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thailad edition
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhZULM69DIw

thread theme lads
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jeffrey
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ACTUALLY me
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3 months on HRT, please rate
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wanna die iah
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plymouth is actually an alright place
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post slegs
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>>69913503
Base tan is lookin' nice. I'm hopin' to get there myself this season.
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>tfw you have a shave and feel like a baby
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Is it normal to call women "mate" in this country?
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Feel sick to my stomach just thinking about starting my new job on Monday tbqh lads. I don't even know what exactly I'll be doing yet or even the dress code or even where in the building I'll be working.

Nervous.
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>>69913503
you racist or something?
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>>69913476
Arnar Sigurdsson · Reykjavik, Iceland
People who hold racist beliefs are a substantial threat to europe
Like · Reply · 2 · 2 hours.

Arnar Sigurdsson · Reykjavik, Iceland
People in Iceland should avoid extremists such as Icelandic national front that caters to foreigners hostility and discrimination by religion

not surprised by him being from reykjavík
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>>69913561
>tfw you can't grow facial hair so you always feel like a baby
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rate
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>>69913549
ye cheers m8
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>>69913573
that's a bit shit, they should have emailed you that at least
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>>69913523
>5Fzusm8
WEW
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me
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>>69913591
Gang gang gang
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>>69913566
Not around here, love is fine though.
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>>69913591
>Flying American Airlines
could NOT be arsed
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>http://imgur.com/5Fzusm8
how big chebs can you get just from hrt?
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>>69913610
women should not have jobs
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https://youtu.be/2CnBn0BdQ9M

how the FUCK did Dick & Dom deal with those fucking kids

literally where did they find these wronguns

I know the show was all about mischief but these kids without their parents were just the littlest cunts

like at 0:55 where that girl is wiping shit on Dom's arm, if that was me I would have chinned her

there's another clip where they do a crystal maze parody and the kid keeps fucking with the host, you can tell he's visibly annoyed
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>>69913591
>American Airlines

F
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also me
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>>69913607
just looks like a skinny bloke
i could do that
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does Sean Paul charge by the hour to appear in random songs and shout indecipherable nonsense during the chorus?
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>>69913632
34b rn. Can get up to F's (one girl i know). Depends on genes.
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ping koreaboo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXswlCa7dug
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>>69913579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9XZlcHQfiY&t=623s
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>>69913598
The whole thing's been very informal. They weren't even advertising, I just phoned up and asked if they had any jobs. I ended up being some sort of "co-ordinator" for all the IT-related shit in the building, but to my knowledge, there isn't really a room in the building from which I could work on all that shit. Just hoping I don't make a wanker of myself on Monday, even though I almost certainly will.
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need a transgender gf
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got my first porn gig on sunday lads
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>>69913658
so is it any different to being an 11yo girl?
when will you know if they won't grow anymore?
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>>69913650
Probably literally yes
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>>69913650
Sean Paul is the only case I've ever witnessed of manlet mockery irl
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how did i fuck up so bad lads?

My ancestors had to live through the plague and here i am in arguably the comfiest country on earth still failing at life
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just watched the first episode of pic related, seems promising as long as the plot develops and it isnt just tom hardy growling at people
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>>69913679
dress business casual desu
you can go in casual day after if everyone else is
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>>69913707
It is second puberty, and it takes like 6 yrs typically of medication. Im up to 2 yrs now.

>>69913647
minus the breast sure
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>>69913720
>taboobbc.jpg
yeah i think i saw this one online last night too haha
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>>69913584
Post pics. Can't be worse than mine
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>>69913719
they only lived through the plague because they were quarantined in Belmarsh mate
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>>69913719
lad who went to queensland uni?
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>>69913679
I tripped on the stairs walking with my new boss as he was giving me the office tour on the first day of my new job
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>>69913747
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>>69913720
on again tonight isn't it?
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>>69913757
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>>69913720
what is it

