How do you say "I'm cumming" in your language?

Ej laska wypadła ci podpaska

>>69909561
Cyke Blyat?

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>>69909561
>podpaska

>>69909593
Gruby wieprz?

hochu chau aj konchau

>>69909536
Ya konchayu.

>>69909620
>Gruby wieprz?
first search result: http://www.czerwonywieprz.pl/pl/

??

>nyt tulee soossia

Sha obosrus

>me corro

jaksakjskjaksj

>>69909536
Tryskam or Spuszczam się depending on the amount and speed of sperm.

>>69909742
> Sha obosrus
Are you a gay or something

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JAM TU U PRIIIIIISH AAAAAAHH

It is supposed to be said "me corro"

But that's theory, I haven't actually told anyone that

>>69909742
Skhodi luchshe v tualet, zachem kvartiru portit'?

>>69909536
"Jeg kommer" på dit sporg?

>>69909728
>vittu mää laukeen

>>69909536
EZ AZ NYELD LE! KI NE MERD KÖPNI A KURVA ANYÁDAT!

>>69909844
>sporg
sperg ...
sperm?

אני גומר
I am finishing

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I'M 'BOUT TO SCOODILY SPLOOSH ALL OVER YOUR DANGER STICK

>>69909536
HINGEROOSTIS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzw1iy0BY3s

>>69909536
Dochodzę :3

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>>69909536
>implying I'm allowed to cum

Eu tô gozando

Qed Inġiba
I am getting it

French doesn't really have anything because we don't really have a progressive verb tense. It'd be awkward to say "Je suis en train de jouir", and nobody says "Je jouis"

So at best they'll just scream or moan loudly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0aoquU_bN0

Fugg :--DD

>>69909536
ik kom klaar
ik kom klaar
ik kom klaartje halen

>>69912444
>åååh muhamed jag vill komm

Gecci :DDDD

>>69912689
Its more like "oohhh Pekka give me that big mongol cock" tbqh

yarraaaak

>>69909536
Ich bin kummend

>>69912390
That's a bit of a letdown, isn't it?

estoy por acabar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0aoquU_bN0

>>69912273
Giggled

Za dom Spremni

>>69909536
na ssalgu gatte ssanda

Mi ĉuras.

>>69909536
fe-fe-fe-fe-fe-fe-feeee-FEE-FEE-FEE-FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fe

>>69915039
No, that is not right.

>>69910843
Sauce

>>69912390
Dirty talk sounds really awkward in French. Except maybe really romantic lovemaking kind of dirty talk.

French is pretty good for romantic stuff in general, I guess.

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>I'M NAKKIVENE

>>69912390
>Je vais finir
Tout simplement

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i,ikuuuuuuuuuuuu ichyauuuuuuuuuuu ikuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>69909536
it depends, if you're a white mexican you say "estoy a punto de expeler liquido seminal", but if not, you just scream "AAyyyyyyyyy!!!"

>>69916759
I can't imagine anyone saying that during sex.

>>69916941
No one has ever mentioned it was a strange thing to say to me desu

no kjem eg

>>69916853
she is saying
”my womb is descending !!”

>>69916676
Can you talk romantic in french to me please

سكايرم تنتمي الي دولة الخلافة
:3

>>69916509
https://myreadingmanga.info/fatalpulse-asanagi-danke%E2%99%A5dankei%E2%99%82revolution-kantai-collection-kancolle-eng/

>>69909536
Nak terpancut ni! Ahhh~

>>69912390
Don't they say
"je viens"

>>69909536
Idem striekať./Už som.

>>69917590
Thank you

>>69917682
Rather
"Sauce blanche, chef ?"

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>>69912859
quit that shit before theres no return

Ik kom ( I come / I'm coming )

Ik kom klaar ( literally: I come clear / I come done / What it means: I'm finishing )

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気持ちい〜〜〜!

>>69917767
Quèque

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我要射出來了

>>69912390
>"Je suis en train de jouir"
>"Je jouis"

HAHA lmao that sounds so awkward

>>69917145
va en enfer sale sous-race de rosbif, mille soixante-six meilleure année de ma vie

OP je peder.

