We're all gonna make it edition
Getting some 'za tonite
>>69888589
A thread that isnt an absolute shit or a gimmick, well done OP
>>69888589
bet she's cheating on him with a bullfrog
>>69888589
Awww Pepe :3
>Alright guvnor it seems as if you've got into some hubble bubble, mind if I take a glance at your autochariot license
What do?
When I see your smile, it makes me want to cry.
When I hear your voice, it makes me weak and I...want to hold you close to me and whisper in your ear: "...all I need is here...the moon, the stars and you.."
My mom's getting really upset because the fire alarm keeps going off
I'm scared I'll be a victim of her rage
>>69888589
who's the meme on the left?
>anime watching faggots and pedophiles
>red pilled
You are the degeneracy.
>>69888703
nothing a proper bitchslap couldn't fix
>>69888687
Shoot him
>>69888683
Well he does seem to be a manlet
>>69888713
>slav
Go worship dead socialist losers elsewhere.
>>69888713
which arm does he masturbate with
*doesn't make it*
>>69888683
Wtf dude
They're in love
>>69888753
He's a proxy, ignore. Posts under swiss flag as well
>>69888783
How do you know it's a proxy?
>>69888753
get gassed goof
>>69888783
I only post under the czech flag now. I live in Prague.
>>69888823
just backtrace the IP and you will see, it's fairly easy to figure out
>tfw no pepe gf
I have gargantuan beef nipples
My mom doesnt seem to get that she can just take the batteries out of the alarm
>>69888888
What was it
>>69888859
Kek if you really do then we might cross paths, I'm studying in Prague from August to Christmas this year
>backtrace the IP
your lies don't intimidate me, chow mein jew
>>69888931
>mom you can just take the batteries out
>OH SO YOU WANT ME TO DIE IN A FIRE?
Every fucking time
what do u do for fun? (besides sitting on the computer watching anime)
>>69888996
I fap
>>69888958
It's like 30€ to get to Prague, let's walk along the Vltava together and gaze at QT Korean girlfeet when it's still sandal weather in August.
>>69888859
That's cool, I live in Paris, Kentucky.
>>69888589
really hope 2017 is year of the gf
>>69889051
Are there korean girls there?
>>69889074
it won't be because you won't try
>>69889092
Yeah, tourists. Masses of them. Prague is super touristy.
>>69889057
No you live in Montgomery County, Pennsylvania.
>>69889113
Did you just hack me?
>>69889051
I would say but hanging out with a footfag with yellow fever probably isnt the best idea
>>69889092
There are a lot of vietnamese
>>69888713
>not watching anime
>>69889009
do you ever go outside?
>>69889110
Could you post examples of good korean girlfeet?
>>69889167
To go to walmart yeah
what is a "trade school"?
its it like some kind of college?
>>69889202
A school where you learn trades
>>69889051
Aren't you in Frankfurt? I should have visited and sharted in your house when I had the chance.
>>69889202
Essentially, but they teach your trades obviously.
>asian feet and nig twitter memes
does foot"king degenerate"kraut have any real hobbies?
>use duolingo for two hours
>become 15 percent fluent in italian
Wtf? So I could learn the entire language in a day?
>>69889202
Schools that focus on actual jobs. University and College make you take classes that aren't related to your major.
Trade schools focus on becoming an electrition, for example.
>tfw texan but no gun
are we really going to make it
>>69889259
Ma è lui o non è lui?
>younger brother thinks there's a rivalry between him and his more successful older brother
>it actually only exists in his head
>he has a mostly empty house but the few things he does own are pretty nice
>he sleeps on an expensive mattress on the floor because he couldn't afford a good bedframe after he got his mattress
>he owns his own business but most of his money comes from selling to his older brother's more successful business
>he's a bit bitter about his brother taking over their father's business when he retired
Remind you of any country, /cum/?
>peepee the meemee frog
Vietnamese are what is keeping Czechs alive. They run all those small supermarkets, vital to small towns and villages.
>>69889169
yes
>>69889212
yes, too bad I would have ate up every last bit.
>>69889307
Si! E' lui!
>>69889319
The American Revolution was NOT a mistake
The Peabo Bryson and Regina Belle version of "A Whole New World" is undeniably the best one.
