US man jailed for 22 years for theft of TV remote

>>69883782

Based laws.

>>69883782
Land of the free.

>>69883782

I wish so much my country had American tier laws.

We would never be the liveleak/bestgore laugh stock again.

>losing a remote
Absolute torture in America, the punishment fits the crime

>>69883782
>Land of the Free

What is explanation for such pointless crime? They should have slapped him with a big fine and community service and shamed him in front of fellow residents in apartment block.

Now taxpayer has to foot bill for several decades, maybe.

>>69883876
America still has a massive amount of crime

>>69883983

Your average houses don't even have walls.

You're still better than every Latin American country and most Eastern Europe.

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>muh shining city on a hill

>>69883976
repeated offender

I used to shoplift food because I'm poor but gave up because I don't want to end up like this. Jesus.

>>69883976
corporate interest
there is money in jailing americans
something trump is more than happy to go along with now that he's the law and order president and has a few friends with their fingers in that pie on the development side of things

>>69884058
Sure, I get that. It is very costly to keep someone interned for such a long period especially over such a petty crime. That is only point I have.

On an aside, it used to be law in some states after so many offenses they would let you dangle off a rope.

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Thank God the Napoleon of Crime is back behind bars. Now the American public can shart easy in their beds.

>>69884133
I think Illinois has quite a few private prisons as well. State and federal put a lot of these boys to work while they locked away and I know of a few companies where you can buy the product of their labor such as Prison Blues.

It's the same in any civilized country. You get sentenced to 5 years on probation for violence and then continue to beat up people, you'll automatically wander behind bars for 5 years. Easy as that. Should've thought about that before getting violent again.

>>69884239
Yeah but unfortunately rehabilitation is not embraced by republicans. I'm not a democrat supporter by any means but it's pretty obvious the US prison population and repeat offenders there is going to explode in the coming years.

>>69883782
he should consider himself lucky, in China he would have been executed

>>69883876

So much this. It's a dream.

>>69883910
I like you.
The rest of you must now leave.

>>69884519
China executed maybe 2000 people last year

>>69887754
Why thank you my qt patootie

You Americans are just so goddamn cute I want to give you massages, play wrestle then tuck you in bed after a long hard day

>>69883782
>country where you get v& for drawing Lisa Simpson porn

>>69884210
this post killed me
funniest shit i've read all day