>>69916759
>>69917682
No, that's just weird, no one say that

>multa tulee
>nyt laukee nalli
>nysse tulee

Me voy ;_;

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>>69917145
Anon, je... je crois que je t'aime. Depuis qu'on s'est rencontré il y a quelques secondes, ma vie a été bouleversée. Je ne pense plus qu'a toi. Tes commentaires sur ce forum d'ombres chinoises me remplissent de joie, et me font vraiment réfléchir. J'ai envie de te couvrir de (you) dès que je te vois, de checker tes doubles tendrement.

Je n'ai jamais ressenti ce genre de choses, avec qui que se soit.

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Olen tulossa

>>69920763
Nadie dice esa weá excepto cuando cuanto no se te para kek

أنا قادم لكم وقحة الألمانية

>>69920627
>no one would say that
Je sais pas comment tu as accès aux chambres de toute la population francophone, ou bien serait-ce que tu décretes une vérité générale seulement et entièrement basée sur ce que toi tu estimes correct ou non ?

>>69909536
SPECIAL SAUCE, COMING RIGHT UP!

>>69920824
This is so beautiful. I need more.

I don't know how to feel sexually in regards to this thread.


Atleast you guys haven't started posting voocaroos yet, h-hah

>>69921562
I hope someone does this. Just for laughs. Haha.

>>69920853
Muestra las tetas maraca culia.

>>69921738
Haha, yeah. It'd be really funny if, maybe, I don't know a french guy with a slightly feminine sounding voice would make a voocaroo of himself moaning in french.

Haha, yeah. Mental, right?

Estoy acabando, Estoy por acabar, which means I am about to finish.

>>69917839
How anti-climactic (hehehe).

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>>69921825
Y-You're a joker.

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>>69909536
BOŞALIYORUM

>>69921954
Haha, I'm just making it up as I go along. Speaking of which, imagine how funnier it'd be if a fellow Brit with a slightly feminine voice made a voocaroo of himself moaning and begging to be "filled with thick, manly cocks"

That'd be pretty hilarious, right?

>>69921825
>french guy with a slightly feminine sounding voice would make a voocaroo of himself moaning in french.
O-Oh my.

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>>69922087
That would be pretty funny. I would be surprised if they enjoyed it.

>>69922093
>>69922239
Alright but consider this humdinger, boys.

A cute and dainty little Russian makes a voocaroo of himself moaning in broken english about wanting to be filled up with your cum and here's the catch; he includes pictures.

Now that'd be hot- funny.

>>69922302
Just imagine: a cute slavic twink in thigh-highs begging to suck my masculine american cock, giving me a sultry look as I unbutton my shirt exposing my hairy broad chest to that boyish sex-kitten -- that'd be hilarious, ha!

>>69922087
>>69922302
You're a riot, friendo. [spoiler]u gay tho?[/spoiler]

Ti sborro negli occhi

>>69922664
very of the funny , yes yes

"tuoj baigsiu" or "nuleisiu!", i've no idea to be honest, dirty talk sounds insanely awkward and out of place in lithuanian

>>69922664
Haha what a corny situation that'd be, anon! I'd be mastur-laughing so much if that actually happened

>>69909536
>Beléd fogok spriccelni

>>69922709
haha i guess it would add to the joke if i had a gay streak in me.

yes.

>>69909536
Ich bin kommend.

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VITTU NYT LENTÄÄ LOHKARE
LAPSI TIIVISTE TULLEE
MIE OON TULLOSSA
SPERMAA LENTÄÄ
MAITOTIIVISTE TULOSSA

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>>69921458
C'est simple, tu me rends heureux. Je ne sais même pas comment j'ai pu vivre aussi longtemps sans toi, même quand nous sommes séparés pendant seulement quelques heures j'ai envie, non, j'ai besoin de te voir, de te serrer dans mes bras, de t'embrasser.

Je veux tout faire pour te rendre tout ce bonheur que tu me procures.

>>69923491
voocaroo now please

>>69923479

MAITO IRTOO SEPARAATTORISTA

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>>69923491
I'm going to swoon.

Please be my friend.

>>69909536
ik ga kakken

>>69909536
I don't know.

The past - "I cummed" - would be:
"Mul läks pauk lahti"
Literally. "on me went bang open"

Although I don't think females use this.

Dirty talk in general sounds pretty dumb in Norwegian, but you could say "Jeg kommer", literally "I am coming". No idea if people actually say this in real life though ;_;

>>69923715
Please more

>>69912390
"Il semblerait que je sois sur le point d'éjaculer"

But screaming like fucking animals is good too :^)

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>>69923491

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjZwz3yxS9I

>maggiofags
Yes, that is what the song is really about

>>69923900
You can also say "läks lahti" (went open)

But I don't know much else, Estonian sexual language is a mystery to me.

