/brit/

memes

all foreigners should be killed

>>69908370
There are, yes. Let's not pretend there's no unhinged oddballs on here though.

despise myself and you should despise me too

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why haven't they updated the portrait?

>>69908418
agreed

You reckon enlisted women have a lot of sex with the enlisted men and that because of the ratio?

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why couldn't you just slap a johnny on it dad

what's the plan for today lads?

>>69908382
Russian Cutie Edition
https://youtu.be/ozYao1Mju7A

cat's snoring the little shit

>>69908431
never used to get fivers for ages because they were worn. at first the plastics were special and now they are everywhere

they must have made billions. bloody bankers

>>69908443
study some kraut mainly
don't overly feel like i'm progressing but i'm just doing it to relax at this point

>>69908423
it's all quite funny then isn't it

>>69908476
This is actually the first time I am holding cash in my hand for ages, and first time I get to see the new fiver. Using credit cards everywhere lads

watching the wrong mans online for free desu

>>69908436
no

>>69908428
>>69908511
where'd you find this
link please lad

>>69908501
really want to suck on some chebs without having to pay for it or needing to avoid looking at her face

>>69908538
http://onwatchseries.to/episode/The_Wrong_Mans_s2_e1.html

open it in opera after enabling vpn in preferences

>>69908420
I imagine /brit/ to be made up of 99% middle class socially awkward lads with nothing better to do than shitpost. Pretty harmless

>>69908598
upper-middle working class lad here desu

>>69908598
I'm unironically hard as fuck

>online streaming

why yes I do want to go through a thousand adverts, popups, redirections, viruses before finally finding some shit 240p rip that cuts off halfway through

>the wrong mans
>james corden

swerve that

Might build my s13 because racecar OR might focus on restoring and preserving it in hopes of selling it for a profit since they're becoming collectible

im classless

>>69908643
it was actually really good

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>>69908638
it's alright for stuff you don't want to keep /watch again

>>69908638
>making yourself look this stupid in one post

not easily done. impressive.

absolutely LOVE turbo as a prefix desu

got my willy out

Every time I try to start this piece of coursework my head gets all blurry and I feel sleep deprived. It goes away though when I give up. What's wrong?

@69908659
low quality post

nobody worked it out yet lol

nintendo switch looks like another useless gimmick that literally nobody will buy and will be forgotten in 5 days

they should've closed their company after releasing the Wii

>>69908691
anxiety maybe

>>69908691
Have you considered dropping out and working in a call centre for £16.5k per annum?

>>69908708
at least they innovate

>>69908691
maybe you are sleep deprived?

>>69908598
And the 1% you wouldn't trust around kids, knives or an open flame.

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your future

>>69908691
work shy

drop out and sign on
claim its anxiety and get ESA instead of UC /JSA

>>69908753
it's always a pole

Is it just me or do all those HRT timelines really just show personal grooming, makeup application ability, lighting and angles?

>>69908708
>nobody will buy
terrible opinion, the zelda game will support it on its own

>you returned to the browser and posted something on /brit/ but everyone has already migrated to the next thread

>>69908759
how do people make these posts?

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>>69908768
It's a Pole on which you will be impaled

gfs surrounded my bed and woke me up with this

https://youtu.be/6rcmqMwpP5w

NOT happy

>>69908777
kek has blessed you with the trips for your slight discomfort

>>69908772
nah they also show cheb growth/surgery

Astonishing that thousands of people take on tens of thousands of dollars worth of debt to do paperwork that they don't get paid for, then consider themselves to be more intelligent than others for doing it.

It's one of the world's worst investments but it's universally promoted by schools throughout your childhood. Absolutely senseless decision making.

>>69908808
*touches your willy through your pants*
how about now xox

>>69908805
gf on the right

>>69908820
astonshing for thinking that you can get by without it without giving yourself extreme back pain

>>69908820
>thousands

*millions

A bit hungover and being short tempered with the gf as a result, or maybe she's actually being more irritating than usual, hard to tell.

