/asean/

/bald/

No elo właśnie wstałam

>>69907501
lu jgan cibai

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>>69907464
Im going to Japan this May. Gonna work on my passport this Monday.

What do I expect

>>69907569
work on your passport?

>>69907569
You don't need to appear at the embassy, I think you can have a proxy do the paperwork for you. I've been to Japan thrice (or five times if you include stopovers) and I never set foot on the embassy even once.

>>69907626
Well, not anyone is as rich and handsome and charming as you.

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Will I get a bf tonight?

>>69907569
renew
its going to expire this march

>>69907626
k

>>69907695
This is boku girl

Mami Kawada Lover, can I ask you a personal question?

>>69907487
Asshole I am not thinning

>>69907798
Anata wa turappu daisuki ga?

http://www.rappler.com/move-ph/158036-feu-students-cross-dress-campus


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>>69907696
don't you just fill in a couple of pieces of info online and have it come to your door?

>>69907991
hahaha

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>>69907991
Topkek at UTOT SABAY TAE dropouts

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>>69907991
hmm what course should i enroll in feu?

>>69907849
Have you measured your hairline?
To see the differences, use your nose tip and the hairline as your guide. Take measurements twice a month and compare results on the third month. No differences or increased in length? Or are you balding like a kappa?

>>69907991
Upfags has been doing this since forever since they don't have uniforms

With FEU girls seem to do it more
Only UST will be the only one left not doing this

>>69908099
Uniform for University

POTTERY

>>69908123
I did it for months my forehead height is around three and a half fingers consistently so far

Do the Mexican airlines. They shower you with booze.

>>69908167
It saves money

>>69908200
Use ruler/measuring tape please. Fingers aren't accurate as it can still grow. Or maybe your pen/hair comb

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>several hospitals are caught tricking parents to donating their recently deceased children's organs
>doctors would trick parents into signing an agreement to "retain" small tissues
>this actually meant full organs
>children would often be stripped of their organs and not even be used for anything just for future use
>the media find out about it
>huge public outcry
>lawyers out on force on a retributive cuc.king of doctors
>*lawyers legislate intensively*
>Human Tissue Act 2004 is the result
>made it a criminal offence to decieve people regarding such matters
>utilitarians and doctors austistically screaming "muh greeter gud, muh educational purposes"
>trust of doctors plummet, irriversable
Hearty laughs were laughed that night in the Inns of Court

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>>69907626
Is 20k pesos good enough to buy how many anime goods / figurines?

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>>69908593
noice, m8

do donating organs need contracts or agreement of some sort?

adds more notary shekels am i rite?

>>69907626
>>69907569
Jap visas are easy modo now thanks to Nip cocksucking

When you get there Japs look like you as if you were a monkey who escaped from a zoo

Get rejected in traditional Jap restaurants, salesmen and saleslady avoid you, get rejected by health spas, get rejected in onsens, can't enter temples and shiieet without a Jap person accompanying you

Basically you're stuck in your hotel, convenience store and general tourist area

>>69908629
>pesos
just throw it into the trash

>>69908786
is suk dick+peso enough?

>>69908762
>Get rejected in traditional Jap restaurants, salesmen and saleslady avoid you, get rejected by health spas, get rejected in onsens, can't enter temples and shiieet without a Jap person accompanying you

this doesn't actually happen to normal people, you must have sperged out.

>>69908629
>20k pesos
You can buy all the Nendoroids you want but good luck transporting them to our airport.

Hentai stuff is based on your Luck stat, the lower your Luck the higher the chances of you getting caught in the airport and planted with sachets of meth.

I know a guy who bought an expensive silicone doll and got it past customs plus Air21. Guy is a fucking legend.

plan a trip to indo this march, any indo anon here who wants to hang out with me or offer good infos for me?

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>>69908762
Tfw no laglag bala now, only laglag tawas

>>69909063
meant to quote
>>69908921

>>69909030
lol ur gonna get raped and killed

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Where can I acquire wet and thicc qt's like this?

>>69909063
>arrive in airport
>putangina mo dutiti
>get caught by cops
>ask why
>there's 2 kilos of shabu in my luggage
>get taken to a dark area and get shot
>they later say you resisted arrest and punched a cop
>there are also six sachets of shabu found in your pocket

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>>69909130
wut
elaborate

>>69908629
Bring a Debit Card also as a contigency. Tell your bank that you are going to Japan and you want to withdraw money from there. By telling them, the bank can authorize your card to withdraw from Japan.

