/brit/

negro

anime

Willy/height ratio?

Doing a post

>>69917741
1

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turtlemong and 'mosis are a bit of a shit replacement for ed and jordan

nth for laughing at hooknobs

>>69917687
Reminder that the tans got BTFO by the IRA

>>69917741
6'2
7.5 inch willy and 6 inch girth

who is on babestation tonight? will they be making noises? kek

>>69917687
/fa/ as fuck

Why did I shave, I should have just trimmed.

I will not yield the river in Pelennor unfought.

>>69917687
And then those fuckers got their heads blown off and chased out of ireland, just like your uncle and your poxy inbred family ye fuckin rodent

ANDDD THE BLACK AND TANS LIKE LIGHTNING RAN FROM THE RIFLES OF THE IRA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI4qSdhmq1U

>>69917760
jordan still posts

>>69917778
Do know how to math?

need a bf

Hello lads it's me birthday lad. You may remember me from 365 days ago.

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imagine claiming this is erect.

l m a o
m
a
o

>>69917760
does it help that my name is jordan

>>69917818

Maths.

Ghosts on the avenue were talking to theyselves
Somebody been selling them dreams again
Breathe again, the breeze is full of trees again
The beast buried under the streets is ‘bout to
Leave the den of thieves and hooligans ready to
Fettuccine the noodles of any cook looking new to the kitchen
Cooking up wishes and powder, flour the pan and the cake will bake even better
The cheddar stay in the refrigerator
To keep it fresh until it's on
Every day is preparation for Armageddon
A holocaust, any cost, you want to get on one or on two
Get three stacks and bring it back to the fortress
Wrapping five fingers 'round that much cash will make a motherfucker Cassius Clay
Quick, the cash is pay, checking gas with a loaded fo-fo when he rollin'
Po-po on his shoulder so he's slow but he's goin', wouldn't you?
If you scared, say you scared, cause they comin' through sweepin'
And nobody got a problem sweepin' over you
Trust the shadows is thick, full of mattresses, get over, get past it or suck a dick
Skinner glass, killer fashion, and spinning back
So quit back spinning and get a gat
Fuck a battle rap, rappers will battle where they at
Trunk rattle is leaving the streets and probably eating the map
Verses versus the hearses, Versace versus the nerves and the pain
Slang, it seems to be a no-brainer the same folks sayin' it ain't
Are the same folk that never seen a caddy-driven candy paint
Or the block after the rain
Fucker, prepare for the storm
Hope you got a blanket or a body keepin' you warm
The spoken word is weak
Scream motherfucker, dreams are cheap
You ain't even even gotta sleep
Don't sleep, it's Clipping bitch

just wrote this little rap what do you all think

>>69917786
always happens to me too
should probably just stop shaving

doing an anxiety

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post your face when you nut and she keep sucking

so lonely
so alone

>>69917856
No

the universe being "big" is irrelevant
the odds are the same everywhere, that is astronomically low

from the material point of view humans are an absolute anomaly
the possibility of another race also existing is tiny, even less if you think they're anywhere close enough to use where communication of any kind is possible ever.

even a Type III civilization (if such a thing could ever come about) would still be largely confined to its galaxy

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the new Twin Peaks is going to be terrible I just know it. too afraid to even watch the sneak peek on youtube. what the fuck are they thinking?

made this pesto pasta thing from one of those 1 minute videos and it's peng

>>69917776
They didn't though.

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>>69917879

It's hilarious. Religious posters are SEETHING that for GENERATIONS they and their FAMILY have been DECEIVED by ancient ALIENS that they were in fact GODS. The truth? They were aliens. But posters itt cannot come to terms with this.

>>69917815
haha alri jordy la
>>69917848
not really no

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>Maths.

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>>69917879

>>69917818
ratio doesn't matter

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>>69917879

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DID YOU KNOW:

Irish travellers belong to a distinct genetic group that inhabited Ireland prior to the Gaelic settlement, they were believed to be an even older Celtic speaking group

So when you see an Irish traveller scrapping thats what an ancient celtic berserker would of looked like on the battlefield

been in bed all day
haven't ate a thing

having a chicken korma for breakfast

>69917918
Heh, yeah, you tell 'em. Nothing like some good old mathematic, right?