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ah yes, le science nigger

listening to a bit of the old 'win

>>69908431
Remember to check if there's a little Jane Austen picture on the new fivers. There's 2 more out there as far as I'm aware.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/30/second-jane-austen-5-note-worth-50000-found-christmas-card/

>>69908886
dude just dont get hacked lmao

>>69908908
nah I haven't found it yet. And it was spent in Belfast like 1 mile away from my house.

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>>69908382

>>69908884
post pics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDKF8KkD7rE

>>69908870
Sure you can, find an employer that will pick you up straight out of highschool and pay you to work for them while attending a technical school on their dime. Then you're a well paid technician with zero debt working in an industry of your choice, usually with an abundance of potential employers and the eventual opportunity to move into sales or logistics and work in a nice comfy office.

Most of them even offer full benefits packages and solid retirement plans.

>>69908961
>canned laughter
Not a fucking chance
*presses [Remove]*

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>>69908556
chebs

Q. Do you see Black guys ? A. No I'm very sorry and I don't mean to be offensive but no I dont sorry


love this on adultwork desu

>>69908961
this must be the god tier british humour i've been hearing so much about

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has clickbait gone too far?

>>69908753
>>69908800
Oi, OI GAZ! OI BAZ! OI DEANO! ITS ONEA THOSE FOOKIN POLE CUNTS! HES OVER HERE STEALIN ARE FUCKIN JOBS AND BENNIES THE CHEEKY TWAT! LETS GET HIM LADS!

*chases you down*
*stamps on your head repeatedly with all the lads*

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Need a laci gf

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Military cuties? Consider this my gift to the anglo people.

just created an unhackable system

feel like ive had a moment of clarity and am very certain an ol' 'cide is the best option at this point

>>69909077
Want her to crush my ballbag between her teeth desu

wouldn't mind holly willoughby sitting on my face 2bh lads

>>69909044
2,1

>>69909124
you could always just go to the doctor and get your willy sorted

Want one lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

>>69909102
doesn't look cute, just looks like a girl that only gets considered cute cause she's in a male dominated field

>>69909145
claimed her years ago, sorry m8

>>69909077
>blindfold over glasses

Dumb cunt.

>>69909158
the willy is NOT the problem, the lack of close friends is

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>>69909102
>blonde girls

>>69909202
something like 40% of men feel as if they have no close friends

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>>69908382
So this is it then

The proverbial English rose

Hmm....

would love it if the entirety of japan and south korea perished in a sea of holy fire just to see the weeb meltdown

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>>69908431
answer this

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>>69909265

>>69909266
I've no issue with them tbqh I'm sure they hate western weebs as well

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the gf having lunch

>>69909265

me on the right

>>69909234
well even a distant friend would be a start

The best part is instead of finally finishing paying off your student loan debt at age 40-something, a technician will be debt free (in regards to education) and at the peak of their career looking forward to a healthy retirement at the same age.

No student loans, no cubicles, no divorces because your life is boring and you're angry about it, etc.

>>69909307
who's this cum plum

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>>69909290
Because she doesn't have long left for this world and they couldn't be bothered. Just be thankful because next it's fucking Prince Charles who will be on the money.

gonna make a nice 'fee

>>69909325
im a student and have 0 debt. what now?

>>69909326
me

>>69909307
It says it's only a minute but it feels like hours. Who tf would want to watch a silent video of some Japanese woman eating

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Warning: this is a scam. I took out some of this supposedly "free" cash and the money was debited from my account. Please share.

>>69909363
Yes but you're not getting paid

>>69909370
do you have a kik or sc bb? x

>>69908382
Would you nut her lads?

The Queen got a new portrait when we made our new five dollar notes

Think you lads are just lazy

>>69909377
howling since someone has likely thought this

>>69909378
yes i do. i receive a student bursary and have a part time job.

There's been a 312 percent increase in British PornHub users searching for "British chav".

>>69909371
sad twats that's who

ah yes, the north east

https://youtu.be/iC-EC9YA2_s

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Two lovers entwined pass me by
And heaven knows, I'm miserable now
I was looking for a job and then I found a job
And heaven knows, I'm miserable now

>>69909434
Gonna do a search for it now.

>>69909396
She might like the current one and was consulted on it and said just leave it. Have you ever thought of that?

gonna do a list of ways i've lost at life

>>69909413
So that's what $20k a year before tax, MAYBE? Things may be different in the UK but you won't make more in college than it costs (someone) for you to be there in the US. Almost nobody makes more than they paid to go to college before they hit their mid 30's.

