/brit/

memes

cock wrapped in ham

>I make £50k
>still could only afford a 10m^2 runt habitat on the outskirts of london

HOWLING

>>69910573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

The age of flesh is over, buy one of these and never look back. She will make you happy (ish).

I respect women

>>69910633
id wrap her ham around my cock

>>69910629
London really isn't that expensive

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>depression edition
my time to shine

Used to get a few Tinder matches a day and now I haven't had a single one for a week now

Grim

>>69910672
one of the most expensive cities in the world isnt' it?

>>69910538
Not going to advise you to do anything that'd get you in trouble you, but if you're not going to get over it, a memory of "at least I got the cunt back" might be better in the long run.

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Still hungover

uhhhh all you need is a little experience working in mcdonalds and call centers. these arrogant students know NOTHING about the workforce like I do because I've been working on a construction site for the last 5 years and am glad I didn't go to college because I'll be an electrical engineer making 100k in a few years with this experience and a little trade school
experience > degree. simple as that :^)

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>>69910633

still need a full body pic for tinder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

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>>69910719

>>69910698
had 3 bits of bacon and i feel much better now

>>69910625
consider this: the median salary for a master HVAC technician is $64,000

Operations managers average above $80k, Project managers $70k+ etc.
That's relevant if you don't own the business. We own the business. All of these positions you move your way into through skills learned at trade school and actual on the job experience.

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>>69910719
>>69910756

>>69910760
My appetite is gone, if I ate I think I'd throw it up

>>69910677
>you will never be a retarded animal that appreciates life for what it is

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gf just sent me this

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me and my brothers having breakfast

>>69910672
>£800 flat share
>£1400 studio apartments

ah yes, not that expensive

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-38611265

really makes me think

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British UFC champion

>>69910764
>moving the goalposts
I said mechanical engineering, not a shit tier trade job. if you are too stupid to get into any relevant college then I agree that a trade is a good route

>>69910804
hate it when that happens
had one like that that lasted for 2 days pretty much

>>69910825
dont think that octopus is cook. and why is that bellend on the right eating slices of parmesan? fucking weirdo.

>>69910830
so is it any better in seoul?

feel good about the chances of me attempting before february

>moyes

Ah yes, students vs. wagies.

Sure to be riveting stuff for the next five hours. After that maybe we can debate the merits of living in London vs. the rest of the UK? Or perhaps the benefits of Southern and Northern England? We almost never talk about that.

>>69910873
no it isn't

>>69910888
>tfw student on placement year and conflicted as to where i stand in these arguments

>>69910888
do it again bomber Harris!

>>69910693
He's quite muscular plus always with a group of at least 5
I don't think that's ever going to happen at this point.

I'm just gonna go to bed and try sleep of today, hope I feel less shit when I wake up

>>69910857
He is Hawaiian

>>69910888
you're free to leave. no one here will notice your absence if that makes the decision easier for you.

>>69910870
>pointing out the parmesan
>not the belt on his pants

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>>69910825
David Gandy is a supreme British gentleman.

>>69910835
might have been me

>>69910888
just wait until we start talking about ireland

>>69910934
they're not pants though...

>>69910859
You're wasting years of your life in an institution not getting paid to MAYBE make about what you could make doing fucking commercial heating and air conditioning, WHILE bragging about it and calling me stupid.

It's fucking comical buddy. Good luck to ya.

The guardian?

Not paying for that rag

are there any solutions to fixing a bend in your willy?

>>69910924
I'm sure you could think of something that doesn't end with your face getting bashed in.

Here is a great opportunity for all the British people - http://www.oscar.org.uk/vacancies/Conversational_English_Teacher_id_2829/
You can come in Southern Bulgarian to learn about the "Bulgarian-Turkish" way of life and at the same time teache our Tursk some English. And all this for free.

>>69910981
shut a door on it to bend it the other way a bit

>>69910870
it's normal to eat slices of parmesan

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Reminder

>>69910924
how on earth are you mixing up of and off? fucking hell mate.

