Portugal - the unhatable

>>69919846
I really want to type "I hate you for being white.", but I have the same flag so it doesn't hit as hard.

>>69919846
I hate you for trying to steal our flag.

I dont hate u, actually i love ur girls, their accent is cute.
Minus the ones with a moustache bigger than mine of course.

>>69919846
This is why I hate you https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonial_Brazil

Didn't you start the trans atlantic slave trade?

I don't have any hate for the Portuguese diaspora here but the only Portuguese immigrant I knew raped his niece.

>>69920711
Franciscan church of Salvador looks pretty good, desu.

>>69920791
Maybe..

>>69920800
We do hate them.

>>69919846
I like Portugal

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>>69919846
Let's just hope the SJWs don't find out

>>69920791
>checks flag
>sweden
yes, yes keep blaming us for something we did ages ago. We started it but we were also the first country to abolish slavery.

Meanwhile, you try so hard to not be racist and xenofobic that you litterally gave your country away: Sweden is a black country now, and you're the slave. And of course, your gf is fucking Abdul on a daily basis. And you, as the sweet little cuck you are, don't complain

>>69919846

i don't know Portugueses, never met one actually. but i like Luso culture better, rather being colonized by Tugas.

>>69921926

study African history and find out that slavery was worse in their own land. also, that blacks helped to sell their own kind to the whites. then, throw it in their faces; you'll get the most delicious butthurt ever.

>>69919846
You guys are kind of butthurt cucks. You have a beautiful country though.

>>69929427
We're autistic

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I want to go to Lisbon and sail around. orgeous country.

your music is ...bizarre to say the least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFpbhooe6Ns

>>69929367
African Americans will always divert the fact that their own people sold those slaves. They're too busy thinking bout pyramids and WE WUZ KANGZ before acknowledging the real history.

>>69919846
Gee I wonder how I could hate Portugal...

>>69929504
Here's a better one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzm6RQrptvE

>>69929558

It's the portuguese that seem to have a beef with us, at least in my own experience.

But i do like portugal, my ancestors were from there... and i also really want to visit it someday!

>>69929509

yeah, they neglected this fact on porpuse. if not, they are dumb as fuck about their own history. here, they have this historical "amnesia" as well. but it is always my plasure to refresh their memory :^)

>>69919846
>Really, how can you hate us?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olpzFSyplGA
You LITERALLY behave like Algerians abroad.

People who realise Vilamoura is the best thing about Portugal are more Portuguese than people who do not

>>69928164

>first country to abolish slavery

Proofs?

>>69931817
>abroad
ok then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU6hBo6ZgcU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxaN0awSsbI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxaN0awSsbI

>>69932267
He meant''first european country''

I like Portugal, my granpa is from there. Literature and food are good. Plus, the Portuguese accent is funny.

>>69932383
>funny
fuck off monkey,you guys speak like you had a banana up your ass 24/7

>>69932383
PORTUGUESE does not have accent

>>69932625
>>69932630
wew

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>>69919846
t. Alberto Barbarosa

>>69932625

That's what i meant with 'having a beef with us'.

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>>69932625
you guys speak like you had a banana up your ass 24/7

I thought you are speaking about Brazilians, not Portuguese. The banana looks like is too big and you have to speak fast and in low voice.

I thought
you are speaking about Brazilians, not Portuguese. The banana looks like is too big and you have to speak fast and in low voice.
>>69932630

>>69933214
It's actually the opposite my ape cousin from alem mar. The banana stuffing one's ass prevents the deep pitch in the voice.

>>69933214
I'm sorry but portuguese accent is classy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YehiPp7qBG4

>>69920791
We got there, we talked to the people, we traded.
We were the first to establish any sort of contact with these people.
It just so happened once of the things we traded was slaves. Something both the people we traded with and we accepted socially and religiously.
Times changed and we abolished slavery eventually.

>>69919846

Trying to hate Portugal is like trying to hate Luxembourg, it's impossible when it has neighbors that are significantly more relevant and have achieved more historically.

>>69934377
You misspelled Lisbonbourg

I fhate Portugal so fucking much.

>>69932625
>>69932630
>este obcecado em odiar brasucas
por favor pára de postar no 4chan

>>69934377
Luxemburg didn't really achieve anything of historical significance I can remember. It's a rich country tho.

