/brit/

I hope this rocket doesn't fail.

I want to see space exploration take leaps and bounds in my lifetime.

>Studies Fashion Marketing

how do you even find 360 credits worth of content for shite like that

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Carl

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This is clearly a man in a spacesuit. Disprove it. You can't.

2 black guys on mastermind lads

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ayo umad whyte boiz LMAO

Would not mind entering the university of cambridge/oxford's campus and sparking out all the smug little rich posh cunts

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Yellow cleat.

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Would you go out with a girl if you found out is a fascist?

actually added landaboi$ on fb

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actually not that far away from my £50 now

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Post fucking ancient aliens

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why did it have to happen to me
still gutted

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>>69916028

>>69915980
Aliens don't exist

>>69916055
yes

>>69916028
Is that a guy?? Why most British women look like that??

>>69916059
crease

The giant white dildo is now ascending into the sky lads.

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waiting for the acid to kick in

haven't participated in a single discussion in /brit/ today

>>69916055
i wouldn't go out with a girl who was passionate about politics to have a stance like that

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>tfw no gf that looks like she could beat me up

>>69916055
no, her mascara is shit and she looks like she has mental issues

>>69916059
>pop in

I hate this phrase.

Dad is getting really into American Football lads.
Brother is really getting into UFC.
How do I make them proper Bongs and back into football?

>>69916031
this isn't evidence

finding a scrap of unexplainable technology in an ancient dig site would be evidence

>>69916025
link la

>>69916090
It's a bloke

>>69916059
>hes actually going through with it

>>69916111
I'll pop in your mum

>>69916055
Would her being a fascist make me want to go out with her?
No

If I was already going out with her and she told me she was a fascist, would that change my opinion of her?
No

do you think me (turtlemong) and Aisha would match on the 'der?

>>69916025

It's all faked anyway. No way through the firmament fella.

>>69916059
how long have you spent doing these for £50?

>>69916059
>farmfoods not mentioned
disgraceful

AHAHHAHA, the fucking state of yankee doodle cunts lads

https://twitter.com/stz9483/status/820144932014919680

>>69916118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTmbSur4fcs

>cut up scotch bonnet chillis
>cuts in hands burn
>mouth burns because I wiped my mouth
>all this after washiing my hands multiple times

If you got the juice in your eye it'd probably blind you desu

really cold lads

>>69916055
>women
>having opinions

Howling

Where the heck are guy's on about space x, giant dildo'z, galaxies I'm I missing out on something or what??

>>69916148
screeching

bellend stinks to the high heavens.

of what? you may ask.

have you heard of a crisp produced by the Walkers company known as 'skips'?

>>69915980
Ah, a Cowboy Bebop thread?

>>69916025
Ah, a space exploration post?

>>69916148
America has no white people left

>>69916148
>HELP
>SOMEONE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
screeching

who the fuck cares about going to the moon? probably has fuckall internet up there anyway

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>he doesn't believe in ancient astronaut theory
Third eye status:shut

>>69916160
Roommate cooked with some once. The vapour was still unironically burning my eyes through two doors. Ended up plugging the gaps with a wet towel.

>>69916148
is it literally white vs blacks over there
bloody hell

rockets in orbit lads

was speaking to a black girl from london on omegle at 5am this morning whilst smashed

she said she wants to do lines and shag me in a hotel room

might do it desu

>>69916233
Yep, Goldberg has won

It exploded!

>>69916055
yes

>>69916148
/pol/ irl

BIG fan of a choker trend on slags lads

>>69916233
thats why americans are so obsessed with race all the time

its a shame most whites except those in the south are literally scared shitless of darkies, wouldnt even have a proper scrap with one

mother once again bringing up my lack of a sexual partner

>>69916148
>starting fights when you can't fight

ahh yes

>>69916118
>Be super advanced race
>Why yes let's just leave all our cool shit here for the stupid monkeys to fuck up

was using contactless all night and the transactions haven't come through yet

worried about how much i spent

holiday trips to mars soon lads

>>69916128
I'll pop one in your jaw if you don't settle down

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>>69916141
I set the account up literally years ago. Maybe 5 or more years ago.

But I don't do surveys often. It's not remotely worth it if you're in it to make consistent money. I'm just too deep now to stop.

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>>69916148
SEE YOU IN JUVY, BITCH!

>>69916249
Like the ones from BKChat LDN?

