/brit/

anime

>>69891380
wtf delete this shit

back from the club edition

>>69891341
http://i.4cdn.org/ck/1484341784759.webm

generally don't mind /pol/ but fuck me on /fit/ they get annoying
they can't handle any homobants

>>69891405
no

How necessary is a circle of friends for being a functioning adult?

I haven't spoken to another human my age since college

>>69891111
i thought 3 too
have you ever met any of the other icelandic posters irl? do you have contact with them outside of 4chan?

also what was it that made you all make /brit/ your homebase? i know you started after the euro game and you're all more than welcome in my book

just find it amusing how iceland has made their mark in this general in the last 6 months

>>69891380
ICELAD
I KNOW WHAT PIC YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT
it's a pic of my lad 2bh

>get banned this morning
>turn the rooter on and off
>continue posting during the day
>got rebanned for ban evasion just there
fuck sake, bastards keep making me walk down the stairs

night lads xx

>>69891439
Not a poster then?

>>69891438
you gonna suck his cock as well?

>>69891423
what the fuck
is that butter
why do that

>>69891417
lad its half 2 where you in the swedish caliphate
why are you back already

Sexual relationships in the modern day are like efficient and reliable free market capitalism with the greatest outcome for the greatest number of people, however some at the bottom will lose out

Sexual relationships in the past are stodgy socialism in which the average person had sex with only one girl and the only benefit is to those at the absolute bottom of the pile

In light of this I can see why some people here would prefer the latter over the former

>>69891461
Traditional American snack

reposting because I got no (you)s for it

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LZTHqJX5pN

>>69891448
janny's giving you your workout you fat slob

>>69891483
WTF I LOVE SOCIALISM NOW

>>69891453
nah
just my lad
also lmao when you call him red haired he screams ITS CHESTNUT BROWN

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2017 is not going well lads

Also reckon I might have fucked the old gonads

That one day of nowank and my balls swelled like mad

I literally pissed cum when I wanked today

>>69891423
white people need to be stopped

>it's time a tale was told of how you took a child and made him old

bit nonce like moz

>>69891464
>>69891464
>>69891464

>>69891469
the club ends at 2 and its 02.30 here

>>69891472
Jesus Christ, m8. I said I was sorry, it was never a criticism of you, stop being so thin-skinned.

2017 is going really well for me.

Got a gf, a new job and passed my driving test so far.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAGMwX1yaCo
mafakinn bagg landsliðið maa

>>69891429
im in the 20% rather than the 80% and i still think its disgusting and retarded. you dont know whether a woman is worth marrying until she's matured a bit, and in our society that means riding the cock carousel. its efficient in terms of having SEX and that's it. Its destroyed the family.

>>69891438
I think the others post in the Norwegian thread mostly, I however only post here
Then there is one who always makes threads with anime images which always get filled with slavs and South Americans

haitiANO

B&H sky blue masterrace.

taste just like golds but 3 quid cheaper

>>69891415
depends what you class as a normie
like i said i'm a normie to 4chan standards but i have my own smaller group that i class as normies that i dont like

let's be honest no one that is a top rank normie would spend time and keep coming back to a website like this full of anime nonces, 25 year old kissless virgins and a lot of autism

i occasionally have sex, and go out with my mates most weekends but the rest of the time i'm a full blown mentally ill autistic twat
/brit/ is a 'normie' general but realistically none of us that post regularly are 'pure normies'

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Came home late from work last night and mummy thinks I was at a club or something

How do we make the normies leave?

>>69891537
>the club ends at 2
what
wat
w u t
u
t
how
the party has barely started then.

>>69891483
>greatest outcome for the greatest number of people
>extinction
ah yes, brilliant outcome

>>69891508
Nothing wrong with being red headed 2bh

>>69891512
>under 600 calories
setting unachievable goals is so fucking stupid. You're going to give up on that very quick, and if you stuck to it you'd starve to death. If you want to lose weight, eat maybe 200-500 calories under TDEE

>>69891538
>when you lose an argument in the last thread and bring it into the new one in an attempt to 'win'
Oh dear

>>69891537
weak
clubs here end at 3 usually

>>69891574
They're not really normies, just pretend normies.

might go grab a 'nana

>>69891512
>exercised for an hour
>0
>0
>0
Fat cunt.

