Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFcvr_tmjic

>>69906721
I didn't know
English was one of Japanese dialect.

ザエフナイスオツ

>>69906287
English language is derived from japanese.
>名前(namae, meaning "name") → name
>金田(kanada, person's name) → canada( leaf)
>おはよう(ohayo) → Ohio (state)
>切る(kiru, meaning 'to cut') → Kill

>怠い(darui, meaning 'dull') → dull
>ちょっと待って(Chotto matte) → Just moment
>凍る(Coru, meaning 'freeze') → Cold
>場取る(batoru, meaning 'occupy place') → battle

>述べる(noberu, meaning 'describe') → novel
>身(Mi, meaning 'body, or itself;) → Me
>君(kimi, meaning king in ancient japanese) → King
>だめ(dame, meaning no good) → damage

>>69906882

>汁(Ju, juice) → Juice
>疾苦(Siku, meaning suffering) → sick
>骨(hone, meaning bone) → bone
>負う(Ou, meaning owe) → owe
>潮(sio) → sea
>籠(kago, meaning basket) → Cargo
>なんぼ(nanbo, meaning how much) → number

乙乙

>>69906287
乙

>>69906882
>>69906922
>金田(kanada, person's name) → canada( leaf)
>ちょっと待って(Chotto matte) → Just moment
Don't make any sense.

>切る(kiru, meaning 'to cut') → Kill
>場取る(batoru, meaning 'occupy place') → battle
>述べる(noberu, meaning 'describe') → novel
>君(kimi, meaning king in ancient japanese) → King
>だめ(dame, meaning no good) → damage
You have to REALLY stretch it for those to make any sense.

The rest are just coincidences at best.
I know you're not serious but let's pretend for a second you are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHFHg5bWPB8

This is American dialect in Japanese language.
It seems that is more difficult than Hiroshima dialect a little.

Hear that taorila?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bDY0DfEjmo

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>>69906287
おちゅでちゅ
>>69906882
自分については?
>>69907179
吸え臀
読んでみな

Thread track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWejuL_Pps0

>>69907386
レムは気持ち悪い

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/01/11/health/salmon-tapeworm-food-study/index.html?sr=fbCNN011417salmon-tapeworm-food-study0130PMStoryGalLink&linkId=33378863

>>69907200
How to talk like a New Yorker:

>deadass, b!
>facts, b!
>you whylin' b!
>calling people "ma" or "son"
>it's brick outside!

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>>69907444
なんで?
Rem Maji Tenshi
かわいいじゃん
今季はめぐみんだけど

過度に自己犠牲的過ぎる?

in july i'm 2 weeks in tokyo.
what's the best things to do?

>>69907635
4chan

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>>69907663

well, good answer

but i'm not satisfied with this

>>69907635
pillage his gf.

>>69907564
You know their dialect much.

>>69907797
Lived in NYC for a short while.

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>>69907564
>nyu yoikah
>>69907612
かわいいじゃない。
短髪がかわいくない。
めぐみんがかわいい。
めぐみんは一番の少女

Does anyone get what this means?
>その先がみたいんですが!

>>69907833
Really?
Aren't those Ningbo and Yangzhou?

>>69907635

Go to Shinjuku and get raped????????

>>69908063
better than getting raped in brazil.

>>69906639
そんな「素敵」な女性は実在するのだろうか
まあ例外はあるかもしれないけど、
男性のように仕事をしていれば女性の性格も男らしくなってしまうらしい

男らしい女性とは結婚したくないし、そのような女性には育児がちゃんと出来ないじゃないかと言う不安もある
育児と家事の他にも、キャリアが出来るならいいけど、やはり子供と家の事を優先しないとダメだと思う
外の仕事で忙しいせいで家の仕事が十分に出来なくなる女性はやはり外の仕事を辞めた方がいい
結婚する前は、全部やっていけるかどうかは分からないから、女性が外の仕事をしていればそれを結婚する前に辞めた方がいいだろう
そして少ししたら、家の仕事でかなり余裕があると感じたら、そんな場合のみに外の仕事をやっていればいいと思う

個人的には、女性は絶対に働いてはいけないと言っているわけではないが、女性が働いているとしてもそれについて何の魅力も感じない
それに、上に書いた事から、逆に、働いていない方が女性らしい可能性があるんじゃないかなとも思う

まあ他人が奥さんを外で働かせるなら、自分には関係ないからどうでもいいが、俺は出来れば妻を外で働かせるのを避けたい
でも共働きが一般的なノルムになりかけているせいで、専業主婦になりたいという女性が少ない
俺にとってはその都合が悪いから、キャリアウーマンを否定し主婦を優先する社会のノルムがいい

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>>69907635

you should go to roppongi .
and fight with nigger .

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>>69907855
黒髪ロングが好きなんだ

例えば、けいおんの澪

>>69908018
その先がみたいんですが!
→
I want to know what will happen after this.

その先が after this

みたいんですが want to know what will happen

you're all no help at all

>>69908199

i will

>>69908218
>みたいんですが want to know what will happen
Hmm thanks, I didnt get that before

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>>69908154
まあ、専業主婦と子供を養える程の男も少なくなった
日本の社会は、女性を労働力として必要としているにもかかわらず、
子育て家庭への支援や子育て後の女性の進出に消極的だ
このことが、少子化の深刻な原因となっていると思う

>>69907200
>American dialect in Japanese language
これ?
https://is.4chan.org/wsg/1484404691233.webm

>>69908853
whats happening in the video what is she doing

どうでもいいけど外国人は
でーす
まーす
と伸ばすってステレオタイプはある

>>69908853
わろたw

She speaks American dialect in Japanese language perfectly.