>>69916148
that guy really needs a new pair of jeans

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>>69916249
>tfw still no black gf

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>>69916158
ty lad

>>69916292
absolutely hate when my mum hassles me about getting a gf
tell her to shut up everytime

who tf up?

phimosis still around? turtlemong?

>>69916222
aliens are America's angels

Went to have lunch in M&S

The elites live above us lads

>>69916346
>turtlemong?
ey up

me pk and ets hit a clicc
threw one down on the mf like button 100 100 100

>>69916317
dunno what that is
>>69916336
soon brother

>>69916376

good lad

what time do you wake up?

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me

>>69916267
it's a shit drink that's what it is

>>69916346
>>69916376
whats the name of the gas the irish poster whos uncle was killed by the IRA

>>69916148
absolutely pathetic

Remember the first time I proper pulled my foreskin back, the amount of smeg was fucking grim.

>>69916290
tbf blacks are animal fighters. find it oddly fascinating watching WSHH vids and seeing how they go into an almost trance-like state when they go into fight-mode

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=wljpYZ8wejA


Probably the most redpilled thing I've ever seen

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I've come to judge the quick from the dead

so this... is the power.... of spacex

>>69916423
nobody cares about your pissy arguments you have with him 24/7 mate

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>>69916346
>phimosis
im always here
>>69916341
mum tells my sister to leave me alone

>>69916387
>>69913086
You can thank me later

>>69916472
cut that fucking bulb off your cock yet? glad my phimo isn't as bad as yours desu

ordered a 'way from the 'dian

>all major religions describe "gods" in the sky flying around on "chariots"
Hmm why yes ancient astronauts theorists are STUPID!!

>>69916148
/pol/ irl

Ah yes, /brit/ celebs desperate for an identity.

>>69916408
Ah yes, the (s)c(h)it(t)y of London

>>69916445
>three and one half hours of this mong talking

>>69916407
hmm usually 1 but I was out last night so I slept till like 3 I think
was slowly fixing my schedule but I fucked it up again

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LOL

>>69916449
is that you john wayne is this me

The story of HS2 is a story of our persistent failure to properly plan and prioritise major infrastructure projects. Politicians and civil servants find it hard to reverse poor decisions, even when their initial rationale has slipped into distant memory. With its mix of political machismo, muddled planning, and boundless expense, HS2 should be a cautionary tale for the other megaprojects waiting in the wings: Hinkley Point power station (£20bn), a third runway at Heathrow (£18bn) and London’s Crossrail Two (£32bn).

>>69916423

dunno la

>>69916529
screaming

>>69916492
feel like i need to stress that a circumcision wouldn't even fix my willy as it massively bends to the right when erect

>>69915980
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int

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>>69916445

how much does human progress depend on brilliant individuals

>>69916479
shan't be

>>69916548
now I'm interested, post a pic

>curved willys
Disgusting desu, can't imagine living with one

the absolute state of aston villa

>>69916548
how bad is it? mine bends to the left at about 15-20 degrees

>>69916445
>seems interesting
>3 and a half hours

no

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>>69916522
>>69916575


>this is considered an argument in anti-molyneux world

>>69916440
so what, as someone who actually knows how to fight there's nothing I find more comforting than when someone goes into that rage mode when they think they're invincible, much better that being up against someone who throws their hands up and assumes a good stance.

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>tfw there's is NO free trade between Canadian provinces

which one of you fuckers got us rangebanned?

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suicide can be murder

we wake up and spend the daytime getting ready for the nighttime

>flying armies in the sky seen above a German city in the 1500s shooting fire at eachother
Ancient astronaut """""theorists""""" are STUPID RETARDS!!

who's responsible for the 'cideposting

turtlemong or phimosis?

>>69916618

Nearly as big as mine

>>69916613
what a mess

>>69916618
looks like my wee pintile

low key crying rn ngl

>>69916618
What's that?

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>>69916613

Has it gone 2-0?

>>69916440
Maybe when they are beating on middle class pussified yanks

I used to scrap with the nigerian team all the time when i used to play football, nothing special really. Either side could go, I dont think their race has anything to do with it.

>>69916656
'mosis

>>69916611
mine has a very very slight curve to the left

wouldn't have it any other way

>>69916522
>>69916575
>>69916624
Someone doesn't appreciate modern 21st century philosophy centred around saving western civilisation.

>>69916618
Not pictured: my soft, saturated ballsack being sucked up into the funnel and subjected to horrendous torsion as it is twisted to a gooey mess.

