stuff. meaning to do the PCT for the longest tbqh

>>69924750
This tranny bollocks has got out of hand

>>69924805
>dw about it
>night

>>69924772
>Kamakaze

good lad

>>69924805
>asking

You fucked it la

Now she knows she's getting to you.

>>69924307
this is the worst benga instrumental i've ever heard

>>69924418
this

>>69924834
then show me how to do it reeeeeeee

unrionically have one of the oldest as you now call them "gimmicks" on /brit/

havent been here in a year and a half though.

ALL BRITS ARE PASTY BABIES

>>69924835
Very good then. But still the white wine...unacceptable.

>>69924869
i did

>>69924805
No girl will talk to a man with a dirty floor.

>>69924579
The wine was £7 from New Zealand, gotta support our Kiwi bros.

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Back from an early dinner date lads.

I think I'm addicted to eating out, I go to restaurants eight-nine times a week.

It's almost as if the primary reason for me having a gf is having someone to go to restaurants with. I feel a bit embarrassed to go alone.

I literally have most of my meals booked up until mid-March. Mostly tables for two. If the gf can't make it I try to grab a friend or co-worker.

to get around a newspaper paywall you just search for the article on google and click it you complete mongs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPLh53VqYYk

>>69924861
t. dagenham and redbridge fans

>>69924899
fobt!

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hmm...

>>69924607
I know, I'm usually an M&S guy. Do you get Asda in Ireland?

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screeching

>>69924884
i typed that without reading the bit about google. haha we cool ?

>>69924939
What's a BT?

>>69924750
>his only claim to fame was leaking video game shit
>every single one of his leaks for the Nintendo event was wrong
>some random twat on 4chan got them all 100% right
lol

>>69924750
Trannies genuinely disgust me, I don't mind gays but trannies are in an entirely different league of disgust,mutilating themselves to become something they're not and never will be, absolute runts.

>>69924974
billionaire twat

>like a girl
>would love to be in a relationship with her
>she doesn't feel the same way
>nothing I can do will change her mind about that

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes

>>69924974
bothersome twonk

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>>69924876
Really? good lad

>>69924899
how fucking rich are you christ

Uironically off to lidl now to see if they've got any pasta in the reduced section

>>69924954
bought my nan one of those

>>69925006
i also know this feeling

>>69924974
British Telecom

(they're sods tbf)

>>69924952
nah don't think there's any over here, maybe up north

>>69925018
that kid is doing his gcses now

>>69924974
Bollock Tickler

>>69925006
>like a girl
>would love to be in a relationship with her
>she feels the same way
>she got a boyfriend 2 weeks before we met
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh yes yes yes

>>69925006
aw poor Romeo and his unrequited love :(

>>69925023
Not that rich, below £60k py in income ATM and that's with my dad's help.

>>69924993
Well then, FOYT.

fucks sake lads this girl i'm trying to half avoid just added me on snapchat

>>69924974
blouse tailor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0cAx1jLbJk

>>69925094
>using snapchat

off thyself

*does a babestation noise*

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>>69925094
Must be hard for you mate

wow im young and liberal. look how cool I am. fuck drumpf right guys

>>69925140
>Phil "Strong n northern" Butcher likes this.

>>69924346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W3MpOU3OUU

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>>69925140
feeding the wife

eating dumplings topped with a garlic-mint yogurt sauce lids

>>69925158
how do i upvote this?

did the man throw another tantrum?

>>69925101
>filthy mirror
>unnecessarily large phone
5/10

Just remembered that I forgot something and now can't remember what it was and now it's doing my fucking nut in

>>69925089
How old are you?

>>69925140
British by Birth, English by the Grace of God

>>69925140
could go for a full english but have no beans, tomatoes or bangers

Munching on some premium Dietary Fiber lads.

all of the music posted here is complete and utter dogshite

especially the grime

>be completely undesirable to women
>manlet
>quiet and reserved, people see this as boring
>overweight
>unattractive

Shan't be bothering with this whole "romance" thing

>>69925197
four jelly doughnuts in one meal?

>>69925255
what's your preference of tunes then lid

did the man accuse the dentist of nefarious doings again?