>>69908853
your thoughts on china's claims to the south china sea, and their construction of artificial islands for military use

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>>69908975
凸守とBabymetalもdeathつけMars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZalkODOZ_HM

:DDDDDDDDDDDDd

>>69909315
メタリカの面々年取ったなぁ

>>69908709
>このことが、少子化の深刻な原因となっていると思う
子供を作らない理由はそうやって消せるが、
子供を作る理由が無ければ問題は解決しない

問題の基礎は老人の社会保障や老齢年金などだと俺は思う
高齢者が自分の子供に頼るのが必要であれば、子作りも当然再び必要となる

>>69908027
What do you mean?

>>69909301
>Implying he gives a fuck

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>>69909625
your thoughts on templates and autism

>>69909674
>8 vs. 2
Democracy fails again.

>>69909674
was that an eye opener for you?

>>69909700
very important in my life

うめえ。。
http://live.bilibili.com/227

Why wasn't I born in Japan?

>>69909854
because you are a beautiful russian born in russia

ケバブ売りってすごく態度悪いw

Why was I born.

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i need to cultivate my inner strength

>>69909854
you would be a loser there too

>>69909854
I like Russia!

>>69909443
>子作りも当然再び必要となる
その通りなんだけど子作りのための肝心の女性が子供を 産む気がないんだよなあ
eisenhowerがアメリカで大統領やってた時のように、誰でも結婚できた時代はもう戻らないんだわ

>>69909960
I'M NOT A LOSER HERE!

>>69909957
because your mum is cute and your dad is a pedo

http://live2.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv284899241
english

>>69910051
Are you a cтиляги?

>>69910051
reported for being kawaii

>>69909913
>ケバブ売り
殆どがトルコ人ではなくパキスタン人だそうだ

what if you find me fucking your sister?

>>69910051
your thoughts on chechen rebels

>>69910221
i would laugh my ass off. then i would sit down and talk to you and ask you how you finally got a white girl.

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>>69909957
避妊し損なったから
>>69910006
子供を産みたいような男がいないという現実
>>69910051
i love Russian lolis

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>>69910102

>>69910360
all i want from life is to marry mayuyu you feel?

一番美味しい日本のビールは?

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日本が核武装して、チョンを排斥して、外人旅行者数を制限して、教育を改善して、さらにドエロリが泣きながら求めてきて
そしたらやっと子どもを持つか考え始めるだろう
スタート地点が遠いのだ

>>69910091
No

>>69910405
店で飲む生ビールは美味しい
缶やビンはどれもイマイチ

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そう、マズローの欲求5段階説でいえば、最低限の安全欲求さえ満たされていない

>>69910405
地ビール

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>>69910379
pic
>>69910405
ワイは麒麟派
ただ、九州で飲んだ銀河高原ビールの生は美味かった
>>69910495
この前に、嫁の郷に行った時、
『キリン一番搾り 徳島づくり』
を飲んだ
まじ、美味い

結局、ご当地で飲むご当地ビールが美味いのかも

日本では年収300万以下は結婚できない、
500万でも半分しかできない。
平均年収が400万だから日本人はほとんど結婚できない

>>69910594
nonono russian mayuyun

女はロシアに行けば綺麗になり、アメリカに行けば汚くなる
ロシアの女は近場でもちゃんと化粧していい着て出かけるらしい

>>69910056
見てよ

>>69910405
サッポロ黒ラベルかエビス
スーパードライは味覚障害

>>69910773
ドイツだって化粧しないけど、みんな可愛いよ
というかアメリカ人の20%はドイツ系だからドイツの文化が相当入り込んでると思われる

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>>69910630
そして結婚しないと7割の人たちは幸せにはなれない

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>>69910877
>ドイツだって化粧しないけど、みんな可愛いよ

>>69910877
お、おう

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ロンドンやパリなどを除けば、都会はどこの国も可愛い子が多い
逆に田舎も、、

>>69910877
黄人は化粧しないとバケモン

>>69910798
水銀の温度計つか
デジタルでも
直感的にatやろ
説明はできんが
試験のための試験やね
つまらん

>>69910941
みんなドイツ人はブスっていうけど俺は可愛いと思う
日本人なんかよりずっと良いよ
女性らしさは確かに無いけどそんなの求めてないし・・・
スカートもヒールもはかないけど、それだけが女性じゃないからさ

I just watched a documentary about Japanese biker gangs and how violent they were back in the 90s.
What the hell happened Japan? You guys used to be cool

>>69911052
それは激しく同意w

>>>/wsg/1489917

>>69911060
どんな情報であろうとも
しかないじゃん

>>69911069
ドイツ人を平気に読んだけどスカートをスカトロと読んだ

>>69911094
america was great what happened?

>>69911122
スカトロ議長に報告

>>69910798
なんか、予備校の回答ってこういうふうに解説するんだ
どうでもいいな

>>69911094
my cool policemen papa killed them all

>>69910006
一生結婚出来ない男は、おとなしく消えてしまわないだろう
内戦になりかねない
男性が多過ぎる時代は戦争が社会の安定に導く

>>69911150
We suck at banter
>>69911200
Japan has black people to shoot at?

>>69911094
japanese is getting poor.
they can not buy bike anymore

>>69911200
i hope you never see my face or name....