>tfw no German or Austria cowtit fetish bf who dirty talks in heavily accented English while groping me

I await death.

>>69909536
ech ferten ganz dass main geschlechtsorgan kuerz fierdrun ass meng geschlechtsflessegkeet auszestoussen waat dozou feieren keint dass am fall wou ech mat engem weiblegen individuum umgang sinn mech weiderzeplanzen zur fusioun fun eisen geschlechtszellen feieren keint daat zu engem meichromosomhaltegen menschlegen wiesen an soumadder zur befruchtung feieren kéint

>>69909536
"Estoy por largar"
>I'm about to throw

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>>69923491
This just makes me want a french boyfriend.

>>69924239
That sounds a bit inelegant but it works

>>69924178
So I presume you have cowtits?

>>69921097
>flag

>>69925004
Yes.

>>69923556
>>69923681
>>69924871
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ssD6Jl3NOd

I don't have a cute voice, though.

>>69925289
Well, I wish you all the best for your search.

>>69925289
will a /balt/ do

>>69925308
This is so cute! CUTE!

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are all brits gay?

>>69925308
I want to love you so hard right now. I genuinely want to hold your hand, what the fuck.

>>69925413
Thank you.

>>69925461
NO

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>>69925893
Is this going to turn into a fight?

>>69925947
Square go like, come on then. I'll fight you for love. Alternatively, I'll love you too - if that's what you're jealous of

>>69925914
this is not a very nice post

>>69912390
>tfw fucking a qt irish and experiencing dirty talking for the first time

feelsgoodman.mp4

>>69909536
d judä sind schuld

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The once great British empire has fallen so low

>>69926087
>low
We're reaching new highs, ghengis.

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>>69909536
Me corro.

>>69925914
will a brit do

>>69926238
That artist does some really weird shit.

>>69925308
>>69925973
He is mine!

>Japanese: I'm going
>English: I'm coming
this is why Japenis and western people don't understand each other?

>>69910822
...
Does this sound like "Ani gomer"? Lel, jews love simpsons?

eg spini

Nyt tursuttaa

>>69927532
Nah-uh

>>69924031
>lahti
isnt that a finnish city

>>69928221
yes
also word for bay or gulf
rly makes u think...............

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>>69909536
I wouldn't know.

ANA BAGEBHOM
don't say that though, it sounds weird

>>69928221
It means "bay" in Finnish (Estonian: laht)

The word "lahti" in Estonian, meaning "open" doesn't have a standard Finnish cognate; only in dialects. Also Izhorian and Votic.

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>>69928133
Love me.

>>69928507
Now that I can do <3

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>>69926087

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>>69922783
>Ti sborro negli occhi

Can somebody just put a penis in my mouth?!

>>69928899
Sure

>>69928899
*unzips* this one's for January 13th 1991,friendo

>>69928899
gay browjob is completely illegal in ruski desu

>>69928970
Slap my chin with your ball sack, daddy.

>>69909536
eyaculo!!

Uaarg smäigä lentää

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>no finnish love messages

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>>69929450
mmmm kiimaiset sex pakarat joiden takana pinkki ryppy reikä...,,,hekuman huipulle asti lipittäsin....,,,sen jälkeen mahlat tuli punaisille häpy huulille laskisin...,,,hhhhnnnnggggggg

>>69929545
Lewd.

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>>69929545
>mmmm horny sex behind the buttocks with a pink ryppyreikä ... ,,, up to the top of lust lipittäsin .... ,,, then came Mahalath the red cunt lips would you ... ,,, hhhhnnnnggggggg

You have a way with words, my friend.

>>69929739
Please write more love messages.

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>>69929665
oooh,,,,,,ihana runnkaus,,,,,tykkään runkat a spermaa,,,,multa tullee sperma,,,,,,isot tissit,,,,,,,,,,,,,,tihaabnat tissit,,,,mää runkkaan niillle,,,,,,,,,,,tullee spermaa tissille,,,,,,,

>>69929739
wrinklehole = ryppyreikä
lipittäisin = lick

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>Me corro.
>Me vengo.
>Estoy eyaculando.
>Estoy experimentando un orgasmo.