>>69891534
shan't be reading that

>>69891438
>have you ever met any of the other icelandic posters irl?
If you have ever seen an icelandic poster shilling marxism, weed and the pirates his name is Kristinn and I once said I knew who he is irl

>>69891537
>>69891606
clubs literally don't close til 5 or 6 here lads

At work right now
Mr Goldberg said I have to push carts AGAIN
been sitting in the handicap bathroom for 40 minutes

What makes someone a normie?

>>69891580
Ahh yes humans are going extinct that's why the population is growing

>>69891549
vittu pekele

>>69891512
ahh yes autism spreadsheets

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>>69891380

>>69891630
Depends on what club and what their licensing agreements are

>>69891512
under 600 calories is literally worse for you than eating 300 calories over your TDEE a day

>>69891574
U just can't
*smokes a weed*
*drinks a drink*

>>69891557
what is the general viewpoint of the icelandic population about UK/british people
i've always thought about you seeing as we're kind of 'sea neighbours'
also i can't remember the exact details but there was a couple times in history where denmark offered you to us but we never accepted

wonder what iceland would be like if you were part of the british empire for a small period

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>>69891512
>watched something intelligent

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would LOVE to go to a swingers party lads but i'd just be so shit and quiet trying to engage in conversation with a group of complete strangers

the idea of it sounds wonderful

>>69891512
"Under 600 calories" should be red coloured, you're just messing up your hormones

>>69891604
I conceded defeat already, see>>69891393 and you still flipped your shit.

Even after apologising for offending you, you're still fucking bang on.

>>69891682
I think most Icelanders have a positive view on Brits
They hate yanks though

>>69891640
ah yes, niggers and chinks populations are skyrocketing whilst whites are plummenting and islam is the worlds fastest growing religion, shall surely be a utopia

might bounce the gfs head off a fucking wall

>>69891613
there are some pretend normies here
i think there's a few others like me though, ex normies who ended up isolating themselves and becoming mentally ill and stuck in the cycle

it's sad because i was on course to make it but i don't think i'll ever break back into normie society

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>>69891512
what happened to the spreadsheet I made for you?

>guy posts in fb that about 15k icelandic guys are in
>asks about sailing a sailboat
>give him a quick overview of cruising, use to race sailboats btw
>sends me a pm asking how much I want to sail from colombia to iceland
what the fuck do I say

>>69891722
I'm not a normie but people say I am a normie.

>>69891689
get a bit wonky beforehand, pop a viagra and you're sorted

>>69891711
you lads are literally anglo tbf. you speak Old English

>>69891598
>>69891673
It's not a long term thing. I stuck to it for a few months at the end of last year and I lost 15kg.

I'm just doing it as experiment really, I'm already thin I just want to see what happens.

The plan is to gradually switch in exercising and start eating properly again in a few months.

>1 in 2 of us will die of heart disease
>1 in 3 of us will die of cancer

struggling to see why I should bother living a 'healthy lifestyle' ...

>Be on normie spring break because my roommate invited me along to be nice
>Everyone staying in one hotel room
>literally 7 guys 5 girls in one suite
>everyone passed out drunk
>come out of shower seeing mate getting head from a girl with her bathing suit bottoms off
>he tells me to fuck her from the back while hes getting it
>she says its fine because shes hammered
>I do it
>never make eye contact with her again as im sure she regretted it

>>69891640
the human (white) population is shrinking
its only the other species of human that are growing sadly

>>69891730
Tell him you are only in it for the experience and would like to do it for free

>>69891749
I think cancer will take me desu.

>>69891722
>feel a bit down

>waaah i'm mentally ill
>my life's shit because of mental illness
>did you know i have mental illness
>my mental illness means i need a safe space

>>69891689
tommy is a fucking jew

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>these two arguing about babestation slags making noises

>>69891702
Yes, we can all see how 'not mad' you are with your ranting paragraphs about how you're 'not mad' and bringing the argument you lost into the new thread because you are clearly 'not mad' at all about it

Maybe it's time you went to bed

>>69891742
>I just want to see what happens.
what happens is you'll be starving yourself and doing all the damage to your body associated with that. Eat properly.

Should I drink tonight lads?

>>69891795
no, its haram

>>69891729
I altered it desu, I used numbers so I can assign specific values to certain tasks and get a nice little chart.