It's a joke

>>69911150
australia never been great what happened?

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死ね

三島由紀夫ニュースで見たけど普通に笑顔イケメンだった
Does anyone agree with me?

if you eat too much you get fat
if you fuck too much you get AIDS
if you sleep too much you get lazy
if you read too much you become depressed

>>69911403
You first
糞デンスカめ

>>69911105
その動画傷付く

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>>69911403

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専業主婦は日本で一番幸せな職業

Can someone help me understand this?

https://nhentai.net/g/131136/4/
>よし行くわよ
>I'm going.
>みちっ
>???

https://nhentai.net/g/131136/5/
>スーパーハカーに頼んでシノンの装備と (たぶん) 気付かれないであろう範囲でマイナーチェンジしてもらった
>I (perhaps) asked a Super Hacker to take Sinon's equipment and do some minor changes to it. -> What's with the 範囲 though?
>何か変な感じ... やけに見られてる気もするし...
>There's this strange feeling... What's with those awful looks...

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>>69906882

can u stop using kanjio? its shit

also, how do i write kill la kill in katakana and hiragana ONLY

>>69911540
そのサイト、マルウェアが仕込まれてるっぽいよ

>>69911540
Ups, its
>I asked a Super Hacker to take Sinon's equipment and do some minor changes to it (perhaps) without her being aware of it. -> What's with the 範囲 though?

>>69911376
well when the brits came over they brought over a bunch of convicts, wo we were a giant prison for a while, then the freed convicts were all like we want to rule our selves and rebelled. they completely failed.
we had some gold but then Chinese came over to take it all.
we became a country with states, which was cool but we still had a queen...
Australia started to grow. then ww1 were we sent over a bunch of people to die on a beach (we celebrate this loss every year as the day we built our image)
then we were doing fine and ww2 oh ok lets help out with the.... oh fuck japan is coming for us lets deal with that, to which japanese put our soldiers and nurses in camps and abused them. but america finaly came and helped us

then a bit later America was like oh hey help us over here so we went to Vietnam where we got fucked.

since then Australia follows America around and we go to other wars.

our economy never grew because we only farm and dig and anyone good at anything leaves because there are no opportunities for anything here.
but in general we have always had a stupid government that wont do anything to make the country grow.

>>69911578
do you have sadpanda?
https://exhentai.org/s/c1a34ce8ad/802684-4
Otherwise
http://asmhentai.com/gallery/9620/4/

>>69911376
We didn't have enough time to develop on our own between Federation and the ongoing excessive American influence combined with modern telecommunications, and now even with America's decline our fledgling culture is at threat of being swamped by Asiatics.

For Australia to become great, we must cut ourselves off from America, and resist economic temptations from Asia.

I propose, in basic terms, a focus on nation-building, self-sufficient security policy, and the direction of minerals-based wealth to long-term infrastructure and institutional reform policy.

A mostly isolationist foreign policy is ideal, but we should be friendly (though not bound) the the other White Commonwealth nations and to a lesser extent Europe, with a special focus on solidarity with nations with similar domestic political trajectories, and always open to gobbling up territory in our neighbourhood (be it South-East Asia or the South Pacific). We must also protect ourselves against any potential fifth-column, by excluding new (and removing current) foreigners from enemy nations.

In line with this foreign policy, we must be careful in choosing our trading partners; we should not be selling important minerals to enemy nations like India or China, especially not if those same minerals may increase their military capacity. Indeed the prime use for many of our minerals should be in domestic weapons manufacture - nuclear armament remains a singularly attractive option for an independent nation seeking to deter foreign aggression, and in my view it is essential for Australia to pursue this option.

In other words: a great Australia is a pipe-dream.

>>69911403
×死ね
○死ぬ
>>69911411
知らなかったの?
>>69911540
エロマンガは読めるようになってから読もうね
みちっ;膣の中で何かが詰まっていることを暗示するオノマトペ
以下略
>>69911578
それ、以前に違法共有っぽいね

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Yo, I'm in Japan for the rest of the year.
All I wanna know right now is if I will get a visit from the cops the moment I open my torrent client. I forgot my external hard drive at home, and I really don't feel like getting v& for downloading Game Center CX episodes.

>>69911411
ホモはイケメンが多いからな

>>69911642
too long. Write composition in 30 words or less

>>69911642
>he thinks the Eureka scum were in any way important to Australia's development
It's a good thing those devils were put down; more's the shame that their modern-day cheerleaders don't meet the same fate. God Save the Queen!

>>69911764
are you a gay?

>>69911784
It's all America's fault. Let's kill China.

>>69911784
we never developed as a country by ourselves.
we follow America around like a lost sheep
our government is stupid
japan raped our nurses
>>69911804
FUCK THE QUEEN

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>>69911546
The logo is in katakana only

>>69911863
katana? what is katana

>>69911844
Treason is a criminal offence in Australia, and that meets the definition of it. What you have typed is illegal.

>>69911730
>みちっ;膣の中で何かが詰まっていることを暗示するオノマトペ
Oh, I didn't knew that. Is it the same as ミシ or
みし? So a Creak sound?

Could you help with >>69911598 too?

>>69911827
No. Mishima was apparently a woolly woofter.

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>>69911896
you know if that was ever exercised every country would vote to become a republic.

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>>69911642
>>69911695
From now on, China will grow Australia IMO
>>69911764
三島はナルシストで有名だからな
>>69911863
懐かしいにゃ
>>69911935
ミシッだと「裂けちゃう」という感じ

>>69911977
china will become best friend if we are smart

Do you australian admire the queen as the monarch of australia?