>>69913747
wahey
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racists on suicide watch
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>>69913718
when?
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>>69913679
Look at their website, Facebook, Twitter, whatever, a lot of the time they have photos of employees. See what they're wearing and go with that.
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>>69913476
Have any new episodes been released? They didn't put one out for at least a month last time I checked.
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>>69913789
I thought my brother could grow a great neckbeard but this is better.
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>>69913789
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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if olly murs became a doctor he'd be olly cures
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>>69913801
dont get it
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>>69913747
Seen this is my gfs browsing history
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>>69913525
How was your Saturday night?xx
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>>69913476
Jeffrey get your dick out
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>>69913801
have no clue what message this is trying to convey
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>>69913765
no that's me
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>>69913823
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>>69913801
This really _____ my _____
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>>69913747
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what does 2017 hold in store for the alt right
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>>69913801
Feel genuinely bad for all the broke students that gave ol' Bernie their povvo pennies

All went to the worst possible candidate for the lefties to run after he sold out and she took his campaign funding.
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>>69913778
yeh 915

guess ill mosey on up to the shops and buy beer in preparation

>>69913797
taboo

in which tom hardy is possibly a cannibal and is out for revenge or something

pretty good cast desu
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>>69913807
His song was playing on the radio and a girl I know said "Oh I've met him, he's SO SHORT"
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>>69913725
That's the plan. Better to overdress than underdress.

>>69913811
I've tried that, but it doesn't really work. Different people in different positions in the workplace are following different uniform codes. Some are dressed in shirts and ties and blazers, some in just shirts, some have a distinct actual uniform and so on and so forth.
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>>69913866
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH


why do you not shave it you utter gimp
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>>69913866
enough
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>>69913856
do you have entrance exams in australia?

queensland is a pretty good uni, is it not?
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https://www.bustle.com/articles/70567-18-things-mixed-race-girls-are-very-tired-of-people-saying-to-them?

The shit that comes up on my feed sometimes
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>>69913866
I had a boil like that on my nose, it left a scar.
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>be a manlet
>grow a beard
>suddenly I'm like a dwarf from an rpg

need to master blacksmithing
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>tfw too intelligent to not do drugs

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-scientific-fundamentalist/201010/why-intelligent-people-use-more-drugs
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>>69913757
i can't get a good enough picture to showcase it
i haven't shaved in over a week and all i have is sparse sideburns and a couple of chin whiskers
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>>69913917
too lazy. I don't go out anyway
>>69913921
ok
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>>69913936
>18 things that never happened
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https://youtu.be/HgfffdrfdFQ
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>>69913944 (you)
showing my appreciation for a good post
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Shagged two lasses this weekend lads.
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had a decent beard but i thought i fucked up trimming it and shaved it all off and now i've gotta start again
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>>69913926
no, I was accepted on my high school mark (OP in my state https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overall_Position, ATAR rest of the country)

>>69913891
>google Sean Paul height
>mine
>face
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girl touched me in the club
bint was definitely gagging for it
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Lads is pirates of the Caribbean worth a watch
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>>69914056
for what?
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>>69914064
First one definitely. 2/3 enjoyable but not special. 4 is crap
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>>69914083
mi cocky in her pum pum
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Girl glanced at me at the bus stop today
Think she might be the one
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>>69914056
had girls nonconsensually grab my crotch multiple times in clubs

might report them for sexual assault
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Do you feel that the Brits in Battlefield 1 are a good representation?
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>>69914101
your what?
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>>69913936
18 gifs with 18 titles that will generate $230 of click revenue, of which I will recieve $30. my career as a freelance journalist begins here! take it away Halle Berry Looking Frustrated For Three Seconds.gif
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>>69914115
WEW, tl;dr
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>>69914123
don't play videogames because I'm not autistic
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>>69914115
made me think
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why do aussies call you guys pom?
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they played that korean speaks londonese video on the radio yesterday. weird hearing terms I thought I'd only see in /brit/ threads on the radio

they were talking about the alt-right a few days ago on another show and I nearly fell about the place when I heard them use terms like merchant and dindu haha
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>>69914051
>she said "He's SO SHORT" to my face
>he's a inch shorter than me

What did she mean by this?
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>>69914162
prisoner of mother england
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>>69914115
>if abortion is murder then wearing a condom is kidnapping

interadesting
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>>69914186
means your a fucking manlet
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>>69914035
use a stubble razor

mine goes from like 0.5mm to an inch
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>Are you serious? The fact the baby COULD not, "utter" the phrase you outlined, not did not, speaks to the fact that it is not nearly developed enough to be considered a human, and therefore it is not murder.
Did you know that if a person can't speak then they're no longer human and therefore can be legally executed at will?
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>>69914177
Love when old media tries to understand 4chan
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Got called a yellow belly at the saloon
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>>69914186
in fairness, girls are an absolutely shocking judge of height in my exp.
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>>69914248
Enjoyed this post
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>>69914177
he did that roadman video and it went viral on the old facebook

are koreanbilly
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>>69914239
i see your text la, but i cant hear you

see you at the gallows
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Planning a post-school trip with the lads and gfs