>>69909451
what race? islam is a religion

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>>69909451

>>69909377
>Using cash
I always cringe when I see people using cash like it's 1800s. Get a credit card.

>>69909451
can only the imagine the state of the prole who thought "go eat bacon" was a good insult, he deserves to be locked up for having such a low iq

>>69909434
There's not many decent videos, they're all just porn stars. Need the grotty amateur videos filmed by the skip bins behind the club but can't find many

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>>69909434
I thought chav searches were down? For last year anyway.

>>69909450
*hops in a circle on one foot*
*fistpumps a bit*

>>69909517
>cuckold

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>tfw never had sex without a condom

fucking hell how has it still not rained

>>69909513
Rasheed

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>>69909396

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>>69909516
In terms of pornstars you want Emma Leigh for the filthy chav accent.

>>69909545
it's just better

so did you have a rowdy night on the 'hol last night?

>>69909545
Same.

Never had sex with a condom either haha.

>>69909517
that's down in a list placing, it doesn't necessarily mean they went down compared to their previous number

alri lads

quit /brit/ after christmas and i've only come back to tell you that my life has turned a corner and just ended a 4 year dry spell yew

bye

>>69909488
i dont even know what argument you're trying to make. just saying i will have 0 debt from going to uni - in fact im being paid to attend

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>...meanwhile, round the back of Mr. Paki's newsagents...

>>69909595
yes

>>69909610
nice

still wouldn't bother

handouts don't build careers

>>69909617
good lad

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>>69909542
>searched more compared to the world
>big black dick
nice one

it's not sex if you have a condom on

>>69909580

How does she compare to Emma C, Chloe Toy or pre titjob Tamara Grace?

>>69909517
>giantess

ah yes

>>69909612
at least its a coloured girl

>>69909612
Nice Flintheart Glomgold bead tbqh.

>update brit
>refresh reddit

got nothing to do lads

>>69909488
>>69909630
you're a fucking idiot. I too am going to college for free. hope that doesn't trigger you too hard

thinking of getting some tattoos

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A
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A


AAAAAAA


A
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AAAAA
A
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Women in the military are almost all ugly dogs, and they sleep around with the soldiers because their aforementioned condition has left them starved for sexual attention (and the army, the soldiers likewise). The few exceptions (if you can consider them that) that are shown in these sorts of pictures are shown for propaganda purposes.

Whereas using cute girls to encourage men to join the military is good propaganda, this is bad propaganda that exists to encourage feminists to join the army - and thereby weaken it, and imperial the nation.

What I mean to say is this:
Whereas cute girls may be cute, we should be wary of this sort of propaganda. Stay alert. Watch your neighbours.

>>69909630
im pretty much ensured employment. half of the course is vocational and the qualification is extremely marketable. might even use it to move to America.

>>69909638
wonder how many of those are just black guys trying to relate to a porno with some flattering imagery

>>69909678
sounds bretty socialist :DD

>>69909662
same here, considering going out

>>69909638
delete this post mate

>>69909688
do anything else instead

>>69909689
Hmmmm..............
Really gets the brain... really gets it working.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx5otxLS3qc

got a small willy lads

>>69909642
I don't know who any of them are m8.

updating the cv

>>69909709
Would probably skew the figures as you do have a lot of them

>https://www.siam2nite.com/en/magazine/lifestyle/item/423-5-most-luxurious-cinemas-worth-visiting-in-bangkok

>literally costs less than going to a shitty cinema in the UK

ah yes

>>69908908
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/30/second-jane-austen-5-note-worth-50000-found-christmas-card/

Why are they worth £50,000?

Some cunt just did it so surely he could do it again?

Whats the name of that one Kate Bush song lads, the good one

>>69909710
nah, would be socialist if everyone including stupid cunts going for a degree in women's studies went for free. I had to work my arse off in high school for scholarships

Can I tell you about my day?

>>69909755
>£27 per person

What fucking cinemas are you going to mate

>>69909678
So how much does daddy pay for you to pursue a generic degree in an overcrowded industry that doesn't hire without experience?