>>69911977
Ah, so a rip sound, that's understandable

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>>69911840
>kill China
can't and don't have to.
What we need to do to kill them is only to have nukes and to control Tibet and Uyghur

>>69911969
A vote to become a republic is also treason. Moreover, it cannot ever be sensible or in any way legitimate, as the constitutional rules upon which such a vote would depend are themselves reliant upon the sovereignty of the crown; it is akin to chopping off your own legs out from under yourself.

If this country is ever again subjected to such vote, and that vote is passed, then I will personally kill as many republicans as I possibly can, in the name of the Queen and her successors, the only rightful and legitimate government of this my nation. I'm not even being edgy here.

>>69912024
it dangerous to have one they have too much potential power.
i do not admire her she was born into her position. she does nothing apart from "uniting" her countries.

>>69911977
>>69912013
We must kill China. They are not, and never will be, our friends.

>>69912077
>have nukes
Agree. By "kill China" I just mean shut them down and keep them contained and hamstringed. Ideally we could get rid of the communists, too.

>>69912024
I am not interested in the Queen as a person. I am wholeheartedly supportive of the monarchy as an institution. Anybody who isn't doesn't deserve to call himself an Australian.

>>69912131
i don't want to start this fight again... we should not have a queen ESPECIALLY a foreign one. there is no reason for her to exist.
>I'm not even being edgy here.
ha
>>69912208
>We must kill China
how is china our enemy. if anything you should be against japan...
>>69912208
>Anybody who isn't doesn't deserve to call himself an Australian.
how can you support them. how honestly how?

「帰ってきたヒトラー」を観た。
メルケルの映像や、他の映画のパロディ、風刺も満載で面白かった。
一か月くらい前に、この作品、面白いよとお勧めしてくれたドイツ旗に感謝。

>>69912289
Our Queen is not a foreign Queen. Our Queen is the Queen of Australia.

A country with no monarch is no country, and can have no laws. No laws means republicans get butchered.

China wants our resources and our land. The only reason they don't just take them from us is because America is big enough to dissuade them. Japan is in a similarly precarious position. They are a natural ally for us. Both Australia and Japan must build strength in order to protect against China, because America is in decline and we cannot forever depend upon American protection. Moreover it is desirable that we should stand apart from America; we are exploited by America, too, though doubtless they are a gentler master than China.

Idk why but most of Australians who learn Jp I met online/irl are from Merbourne.

>>69912422
Melbourne isn't part of Australia.

>>69912422
Melbourne is part of Austria, satoshi

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>>69912404

i hate chinks too friend

>>69912448
ofc i know its part of china haha

>>69912131
The renewed push for a republic comes more than a decade after the failed 1999 referendum, in which about 45% of Australians voted in favour of replacing the Queen with a head of state elected by parliament – a model which many believed divided supporters.

we had one in 1999 and only just lost the number would be so much higher now

>>69912404
she does not live in Australia she lives in England. her benefits are not ours.

>A country with no monarch is no country, and can have no laws. No laws means republicans get butchered.

that's just not true.

>China wants our resources and our land
and england just wants our money

>They are a natural ally for us.
you fucking weeb. they are not "our natural ally" they are still an American puppet state.
>>69912448
yeah its not

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>>69912404
>Our Queen is the Queen of Australia.
Could our Emperor become your Emperor?
cause we are so good friends
>>69912448
What country does Melbourne belong to?

>>69912649
if America never stopped you we would have the same emperor.

Melbourne and Adelaide are not Australian they are city states

【吉報】たった今、普段の3倍くらいの量のうんこが出た
嬉しいので皆さんにシェアします

>>69912624
Nope, polls say it'd be much, much lower. Most people have come to their senses.

Our Queen is our Queen. It's as simple as that.

Law can only come from sovereign power. Read Hobbes.

We don't give England money.

Japan and Australia are both puppets of America and both threatened by China. What could possibly make co-operation undesirable?

>>69912649
>Could our Emperor become your Emperor?
Only by conquest. Of course I don't support any such thing.

>What country does Melbourne belong to?
The LGBTIQ*+-Friendly People's Democratic Socialist Republic of Chicom Malbourne

>>69912745
Adelaide should be the capital of Australia.

>>69912814
いいね!押してやるから早くFacebookに画像うp

三島はホモ

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>>69912745
>if America never stopped you
Japan and Australia would have the same emperor who is called Donald Trump
>>69912856
>Only by conquest. Of course I don't support any such thing.
above

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>>69912317
>この作品、面白いよとお勧めしてくれたドイツ旗
ドイツ旗
だって…
この映画をすすめたのは ぼくです･･･

三島は生きてたほうが面白かったわ絶対

One of the night shift cashiers at my local conbini is named おおで

He has his hair dyed orange

What goes on in your mind おおでさん?

What keeps you up at night おおでさん?!

>>69912856
>Adelaide
built off racist immigrants
>sydney
built off forced convicts and headed by racist Brits
no Adelaide shouldn't

>Our Queen is our Queen. It's as simple as that.
she has no right to be. and its not simple we change it its not something we have to put up with.
aren't you also the Aussie that said women shouldn't be allowed to do a "mans" job does this not conflict in your tiny brain?

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It's so cold in Hokkaido today

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インドとシナの金盾が無くなるのを想像すると眠れない

>>69913067
post your pussy and snow

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>>69912013
>china
>a friend

>>69913235
you must be so lonely

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>>69913101
-19 you call that cold, fkn gook?