Thinking about Cuba or Mexico
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>>69913936
god damn this bitch sounds insufferable
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>>69914257
>5'10
>get called tall by girls all the time

it's because they're all midgets who wear heels
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watching a documentary about Ted Kaczynski
he's literally me
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I don't get the point in having social media if you have no mates
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>>69914177
Does ireland not have roadmen?

Might emmigrate 2bh
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planning a trip to kazakhstan
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younger sister saw my snapchat story from last night which featured me dancing with some girls and she sent me a snapchat saying "gornnnnn"

bit weird
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>>69913632
I've seen this before, bitch posted this in the chan discord server. ElfinAinu on discord
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I want to live off the grid or something in a tent I guess because of my pesky neighbor which is stalking me 24/7 should I commit suicide or kill him??
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got called a greenhorn at the steak eating contest
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>>69914350
should just read his manifesto 2bh

thought he was completely nuts to begin with but his manifesto is actually really well-written
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>>69914350
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>>69914378
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>>69913837
was very hot and humid so i wasn't comfortable
tested whether my door would close with a belt over the top (it did) and tried to see if i was able to tie a knot in it (sort of). i still have doubts whether it will hold my weight though
then i watched some football
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got called a taint at Toys R Us
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>>69914389
move abroad
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would you rather be tall and ugly or short and beautiful
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>>69914389
kill him and eat his heart to gain his power
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>>69914440
someone tickled my taint in homebase
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member when aisha said this
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>>69914378
>>69914430
sincerely regret having read that entire conversation, not sure how i'm going to get those lost 10 minutes of my life back
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>>69914479
short and beautiful

can always cheat by wearing boots and shit
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>>69914479
how short and how ugly
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>>69914479
short and beautiful obviously

only beautiful people are successful in life
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>>69914406
Got called a greenhorn at the battle of varrenes lads
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>>69914495
>10 minutes
the absolute state of you lad
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>>69914435
is killing yourself the ultimate meme? you only get one life and you die at the end anyway
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>>69914457
To Sweden right??
>>69914481
Ain't no Nigeria here...
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>>69914479
Short and beautiful since I'm already familiar with it
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>>69914368
the fuck even is a roadman?
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>>69914378
>>69914430
>>69914494
top slag
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got called a jackwagon at the library
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>>69914494
what's her stance on phimosis
>>69914525
but why wait when im not having an fun?
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watching Mackino lads
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>>69914549
someone whos on the road
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>>69914494
i member
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>>69914549
Modern chav, just with a different dress code, slang and lack of ambition.
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>>69914534
>To Sweden right??
no, of course not

im gonna move abroad in like a month
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what did she mean by this
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SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!
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As a religious Muslim, I am pro choice. Although as a Muslim abortion is banned, one of the biggest features in Islam is no compulsion in religion. Who am I to put my beliefs on people who never asked for them in the first place? Being a Muslim, abortions, along with things like homosexuality, drinking, and dating are all SACRIFICES we make to call ourselves Muslims. This is even stated in the Quran and by the Prophet. So to everyone saying that religion prevents you from having an abortion - then that's between you and whatever god you believe in. But if some woman on the street is getting an abortion IT IS NOT YOUR RIGHT to impose and say that's wrong.
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>>69914570
>but why wait when im not having an fun?
you have something better to do? ah yes im sure youll enjoy being a corpse incapable of experiencing anything ever again
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>>69914547
are you the 5'2 lad? how many gfs have you had?
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>>69914521
are you mocking my reading speed?
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is 6 inches really enough to satisfy a dirty slag?
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>>69914630
She got some bum
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Who are the Bogdanoffs?
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>>69914655
If it's THICC, probably.
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>>69914637
i won't enjoy it, but i won't be sad about it either which is an improvement on this life
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Just snapchatted my brother "gornnnnn"
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>>69914115
>my mom was told I'd have down syndrome and be crippled but she had me anyway
yeah she probably shouldn't have haha
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>>69914655
yes it really is
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how gay would it be if i shaved my chest hair serious question
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>>69914630
that green vapour coming from her arse, well not normal in my experience.
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spaceX launch soon lads
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spelt a word wrong on captcha