>>69909704
Ensured by who? The people that make a living providing the education?

>>69909724
why?

>>69909755
you're a fucking idiot. as if people in thailand make anywhere near as much as people in the uk

>>69909755
Algerian?

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friendly reminder that /brit/ is a NORMIE general

>>69909755
I pay about a fiver to go to my local independent cinema, and it sells alcohol.

>>69909798
>Ensured by who?

society always needing newly qualified mes.

>>69909768
jig of life

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>>69909822
but im literally the best/most popular poster

>>69909808
average salary there is like £200 a month

literally their entire salary on 1 film ticket

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tights.

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>tfw some scrub Akuma has got you on tilt

/brit/ is a failed normie general
FONT and FOAL

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>>69909857
>Emma Leigh

>>69909798
0.00 united states dollars per annum. since you have obviously never had a proper education in your life, I'll tell you that in college you get co-ops and apprenticeships you get paid for that serve as your experience.
>tfw projected job growth in my field nearing 20%
feels good
enjoy being a blue collar servant though, bitter twat

>>69909823
There are cinemas that don't serve alcohol?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP6hCx5_pYs

Camera bloke was very fond of tits and arses lel

>>69909157
I guess if you're a raging faggot

>>69909891
probably would

>>69909931
The big chains probably don't. Not sure.

cold lads

heating doesn't come on for another hour

>>69909948
2 has a nicer face

the 'cide is looking like a good option right now

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>>69909307

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being the black sheep on the family again

>>69909832
Well, one of two things will happen here

a) You're actually on a gravy train, congratulations
b) You're delusional and upon completion of your education you'll be faced with the reality of the situation. Meaning too many people took the same path, the industry is overpopulated with newly qualified graduates, most employers won't consider you without years of experience and the ones that will hire you will essentially stick you in a low paying dead end grunt work position that you'll have to power through for a few years before meeting experience requirements to start over somewhere better in your late 20's or early 30's.

>>69909926
Good luck explaining how your minimum wage apprenticeship should qualify as actual industry experience, moron.
(we own the business, I'll beat you to the quiet suburbs lol)

>>69909992
it always does

>>69909999
who's this fluid druid

So I am going to tell you about my day

I got my English GCSE results
2nd retake, failed again. This means I have to keep going into college at 18
I can't drive which means I have to get the bus in with all the 16 year olds

I've never had friends, or a gf.

After this and my family insulting me I decided I desperately needed a haircut so I walked to the hair dressers.

On the way I saw a kid who picked on me loads last year, he shouted alright mate and then whispered something to his gf and she laughed.
I know he was telling her about the time he punched me and left me with this hideous scar.

After this I didn't feel like getting a haircut so I walked home and now I don't know what to do.

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at least you're sheep in a sheep family, not a goat

>>69909948
>you like a different girl to me
>therefore you're a raging faggot

Fuck of back to /b/, you pseudo-Yank runt.

tattoo idea: horseman from the bayeux tapestry

>>69910023
>>69910050
Shan't be reading one letter of either post

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hmm...

>>69910050
How did you fail GCSE English?

Serious question.

got a really depressing life lads

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what did they mean by this

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>>69909891
would ravage

shall be ordering a papa johns

>>69910017
Lol halfbreed

Do you want watermelon? Do you want basketball?

>>69910050
state of you. jfc

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>>69910090
beth has the best chebs desu

>>69910050
>failing GCSEs

literally how much of a spak do you have to be? You could scribble on the paper and you'd get a D at least

>>69910094
Have you had one before?

If not, don't waste your coin as they're fucking rank.

>>69910023
>Good luck explaining how your minimum wage apprenticeship should qualify as actual industry experience, moron.

