Do you like American candy?

Yes, but I don't allow myself to eat it anymore.

Yes. Reese's is godly. As are Skittles.

>>69889764
Elder God tier:
Twix

Good tier:
Reese's, Snickers

Shit tier:
Everything else

Reese's pieces or cups tho?

>>69889764
Reeses was so nice as a kid and now tastes like shit as an adult. Too much sugar. oh well.

My parent's gave me one of those giant reeses cups for christmas a few years ago. I had to slice it up like a pie and it lasted over a week.

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Yes.

Never tasted one. Likely yes.

Oh I like Twix Raider.

>>69890629
Lidls carry Hersheys' and other burger imports for sone reason, you know. I've often stopped myself from buying then. Do they really taste like vomit?

Is snickers american?
I like it

>>69889764
Tried those things they sell into machines few times, taste worse than a box full of sugar. Still, good job mmurica

>>69889764
Peanut M&Ms, don't really care much for other candies desu

>>69890767
I have never went to Lidl either. There isn't one in my "city".

They are not terrible, but not good either.

Oreos are bland as fuck and they're the only brand you got (you don't even have a word for this type of food, you just call it oreos).

Reeses tastes like an inferior version of our paçoca.

Hersheys has a slight vomit taste.

Cookies and cream is basically bad white chocolate.

>>69890901
Oreos are just cookies, there are other brands of the "sandwich" style cookie

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Turks make top tier cheap sweets desu.

>>69890901
>Oreos are bland as fuck and they're the only brand you got (you don't even have a word for this type of food, you just call it oreos).

wtf are you babbling about?

>>69891013
If people like Oreos they should taste our Domino cookies.

>>69891013
I suppose there are, but I never found them when I was there (I lived there for a year), oreos absolutely dominate the market. We have lots of types of these cookies around here.

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>>69891161

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Australians have the best cookie sandwich.

>>69891178
This. No wonder Oreos are a small curiosity here.

red vines taste like what I imagine drain cleaner would taste like

>>69891216
Then you didn't look very hard at all.

>>69891277
? I think they just taste like flavored wax. Though not as bad as twizzlers.

>>69891244
I don't think those qualify as cookies. Probably don't work with coffee either.

>>69889764
No.

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>>69889764
>candy
You mean chocolate

>>69891244
>cookie
You mean biscuit

Superior British choccie biccies coming through

>>69891329
Then what do they qualify as, professor science?

They are two chocolate cookie/biscuits with creme filling between, all covered in chocolate.

Is that a pie?

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>>69889764

i love reese's peanut butter cups, but there aren't any here. pls liberate or send care package thx

>>69891277
I hate licorice in general

>>69891318
>they just taste like flavored wax
this is objectively false

>>69891366
>superior British choccie biccies
>not chocolate digestives

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>>69891161

Are these like Maltesers or something pham?

I.e. are they crunchy in the middle?

>>69891430
Pretty sure that's what they are, actually.

>>69891426
they are not licorice, even in general.

>>69891467
bleach-flavoured wax

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>>69891329
>>69891411

They are BISCUITS

Pic related is a cookie. It's the ONLY thing that's a cookie. Every other sweet, crunchy, flour-based confectionary is a BISCUIT

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>>69891466
Whoppers

taste exactly the same actually

>>69891542
excellent post

>>69891467
They are called the god damn American Licorice Company

>>69891546
Muh favorite candy of all fucking time

Nothing else compares

>>69891466
Similar.

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>>69891542
This is a biscuit.

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>>69891437

But mate you must admit that Fox's chocolate shortcake rounds are fucking amazing

Choccie digestives are good I guess, choccie hobnobs are better though

>>69891627
Excellent post

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>>69891627
>other languages also discuss about what's a biscuit

What

>>69891583
Thanks m8

>>69891627
That's a fuckin' scone m8

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>>69891466
Also similar to pic related.

>>69891466
maltesers are absolutely shit

>>69891670
No, we have scones and they are different from biscuits. Biscuits are soft and buttery, and scones are godawful rock hard bland rocks that are best used as door-stops or paper-weights.

