/brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H65DY3OIj9U

funky

anime

a n i m e
n
i
m
e

good edition

>The Shankill Butchers was an Ulster loyalist gang—many of whom were members of the Ulster Volunteer Force (UVF)—that was active between 1975 and 1982 in Belfast, Northern Ireland. It was based in the Shankill area and was responsible for the deaths of at least 23 people, most of whom were killed in sectarian attacks. The gang was notorious for kidnapping and murdering random Catholic and suspected Catholic civilians; each was beaten ferociously and had his throat hacked with a butcher's knife. Some were also tortured and attacked with a hatchet. The gang also killed six Ulster Protestants over personal disputes, and two other Protestants mistaken for Catholics.

>Most of the gang were eventually caught and, in February 1979, received the longest combined prison sentences in United Kingdom legal history. However, gang leader Lenny Murphy and his two chief "lieutenants" escaped prosecution. Murphy was killed in November 1982 by the Provisional IRA

Ahh yes the brave Protestant """men""" of Ulster

keep imagining that i'm seeing microsoft outlook pop ups in the corner of the screen and panicking that im back in work hahaha

new hannah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um0SzCIG2vA

>americans literally have scanners at school entrances

fucking kek

>>69878884
Where are you from? Why are you so fascinated with NI?

t. grew up near lurgan yeooo upafukinpeelers

dw lads I am here now hehe

eaten half a portion of chips in the past 2 days

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>>69878870
What kind of anime?

*you step through the door after a hard day at work and trip over a rolled up rug that wasn't there when you left in the morning, then you look to the side and see me standing there and realise the rug was in fact my very impressive willy*

not bad eh

>>69878883
>the other side did bad things that means we didn't

both sides acted deplorably

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friends don't want to hang out for some reason

here comes the insecurities

>when you got a family get together over xmas and your little cousin who's now 12 grew up really hot

https://youtu.be/Djg8DgIVsd4

Gf just gave my goolies a right seeing to lads

http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1484265983467.webm

>>69878883
>start a Taliban style insurrection
>be surprised when people react violently

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>friends

Northern Ireland will never be under the control of the republic.

even should a border poll pass, at most all that would happen is a two state solution like in bosnia

who here AnimeLeft

>>69878969
The death of a foreign aggressor, a Catholic one no less, isn't something to be ashamed of. The way in which they died has little bearing on the matter

>>69878883
Are the Catholics the Shias or the Sunnis?

>>69879003
That looks like a good way to increase the size of your balls

I ate a bag of lettuce that turned pink now I don't feel so good

>>69879044
>The way in which they died has little bearing on the matter

yes it does you clown

out of my sight

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Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me

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got flies in my flat lads. don't know where the cunts have come from but the front room has about 50 dead ones behind the shutters in the window and 3 or 4 keep flying around. every time i kill them a few more appear. it's fucking january, there shouldn't be flies. don't know what's going on but i'm not happy about it.

Accidentally did better than I had anticipated at my interview in London and now I'm worried that they might offer me the job. The cosy NEETdom of my youth might be coming to an end lads :'(

>potato runts fighting over their only slightly different interpretations of a 2000-year old book

embarrassing

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>>69879028
here

>>69879088
FUNNY and TRUE

>>69879094
moi je t'aime

>>69879103
Ye thankfully you saved the 1.5mb picture of a fly to show me how they look like

>>69879135
dont get it

>>69879044
They are civilians you stupid little fucking cunt

im so glad your fucking pathetic little worm of an uncle died. he knew what he signed up for when he put on an RUC uniform and stepped out onto the streets of NI and the little hun fucker got what he deserved when the provos blew his fucking brains out, only for his pathetic fucking relatives to whine and cry about it decades later wah wah wah. pathetic little cunts that actually condone the murder of civvies. your uncle was a combatant and fair game and the only reason you have such a stick up your arse for irish catholics is because they fucking murdered the cunt, maybe he could have kept himself alive had he FUCKED OFF TO AUSTRALIA SOONER!!!

computer chair just fucking snapped lads

i went to lean back and it just fucking fell off

not really sure what to do now haha

>>69879157
kek what a moron

>>69879189
Lose some weight?