>>69919846
tis' was just merely a banter lad, dont take anything /int/ says seriously

>>69934437
>brasucas
É a trata-los nesses termos que demonstras respeito?

>>69934537
Brasuca é uma palavra reconhecida pelo meu dicionário.

Não é suposto ser mais ofensiva que Tuga.

>>69919846
pay debts

>>69934537
Brasuca e tuga é só alcunha. Nem chega a banter.
Por outro lado, ficar ofendido de cada vez que um brasuca diz que acha o sotaque tuga engraçado é a roçar no autismo.

>>69934579
give back flag

>>69934377
This is wrong, my burger-eating friend

>>69934480
Besides having 1/3 Portuguese inhabitants.

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>>69934622
>you can see the impact of Portugal and all the countries we emigrate to on a wine map.

>>69934537
Brasuca não parece ofensivo para mim. É até fofo.

>>69919846
I like the Portuguese I met in Portugal, and Brazilbros are pretty cool irl.

Please stop sending the worst that Lisbon has to offer to Toronto. They're giving you a bad name.

>>69934584
Vocês ficam putos quando falamos do sotaque de vocês? Por isso o ódio daquele acéfalo? Eu falei de boas, sem nenhum pensamento pejorativo e tal, mas o cara parece ter sangrado pelo cu.

>>69934814
Toronto probably has more Azoreans than Lisboners.

You're just experiencing the same thing as France, which is second generation diaspora.

You get parents who talk Portugal up a lot (as one does when educating people about our history), and kids brought up on a notion of country-pride, without ever actually living on Portugal to be socially taught to be quiet and stoic about it as one would here.

It's a shame, really. You can feel proud without being "muh empire" and "muh country". That sucks.

>>69934879
Acho que o caso daquele otário inflama quando alguém fala não negativamente do Português do Brasil, mais nada.

>>69934879
Eu não, mas há muito tuga autista no 4chan. Fica o aviso.

Brasucas no 4chan não são brasucas normais a que estamos habituados em Portugal. São pessoas obviamente com posses ao ponto de serem NEET, caso contrário simplesmente andavam pela rua/favela a roubar.
Em Portugal é ao contrário, em geral quem é NEET é porque é genuinamente falhado da vida e não tem 1. interações sociais suficientes na sua vilinha de merda (pessoas da cidade simplesmente não têm interesse no 4chan) e 2. não tem guito nem educação pelo que vive de um salário merdoso passando os seus dias a chorar da vida no 4chan.
São perspectivas muito MUITO diferentes. Os brasucas devem perceber isto. E os tugas também.

>>69929489
is the entire city that over-saturated?

>>69935168
Only the historical center area

>>69935168
>All this time people thought Portuguese weren't white
>It was just the streetlamps that are a bit yellower than other countries

>>69935168
>over saturation
No, that's obviously an Instagram filter. That view is from the Nossa Senhora do Monte gazebo. Just google more pics without the stupid filter.

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We hate you because you guys are always making shrimp pastel with no shrimp

>>69919846
yes, you are on my list of unhatable cunts next ireland. and i mean not just the cunts, but posters as well.

>>69920711
>dat "if we were colonized by england we would've been a first world country" meme

Yeah, fucking India was colonized by england and they still poo in the loo

>>69935067
>Eu não, mas há muito tuga autista no 4chan. Fica o aviso.
Eu sei. Não tem como classificar uma nacionalidade tendo o 4chan como base, aqui é cheio de doente.

>>69935486
>Island country
>full of green landscapes and fishing places
>fairly rainy weather instead of 40º summers

I envy Ireland, desu. Sometimes I feel like it was wasted on the Irish, though.

>potato famine
>no fishing rods

>>69935578
You can use the examples of Guyana and Belize right there in the Americas.

>>69919846
You're on the Iberian Penninsula
I mean, what good thing has come from the Iberian Penninsula?
It's almost as bad as Albania

>>69935761
I hear something about cheese or something came from Albania.

>>69935730
But they don't poo in the loo

>>69919846
Your women have moustaches

>>69935798
Stylish hats thou.

>>69935856
Only the good ones.

Gets cold in the winter here, being nordic and all.

>>69935856
At least we get to keep our arms and legs whenever we go swim.