google BTFO
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>>69914549
man's on road
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hun, I think the actual woman wanting an abortion is a bit more important than the cells that happen to be in her body don't you think? a fetus is not a baby, a fetus is not life. would you call a chestnut a tree? no. it is not biased to pro-choice people. i think the creators of the video are pro-choice but what they say is true, whether youre pro-life or pro-choice. "life, no matter how small, matters" like I said, we happen to value the life of a woman who wants an abortion, over the life of a few cells in her body. using other contraception is not killing "innocent life"? why would an abortion be any different?
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>>69914769
it'll blow up or crash or something
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>>69914644
5'4 (thought I was 5'6 for a while but I accidentally used inches)
No gfs, but I'm not a virgin either
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>>69914759
how gay would it be if i cant grow a single hair on my chest?
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/brit/ should get a discord tbqhwyf
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>>69914769
hopefully they are blasting donald trump into space before he starts WW3
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>>69914798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5p-YQkbe_s
GASMNAGASMANGASMAN
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England seemed like a lovely place before Tony Blair ruined it
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>>69914839
>he's not in the inner circle
bit embarrassing
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already am short and pretty
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>>69914798
really hope you didn't make that image yourself just now...
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>>69914840
Alri tarquin
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>>69914875
Video related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B0mIrgYUMA
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>>69914839
why would I want to hear any of your squeeky prepubescent nasally southern voices?

If I came in with my deep manly northern voice you would just run away
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>>69914839
should it?
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>>69914839
I'd join
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>>69914875
it was alright, the 90s were the last good days of man.
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1483921348324.webm
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>>69914890
TURTLEMOOOOOOONG
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how does this picture make you feel lads
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>>69914833
>No gfs, but I'm not a virgin either
how did you manage that one then lad?
Did you sedate her?
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If the answer in 'Babestation', what is the question?
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>>69914759
>>69914837
how gay would it be for you both to post pics of your chest and have me become sexually aroused by them?
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>>69914900
the 90s really looked bomb to be an adult in
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>>69914900
not a nigger in sight
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What is the ideal male to female ratio for a healthy prosperous peaceful society?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTmbSur4fcs

spacex launch livestream, in 25 minutes
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>>69914901
Don't have to use the voice channels
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>>69914896
yeah
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>Oxbridge letters got sent out today
>rejects everywhere

Imagine being so thick you can't get into EITHER Oxford OR Cambridge. Enjoy Durham you fucking shitters.
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>>69914967
1:1
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>>69914967
1:10
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>>69914923
alright
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>>69914901
t. voice like Kell Brook
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>>69914927
uncomfortable but drawn towards glasses
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The European Union is a good thing
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Well I can do that as well
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>>69914967
12 men to every 1 female
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>>69914932
I used to be average height for my age until I stopped growing
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wolverhampton wanderers are playing aston villa lads
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>>69914993
you can only apply for one or the other
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>get a levels, gcses no longer matter
>get a degree, a levels no longer matter
>get a job, degree no longer matters

nice
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>>69914968

>ball-earthers with their jewtube links

Piss off.
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>>69914900
me in the red
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>>69914993
>Either Oxford or Cambridge

You can only apply for one
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gf has gained some weight, i love it
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>>69915011
i disagree
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>>69913476
>that fucking hunch on his back

reprehensible
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>>69915011
>>69915057
and so does the majority of the country haha
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>feel weird, shaky and weak sometimes when hungry
>instantly lose all patience with everything and have a genuine burning resentment for everything i come into contact with until I've eaten something
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how did i end up like this

i used to have potential
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>>69915027
are you implying you had underage sex?

You're lucky I don't fucking report you.
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>>69914923
brits keep a stiff upper willy
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>>69915011
good post

>>69915057
bad post
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>>69915093
I was also underage
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>>69915027
so you had sex at 13 and never again?
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>>69915079
everyone has this stupid weebposter
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>>69915040
>>69915055
why?
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>>69913566
i call women lad and man all the time
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>>69913476
na na na na na na na na na na na na

thailad
THAIlad
THAILAAAAD!!

thailad!
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>>69915027
lad most people are 162 cm when they are 12-13
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>>69915113
are you actually beautiful?
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>>69915130
not true
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>>69915113
just bang short girls lad

and become funny.
When you're short and funny people forget about the shortness.

