Why do Americans go to hamburger uni

Because they're lovin' it

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>>69922839
kek

>>69922752
Because we're a stupid people and we don't deserve any better than being Putin's bitches.

>>69922880
>implying we dont go for the chicken nuggets

>be american
>enrol at hamburger university
>rack up $200,000 plus tips in student loans to earn your phd in mayonnaise administration
>get shot

>>69923175
It's true.

Fuck this country.

>>69923175
I'll administer some mayonnaise between your buns lil brit boi ;^)

>>69923941
dayum, Canada is in the house

what if Canadians insist they invent burgers? like gooks insist origin of Ninja, Sushi and so on.

>>69922752
Meme aside, Hamburger University was created specifically to teach restaurant management.

>>69924522
>Meme aside

>>69923175
>call ambulance
>they drop you off at a gutter because you didn't give a 30% tip
>bleed out
>die
What a country.

>>69924522
Holy shit it is real.
http://corporate.mcdonalds.com/mcd/corporate_careers/training_and_development/hamburger_university.html

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What makes a "progressive" burger?

>>69928494
When you use a proportionately representative number of brown, black, white, yellow, red, male, and female cows.

>>69923258
fuck off and leave then. in a plane, boat, or bodybag.

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>>69922752
so they can become American intellectuals

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>>69928494
>I'll never have a major in women's studies from the hamburger university

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>His country has no chicken/burger university

>>69925002
only rich people get ambulances. It costs like 10000 just to ride in an ambulance to the hospital

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>>69924928

>>69923258
Then go back.