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>>69910835
>animated

Chirp chirp, I'm a bird

Nah i'm just kidding, I'm actually a person

can see some lightning in the distance

>>69910960
FOY

>>69911013
>korea
bahahaha

>>69910991
Bulgaria is very cheap but it's also bit of a depressing place with rude people
The women are however 10 times better looking than British women

>>69911093
retard

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GERRA DA MAAAH PAAAAAB

>0 bed studio share in Manhattan
>$9 million a day

lol rondon soe expensive xD

>>69910966
>not getting paid
I AM getting paid for my co-op, as mentioned before. how fucking thick are you?
>MAYBE make about what you could make doing fucking commercial heating and air conditioning
the field I'm in has an average starting wage of what an experienced hvac tradie makes with near 20% projected job growth, nice try though you deluded cunt.
get back to installing air conditioning units mr. """business owner"""

after talking to an aussie in the navy tonight, i realised i am not that australian

im too metro, some of these cunts are insane.

people keep saying good things about me and i'm trying to make it not go to my head but it's difficult

(humble bragging desu)

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>>69910991
>Minimum commitment 1 year. This position is non-salaried, as all WEC personnel look to God to provide their personal needs.

>>69911181
nationalism is a lack of intelligence anon

>>69910991
chiba mangal

Sydney is so full that my imaginary friend pays rent

>>69911156
Count your pennies, read your books. If you keep at it someday you might have an actual career making coffee for an executive and a mortgage you can't afford.

>>69910835
>it made me feel uncomfortable
>i was offended
>i contacted TFL
*looks at author name*

ah, women

>>69911185
what people

>>69911145
Post the cheapest liveable london apartment(no sharing) you can find, that's within commuting distance of the centre

blud the levels are very high

>>69911203
that seems like an unintelligent generalisation 2bh

>>69911245
>housing in the center of major global cities is expensive

wow hory shet !!!!!! ping pong zhao xiang !!!

>>69911238
my project manager, some seniors, and general colleagues as well

>>69911231
>Siobhann Tighe
what is this

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accurate or not?

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does britain have marmots

>>69911281
oh, are any of them women? if not then who cares

>>69911286
Surprisingly yes

They've pinned it down perfectly

reminder that the runt who keeps claiming london isn't expensive is the same runt that keeps claiming london in 90% white

>>69911214
Enjoy the sun...
...oh, w8

>>69911303
no

>>69911229
Count your pennies, install those aircon units. If you keep at it someday you might have an actual career making coffee for an hvac tradie manager and a mortgage you can't afford.

Forgot how easy it was to be manipulated as a teenager.

the lasagne turned out fucking diabolical

>>69910859
If you do a 4 year trade program you are guranteed at least 70'000$ after 4 years. If you do a 4 year degree you can maybe get 50,000$ IF you can find a job.

There is a ton of room for growth as well. A college degree will leave you as a wage slave but if you're an electrician or a plumber and you want to start your own business all you need is a van and enough float to do your first job.

Or you can be a project manager or an inspector most of whom make 6 figures.

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ah yanks
*sigh

>>69911357
>4 year trade program
what's this

a pHD in plumbing?

>>69911286
Not very. Find it on Reddit?

https://twitter.com/thebipolarbunny

hmmmm...interesting

>>69911353
did you use ragu from a jar like a prole?

>>69911279
The difference between us is that I can afford one and you can't

stay mad ahmed :)

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>nationalism is a lack of intelligence anon

>>69911336
Someday, when you're old enough, you'll understand what I'm talking about.

>>69911371
its funny because most of those could actually be legit names for places

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Just got dumped lads, she's moving back to Portugal and doesn't want me to go with her. I know, there's probably some Portugese Deano waiting for her when she goes back

>>69911397
>packed into massive tower blocks
wow horey shet so cheap

>>69911303
>even the yanks' squirrels are obese

>>69911332
interesting

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>>69911383

>>69911391
no I just didn't have any white sauce

>>69911426
hooking up with a foreigner is always a bad idea long term

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Tristram hunt is the new director of the V&A and is going to start charging £5 entry fee

Thoughts?

>>69911426
Good. Fuck your race mixing

eating a kitkat

>>69911419
Someday, when you're still installing aircon units without a degree, you'll understand what I'm talking about.

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>>69911430
>tower blocks are bad

considering you have no real arguments, I shan't be replying to you any more.