Vid related is 4'10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvOZQweFOZg
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>>69915115
A few times between the ages 15-18
I just don't really enjoy the company of people anymore now at age 20
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https://discord.gg/kxnHrfm
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i applied to princeton as a joke so i could frame the rejection lmao it's still in my bedroom at home
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>>69915234
wrong
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>>69915194
just the ones with pinworms
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We say mate as well here in the Netherlands we say "maat" meaning friend
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>>69915079
talk to your doctor you legitimately could have diabetes, if you are fat/do no exercise/drink lots of soft drinks etc. Got a family history of it?
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>>69915234
Would unironically be happy if the Liberals replaced Labour as the primary opposition party.
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>>69915182
I'm 166
>>69915192
I'd say I'm fairly handsome, yes
>>69915204
>and become funny.
I usually have an easy time making women laugh
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>>69915192
its easier to fuck when ur still underage
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>>69915204
>Vid related is 4'10
and a woman, plenty of guys will still fuck her
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18 minutes spacex launch
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>mates texting me to go out
>gf wants me to go round hers
>went out last night with uni mates
>just want to stay in and be an autistic shut-in on /brit/

Pure feels lads.
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>>69915236
QUESTION

Let's say you have great grades, and you wanted to apply for the WORST uni in the country.

Would you be rejected for being overqualified OR would they be over the moon to have you and accept you immediately?

Because I don't even know why "overqualified" is even a word that exists.
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I'm 5'7 and every gallie I've dated has been around the same height
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>>69915295
You what??
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>>69913476
That smug fucking face.
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>>69915267
so what
think I was 168cm at the end of 8th grade
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>>69915266
this 2bh
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5'8 and never held a girls hand

probably more to do with the face
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>>69915236
i framed the receipt thing i got when the police stopped and searched me
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>>69915267
>le thin hair chin beauty

>>69915273
#1. how is that relevant?
#2. not sure if that's true, sex becomes pretty mundane/not a big deal for a lot of people
>>
SpaceX?
Spastics more like
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>>69915302
If you have good predicted grades and applied to a shithole they'd be over the moon and probably give you an unconditional before you even got results

Got an unconditional from Birmingham but ended up rejecting it cos I got grades for Bristol
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>>69915302
doubt it
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>>69915302
they're regulated on placement so if you're clearly memeing them and should be at Cambridge they'd probably reject you
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ahhhhh
fuck the dative case
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>>69915383
meet me in motion toilets tonight
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>>69913540
best documentary of 2016 imo
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>>69915383
Ah yes, the University of Bristol...very impressive.
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>>69915341
I know very well that I'm shorter than average
>>69915362
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>>69915346
pic x
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So apparently it is considered 'cool' to have a 12 inch dick? And men really want to be identified with this?? Women really must laughing their asses off
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>>69915427
It's not a bad uni
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>>69915302
a shit school would accept, yes. it costs money to apply to schools though so generally you wouldnt apply to schools way below your qualifications because its a waste of money
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>>69915259
My weight is fine but I never really exercise and drink lots of soft drinks yeah.
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>>69915427
the best teacher I ever had went there
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lads

my brain is full of scorpions

the reason has been taken prisoner
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anyone got the link to that "no chin tim" cambridge debate thing
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>>69915432
woah is that his kid? How old is the meme photo then?

thin hair chin boy grow big and strong and make your pappa proud
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going on first dates hotel lads
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12106725

http://www.strawpoll.me/12106725

http://www.strawpoll.me/12106725
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8 inches is the ideal willy size
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>>69915443
shan't
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>>69915432
me on the right
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Join us la/lad

https://discord.gg/kxnHrfm
https://discord.gg/kxnHrfm
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listening to jimmy hendricks
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>>69915490
How much soft drink do you consider lots? And how old are you?
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>>69915507
don't worry found it lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWIZ6nPks5s&t=124
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>>69915266
But they're the same
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>>69915531
As a woman I must say I think 14 inches is best.
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>>69915509
I think the meme started in 2012 but the photo might have been older than that
>>69915542
You are a lucky woman
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Unironically believe in ancient aliens somewhat desu
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>>69915567
8 inches is the most popular dildo size
>>
>>69915563
she's incredibly cute
>>
>>69915543

