>every fifth Russian is a hobo A-are you okay, Russia?

>Spain
Thats their Muslim heritage.

>>69892792
I think, that is not correct.

>>69893578
>there's 20% chance this poster is a hobo

>mex lowest in america
doubt

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Asians can't control alcohol consumption and become alcoholics quickly. like abos or native americans.

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I started drinking when were 11. Back then it was healthier alternative to sniffing glue which most my classmates did.
Now it's even easier there are wending machines selling bath lotions for drinking which work 24/7 and sell to kids.

>>69893845
Why not break the machine and steal all lotions and then sell it around? Russians are so short sighted.

>>69893845
This sounds like the beginning to a very sad life story, you should write a book about your life anon

>>69893845
that's kind of cool. what's the alcohol percentage of russian vending machine lotion?

>>69893808
This. True Russians prefer a quick and painful bath lotion.

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Better map

>>69893913
75%. $0.3 for 100ml.
They also make those machines sometimes randomly drop lotion with 90% or 2 lotions at the same time. It starts viral marketing campaign to customers and gambling element to whole process.

Are the netherlands so low because they have weed for the sad people?

>>69893999
God it must be awesome to be a self destructive alcoholic in russia. Fucking vending machines everywhere with cheap liquor

>captcha: dead calle

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>>69894080
Awesome but not for long
http://rbth.com/politics_and_society/2016/12/22/death-by-hawthorn-the-bath-lotion-that-has-killed-over-70-russians_665508

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>>69893845
>>69894080
>drinking the vending machine jew

>>69894153
>waking up blind
Holy shit, how terrifying

>>69893845
Were you one of those street kids in Russia who sniff glue and get drunk on a daily basis

>>69894141
>>69894153
that's sad. But at least they dont have to live in russia anymore

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>>69894153
It was sabotage by vodka mafia who afraid of competition from cheap and quality lotions.

>>69894235
Can you fap with these deadly alcoholic blindness lotions?

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>>69894384
When young. After 25 dick stops workings.

>>69894438
Is that caviar

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>>69894610
Yes why.

Is krokodil still prevalent in Rossija?

>>69893953
Better quick result, than slow frozen death.

>>69894223
What if they are will reborn in Russia again?

>>69893957
No it's not, it's old as fuck and vague.

>>69892792
>Czechia
>highest beer consumption in the world
>less problems with alcoholism than Germany or France
Bravo pepiks!

>>69894815
Drink yourself to death again and hope your reborn in a first world cunt.

>captcha give privata

>>69892792
Our color is more or less expected. What's the problem with Hungary though?

>Russia and China issue joint security statement against the deployment of the THAAD missile defense system in South Korea
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Trump and his "sophisticated" triangulation strategy ploy to play Russia off on China BTFO

Eat shit

>>69895042
>hungary

More like thirsty HAHAHAH

>>69895095
I bet Hungarians hate this joke cuz it's so obvious.

>>69895081
Naturally, what would have happened if Russia accepted Trump's offer to act as a stabilizing partner in the Asia Pacific region is that China would more or less be contained, but naturally that would just leave America and Russia left to duke it out.

Putin was far-sighted enough to realize that if China were to fall first (even though we won't because we have nukes), then Russia would be next.

Trump, if you are reading this, you should know that you are no match for the intellectual and strategical superiority of Chinese and Russian leaders.

You are playing 3 dimensional chess with us while we are playing 5 dimensional chess with you.

Checkmate, son.

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>>69895042
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finno-Ugrian_suicide_hypothesis
poor magyars

>>69895135
>Trump
>playing 3 dimensional chess
he's just being a spastic retard

But frankly I doubt he'll really be in control. Even the people he picked will likely end up being more influential (for example, Rex Tillerson), not to mention the people who are behind the curtains and are not known to the public.

Even George W. Bush, who was way more qualified and competent, ended up just being a puppet ruled by advisors (some well known, e.g. Dick Cheney, and others invisible to the public).

