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EVERYBODY'S GETTING (you)s EDITION
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>putting edition in the title
mong
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>>69905699
well well well isnt it my main man koreaboo

hows teaching in south korea? teachers are pretty well-off, ive heard
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charli
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more like everybody's getting (You)r mum haha :)
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>can't get a GF, complaing about being rejected and chad taking your GFs
>b-b-but you moved to asia

fucking HOWLING and the absolute STATE of you runts

SHRIEKING
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>>69905811
you've heard wrong then
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wanna do a suicide
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>>69905824're a cheeky cunt
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>>69905790
oh yeah cunt? where are they?
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>>69905830
see >>69905811
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I hate mondays
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oh mama tell your children not to do what I've done
spend your life in sin and misery
to get more bourbon creams

no really they're fucking GRADE A SWEETS I SWEAR
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>>69905849
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>i will never be an irish drunk with a deep-seeded sadness
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might become a proponent of envirofascism

behead those who don't sort their rubbish
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>moving to asia
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Having a really bad day lads
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Might kill everyone who doesn't have a gf

Thoughts?
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just hit 2.7miles with my running lads

5:55m pace

quite proud of myself for binning the snouts and doing something positive for myself for once
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my life is shit lads hahahhahaha
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>>69905870
th-thanks..
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>>69905940
well done lad

wish I could run here, I need to buy some waterproof gear asap
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>>69905935
great idea, me first please
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https://www.instagram.com/fua53538/

Follow me on insta x
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>ywn live in comfy blair (before he was shit) pre-9/11 London

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B0mIrgYUMA
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What's your current desktop background?
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>>69905990
very small willy that
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>>69905965
cheers mate x
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>>69906013
the goddess of luck :)
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>>69906013
a long exposure photo of the earth from the ISS
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>>69906013
Windows 7 default
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>>69906000
RACIST
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>>69906013
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can i get a (you) please :(
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>>69906013
the boyhood of raleigh
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>>69906013
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>>69906073
beautiful

post more ships if youve got 'em
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>>69906151
is that key from key and peele?
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>£4000
>1 (one) hug
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THIS desu

If you think 1950s London was better than today's then you're probably racist :)
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>>69906154
this is all I've got
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>>69906013
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Fucking hell the Tories are cunts.
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found some VERY lewd asmr and will shortly be doing a wank
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>>69906195
good one

any particular interest in ships/sailing?
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morning lads
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>center

inb4 FOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rADYj-ZqSXc
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>>69906100
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>>69906207
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>>69906205
Best post ITT
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>>69906013
plain black
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im sick of this shit
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>>69906218
nope, just liked the paintings
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how do pensions work if no one knows how long they will live .
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>>69906237
v. progressive
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1999 Focus passed MOT with no issues lads
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>>69906207
used to rate them

not any more

probably going to vote lib dem next cycle if they don't buck their ideas up
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>>69906260
do that 10 yr trade in and buy a japanese car
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>>69906073
Good lad
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>>69906253
more like jewnsions as my friends on /pol/ call them
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>>69906013
I don't use a desktop environment, it's not the 1990s anymore.
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>>69906288
dumb phone poster
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>>69906013
Windows 10 default
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went for a walk in a forest and a tree asked me to fill out a survey

I couldn't concentrate because of the humming and I woke up 3 weeks later in the hospital
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Can I have a (You) as well, please?
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>>69906253
there's a base state pension

you add on top of your fund to get it boosted when you're an old git and can take it out whenever
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>>69906243
softcunt
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>Business class flight home with BA : £3000
>Business class flight home with etihad/emirates : £1500

>Etihad/emirates business class ranking : 2/3rd
>BA business class ranking : Not even in the top 10

hmmm, rly makes u think
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have a picture of happy family to brighten your day
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>>69906316
still don't understand how old people can seem to be completely comfortable with their payments with absolutely no concern that it might one day run out
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the housemate has made a mess in the kitchen and left for the day without cleaning up

lovely
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>tfw Windows 7 masterrace

lmao at bill still trying to cuck me with upgrade adverts, NOPE
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>>69906274
I have a more modern car too, but the the 1st gen Focus is GOAT and I'll be keeping the old guy. I don't think Ford made a better car since then.
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>>69906308
>phone