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pic related is mosul university's website a few days before IS took over the city, announcing that exams were cancelled due to what was happening

today, the university of mosul was fully liberated after over 2.5 years under IS control

:)

>>69925243
Nobody actually calls them bangers mate

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May have gone a bit overboard decorating my room t.b.h. Do I have autism?

>>69925237
25

Like I said I wouldn't be making as much if it wasn't at my dad's company.

tbqh if I were super rich I'd just go to restaurants for every meal without a care in the world

>>69925255
rorke delusiono

>>69925294
is this that Canadians room

Need a comfy podcast to listen to lads

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This job is pure garbage

If i leave and block their number can i be fine for some retarded reason since i won't bother to give them a notice? Does this even happen in general?

look at mrs achmed in her dressing gown
counting out her benefits, jumping up and down
she loves in it this country, she gets everything for nowt
the government should wise up and kick the fucker out

hahaha

>>69925302
Crikey you've done well then.

>>69925294
what does it say

wow im young and alt right. look how edgy I am. fuck shillary right guys

>be completely desirable to women
>6'4
>outgoing and charismatic
>built like a industrial grade refrigerator
>VERY attractive

Shall be bothering with this whole "romance" thing

>>69925332
you're technically still under contract
just give notice

>>69925260
you really are boring

*walks away and forgets your name*

>>69925343
how do i censor this?

>>69925332
>garbage
foy

>>69925335
fuck off you racist piece of shit

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>>69925294
looks like one of those serial killer rooms out of a film
no offence

@69924899
you clearly posted this for attention fuck off

holy shit I'm feeling it today

my frontal lobe is like
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Lads, bit drunk here so bear with me.

Tempranillo wine is TOP NOTCH. I've never known this but now I do. Spaniards are alright.

Try it if you haven't yet.

>>69925288
when I ordered full english they would ask me if I wanted bangers.

>>69925448
whoa slow down mate didn't quite bear with you then haha

>>69925463
did you order said full english whilst in canada

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>>69925436
alri

>>69925302
>I wouldn't be making as much if it wasn't at my dad's company.

Hope you don't mind that I have an urge to rope you right now

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Cheryl.

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My son may not be my husbands.... I've just been stressed out from work, and the other guy made me feel sexy!

women have needs too!

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>>69925376
*breaks the conditioning*
to late
Nothin personnel kiddo

>>69924497

>hand cooked

did they rub their hands together until the friction cooked them? or just set their hands on fire?

>>69925494
no in west country and norfolk

in london i just ate indian food lmao

not sure what i do more

bounce the gf's head off the wall
or
bounce the limiter off the scooby

>>69925285
>supporting the iraqi army

How does that bluepill taste?

http://www.livescience.com/57461-army-wants-biodegradable-bullets.html

>>69925365
So I'm saying does it matter? I'd rather not deal with the long ass conversation

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>Why yes, I am a male, and yes, I DO drink ciders!

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>>69925342
Mostly just revision. You should see my bedroom.

a bunch of young... men all dressed in black dancing extremely aggresively on stage...it made me feel sooo intimidated and its just not what i expect to see on prime time tv

>>69925513
Everyone is born to better or worse circumstances beyond their control lad. Just be happy we weren't born in sub-Saharan Africa.

For the record I have a much more competent older bro and no chance to end up running the company.

>>69925572
i dunno
doesn't look good on you and you won't get a good reference/any reference

could technically take you to court for not fulfilling your side of the contract as well

2017 pomade recs?

>>69925581
What's wrong with cider

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>>69925534

>>69925564
metal gear as fuck

>>69924819
that's why you carry a gun on you, just like an RPG in case you run into enemies. you can loot them after and upgrade your gear

>>69925628
drinks made for girls who don't like the taste of beer

>>69925628
A bottle of cider is a fedora for your mouth.

>>69925564
can't believe it's 2017 and we still don't have laser guns

>>69925611
>le you could be an african child meme

Yeah, i could also be earning more than my parents ever did in their life at 25, like you.

Twat.

Nothing personal, but I'm jealous.