>>69908921
I bought worth 8000 pesos of anime figurines from Thailand. I look like a guy who hauled a lot of stuffs and Custom just ignored me. I guess I was just lucky.

>>69909152
In Cebu pre

Just fugged one a few hours ago

>>69909483
one should also have meme nose

>>69909432
Any nude ones?

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>>69909432
What are the rules of customs anyway.

They wont demand more shekels when I go home right?

>>69909432
>buying bootleg

>>69909537
Plenty of pale memenose chinitas here. Most are skinny tho. Thicc ones like Alice are a bit harder to find

>>69909647
They can open your luggage when they choose to do so. If they find something that is out of the ordinary they can also charge you with """taxes""" and """handling fees""". They seem to have an obsession with perfumes, wines/alcohol, jewelry, designer bags/shoes and electronics.

They usually target returning tourists with yuge luggages, sometimes even overseas workers.

>>69909063
There still is they just don't make a big deal about it anymore
I remember the week before Christmas week there was report

>>69909797
Luxury items tax

They don't want you selling them here

>>69909869
Yeah because people will sell that one laptop, a couple of bottles of wine or that one designer bag they've saved up.

>>69908339
I am 21. How dare you! My forehead looks the same. I even compare with photos of me years ago

>>69908762
They started doing this since 2014 but I don't think we are visa free yet

and not just us but other countries in SEA they claim in preparation for the Tokyo olympics

>>69909919
Post hairline now and years ago.

>>69909918
They still might and the gov wants its fair share of tax for it

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>Be /asean/
>Fullfilled with Philippines

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>check fb for some memes
>come across some duterte military group
>pro-china and pro-russia posts

>>69910249
silly guy,it's "full of filipinos"

>>69910142
You will mock me

>>69910249
PUTANG! PUTANG INA! BOBO!

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>>69910384
If you call this receding you are blind

>>69910602
you look like a fag
dont ever erp with me ever again

>>69910602
my penis feels funny

>>69910650
You wanted to see it T_T

>>69910688
Why?

>>69910557
kamu jones

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>>69910311
I havent opened my kikebook since oct, gonna open it next week.

My friends are mostly from Utot Sabay Tae and Taeneo.

What do i expect.

>>69909585
Nope, can't find any in the shop. Just slutty ones. Expensive as hell. 5000 pesos and up.

>>69909647
From what I remember... When you're heading home, flight attendant will hand you a piece of paper. Two of them, a health check form and a custom form.

Health check form is just about asking you if you are sick or not and blah blah blah.

Custom form is where you write """"honestly"""" what items you purchased from your travel and planning to bring it back to the Philippines. That excludes food I think.

You're going to get taxed if the total items worth exceed 5000 pesos. If you want to evade custom, just don't make eye contact towards them. Just hand the custom form over to them and move like you are in a hurry and catch up a taxi. Again, I guess I was just lucky.

>>69909672
You got that right. I got duped by the 50% off discount offer. I got Kirino and an autism Kuroneko figurine.

>>69910602
That's a receeding.
>a M shape hairline
>not receeding

Now post the center of your hair swirl.

>>69909797
I remember part of dututs tax reform is to increase excise tax on alcohol products, luxury vehicles, non-essential goods

But all I hear so far are for Cars even lubricating oils and waxes

>>69910743
That's not me, cow purinzessu

>>69910803
It isn't you little fag.

>tfw I'm a UP student and most of my cousins are UST students
What do I do? I feel out of place.

>>69910807
What they should tax are soft drinks. Soft drinks are way too cheap here. I get pissed when I go to a fast food chain and it costs more to have a meal with iced tea or juice, and in some cases a meal without soft drinks is the same price as a meal with soft drinks.

>>69910842
You mocked my hairline. How dare you. Post yours now

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>Tax cosmetics
>Tax gadgets

What's next tax oxygen?

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Bakahime.

>>69911038
You little Indon slut

Lads lets post height + weight and stroke our e-peens

I'll start

5"11
70kg

>>69911091
5'11

60kg

>>69910892
>>69911000
Haram to show hair to non-relative. :^)

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>>69911054
Says the cow slut.

>>69910807
>tax reform is to increase excise tax on alcohol products
Wut? DumbNoy already increased in his admin. Now Duts are going increase it further? Wow, fuck me.