Nah la I'm on my Thinkpad.
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>>69906362
>2 cars for 1 person
your head will be the first on the chopping block
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>>69906361
>tfw Windows ME user
get on my level
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>>69906346
Delete this picture of my wife and kids mate
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alri lads

what's the good word?
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rate the new 'lements lads
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Doubles decides my non-explicit background

Will require a picture attached to your post of course
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hmmmm... really scratches the ol noggin
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trump should have done a reality TV show to select his cabinet members haha
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get a headache anytime i think about how companies recording any of their data before computers
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>>69905790
Why do I hate polish people so much? I hate all foreigners muslims especially but polish make me irrationally angry blydo scum, no one here gives them any thought any more though their shops aren't vandalised anymore like in the good ol days of 2004-2010 and everyone sees them as based crusaders like they've retaken jerusalem singlehandedly everyone is either indifferent or gets down on their knees to suck them off and beg for their superior wendish seed while they thank them for being proper men and congratulate them with their cum still in their mouths "ooo thanks polish sir you showed those muslims you are the only men left in europe thank you thank you take all our primary schools and fill them with your polsh children east germanic masterrace the CHOSEN ONES fuck our estrogen filled english boys leave them im a ditch off the a46 fuck them your offspring are superior, bring your women here to be assistant teachers aswell and don't worry sir I will clean the toilets for you! You don't need those work boots anymore! infact look theres a 60 year old englishman biking home from work! quick flag hīm down and ask him for cigarettes and then punch him and kick him with your steel toecapped boots! yes! fuck the anglos we will give you our women for incubators for your superior muzzie killing offspring pls take our women! *gurgles on cock* thank you! *bows* *kisses polish boot*
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>>69906449
he's a bad businessman
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president fart
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>>69906438
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>>69906487
Sent From My 6 Year Old Lidl Bought Laptop
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>>69906437
nice colour top you flaming bender
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>>69906395
What's the problem?

I have a 2004 Bayliner 210 Cuddy too (my house is by the Great Ouse).
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>called trump
>literally outranks everyone

wow
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>>69906360
>live with 10 other people in small college dorm
>holidays coming up (christmas)
>a lot of people are starting to leave to go homehome
>one (1) person literally left 10 dirty plates and 6 glasses that he had saved on his room in the sink and later left for home without cleaning his shit
>big fuss
>conspired with the other people in the dorm to drop off the dishes outside his door
>he came back 1 week ago and saw the dirty, moldy dishes and started to freak out
ahh yes, the college life
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>>69906351
It's called an annuity
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thank god Yanks have AR-15s to protect themselves against a tyrannical governme-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndFKUKHfuM0
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can't help it but I don't trust digital thermometers, how does it know whether I'm sick or not?
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>>69906449
>that episode where Jeb is team leader for flogging yoghurt machines
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>>69906531
you will be sent for reeducation.
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>>69906549
did he clean them?
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can't help it but I don't trust the Irish, how do I know whether they're human or not?
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>>69906530
running shirt you wasteman, don't fancy finding myself in deano's Astra's wheel-arch when he speeds down the country lanes
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-38611265
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-38611265
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-38611265
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Why is our police so shit lads

ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDuAsuTOapM

>mohammad goes on another rampage
>2 guys fire tasers
>don't do shit, they run off
>police women (LMAO) releases dog, doesn't do shit
>police women (LMAO) starts crying and screaming
>only good policeman starts duelling mohammad with a little pathetic stick, most likely saving the police women's (LMAO) life
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>>69906549
fucking passive aggressive cunts

should have shat on his bed desu
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anyone got a spare time machine
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>>69906594
>running

lol bender
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>>69906602
thats pathetic...
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>>69906602
dog should be put down, little runt did fuck all
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>>69906602
>batting away two tasers

gotta give it to that 'sheed, he's pretty hard
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>>69906597
>As a journalist, I also looked at it from his point of view, even though he made me feel uncomfortable. I asked myself: is he within his rights to look at porn on his private device wherever he is? Do civil liberties in our society grant him that freedom?

>But in my heart, I was offended.

awwwwww diddums
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>>69906602
just give the police guns ffs
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>>69906560
>be american
>be talking shit on feds
>get DRONE'D
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>>69906602
I'd watch the video, but you forgot to include the h in https.

h's don't just grow on trees you wanker.
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>>69906629
would a bender do this?