>>69878849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAGMwX1yaCo
me in the adidas

>>69879166
check m8

>>69879157
it's 2.18MB lad what you on about. wanted you to get a nice hi res view into my fly problem.

>>69879166
check, mate

>>69879082
What difference does it make if they die by a bullet or by a boot? Do you think Adams loses sleep when he thinks about Lord Mountbatten and the others bombed?

I have wanked at least 3 times everyday in 2017, yesterday I wanked 11 years, at the final wank it was like a drop coming out. I am seriously fuck up.

going to get drunk and shitpost

first i need to navigate around the normies that will judge me for doing do

>>69879044
Whats wrong with being catholic?

>>69879189
haha put down the pastries m8

>>69879166
you treat him like a king

Does anyone else get a wierd feeling when they've had one too many and tilt their head back? It kind of feels like being on a roller coaster.

>>69879250
just because your enemy commits barbaric murders doesn't mean you should stoop to their level, fuck off bruce

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>>69879028
yes

>>69879226
>>69879235
still not seeing it
>>69879272
ah okay thanks mate, who knew aussies were so polite

my gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swxbmcR2zKo

what happens if you stay up for like 5 days with no sleep doing drugs can you like have a seizure or heart attack or something

>>69879166
Australians are racist, so they get black's into the corner and beat them

figured out how to obtain high res art from soundcloud

>>69879256
>yesterday I wanked 11 years

did you break the space-time continuum or something lad?

>>69879250
Those were fucking civilians killed in a very brutal and sadistic manner by genuine psychopaths that probably would commit murder regardless of the context

how can you actually justify that? They killed other fucking protestants too, these people were not about morals or beliefs, they were just psychopaths

>>69879172
steady on gerry

>Why You Need A Russian Girl In Your Life

hmm....

thinking this one through quite thoroughly atm

>>69879166
checkmate

i dunno about aussies but I call it a bill

>>69879044
Aye ur uncle

>>69879338
Nah just a typo, meant times haha

>>69879291
Fighting a campaign against an enemy waging guerilla-style warfare while you're stuck using conventional tactics because "muh honour" will never work, ask the yanks

>>69879106

Getting a job is more than just earning money. It gets you out of the house and meeting people, socialising, it gets your sleep pattern in order, it gets your meals at the right time of day. It gives you structure. Even if it's a shit job it can at least give you all that. NEETdom gives gives you ~8 hours extra of spare time each day but life is a mess so it's not like you can even use them well. Best of luck.

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>>69879212
>>69879271
fuck off it literally just snapped off at the base and i was lying on the floor in the chair like this

>>69879049
Both.

Protestants are the Wahhabis.

why are there all these flies lads REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>people who make 100k+ a year complaining about living paycheck to paycheck or claiming to not have any spare money

You are an IDIOT if your expenses automatically sync with your revenue. You don't NEED a three room house in a fashionable neighborhood, a two new cars, a pool or expensive food. I can't believe my ears when I hear single people or married-no-kids people say this. You have no reason to amass money instead of barely scraping by over your every consumerist whim.

>>69879387
>the RUC and British Army used "conventional tactics"
L
M
A
OOOOOO

>>69879408
howling

there is actually and unironically an up the ra cunt from Lurgan here who fled to the south

creasing

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>>69879433
sorry lad, lifted my waistband

>>69879360
it's astounding how pathetic some people actually are desu hahaha

>>69879411
Wahhabis are the Hussites. Islam has yet to undergo a Reformation.

>>69879387
yeah good point tbf, reckon we should start kidnapping ISIS lads and executing them on camera using fireworks up their arse?

>>69879387
You are a thick cunt lad. The shankill butchers killed catholic civvies. they killed protestant civvies. they killed protestants over personal disputes, torturing them with scalpels, blades and hatchets. They did not have any real integrity, they were just psychopaths. HOW THE FUCK can you justify that? Bruce you are one autistic little fuckwit

>>69879088
funny gimmick

>>69879459
good joke zac

>>69879459
How do creatures like this even exist

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>>69879408

>>69879049
Catholics are the Catholics and Protestants are the Muslims during the First Crusade.