Jog on mate

>the wolfe tones
muh dick nationalist thickos who make awful kitsch imitation folk music

>>69917939
Hahahahahahahahaha

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/refugee-crisis-migrants-asylum-seekers-mediterranean-sea-disaster-boat-sinking-100-rescue-latest-a7527596.html

oh no

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>>69917879

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>>69917914
ok

>>69917957
ancient celtic berserkers must've looked like a bunch of benders then lmao

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>>69917879

>>69917780
>will they be making noises?

Fucking awful ones.

*orders a Domino's 'za to your house as a prank but forgets I've already paid for it by card*

>>69917904
they pretty much did
IRA only stopped because they were running low on ammo

>>69917972
Wolfe tones make very good traditional music you fucking spastic, better than any British group out there

Dubliners even moreso

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TKKSh0IHEo

>>69917879
I actually like that feeling

>there is a magical man in the sky who lives forever and is omnipotent and uses magic, my book from ages ago says so
>WHAT?! You have come up with a REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THIS THAT IS NOT MAGIC?!? PREPOSTEROUS!

wonder if turtle would heem jordan

post a pic of ed

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>>69917879

>can't even get a birthday (You) from /brit/
I hate my life

>>69917957
looks like depression: the weather

>>69917957
>travellers belong to distinct genetic group

oh ok then you'll have no trouble providing a source for this?

>>69917981
the wife's boyfriend is going to be dismayed at this news

>>69917980
leave yank

>>69918031
Doesn't everyone?

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<<< TURBO >>>
https://youtu.be/dv13gl0a-FA#t=64

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>that is his willy

film to watch while I tidy my room?

>>69917957
where do you come up with this shite

>>69917972
try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCch_W2Ro38&list=PL4k1gUCbNhwG8tjVj0ygVTfGvEyTaljof

>this runt trying desperately to get people talking about aliens again
Just fuck off

>>69918043
they'd both heem me
ed is about 5'10 and goes gym

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>>69918062
happy birthday lad

>>69918081
Paki

>>69918035
gods of the material VS gods of the ether
makes no difference

but "aliens" are far from a reasonable explanation because they do not exist no matter how much desperate morons looking for a guilt free god want them to.

>>69918095
that songs alright but alot of the wolfe tones stuff is better

>>69918071
the EU recognises them as one kek

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@69918062

>>69918129
Excuse me?

alri

>>69918082
Really like that car

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>the universe being "big" is irrelevant
>the odds are the same everywhere, that is astronomically low

>from the material point of view humans are an absolute anomaly
>the possibility of another race also existing is tiny, even less if you think they're anywhere close enough to use where communication of any kind is possible ever.

>even a Type III civilization (if such a thing could ever come about) would still be largely confined to its galaxy

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>>69918009
will he kick off tonight?

AFTER THE AFTER PARTY

doing a wee

>>69918124
Thanks lad

>>69918081
prolly somebody out there that hates it
prolly the only feeling that makes me moan

having heart palpitations and i can feel my adrenal gland pissing out adrenaline
actually kill me

>>69917957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRmiDakoNMg

>>69918112

how tall are you?

>>69918147
yeah but hes a jewified anglo who sees anyone saying anything nationalistic as racist so he can't enjoy them

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>tfw no executive german car

>>69917970
There's a counter example for this. Just give me a few hours and I'll get back to you

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<<< SUPER TURBO >>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU

Why is it that Britain is a developed, wealthy western country, but the standard of living is absolute shit?

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>Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

what did Shakespeare mean by this?

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>>69918180
CHARLI MENTIONED

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want a piss beer drinking gf

>>69918207
5'6 to 5'8

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>>69918207
5'6 and built like a Chinese fashion blogger

>>69918209
who is?

>>69918205
I've had heart palpitations for a year now

>>69918205
Calm down mate, the more you worry about them and focus on them the worse they get.

Talk to your GP if they're getting bad, get an ECG to check, and get some beta blockers if it's really bad.

>>69918027
They pretty much didn't though.
IRA only stopped because they were getting wrecked.

>>69918124
what am I looking at in that picture?