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>>69929789
>
ooh vidunderlige runnkaus ,,,,,, ,,,,, jeg runkat en sædcelle sædceller er risiko for at do ,,,, ,,,,,, store bryster ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, tihaabnat bryster, ,,, systemet runkkaan niillle ,,,,,,,,,,, sandsynligvis sperm tissille ,,,,,,,

>>69929450
mm.. Mikäs neidillä mielesä kun hymyilyttää??? Taitaa kyrpää tehdä mieli,,? ;)) ellen ihan väärässä ole. Voisin vittusi uumaan tunkea kyrpäni,,se sykkii sisälläsi tunnet kuinka mahla mehut valuu vittuusi,,, Vai liekkö jo neiti saanut tarpeekseen?? Hymystä päätellen,,, Oikein häpykumpusi pullistuu,,tyllerö vittu :))

>>69909536
>>69912390
J'éjacule

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>>69929948

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>>69929911
Uuuh, mikäs bottia noin piipityttää,,, taitaa tehdä robokyrpää mieli,,, annas kun setä vähän penetroituu,,, uuuh, botti vittu ;)

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And I used to think /fit/ was the gayest board on this site.

>>69929862
>Estoy experimentando un orgasmo.
Ah, sí. Mi buena humana del sexo opuesto. Ahora es que tengo la reacción fisiológica de gran placer. Estoy expulsando mis fluidos reproductivos.

Otvori usta

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>>69930049
Tekis jo suoraan sen pornovideon... Mmm slurpps :) Impi vittuun revittelisin,, oikein isän nuijalla kjeh =) Sexx wauu mitkä muodot emännällä,,, ottaneeko kurkkuun?? Takaan tyydytyksen emäs tyllerölle.. Vittuansa panttaa.. Vaan minulle antaisi.. Slurpps maiskis. Rehumaton levittäisin kartanooni.. Siellä aamuun asti tyydytyksen takaisin tyllerölle!

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>>69929776
Je pourrais te parler de l'amour que j'ai pour toi pendant des heures. Tout ce qui fait toi, toi: ta façon de parler, de bouger, ton odeur tes passions, tes yeux, ton visage, ta bouche, ton corps: tout cela ne fait que renforcer ma passion pour toi. Dès que je découvre une nouvelle facette de ta personnalité, j'en tombe immédiatement amoureux.

Rien ne me rend plus heureux que de me réveiller tout les matins à tes côtés et de passer le plus de temps possible avec toi.

Ahhhhh eu vô gozar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5vL_A9N7ZA

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>>69930344
More!

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>>69920831
>tulossa

>>69930344
I want to hold your hand, kiss you, take you out to a fancy diner and then marry you

>>69930584
C'est étrange, je n'sais pas ce qui m'arrive ce soir, je te regarde comme pour la première fois.Je n'sais plus comment te dire, mais tu es cette belle histoire d'amour
que je ne cesserai jamais de lire.Tu es d'hier et de demain...de toujours ma seule vérité.
Tu es comme le vent qui fait chanter les violons et emporte au loin le parfum des roses.

Voilà mon destin te parler, te parler comme pour la première fois.

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>Minä tulen

>>69925308
That was so painfully awkward to listen to as a french man
Nice voice though, it seems like you really mean it.
Fait du théâtre anon, ce serait super.

>>69930145
Shit our languages are so close I completly understood even though I never learnt spanish a day in my life.

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>>69931065
A-Amazing

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>>69931175
>That was so painfully awkward to listen to as a french man

I can imagine, it was kinda awkard to record too. Merci! I did theatre actually: at school, in middle and highschool.

>>69930843
I wouldn't be against that at all, anon.

>>69930584
J'aimerais pouvoir te serrer dans mes bras pour toujours: que le temps s'arrête, sauf pour nous deux, que l'on se blottissent l'un contre l'autre et qu'on s'aiment sans s'inquiéter du reste du monde. Rien n'est plus important pour moi que toi. Tu es devenu mon monde, mon tout.

>>69924186
no.

I wonder how Germans have Sex. It must sound awkward as fuck.

t. only non-german gfs

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>>69931884
Go on.

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>>69931884
I would marry your voice in an instant desu

>>69931121
minä tulen, sinä tulet, tämä tulep, meie tulemme, teie tulette, nämät tulevät

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>>69931961
When germans have sex they fuck an entire continent.

>>69932248
minä tulen, sinä tulet, hän tulee, me tulemme, te tulette, he tulevat
;)

I swear I'm not Gay but my dick maybe.