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>>69891670
Wrong

>>69891725
is it true that americans think scone rhymes with own?

>>69891411
It's a waffle.

>>69891216
well you were in michigan, and local stores in kalamazoo don't stock much of this stuff. your best bet would be to buy online.

>>69891633
Shortcake is always good and goes well with chocolate in biscuits ofc.
The thing about Choccy Hobnobs is they're great for a while but you go off them after a bit. Chocolate digestives are eternal.
Custard creams are up there too, especially with a cuppa.
>>69891627
Scone lad. Cut it in half and butter it, maybe some jam too.

>>69891669
wow, funny

>>69891765
Well how do you say it?

>>69891798
http://www.bonappetit.com/recipes/article/scone-is-not-a-biscuit

>>69891696
Fuck off

>>69891716
Nah mate that's a scone

>>69891725
That ain't a scone

>>69891765
It rhymes with "on", unless you're a very, very, very posh aristocratic twat, and only THEN does it rhyme with "own"

>>69891798
>The thing about Choccy Hobnobs is they're great for a while but you go off them after a bit. Chocolate digestives are eternal.
For me it's the other way round 2bh.

>Custard creams are up there too, especially with a cuppa.
Yeah they're good, not had them with tea really, I just buy a pack and eat all of them.

And I can't eat them like a normal person, I have to take them apart and eat the filling separately. Just has to be done.

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>>69891878

YES WE KNOW A SCONE ISN'T A FUCKING BISCUIT YOU CUNT

THESE ARE FUCKING BISCUITS

>>69891853
sconne

>>69891928
Why there are cookies in that pic? Are cookies biscuits?

>>69891928
To be fair, there's a couple of cookies there in the mix. That pic will only confuse the Yank even further.

>>69892022
brits (incorrectly) refer to cookies as biscuits

>>69892022
Yes, cookies are a type of biscuit.

>>69891891
news flash: America is not apart of the UK and we don't give a flying fuck about your pontless antiquated accent culture wars.

It rhymes with "own" here because that's how we fucking pronounce it.

>>69891928
we call those cookies and we call your queen an old lady.
deal with it.

>>69891928
Those are cookies

>>69891928
those are cookies dipshit.
biscuits= soft and buttery
cookies = hard and sweet

>>69891670
>>69891716
never heard of "scones"
i looked it up and it looks familiar. sounds like a pretentious name since it is just a fucking cookie.

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>>69891669
>caipiras will call this a bolacha

>>69892109
scones are little different because they are usually much harder and you eat them with coffee.

if you smashed a scone it would break apart and crumble into tiny hard dry bits.

if you smashed a biscuit it would smash flat and not break apart except for maybe the crispier edges.

Scones =/= Biscuits

>>69892163
>if you smashed a scone it would break apart and crumble into tiny hard dry bits.
you may be eating stale scones my friend

Scones are pastries, biscuits are bread

>>69891928
Pro tip:
Whenever you buy cookies like those put them in the freezer for hours and then eat them.

>>69889764
That's chocolate. Or shall I write, American """"chocolate""""

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>>69892022
>>69892042
A cookie is a type of biscuit. I already posted a cookie here: >>69891542

>>69892058
>>69892085
>>69892090
>>69892101
BUTTHURT YANKS DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH PROPERLY

Remind me where English comes from? Clue - it's in the name.

>>69892109
Scones are not "cookies" by which you mean biscuits

They're not biscuits

They're little cake type things that you have with clotted cream and jam

>>69892154
....they're not hard and you don't have them with coffee, EVER

You have them with TEA

FUCKING COLONIALS

WE'LL BE BACK ONE DAY AND YOU'LL BE SORRY

>>69892163
No it wouldn't because scones are not hard, they're soft and flaky

Here are some scones (with raisins in)

In America we just call it candy

>>69892163
And if a brit doesn't agree with you about the biscuits, just smash him like a scone and see what happens

>>69892206
>Scones are pastries
how to spot a shitpost

>>69890767
They do, but you get used to it and they become ok. Buy Hershy's Kisses, not the bars. If you buy the bar you are wasting money, isn't very good to start with. They taste like vomit because they make the chocolate with soured/spoiled milk, it helps it last longer in America's climates since they differences are many. They also use a product from the Castor Bean as an emulsifier since it is cheap, this adds to the vomit taste. Fanlin tech m fimlim lagage pls

Doesn't American chocolate taste of literal vomit?