>>69879401
>meeting people
>ah yes meet deano and the rest of the department
>socialising
>ah yes knock off time on Friday, see you cunts on Monday

>>69879459
absolute state of thailad

>>69879408
hahaha you hit the ejector seat button m8

>>69879360
I will never understand paypiggies

God life must be so easy as a girl, all you have to do is take care of your body, just look at her she looks like a pig and shes making money easy

>>69879496
years of neglect

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>No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother

>>69879401
i was better off as a neet tbqh ever since i got a full time job i can afford so much cocaine it's silly since i dont pay rent or anything

>>69879189
This happened to me the other month. I leaned back and the back snapped off, so the seat was still attached the wheels.

why does microwaved food get cold faster than freshly cooked food?

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>>69879505
DID SOMEONE SAY THAI LADS!!????!

No such thing as Loyalist or Unionist terrorists.

They were Counter-Terrorists.

Big difference

>>69879501
In radicalism the christians and Muslims were similar during the crusades. Protestantism, despite what they'll tell you, was a medieval revolt against Catholic rationalism and enlightenment.

this fucking cryptononce is an arsehole

>>69879523
doing a sad now

justwoke up from my drunken stupor to find out i druk texted the ex gf

just a "hey, how's work?" mercifully though

>>69879387
malaya crisis and mau-mau insurrection tactics worked well, just arrest everyone you suspect of collaborating and put them in a walled village guarded by soldiers, nobody can do anything, you just have to be thorough

>>69879408
>that lifelike graphic representation
it's like i'm in the room witnessing it lad

>>69879568
Tell that to maggie thatcher and she will most certainly disagree

>>69879567
OUT OF MY WAY MATURE SHITS

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>spend £3500 getting my ears pinned back
>painful recovery
>first day back at work
>no one believes and says my ears are still big
>one guy hits my ear and now I need to see my surgeon again

might do a cry

>>69879578
Are you even following the conversation?

>>69879558
rotational velocidensity from the microwave particles

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>>69879408

>>69879625
That's ABH

Press charges m8

>>69879592
wouldnt work in NI

>>69879441
100k what? 100k in monopoly money is like a fiver, wouldn't go that far here la

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HOW WILL I KNOW?

>>69879408
why is this so funny

>>69879586
i spent £300 on sex chat lines last nigth ahahhaha

One is the loneliest number...

*sneaks up behind you*
*attaches a fulton surface to air recovery system balloon to you*
hehe

>>69879408
>Can't believe these fucking CUNTS called me fat
>I'll show them!
>*opens mspaint*

Got blood coming out my bellybutton lads

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>>69879586
>"Work is fine. Don't text me again"
>yfw

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Pasanda is here, 1 hour and 30 minutes late

tastes FUCKING SHITE

RASHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

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tucing into one of these haha

>>69879474
Sometimes mistakes are made in the name of a noble cause, that doesn't inherently discredit that cause and all who fought for it.

>>69879592
This was attempted and it failed because, surprise surprise, the ""civilians"" the Irish keep banging on about hid far more than just some random blokes wearing balaclavas.

>Open University email

>February will also see the UMSU women's campaign annual performance of the Vagina Monologues, a play in which we laugh, cry and celebrate the diverse experiences of women across the world, all whilst raising money for local women's services.

Jesus fucking christ, what on earth are they thinking with "vagina monologues". I picked the wrong uni

>>69879660
What would I even get from that

>>69879408
t.picasso

>>69879698
stop picking it lad

>>69879401
I already have a job desu, work as a barman ~25hrs p/w in my hometown and live rent-free with my parents. I know I can't do that for the rest of my life (hence why I'm applying for other jobs), but there's just something incredibly depressing with the prospect of moving to London and becoming a wageslave. Right now I have lots of free time for my hobbies and can choose when I work and for how long. If I want to go travelling for a couple of months, I just give them about a week's notice then off I go. But if I get the London job then I pretty much give up all of that.