Fuck, this thread is way gayer than anything on /fit/

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>>69931986
J'aimerais que le monde entier sache à quel point tu es parfait, et à quel point tu me rends heureux. J'ai envie de le dire à tout les gens que je croise dans la rue. Quand je sors avec toi, j'ai envie de te prendre la main et de ne jamais la lâcher, de te prendre dans les bras et de t'embrasser dès que possible. Je veux que le monde soit jaloux de notre bonheur. Tu es la lumière de ma vie.

>>69932430
>this thread is way gayer than anything on /fit/

It's not gay as long as you say "No homo, tho" once in a while, anon.

>>69909536
Dirty way:
>Estou gozando.
Formal way:
>Estou ejaculando.
Porn way:
>Estou esporrando.

>>69930437
THIS
This is a song about a dude that's going to cum.

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>>69932704
Please be my friend.

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>>69930145
>expulsando mis fluidos reproductivos.

>>69931986
Stop using him like this! Do you even understand what is he saying to you?

>>69932983
Shhh. Love has bloomed on the battlefield.

>>69932983
Yes! It is cute but I see where you are coming from. Sorry.

>>69909536
Scream "Oh god"

>>69933262
I didnt understood that last part about you being sorry
Anyway enjoy your wonderful love story, it is good to see some joy and less rudeness here
And maybe it will help fighting the "hateful french" stereotype.

>>69926789
What's it from?

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>>69932005
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qbWl5bIhIf

Vocaroo seems to fuck up the quality of the recording when uploading a file.

>>69932983
It's alright, anon, but thanks. It's actually kinda fun to write, though I am running out of inspiration a bit.

>>69933409
>not 'crikey'
what?

>>69933527
Marry me

951 years of Anglo-French relations have resulted in this

>>69932983
>>69933527
Though I do hope they at least google translate it, I'm writing stuff so cheesy it wouldn't even belong in the cheesiest romance novel or shojo manga.

(I hope I'll get to say it someone one day and be 100% serious about it, though)

>>69926129

More like new thighs waheeeeyyy

>>69933866
I am translating it. It is really cute.

>>69934007
I'm glad then! I'll try to think of more.

Me corro en tu lenguaje!!!!!

>>69920824
Underrated.

>>69934374
French is such a cute language.

>>69933516
https://exhentai.org/g/875164/50075a922a/
Searched for it just for you.

>>69934832
thanks brozilian.

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>me voy a venir
I think so at least

LLEGÓ EL LECHEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Estou-me a vir.

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J-jag kommmeeer~

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>you'll never get British homosexuals to fight over you on a Malaysian watchmaking forum.

KILL ME NOW

>>69931455
That's because those are technical classicisms. It's like a Japanese understanding a Chinese by knowing the same characters.

>>69932704
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ilsamPMXuP

I kimm

>>69911248
Lol quê??? Isto significa simplesmente "estou zoando consigo" em Pt-pt.

>>69930145
kek

>>69917531

must be a proxy

>>69926078
What did she say?

Does anybody actually talk during sex?

>>69939817
How would I know?

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>>69939817
Do deaf people talk during sex

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>>69909536
OI MATE 'ERE COMES SOME OF THE OL' PISSJUICE INNIT

Frogs got game, wish I could speak French it has the perfect seduction flow

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>>69941737
According to the doujins I read about this cute deaf girl, they don't. They just make cute noises.

>>69941841
Source on that picture

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>>69941781

Saavun pian

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>>69942665
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/780610/7eb2c831ab/

>>69909794
In reality its "me vengo" no?

>He doesn't have deep discussions during sex

Seriously guys you gotta try it, it's like having the thinking prowess of sitting on the toilet but even better!

hahahahah everyone uses anime pics

like the fucking know, whata bunch of faggots

>>69909536
"Me spewing "

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>>69942698
Here's a cleaner version.

>>69924178
Post tits plox
I'll take brad tits or even clothed tits

>>69909536
Er að fá það

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>>69942698
that's the most adorable shit I have ever seen and I am now sad because I will never have that kind of relationship

>>69917029
haha fy faen

>>69942759
Go to sleep!

>>69943283
I tried ! But it's too late now anyway, I've drank tea, eaten a tangerine, did some exercise and took a shower, and I'm probably going to go for a run. I'll try to stay awake all day, then probably pass out at like 2pm.