*runs 7.5km away from you at a brisk 5:34 pace*
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>>69906661
uhmm fascist much??????
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>>69906670
>km
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>>69906602
Ah yes women police officers
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>>69906602
>>69906661
still, nobody died (or even got hurt)
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>>69906708
better precision
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>>69906653
>thick leather coat and multiple layers because pakis can't handle the cold
It didn't even touch the dickhead.
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heavy metal is turning our youth into devil-worshipping communists
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>>69906602
These videos always look like they chose the people more afraid of physical contact in the world to put on your force
>criminal takes one step forward
>cops take 3 steps back
It's like a videogame footage of someone who's an extreme newb and is afraid to die
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>>69906589
yes, eventually

>>69906618
would have if his door wasnt locked
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morning boys
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>>69906722
Actually the policeman that had balls was struck twice in the neck with a hammer
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how can someone make coffee from tap water?
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business idea: immigrants who commit any crime get deported. no prison at the expense of the tax payer, no second chances - just a one way ticket to whatever poo-hole they came from and never allowed to return.
coming here should be a privilege, not a right.
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>>69906770
with a kettle you drongo
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>>69906785
And are you going to convince the Nigerian embassy to give us an emergency passport to send this cunt back, when he says he burned his?
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>>69906602
why did the police lose the right to bear arms in the UK?

even in sweden the police has guns (IN FUCKING SWEDEN OF ALL PLACES)
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>>69906765
ehh still nothing major

point is if you give coppers guns crims are far more likely to use them, I don't want armed muzzies roaming the streets
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>>69906785
business idea: send everyone back and create one nation for one people under one leader
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>>69906867
>point is if you give coppers guns crims are far more likely to use them
do you have any evidence
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might quit my job
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>>69906900
his arse i think
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reminder that the burden of proof is on you, friend
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>>69906848
>why did the police lose the right to bear arms in the UK?

they didn't - there are special armed officers that are only deployed in extreme circumstances

police in northern ireland are all armed

plenty of places have unarmed police, and police carrying guns isn't always indicative of high crime levels
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>>69906900
>yfw he compares us to countries like US that arm their citizens
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>>69906848
Police in airports and the underground have guns but yes I agree

>>69906867
Not an argument
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>>69906900
america
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>>69906833
or the country grows some balls again and sends him back regardless of what shit-hole nigeria thinks.
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does this trigger corbynistas?
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>>69906661
fuck off yank
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my quit my life
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screeching

https://www.fb.com/dermot.masterson/posts/10212445478560447
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>>69906961
oh my
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>>69906924
>>69906918
what about every other country on the planet that has armed police and no armed gangs roving the streets?
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>>69906711
kek
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>>69906900
literally everywhere around you, you absolute fucking spanner

normal police don't need guns, if you give them guns you'll just encourage everyone else to get guns
it's simple logic
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>>69906924
bin yourself
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>>69906977
such as?
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>>69906833
do it anyway
what's nipoorea gonna do about it?
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>>69906602
Jesus Christ she really did just sit there and scream

How do they get past training
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>>69906986
>normal police don't need guns

this was true 20 years ago before violent minorities starting arriving.
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lmao I like how all the sheltered middle class poofs think it's hard for criminals in shit areas in london to get guns
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It would make my day if someone (you)'d me. I will (you) back!
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>>69906992
japan

mainland europe

canada

australia

new zealand

basically every country but america
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>>69906926
And then under international aviation law they can send him right back because we allowed him on a plane without a valid passport/id card. Just like we do every day

You think the UK chooses to keep foreign criminals?
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>>69906986
please provide actual evidence
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>BREXIT WON!!!!

Ummm... no try again sweetie, if we're not counting all the racist old people who are gonna die soon Brexit lost by a MASSIVE margin. Remain won by over FIVE MILLION votes.

Remain is the true winner. Remain is what the British people chose. Any time a Brexit supporter tries to brag, I laugh HARD in their face, and educate them with the facts. It feels good being on the right side of history. The referendum was pretty much advisory anyway

We fucking won.
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What's the most demented thing you've seen a yank do lads? I saw one put mayonnaise on a fry up this week desu
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>>69906977
a lot more people get killed on both sides

just don't see the point. our system works fine, people rarely get killed or injured and we still have special armed forces for the serious incidents
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>>69907024
what are your interests
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>>69907033
Pretty sure Australian police are limited to tasers and people lose their shit if a criminal dies to them also.
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Just look at this absolute beast:

https://youtu.be/bcJTfgIoCKA
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>>69906986
you think weapons are going to magically appear in some pakis hands if we armed pc plod?
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>>69907033
Our police aren't armed, we have the same as you. Officers on patrol carry tasers and the senior office, usually the sergeant, has a pistol
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>>69907035
>You think the UK chooses to keep foreign criminals?
yes because its a weak castrated nation.
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>>69907051
why is that his hair? who is he?
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doing a Home Alone
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>>69907056
>remain is what the pakis with passports chose