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hmmm

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>>69911426
>dond worry my friend, I take good care of her heh

>>69911455
its not like ill go anyway

>>69911475
so-called experts

>>69911470
I'm part spanish mate

>>69911449
Yeah, but English girls are a nightmare these days. Their standards are ridiculously high

bought some jam doughnuts

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>>69911455
Cunt.

>tfw you spent Trump's election night on /int/ instead of /pol/

How tragic am I?

>>69911483
lel

>>69911379
Thats how trades work buddy

You work for 10 months and then go to school for 2 months.

You do it three or four times and you got yourself a plumbing degree

>>69911475
EXPERT at getting boyfriends (have had over 100 boyfriends)

>>69911519
>I'm part spanish mate

You have to go back

>>69911475
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>69911523
what kind of doughnuts does bob marley like?
he likes the ones with jam in

>>69911523
Christ, calm down mate you're living on the edge

>>69911455
Ahh yes.
The """"""left"""""".
As a centrist with extremist views I oft don't feel sympathy for a chap as radical as Corbyn but given the absolute STATE of the left I can only sympathise with him and his supporters.

absolutely fuming at how fast this thread is

need to keep un/pinning it from the catalog

>>69911455
Good. The biggest problem with a lot of museums these days (indeed most historical sites) are they're filled to the brim with loud, uncultured foreigners, idiots and tourists who use it as an indoor café/babysitter/shelter from the rain. Charging a fee might at least keep the lookyloos out.

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lads

Churchill's wife

Would you bang?

>>69911473
Nah probably not. I'm 3rd generation in this business and hoping to also move into our real estate ventures.

Next time I'm at the beach house I'll be sure to do a toast to arrogant college students when I make my morning Tequila Sunrise, though.

>>69911483
I can't stop laughing at this cos that's actually something Ronaldo would say

Never had a dream come true
Til the day that I got a (You)

>>69911475
business idea: revoke all rights for women and make them property of their father/husband

>>69911557
/pol/ is tragic

IN TEARS LADS

https://www.fb.com/wil.jones.50/videos/10100264264251984/

>shave
>look 14
VERY impressive

funny how muslims are universally despised all over the globe and even hate each other.

but its definitely not their fault in any way.

fucking lol.

>>69911557
absolutely nothing warrants even a minute on /pol/

fake history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wfrDhgUMGI

Is the NHS really as shit as people are making it out to be?

what's this references meme when applying for job lads

never been asked for any

how are you supposed to battle through another 60 years with such regret already on your mind

https://twitter.com/Slate/status/820044120991420416

>>69911678
>>69911703
niggers

>>69911684
like danny 2bh

last true cockney geeza'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNK96CrHb8o

>>69911706
i keep having bad experiences with them, but it's not shit per se, it's obviously a great idea

>>69911706
it's a bit shit

the main problem is that there isn't enough funding going to the right places
there's an excessive amount of middle management (HR) that you could probably gut 99% of and divert the money elsewhere and it'd sort things out nicely

also old people and junkies need to stop wasting the NHS's time

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Gf isn't talking to me lads

>>69911746
the mans made a millions without any talent, how can you like him?

https://twitter.com/KaliSweep/status/820297570593292288

lel

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>>69911757

>>69911757
>gf
so u finally got to shag her huh

>>69911757
Should just get a new gf

>>69911757
isheep btfo

>>69911757
she probably drunkenly kissed another bloke and is so ashamed she can't bear talking to you

>>69911786
>without any talent

not true, if you watch his very early work you can see he's actually a good actor

which probably developed into the hardman meme persona he has now

>>69911641
>business was literally handed to him
ahhhh yes, this is starting to make sense. but i'll heed the advice you've given me that you haven't even done yourself. just join a trade, work hard at it for a few years, then I'll be a manager or ceo making 100k
considering you are arguing with a college student on an anime image board at 11am, you must be doing really big things, kek

>>69911455
not a bad idea if it's all re-invested

Should I do a Dental Nurse apprenticeship?

A bunch of socialists tried to give me a leaflet in town today and I looked and them with disgust

>>69911848
Are you female?