>>69918238

should be able to heem 'mosis at least

>>69917765
okay I just want to say to begin with ignore every single thing that candian has said I actually have a masters in biology and did a ton of genetics along the way and can say with certainty that a larger genome in no way means "more evolved"

okay so to get on to your point about evolving intelligence and why its so rare (though there are more highly intelligent species than you might think just none quite on human levels (yet atleast))

human evolutionary lineage is pretty unique in its circumstances

now on average mammals are far more intelligent and have much larger brains than reptiles, so seeing mammals came from them that should give some leaning as to why we didn't get highly intelligent creatures until relatively recently (birds and mammals)

the advent of the special level of human intelligence coincides with our evolution of bipedalism which is important because;

to have high intellgence you need a realtively large brain to body mass ratio, however brain matter is the most costly matter in terms of resources (human brain consumes 30% of all our energy) that is probably the biggest reason intellgence is so rare because most animals are never so flush when it comes to food that they can dedicate all this extra energy to evolving a large brain and keeping it

this is why bipedalism is important, we could go in to why and how bipedialism evolved but its not that important for the current question, in short bipedialsm turned our species into the most effective stamina-based hunters on the planet, now this occured during a time where the forests of africa were retreating and the great plains were being forged. During this time megafauna was plentiful and relatively easy to hunt for our ancestors, so you get to a stage lasting millions of years where humans being hunters (higher intelligence= better hunting=more success) also have a huge abundance of food, allowing us to actually dedicate all this extra energy in evolutionary terms to evolving

>69918228
Why is it that your posts are terrible bait?

>>69918205
>actually kill me
Hopefullly

>>69917957
no-one knows for sure the origins of the travellers cause they never bothered to learn to read and write and hence they have no history. there is hardly any records of them from before the 60s let alone in antiquity

>>69918267
S h a n ' t

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>>69918235
Mentioned

>>69918262
i'm 5'8 and built like a sumohouse

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>>69918164
me too
I want one so bad, even if its a bit rough I'd like a chance to improve my car knowledge and rice it up.

>>69918228
It isn't

>>69918228
we give more than we take
you can't rule the world when you're eating like a pig and building pointless buildings for muh aestehtics

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If I became PM I would allocate all the money available in the country into making it look like a decent European country and not a fucking giant industrial estate

>>69918205
I've had that problem for a year now. If slow breathing doesn't help you should see a GP

>texting girl last night
>"you wanna hang out later"
>"yes :)"
>"cool your place or mine"
>no response

>>69918287

'mosis is fat?

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yank politics 2bh

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>>69918288
Shame Japanese classics are a cunt to get

>>69918276
smelly paki cow

fuck off rasheed

>if you don't have a hooknob then you have erectile dysfunction
The absolute state of hooknobs lmao

anyone have that meme image from /fa/ of the guy in the mirror taking his picture with two phones and comically skinny legs

>>69918267
(((masters in biology))) from the school of hard knocks

>>69918267
cont.

brain matter

now thats just a quick summary really there is a bunch more detail and theories (some of them opposing) of why these things occur and the evolionary pressures that drive them

usually when looking at evolionary pressures for evolving you want to look at 3 main drivers

prey/predator relationships/parasites+ disease and sexual selection all three of these may have factored into it too (the hunter thing I mentioned obviously comes under predator/prey)

>>69918261
don't know

>>69918262
would just tug on mans willy as he screams in pain

>>69918251
the anon who called the wolfe tones shit

>>69918258
nope

>>69918030
>Wolfe tones make very good traditional music you fucking spastic
their covers are at best not as good as other versions by better artists
their original songs consist of essentially the same stock song done over and over again
truly awful
the dubliners are great though

>better than any British group out there
don't see what that has to do with anything la

>just found out my dick is bigger than 95% of people in the UK

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/rochdale-road-harpurhey-fire-cafe-12455434

lads ribena has snapped

he's gone and done it

might wank to charli now

>>69918330
Mine curves down am I ok?