Ah yes
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>>69907056
this is true Tbh we should keep delaying art 50 until the old cunts fuck off, give it 5 years or so then re-do the referendum
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>>69906602
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>>69907076
not magically, they'll just buy them through the black market

arming normal police officers isn't necessary
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>>69907071
[spoiler]the centrist ends up winning[/spoiler]
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>>69907066
>>69906986
where's this evidence I'm still waiting for that arming police means criminals are more likely to arm themselves?
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>>69906602
>""police""
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>>69906986
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>>69907103
you need to go back
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>Why the fuck would anyone move to korea? The economy is only rapidly growing and the girls are extremely qt, I'd rather stay here in the UK with our depressed economy and shitty cold weather/women. I'm already on the career ladder as a manager at JJB, got a new build house and bottom line merc C class on finance, I can't afford to give that all up!

HOWLING
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>>69907143
it's basic fucking logic you eejit

think about it
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>letting police have guns will make it easier for criminals to get them

One of my friends has this big arse revolver, if he could get it, any criminal could
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>>69907071
>he fell for the 'fighting antifa' meme
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>>69907068
Guitar, Military, IT and Movies, what about you, neighbor?
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might call someone a nigger today
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>>69907070
>>69907077
Australian police are 100% armed you spackers
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>>69907163
hmmm gonna need some evidence there pal
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>>69907161
the fact that you spend all day on here defending it to no one suggests not all is perfect in the land of milk and honey
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business idea: make guns with finger-print scanners built into the trigger so only the owner can fire it
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>Unlike some other countries under the Commonwealth such as Great Britain itself, Australian State and Federal Police routinely carry firearms. Most patrol officers' duty belts consist of: a handgun, a Taser, an expandable baton, pepper spray, a set of handcuffs, ammunition magazines, gloves, torch and a two-way radio.
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>>69907172
Of course you can get them

Carrying them around in public is like a 12 year sentence though, let alone whilst committing a crime.
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haven't seen poleaboo in a while
what's that paki been up to
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business idea: make love not war
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>>69907237
would invest if you came up with a way to get rid of the guns that exist without this feature
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>>69907237
>Guy pulls out gun on you
>'Hold on a sec, don't shoot me yet, I've got to verify my finger print first lad.'

hmmm
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>>69907260
in the slammer
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business idea: have a 1st amendment for the uk so people can freely own firearms then the pakis in this thread will realise that firearms are not dangerous they are just bits of metal and plastic
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what did they mean by this
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>>69906867
Our police discharge their weapons very rarely.
Only 2 mentioned dead.
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>>69907260
her mum took away her laptop and she got 4chan banned on the library ip
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>>69907281
it's instantaneous m8

as soon as you touch the trigger it's armed
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>>69907289
>firearms are not dangerous
er
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buskness idea: finger print films to deceive finger print scanners
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My father is English and my mother is Filipino I got called a paki the other night by some minors, should I shave my beard?

When I'm unshaven I look like a soft fag though
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>>69907263
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>KFC street boxes are 2 euros in Spain
>Here in the UK they are nearly £5 just for one

Someone explain this, I never eat fast food here anymore but why is the price the absolute worst here in the UK compared to the rest of Europe where it is cheaper?
>>
got a 6 month non-compete on my contract lads

does this actually mean i can't go work for a competitor for 6 months after i've left?

wording is
>for 6 months be in competition with the Company
>>
>>69907290
honestly would be scared of a genuinely big bummed lass that my willy wouldn't reach from behind
>>
>>69907335
'aki
>>
>>69907035
Who gives a fuck, Nigeria won't do fuck all and niether will any other country

Rule Britainnia
>>
>>69907335
*shaven
>>
>>69907312
>scandinavian crime rates

ah yes, the continent that unironically has waiting lists for prison
>>
>Cafe baristas who make you leave if you don't order because it's the only power they'll have in their minimum wage lives