Still has the same name though

>>69891749
its like when I used to think only idiots smoke
now I just think why anyone would want to live past 70

>>69891735
>you lads are literally anglo tbf
I know. I keep posting reminders that Iceland is Anglo

>>69891628
is 'kristinn' the younger kid that went your college?
i can remember one two icelandic posters arguing before because they went to the same college/uni and he was stalking you or something
also see >>69891682
>>69891711
good lads
how big/well known are the cod wars in icelandic culture
would the average icelander know all about the cod wars?
i only really know for meme purposes, i reckona lot of brits nowadays wouldn't have a clue about the cod wars or ever heard of them

>>69891807
well you're starting a little late

>>69891711
BrownNosing: The post

Literally had an icelandic exchange student live with me and he was brutally honest about things that annoyed him. He said no one really gives a shit about Americans in Iceland, and there certainly isn't a "hate" factor involved.

You're just trying desperately to fit in, like you always do.

Its easy pickins just saying, yeah our country hates americans too!!!

the irish
http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1484349243755.webm

>>69891813
nah ur irish mixed with subhuman germanics

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I really want a sexy alt-right gf lads

>>69891789
I'm a little bit addicted to watching my fat melt away though

Some days I skip any calories altogether, it's actually becoming hard to force myself over 500.

Africans and Asians born and raised in Britain are more British than Australians and other commonwealth citizens with British ancestry

It's simply a fact of life

>>69891766
nah fuck lad I want at least 25 million
a kilo is what 18 million?

>>69891835
this happens often on /brit/
always some Irish posters licking up to brits. Sad!

>>69891833
Did it all last year m8

Started late because i was on holiday and didn't have my computer.

rorkes

First week of couch to 5k plan done lads

Can't wait until I'm no longer a chubby waste of oxygen

some rorkes made an indian lad kill himself

facebook/photo.php?fbid=1293013477445037&set=a.457157967697263.1073741825.100002091923328&type=3&theater

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It's stayed quiet enough that I've turned it into a 90s dance set, everyone is loving it, even the bouncers are having a bit groove. Fat lass eventually cornered me and put her tongue down my throat but I got a pint off her so it's all good. Only 15 mins left then I have an invite to a kitchen sesh with the promise of free lines in exchange for mixing a few tracks. Life is good.

>>69891829
I guess I would be the younger stalker

might feed the gf my wiener

'ano

>>69891732
i personally don't think i'm a normie but if i gave the stats most here would class me as one
>>69891769
if i weren't mentally ill then i wouldn't browse this shithole

>>69891844
>irish
scottish

and they're more anglo now because brits married loads of iceladies during the war

>>69891788
Aaaaaand he's still banging on and failing to see the irony.

>>69891829
The cod war is fairly well known to Icelanders
>>69891835
Almost all Icelanders I have met have negative opinions on America in general. We hate your nasaly voices and accents and your exaggerated behaviour and most Icelanders are convinced Americans are complete idiots

>>69891893
didnt read a word

>>69891888
rajeesh got rorke'd lmao

>>69891730
Lol the illegal immigrants are so worried about drumpf and his wall they would rather sail a boat across the Atlantic ocean LMAO

>>69891729
>>69891807
is that you raphael 'dormers' stone
i thought you stopped posting here

>>69891877
bullshit
you should be superman by now

(((he))) is back

>>69891854
really just want a female human who enjoys my company and doesn't think im a complete retard

>>69891868
That's what I have heard

>>69891915
no thare just irish people in denial

scots are just irish people in denial anyway, as evidenced by your insecurity

>>69891829
>how big/well known are the cod wars in icelandic culture
most of my lads know of them but they are all studying the same thing so they are all very similar.
Tobacco use is like 80%
most of them drink beer
most of them are named after fishing trawlers
most of them have a sled/dirtbike/truck on 38's

post babestation slag noises.

>>69891854
I will take anyone really

>>69891835
m8 literally all of europe hates you

you're unlikeable cunts deal with it

>>69891855
sounds like an eating disorder la. Maybe see a therapist or something?