>>69918316
yes i am after years of neglect

>there is no magical man in the sky who lives forever and is omnipotent and uses magic, my book from ages ago says so
>THERE'S ENTIRE GALAXIES OF MAGICAL MEN IN THE SKY WHO LIVE LONG BEYOND OUR MERE HUMAN YEARS AND USE TECHNOLOGY SO ADVANCED THEY MAY AS WELL BE WIZARDS TO US MY MATHS TEACHER FROM GCSE SAYS SO

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>>69917811
>chased out of ireland
hmmmmm

>>69918359
ah yes I remember the dick measuring census the government sent round

>>69918359
7.5" masterrace

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>he can't get a proper erection

HOWLING and SCREACHING

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>>69918318
worse here because all the imports are uglified so yanks wont get upset

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claude has pulled lads

I'm tired of Aussies treating Brits like something foreign. You have one of the highest living standards on earth and you owe it entirely to the international expansion of British cultural economic and legal systems. Your country is about 200 years old and is one of the best places on the planet to live by almost all measures. Where is the gratitude?

In an honest Service, there is thin Commons, low Wages, and hard Labour; in this, Plenty and Satiety, Pleasure and Ease, Liberty and Power; and who would not balance Creditor on this Side, when all the Hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sower Look or two at choaking. No, a merry Life and a short one shall be my Motto.

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>>69918288
>automatic

>>69918388
black and tans got chased out of ireland dummy

>>69917972
Irish rebel music isn't supposed to sound like classic Irish folk music. The messages are vastly different.

>tfw hooknob, phimosis and ED
haha living the nightmare

>>69918392
they didn't measure you after mass?
I remember the priest measuring everyone in my school after mass

>>69918267
knew all of this and barely got 10 grade education
i suspect you just read pop sci journals like me

everyone post their willies please :3

>>69918376

JUST GET THE 'CISION AND GO FOR A RUN CCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNTTTTTTTTT

>>69918359
You mean you're a bigger dick than 95% of people in the UK?

>>69918413
swans defence is fucked

>>69918290

>It isn't

It certainly is. Compared to many places like AUS, CAN, and US, the standard of living is absolute shit. The housing situation is 3rd world tier.

>>69918292

>you can't rule the world when you're eating like a pig and building pointless buildings for muh aestehtics

And yet Britain once did.

>>69918405
Sculptor: Reuben Goldenstein

>Has now resorted to "YOU CAN'T GET AN ERECTION" while his nob can't fuck anything but his own bellybutton
l
m
a
o

>>69918421
>le chicken nigger
englands heroes are turning in their graves

Greater London

>>69918446
Someone went apeshit when he was asked last night to prove his knob size.

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Wow beautiful piece of art !

""""Greater"""" Manchester

>There are people ITT that have never experienced a Wolfe Tones gig
I pity you.

>>69918258
not really

General Macready, commander of all crown forces in Ireland, had 40,000 men at his disposal and couldn't beat 15,000 Irish, of which only 3,000 were ever deployed at a time. He demanded, under threat of resignation, reinforcements of one hundred thousand men and for all of Ireland to be put under martial law to beat the IRA, otherwise he would demand a peace treaty be negotiated. Guess which option the british government went with.

Go ahead and stop trying to talk about things you know nothing about

make manny great again

>>69918444
yeah well I specialised in NTD's so this isn't exactly my area

couldn't care less whether you think my degree exists or not though

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>englands heroes are turning in their graves

>>69918458
i understand your frustration but i don't know what that's supposed to achieve

Is this true fellow Brits? Nigerians are better educated compared to native Brits?
>>69913086

>it's another talking about ireland thread


please go to /eire/

>>69918463
Shoulda kept Bradley

>>69918469
they live on an island smaller than most states but have a population 20 million more than California lad
of course their housing is shit compared to America Canada and Australia, three massive countries

Lads the Michael Fassbender rendition of Macbeth is surreal. The cinematography, acting and atmosphere is brilliant. I recommend it to all.

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>>69918446

>>69918469
Wrong

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bit depressed

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Wouldn't mind a fascist gf

thread is utter, UTTER dogshite tonight already
baffling how less than 3 hours ago it was decent
fucking normie wagies I swear

wish i could dance

>>69918446
http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/r9k/image/1482/59/1482595477157.jpg

>phimosis in early teens
>used to pull it back and leave it even thought it was bloody sore
>now it's a too loose and I have to pull it back before I wee or I'll piss all over the floor

Would rather have phimosis 2bh, used to like the pain.