>minimum wage
you wish, kek

and it is actual industry, retard. my college is partnered with big companies and hospitals based in the area. why are you criticizing higher education if you clearly don't know anything about it?

might treat myself to a zoot

>>69910090
big fan of titcows 2bh lads

>>69910067
doing a serious think about this one

>ferrari (shit car)
>probably wants insurance money instead of car
>has insurance for terrorist attacks or something related
>finds local jihad group
>drive said car into group
>cash out on that sweet insurance money

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any australian uncles in this thread

>>69910086
I am really stupid, I also seem to crack under pressure really bad

1 mark of a C the first time
4 marks of the second

>>69910124
I did, D isn't a pass

>>69910110
I don't even want to be here anymore

>>69910052
im a goat in a goat family who think they're sheeps, in a world of sheeps

>>69910113
Until she takes the bra off and they're fat saggy top bollocks with hideous areola

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tattoo idea:

>>69910154
mate mate mate mate mate
>getting worse the second time around
>getting a D
mate mate MATE

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>Roommate is going to drop the girl he's currently seeing because she's too naive and innocent

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NEED a beth gf

>>69910137
I like em desu, think it's better than dominos/pizza hut

>>69910168
areola aesthetics seem to be pretty independent of size

>>69910154
Join the army or something m8

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>making a lasagne for a late lunch
>go to pour the white sauce on
>no white sauce innagaff

dreading how this is going to turn out

no white sauce

ffs

>>69910191
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

virgin sex is total shite but I love the feeling of permanently ruining a girl ngl

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want to live in america

lads
would you bang Churchill's wife?

>>69910154
>of

fucking hell you are stupid.

>>69910182
so what youre saying is theres a naive innocent gf on the market

>>69910195
Hers just freak me out. They're like dinner plates.

>>69910191
she needs to work on her blue steel

See and the issue is I'm not all against pursuing higher education. If that's what you want to do with your life, more power to you. What I am against, however, is the way the vast majority of college students are being ruthlessly exploited by both the institutions and the industries they hope to work in. You pay in a ridiculous amount, you work your ass off to meet their requirements, you pay them again for their often mandatory housing and meal plans, you bury yourself in massive debt, then when they finally spit you out with a shiny new diploma you're fresh meat for employers to underpay and overwork because they know you have to deal with it until you've got years under your belt and are actually valuable to them. How much did it cost you to go to school from age 5 to 18? Theoretically, nothing. How much does it cost to go to school from 18-22ish? $40,000+ that they do not usually have.

It's absolutely ridiculous.

>>69910182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBNss2PMj60

It gets old FAST lad.

>>69910205
>buying jarred white sauce

plebs shouldn't be allowed in kitchens

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>>69910050
>I've never had friends, or a gf.
>After this and my family insulting me I decided I desperately needed a haircut so I walked to the hair dressers.
>On the way I saw a kid who picked on me loads last year, he shouted alright mate and then whispered something to his gf and she laughed.
>I know he was telling her about the time he punched me and left me with this hideous scar.
this is awful, sorry you had to experience this lad

>>69910145
Because I'm old enough to have seen what happens when you finish.

Keep living your dream buddy, you've already committed now.

>>69910230
definitely read this

>>69910217
honestly doesnt look that good there mate

I know America has great landscapes and all that but your image just looks like it could be somewhere in britain (minus the traffic lights)

gf hasn't spoken to me since last wednesday

hmmm

>>69910050
>hair dressers
bender

>>69910230
Fuck off you underage 14 year old fucking spastic

Try applying to a decent job without a degree, they'll not only reject you but pass your CV around the office to laugh at you

how do I broad the topic of face sitting with the gf lads

>>69910228
oh I thought you were just assuming

>>69910268
why is my brother who is 4 years older than me making 70k straight out of college in the same field I am in then?

>>69910276
Stop lying.

>>69910230
Should have gone to trade school you weakling

>>69910191
OnlyTease is a good British site.

Would not want a wife who intends to have a career tbqh.

got drunk and gave the gf a black eye

having dinner with her rents later LOL

>>69910196
>waste my life helping people who have done nothing but ruin my life

>>69910225
cunt

absolutely steaming and it's only 3pm

>>69910289
why would it even be a sensitive issue
>oi love i want to lick your fanny/bumhole while im lying down
why would she object

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>>69908413
>/brit/
>around the world

it's the current year, dirty anglo

>>69910289
just tell her to do it?

>>69910288
kek

>>69910261
thanks
I got mad and broke my nose :(

this one goes out...

to all the mandem inside...

bless up...

lets do this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_YrZdYQ_XA

>>69910316
yeah but what about the pressure of supporting an entire household

Tongue won't stop twitching, arm muscles getting weak, think I've got early stage ALS lads.