>>69925646
>>69925657
just filtered canada

https://www.rt.com/uk/373670-britains-first-pregnant-man/
""""man""""
what the fuck???
it's runtoopcalypse out there
a dumbmageddon

>>69925646
>>69925657
You don't even drink cider in yankland

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nROIOfODkFY

rolling a fat one lads

>>69925660
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/sep/15/royal-navy-death-ray-laser-cannon-ships-2020

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>>69925691
Just finished a 500mL bottle in fact

>>69925612
It's just a factory job m8 for side income, not something i care about having on my CV

But damn i guess I'll give notice, not trying to go in court for nothing

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Need an Irish gf

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So damn prefect

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>>69925691
Don't tell me what I do limey.

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ISIS wouldn't last a day in wakey
get their fucking heads kicked in easy

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Why arent you some girls dick appointment?

>>69925719
it probably won't be a big deal, if it's a factory job people will leave all the time

>>69925717
knead you exit briefcase sun

had guinness for the first time the other night

wasn't bad tbf

>>69925691
lmao @ this damage control

might as well drink smirnoff ice while you're sipping on your little girly cider

>>69925739
>>69925522
It's not 2007 anymore

>>69925671
Maybe you'll achieve something great lad, I believe in you.

Meanwhile I'm a pampered (and a bit thick) wastrel and my older brother who actually works hard and will inherit the family business might cut me off at any point so I'm forced to be nice to him out of self-preservation.

>>69925728
uggo

like a 5/10 here

>>69925739
>getting banged by a bulgarian

we need to trigger article 50 faster

>>69925717
knead point exit sign satchel sun?

just burnt my lip on the stinging rodger

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there is a light

and it's gone out

a long time ago

won't someone please change my bulb

had cider once

it tasted extremely dry, like champagne but vaguely apple instead of vaguely grape

is this what it's all like or was i just served shit?

>>69925753
would be hilarious to see ISIS go toe-to-toe with a firm

>>69925708
tunnel vision volume something haha
smoked a few to that choon in the past

>>69925776
prefer orange VKs desu

>>69925691

Surprisingly, there's quite a lot of ciders in America. Wasn't as many when I first moved here, but there's loads now.

rape me

>>69925686
https://youtu.be/xD9pf9wCQ04?t=1168

>>69925828
good lad

>cider

umm no hun it's hard apple juice i think you'll find

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ah yes.

>>69925808
try frosty jack together with a bunch of chainsmoking unemployed chavs if you want the authentic english cider experience

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>>69925739
tummy for my cummy

>>69925765
>>69925803
fucking new cunts
AROOOOOOO

>>69925753
i reckon you'd get shot while you try to stab them with your butter knives you need to be 18 to purchase

>>69925874
literally me a decade ago

>>69925874
yes or no motherfucker

>>69925657
its shit maybe but how the fuck is it fedora

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>>69925646
>drinks made for girls who don't like the taste of beer

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This if the official "16-25 year old white girl" drink

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me

could heem any one of you runts

>>69925869
>beauty becomes booty
pottery

https://youtu.be/W7_8N8kT2aU&t=175
someone explain this joke. Is it a fat joke or an angry joke?

Explain

>>69925869
fucking niggers

>>69925753
Why do brits always talk so hard?


Even half of /brit/ threads are filled with people talking about how they'll smash each other 'eads in

Do people talk like this IRL? Bunch of hard cunts huh?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbFAvLpU7kw

>>69925889
only pretending mate

>>69925889
hhaa you don;t know

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>>69925878
best Hawaiian princess

>>69925910
To get easy (You)s bud.

>>69925850
k 1 sec

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>>69925869

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So who's going to see that Ghost in the shell 1995 movie in cinemas in a week or so?

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my go to for predrinks and parties (straight from the bottle obviously)

screech and coke if i'm in a mood

>>69925869
north american english is like a bridge between geordie and RP.
>butter>budder>bu'er

>>69925931
small country syndrome

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>>69925955
such a sex symbol

>>69925932
DO NOT WATCH THIS

>>69925981
housemate loves disorono

not a fan on liquor in general tbqh

much prefer just having a good beer

>>69925869
>Butter
>Bu'er

I like this. Is it really only geordies and londoners that talk this way?