>>69889340
Mmm very nice
>>69888589
this pic is pretty qt
>>69889439
yes indeed
>>69889340
kek nice meme bud
>>69889504
What do you do in the Prague? Supposedly they are in dire need of professionals
>>69889504
Two seats please
>>69889270
>electrition
anon
Guitar riffs are better than sex
>>69889619
drum solos are better than both
>>69889532
What sort of professionals?
Who here likes RWBY
>>69889636
t. Oogo Dongo, Leader of the Bongo tribe
>>69889532
>What do you do in the Prague?
I work in a processing plant and drink a lot of beer
>>69889660
Not sure, it's something I heard in passing
Last time I went to Prague there was this American couple (late 40s maybe, not obese) behind me on the bus and every 2 minutes the woman started fiddling around on her phone and trying to play a video but it always started playing with max volume and it always took her 10 seconds to figure out how to close it and they were very loud in general. By the fifth time I turned around and told her to stop being a fucking nuisance.
After that it was quiet but like 5 minutes later the guy starts going "excuse me...excuse me sir"
and I go "yes?"
"sorry but didn't your parents teach you any manners?"
I told him "well if you had any you wouldn't have annoyed the whole bus with your phone in the first place"
THAT sure showed them.
When we left for the train station I just gave him an "enjoy your stay".
American assholes.
>>69889504
What is this picture supposed to tell me.
I think my old boss at work was a literal psycpath
>>69889706
Are your poor as shit?
>>69889250
>his fighter doesn't have a laminar flow airfoil
hehe cute plane, kid
i'm bebi
destroyer of worlds
king and death to worlds
>>69888589
Why does this image make me feel so warmhearted
>>69889832
Hallo
C U M B A B Y
i put a bunch of curly fries on my plate but now i remember that I hate curly fries
>>69889895
Kill yourself
>>69889832
sleep bebi
>>69889861
It's pepe's expression but I think it's out of place having the girl holding an ice tea
>>69889832
hi bebi
>>69889905
remember son, it thrives on (You)s
>>69889895
you've crossed the line, onion-breath
>>69889680
t. Jeff Coleman, accountant by day and struggling guitarist desperately grasping at his youth by night
>>69889680
>>69889964
>playing beat the autist on an east siberian tentacle porn booru
>>69889734
That the economy of the czech republic has nothing to do with vietnamese shopkeeps
>>69889790
I'm alright 2bh
>>69889827
looks unaesthetic as fuck if you ask me
>>69889504
The fuck am I looking at?
>>69889949
Actually I don't, I thrive on the appreciation of fellow foot connoisseurs here.
>>69890007
When did I imply that.
>>69889996
>when a Dicks-E replies to my post
>>69889996
t. Nancy Green, wife ashamed of her balding husband and wishes she never got married
Is your name Harold?
>>69890066
No, thank god
>>69889906
ok.... ZZZzzzZZZ
>>69889372
Dude, if he that thing didn't have a beak it would like, literally be a dinosaur
>>69890044
>t. resident of timmins, geographic asshole of ontario
>>69890048
>windsor
>a knot
*shakes bebi*
>>69890106
goodnight bebi
>>69890116
>Ar-Kansas
Reminder that Quebec is for hugs and kisses ONLY. <3
>>69890116
What is timmins
>>69890147
Delet
>>69890011
Czech exports treemapped. Here's one for leaf land.
>>69890159
that's where you're wrong kiddo, now strip
>>69890159
Do you really need the trip when we have flags?
>>69890159
*hugs and kisses u*
Is plagiarism ok?
>anime
i'm out breh
>>69890162
It's a small town way up north past Sudbury in the middle of nowhere. The only reason I know about it is this one Air Farce sketch from many years ago. This Arkansas fellow is obsessed with the town for some reason.
>>69890159
the only thing I hug is the constitution's rights and the only thing I kiss is lady liberty
>>69890224
only if you don't get caught
>>69890209
Non-flag anons won't be able to recognize me.
>>69890213
>>69890237
>for some reason.
A Canadian kept posting that Timmins was the anus of Ontario
>>69890257
>>69890257
Wouldn't be too hard to recognize you, ya big homo
hey Imma go to bed so I thought yall might enjoy dis lil treat before I leave
footage from my last trip to thailand
>>69890318
I'm not homosexual!