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>>69913101
tfw I don't live in hokkaido

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>>69913039
i mistook pic
>>69913067
泣くなまゆゆ
>>69913076
横手、大手、覆手
「おおいで」なら大出というのもある
もちろん
「おおでさん」
だが
何を連想している?

>>69913071
楯の会が政府を乗っ取った方が面白かったわ絶対

>>69913094
>muh racism
Who cares?

>no right
Sovereignty, heredity, legitimacy - these are the most profound rights of all.
You're correct to say that it's not something we have to put up with - it's something to celebrate. We are a civilised nation by merit of the monarchy's rule; republics are non-countries.

>conflict
Nope. Women shouldn't do men's jobs, and while ruling the country is a man's job and I think the royal family would be wise to adopt a stronger system of male preference, the authority of the Queen overawes my powers of natural reason; I have no standing to argue. Dealing with complexity and ambiguity is an important part of having a brain that isn't tiny; give it a go.

>>69913076
>What keeps you up at night おおでさん?!
Probably his night shift.

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>>69913322
カナダ氏
中出し

ははmy best joke

>>69913235
Ok. We are not friends.

>>69913067
まゆゆもこの映画を、お勧めしてくれたの?知らなかった。
自分と話した人はドイツ旗だったんだ。
まゆゆは、この映画のどの場合が面白かった?

>>69913375
Really makes you think.

>>69913369
知らん

おおでくんの名札はひらがなで書かれた

>>69913322
people die in freeze at +10 celsius in taiwan, leafy leaf

>>69913375
you happen to be a jlpt n1 holder?

>>69913556
fug meant to quote >>69913289

>>69913527
自分が*

>>69912649
Please stop lewding the explosion

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>>69913322
>>69913393
In Hokkaido,
Cannabis leaves are prohibited.
>>69913546
とりあえず、おおで君からおでん君を買おう

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Mushi mushi Tamogotchi

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man this other aussie is a gay nerd

>>69913375
this is going nowhere its just subjective points and no facts. your mind wont change. either will mine.

>>69913582
Nah, I put off taking the test for ages, so I haven't go anything yet. I was going to sit the N1 last year but the guy running it here told me that since it's my first time I should go one level down, so I'm waiting for my N2 results (but I expect them to be quite good, as I didn't find the test too difficult).

Honestly, I shall need to study hard if I hope to pass the N1 at the end of this year, because my kanji knowledge is crap and my grammar is a bit below standard.

Why do you ask?

>>69913723
Nonsense. I have the objective points and the facts; you wilfully ignore them.

>>69913416
nii hao
xin nian kwai la

>>69912013
>>69912289
Are you native white Australian or are you a Chinese in Australian? You are worth more to China with your opinions and support if it is the former case and not the case, even though you are still worth a considerable amount if it is the latter.

>>69912077
You know, even if America let you have nukes, we never would allow it. Unless you are talking about integrating yourself and your people (along with your country) into the Chinese hivemind and help us tame the Uyghurs and pacify, not control, the Tibetans.

>>69911840
Don't know why I am replying to this worthless bait post of yours, but if you could kill us, you probably would have already. The mere fact that we are still alive means that you are either too scared or incapable of taking that challenge on. Pussy ass faggot.

>>69910221
I'd kill you in the most inhumane method possible, but only after excruciatingly long hours of torture. Maybe cut off slivers of your meat one by one leaving your extremities last to go. Death by a thousand cuts. That, or tie each of your limbs to a 450 horsepower car and have the drivers floor the accelerator simultaneously, shredding you to piece.

>>69913793
because i'm just curious and guessed so judging from your level of grasping jp.

>>69914049
你好, 新年快乐。大日本

>>69914104
あけましておめでとう

本当に中国の方ですか
びっくり
(@_@)

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よし寝ようか
朝はこいつらに会う予定なんだ
おやすみ

>>69914063
We will build nukes. We might even share some with Japan. The fact is that we must exterminate the red menace once and for all. America, too, flies the red flag; they come after you.

You are right that for now we are incapable. My proposition is that Australia must adopt policies directed towards creating the requisite capability.

女子の髪を嗅ぐなんて何も悪くないだろう

>>69913793
>I have the objective points and the facts;
why should we have a monarchy?

reasons to change
the only power she has is to interrupt our democratic government.
being born into a family does not make you fit to run a country.
the people are potentially powerless.
we have no idea how our next king will act.
we cant vote them out if they start to be oppressive.
an australian head will have our interests at heart.

there is absolutely no reason to have an English head of state.

>>69914063
half Australian with my mothers family being completely Australian/English. and half Chilean who are ridiculously patriotic.

>>69914063
>I'd kill you in the most inhumane method possible, but only after excruciatingly long hours of torture. Maybe cut off slivers of your meat one by one leaving your extremities last to go. Death by a thousand cuts. That, or tie each of your limbs to a 450 horsepower car and have the drivers floor the accelerator simultaneously, shredding you to piece.

haha, you only act aggressively when your opponent is a weak guy from the third world
but when a white dude is fucking your sister then you say nothing
cheng pls

>>69914300
>ridiculously patriotic.
to Australia not Chile they hated Chile

>>69914104
>>69914104
you live in mainland?
im wondering whether you're officially allowed to post here

>>69914104
多謝 zhong guo daren

>>69914063
Btw, I don't even have a sister.
>>69914232
Ok. Go build your nukes. We can see which one of us has the better aim and delivery methods.
>>69914300
I see, rare to see someone of your race (ethnicity) supporting China. Welcome.