>>69891933
>implying the Irish are taught to read

the so called

""""""""""mexican""""""""""

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the missus having a sleep

>>69891888
top kek a sri lankan that went to my secondary reacted with an angry emote to the post

>iceland
just when you though a country couldn't get more irrelevant than Ireland

Mexican intellectual is a crpyto jew

>>69891921
>accuses others of sperging out when he has spent the last 2 threads sperging out
>thinks he understands irony
Yeah, you're obviously not mad at all are you m8

>>69891957
gonna buy a BMW E39 M5 and get the number plate "hveiti"

>>69891961
no, iceland was populated by norwegian vikings and scottish slaves

i'm not even scottish, i was just correcting you on history

some people need a fucking break from here. endless arguing over fucking trivial pointless shit and acting like it's some achievement when they "win".

you don't fucking win arguments on the web you utter melts.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>tfw Scottish
>tfw English bf

I'm a good boy

>>69892024
yes you do

>>69892012
Yeah, that's not suspicious at all

>>69892029
bender

>>69891897
tell me more about the lad you stalk
>>69891932
thanks for answering me questions (all 3? of you)
>>69891962
are you the twat who chews tobacco? is that what most icelanders do

why don't you just smoke a fag like a normal lad

>>69892029
bit gay

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>>69891970
>Literally all of europe hates you


Sorry but NEET virgins that are staying in on a friday night don't represent your country, nor do they represent Europe.

hey icelad have you ever seen noi the albino

>>69892024
t. loser

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>>69892041
We call it poofter

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lezza sex 2bh

>>69892062
Yes

come on college boy

>>69891947
Didn't say i did it well

And the 600 calories think is relatively recent, didn't do that all last year. it used to be "didn't get a takeaway"

>>69892020
no it was gaelic slaves

*corrects you*

>>69892044
you don't chew snus (nordic tobacco product)

they're pouches you put under your top lip

>>69892036
lad there was a car with the plate "PAYDAY" one with the plate "HVÍT" and one with "DÍLA"
all bmw's

>>69892020
you're actually wrong there lad, it was irish thralls

>tfw ywn do circles in your car on volcanic plateaus with the lads
why even live

>>69891932
>>69891970
Describing Britain desu

>>69892075
*goes to hawaii*

imagine wanking to japanese fetish porn so much that you can't get it up for the common club slags anymore haha can you imagine that haha imagine wanting an oriental lass to puke on your knob haha

At this point it would be easier to create a 99% English Iceland than kick out the foreigners from English

Hmmm

>>69892072
wtf is this real

>ay is there snakes in the grass bruh

howling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFc9aw_AM8Y

>>69891970
Theyre loud, ignorant and naive but sometimes in an innocent , almost endearing way

iceland is DEFINITELY on the travel to do list
probably be a couple years before i end up going there though
realistically though, in a hypothetical situation, would of any of the iceland posters be willing to meet me when i'm there and showing some cool icelandic stuff?
>>69892087

>>69892044
>are you the twat who chews tobacco? is that what most icelanders do
you put it in the lip you dont chew it

>tell me more about the lad you stalk
he dresses like a hobo desu, torn adidas tracksuit pants and a dirty hoodie all day

>>69892060
>Jordan hates you even more than Russia

butthurt as fuck

>>69892010
You're right. I'm very mad. You win. Your ladies of the BabeStation will be ever so pleased you've vanquished that mean mad man on /brit/ who dare suggest their croaky groaning noises are fucking awful.

Might swing by Ireland and pick up this paddy's wife for breeding purposes
You know what they say about fertile Irish lasses, aye?

>>69892091
>>69892080
it was quite literally pict slaves from the coasts of scotland and a few from the top of northumbria

>>69892079
600 is going to end badly

My daily limit is 1700, although I've never hit that before.
If I'm hungry, I'll eat something, and so long as my daily calories is under 1700, then I know I'm making the progress I want to.
I can eat anything I want, so long as I know the exact calories of what I'm eating,
Those mini chicago pizzas are nice, and 400kcal a pop.

>>69892060
>>69891970
going to respond you stupid cunt?

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>>69892066

>>69892068
Why do gays like long hair?

>>69892123
Not sure desu

>>69892036
especially not after telling us

>>69892129
>realistically though, in a hypothetical situation, would of any of the iceland posters be willing to meet me when i'm there and showing some cool icelandic stuff?
yes
if you buy 10 cans of tobacco for me in the dutyfree

>>69892081
>>69892130
i'm confused
so you just shove the tobacco under your lip and leave it there to chill? what is even the point of that
>he dresses like a hobo desu, torn adidas tracksuit pants and a dirty hoodie all day
hmm very interesting comment
would you say you're the alpha male out of you two? is this the >5'4 and built like an icelandic construction worker lad you're on about?

sorry for asking so many questions but inter-icelandic 4chan politics are fascinating to me considering there's only 300k people on the island and a few of you post here

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mornin' lads

>>69892060
now with trump in office they will hate you

>>69892181
>meme chart
nah m8 nobody likes you

literally everyone i've ever met thinks yanks are loud cunts
but if cherrypicked graphs make you feel better believe what you want desu

>>69892196
Why do people walk?