>>69892282
We call them biskota.

>finally a good banter thread

>>69889764
no what the fuck they're WAY TOO SWEET and the texture is gross, sticks to your fucking teeth
I was really glad I'd never had them before after being regretfully convinced into putting this THING in my mouth in the States
yet my friends who have spent more time there like all that snack JUNK

>>69892249
>IM NOT BUTTHURT!! YOURE BUTTHURT!! STOP USING YOUR FREEDOM AND USE THE QUEENS PROPER ENGLISH!

kek

>>69890767
They substitute cocoa butter for some other ingredient. They'll have something like 10% cocoa, while chocolate like Cadbury will be closer to 20%

>>69889764
yes

I never eat fucking hersheys. If I'm in the mood for chocolate I always buy something german like Milka.

>>69892307
That's cool
How is the weather in Albania friend?

>>69892360
>not importin Swiss candy
I thought you weren't poor?

>>69892349
Probably some corn syrup in there somewhere.

>>69892349
Hersheys bought out the rights to sell cadbury here. They make it themselves and refuse to allow imports.

bastards.

>>69892416
Raining.

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>>69892286
>thinks he's a hardman on a Malaysian kite-flying internet forum

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>>69892249
>sweet biscuits
absolutely disgusting
get rid of the fucking raisins and eat them with gravy

>You have them with TEA
>WE'LL BE BACK ONE DAY AND YOU'LL BE SORRY
Make sure to bring tea. I will be waiting in Boston

>>69892470
Ah. It is snowing here. Have a good day!

>>69892249
>British man has autism outburst over baked goods

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>>69891437
Double chocolate for me.

>>69889764
It's pretty good.

>>69889764

No, excessively sugary foods leave a film in my mouth that I can't stand.

>>69892550
It was snowing yesterday here.
Good night m8.

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>>69891669
This infograph is kinda misleading. Most dialects painted red on the map do a distinction Northeasterners don't, pic related. So it isn't like the word "biscoito" is missing, but it's being used for something more specific.

There's a similar distinction between geléia/jelly and doce or chimia/jam.

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>>69891366
Yes.

>>69892686
both are biscoitos

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>>69889764
Why even bother trying them when pic related exists

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do you guys like these?

>>69892249
>this much autism
yes scones are hard, you drink them with coffee and not tea, scones are cookies, we aren't butthurt you are, cookies and biscuits are different.
we understand you are retarded please go do it somewhere else.

>>69893025
Well, there's an overly sweet candy if I've ever seen one.

>>69892867
Again, it depends on the dialect. Southern dialects like mine do the distinction, Northern dialects like yours don't.

Bolacha: always flat, always dry, always made with flour. Usually strongly sweet.
Biscoito: usually comes on weird shapes, can be wet (as biscoito de polvilho), and can be mildly sweet or mildly salty. The basis can use meal or starch.

>>69893184
>rio
>northern
are you trying to trigger me or something

>>69893039
>Great fruit taste!
>Real fruit taste!™
>Natural & Artificial flavouring
?

>>69893255
but do you like them

>>69893309
How would I know. Looks like your average fruit toffee.

>>69893365
its a taffy not a toffee

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>>69893231
Yup. OBVIOUSLY "northern" isn't related to the IBGE northern region, but to a loose binary division of South American Portuguese dialects.

Southern dialects - 10, 1 and anything souther than that (but not 14). Apical coda R, weak palatalization (nonexistent in some).
Northern dialects - all the others (including 14) except 15. Guttural coda R, strong palatalization (even progressive in some).
15 is undefined as of yet.