>>69910794
post the figurine pics, all of them
im genuinely interested to see what kind of loot you got with 8k pesos

>>69910932
Last round round of tax hikes back in 2005 was suppose to include that but

But Companies lobbied since its in almost 98% of our products
Even our local sugar farms will be affected
They might push it now tho

>>69911091
5'10
69kg

bongga ka 'day

>>69911126
Show it. Or are you thinning. Maybe that would teach you not to mock others

>>69911147
You little fag, I am gonna tear you a new asshole

>>69911091
Is this going to be like /a/ where anyone below 185cm is going to be called a manlet

>>69911091
5'5
45 kg

>>69911091
5'5
48 kg

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>>69911091
5'10
77kg

Always eating Pizza, Burgers, Porkchops, Fried chickens rotation.

Yeah im gonna get fucked by not eating fish and veggies.

>>69911154
I don't mind alcohol and ciggarets tho and sugary drinks tax them to the max

>>69911226
>the tax identification number could be presented to a cashier for monitoring of the number of gadgets purchased.

I never knew they can use our tin id like this.

What's next monitor how many times we go to SOGO?

Memek

>>69911091
5'6"
55 kg

>>69911018
They should tax Facebook posts

We can finally pay our debts kek

>>69911091
5"6
60 kg

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>>69911195
Try me.

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PUTANG INA ANO BA TO

FIRST THE 3DPD

NEXT THE SAD PANDAS

>tfw you want to cuddle and be the smaller spoon but he wants to make babies with you tonight.

Why UP town center keeps on getting larger? They have so many shops and restaurants now? I thought QC is supposed to be poor.

>>69911559
I don't mind if they block child porn and live cam websites but who get to decide which one is valid or not?

>>69911091
I'm overweight (good thing it's not obese yet). What should I do?

>>69911737
>QC
>Poor

They increase land prices like 140% cause they havent done so since the 90s.

>>69911206
No because I always assumed a manlet would be someone that's below the average height. 185 is way above average

>>69911216
>>69911219
r u qt girl ?

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>>69911167
Here's my kirino fig. Quality depends on brand. Don't remember which brand this fig came from. Made in China.

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>>69911758

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>>69911195
Satisfied now!??

>>69911559
4chan will be next or any chans

>>69911834
how much does 1 fig like that cost flipbro

>>69911758
>Australia
>24
There must be some mistakes

>>69911091
6'1
71kg

i'm not fully asian, so taller than all you manlets it seems

>>69910794
how would they find out the price of the stuff you bought anyway?

say you had it with you before like clothes and stuff lmao

>>69911422
>this
you should be a policy maker

>>69911018
taxing everything is this Socialist President's policy

>>69911038
>Baka(hime)

>>69912090
>cow princess

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>>69911834
Kuroneko figurine. Don't like it much because of her eyes. A bootleg if you tell me. I got both for 50% off, that's the good part.

>>69911970
around 1000 baht I think.

>>69912302
>bald

What are the reactions to Lenileaks disappearing with a whimper? Are people laughing or making fun of those who were pushing it?

>>69911559
>implying the DICT has the technology and competence to be able to block websites

>>69911813
Do you want me to be?

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>>69912304
>>69911834
>best girl 2016
pic related

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just woke up with a bad headache
how do i stop getting drunk on saturday night
i only do this to feel less sadder only it make me feel worse when i sober

>>69912458
keling world problems

>>69912420
It was such a cheap attempt that it was like a flu, it disappeared as fast as it came

>>69912458
when your friends say "dey macha saturday night lets todi la dey" you say no

>>69912458
have eggs and bacon, it'll help you get over the hangover and piss off your mooslim neighbours in the process.

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>>69912480
>>69912538
thanks anon but i don't have any friends that live nearby

>>69912541
no food
i felt sick

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>>69912458
try drinking water

Why do keling get depressed easily? I swear most suicide cases here involves a keling.

How Catholic is the Philippines?
How Muslim is Malaysia?

Over here about 60% of the country is Christian but walking around town you wouldn't even know. Religion is almost invisible here. There are churches and mosques and synagogues but the only ones that really give a fuck are muslims because we import them from Pakistan.

How secular is the Philippines and Malaysia?

>>69912661
Chinks control economy
Malays control politics
Indians have nothing

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>>69912657
i just want to feel less bad about myself
i should just stay with gf at the weekend but then i wouldnt be able to talk to you.