>>69895135
Met some Chinese blokes at uni, quite funny guys, smoked a fuck tonne tho, literally a cig a minute

The gubmint keeps raising the alcohol excise tax there, too, and generally introducing more and more anti vodka measures. Apparently the ideas that maybe if people have other joys in their lives they won't get shitfaced every day, and if you make it too expensive and inconvenient to get vodka people will switch to antifreeze and drugs, are too risqué for the Duma.

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>>69895677
Get on our level

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>>69892792

>Americans voted to become the designated cumslut of this homeless nation

I wish I was making this shit up

>>69895682
But they lowered minimal price for vodka from 220 rub to 184 rub 2 years ago.

>>69895682
What about other alcohol, such as beer?

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>>69895713
At least 70% of us have toilets. Things are not so bad

>>69895667
I honestly like the Bush family more so than some of the other Republicans, and even some Democrats like Obama and Shillary.

A big concern for me is that Trump, being the child that he is, might decide to self-destruct and suicide bomb China with his appointment of the new anti-Chinese trade minister (forgot his name at the moment but will remember it later).

It's the guy that threatened to slap 45% tariffs or some shit on all imported goods from China and also threatened companies that move their manufacturing capabilities to lower labor cost countries with the same tariff.


He's got a another thing coming if he thinks that he can use these tariffs as a bargaining chip with China.

If it's a trade war you want, it's a trade war you'll have Trump.

>he's just being a spastic retard
Two can play at this game.

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>>69895744
Banned selling it at night, selling in kiosks and drinking on the street. And selling to minors so they drink bath lotion instead.

>>69895744
Overpriced too.

>>69895731
They just proposed raising it back up to 219 (making it cost about 300 in practice, and that's some special tactical vodka shit like Zhuravli).

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>>69892792
>czechia
Your map is suspicious 2bh

>>69895838
Are you from Crimea? I remember in 2014 until they introduced Russian excise stamps vodka costed like 50 rub and brandy 160 rub.

>>69895861
You're not too bright, are you? Your screenshot is data from 2010, and moreover his map is percentage of population that has *an alcohol-related disorder*.

>>69892792
>Australia that low
Are you sure this graph is correct?

>>69895925
Lmao no, thank God. I'm sort of equal parts Russian and Ukrainian in terms of le cultural identification/taking sides, I've lived here non-stop since 2014 but spent a couple years in a few places in Russia before that; I still follow Russian news so that's where I know that sort of thing from

>>69895777
Well, it's not like the current situation was really all that sustainable in the long run. The whole China-USA trade situation was clearly going to reach a breaking point eventually, given the insanely high amount of money involved if nothing else. And I'm not sure the Obama-Shillary approach of just trying to subtly gain a tiny edge here and there was ever going to really do anything other than delay the inevitable. In a way, maybe this is a good thing; maybe if this had happened in 2032 or something instead of 2016, the consequences would have been far deadlier. Now the worst case scenario is just going to be everybody in pretty much all parts of the world becoming much much poorer and having far less purchasing power, but at least any sort of actual war seems highly unlikely for the time being (except of course for the usual middle eastern proxy wars, but those only cause a problem in yurop because of the rapefugees).

>>69895777
Patsan trips aside, do you honestly believe China stands a chance against the US in a trade war?

>>69895927
I don't think those things change that much in such a short period of time.
And consuming too much alcohol always causes health problems. But maybe "alcohol-related disorder" doesn't apply to liver cancer and all of those long-term illnesses?

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>>69894438
>drinking boyaryshnik with red caviar
truly a patrician's choice m8

>>69892792
>There is no alcoholism in muslim countries cause islam say it is bad
Shit map desu

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>>69892792
>consider the fact that russia is 15% muslim
that would consider the slavic men being alcholics skewed up even further like 1/3

no wonder russian women will marryout with any man.

>>69898978
Russian "muslims" drink alcohol as well