>>69914374
paid propaganda?

>>69914063
>, we never would allow it.
You can't do anything commie fag

oh my god.
> Chinese who can speak English
> They can talk with three billion people.

Nihao chink commie, do you enjoy raping muslims in Uyghur?

>>69914344
Irregardless whether it be a poo colored Peruvian like yourself or a cumskin white, I would still kill you in the most barbaric fashion possible. Hell, I'd probably be even more savage to whitey just because they are more sneaky, intelligent, and dangerous. At least they think they are.
>>69914374
Technically not supposed to, but I haven't been pincushioned into the pavement by a hail of bullets from a death van riding death squad yet, so it must mean my attitude and opinions I post on here jives with the current regimes political agenda.
>>69914401
欢饮你来到中国来找我玩。 這里有很多漂亮的妹子,给你介绍

>>69914414
Sydney and Melbourne are 20% Chinese please no nukes there

>tfw nobody said good-night to me

>>69914300
There is no justification for treason. None of the "reasons" you have listed have any validity whatever. Democratic government is a sham, a scam, and an enemy of civilisation.

I have told you already: read Hobbes. You are spouting a lot of platitudes with perhaps the odd truism; none of it is new and none of it is relevant.

Moreover, God bless Augusto Pinochet.

>>69914414
>rare to see a foreigner in Australia supporting the enemies of Australia
Not rare at all, desu, especially since it sounds like his ancestors were red scum.

>>69914676
>Irregardless
Frankly, I am having real trouble making myself dislike you. You're not Chinese at all, are you?

>>69914543
Anything except turn your island into a barren nuclear wasteland. It's not like we wanted to live on this planet with you anyways.
>>69914635
No. I do not enjoy rape, unlike some of my genocidal psychopathic baby-killing neighbors.

>>69914676
I've heard they don't really care what you say in foreign languages, as long as you don't try to stir up trouble in Chinese.

>>69914817
>Anything except turn your island into a barren nuclear
Why do you allow us to have tons of Plutonium and engineers?

Why are chinks so angry everyday?
They need comfort women like this >>www.kan-deli.net/main

>>69914782
>There is no justification for treason.
yes the fact that the people have no power is justification enough

> None of the "reasons" you have listed have any validity whatever.
you have not given any reason apart from
>WE HAVE QUEEN SO WE ALWAYS HAVE QUEEN
>Democratic government is a sham, a scam, and an enemy of civilisation.

we are basically a democracy now we have a constitution we just have the queen who can decide at any point to fuck us.

>I have told you already: read Hobbes.
telling me to read something does nothing its just a way for you to try and end an argument without saying anything for yourself.
if it has anything that explains why having a queen is good tell me then.

>Augusto Pinochet.
was a disgusting person

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>>69914676
> 漂亮的妹子

我喜歓她
Anonymous先生是很好的人

>>69914918
Because you haven't started enriching them with centrifuges.

Engineers are kept alive because they can be easily brainwashed and converted to Chinese, or killed.

The minute we catch wind that your engineers are weaponizing your Plutonium and Uranium stockpiles, your island is literally toast.

支那人叫声高但不実行一度

>>69915128
Can you see our basements from there?

>>69915262
No, but our heat-seeking bunker buster nuclear missiles can.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4119938/Two-teenage-girls-possessed-start-babbling-incoherently-receiving-Satanic-messages-WhatsApp.html

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>>69913101
At least you guys have actual insulation and central heating in your houses.
I'll take -20 degrees outside over 10 degrees inside any day. AC units are not a real heating solution.

bunch of cringe posts here

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>all this epeen

>>69915262
Also
>hiding in your basement and building basement nukes.
This is literally impossible to do as an individual. Believe me, I have tried.

>>69915294
You need to bake us now

>>69915324
It's always baffled me why Japanese homes are so cold in the winter. Why don't you have proper insulation?

>>69915324
>actual insulation
wear more clothes you babby

>>69915088
>people have no power
Nor should they. This is all the more reason to remain obedient.

>not given any reason
The burden is not on me; you are the on arguing in favour of crime and evil, so you must justify it.

>democracy ... constitution
And wrongfully so. Sweep these things away. The power of the crown by rights should be absolute. What is more, even without the matter of legitimacy, the fact is that democratic and pseudo-republican government has proven itself to be thoroughly deleterious to the moral fabric and the spirit of the nation.

>Hobbes
It's a long and very good book. I cannot do it justice. The fact is that he sets out, from first principles, by way of a clear thought experiment, an unassailable argument in favour of absolute sovereignty in general, and hereditary monarchy in particular. Without these things, you have anarchy and violence.

>Pinochet
The man was a hero. Chile has disgraced his memory - look at the place now! Barely better than its neighbours, when not but a few decades ago it had all the opportunity in the world. And they even have the gall to let an Allende near the levers of power. Dreadfully disappointing.

>chink

>>69914817
Don't mind, daren.
There are some Japanese and some people of English sphere and some Korean-Japanese and some Asian-Japanese.
I don't know where all of them are from.

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I fapped

支那””””人””””を全滅させようぜ

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>>69915522
Is that this?

>>69906287
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int

>>69915453
>so you must justify it.
i did

>And wrongfully so. Sweep these things away. The power of the crown by rights should be absolute.
it isn't though she never governs
she has the power but at them moment she does nothing

>Without these things, you have anarchy and violence.
what is the french revolution

>The man was a hero.
don't.