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playing ksp lads

>>69916656
me (phimo)
>>69916620
i don't know its pretty significant probably like 30
>>69916582
not at all in the mood to be erect

willy curves slightly downwards
goes well when I'm hitting from behind

>>69916640
Her suicide really got to you, didn't it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBVFwAo6JqQ

this is a track desu

>>69916640
stop posting about this girl

it makes me sad

>Around dawn on April 14, 1561, residents of Nuremberg saw what they described as an aerial battle, followed by the appearance of a large black triangular object and then a large crash outside of the city. According to witnesses, there were hundreds of spheres, cylinders and other odd-shaped objects that moved erratically overhead.[1][2][3][4][5]

somebody poisoned the waterhole

>>69916707
pathetic manchild

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>>69916688

hmmmm

turtlemong post the main tinder pic in t'shirt

>>69916611
Mate you do know cocks are curved upward to provide deeper penetration to a woman and ensure your seed plants deeply inside them?

>>69916640
wasn't this girl 12?
bit young for lipstick

>>69916746
ksp i like to think is at least educational

>>69916756
dunno what you're talking about

shan't be getting out of bed this weekend

>"""atheists""" who believe in spooky space men

I laugh at how noticeably offended people get when you say "aliens don't exist" to them and they start blubbering about "muh drake equation"

why has this mong suddenly got really defensive over his ancient aliens shite
yeah you watched a gay documentary mate nobody cares

hmm yes the drugs are kicking in very good

>>69916717
i always wondered if i start masturbating really hard will it fix the bend, too worried of injuring myself to do it

>>69916755
would fucking SPARK out that kangeroo if he stood in my drive like that

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>the white race

Still in awe that Trump and Brexit actually happened.

>>69916772
>He has an upward curved willy
LM

AAAAAAOOOOOOOOO

turtle you back on the 'der?

>>69916692
>Philosopher
Nick Land is the only notable philosopher of the 21st century

Zizek too but he's a bit more of a meme

>>69916822
Haven't happened yet, Goldberg will not allow it

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Why yes these rocks weighing many tonnes, made of granite were carved by people thousands of years ago!

>>69916822
Glad I'm not poor enough for either of these things to have a major impact on my life.

>>69916775
she lived on a dirty mattress next to a leaky pipe in a run down trailer, her father used to call her an ugly cunt and a worthless little slut and assault her

it probably gave her some comfort

>>69916723

saddest thing i've ever seen. would rather see the most graphic ISIS beheading than see her step off that bucket again

>>69916803
I mean, aliens obviously exist

Its just super unlikely humanity has ever encountered them

Lesta > Brexit > Drumpf

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>tfw bred to fight

>tfw I could HEEM any man in this thread

>>69916857
Trump is a massive zionist neocon though

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>curved willies
Don't worry lads. Easy fixed.

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>>69916755
*Land Down Under starts playing*

>>69916850
not yet
still need a leading photo

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Lads /brit/ is fucking buzzing tonight

>>69916864
well I didn't know this

>>69916859
of course they were

>>69916865
Are you the one who supposedly watched it 50 times?
I'm personally not getting into it as not to risk getting emotional about it

>>69916865

Why do you care so much about a random slag?

was on a sled trip with the lads
went into a hill on my lynx, then came my lad on a ski doo 1000 then another lad on a polaris iq then the about 50-60 sleds all came at once and you could hear the rumble all the way to dalvík

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>>69916813

dunno about that my son

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRq1_VDdO6c

>>69916859
not like they had anything better to do back then

>>69916865
theres a video?

>>69916879
not me desu

>>69916902
ahahahahahaha this mother is a fucking headcase

if my ma woke me up with a stiffy id fucking deck the cunt

>>69916866
>aliens obviously exist
they possibly exist, that doesn't equal them existing.

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>>69916803
>Why yes we are the ONLY planet with life as created by the magical man in the sky

>>69916812
i wank left handed so sometimes i wonder if i switched hands would it make a difference but its too awkward

>>69916800
yes you do
such a liar

>>69916866

>super unlikely

Neck yourself yank cunt

applied to spaceX as a machine operator

fucking fuck dative pronouns to hell
duolingo is shite for learning em

>blood is thicker than water

what about when the water turns into ice?

cheque mate

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>tfw no £1500 road bike

>>69916964
I haven't got a main tinder pic yet lad that's my problem

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If elves exist then why can't aliens?
Think about that for a moment

>Its a "baby watched his first alien doco on the history channel and is now convinced he's the forepost expert on the matter" episode
Ah yes

just applied to spacex for the artist of economics position

Bought a Caliente Rojo Tempranillo at Morrisons and it's the best red wine I've ever had under £10 a bottle lads.