Why do chebs have nipples on them?

Why do pakis smell?

>>69892149
I literally haven't said anything about babestation since my original post
I've spent this whole time just pointing out how mad you've got over nothing
Pretty funny
Have a good night's sleep champ

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>>69891380
>mummy wakes me up
>"anon, wake up. I left your breakfast on the table."
>get up to tell her goodbye
>on the doorstep
>"anon, when will you get a job? you know how hard it is for me to support us both"
>"i'm trying mom but the economy's crap. it's not like jobs grow on trees. the fucking western eurocucks and the EU jewed us out of our jobs, you know that
>"w-wait anon I have this friend wh-"
>shut the door in her face before she could finish, ate my breakfast and went back to sleep
what the fuck was that bitch thinking almost asking me to slave my life away for some rich german faggot.
Being a NEET feels fucking great lads

>>69892151
nah

>>69892213
>so you just shove the tobacco under your lip and leave it there to chill? what is even the point of that

it gives you a pretty massive buzz, much stronger than a cig buzz.

Its common in america as well

>>69892209
course mate i'll do whatever
is doing snus more popular than smoking a standard cigarette in iceland?

>>69892209
note: if you bring ozona president snuff with you can multiply your money 5 times

>>69892239
it actually was m8

do some reading on the period, it's quite fun

>>69892229
What a gent you are, lad. Maybe they'll do a cheeky pussy slip just for you next time you're one the blower.

>>69892231
>offered an actual real job in a shit jobmarket
>doesnt take it

>>69892181
I genuinely like yanks

really nice people, always cheerful, although I have found the reputation for being a bit dim holds true

>>69892224
Don't understand

>>69892221
hmm

>Pew research, one of the most reputable data research centers

Vs.

>Virgin abnormie anon thats in on a friday nights personal anecdote

Let me think on this a bit

Wouldn't mind a tranny gf

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>>69892262

>their brainless girlie noises are cute though

>>69892231
Lidl or Aldi?

wanking to the new blacked video

>>69892231
Why is everyone so bloody rude in Bulgaria?

*looks outside*
bit dark out

>>69892260
i have, you're wrong

vikings settled and mixed with the coastal gaelic populations of ireland and scotland

since it was mainly male viking settlers the that's why so many icelandic women have """gaelic""" haplogroups

>>69892277
theres definitely a lack of awareness

I have relatively smart friends that couldn't name a country germany borders, yet their making loads as some business analyst somewhere

I just think since were pretty isolated and massive we really only get caught up in our own world, it allows people to integrate really easily, but it makes us isolated

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>>69892293

>>69892150
they'd laugh at you for being 5'4

>>69892284
>cherrypicked sourceless image
>actual opinion from a european on the subject

actually fucking sad how much you care that people don't like your country

>>69892242
sounds shit desu
i smoke cigarettes daily and i know how disgusting and runty is but still do it
the most enjoyable thing about is the physical act of smoking an actual cigarette though
shoving it under your top lip doesn't seem as fun, not worth getting addicted to tobacco just to do that

>>69892287
I wouldn't mind in theory but in practice the prep for anal would take way too long to be feasible

would probably just have a wank before she (male) could get ready tbqh and that's not basis for a relationship

>>69892213
>so you just shove the tobacco under your lip and leave it there to chill? what is even the point of that
nikkari, nikki frændi (nic buzz)
I have quite the tolerance tho
>is this the >5'4 and built like an icelandic construction worker lad you're on about?
nope another guy doesn't post in brit

>would you say you're the alpha male out of you two?
would push the shorties shit in any day of the week

>>69892262
Making some autist sperg out on the internet is easy, they don't give away pussy flashes just for that

>>69892316
What sort of noises are they making? Are they "fucking awful"?