@69918492
#shambolic post,
ireland is on a dead ting una
it's peak

>just had a comfy brunch with the gf
>now going ice skating together
could get used to this lads

>>69918362
>harpurhey
it's not him

>>69918205
Had these for a few months, especially after drinking. Fine now even though i drink the same amount. No idea

west ''''''midlands'''''''

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>stands in your way

>>69918529
Went to the one in Dublin last Easter

>>69918504
it's that argumentative rasheed who only comes on here looking for confrontation.

a right fucking humourless highly strung runt he is

>>69918363
decided i will

>>69918552

you can't solve your issues overnight, but getting the 'cision is at least a step in the right direction

England seemed like a lovely place before Blair ruined it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B0mIrgYUMA

>>69918557
nigerian told me that every house over there was way bigger than in ireland
told him to move back there then and he shut up

africans are just liars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agDdZxr5msA

average looking southern gf

>>69918592
why

>>69918606
What am I looking at?

>>69918352
Yup.
>>69918530
And yet Michael Collins said the IRA would have capitulated within 2 weeks.

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>Blair ruined Britain

>>69918150
as an ETHNIC group

not as having their own genetic group (whatever that means)

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Imagine not being able to get a proud stiffy.

Can they even be called men?

>>69918607
>now it's a too loose and I have to pull it back before I wee or I'll piss all over the floor
I thought this was normal. If I don't roll it back it looks like anteater vomiting in all directions.

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>>69918666
Life is shit :(

>Normie wagies

Imagine unironically disliking people that are normal and that have jobs.

Fucking state of your sad life

>>69918589

Not wrong. I used to live there, laddo. I can make a direct comparison.

>>69918672
Cancer

>>69918678
and yet the IRA didnt, perplexing indeed

>>69918672
my dna's idea of a willy

>Muslims don't integrate well

Says the loner NEET that leeches of the government

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>>69918622
reviewbrah is dead senpai
it's peak

>>69918726
Wrong

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amazon says my drums are on time and arriving today, but that they're still preparing for shipment

>>69918645
"I just had my hair done" girl must be like 45 now

>the city of the passage of time

>>69918743
Because there was a ceasefire before then you numpty.

>>69918638
it's too late for me, just use me as a warning to your future kids

>>69918645

England has always been shit.

1 hour and 2 minutes until I can start drinking like a madman
i'm not an alcoholic because i have designated drinking times

>>69918678
He actually said 6 weeks and he specifically said it was because of a lack of funds and ammo. When you need to lie to save face, it's normally a better idea to just quit.

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>>69918492

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there's something about 90s cars I just don't like in general and idk why

especially compared to 80s cars

>>69918802
It was two weeks. Read a book faggot.

>>69918806
SPEEDY SPEED BOY

>>69918803
WHY, HELLO THERE, REDDIT! FIRST DAY BROWSING THE 'CHON IS SUSPECT??? WELCOME, WELCOME!

Had a back breaking day of chopping wood today now i just want a joint and cup of tae

>>69918806
blista compact

nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNRlZPf2nos

>>69918794
making rules about drinking is textbook alkie behaviour

>>69918806
where are you finding all these images, lad?

>>69918822
Nope. It was six. And again, specifically because of funds and ammo, not due to losing men. Quit while you're behind.

just been stabbed in Brixton

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>>69918802
>>69918822
Actually it was 3. Both you faggots should read a book.

>>69918853
Get a piping hot cup of Lipton black tea in you lad, fix you right up

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Opinions on this image?

It's really hard to make text seem angry. I'm not very good at this sort of thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qmaIdQ_-wU

>>69918706
and?

>>69918791
Not it hasn't

>>69918881
>Quit while you're behind.
Like the IRA did?

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>>69918860
legitimate tears

>>69918860
Quality post

>>69918765
Has anyone fucked it as hard as he did?

>Lets people know hes in his 20's so his boyhood charm has completely worn off
>Hangs around with a legally classified nonce

His views will start to plummet

>>69918933
IRA? Quitting? Judging by the fact I live in the Republic of Ireland I wouldnt say they quit

>>69918933
No, like the Brits did in 1922.

>>69918949
>>Hangs around with a legally classified nonce
back this up with a source pls

>>69918893
Why don't you like Yanks, I mean there's worse posters on here.

watching good will hunting. the plight of the misunderstood genius is something i can really relate to.

