English is from japanese.

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i will kill my steak to eat

>>69906039
怠い(darui, meaning 'dull') → dull
ちょっと待って(Chotto matte) → Just moment
凍る(Coru, meaning 'freeze') → Cold
場取る(batoru, meaning 'occupy place') → battle

>>69906039
>述べる(noberu, meaning 'describe') → novel
>身(Mi, meaning 'body, or itself;) → Me
>君(kimi, meaning king in ancient japanese) → King
>だめ(dame, meaning no good) → damage

It's SCIENCE!

>>69906039
>2 people together in japanese - futari pronounced as ftari
>2 persons together in russian - vtaroi pronounced as ftaroi
ftaroi = ftari. Nipps are just Russians in denial.

>>69906246
Polish poster - unuducated man in polish.

>>69906299
>Polish poster
it means "Lick a poster" in polish.

>>69906039
stahp it pls, dae han min guk san

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>>69906039
>いいあ (iia, meaning "no") ---> Ja (yes)
Japanese women were made for the BDC (Big Dutch Cock).

>>69906039

>汁(Ju, juice) → Juice
>疾苦(Siku, meaning suffering) → sick
>骨(hone, meaning bone) → bone
>負う(Ou, meaning owe) → owe
>潮(sio) → sea
>籠(kago, meaning basket) → Cargo
>なんぼ(nanbo, meaning how much) → number

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hhhmmmmmmmmmm

then why must we be this bad at english?

>>69906963
because if you hadn't got your retarded writing system, japanese would be easier to learn than english is. Seriously no hard to pronounced sounds, simple tenses and pretty easy constructions. While probably you haven't got problems learning english writing, because idea of phonetic writing seems pointles for you, you have got hard time while learning pronounction and grammar because of existance of the solutions you have bever even thought about.

>>69906039
Want some Longan, Lychee and Ketchup?

Peace, door, ball=pizdobol
Your bunny wrote=yobaniy v rot

>>69906039
They are coincidences, my friend.

Brit→British people
Burrito→Japanese onomatopoeia of taking a shit
This is coincidence too.