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They hate the South and Center. Everyone loves the Germanic-Celtic North.

>>69935892
What's up with this obcession? When I was a kid being a proud portuguese meant you liked being tanned, you liked the fact that the romans stopped by, and you hated the dumb germanic barbarians.
These days, on 4chan portuguese people actually like being pale and pretending to be "nordic" (shit tier santa's elves who did nothing for centuries until the 20th century). Like wtf.

>>69935977
Para com isto, Portugal é uma país unido

>>69935984
Shut up man, I'm trying to look cool so the Australian man thinks more highly of me.

>>69935992
AHAHA you wish.

t. tourist.

>>69936088
Se és turista, falas português bem pa caralho.

>>69936134
Sorry can't read drunk spanish.

>>69934948
The second gen can be a bit much, but I'm talking about the expatriates I work with. Within this industry in this city are no less than 100 men from Lisbon. One of them is almost universally respected if not loved. The other 99 are lucky to get enough work to pay the bills due to their high stress levels, pessimism, antagonism, and lack of professionalism. They are known as (even by that one awesome porkchop) the Chicken and Drywall Union. A last ditch for warm bodies.

Sadly two of them have decided to take out loans and start their own companies. They don't pay on time, if ever, and they themselves are lucky to get paid after the messes they leave their clients with.

>>69936276
Lack of education is a bitch.

>>69936276
Yes we are mostly incompetent folks.

>>69935977
>Germanic
Why do you want to be a pale beta

>>69936276
The other 99 are probably jealous of the 1 but not willing to actually put in the effort to become like him, so they just complain and bitch about how he has it better than everyone else.

Right?

>>69936276
>They don't pay on time
what. here that will fuck up your credit score and with that you are so screwed you can't even imagine

>>69936434
They come up with shit about how he's incompetent and can't run a business.

The dude, by himself, does the work of 5 of the others, and has managed to move from a 2 bedroom apartment to a large house on a small farm outside of the city, all while paying his contractors the next day or the day of, and giving repeat clients nearly impossible deals.

He's a friendly, hardworking, loyal guy, and it's returned to him tenfold. Clients bid on him (which is the opposite of how things usually go), and he's had to get a second business line for contractor calls, because there are so many people begging to work with/for him.

>>69936504
Their loans probably get paid late too, but those would come first. Their labour pool is lucky to see dime one within three months, despite 30 day net contracts.

>>69936414
Because Zivko are not keen on being look at as Negros, it's enough that we are closer to Africa than EU and we wanna distance ourselves from being confused by others has being gypsis

>>69936544
Yeah, that's usually the case. Not in a 99 to 1 proportion, but usually 4 or 5 to 1.

Feels like it's getting better, though.

FACT:

Portuguese are the most powerful race in the world

>>69936605
We have to take into account how most people who emigrate probably weren't doing well in their native countries in the first place.

>>69919846
I hate your flag.

But I like Jose Saramago.

>>69936615
No, ur the most amazing ones.
>PT meme

>>69936637
But not always out of personal incompetence, and somestimes because you find yourself surrounded by incompetent idiots.

I dunno, I think we have a high proportion of complainers and entitled lazy cunts, but I also feel like it's changing.

>>69936652
Bit of a commie and Iberian unionist, but I like his books.

He has a 15-page paragraphs in a bunch of them, though, he should have learned to use the enter.

>>69936705
I know. I hate communism too.

>>69936637
>implying some do well in Portugal.

>>69929489
Is that Martim Moniz?

I can see where I stayed in Lisbon if thats the case

>>69936790
They do if you don't NEET

>>69936733
I feel like his books would be the easiest of our higher-end literature to be translated to a foreign language, since it's so much more about content and mood than specific Portuguese meanings.

We have other more important and more impressive writers, but they all either wrote poetry or Portuguese historical obscura, so that's really hard.

It's a bit of a same that most of the world will forever think we didn't have a lot of artists in the Renaissance because a lot of them were writers, and it's just not as universal as paintings or music.

>>69936790
Some do.

>>69936828
Yes, it is. It's the view from Nossa Senhora do Monte. The best view from the city imho.

It's literally impossible. Even if you have reason, Portugal got Fatima vouching for incorruptability of their faith. Going against Portugal is going against God in a way.