>>69931961
I did not had a large sample pool to be scientific, so it's annecdotal, but there were a lot of "ja, ja, ja" and "schnell".

t. tourist fucker

>>69943344
We can pass out together.

>>69943504
That does sound very nice, anon.

>tfw no bf to cuddle and have nice, long afternoon nap with

>>69943761
M-maybe I could be your bf tonight

>>69943892
But it's morning already, anon ! I guess you would have but to be my bf for the entire day, and the night too.

>>69944165
And the rest of the week!

Jeg kommer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5vL_A9N7ZA

Kinda like this.

How much more for cum inside?

Tao
Chị
Chú
Cô
Bác
Mẹ
Bố
Em
Anh
*Insert name here" đang ra.

>>69944256
Absolutely. We should both skip work/school and just cuddle in bed for the entire week.

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Jag kommer.

Or

VITTU HUORA PERKELE JUMALAUTA SAATANA PASKA

Or

Oh vittu penis tykki on pohjamaalattu sen kuori ja on valmis ampumaan oh oikeudenmukainen neito.

>>69944417
Your talk was so cute anon ;_;

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>>69909742

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>>69944417

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>>69944462
>Oh vittu penis tykki on pohjamaalattu sen kuori ja on valmis ampumaan oh oikeudenmukainen neito.

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>>69944529
You mean the things I wrote/recorded in French ? Or just the little back and forth with British anon ?

Either way, I'm glad you liked it, it genuinely put me in good mood, and writing the cheesy stuff was fun.

>>69944757
Okay anon you're going too far now, you can fucking stop.

>>69944845
Don't bully!

>>69944757
Add me somewhere

>>69913130
This

>>69944845
Sorry, lack of sleep is starting to get to me and I'm getting a bit mushy.

>>69944868
Honestly, anon, I'm a bit paranoid about staying anonymous.

>>69945050
No probs, anon, just trying to snap you back to reality. Also, you need to get some rest, drink some coffee, something. I don't think it's good to stick to 4chan at the moment. But please, don't try and operate any motor vehicles.

>>69945050
It's okay, I understand

>>69936708
I'm not sure if you genuinely dont know Brazilians dont speak proper Portuguese or if you are just being cringy.

>>69944757
No your talk with British anon

>>69926238
anyone has the artist name ? thenks

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sto venendo

Kermat karkaa!

>>69909536
ca чe ти пaпълня гъзa

>>69935196
ficklampsanon...

/need/ a comfy frog bf

>>69916509
Just wondering...
In the newfag times, has anyone else in this thread misunderstood "sauce" as someone is cumming to the post instead of wanting a source?

Kankerzooi, alweer m'n klotefiets gestolen

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>>69909561
>podpaska

>>69912390
CA TE PLAIT LE SAUCISSON, BABY BOY ?

>>69950373
Come get one on /fr/.

Siemenneste purkautuu kohta voimakkaasti virtsaputken kautta.

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"Nä nu tusan kommer 3 deciliter säd flödande ur snorren min"

>you were here when a bunch of Brits fell in love with a insecure frenchie

Cute

>>69909536
ESTOU-ME A VIR!!!!

>>69909619
>>69953775
Czemu to tak śmieszy Finów?

PS what he actually said was:
>Ey chick, your napkin fell off

we moan or yell

french is bad for dirty talking

I do de haram

>>69964182
>je jouis
french is actually the best language for dirty talk or sex talk
>half of the vocabulary is based around sex
???

>>69967415
>french is actually the best language for dirty talk or sex talk
>half of the vocabulary is based around sex

lmao look at how hard this guy got memed

i guess you will believe anything

>>69967415
>shitbecuois
>french

>>69917145
cguasan

Sevgili karıcığım sanırım mübarek cimamız sona erecek çünkü bir miktar meni çıkacak tenasül uzvumdan

>>69969256
Pretty romantic.

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>>69909536
What does it matter, no one's ever gonna say it to you

>>69975539
Absolutely incorrect.

>>69942711
that's what I say when I'm in Tijuana

even though it only means I cum

>>69909536
"Oh crumbs". Then you both say god save the queen, salute a portrait of the royal family, and put the kettle on.

>>69926238
>tfw I also masturbate with my Vita in the bathroom

>>69978557 →
>>69977610 →

HE IS POSTING IN ANOTHER THREAD

Haro, messieurs les Anglais.

>>69979065
Nope, that's not me. I'm flattered you think we're the same guy, though, he has a cute voice.