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我日本鬼子!
我破壊支那共産党!

>>69915734
rude

What's there to do in Japan for a non-weeaboo visitor? What regions are the most beautiful, what cities are the coolest?

I realized that while I've wanted to visit Japan for a long time, there's not really anything specific I'd ever thought about doing there.

>>69915709
>i did
Nope. You gave me a lot of democratic rubbish with no thought; nnot interesting.

>she never governs
She should, or more realistically, a direct delegate should.
>has power, does nothing
The problem is the nothing, not the power. The nothing comes from the democratic politics that is in the way. Scrap that, encourage the Queen to use her power, and the problem is solved.

>what is the french revolution
Anarchy and violence.
The only way it was resolved was by bringing in a new pseudo-monarch in the form of l'Empereur.

>Pinochet
We need a man like him in this country, to clear out the trash. Would you like a helicopter ride, or perhaps a stay at the cricket grounds?

>>69915461
Indifferent. Frictional unemployment is natural and labor mobility will ensure that those 600 Chinese find new work elsewhere.

Meanwhile, you still have to pay maintenance and upkeep costs for your new machines while accounting for the depreciation costs on an annual basis.

>>69915734
kawaii

>>69915879
Oh, by the way
you are zhoung guo ren, aren't you?
Did you came to riben?

>>69915468
Thank you, 大日本.

I hope one day China will have more people like yourself to share your excellent culture with us.

Our people need to learn from your disciplined work ethic, organizational skills, and attention to cleanliness.

串だろうが、かなり悪質

「普通」の中国人はここにはこれない
中国は、多くのvpn串を解放しているが
情報を抜くためだと言われている

>>69915558
>>69915734
為すべきを成そう

>>69915925
and your spouting authoritarian nonsense.

one person should be able make decisions but they should be voted in. if the government is not for the people why have them. why live just to follow everyone else because we are told to. we are not cattle. in your ideal world what is the point to living?

>women cant work and only have the option of having children
>people can't follow dreams.
>unless you are born into a rich family you cant do anything.
>no free speech.
>no reason to try.

what would be the point in a world like this.
at least in a democracy you can work hard to achieve what you want.

>>69916001
太謝謝你了
we are not good people like that.
btw, A Chinese person who is a graduate of the Tokyo university came to my place of work recently.
It seems that he is strict person. (;^_^

>>69916279
>your
you're*

>>69915928
honestly I dont have anything personal against china but you guys are too greedy and friendship is based on giving rather than taking
soon by a short message on QQ , 56 chink factories will know that Im not longer their friend

>>69916279
Voting is a distraction, smoke and mirrors, an illusory good necessitated only by rebellious stupidity.

The state is a private holding of the sovereign and nothing more. This is not a matter of preference or ideal but of inevitable reality.

I do not propose that the sovereign should (or indeed even can) rule alone. He will doubtless have advisers, experts, sources of knowledge and information. This is good.

What is no good is to have him beholden to idiots, or to short-term political expediency. That is democracy.

The fact is that man is not so very different to cattle. See him run to and fro at the behest of the politician, the newspaperman, the boss, the celebrity prostitute. You cannot remake human nature, and especially not with wishful thinking. With a monarch, the cattle know who is the drover; without a monarch, the drover is hidden, but still certainly there, and therefore free to act dangerously and unconscionably.

The point, regardless of one's circumstances or politics, is to live virtuously, to pursue truth, goodness and beauty. Indeed politics is one of the great obstacles to the good life. Do away with it - leave it to the monarch, whose divine purpose it is.

This emphasis on getting what one wants misses the point, or jumps the gun. What should you want? Letting people achieve what they want but shouldn't want is vicious. The cattle must be shown the right direction, not choose for themselves, lest they die of thirst or get eaten by wild animals.

Anyway, I am done derailing this thread. It seems to me that you are a lost cause and a blockhead. You have drawn me in to an entirely off-topic discussion for the last time. I will no longer respond to you. I suggest that you try to stick to relevant content.

>>69916425
When a Chinese person moves to Japan do they get a Japanese name? I mean like they become Victor Chen or David Lim when they move to America, do they become チェン孝弘 or リム良介?

>>69916885
>they become Victor Chen or David Lim when they move to America
I suppose if your name is hard to pronounce you might change it... but otherwise why would you? Victor Chen and David Lim were probably born in America.

金盾ってhttps使えば簡単に突破できるとか聞いたけどちがうの?

>>69917035
I don't mean like any old Victor Chen, I mean immigrants or even Chinese people in China who do international business or who are in entertainment, there's definitely a pattern of adopting an unofficial western name with them.

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>>69916869
ironically enough, you actually convinced me.
i will give my politics more thought, thank you.

>>69916425
不用谢。

>>69916555
First of all, who are you to lecture me on how the bonds of friendship are formed? You are rather dumb if you believe friendship is based entirely on giving rather than receiving. If such was the case, there would be no world hunger as one person would be feeding the entire world everyday. He (or she) would feel obligated through friendship to continuously give food or other materials with no compensation whatsoever. That's not friendship. That's slavery. Ask the janitor.

A friendship is a two-way street. One gives, and takes.

Secondly:
>Mixing personal relationship with business relations
You are a either a bad businessman, or a bad friend.