Ahh yes
>>
>>69907341
supply and demand + taxes
>>
>>69907390
why would you want to sit in a coffee shop if you weren't drinking coffee?
>>
reality has an irish bias
>>
>>69907312
Cases | Threats| Shots fired | Warning shots | Dead | Injured
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>>69907290
Sauce
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>>69907328
business idea : apologize for your war crimes
>>
now you shits made me want coffee
>>
>>69907408
probably scabbing internet
>>
>>69907368
The only way it would work is if you made a database of everyone coming into the country, fingerprints/dna wise. Since if they just throw away their passport and remain silent you don't know where to send them back to.
>>
>>69907312
you can't really compare fucking Finland to the UK

different cultures, different population density, different climate, different people
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>>69907374
>continent
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>>69907426
coffee gives you the shits
>>
good gains against ISIS lads
>>
>>69907418
snapchat
>>
You ever wake up with morning stiffy and contemplate a wank but then hold off because so you can have a big one later on?

Pretty sure I'm a low test beta. I can only wank like once every 3 days and need to schedule them in advance.
>>
>>69907359
you spread them lad
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want some authentic fish and chips

can any of you lads fax me some
>>
never drunk coffee in my life, any time i ever took a sip of mum's when i was little it tasted like shit
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>>69907438
funny how you probably don't see the irony in this
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>>69907437
alri
>>
may have to cop Yakuza 6 lads

https://youtu.be/vzMc6a8rCWI?t=415
>>
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Who /payday/ here
>>
>>69907401

I think the worst thing is nearly paying £10 for something from Burger King in the airport when I could get the same meal in Europe for like 2 or 3 euros max.
>>
>>69907476
now apply this manchild attitude to other areas of your life and perhaps you'll see where you've gone wrong.
>>
>>69907488
Is that supposed to be Bangkok?

(it's not)
>>
REALLY need a willy up my bum and NOBODY has volunteered, starting to get annoyed ngl
>>
>>69907459
mm still would have my fears
>>
>>69907524
alri
>>
alri
where is my (You)
>>
>>69907438
Yeah it's strange that homogenous nations need to be purposefully destroyed :^)
>>
>>69907519
you on your trip back home to nottingham init
>>
>>69907478
what?

Finland has a mostly homogenous population of 5 million

the uk has a somewhat mixed population of ~65 million in a much smaller area
that has a huge affect on lots of things
>>
>>69907496
the actual worst thing is wanting to eat that halal shite to begin with.
>>
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thairadddddddddd
>>
>>69907408
So I can be sitting somewhere whilst I wait for my tram

>>69907435
Fuck off paki
>>
@69907533
here
>>
>>69907541
ah right then.. don't think it's nottingham either, unless that's a new club
>>69907548
kotyaaaank
>>
business idea: (You) yourself and inflate the market
>>
>>69907516
why? coffee drinkers can get well autistic and dependent about it why would i want that in my life
>>
>>6997900
>>
>>69907475
sent ;)
>>
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Ah yes, British women
>>
>>69907587
wakes up you up lad, double espresso on the M1 is the stuff

don't get all the barista wankery though either
>>
*minces into the thread*

Hiya boys!!!!!!! Coo-ee!!!!!!
>>
>>69907542
so you can appreciate that there are countries where armed police = armed gangs? what arbitrary criteria are you using to decide that armed police in the UK would result in criminals arming themselves? why would this not happen in finland but you think it would happen here?
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Winter is so fucking grim and shit
>>
>>69907587
another extremely pathetic manchild post. you seriously dont see the pattern? jfc
>>
>>69907639
oo 'ello
>>
>>69907651
*armed police =/= armed gangs
>>
>>69907674
seriously don't understand what you're on about
>>
Playing Hitman Sniper app on the old smartphone. Really excellent game actually.
>>
can I have a (You) lads?
>>
>>69907721
no wonder your life is in the shitter
>>
@69907670
>why won't the sun come out i want to play outside :(((
lol
>>
>>69907665
me heeming poleaboo
>>
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>>69906013
>>
>>69907740
Excellent post.
>>
any brislads here with aircon
>>
>>69907665
me getting heemed
>>
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Ah yes, British men
>>
>>69907756
Ah yes, a fully grown russian male.
>>
Fire Lo
>>
>@

can fuck right off if you think I'm looking for the post you're replying to
>>
>>69907742
it sure isn't because of bloody coffee
>>
unit lost
>>
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*does a listen*