>>69910288
>decent job
>Tesco corporate building, floor 6 cubicle 137 $36,000 a year before tax

>>69910295
he's not

>>69910306
you clearly missed the start of this discussion

>>69910230
>his jewish family doesnt have connections that get him into an elite school
>his jewish family doesnt have connections that get him into a good company
>hes not even jewish
mate... are you even trying?

>>69910307
I don't like their photoshoots. Really cheap looking and poor lighting.

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Britain is grim as shit. Completely ruined
Unbelievable to think it used to be all beautiful

>>69910257
>getting on your high horse about fucking lasagne

have a sit down lad

whats the weirdest place youve blown your load

came in a half empty noodle box last night cos i cba getting out of bed to get tissue

>>69910316
So you would want someone with no ambition thats soul purpose in life is to leech off of you then take half in the likely event of a divorce?

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>>69910238
>No Katie Willert gf

>>69910363
I make £50k (aged 28), should be able to handle it by the time I'm 30-35 and intend to get married.

>>69910288
uhhhh all you need is a little experience working in mcdonalds and call centers. these arrogant students know NOTHING about the workforce like I do because I've been working on a construction site for the last 5 years and am glad I didn't go to college because I'll be an electrical engineer in a few years with this experience
experience > degree. simple as that :^)

>>69910326
>helping people
Was thinking more like start a career that allows you to learn a trade/develop a skill.

You might be a dab hand at mechanical repair or something else hands on, given the opportunity to try.

>>69910403
what do you work as

>>69910389
Always cum in my hand and give it a little lick to speed up cleaning

>>69910389
posts like these are the rare times i appreciate being a northern paddy

need a boyfriend

>>69910386
there have always been shit areas of Britain mate what planet do you live on

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVYpM3RTCII

>>69910390
No, I want someone who will focus on managing the household and raising our children.

>>69910425
what do you mean

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>>69910191
chebs

been holding this poo in for days!

life cycle or lifecycle

need a manfriend

>>69910370
>he's not
simply howling at this deluded twat
would love to hear how one becomes a mechanical engineer without a degree and just a little experience like you say all they need

>>69910423
HPC engineer.

HOLY SHIT TURN ON BBC 1

ATTENBOROUGH IS DEAD

>>69910457
she's a fraudster

>>69910484
good

>>69910481
wtf I love comp sci now

im cool as a fool in a swimming pool

>>69910484
This is a lie.

there's some companies that literally won't pay you beyond a certain point until you have a degree

>>69910489
More like a chebster.

>>69910430
not before there were people

>>69910419
It's not really that I am bothered about
It's more this thing with this bully

When he punched me I was some innocent autistic 16 year old so I just stood there and let him, didn't get mad or hit back or anything.

I like to say I have grown up and would stick up for myself but it was only 2 years ago and I've done nothing to prove it. I feel so emasculated every time I see him.

Which in a small town is a lot

doing a make my job sound more interesting by putting engineer on the end of the title on my cv

>>69910484
>Sir David Frederick Attenborough OM CH CVO CBE FRS FRSB FLS FZS FSA

long name haha

>>69910477
>mechanical engineer
he's underpaid then 2bh
But to answer your question you go to trade school and learn how to do your job

wew lads, the standard of those babestation slags hasn't really improved recently

https://www.rampant.tv/channel/241/Brook-Logan

the NHS is great because you get an incremental pay rise each year regardless of promotions.

>>69910484
ah yes a ruse

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"""""""""great"""""""" britain

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>>69910484

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me and the gf

>>69910540
so is this guy and his imaginary brother >>69910477

>>69910573
>>69910573
>>69910573

NEW

>>69910555
she looks alri

>>69910555
*has

dammit

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>>69910566

>>69910549
he's not a mechanical engineer
do you seriously think going to trade school for fucking mechanical engineering is going to give you a better change at a job than getting a degree? you're more retarded than I thought then

>>69910555
careful lad

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>>69910566 Abs
>>69910566 so
>>69910566 lute
>>69910566 lee
>>69910566 checked

>>69910599
Yeah I fucked up, I meant to say has instead of hasn't