>>69890163
conwaybro <3
>>69890147
>being tiny and having sky high real estate
>>69890162
>>69890237
i swore to a maplenigger i would always remember that timmins was the shittiest place in ontario, and thus the shittiest place in canada
>>69890346
And I'm not fat, bahahahahaha
>>69890346
Next you're gonna say I don't have a small penis hahahaha
>>69890363
That is good, neighbour! Keep in shape!
*challenges you to a car race*
>>69890347
>having one extra flag
>>69890326
saved
>>69890347
Hi there. How was your day?
>>69890346
I still love you
>australia stepped in
Aaaaand i'm out, bye
*Turns on Intial D OST and wins race*
>>69890396
It's because I'm here
*challenges you to a typing race*
http://play.typeracer.com/?rt=19qybo5odtthv
>>69890396
I use only one out of deference to my fellow conwaybro, who requested I not use it.
Southerners have manners.
>>69890408
Been good, work was cancelled so I slept all day and played vidya.
what part of germany is this?
>>69890408
I love you too, Arkansas!
>>69890007
>wehraboo opinion of aesthetics
>>69890447
>implying he can't have two extra flags
>>69890469
>manners
we bred that out up here, very efficient
*loses embarrassingly*
how do i eat reasonably with a buffet at my disposal
im gonna get fat
>>69890453
I came second!
>>69890469
My history professor is a Berniefag
>>69890482
<3
>>69890517
you don't go to a buffet if you are eating reasonably
>>69890517
You just gotta control yourself anon
luckily I don't need self control because I'm to autistic to stay in there alone for long period of time
>>69890224
>pass class
>risk expulsion
what a dilemma
>>69890522
heh yeah ur gonna cum again
hehehehe
*grabs bulge*
>>69890507
>bred that out up here
kek
must be the climate
>>69890525
my whole family is berniefags, i don't know that they ever accepted how badly that dude was fucked over and never stood a chance
he'd have probably had a better chance in the election if the democrats ran him instead of shillary though
Just remember that today is a good day because you did your best!
>>69889675
I need an answer
>>69890550
i have been autisticly sitting in here alone for long periods of time
might just limit time spent inside to start
>>69890612
my best is shitty
>>69890612
its a good day because i didnt have to do my best anon
it was good because it was mediocre
>>69890612
i didn't do jackshit, fuck off
>>69890612
I bought animal crossing cards and didn't get ankha tho
>>69890611
>he'd have probably had a better chance in the election if the democrats ran him instead of shillary though
He didn't have to worry about his emails, so probably
>>69890612
Thank you <3
Whats good to watch on netflix?
>>69890666
>texas in league with satan
i knew it
>>69890653
I can do that, not that hard
>>69890660
Yeah
>go in and get one plate
>browse phone while you eat so you don't see anyone
>when you food is finished get up and leave through the closest door
10-15 minutes tops
>>69890685
watch star trek original series like a cool kid anon
>>69890395
*beats u*
give me ur gf now
>>69890685
>>69890716
Just watch it all in order.
I'm falling for the SoL meme lads
>Look at a company I applied to
>Find out a semi-popular ex-viner and new youtuber works there
>Start looking at his videos
>Literally fucking chad mode
>He went to MIT
>All of his friends are chads too
>They work as programmers
THEY'RE TAKING OUR SAFE SPACES
>>69890696
What's your opinion on it
>>69890766
I blame The Social Network movie for starting the "brogrammer" meme.
>>69890766
I'm gonna hack the system so your application is lost, this is our space now
>>69890766
>theyah leahning m8
>croikey
>>69890766
chads took over programming years ago
>>69890813
I love cherries, probably my favourite fruit
>cherries are my favorite fruit
>>69890845
>not blueberries
>not mango
>not pomgranante
>>69890870
What the fuck do you like faggot? Kiwi? Apples?
Or as I like to call them, Queeries and Awfuls
whats a good major for stupid people who want to avoid chads?
>>69890845
orange and lemons are my favorite fruits
I like pears.
Should I go get a burger lads
>I don't like apples
>>69890915
What is wrong with chads?