VERY good.

applied to spaceX as a rocket driver

reminder that stonehenge is fake and was built in 1907

wake up sheeple

Imagine if there was a 2D person. If you stare at them a certain way, they can’t see you. All you have to do is look from a top view and they won’t know you are there, and they would never know. Living their life as 2D, they would never be able to comprehend how something could be looking down on them.
Now imagine a 4D person. They could be looking at you from a 4 dimensional angle, an angle that you will never understand. They could be right beside you, but you wouldn’t know, and you would never know. Just as we could interact with the 2D person, the 4D person could interact with us. But as long as they don’t want us to, we could never interact with them or not even know of them.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12107026
http://www.strawpoll.me/12107026
http://www.strawpoll.me/12107026
http://www.strawpoll.me/12107026
http://www.strawpoll.me/12107026

applied to spacex to donate my bollocks for organic matter stress tests

>>69917019
are you the lad that said he has seen an elf

applied to spaceX as a jjb manager

>>69916148
lol get him

Just applied to SpaceX as a crash test dummy

Roko’s basilisk is a proposition that says an all-powerful artificial intelligence from the future may retroactively punish those who did not assist in bringing about its existence. It resembles a futurist version of Pascal’s wager; an argument suggesting that people should take into account particular singularitarian ideas, or even donate money, by weighing up the prospect of punishment versus reward. Furthermore, the proposition says that merely knowing about it incurs the risk of punishment (Now you know about it. You know who to thank while you will be tortured). It is also mixed with an ontological argument, to suggest this is even a reasonable threat.

applied for a spacex gf

what exactly am I waiting to see on this spaceX thing?

is there a rocket launch from earth that might blow up, because if not I can't say im too interested

got a job in the spacex call centre lads

Applied to spaceX but didnt get the job because im a virgin

>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic test dummy

>>69917044
This thing:

https://www.vivino.com/wineries/caliente-rojo/wines/tempranillo-campo-de-borja-2014

Drinking it with a beef stew & mash potatoes at the moment, would recommend.

>>69917070
Maybe. I say lots of ridiculous stuff

Applied to spacex as Chief Diversity Officer Assistant Manager

there are no aliens

life is an anomaly unique to this planet

applied to spacex as a rocket appliances tester

Let’s say we have an ant hill in the middle of the forest. And right next to the ant hill, we are building a ten-lane super-highway. And the question is “Would the ants be able to understand what a ten-lane super-highway is? Would the ants be able to understand the technology and the intentions of the beings building the highway next to them?
So it’s not that we can’t pick up the signals from Planet X using our technology, it’s that we can’t even comprehend what the beings from Planet X are or what they’re trying to do. It’s so beyond us that even if they really wanted to enlighten us, it would be like trying to teach ants about the internet.
When Pizarro made his way into Peru, did he stop for a while at an anthill to try to communicate? Was he magnanimous, trying to help the ants in the anthill? Did he become hostile and slow his original mission down in order to smash the anthill apart? Or was the anthill of complete and utter and eternal irrelevance to Pizarro? That might be our situation here.

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>>69916962
looks like that's the case
aliens are a poor stand in for a coherent faith

>when you spill your bong water

>when spacex's rocket blew up and suckerberg watched it explode
fucking hilarious

>>69917093
m8 if some omnipotent AI tries to come at me I'll just fucking drop him with a fat shot to the liver

>GP texts me telling me NHS is in a state of crisis
haha this is reassuring haha

applied to spacex as an ambient replenishment technician

phimosis I'll be in brisvegas next week can you show me around?

>>69916946
I don't think you understand. Human beings cannot move objects weighing hundreds of tonnes without machinery many miles.

>54 posters in this thread
>Only 4 of them have voted in my strawpoll

heh heh lads that's not how this works.