>>69936862
Yea I think I walked up there but when you get to the really old streets up by the cathedrial it gets confusing as fuck

>>69936922
Should've used Google Maps or whatever app you use. It's actually not confusing at all once you get it the first time right.

>>69936922
>cathedrial
castle

>>69936959
Using american data costs a shitload of money in europe, like 50 cents a mb, it didnt bother me wandering, anyway.

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>>69936963
Oh. That's another hill. This hill has the view of the castle. It's quite nice. See pic related, on the left side.

>>69936993
Yeah if you're an explorer it's nice.

>>69919846
Millenians say they "hate" everything they don't like

>>69937020
>Lurks around Lisbon whit a hand in is pocket looking at hills.
Perv alert

>>69919846
Portugal is p cool.

>>69937265
Also velho do restelo tier anons.

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i wanna be portuguese

>>69937451
http://www.cidadaniaportuguesa.com/passos/

>>69937495
eu tenho passaporte da união europeia
é facil pra mim? meu avô era portugues e tals

>>69936922
It's called Sé and those streets are mourama projects old moor enclaves if u will.

I just hate africans

I HATE Portugal

>>69937568
>those streets are mourama projects old moor enclaves if u will
that is interesting, no one told me that

i will go back to your country soon, portuguese are my favorite people in europe

>>69937550
Passaporte não significa muito, o que importa é cidadania de um país europeu, ou então de Portugal mesmo.
Se o teu avô era português podes, via teu pai, pedir cidadania portuguesa. Terás de pedir ao teu pai para obter cidadania portuguesa, e depois tu poderás obter também.

>>69937568
A Sé de Lisboa não fica na Mouraria. Nem nunca a Mouraria foi lá.
Não é muito longe dali tho.

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>>69919846
Because of this and Angola

>>69937451
E serias se não te tivesses tornado num país independente

>>69937676
Alfama's streets were probably the ones, which are also built as "mourarias".

>>69937803
Mario Soares.jpg

It's "Fixe" to do muricas bedding fuck Mangoles aka Angola.

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>>69938023
não me culpa

>>69936637
Hmm, depends on what you do. There are all kinds of immigrants here. Some are poor refugees who barely speak English, others are highly skilled professionals, so it is hard to generalize like that.

>>69938199
>Mario Soares
>Fixe
If you can't speak English, why are you here?

>>69931817
We hate our emigrants too. They aren't representative of the average portuguese.

>>69938594
I enjoy seeing LEAFS falling.

>>69937803
>genocided all the jews
When?

>>69939585
https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacre_de_Lisboa_de_1506

>>69939396
At least the old ones tried to integrate into new societies. The current generation is just full of bohemian hipster faggots who think money grows on trees in Central Europe. They even think they are entitled to anything at all because
>we are labour force we come here to help your country give monies now
Worst thing is when they shittalk older immigrants because they get critisized for their baboon behaviour.

>>69939585
That time when one of them refused to see the image of Christ that had appeared miraculously to our brothers and sisters. So whit the almighty help of some Germans that were in Lisbon at the time, we slaughter the dam Jews n rape their dead bodies set them on fire u know the hole 9 yards

>>69939655
Only low tier Portuguese ppl migrate.

>>69939776
>Only low tier ppl migrate.
That's how migrations came into existence retard.

>>69939708
kek
love for country went up tenfold

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>>69935761
>what good thing has come from the Iberian Penninsula?
Amen

I don't hate you, but that border in the map is quite disturbing. Join us or separate from the Peninsula.

>>69921038
>>69919846
I like Poland and Portugal. I will soon come to Europe and you can come and touch a genuine /int/ leaf.

Portuguese people are among the comfiest ever.

The only Portuguese people I despise are the bratty 3rd generation immigrants that grew in South America on the shoulders of their hard working ancestors which came to that continent with nothing.

>>69946841
If you let Galiza go, it doesn't look as jarring.

We'd be an island if we could.

>>69936908
Croatia best ex-yu

>>69936908
>Portugal
>Incorruptibility
>Same sentence

Croatia, I...

>>69948181
>We'd be an island if we could
so much this

>>69948181
this is my dream

>>69952400
>>69950724
>All that fish
>None of those invasions
>None of this dry melting sun

We need to invest in TNT ASAP