Oh then, tell me Seán O'Farrell, tell me why you hurry so?

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>>69918905
Been thinking about suicide a lot

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>>69918860

>>69918860
these guys were geniuses, genuinely. that fucking game where they stuck pictures of their faces to people was inspired

Yank is a broad term covering both the citizens of The United States of America and Canada.

>>69919000
>>69919007
pottery

Always hated Dick and Dom

do people actually listen to literal parody bands like AC/DC and ZZ Top?

don't think I've ever heard any of their songs played on the radio where it wasn't done more for the cheese-factor than the actual quality of the song

>>69918893
odd that you chose an american cartoon for this. can't really imagine spongebob saying it since he is american

>>69918990
Not a 32 county republic though. :^)

>>69919016
Hush a buachaill, hush and listen and his cheeks were all aflow

>>69918995
bonkaz is in one of his videos

>>69918949
this 2bh
it was better when I thought he was like 14
he looks so young because he's been smoking weed and doing ket since he was about 11, i know a few people like that - in their 20's, but look and sound 14.

>>69919062
Only a matter of time.

>>69919056
Leave this thread

>>69919034
you going to do it you reckon?

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>>69918860
i hate to be one of them but we had much better telly than kids nowadays probably

don't watch much kid's telly though desu so maybe they've got some really good shit i dunno

>>69919053
Leafs = Canada
Yanks = USA

>>69919059
They're cheesy but fun you miserable cunt

>>69918995
he had a guest appearance from grime mc "bonkaz" who was convicted for pinching a 13 year olds brum

>>69919062
give it time, unionists in ireland are being outbred and the next period of instability in mainland UK is another guerilla war in the North, and as usual we will win

>>69919007
FOY

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>>69919053
Tiggered.

>>69919053
this is correct

>>69919084
>>69919121
t. Irishman for 100th year in a row

>>69919056
Me too. Fucking dreadful act.

>>69918949
this main audience (blacks and grime fans) are't arsed about the nonce thing, when it came out that bonkaz had been nicked for groping a 13 year old girl or something they all rushed to defend him and supported his claim that the jury was racist, the police were racist, dindu nuffin etc etc.
the thing about him not being a teenager has fucked him though but i could tell fromt he start

>>69918995
afghan dad innit

>>69919080
come to think of it I know a lad like that too

proper waster who I thought was like 13, and I thought why the fuck are we smoking with this child lads? turns out he was like 22 and has kids

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_Chubbuck
>Christine Chubbuck[a] (August 24, 1944 – July 15, 1974) was an American television news reporter who worked for WTOG and WXLT-TV in Florida. She was known for committing suicide during a live television broadcast.
>Her focus on her lack of relationships is generally considered to be the driving force for her depression; her mother later summarized "her suicide was simply because her personal life was not enough." She lamented to co-workers that her 30th birthday was approaching and she was still a virgin who had never been on more than two dates with a man.

>>69919050
Eeny Meeny Macka Racka Rari Dominacka Shickapoppa Dickywhopper Rom Pom Stick

NEED a poo

>>69919109
Kids don't watch television any more. They just watch weird Youtube videos of maladjusted adults opening boxes of toys and then playing with them. It's genuinely disturbing stuff, like that Indian Nursery Rhyme channel that /x/ found was actually being run as a marketing experiment by an advanced AI.

>>69918802
>Collins told Hamar Greenwood after signing the Anglo-Irish Treaty: "You had us dead beat. We could not have lasted another three weeks. When we were told of the offer of a truce we were astonished. We thought you must have gone mad".
Just chiming in here to win an argument I'm not involved in.

>>69919109
>thinking dick & dom were patrician kids tv

>>69919215
Literally this

Can confirm

Also link to the /x/ thing

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>>69918877
interweb

>>69919080
>he looks so young because he's been smoking weed and doing ket since he was about 11
[citation needed]

>>69919158
>"This is the end of Irish Republicanism!" says increasingly nervous man for the 3000th time this past 800 years.