>>69917179
piss off

you've been watching some yank history channel I can tell

>when he believes in pseudoarchaeology

>>69917113
earlier they send a rocket up to send satellites into orbit, then landed the rocket again on a barge, soon they are going to deploy all 10 satellites

>>69917172
>brisvegas
shake the sauce bottle somewhere else mate

proto-gf looks like she's balding

>>69917195
I clicked on it but didn't vote as there wasn't an option I felt applicable

Gonna eat pizza for breaky lads

>>69917172
the only part of the 'bane i know is my own house
there are other brisbane posters during normal hours you could ask

spaceX are getting on my case about not applying for enough jobs and sending out CVs

>>69916529
>BC's population: 4.631 million
>UK's population: 64.1 million

Noice

privatise the NHS

>>69917141
bugger off god squad

>>69917138
its a false equivalence

humans are in no way ants or even comparable

this whole notion of us being unable to comprehend alien life is nonsense too, If other life exists I would bet a significant amount on it not only being biological but being scarily similar to the type of life we see on earth

carbon based, amino acids

>tfw my ex gf is now a man

i do not know how to feel

>>69917179

Seen one lad pull a car down the road with his bollocks. Few dozen lads could probably move massive boulders.

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>the absolute state of /brit/'s pineal gland

>>69915980
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int

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Really great fast paced atmosphere around here tonight

love it

applied to spacex as a hr manager

>>69917230
don't forgot to order cheese

>>69917282
Aye aye Cap'n

how are there 64 million people in britain lmao where do you all live?

Privatise the monarchy

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On the train sorry if that offends

>>69917138
who are you to say what ants understand or don't understand?
they clearly recognize their environment and the difference between man-made areas and "natural" ones.

they can understand it to a small degree at least, as we would be able to (being far more capable than any ant) if for example there was a ten lane wormhole tunneling right through our solar system.

there would be some evidence of that, however tiny.

There's no way some of you fags are over the age of 13.

>>69917275
No

What the fuck are labour doing? The NHS, their creation is being disembowelled in front of the nation and they stand by and do nothing.

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>>69917247
prefer private providers as well tbqh

>>69917138
>>69917259
this
the ants would have no way of comprehending that they could not comprehend the highway

we would be able, and are able, to know what we do not know and understand

>>69917267
Not to mention animal labour

>>69917167
Kraut here.

Every time I'm driving I listen to the radio (BBC Three Counties) and anytime someone mentions any government spending on anything (but especially any sort of infrastructure) there is always someone (often the host) who tries arguing that it should not be spent the way it's being spent and should be given to the NHS instead.

Why is everyone so obsessed with the NHS? Is it just the BBC?

They also keep repeating that it's "the envy of the world" like a mantra.

>>69917275
ahh yes constant spam, very good

>>69917276
>flag
>that arse
Get the fuck off your proxy.

Why do you see these gypsies beating each other to a bloody pulp and barely ever getting KO'd but you see some pro boxers who will be sparkod after one hit?

hungary is the only real country in europe

saw some paki girl on the train the other day speaking some brown language so i recorded some of it in case i needed to show it to the police

>>69917356
Should've called the AFP lad

>>69917310
what can they do la

they're not in power

>>69917341
boxers punch harder and more accurately
hardly a mystery

>>69917292
Is he still a fly guy clapping if nobody ain't hear it?

>>69917234
what a fucking freak you are
this is a normie general

>>69917301
Pull your willy out

>>69917331
>tfw you invented the too much ass meme

why are all big organisations really inefficient

>>69917341
Gyppos have heads made of reinforced steel and not very many brains

>>69917341
because its much harder to KO someone in a bareknuckle fight
you have to be a lot more cautious when picking and placing your shots or you will break your hands

when you have gloves on your can just fire away

What does a business analyst do?

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>>69917356

could heem anyone in this thread if I wanted to

>>69917302
>they clearly recognize their environment and the difference between man-made areas and "natural" ones.
how do you know that
>they can understand it to a small degree at least
how do you know that

>>69917356
Actually, lad, she was speaking WELSH

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>ywn go to a big bash game with certified /brit/ personality phimosislad

>>69917404
Post 3" willy

>>69917376
this is a failed normie general (not that i think i fit that either)

>>69917370
I don't know, I've seen some big cunts gypsies fighting and they hit bloody hard.

>>69917301
Is that crosscountry?

highly advanced aliens are impossibly unlikely, even humanity is a massive fluke

if there are "aliens" they are likely very basic, animal like at their most complex.

evolution doesn't favour intelligence, and rice is more highly evolved than humans are.

its far more likely that future humans/alternate dimension humans would interact with their past/alternate selves than some alien entities.

>>69917418
Fucking sheepshaggers, when will they learn?