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>>69892331
I'd be able to impress them anyway

>>69892287
have fantasies about moving to brazil and dating one of those real convincing ones
then i realize they're blokes and i'm disgusted with myself
probably a good thing i'm poor desu

>>69892272
why didnt you just let him/her sleep that one night on dirty floor which you could clean up in 5 min or tell him to do so

>>69892342
you don't get into a relationship with someone solely for sex

>>69892272
seeing shit like this gets me angry because I KNOW if i was in the situation with a girl i would play my cards right and end up shagging her

problem is no girls ever get to that stage with me

>>69892333
Is this seriously an argument? You can literally see the source and title in the chart you stupid fuck hahahahahaha

Oh and by the way, like I said, someone that posts on 4chan on friday night isn't really a fair represetnation of the population.

Run along now, come back with a decent argument and I'll listen. I've provided facts, you've provided your opinion, for whatever a virgin NEETs opinion is worth

>>69892368
SMALL
IRISH
WILLIES

>>69892287
https://youtu.be/l5FE6Sdikzk

>>69892326
you clearly haven't read up on it at all

otherwise you'd know it was vikings leaving norway and stopping along the coast of scotland (specifically the highlands) to capture slaves, who went on to populate iceland

fyi iceland is closer to britain genetically than ireland

>>69892339
>shoving it under your top lip doesn't seem as fun,
it is quite fun
rolling one in paper or stuffing a mortar syringe is always a bit fun

>>69892364
they are talking at the moment but will report back

>>69892308
Lidl

>>69892328
a large part of the "yanks are dumb" image is down to media exposure to be honest

if we were to put the denizens of a Manchester council estate on international TV for the world to see we'd soon lose our reputation

>>69892339
Its absolutely disgusting and you're right it ruins the enjoyment of smoking a cig

the people that do it spit into a cup because if you swallowed youd throw up.

So my flatmates would have cups filled with brown sludgey spit around our college house

>>69892351
are you an icelandic normie then?
what's that like?

>>69892354
They will for your valiant and passionate defence of their "noises" though, right? Otherwise your magnificent victory will be all for nothing.

gonna measure my willy lads

gonna slice my finger off lads

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>>69892277
are we friends now

>>69892391
i dont have anything to tell you other than that you're wrong, nothing i can do about it

>>69892382
Not him but I've just walked through the door home from the lub ans i can twll ylu that the man joyity kf Europe thi ks yanks are loud obnoxious retards la

>>69892382
>acts like a loud obnoxious cunt
>wonders why people hate him for being a loud obnoxious cunt

nah m8 you're dead right people love america and you in particular are very popular mr. also indoors on friday night

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>>69892364
YES, they made NOISES I didn't like, I'm going to demand a REFUND

BAD NOISES DON'T ARGUE WITH MEEEEEEEE

>>69892423
>>69892426
ooooooooooooooo

:o

>>69892408
I agree to some point, but we'd still be worse I think.

But yeah like when Brexit happened, the spotlight was on you guys, and we really saw that there are tons of idiots in your country with all the

>Wait what is the EU?
>What does the brexit actually mean?
>Can I change my vote?

>>69892401
I genuinely applied for a job at Lidl a few days ago

comes out to like 10 euros an hour which I'm assuming is way higher than what you'd be getting there

>>69892411
Wouldn't really call myself a normie desu
get drunk like every 2-3 weeks, do snus everday, go on sled trips with the lads, make bombs out of firecrackers with the lads.
oh and I am not a virgin

>>69892439
>i dont know what i'm talking about so i'll just keep saying you're wrong
alri lad you can stop replying now

>>69892447
There is literally no counter argument in this. So i'm done responding.

Also its 6pm here, i'm literally leaving in an hour

>>69892351
>would push the shorties shit in any day of the week
You haven't ever been introduced to true ultra violence, mate
So allow me to be the presenter. I am faster and more skilled beyond anything you see on the street or experience in your untamed drunken brawls. Most people have a internal mechanism which prevents them from unleashing their true violent potential upon another human being, I do however not possess this mechanism.
I would paint the side walks with your brain and sprinkle it with your teeth, mate. You are fucking dead

it's 9pm on a friday and i feel like sleeping lads

>>69892471
>10 euro/hour
kek that's not what i'd make in a day here.