>>69879586
idiot just delete the number

>>69879625
You are a fucking mess mate.

Get him done for it lad.

No such thing as Irish Republican terrorists.

They were freedom fighters.

Big difference

>>69879625
report the cunt to HR, get a settlement

>>69879408
>laptop

twat

>>69879714
few grand

>>69879711
>celebrate
>diverse
getting really sick of these meme words

>>69879711
>the Open University

haha

>>69879720
ok

>>69879661
why

>>69879706
why? if you put them in a patrolled and walled off village what are they going to do? if they shoot at you then you shoot them.

>>69879665
I very much doubt that you'll live paycheck to paycheck not satisfying your every consumerist whim making 100k USD in England.

>>69879677
I DON'T EAT
I DON'T SLEEP
I DO NOTHING BUT THINK OF YOUUUUUUUUU

>>69879408
haha love zac me

>>69879568
yeah the a, b and c specials were just given guns to use whenever and however they'd like just for the laugh

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was just at the pub with some academics, all of whom had PhDs, two of whom were professors

the banter was absolutely pinging off the walls, needless to say I was the main provider of the banter

>>69879774
OU is fantastic if you wan't quals whilst you're working

>>69879625
Well DUMBO, how's things?

I already told you people can still tell, didn't I?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qlwd85lSZG8

>>69879711
Unironically got into a conversation once with somebody who tried to compare their Open University degree in astronomy to my First Class Honours from Oxford. Had a right proper giggle afterwards.

>>69879824
you mean they all took the piss out of the thicko lad?

>>69879770
Diverse just means not white at this stage

>>69879774
Open, as in verb.
>german english comprehension

>>69879827
can i study there while i'm here in germany?

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Hi! my name is hayrullah taip but they call me hayrullah gay because i watch porn with shamal amiri. my biggest dream is to fuck my dad, just so you know my dad hit sombody in my age one time. i colundt defend my self so i calld my dad on somebody. im a racist too because i calld evry single black person for bektiria. my mothers pussy smells like fish thats my my house smells fish too. my little sister thinks that she/he are sexy but she alwas plays with baribe and i join her then fuck her. i have good grades in school because i sucks my teatcher cock evry singel minute. my boyfirends name is rasan and shamal and we use to put dildo in our assholes evry friday. my biggest dream was to become a police man but when i calld my dad on someone on my age i was a pussy ( like always ) in school evry one thinks i like girls but i dont. im gonna wirte a bible about my life becausee i have no life. i called someone neg.... on time in my classroom then i got jumpt my 3 nig.... because i called my old firends friend neg... but in real life my dads dick is black. my dad thinks he have very bid dick but hes dick is smallar than mine.

pic rleated my dad

http://www.dailydot.com/crime/elliot-rodger-so-hot-right-now-horrible/

sucking REALLY hard on a double lolly lads xx

>>69879827
>wan't
Aye lad, OU sure is fantastic.

>>69879813
DO YOU THINK THIS FEELING WILL LAST FOREVER?

>>69879725
If you work already you're not a neet. Just stick to what your doing if it makes you happy. Don't let Deano pressure you into working your whole life away just so you can lease a BMW like him.

>>69879711
Im so fed up of certain words
celebrate
diverse
vile
disgusting
slammed
blasted
oppression
community

>>69879827
>wan't
runt life

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>>69879850
>>69879747
>>69879768

Might just end it Tbh

What's the fucking point

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how ya doin?

>>69879824
haha bet you used all sorts of brit memes ay?

called them arrogant students?
did you say "doing a poo" when going to the bog
what about "cracking chebs" to the girl behind the bar

>>69879934
>get flicked in the ear
>kill yourself

sad twat

>>69879913
>Don't let Deano pressure you into working your whole life away just so you can lease a BMW like him.

Such utterly profound advice. Fucking moron lmao

>>69879933
>>69879901
Fuck me right, I made a mistake. Spastic's

>>69879884
bit gay

>>69879803
Look up Operation Demetrius. It was tried and it failed because there was literally no way to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt who was an active member of the IRA, who collaborated with the IRA and who held sympathies for the IRA, all of which could at any point turn into hostile combatants if a mass campaign of arrests and internments began.