>>69917400
make requirments and chat shit about things they have no idea about

>>69917390
fuck off

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>deniers and haters HATE this image

>>69917276
go back to the jungle ape

>>69917302
can tell you have zero understanding of bioloy

>>69917439
I reckon there's likely an alien species very similar to humans somewhere out there

maybe even several

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>tfw slept through the footy

>>69917301
Degenerate

>>69917439
>if there are "aliens" they are likely very basic, animal like at their most complex.

Like Canadians?

>>69916845
>he has an unnatural droppy limp dick

Fucking state of you. LMAO

>>69917452
Yeah but what do they do? Is it about telling companies how to make more money?

>some Canadian runt is babbling on about stuff he cannot comprehend
Carry on

>>69917418
wish i had a welsh gf, they all look like sophie dee

>>69917314
>basque
evil

>>69917424
heem yourself manlet

>>69917439
>highly advanced aliens are impossibly unlikely, even humanity is a massive fluke
how could you POSSIBLY know that
>if there are "aliens" they are likely very basic, animal like at their most complex.
same again, what are you basing this off of
>evolution doesn't favour intelligence, and rice is more highly evolved than humans are.
proof?
>its far more likely that future humans/alternate dimension humans would interact with their past/alternate selves than some alien entities.
>past time travel
bahahahaha opinion discarded

>>69917439
>100 billion stars in our galaxy with countless planets and moons
>more than 100 billion galaxies in the universe
>'Yeah we're the only intelligent beings'

>>69917405
as individuals its hard to say, but as a mass they certainly do react and plan around humans

and beyond that humans most definitely interact with ants a lot

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bit confused lads

say the lights go green at the red cross, would there be green lights for any other roads on that picture or just the red cross

computer science/software engineering lads

is it worth doing a degree in bc i might put in a cheeky application

bit alarmed that the course i want has a 25% dropout rate

>>69917322
with all the time you wasted writing this post you could've raised some money for the NHS

>>69917499
>he's such a bender that his dick actively seeks his mouth
L
MA
OOOOOOOOO

>>69917314
>hungarians, estonians and finnish

haha

>>69917439
Do you have any inkling how big the universe is?

>>69917484
What's it like being a britboo?

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facebook is absolutely wild lads

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>>69917501
It's hard for Canadians to observe the world around us since it's always covered in snow.

*likes to move it move it*

>>69917500
i think the BAs at my company are the ones that go into a company and look at how they are working now, and then think of ways they could improve their processes and then pass those requirements on to other consultants

idk really though, i keep away from all the consultants

>>69917439
this post also shows how fucking little you understand biology

no one with the slightest notion of how genetics and evolution works would ever use the term "more highly evolved"

creatures evolve to fit their niche and theyn either succeed or they don't

we evolved intelligence because it was beneficial to our reproduction and survival given the conditions and limitations of the time and environment

just shut the fuck you mong

say one thing is more highly evolved than another is total plebtalk nonsense

>abloo abloo muh alien space daddy is real

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>>69917544
who thought it was a good idea to make a road like this jesus christ

>>69917564
It sucks when you have to wait 2 years for sherlock and it's shit

>>69917548
>little
>droppy
>dick

>>69917545
what's bc

>>69917546
See that's exactly the attitude all the hosts and half the guests have.

>>69917439
even if aliens are real they'll only be like animals
Humans are above all because we were made in Gods image

>>69917598
i had a different post planned for that image but i forgot to remove it

>>69917598
the people that layed out most roads in this country hundreds of years ago long before traffic

>>69917608
because

>>69917538
>>69917558
Doesn't guarantee intelligent life at all. And even if it does, there's a very good chance we will never encounter them.

highly advanced aliens are impossibly unlikely, even humanity is a massive fluke

if there are "aliens" they are likely very basic, animal like at their most complex.

evolution doesn't favour intelligence, and rice is more highly evolved than humans are.

its far more likely that future humans/alternate dimension humans would interact with their past/alternate selves than some alien entities...

i can suck my own dick but it's nowhere near as good as when someone else does it

>>69917603
You know the sad part. I recognise you. You're the one who starts screeching PAKI every time he gets utterly humiliated and tries to save face. Makes sense that you'd have a 3 inch hook knob.

canadian flaunting his sub-100 IQ

>>69917638
it's worth it if you aren't shit
are you shit?

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>>69917544
I know this one has an island in the middle and separate lights