>>69912458
how bout you stop getting drunk you stupid malay nigger
fucking normies i swear

>>69912749
They control the streets, they have all the gangs.

>>69912458
just be urself xx

>>69909030
If you wanna ask something, just email me, [email protected]

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Am I the only person here who doesn't like to go to Japan?

>>69912724
FOB

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>>69912304
last fig. Spice and Wolf, Holo.

>>69912196
They can't tell how much is the price. I have fill a custom form and write it honestly, the items and its price.

I carried a bag full of my figs on my hand. They can see it in plain sight but they ignored me completely.

>>69912724
>UK
>60% Christian
More like godless commies, only 9%of Brits go to church the rest only claims to be Christian. over 50% are now fedora tippers

>>69912815
ya, cuz pinoys only like the smell of dogshit where japan dont have lol

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>>69912749
kek good one
thank you

>>69912778
my chinese nephew was mug by indian afterwork party with friends in PJ


>>69912815
i like to go to your house

>>69912827
NIGGER
I WOULD PUT YOU IN THE FUCKING GROUND

>>69912848
Can you take a picture of your Holo figurine's box

Does the box has a hologram sticker on it?

>>69912886
>the paki gets triggered and chimps out
what a surprise

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>>69912874
Not to insult your autism, but I'm not into Japan's dogshit either.

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Would any of you actually fly on an Indonesian airline ?

The correct answer is no by the way

>>69913046
is this caused by back wheel detached from the body?

>>69913148
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Air_Flight_172

No, because of dumb fucks

>>69911919
Haha you are thinning

>>69913210
>caused by pilot
lmao

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>>69912921
I checked and it doesn't have any hologram sticker on it. I checked inside the box still nothing but made in China.

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>>69912750
would talking make you feel better?

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>>69913513
does it work?

>>69913539
of course!
especially if its with you

>>69912498
Are the pro-Dutdut or pro-Bongbong pages still pushing it? I can't believe a respectable newspaper like Manila Bulletin gave it such credibility and put it on their front page.

>>69913046
>>69913210
>>69913509
Adam Air no longer exists, though.

>>69913308
That's natural hair for girls, unlike you, eating cow poopy, and a boy.

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>it-it's incest!
>they're cousin

>>69912458
Alcohol won't gonna fix your broken knee, malay~chan. :*

>>69913513
ok good, because I paid Rm400 for the same figure two years ago and I wanted to make sure mine was original

>>69913785
quit lying , alcohol is the cure for everything

>>69913643
You Know nothing about boy hair. Those who dare say I am thinning are blind and ever see men forehead before

I ate cow poop and drink cow urine because I had to. Not because I wanted to

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>>69913785
thanks for reminding me
>can't run as fast as i was in matrix
>can't do serious lifting anymore
>can't walk for more than 2 hour

>>69913604
just needs some batteries.

>>69913795
I can't tell its authenticity but you're welcome!

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>average /asean/ poster on life

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>>69913971
please show if it work
I really wonder how does it looks like

>>69913816
It can cure premature balding in men though. Works for my uncle.

>>69913608
Yes but Lion Air, Batik Air et al still exist

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>>69913604
that's very flattering

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>>69914372
now gib number
pls?

>>69914460
>malay getting that sweet pucci

>>69914460
dont call me if not horny
0163981609

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>>69914460
I would, but the sim expired a while ago because I never use it

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>>69914612
then how do you contact your parents?
and how do you contact
M.E. ?

>>69914523
proxy or real?

>>69914825
real, there are way more interesting places if i were to have a proxy

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>>69913843
Wtf!? I want to fuck your boipucci with my strapon noww!!

>>69913843
>i had to
bear gryll?

>>69914879
what's interesting about luxembourg

>>69915066
not much , that's my point

>>69914962
Uhhhh no no no. Not until you apologize for calling me cow princess and mocking me

>>69915148
so what is there to do in luxe?
national language?

>>69915066
Not really. It's just that I was scared my relatives would be offended if I don't

>tfw parents and their friends having karaoke
>hide in room playing runescape and listening to chinese cartoon music at full volume
nice

>>69915156
I'm showwy to call you a cow pwinchest.
Now! Bend over!!

>>69915292
does your parent ever talk to you about your habit?