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>A bunch of socialists tried to give me a leaflet in town today and I looked and them with disgust

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>>69911757
>dw about it
>night

Lads whats that recent chart song which is sort of DnB/dubstep-ish and repeats something like 'dont want to love you baby' over and over

>>69911684
>do I look nervous? don't feel it

crease

>>69911864
No.

I'm a straight male.

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>fancied twins in high school(fancied 1 more than the other, but its only natural to be attracted to both based on looks)
>tell my best friend in confidence
>he tells everyone
>become known as that guy who loves tihngs in pairs
>everyone asks if I want 2 of everything when I ask for something from then on

fuck sake, i trusted you man

>>69911757

the silent treatment is a typical passive aggressive female behaviour

>>69911881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCoFHjTJ26w

>>69911898
Then no.

>tfw brother keeps getting tagged in photos with peng girls now he's at uni

kinda jealous but proud at the same time

>>69911706
My experiences with the NHS have not been good.

>>69911925
utter mong

I have South American friends
I have North American friends
I have European friends
I have Aus/NZ friends.
I have chink friends.
I have poo in loo friends.
I have sandnigger friends.

But I don't have friends from Africa.
And it pisses me off.

*(Friends means anonymous posters on 4chan. I have no actual friends.)

Literally nothing wrong with the NHS. Only people that complain are people in london/Birmingham etc where they have 300,000 immigrants clogging the system

Edinburgh > Londonistan

listening to george michael

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Spoke to a girl last night and she said she wants to move to America but only after Trump stops being the president

>mfw

>>69911904
>bullied throughout high school
>moves to asia as an adult

>>69911904
>>69911904
good post

>>69911925
*boshes some mandy*

>>69911968
Listening to dead people is spiritually unsound

>>69911945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-yZ5PawoRU

>>69911972
ahaha this swede knows

daily reminder gay marriage isn't irreversible and we can still change this.

>>69911972
best post by a swede ever

>>69911904
I had a chance to fuck some twins once when I was on holiday in France, they were Dutch and pretty qt but I got too drunk and passed out

are you ready for the ruffneck bass

>>69911972
perfect

>>69911829
Ah yes, the golden boy from A Beautiful Mind insinuating that I don't work for my money, after bragging about how rich he thinks he'll be with his paperwork money, because we're closed on weekends.

You're right though, arguing with teenagers on the internet is a waste of my time off. Hope they put a big Gold Star on your hard earned diploma, just for you.

show me science exists and then I'll believe it

le arse scored a fluke

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>>69911909
hasn't spoken to me in over a week lad

not sure this is a game

been racking my brain to think what I could have said/done to make her go off me like this but I can't think of anything

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really gets the neurons talking

>>69912067
What song is this?

>>69911829
>>69912038
fucking shut up you pathetic, stubborn, useless, RUNTS

>>69912046
would be jealous but this would give my hives

>>69912046
that carpet is disgusting. sort your life out.

>>69912038
>>69911829
>two Yanks arguing about Yankee things

Surely there's a better venue for this?

>>69912046
alright trayvon haha

>>69912060
why aren't you making more of an effort to contact her? like going round to hers?

>>69911972
can't I just post in peace

got shagged in the arse again

>>69912078
not sure mate, have you tried googling the lyircs? might help

6 days

>>69912078
Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen

>>69912130
perhaps if you didnt spend 3 hours screeching and defending your new country against nobody
insecure runt

>>69912132
>flag

checks out

>>69912067
is ruffneck even a word

>>69912060
write a long reply about how you weren't feeling very well that night due to something serious (lie)

also tell her that you really like her and that you want to see her again

OR

tell her that shes a roastie

>tfw a mate kept asking who i had a crush on but i couldn't say cause it was his gf

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>>69912046

Migrant here

AMA

>>69912168
Haven't you got a JJB branch to manage deano? That new build and entry-level merc C class won't pay for themselves you know

>>69912060

yeah but if she wasn't retarded she would just tell you what the problem is

by giving you the silent treatment she is trying to exert control over you. it means she's incredibly insecure.

>tfw a mate kept asking who i had a crush on but i couldn't say cause it was his mum

>>69912204
When are you going back home?

>>69912204
how do planes work

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HOW WILL I KNOW?