>>69890915
music
kek
>>69890845
Not the question I asked
>>69890845
Black Sapote is literally the GOAT fruit
>>69890907
What the fucks wrong with apples you triple nigger
>>69890915
history
>>69890958
lol
>>69890936
had wendies earlier
was average/10
>What the fuck do you like faggot? Kiwi? Apples?
>Or as I like to call them, Queeries and Awfuls
>yes indeed I do like the Dane Cook of fruits
>>69890958
IT is the worst. Imagine a room full of nerds. Now imagine their collective IQ didn't exceed two digits.
>>69890984
speaking of wendys
what happened with wendys lad that was gonna quit to go to DD
>>69890984
I was thinking about going to David's
>wats ur fav fruit
>dat fruits gay
>no ur fav froots gae
>no urs is
what am i reading
>>69891042
bet this fag likes pinapples
>>69891042
Waiting for you to say your favourite fruit buddy
>>69891040
dank burgers, its on the other side of town from me so i dont go there often
>>69891026
no idea
>>69891054
pineapple is worst fruit and worst pizza topping
>>69891019
I don't need to imagine it
>>69891057
Do NOT reply to the posts that I reply to
GUYS GUYS
CANADIANS ARE DUM DUM POOPOO HEADS
*points gun at you*
PUT THE MEMES IN THE BAG!
>>69891086
It's not too far away from me
>>69891086
>pineapple is worst fruit and worst pizza topping
you're alright
Toy Story 3 sucked
>>69891096
mean
>>69891092
Why don't you get your apple eating ass out of MY thread?
>>69891057
dont really care for most sweet things, if a had to choose then oranges
Kiwi's would be the best fruit if they weren't so small and hard to peel.
>>69891019
that sounds like an imageboard
>>69891132
This thread was made by an apple eating american man you FUCK
>>69891147
>dont really care for most sweet things, if a had to choose then oranges
What a contradiction. There's bitter/sour fruit out there y'know?
>>69891129
>I'm and apple man
>>69891154
kiwis have always been, and will always be, absolute shit.
>>69891184
Why don't you and your apple BOYS scram while I stay with the cherry MEN
I'm blinding stinkin sober. Get me out of this heck.
>>69891154
>hard to peel
Just cut off the top and bottom and use a spoon to separate the skin
>>69891185
salty/savory>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sweet
hi
>>69891221
You're absolute shit.
>>69891273
Apples?
>>69891252
Don't reply to me ever again. Thanks in advance
>>69891238
>cherry lovers
>men
I swear everything you say is as shit as that fruit
>>69891280
>apple lovers
>shit
uh, no
>>69891288
I do what I want
Have a non-consensual (You)
Strawberry is the best fruit you fruits.
>>69891252
we can't be friends anymore
>>69891292
For a cherry hater you sure a faggot little cherry boy
>>69891319
That's rape
>>69891321
>not tomatoes
mangos are the superior fruit
where is my cellphone?
>>69891283
Banana
>>69891333
stop projecting your homosexuality everywhere cherry lover
mangos are basically the only fruit i dont like
>>69891343
Whats your number? I'll call it for you.
>>69888693
Hallo Deutscher. Würdest du bitte mir helfen?
>>69888589
Get this fucking heresy off my board
>>69891324
it's why dark chocolate is best chocolate
and salted caramel is best caramel
less sweet
>>69891333
>then so is this
>>69891321
t. pedophile
>>69891364
I did a good loving on your sisters cherry last night
>>69891352
Acceptable to me.
>>69891336
>>69891371
>>69891352
>want to be a fighter pilot as a kid
>near-sighted
>tfw
I even had one of those leather pilot jackets.
grapefruit is the best
>>69891406
Surgery
>>69891390
>salted caramel
alright, we're cool again
>>69891392
not with that cherry sized penis
>>69891410
classical republican > libertarian > democrat > democratic socialist > Marxist > Maoist > ancap
>>69891410
what's wrong with you
>>69891442
salted caramel is so fucking good
>>69891442
>implying I didn't use my premium cherry flavoured cock pump
>>69891410
No
>>69891452
Monarchist > classical republican > libertarian > democrat > democratic socialist > Marxist > Maoist > ancap
>>69891452
ecofascist > traditionalist > classical fascist > national socialist > civic nationalist > classical republican > libertarian > democrat > democratic socialist > Marxist > Maoist > ancap
>>69891452
>why yes i care about politics
>>69891478
SO fucking good
>>69891490
>implying it made a difference
>>69891452
my political view > your political view
>>69891529
Woaho yeah salted caramel is awesome woah dude yeah it's me arkansas
>>69891452
Completely unhackable AI run Communist Country>Ancap>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>blackhole the galaxy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Everythin else
>>69891432
Been thinking about it for a while, bud.