This idea that the loyalists shot dead innocent civilians who dindu nuffin is laughable if it were not so mind numbingly stupid

anyone else know that feel when you really want another beer but you cba to get up

been at least an hour now

>>69879953
>tfw no qt rose gf

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Those Irish eh?

really doubt trump is going to last

unless he does some sort of 180

>>69879934
Stop being so fucking melodramatic, DUMBO. Just tell HR the fucker slapped your recently surgeried ear, he'll get done and you'll get dosh. If you're this fucking autistic, just get a new job where nobody knows what your DUMBO ears used to look like.

blasted normons!

Was just at the pub, some thicko none of the lads knew turned up and started babbling on inanely. Could tell instantly he didn't have a PhD, humoured him though.

Haven't had my ticket checked and I've been on this train for 2hrs

>>69879992
>>>/pol/

>>69879992
what makes you think that? i mean people are saying all sort of shit about him and none of it is sticking because it's simply slander, unless the russian shite is proved true of course, which i very much doubt

>>69879807

He's being meming. If you're entitled it won't go far, if you're not greedy it you could on that for 3 years.

>>69879934
Tell me all about it m8, I'm all ears

>>69879990
Right lad. Help me out here. How do you, as a hun, reconcile your Unionist beliefs with your celebration and worship of the coat of arms of an Irishman who gave his life to fight off the English invasion of Ireland?

>>69880027
Just told the janny

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>>69879953

>>69879992
As cool as 180s are, he'll have to pull off some better stunts than that to win people over m8

Really
Annoying
Communist
Inspired
Silencing
Tactic

sister just sent me this

http://is.4chan.org/gif/1484018421261.webm

>>69880039
the lad is going against established republican party lines CONSTANTLY

it's not a one-time thing, the repubs have to constantly decide that they can still support this goblin

i imagine eventually he will have stepped on too many toes to keep governing effectively

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>>69879962
>>69880014
>>69880054
They're obviously still fucking big ears

You don't know what having ears that stick out is like

>>69880117
I-I don't think she did

>>69880117
isn't that a tranny?

>>69879756
Literally nothing wrong with a laptop

>>69880133
fuck are you crying about you fucking weapon

Lads superb redhead here, absolutely amazing looking girl if you're looking a wank

http://www.xvideos.com/video25845893/superb_babe_in_stockings_fucked_rough#_tabComments

>>69880027
Only in england do they waste money on hiring people to walk up and down a train to check tickets, who apparently don't even do their job

>>69879977
There was just as much way to do so in malaya or kenya
You just have to assume they are already hostile but act and treat them like its for their own good so people dont get too pissed off.
If they try to insurrect then you have targets

>>69880117
is she shiz though?

>>69880103
just watched some of her videos and same haha

>>69880133
Haha alri there big ears don't go crying now hey

>>69879625
post pictures, would like to know if this gimmick is real

>>69880133
My ears have always stuck out, but they're a bit small. You just need to own it lad. Like Will Smith or Lee Evans.

>>69880150
yeah it's me

>>69880155
big ears

NI is fucked desu. EU Gibs are GONE, UK economy going to crash, Gibs will diminish further, and we have to pay this 400m heating shit.

>>69880160
Nah they do that here too. Haven't bought a ticket in months though just keep racking up fines. There's no enforcement so I will literally just walk away from them when I'm done here.

Just flicked this runt's ear at work today lads, still absolutely howling at his whimpering face afterwards

>>69880133
My ears are pretty sticky out desu lad, but fuck it. All peoples ears are weird if you think about it, same with noses.

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>>69880165
The British have had their fare share of dirty tactics. They've tried it all, believe me. Hiding behind children was a preferred tactic.

>>69880206
>NI is fucked desu
In other news, the Pope is a Catholic and the sun is hot.