>>69912190
Yeah I've been there, don't try anything unless you don't value his friendship

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@212
>getting bullied so badly you run away across the world to escape

Just found out I have a great aunt that was German

Wtf I love uncontrolled mass immigration now

>>69912239
this was in year 9 i was just thinking cause of the koreanonce's story

>>69911972
I get it

wew orange tiem

Coffee: 10 minutes ago
Poo: NOW

which suicide method leaves the most handsome corpse

Just found out that my chow mein is chinese and my car is French

Wtf I love uncontrolled mass immigration now

>>69912301
OD or gas yourself

>>69912301
suffocation by exit bag or car i assume

>>69912301
intentional cocaine overdose

>>69912292
love a coffee poo desu

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>Elliot Rodger has probably been reduced to a pile of bones by now

Makes me think

>>69912038
>insinuating that I don't work for my money
no, I'm insinuating you are a massive hypocrite for preaching "dude just learn a trade and move up the ranks lmao" when you are head of a fucking passed down business. you have no idea what you are talking about. not ever going to be a blue collar tradie like you, sorry. you keep pretending as if there are no jobs for college grads, despite my field's projecting growth is nearly 20%, which you can't seem to process
>w-we're closed today
and you have nothing better to do, kek. sounds like you're raking in the dough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjAoz5Z3mKk&feature=youtu.be

blubbing lads x

did an ancestry test and it turns out i'm snownigger

wtf i love immigrants now

>>69912301
shooting yourself in the heart

>>69912332
Such is the fate of everyone

>>69912292
does indeed fire up the ol' bowel

>>69911286
>liberal catholics
theres literally no such thing though haha

Fucking hell lads, my hairline has started receding so I thought fuck it I'd just shave my head. Yesterday in work I got called into HR and questioned about my 'new look' I said I just started shaving because I thought it looked good and the HR woman said I was intimidating people of colour in the office and that I should get a normal haircut or get a warning for anti social behaviour.

This is modern Britain

>>69912332
>i'm older now than he was on the day
really forces a pondering

>>69912301
Carbon monoxide poisoning. It's also the most painless as you basically just fall asleep.

>>69912327

Doesn't sound very fun

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>>69911904
>told my friend I liked this girl when I was 9
>he goes right up and tells her in front of me
>she says "I don't like him, he's ugly."
>now I'm 24 and I'm still alone.

>declined a Deano a loan today

I had to hide my smirk

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relaxing

>>69912366
doubtful

>>69912333
F U C K O F F Y A N K
U
C
K

O
F
F

Y
A
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On 17 July he telephoned Sanderson's twin sister Diane and told her Claire was ill with glandular fever and wanted her to visit. When Diane arrived at the flat that evening she too was beaten with a hammer after being tortured with a disposable razor and scissors and sexually assaulted. She had been "hogtied" and her left nipple was completely bitten off. Police believe Hobson may have eaten it. The cause of her death was determined to be strangulation. Her head was also covered with a plastic bag and ligatures were found on her wrists, ankles and neck. Her pubic hair had been shaved and she had been sexually assaulted.

>look into family history
>I'm basically just danish and scottish

hmm

Got invited to pub by a friend and there were 4 fullblown sjws. Used "they/them" for pronouns and called me "the cis". Fucking thought this was a meme not reality.

>>69912378
>this is how the corrigan's of the world "get their own back"

>>69912375
friends asked out a girl for me even though i didn't want them to and she said no because i was 'strange'

could have been worse in hindsight

>>69912369
would still feel grim

best way would be to drug yourself unconscious beforehand

>>69912333
I'm not the head of a passed down business, he hasn't retired yet

I'm a technician, and you're still delusional.

>>69912426
fantastic post

>>69912426
>corrigans
I'm the bank manager of a natwest mate

>>69912406
how did you go about looking into it?

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>wear a new long sleeve
>2 people have already complimented me

I'm a fashion god

>>69912425
did ya?

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@Thailad
haha what are you like mate

>>69912425
why didn't you leave on the spot

Ban assault cliffs

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-38624760

watched mr turner yesterday
didnt understand half the word that were said

>>69912481
Is that confirmed thailad?

>>69912481
>ladies

>>69912504
judeanon?

>>69912477
Yes, Didn't tell them i was trans but they were right cunts.