Interestingly enough, the bolacha/biscoito division fits quite well those two groups.

>>69893555
Correction: 12 isn't Northern or Southern either. (Insular - same group as Azorean)

>>69893464
We don't make difference between the two (or rather taffy is just called "fruit-toffee").

>>69893636
either way theyre good and i recommend them. along with skittles

>>69893555
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, it'd still make more sense to have one as eastern and the other as western.

>>69893555
Map is weird, I live in 10 (interior de MG), but people in 1(interior de SP) have the exact same accent as us.

>>69893840
The borders between dialects (specially dialects in the same group) are fuzzier than the map implies, so this is natural. Specially considering Minas Gerais is the meeting ground of multiple dialects.

>>69893812
É difícil explicar isso sem "lingüistiquês", mas não faz sentido dividir os dialetos em "oriental" e "ocidental". Veja por exemplo dois dialetos que seriam considerados "orientais":

Amazônico (8) - usa chiado (o S "dois" soa como CH em "chá"), usa RR em fim de sílaba ("corte" e "corre" usam o mesmo som de R), não tem influência bandeirante, tem influência forte lisboeta.
Sertanejo (10) - não usa chiado (o S "dois" soa como S em "sal"), usa R em fim de sílaba ("corte" é pronunciado com a ponta da língua, assim como "core"), tem influência forte bandeirante, quase não teve influência lisboeta.

Em compensação, compare a descrição do amazônico com o seu próprio dialeto (13 ou 4), e compare a descrição do sertanejo com o dialeto paulistano (9).

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>>69889764
I do. Pic related is the best though, and it sadly is English.

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>>69889764
German

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>>69894563

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I only eat candy with depictions of cartoon sodomy on it

>>69894616
fuuugg i never noticed this

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>>69894406
They don't sale this in the USA, do they?

I like Thai candy. Not too sweet. (yes I know this is sold elsewhere. Thai version tastes different from Jap)

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>>69894563
>Kinder bar
I wonder why no eggs.

>>69894702

I've seen Lion bars in NYC before at certain UK import bodegas

>>69894702
Do you mean Pocky or Lion bars? You can get chocolate Pocky pretty much anywhere here now, other flavors are less common though. Lion bars are a little harder to find, but most stores with an international food section have them.

Reese's cups are fucking amazing. Not a big candy guy though

>>69891891
>make language where [vowel][consonant]e = long vowel
>complain than Americans are saying a word wrong for using a long vowel when the word ends with a fucking e

>>69889910
This

>>69892456
Even if Hershey didn't own the licence to the Cadbury name, a UK recipe Dairy Milk doesn't have enough milk solids to legally be called milk chocolate in the US.

>>69889910
>Muskateer bars and babe ruth not on your list


shit

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>>69889764
One of the few good Canadian things

>>69889764
Reese's are so fucking expensive in Hungary :^(

>>69898597
Ill send you some ;^))

>>69893039
they were my favorite candy when i was a kid

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Do you foreignfriendos get these in your countries? They taste great in my opinion.

can u give some examples of american candy

>>69893025 this

>>69898931
No. Do you have jaffa cookies?

>>69889764
Reese's, snickers and twix are top tier

I want to throw up eating milky ways or hersheys though

>>69889764

It's okay. I prefer Cadbury or Milka chocolate. It's what you grow up & get used to I guess.

>>69900920
I'm not sure, the pics on google image search look a bit familiar

>>69891798
listen guy. english people dont have command over the english language anymore. they havnt since america became a superpower.

we set the trends, invent the new words, and apply the vernacular for the entire planet to copy.

dont try to correct an american ever when it comes to words. we have the final say

>>69891244
>Cookie sandwich
Kill yourself

>>69901533
>and apply the vernacular for the entire planet to copy.

Aww shiggildy diggildy homeslice, ayy yo I ain't know I spose tah be chattin' like dis yo, muh bad muh bad, ya dig?