>>69919191
She does look like a man tbf

irish are fucking scum

>>69918893
When someone tells me to FOY, i can't help but laugh. I literally, genuinely start laughing uncontrollably, because I know how mad they are. First off,
1) No, I won't "FOY"
2) America is bigger, better, and stronger than Britain
3) Fuck you
:)

>>69919252
yeah maybe he has a thyroid disorder

>>69919222
>>69919056
Had enough of you desu

>>69918860
one of the first times i used the internet was to find their website

>>69919216
and yet the IRA managed to fght a civil war against the Irish state for another year. How was that possible?
Oh yeah because Collins was telling the brits what they wanted to hear and then the brits gave them weapons for the new free state army for free

>>69919120
>onkaz says he's not guilty of committing a sexual offence against a child.
The rapper, whose real name is Taylor Harris, was convicted of groping a 13-year-old girl in 2010 and is currently on the sex offenders register.
He's now tweeted saying he pleaded not guilty to the sexual assault and blamed "poor legal advice" for his conviction.
He was also jailed for three years in 2011 for his part in the kidnapping and torture of a disabled man.
Despite his convictions, Bonkaz is currently featured on the MTV Brand New for 2016 shortlist.

Ah yes, seems liike a nice vibrant chap

>>69919215
also can confirm

the kids at my work didn't talk about disney or cartoons or whatever, it was all minecraft youtubers and vloggers

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>>69919090
If things haven't changed my next birthday I think yeah

I have this bridge I like to go to when I am sad but recently these chavs have been hanging around there so I can't go anymore.
I want to do it there.

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>>69919266
Desperate

>>69919290
Catholic Irish are scum, it's an important distinction to make

>>69919215
I was at a primary school earlier this week and one of the teachers was asking the kids about morality. Asking them when it's okay to lie and some kid went on a big long spiel about Minecraft for his reason why one should never lie. It was so fucking jarring. All the kids started nodding in agreement and the teacher looked at me as if I was a fucking translator.

kill yourselves fucking pirate scumbags

ᵇᵒᵍᶦᵉˢ

>>69919290
t. Amerijew rodent

Dick and Dom was literally the most immature cringe shit

As a 5 year old or whatever, even I was asking what the fuck were these literal grown 30 year old men doing acting like complete spastic cretins and corrupting a childrens channel

>>69919322

you're fucking done

i'm cold lads

just had a bowel movement

>>69919308
Because Britain give them a shit tonne of weapons and the general scale of the fighting was scaled down?

I understand that your failed terrorists are very important to your national pride, but give it up lad, it's getting embarrassing at this point.

>>69919315
It's odd that you probably thought this would "win" you this argument, but all you really did was describe yourself. Very odd approach.

>>69919322
Your uncle died a coward.

>>69919356
I reiterate: irish are FUCKING SCUM

gagging fer it

>>69919232
http://pastebin.com/j2ZnBRtS

Search "Girl Games" in the archive

>>69919314

why are you letting chavs scare you off lad?

>>69919191
Female me

LIMP DICK

g'an to bed hope i don't wake

>>69919358
good lad

>>69919366
good lad

>>69919374
absolutely awful post

>>69919378
the brits gave the Free state weapons, not the IRA you numpty.

>>69919389
Not the lad your replying to, why do you say this?

got called fucking scum in /brit/ today

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>>69919322
You are objectively the best Australian poster on this site.

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>watching good will hunting. the plight of the misunderstood genius is something i can really relate to.

>>69919378
>failed terrorists
>He's posting from an Irish Republic
wew

>>69919358
>5 in 2002

remember tay.

>>69919417

x

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>>69918806
>>69919251
My dick, keep going

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bogies

>>69919389
nobody cares what you oven dodgers think

>>69918678
>And yet Michael Collins said the IRA would have capitulated within 2 weeks.

hmmmm, at the time of that comment;
it's almost like Collins was in conflict with the IRA having sided with the Free Staters after the anglo-Irish treaty
It's almost like he was trying to undermine the legitimacy of the IRA having a say in the affairs and future of Ireland
It's almost like he wanted to garner support for the Free State and make people think the IRA were weak/not the prime reason for Irish independence

This is exactly why people shouldn't get the entirety of their knowledge on a given subject from wikipedia.

Meanwhile Tom Barry, best Irish field commander of the war, said his column could have held out indefinitely. So I suppose they cancel each other out?

>>69919290
would heem your jaw into orbit if you ever muttered a word of this shite near me

>>69919358
always saw them as a very poor mans ant and dec