>>69891515
>ecofascism
count me in, i want to hang the oil barons
grapefruit is the best
also if you put any sweetener on it you ruin the flavor
>>69891499
>>69891515
>>69891499
>no papist theocracy
Shame.
>>69890928
Me too 2bh.
Assuming they're all ripe, pears>bananas>plums>peaches>apples.
>dude
>>69891614
None of those men are catholic
Gonna go get a burger lads
>>69891577
Do it lad. Don't let ur meems be dreems
>>69891614
>papist theocracy
>posts three protestants and one orthodox
Hmmmm
the goal
>>69891610
acid isnt a """""flavor"""""
>>69891641
>Gonna go get a burger lads
from where?
>>69891620
Hey man it was arkansas who said it not me
>>69891655
its good though
>>69891659
It's a local chain
>>69891614
Who is the guy between Putin and Drumpf?
>>69891614
>papist theocracy
>papist
No thanks, Guido.
This is a protestant country.
Take your sacraments and altar boys elsewhere.
>>69891638
>>69891649
real life is lacking is based catholics
should i do shrooms tonight
>>69891709
ok thanks
WTF MY 4 YEAR OLD NEPHEW WONT GIVE ME A TURN ON MINECRAFT
>>69891703
>lactose free
Not real milk.
Have fun with your flimsy bones, scumbag.
>>69891700
Protties deserve nothing but a thick tight rope
>>69891671
I never implied it was you though
>>69891692
it's shit. the only good thing that ever came from grape fruit was this
https://youtu.be/T--4rfTLiHA
>>69891701
>pope kissing black guys foot.jpg
You know what's the shit? Finding out that some building you pass by every day had sex slaves in the basement.
>>69891700
>Clackamas county
>>69891750
spooky
>>69891750
Neat
>>69891700
>protties
>Christian
Don't make me lmao
Post good choon
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6F1s3HvxEag
>>69891750
Every Thai massage parlor is a sex trafficking hub.
>>69891750
wot
>>69891641
Tanks, guy.
>>69891747
he is Argentinian after all
kek
>posts dub trio
>gets trips
spooky
>>69891777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au_g_hMGm-Y
favorite choon
>>69891777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0LIO138Z-A
>>69891747
>>69891810
#notmypope
Fucking commie faggot
still not giving me a turn on minecraft. This is bullshit.
My triple 7 first post of the day negates all bad luck for everyone in cum
>>69891827
Very good taste, oil monkey
>>69891871
too late I already fucked everything up
>>69891818
Noisia is based
>Memetics are real, praise Kek
hello?
>>69891916
Is it me you're looking for?
>>69891916
hi norway
>tfw off by 1 post from getting Octs on /tv/
It would've been my greatest post, literally one off
/Cum/ is a meme
>>69891973
good thing this is /cum/ and not /Cum/
>>69891777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOWcOfEBqcg
massive
>>69891908
I don't know how they do it, but they're truly masters of their craft.
I hope my stuff sounds half as good as theirs one day
Dubs are bullshit. They mean nothing. Humans just like patterns, especially you autists.
i love cum
>>69892011
dubs have spoken
>>69892011
Fuck dubs
Can I make the new thread?
>>69892067
fuck you
>>69891777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW6Wvg_fxAQ
>>69892073
I don't know can you?
>>69889895
Lmao
>>69892099
t. every middle school teacher ever
>>69891992
good taste
https://weyesblood.bandcamp.com/track/do-you-need-my-love
How long until chads discover the long held weeb secret about how easy it is to get a girl in Asia and they ruin it for us?
>>69890007
shut up. none of you will ever have a plane as beautiful as my oldest ally had.
>>69892698
This is a damned lie
I went to thailand and didnt get laid once