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need a friend

>>69892476
youre explosion-lad
have you made a bigger explosive yet?
fucking love explosions

>>69892395
how is it fun though
smoking fags is fun because you taste the harshness straight into your lungs when you take a drag
it helps with the pain
>>69892410
weirdos
did you do it too?
i tried chewing rolling tobacco a few times a while back but it was just shit and felt disgusting when strands of baccy got stuck in your teeth

realistically getting addicted to tobacco is retarded but if you're gonna do it, do it properly

>>69892422
Literally didn't mention babestation or 'noises' since my original post
I'll take your autistic anger and sperging out posts as trophies of my magnificent victory, want to give me some more? :)

>>69892480
m8 you're literally acting like a loud obnoxious cunt and then wondering why people think you're a loud obnoxious cunt

do us all a favour and dive into the curb on your way out for more mnt. dew or whatever it is you backwoods inbred hicks gargle as you wank off your penis compensating SMG

cunt

>hearing americans pronounce cunt
>hearing americans pronounce twat

Business idea: hair loss in your early 20s

hahahahaha

>>69892558
Sounds like bad business to me

twat
cunt

>>69892477
the pre-eminent study on the matter, albeit nearly 20 years old (id personally question some of the conclusions of the study) refers to the secondary population as gaelic, taking samples from ireland and scotland

i've read extensively on the subject, you seem to have no clue what you're on about

they took picts but the highly popular gaelic personal name of patrick is used in iceland and they have a town which has an irish festival?

ya, nah you're an idiot

>>69892549
>brits pronouncing cunt and twat
"coont"
"chywat"

only got a 6x6 lads

>>69892458
i love and hate america at the same time
i met a lot of yanks when i was travelling europe and most of them were genuinely nice and top blokes

to me where i draw the line is americans that have never left the country and don't have a passport (ignorant fucking mongs, HATE them)

americans that have been to europe and learnt more about the rest of the non-american world are usually good lads

most of the yanks on /brit/ are sound as you don't get too 'muh america' about things and some of you can actually have a good banter

>>69892517
>how is it fun though
proper niccer

>>69892517
I've done it. First time I did it I threw up because its a pretty massive buzz and I swallowed too much.

Other times I did it I got a good buzz, but its not a feel good one like cigs can have, its like an extreme one that makes you feel out of it.

I'll never do it again in my life, its really gross

>>69892476
you sound like a good lad
you don't need to be a full blown normie, as long as you get your willy wet and have social experiences with the lads you're good to go

>>69892516
made a pipe bomb with blackpowser once and but it in car wreck, blew a hole in the floor and broke all side windows

>>69892583
We pronounce cunt as 'cunt' and twat a'twat'

American pronounce it 'cund' and 'twod'

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Gonna devote myself to a life of martial arts lads.

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>>69892593
Like this?

>>69892580
Lad gon stop arguing FOR Irish to be considered slaves in Iceland

You're embarrassing us

>>69892538
That's seems very unfair especially given all the time, effort and emotion you have put into defending these slags and their sounds.

How to spot a UKIP supporter:
*types in lowercases and acts like an hostile manchild*

>>69892599
Yeah it sucks too because I've traveled abroad and had americans that we're still all FUCK YEAH AMERICA

like they'd meet locals and complain about things that america has that they don't. Its crazy how successful some of our countries brainwashing is

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>>69892426
TOLD YOU I'D DO IT

>>69892650
all your posts are shit

>>69892637
maybe read my posts you retard and you'd see that i said they settled coastal ireland and scotland and mixed with the local population, mainly women, before settling iceland

The difference from state to state in the US is more visible than the differences from country to country in Europe.

Why would I ever leave America, they have everything I could want here

Did you lads go out tonight?

>>69892632
alri 5'4 lad

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>>69892599
yea we're pretty great aren't we haha

>>69892630
Any thoughts on which one?

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>>69892593

>>69892649
Literally never mentioned them or their sounds since my original post
Thanks for another angry post to add to my trophy collection

>>69892650
>acts like an hostile manchild
That's not exclusive to the kippers though. Slag off the Babestation slags and some white knight neckbeard will lose his fucking shit

>>69892678
>arguing so people believe we've been cucked
Shut the fuck up lad

>>69892684
No, uni exam period starts on Monday

>>69892684
hahahahaha

Genuinely curious. Do people grow up in the UK as children thinking they live in the best country in the world?

Crazy to me how we definitely grow up that way here. I definitely thought that America was basically until I was a 16ish.