Regardless, those 56 factories are lucky, and should thank the Heavens, that you do not consider them your "friend" anymore. They can do without a person like you and would, in my professional opinion, be better off if such was the case.

>>69916885
No, they use their own name in Japan.
Though the people who are naturalized may not do.
I don't know the details.

>>69917191
they get given out western names at school
my cousins wife is Chinese.

in japan they just use their characters i think and give pronunciation it with kana like other Japanese people.

>>69906287
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int

>>69917293
i edited my sentence and didn't reread
>in japan they just use their characters i think and give pronunciation it with kana like other Japanese people.
in japan they just use their characters. i think they just give the pronunciation with kana like other Japanese people.

>>69917193
You're the half-Aussie, half-Chilean with hardcore patriotic parents, right? You're the good guy that supports China. He's the bad guy that laughably wants to kill China.

Don't listen to him. Don't give your politics more thought. Your original thinking was correct. He is the incorrect one here.

Fuck that guy.

>>69917449
CHINA STRONG

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>>69917449
>Don't give your politics politics more thought
it was the thing i was criticizing him for... i still feel like you should never stop growing your opinions.

and it makes sense to have one head that everyone supports. my problem is when people have no free will.
in England history it wasn't like that if you didn't like the king you just built an army and take over. but now it is different. and in japan they kept the emperors family i guess for that reason.
i do still like china :) but the government is very authoritarian. and the fact that you don't like open minds is worrying.

i was being close minded but to be honest him just yelling treason wasn't helping.
his final post was good.

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>>69917756
これかw

*teleports behind all your countries and nukes them all before teleporting back again*

>>69917857
yes,
it's like a space station.

>>69917756
not really, that city is shit
dirty water, horrendous pollution and food made with oil from the sewers

>>69917875
hacks

>>69918321
Have you ever been to shanghai?
I hear shanghai is very large city.

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>>69906287
MAID JOTARO
A
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J
O
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A
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O

This is sinful degenracy and I hate myself for loving it.

>>69918930
Fuck off.

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>>69919208
I mean OP shouldn't have posted that pic if he didn't expect people who like jojo flooding in. I'm here for the thread though. I like lurking even if I cannot speak japanese.
Be nice Sven pls.

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知彼知己、百戰不殆

>>69918321
I get the feeling that while the city in Blade Runner was based on a grim image of what a future Tokyo might look like, Shangai is a real life reproduction of the city in Blade Runner.

>>69920116
many asian cities are inspirations for the cyberpunk genre

>>69920312
hey taorila
are you monolingual?

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>>69914635
Reminder that Uyghurs are patriots and ever lasting friendship with Hans

>>69920387
im bilingual obviously

but i can also understand french to a certain degree

>>69910051
Reported for announcing a report

>>69919517
>知彼知己、百戰不殆
听党的话,百仗百胜

>>69921169
koreaboo?

>>69921230
Nah m8, I'm not a part of this giant circlejerk

>>69921582
dam

>>69921188
what does it mean?

>>69921606
Why are you learning Japanese, my shitposting friend?

>>69921650
The technical translation for it is, “listen to party, one hundred battles, one hundred victories"

What it actually means is, "listen to the party, or we won't resuscitate you when you get shot and sent to the field hospital"

听党的话,百仗百胜 is plastered on all the hospitals here.

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もし もし

>>69921925
>learning Japanese
i would like to work over there
why are you


how am i shit posting?

>>69921743
I see.
the former is 彼を知り己を知れば、百戦危うからず.
the latter is 聴党的話,百仗百勝. thanks
>>69921930
謝謝
Is that CPC's sentence?
Doesn't it mean good thing?

>>69922037
>what is your flag
I'm learning it because I've always wanted to, I don't even like anime

>>69922635
>what is your flag
>why do you murder jews?
generalizing much
>I've always wanted to,
what as a child drew you to the language?

>>69922405
I don't know if it's good or bad. Reckon if you are in China though, it'd be best to do as the Chinese do and listen to them.

They could wind up saving your life, like they did mine. Granted they were the ones that sent me to the hospital in the first place.

>tfw still remember enduring 6 hours of indescribable pain as I made my way to the hospital and passed out in front of the hospital entrance.
>tfw a kind guard wearing a communist uniform helped me up and supported me inside where the doctors and nurses treated me.
I'll never forget.

>>69922730
>why do you murder jews?
Cheap soap
>what as a child drew you to the language?
As a kid I watched a lot of documentaries n sheeit and I really liked the ones about (something in) Japan, also the ayy lmao characters they use fascinated me

>>69923223
>Cheap soap
what?
>documentaries n sheeit
cool, what do you like now do you have yellow fever?

Are Japanese pure and worth it, or are they too poisoned by western culture?

>>69923539
JAP women*

>>69923347
>>69923347
>what?
Dont you know that we literally turned Jews into soap?
>cool, what do you like now
In what sense?
>do you have yellow fever?
No

>>69922771
I can't understand much what kind of organization CRC party is.
Why aren't plural parties made in China?

Are a government and a party different existence?

>>69923602
o' course they be always more poisoned by western culture than 3rd world country's women ever will be

>>69923690
>In what sense?
like what makes like it now.
>No
whats it like living in denial
>Dont you know that we literally turned Jews into soap?
i thought cheap soap was some kind of translated german saying for like a cheap joke or something.

>>69923824
>like what makes you like it now.
forgot the (You)

I'll make a new thread at 310.

>>69923802
I'm not saying ours aren't you piece of shit chink, was just asking a general question because asian women have a reputation of being purer.