>>69925739
spoiler that wog

My flat is on this tiny cul de sac hidden from sight and a Paki bloke in a Peugeot 407 stops literally next to my front door to do drugs once in a while.

Should I call the police on him? I've considered telling him off in person but he knows where I live so I'd rather not.

>>69925869
this is very bad and we should execute anyone who can't talk proper

>>69925906
i only know local cider from here but it tastes a bit more than just vaguely like apple

>>69925931
because we actually fight like men instead of you pussys who hide behind guns

you wouldn't last an hour in a working class pub you fucking frail yank twat

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>>69925979
her ghost can barely fit in the shell lol

>>69925981
nova scotia

>>69926072
bond burgered?

>>69926049
let him be

don't waste the cops time with a victimless crime

Nicole Scherzinger is not attractive.

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>>69926073
t h i c c

those tasty thighs and full milk jugs and nice bit of podgy tummy

>>69926113
Being a Paki is a crime and I am the victim.

t b h the coop's "posh" crisps are just as good as walkers sensations and they're only a quid for a big bag

get on it lads

>>69926072
satellite dish that pig

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>Nicole Scherzinger is not attractive.

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>>69926068
>Frail

yeahh.... you're talking to a guy that blasts test lol

>>69925979
movies are such a rip off. i can't remember a time i saw a movie and felt it was worth the money, and if it's bad you're obliged to sit and wait while if you were at home you could just turn it off
>>69926073
would bust deep inside

>>69926113
>victimless crime
>driving off your tits

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>69926113
Don't like having a Paki lad doing lines of whatever it is he's snorting in front of my house all the time. He listens to obnoxious music too.

And he might tell his friends about this cozy spot.

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>why yes I'm a man and I DON'T drink cider, only 3% lager

see man driving a deutsch auto

just nicked a pint glass from the pub lads

donald drumpf

someone pretend they are gay for a minute and post their willy haha

>>69925979
you know i might actually consider it, i haven't been to the pictures since i took my sister to see the golden compass, and before that monsters inc

>>69926191
>3%
My cider is double that lol.

>>69926203
Mad. At least now you can bring it to your next house party

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>>69926073
Why didn't they get fucking Ron Pearlman as Batou, WHY

>>69926191
>3% lager
>3%

what kind of weak piss do they serve in the uk

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>>69926094
spoiler that hog

>>69925981
Lol you fucking pleb

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my entire week is just a build up to getting drunk (9 times out of 10 alone) on the weekend

there must be more to life

>>69926145
edgy
>>69926167
if he doesn't crash or hurt anyone it's fine
>>69926171
if he brings friends that's when you should call the police
but if it's just him it's probably okay

>>69926165
yeah you're still frail dumb yank
going the gym doesn't teach you how to fight I'd fucking take your jaw off with a little jab

>>69926171
>>69926049
Funniest part is several times he was there when I was leaving the flat with my car parked next to his.

I walked right by his window as he was doing his thing, entered my car and left. He didn't even seem to notice. He was just nodding his head to his music and doing his drugs.

>>69926216
oh my dayz

stole a shot paddle from revs last night

not sure why

>>69924283

2, 1

>>69926259
Found the Paki

>>69926228
>6%
>not Henry Weston;s vintage 8%

>tfw yank gf
>try to watch peep show with her
>she doesn't get it or find it funny
>sits there in silence not enjoying it

>>69926134
what dont you understand

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>why yes i DO drink alcohol

>>69926254
miserable existence. move somewhere else

england has got to be one of the worst places to live if you're abnormie

>Shit weather
>Cramped housing
>Expensive living
>Limited outdoorsy activities to get involved in

Just pubs for footy, clubs to pull, scran on the way home from not pulling, and then repeat next weekend.

I do NOT know why there's some Canadian bender who's taken against cider. It's a quintessential British drink.

>>69926252
don't care, it's dirt cheap and easy to drink quickly

lots of people here use fireball for the same reason but i can't hack the spice

>>69926203
good lad

always good for a cheeky free ashtray too

>>69926303
haha

I had a yank gf once

she had this thing where if she didn't eat at least one burger per week she'd get horribly ill

going for a wank, be back in 2 hours

just posted a comment on a porn video lads

iama

>tfw raining