>>69915332
no

>>69914680
because they know if I'm not at home then I'm at work or class

>>69915220
luxembourgish,french and german are the national languages
to do? drink alcohol ,visit castles and forts,shopping, we don't really have any big structures like the petronas towers or stuff like that

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>>69915292
>current year
>runescape

>>69915325
I don't believe you until I see some bewbies as a true symbol of your apology

>>69915292
>tfw 2004-2005 runescape
Those were the days, peak addiction.

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>>69915377
same
until it's too late (last year)

>>69915380
you didnt answer the 2nd question

>>69915390
what does luxembourgish sounds like
post vocaroo

>>69915394
come play, there's a thread on /vg/

>>69907991
School for slurs top fucking kek ahahahah.

>>69915415
HARAAAMM!
Boipucci first. Gentleman will honour lady's request.

>>69915390
Why is your monarch a Grand Duke? Why such a relatively low title? Why doesn't he promote himself to Prince or King?

>>69915499
this should do the trick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Jfor9KJdE
we have quite a lot of sh sounds

>>69915540
nah, i used to play from 2006 to 2011, had a pretty good account with max combat level but i can't remember the password anymore and there is no way in hell i will do that all over again

>>69915647
desu it sounds like our people that can't pronounce 'S'
is it comfy to work/resides there?

>>69915610
I'll honor it once I see that you are truly sorry

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>>69915499
I'm saying hi to you right now
hello

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>>69915750
comfyness and high salaries are the only things we have , the only thing hard about living here is that you have to be fluent in the 3 languages or else you won't find a job , here's a picture of my town
>>69915625
i believe the country has to become bigger for it to become a kingdom or something like that the whole grand-duke thing was decided after the napoleonic wars

>>69915655
how about gunz?
i used to played alot back in 2007-2008

>>69915894
>gunz
never heard of that game , elaborate please

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>>69915890
now i know where you live
prepare to get fuck boi

>>69915877
hi
where's your number

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>>69915759
So, that's it? Alright then. Kiss my peepee goodbye and I'm off to /y/!! BYE!!?

>>69915894
nope.

every eastern european played cs 1.6 and runescape in those years

>>69916007
>i know where you live
i have extra flags on so it isn't really a secret

>>69916004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt81R9YzHqw
are you the only guy from luxe to post in int?

>>69916045
thoughts on csgo?
thoughts on vp?
fav team?

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>>69916007
I don't have it,but I have yours
it's number 1

>>69916021
>peepee
So you are a boy?

>>69915890
Brunei is just over twice the size of Luxembourg but it has a Sultan (the Muslim equivalent of a King), and Bahrain is even smaller than Luxembourg but it has a King. Heck, Monaco is the world's second smallest country but its head of state is a Prince, not a Duke or Grand Duke.

>>69916164
the only one who's on here regularly , there are some temporary vistiors though like claude the bane of /deutsch/

>>69915750
>cant pronounce S
Are you a chink?

>>69916217
looked it up just now , it's because we used to be a vassal of the dutch king after the napoleonic wars and HRH just doesn't want to change it

>>69916195
>being too old for this bread
>still don't get the reference
Don't talk to me anymore unless boipucci is presented to me

>>69916177
let's start again
hi

>>69916217
kingdom size(or vassal) = king title
for muslim country we call them sultan since they aren't any other title for independent muslim king at that time
luxembuorg should be a duchy hence duke instead of king
t. european history lover and learner

>>69916269
1/4 chink
when i was a kid i cant pronounce L and S
now i can pronounce some L word and all S word

>>69916269
I thought it is R?

>>69916412
>t. european history lover and learner
smart boi

>>69916385
I am tempted but I cannot show it here

>>69916164
>thoughts on csgo?
my computer is not good enough to run it lel

>thoughts on vp?
vp?

>>69916507
no one wants to see non chink disgusting malay indian cock anyway

Good night everyone

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Are digital watch meme? Should I get a proper gentleman watch?

Pic related.

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>>69916412
hello,every AC in the uni is set to 18C,please help

>>69916561
You can only speak if your cock is above 5.5inches

>>69916600
digital watches are a meme , please stop whatever you are doing and get yourself a proper one

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>>69916600
at least get the classic one

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>>69916633
>inches

>>69916521
vp = virtus pro

>>69916482
it's more interesting than asean history which aren't that accurate due to nationalism
e.g; indo claim majapahit power projection the malay peninsular, borneo, and the whole indo
malay claim malacca power projection the northern malay peninsular, borneo and whole indo
thai claim all asean except viet their true rival is bengal, china and mongol
do you see what i mean?