ah yes
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>>69907802
fucking hell you really are stupid aren't you
>>
called thailad a cuck over skype and he absolutely lost it
whatever you do, do NOT call a rorke a cuck
>>
>>69907826
no
>>
lads pls respond

what will happen if i breach my non-compete clause
>>
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>>69907826
Oi m8 gimme o sip o dat coffee m8 muddafucka
>>
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>>69907898
this man looks very finnish
>>
>>69907898
is that you?
>>
>>69907909
would bang after 4-5 pints tbf
>>
>babestation
>noises
>>
>>69907873
Sorry, my ladyboy GF left me recently
>>
>>69907956
irish have the smalled penises in europe
>>
>>69907980
checked them all I take it..
>>
it's raining
it's pouring
the old man is snoring
>>
winter? not a fan

radiator on max and still need to pop a jumper on
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>>69907921
C-c-cunt!!!!1
>>
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https://youtu.be/NSMKdXvJ31M
>>
>>69907980
I don't have a small one so idc
>>
There is literally no difference between how we treat transgender people today and how gays were treated 50 years ago. You twats are on the wrong side of history.
>>
>>69908047
yes you do
>>
Gonna do a sleep lads, wish me luck
>>
@57
(you)
>>
>>69908057
benders were thrown in prison 50 years ago
>>
>>69907893
as if anyone here has ever had a job that was good enough to require a non-compete
>>
>>69908057
yeah and what comes after trannies? how far down will the degeneracy spiral go?
>>
had an unpleasant dream last night where I had the ability to instantaneously regenerate wounds and i accidentally fell into a pit of lava and i just kept burning and healing and burning and healing constantly and it was extremely painful
>>
>>69908057
All dem fags were ignored 50 years ago. Now they cant stfu.
Nobody still gives a single fuck except that they're annoying as fuck.
>>
>>69908057

50years ago it was illegal to be gay you fuckwit
>>
>>69908118
for you
>>
>>69908118
haha for you! xD
>>
>>69908118
i had one where i was weak in the knees and kept falling into a urinal
>>
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>degeneracy
easiest way to spot an alt-autist
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>>69908057
>yfw fat ugly hairy blokes in dresses will unironically pass as women one day
>>
>>69908118
lol
>>
Please respond
>>69908095
>>
>>69908112
true
can't imagine call centres having non competes lmao

got myself into a situation where people from companies are dropping me their numbers and saying to give them a call if i want to discuss a job with them, the area i work in is pretty niche and tight knit
>>
@69908169
no
this will be my only response
>>
>@posting
terrible gimmick, shan't tier
>>
>>69908213
(@)
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>shan't
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>>69908095
good luck, hope you pass away peacefully and/or wake up and realise it was a dream and you're back at an age before it all went wrong
>>
the gf
>>
>>69908213
Literally a 2014 gimmick you stupid fucking newcunt
>>
>>69908238
is he ok?
>>
>>69908169
good luck, you'll be fine x
>>
>>69908250
weirdo
>>
>>69908250
getting sick of this choker meme
>>
>>69908261
>I take a keen interest in the history of gimmicks on the non-international section of the international section of an anime chatroom
>>
>can't find a season 2 torrent of a show I want to watch

they're winning lads. £7 on amazon
>>
need new thread lads
>>
been watching this guy's videos for 2 hours now
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2I6Et1JkidnnbWgJFiMeHA/videos
>>
>>69908306
what show
>>
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if great britain is the name of the island, then haven't scots always been british?
>>
>>69908306
what show
>>
I often wonder how close some of the freaks on here are to doing something fucking mental, like another Levi Bellfield or Ian Huntley
>>
>>69908325
>>69908323
the wrong mans
>>
>>69908306
>season
>show
fuck off anytime, yank

@69908323
@69908325
and you lot
>>
>>69908333
/brit/? nah

there are mental cunts all over other boards though as proven before
>>
>>69908333
not me, i don't resent happy people or blame them for my life
>>
>>69908382
>>69908382
>>69908382
>>69908382
>>69908382
>>
You laugh at him but managing a call centre is literally more than most of you will ever do with your lives
>>
>>69908324
yeah embarrassingly
>>
>>69908357
theres only 2 episodes lad
>>
>>69908428
where'd you find this
link please
>>
>>69908446
http://onwatchseries.to/episode/The_Wrong_Mans_s2_e1.html
>>
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