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need a feet gf

>>69880177
>>69880183
>>69880191
>>69880155
>>69880248

It's not even the fact my ears are still massive

This fucking surgeon cost nearly 4 grand and he did practically nothing

>>69880226
absolute weapon

>>69880206

UK economy is projected to grow this year m8

>>69880259
I refuse to believe people actually did this

>>69880133
how are you letting it bother you la? If I had big ears I'd just fly away any time people gave me grief

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>>69880280
>4 grand
HOWLING

sometimes I'll scroll through the thread and see that red dotted line next to some posts which means I've sent them

only thing is I have no recollection of typing or sending them

convinced I have a carbon monoxide leak in my house

>>69880259
Reminder: The British Army declared the IRA to be "cowards" because "they wouldn't shoot at you if you were hiding behind a child".

>>69880302
I thought brexit would cause an apocalypse

>>69880226
rack up enough fines and you can get a criminal record lad

>>69880280
why didnt you get it done as a kid the nhs does it for free you moron

>1 bag to bust 35 times
>3 bags for a hug
>4 bags to make your ears smaller
screeching

>>69880226
Bad lad

>>69879913
I feel like a NEET though because I spend relatively little time working, and lots of time on my hobbies. I feel that's how life should be though. I'm only trying to get a 'real' job because of pressure from family/friends, and because it's very difficult for a 24 year old barman living with his parents to have a proper relationship. But do I have to spend 50 hours per week working just to achieve that? Work my arse off for a few promotions just so that I can afford to own a house for my family to live in? Current state of affairs is really making me do a think, reckon life would have been much better about 100 years ago.

>>69880226
Why don't they just put up barriers to stop people without a ticket? Much more efficient than randompeople hired to check

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business idea: integrate wales and scotland as a proper part of the UK and get rid of their devolved governments
then give northern ireland back to the republic of ireland
then fire all of the middle management in the NHS
then arrest tony blair
and scrap trident
and decriminalise all victimless crimes

when are the irish going to get over NI being British?

>>69880362
>1 bag

wow lads look it's Ronnie Kray

>>69880346
The British Army declared the IRA cowards because the IRA routinely killed retired British soldiers at their homes

>>69880280
post an ear

>>69880358
What are they going to do, gas me? Fucking Afghans and Africans getting on every day and I know not one of them has ever paid a cent.

So I have been lurking /brit/ for 2 and a half years without ever posting and now and have decided to post for the first time, so hi.

>>69879679
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>>69879701
fuck she wants to see me again

kill me lads i'm a cunt

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Olly Murs, the fucking potato-faced Cockney smug cunt

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/955df4bb-30db-4fd2-8083-cce505f83c1e

>>69880395
when are you going to fuck up you melt? its none of your business ya wee bootlicking cunt

>>69880407
So we've learned that The British Army don't know what "coward" means.

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>>69880415
you fucked it mate

>>69880349

brexit isn't going to happen

at most Britain is going to leave the political institutions while still having access to the markets contingent on paying fees

>>69880390
Don't forget you need to have a fixed wage for nurses, footballers and soldiers.

Spent 50 quid to get my willy pinned back

>>69880390
>that post
swing and a miss lad

>>69880415
I think that's probably not true 2bh

>>69880434
The IRA are the definition of cowards

All they did was plant bombs in playgrounds

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how do i get this look?

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orlando bloom has a fairly decent sized flaccid penis lads

business idea: sell pakis to pakiststan

>>69880390
>and scrap trident
fucked up a perfectly good post lad

>>69880471
there is literally nothing wrong with bombing playgrounds

>>69880471
t. hides behind children
You're not very convincing.

Also, since when was Canary Wharf a playground?

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(((france)))

spent 3500 to have my willy reduced because it was too big

>>69880280
ayy

>>69880487
Looks like he has a semi

>>69880160
not true they do it in spain too

>>69880492
Think the market is already pretty saturated there lad

>>69880483
>lip removal surgery
>big cheeky grin
>mature hairline
>patchy beard

>>69880487
reminder that girls though that was small on twitter

do hard lasses exist?

what are they like to talk to?

do they 'ave a soft feminine side too?