>>69916608
if my lecture hall is too cold i usually wear thick clothes

>>69916737
i see what you mean

>>69916718
How long is yours?

>>69916663
>>69916694
Okies. Might buy this one because it looks cheap and then I gonna buy a second hand proper watch next time.

>>69916737
ASEAN history is more interesting in how the first civilization built.

>>69916924
please do , it doesn't have to be an expensive one just a watch that doesn't make you look like a 3rd grader
>>69916846
2 wiffle

>>69916424
They can't pronounce S unless you spell it with X. But then, it still sounded like Shh with a harsh, sharped sound. This >>69916412 plus some R especially at the beginning of a word and many others.

>>69916507
>what is imgur

gan

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>>69916737
can I borrow yours then?
mine don't cut it

>>69917086
You are not even sorry for your rude comments anyway you dumb little whore

>>69917077
2 waffle?

>>69917181
A Wiffle, also referred to as a WAM Assisted Measurement, is 89 millimeters (3.5 inches)

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>>69916981
i more interested with war department
war = development
the reason why our 1400 to 1700 are so vague is due to lack of conflict between kingdom (except majapahit in their island) and more to internal struggle between the prince of the realm who wants to be sultan by ignoring heir claim once the sultan dies

>>69917121
mine have fur inside but it doesnt show to others unless i unzip it
very comfy and has my cologne smells

>>69916840
between french, dutch and german
which one does lux prefer?

>>69917297
>french, dutch and german
language or poeple?

>>69917225
SEVEN INCH @~@

HOLY SHIT

>>69917374
>inch
don't the english use metric sytsem?

>>69917359
1. people
2. gov

>>69917414
we only use inch for dick comparison
others are in metric

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>>69917297
goodnight malay-chan,I hope you're happier,even just a bit

>>69917448
1.dutch
2.dutch
reason:same royal family, Benelux we share an army thy didn't try to invade us twice like the other two did, fellow lowlanders (even if we are the high part of the lowlands)
question , indonesians,thais or singaporeans

>>69917297
Well indeed war is interesting, but I more like to see behind the scene about each king.
Like it's a fact that Ken Arok (The first king of Singasari) is ancestor for most of the kings in Nusantara realm. His Majesty Hamengkubuwono X (governor and sultan of Jogjakarta Special Region) is one of them.

>>69917593
>ken arok
i read arok as ahok at first
makes me giggle.

If that's your interest, do you know that the current jordan king is a direct descendant of muhammad

>>69917454
even better if we can hold hands

>>69917591
does the lux join/became (vassal of) dutch back during the tyranny of lowlanders?
none but MAYBE singapore since a lot of malaysia has a lot in common with singapore such as people, relatives etc.

>>69917945
AHOK GO DIE IN HELL
REEEEE

>>69917999
>999
>hell
C-CONFIRMED

>>69917945
luxembourg became part of the netherlands during the congress of vienna where the english decided that luxembourg would become personal territory of the dutch king ( a personal union like in Eu4 , afterwards the luxembourgish and the belgians revolted and became fully independent

>>69917181
>little
I might be your aneki, so respect please!!

>>69918143
you have to beat him

>>69918255
no beating him, that's his fetish.

>>69917945
Wait I thought there's no direct descendant of Muhammad?

>>69918079
how long does it take before lux and bel revolt?
in year ofc

>>69918397
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hashemites
that include muhammad relatives/uncle/etc

>>69918408
it started in 15 years after becoming part of the netherlands and then 9 more years until full independence

>>69911758
>Australia
Lol, only if you're willing to get JEWED. We have a shitty PH tier internet back home.

>>69912815
For what reason?

>>69918448
>The Hashemites claim to trace their ancestry from Hashim ibn 'Abd Manaf (died c. 497 AD), the great-grandfather of the Islamic prophet Muhammad, although the definition today mainly refers to the descendants of Muhammad's daughter Fatimah.
Ah I forget about Fatimah. Well it's direct descendant but it's not really direct descendant since Arab is patrilineal not matrilineal.

im thinking about moving away from jakarta
maybe someplace calmer
where to?

Indo-chinese anon, fankui GENOSIDE WHEN? REEEEEEEE

>>69921662
Singkawang

>>69921823
>chinks
no

HELP PLOX!

is it easy to get a job as a web developer in Singapore?
I always liked their country and the fact theyre rich, speak english and have cute asean girls.