Do you have to sign up to use it?
>>
*tells you what I want, what I really really want*
>>
Doing a cheeky convert to Islam
>>
>>69915612
know her irl and worked with her
>>
>ugly abandoned 70s shitheap due to be demolished and redeveloped
>a billion locals and "celebrities" come out of the woodworks and start protesting and shite

fuck off you cunt shit heads
>>
>>69915617
no
>>
>>69915595
why?
>>
>>69915594
who is thin chin man??
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njYmiuTkOKo

n e w l a n d a b o i s
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>>69915660

did you do sex with her?
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>>69915563
DO WOMEN HAVE NO SENSE OF EMPATHY FOR WHITE MEN?

THEY'LL TAKE A BULLET FOR A SANDNIGGER BUT WHITE MEN GET BURNT.

THEY MUST BE DESTROYED.
>>
>>69915660
doing what lid
did you wank over her accent
>>
>>69915607
because you need 2 inches to hold
>>
>>69915432
>Crusader Kings 2 Eugenics.jpg
>>
I do remember the thin chin may may from back in the day but i kind of ignored it

i remember he used to come to eire

who is he?
>>
I think this is a type of cleat, rather than a bollard. But then, as my wife often tells me, I am just a pedantic old codger.
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>>69915557
19 and like 1 relentless or monster a day at my worst. This week has been a weird exception actually, because I haven't drank any all week apart from a red bull or two.
>>
scared to go down stairs
>>
>>69915688
>DO WOMEN HAVE NO SENSE OF EMPATHY FOR WHITE MEN?
no
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>>69915741
are the normans about
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>when's the last time you were in a relationship, anon?
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>>69915671
An Icelandic kid who's photo became popular after being posted on the Finnish chan by his mates
They even found his fb page
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>>69915737
juniper
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>turn on spacex stream
>first person i see is a black woman

ah yes black women got yanks to the moon after all
>>
>>69915751
yeah I live in Hastings
>>
>>69915812
yasssss queens!
>>
>>69915794
Saudi?
>>
>>69915812
Can you give me a link pl0x?
>>
>>69915563
>that dress at oxford

fuckign disgrace
>>
>>69915563
state of his chin though

inbred posh runt
>>
>>69915737
Haraldur Jón Hannesson
>>
>>69915798
>every single one wearing the 'not like other girls' choker meme

can't make it up
>>
>>69915693
not saying but she doesn't sound that like irl she must have had a sore throat on the day
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>>69915563
God I hate the Union so fucking much. Worst £250 I ever spent.
>>
cold out
>>
Watching the Fassbender rendition of Macbeth

breathtaking atmosphere, cinematography and acting
>>
>>69915820
can't remember
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>>69915812
who gives a shit

so glad I dont see the world with a silly filter like that tbph
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>>69915858
chokers are great
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>>69915667
There is plenty of evidence friend
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>>69915740
>drinking energy drinks
No wonder you're feeling like shit.
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fore minits 2 lunch
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we're all going to make it
>>
Women don't care about your tiny dick, they can't really get off simply by penetration, they want clitoral stimulation and also most women are lesbians naturally...
>>
>>69915737
one poster here once mentioned the meme to him and he just got mad
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>>69915563
what a fucking smug little cunt
>>
cambridge/oxford is literally re,ddit: the university
>>
>>69915905
>knowing TWO girls
FONT
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>>69915740
I drink 1 or 2 energy drinks a day as well
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>>69915878
this 2bh
literally every single aspect of rorkes life is dominated by his obsession of muh shitskins

what a pathetic existence
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there needs to be a test to tell whether your baby will be an abnormie and you can abort to save them the misery
>>
>>69915980
>>69915980
>>69915980
>>
>>69915830

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTmbSur4fcs
>>
can't you tell
I got clientele
on my nextel
>>
Would not mind entering the university of cambridge/oxfords campus and sparking out all the smug little rich posh cunts
>>
>>69915798
2,1,3,5,4
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Some of the lads told me that Strongbow Dark Fruit is a "lesbian drink".

Is that true or are they just memeing
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>>69915817
I'm trying to shag a girl in Hastings but she's bloody difficult desu
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>>69916371
rapist detected
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>>69915999
two lads I knew went to oxbridge and were pretty normal 2bh

eton is the real smug cunt central
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