We're top 10, but certainly not #1`

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>>69892688
I know what you are implying

>>69892632
is this from siglufjörður? My father did a lot of business with this man, sold him boats that were completed in siglufjörður

>>69892692
Whichever one has the least kicking because I hurt my foot as a teen and it hasn't been great since.

>siglufjörður
haahahhahhaha

>>69892080
>>69892091
>thralls
>slaves
Which one are you lad, each are equally awful
>>69892678

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>>69892708
>this guy is platinum mad about losing the argument

>>69892628
c-can you make a bigger one?

>>69892651
i think another reason why people hate america is because of how in your face your culture is
on british tv/radio/music/films a lot of it is american, even someone like me who tries to watch only british media, it's impossible to escape the yank influence

if it wasn't so in my face, i found some yank media/culture on my own regards i'd probably like it more

but no matter where you are in the world, you're absorbing the yank culture somehow and there's no escaping it

not sure if this whole post makes sense but i hope you get the jist of it

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>>69892707
Yes, got a fine collection here of my own. Make fucking awful noises when they fall off the shelf though.

>>69892651
>school kids pledge allegiance to the flag every day

Don't yanks realise how NK-tier that is?

lazytown on abc2 lads
think the pirate song is coming up soon

>>69892771
would love to slap those titties around a bit

>>69892716
>>69892721
Lame

alcohol is for losers

>>69892730
Think he's called Binni. Not sure where this is though
>>69892734
>Least kicking
Boxing, or jiu jitsu if you don't want to get punched in the head

>>69892768
like what? ANFO? one day

>>69892789
a bit violent lad

>>69892505
'kin 'ell, less than 10 euro a day?

would literally emigrate in your position if remaining NEET wasn't an option

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>>69892747
>still this fucking triggered over slags

http://i.4cdn.org/ck/1484000440043.jpg
the dinner

>>69892800
>tfw loser

Someone do a babestation slag noises edition next on honour of our victorious white knight

literally nothing to eat downstairs so i just grabbed a beer
probably a bad decision in hindsight

>>69892770
no yeah i definitely understand. its why people are never interested in us abroad really either, because they've had our media shoved down their throats forever.

We're literally the least interesting foreigners to anyone that gets our media

>>69892825
This can't be real

>>69892689
you're good lads sometimes
i just don't get canadian posters on /int/
i actually like canada as a country so much but i dont understand how their posting can be THIS BAD

>>69892803
make a fertiliser bomb and blow up an abandoned building or something, or a dead whale

>>69892841
>>69892841
>>69892841
>>69892841
>>69892841
>>69892841
>>69892841

>>69892832
Hmm.. Not very appetising that

>>69892775
You must sperg out constantly when that happens considering how badly one mention of 'noises' has made you lose your shit tonight. Get some padded walls for your own safety

>>69892840
I haven't eaten either and I just made a Margarita

>>69892722
Grew up in NI with bomb scares and paramilitaries and poverty and still thought it was the best country in the world with its decent health care, technology and empty fields and valleys to play in

>>69892803
careful there lad
t. almost died cause i made too much TATP and didn't follow safety measures

>>69892802
Is Jiu Jitsu the one where you throw people around? That might be fun desu

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>>69892776
funny story

there was a jewish girl in my grade that never stood for the pledge. it wasn't a big deal, whatever. nobody cared

after we graduated she got a job working as a clerk at my bank(typical jew amirite haha), and when she found out i had over $35k in my savings her eyes lit up because she assumed i was a poor retard(to be fair, i dressed and acted like i was back then).

fast forward a week and she went around telling everyone how much money i had and i kept getting calls and texts from girls i've never met or would have never given me the time of day

long story short i called her boss and told them what was going on and got her fired. hope she learned her lesson

>>69892816
Haven't even mentioned slags, do you even understand why you're so upset apart from losing the argument so badly?

>>69892840
you'll feel like death tomorrow

>>69892850
I just wish the aussies and canadians could be british again, theyre so shit as they are. The aussies talk shit then take it badly when you banter them back, the leafs are just.....leafs and poo-peelanders are boring

>>69892879
Judo is more into throwing people around, but Jiu Jitsu focuses mainly on ground wrestling

>>69892838
NOISES????? NOOOOOO I CAN'T HANDLE NOISES, THEY MAKE ME SO MAD REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>69892861
Yes I do. All the time. Wish I could be so calm and collected like you are when taking personal offence.

>>69892897
What was the argument again?