What sucks is the gov owned apartments and the expensive car license.

Also singaporean 3D girls are hard as fuck to ~make love~ with, right?

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flippy

>>69921662
Malaysia

>>69921906
>tiko

Fuck you, shitskin nigger. #CHINESEMASTERRACE

>>69921950
>going to a country without speaking the local language but relying on english
not a good attitude desu

>>69922458
formulated a bit wrong , i know that they speak english but it is not good if you can just speak english and none of the other languages , decreases you chances significantly i suppose

>>69921662
Batam

>>69921950
You better go to thailand or malaysia

no trolling

pengen ngentot gan

>>69922846
>no english as main language
>shitty salary
>shitty infraestrutura
>not as safe as Singapore

I dont like being rude but pls stfu.

>>69925614
Singapore
>Small flat, even for asian
>High taxes
>fine everywhere
>"You spit randomly, Pay fine or Jail!"
>"You drive below x kmh, Pay fine or Jail!"
>"You put your garbage randomly, Pay fine or Jail!"
>"You bring something stink, Pay fine or Jail!"
>"You are drunk outside, Pay fine or Jail!"
>"You chew gum, Pay fine or Jail!"
>good

also they are not speaking pure english, but singlish (Singapore english)
i've been ggone to singapore twice and their singlish is make me fucked up

>me: "Where is the bus stop?"
>singaporean: "???"
>me: "Sorry, i mean the busway stop?"
>Singaporean: "????"

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>>69927992
Better than Indonistan.

Pagi, you wagecuck.

>>69927992
Eeh... Good points.
But Singapore seems so funny though.
I guess HK is better to have fun?

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>>69928623
here's the view of the possible liveable Hongkong aparment

Why i said Malaysia or Thailand
>First
Malaysia near Singapore, and can into singapore just by thru the bridge between two country
Thailand airlines ticket to singapore is cheap

>Second
Salary is not that so shitty, but then again reasonable living needs price and reasonable tax

>Third
The law is not so tight than singapore, but better than the most asean countries

>Fourth
Also more adapable to citizen from country like brazil

If you choose thailand, choose beside thailand (ex. Nothanburi)

If you choose malaysia, Kuala Lumpur or Kuching are good start

>>69929071
>choose beside thailand

i meant Bangkok

What kind of jobs could i expect to work if I moved to somewhere in SEA?
I'm a big loser and failed life in america btw

>>69907464
>http://www.yugatech.com/feature/why-legit-adult-websites-were-blocked-for-child-porn/
will sadpanda be safe?

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>>69929406
Drug dealer in the Thai/Pinoy high society.
No one will suspect that the blond nerd looking American entering their nightclubs or hotels is dealing drugs to the rich people in there.

>>69931391
This. Have a surgeon make you an anal pocket and become a professional mule.

>>69916600
>2017
>needing a watch at all

watches are a meme now, just use your phone

>>69911091
5"2
85kgs
maybe its time to kill myself and reincarnate in a world where fat guys get to fuck pretty girls just like your NTR hentai doujinshi's.

>>69911091
5"5'
90Kg

>>69911091
5"7'

85 kg

>below 5"6
>less than 60 kg

There's no way you're not a girl.

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>>69932960
>>69933942
lmao go workout fatfuck

>>69934354
>wagecuck
>having any time for workout
kek.

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>>69934384
>he can find time to eat 20 times a day but cant find time to workout for 20 minutes a day

>>69934655
Spend sitting 10 hours a day for Mr. Cheng's dream yatch.
Another 4 hours sitting due to commute/traffic.
5 hours playing vidya/shitposting.
The rest are for sleeping, etc.

Have some sympathy for us wagecucks.

>>69929406
Just move to Malaysia

We can do it together.

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>>69935251
we can do it together

>>69930649
I don't mind if the blocks child porn
They should block live cam websites that where its at mostly

But this too much of a slippery slope and sjw tier

>>69934354
I'm probably obese by BMI but I have a heavy built body so I don't think I am not THAT fat

I don't mean to offend Filipinos asking this, but a lot people I met who immigrated from the Philippines told me that the infrastructure there is really poor. If that's true, how come there's so many of you online here posting? Shouldn't internet access be expensive and limited to you people?

>TAGALOGS

hehe

>VISAYANS
Yuck

>>69936128
They're poor that's why they have to migrate

Also paid cellphone poster shills