>>69912492
It was interesting to watch in a car crash sort of way.

can these 2 fucking yanks please PLEASE leave or i'm going to fucking HEEM both of them

>>69912504
post fucking machine

watched schindlers list yesterday
didnt understand half the word that were said

>>69912467
exactly.

a corrigan.

>>69912510
no
thailad's black

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really want a 2nd chance at adolescence

HOWLING at the YouTube """celebrity""" vloggers all coming out and saying they all suffer from severe depression because - fucking listen to this - they have too much money.

I hate how depression has become le fashionable personality quirk xD

/brit/ chancellor of the exchequer here

things aren't looking good lads. cuts will be forthcoming

>>69912468
I asked my mum and dad
and then I asked my dad's uncle
and then I asked my mum's mum

puts together a fairly good graph from their knowledge
though this is only ~4 generations of stuff

>>69912493
shouldn't have said his music was shit then

>>69912510
no, found it on normiebook

>>69912450
>would still feel grim
Nope feels pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiEJKvbpOF0

>>69912522
didn't ya?

>>69912504
oy gevalt! how anti semetic for those goys not to include hebrew subtitles

>need to sign up for online banking
>asks me questions about when i opened an old current account and when i started paying for my phone bill, with 4 different options
>don't know the answers, so do a random guess
>they get accepted

ah yes quality security

>>69912383

would be a bit noisy

>>69912536
nonce

>>69912549
ah thats handy
all my grandparents are dead

>>69912536
why? nothing really matters during adolescence

>>69912537
i read the ol' una bombers manifesto and i now believe that everyone in the first world is suffering from severe depression due to the progress of technology

>>69912573
You type like an aspie

>>69912461
>I'm the delusional one
hmm yes, you seem to be working really hard at getting that position that will be passed down to you. what was your advice to me again?
>a guy who installs fucking air conditioners is lecturing me

Can you hear 180kg?

>>69912621
You can do one of those DNA tests where they give you a rough idea of your ancestry

>>69912620
;)
>>69912632
its the easiest time to make friends and the most acceptable time to be inexperienced with the opposite sex

>>69912637
hes not wrong
I'd love to work with my hands than on a poxy computer

>>69912516
whos that

>>69912467
Corrigan is Mark's surname in Peep Show. He works for a credit firm. Not hard to join the dots.

>>69912683
he's currently committing suicide after arsenal just went up by 4

>>69912688
aunty did this and it turns out i'm danish also lmao

>>69912683
haven't seen him for ages
glad desu

>>69912537
Most people don't know what depression is desu, hey think it's just being sad

>>69912709
a jewish boy that used to post in sverigetråden (fucking machines)

came on multiple meet-ups, too

>>69912625
pass the zoot senpai

>>69912692
>its the easiest time to make friends
that will part their own way once you get past adolescence
>most acceptable time to be inexperienced with the opposite sex
so what? do you think it'll be easier to fuck if you re-do your adolescence?

>>69912709
post fucking machines

>>69912467
>>69912715
kek he's quite literally Corrigan

>>69912688
>paying a corporation to put your DNA into a database forever
when they start replacing people with clones they'll be the first to go

>he doesn't have light coloured eyes

What happened to poleaboo? Is he in prison?

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thinking a think

>>69912797
>deadnaming

fucking cis scum, she's called monica now, respect her pronouns you fucking bigot

>>69912742
nope not him

>>69912797
got poo on his willy and died of a bacterial infection

>>69912797
think hes dead, in all honesty

genderswitcharoos dont last very long, i believe

>>69912796
what about dark blue

>>69912529
Let me translate

"oy vey let us have israel"

>>69912797
his mummy took his laptop away and he got his library banned from 4chan so he just shitposts on his blog from his local library

>>69912797
Not been on steam in 54 days so god only knows.

>>69912797
check his blog

>>69912796
They might as well have 2 anuses in their faces 2bh

>>69912840
They're light coloured eyes

when I say light coloured I mean not brown

>>69912838
I've been "genderswitcharoo" for years and i aint dead yet.

Not even an arseman but there's a bit of a milf woman at work with such a nice arse I can't help staring.

>>69912838
some of them do if their dysphoria is properly treated

>>69912922
nigger