>>69880487
It looks warm there though too, and he probably saw Katie Perry's tits

It's hilarious how people think brexit could be positive. We will now pay the same amounts in to stay in the market with NO SAY IN IT! Well done racists

>>69880390
im on board for liquidating the administrative/managerial staff of the NHS and hanging tony

>>69880487
>that's fairly decent sized
>It's visibly not even fully flaccid
lmao

>>69880541
Really?

>>69880160
ah yes the unions.

business idea: tell unions to fuck off, nationalise the railways and automate the entire network

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtBdiNghl7c

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>>69880541

might have to cancel the sesh tonight

just spilled some water on the floor and i don't have a mop

Why do JFs think they're better qualified to pass comment on British matters than Brits themselves?

>>69880541
so what? he's a grower

>>69880543
I used to date a girl from yorkshire

best sex of my life

>>69880581
Trains were even worse than now while it was nationalised

>>69880581
and make train travel free for uk citizens

Still haven't asked the girl from college out yet

>>69880541
they probably thought that was his erect size

might treat myself to a new dildo

let's add "brother, the oats" to another thing normies have ruined
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_yH1SYnR40

>>69880581
>nationalise the railways

Why do so many people want this. Do they actually think it will be an improvement?

>>69880487
Ah yes, the old "let's pose nude for staged pap photos cos my career is going down the shitter and i need attention" gimmick.

>>69880650
that's because of extremely poor management and the unions

>>69880662
yes

>>69880650
>train service wasn't good when ridership was at an all time low and the government was burning money on motorways

ah yes

Got a 10 hour shift tomorrow

not looking forward to it at all

>>69880671
pics

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>67.5% beer

Murdoch Murdoch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-TdHAVGQH4

>>69880678
normies started it you fucking spanner

original post was on twitter

Not gay but just practiced deep throating and blowing a banana. Think I'm pretty good desu.

I could suck the fucking life out of a bloke

>>69880678
ah fuck OFF normies fucking hell is nothing sacred

>>69880706
Because we're already subsidising them.

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>>69880522
>>69880566
>this envy

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*notices you*

i have become
comfortably numb

>If Operation Motorman had failed, the British government had planned to remove all Protestants from Fermanagh, Tyrone and Armagh and remove all Catholics from the remaining counties that would become the new Northern Ireland
wew fucking lads.

I had a leftie instructor who used to talk about how the privatization of british railways is a prime example of why 'new public management' (right wing/free market ideology applied to administration) is evil and bad because the service deteriorated

then I realized he was basing his evidence on on decades old research, and that eventually the service actually did improve significantly

Just crossed the border into Scotland
Didn't stamp my passport for some reason

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>>69880752

>>69880572
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>>69880628
>>69880669
pro tip: girls don't know shit about penises. you can tell them you have a 6 inch cock and tell them it's 8 and they'll believe you

pro tip #2: women are vapid whores that need to be gassed

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What went wrong?

>>69880706
I'm not suggesting that we resurrect the old british rail and shove it into the limelight

Make a new train operating company, set it up correctly with efficient/effective management structures that aren't bloated.
TUPE over the necessary staff, and subsidise it heavily

>>69880760
See>>69880750, you fucking braindead fat paki

>>69880733
why greasy

never got this oats gimmick T6x

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>>69880770
How is that envy? I'm openly mocking how small his willy is.

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New thread

>>69880850
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>>69880818
That pubehead Moffatt cunt.

Really happy with the results of my crest white strips desu

>>69880812
>Pro tip
>from a virgin


hmm will be pondering this for a bit.

>>69880818
Should have been played by Americans and set in New York and Sherlock should be a black gay woman

>>69880840
>here's some graphic that is definitely honest

Kek. Literally not one person on here believes a thing without time stamp photo evidence, lad.

You're wasting your time, you insecure shitskin.

>>69880938
>Sh-show your willy
>I'M NOT GAY UR GAY U FUCKING PAKI
Sad!

>>69879408
you look like a right plonker mlao

>>69879534
Im crashing the Eu with no survivors