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Bonsoir

>>69878518
literal creep pedo

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first for YASSSSSS SLAY BITCH SLAY

>>69878518
what medically is wrong with her?

has she ever addressed this?

NO ANIME PAST THIS LINE


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hey stinky millenials.

>>69878646
She has halfling disease or colloquially known as "Samwise Disease."

https://youtu.be/nUZCQozrxP0
>Krauts will defend this

>>69878678
to me it looks like that disease that eventually turns you into a vampire in elder scrolls

>>69878608
What's her instagram

whats op girls name?

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>>69878653

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blacks btfo

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>>69878653
Like
I
Give
A
Fuck

I really hate white people, and, no this isn't a meme or an ironic statement.

I wish all you cumskins the worst life has to offer. That your parents die slow, young deaths. That your work is stressful and doesn't appreciate you. That you never accomplish anything or fulfill any of your dreams. That your whore wives cheat on you. That your children hate you, and put you in a home when you're old and never visit you. And that when you're dying you look out and see a sea of unfamiliar brown faces in a country you don't recognize.

>>69878700
Nothing wrong with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw76cMWfebA

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Always cracks me up that the worst insult people can come up for white people is cumskin

>tfw white male and nothing can hurt my feelings

>baja goes away
>ags comes back
coincidence?

>>69878657
hello

>>69878657
Hi ags

>>69878859
the greater can never have anything but contempt for the lesser

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>tfw no black gf

If office rent is cheaper than an apartment, why don't we live in apartments instead?

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>Always cracks me up that the worst insult people can come up for white people is cumskin

HEEEY GUYS Bill Burr here and it's the Thursday evening just before Monday morning podcast

>>69878941
>turns head around to show face
>my boner retreats inside my crotch

>>69878947
Some people do that - hard to get away with though, it's illegal because of zoning laws

I work on an industrial block, I'm in a multi company building and the person who owns/runs a business out of one of the suites also lives in it

>>69878941
gross

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What is the difference between leftist progressivism and right wing Liberals (Libertarians for instance) in regards to personal freedom? Libertarians who hate degeneracy? How can you go against their personal freedom? How can you reduce society to something so atomistic with universal personal rights on an individual level?

Why are Libertarians so incoherent?

>>69879001
Her face is alright
You'd be hitting it from the back anyways if you dont like the face

>>69878998
>have a kid when you're almost 50
>with a negro when you're a ginger

he got desperate

>>69879059
Or he has good taste

>>69879041
>hitting that disgusting cellulite monstrosity of an ass

>>69878601
Bonsoir, ça va ?

>>69879100
LOW TEST

>>69879120
hello nigger

>>69879156
LOW
O
W

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Hello!

Bonjour!

>>69879120
Negroes like you generally score low on standardised tests.

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p e r f e c t ass

>>69879204
Hello sir
Bonsoir messieur
Buenas noches señor

>>69879204
Sayonara

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Hi! my name is hayrullah taip but they call me hayrullah gay because i watch porn with shamal amiri. my biggest dream is to fuck my dad, just so you know my dad hit sombody in my age one time. i colundt defend my self so i calld my dad on somebody. im a racist too because i calld evry single black person for bektiria. my mothers pussy smells like fish thats my my house smells fish too. my little sister thinks that she/he are sexy but she alwas plays with baribe and i join her then fuck her. i have good grades in school because i sucks my teatcher cock evry singel minute. my boyfirends name is rasan and shamal and we use to put dildo in our assholes evry friday. my biggest dream was to become a police man but when i calld my dad on someone on my age i was a pussy ( like always ) in school evry one thinks i like girls but i dont. im gonna wirte a bible about my life becausee i have no life. i called someone neg.... on time in my classroom then i got jumpt my 3 nig.... because i called my old firends friend neg... but in real life my dads dick is black. my dad thinks he have very bid dick but hes dick is smallar than mine.

pic rleated my dad

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This is now a kpop thread

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>>69879296
yummy

>>69879312
How many other languages do you know?

>>69879313
But I just got here :(

>>69879024
What the fuck are YOU even saying?
Your strawman didn't even make sense.

The difference between progressives and libertarians is their belief on the roles of government. The former wants a larger government who can secure everyone's freedoms and the latter believes it should be small and individuals should have as much unincumbered freedom guaranteed by themselves.

>>69879383
I only know French and Engl*sh, I had to google the word for 'sir' in español

>>69879327
BACK to your containment thread

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>>69879204

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>>69879327
The new Wonder Girls are the best KPop band because they play instruments on stage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_kUirXVEO0

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>>69879478
Hello, Britain!
How are you?

Took a look at /pol/ for shits and giggles. When the hell did plebbit invade that board? It's practically a subreddit by now.

>>69879514
>those feet
They know...

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>>69879218
Men with jungle fever are on average more intelligent and successful than canuck shit posters.

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>>69879526
Sleepy but feeling better, how about you?

>>69879564
WEW
E
W

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Tell me exactly how manga has nothing to do with foreign cultures and languages
>>69879514
second from the right needs to be kicked

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>>69879575
I'm feeling okay, thank you for asking.
Sleepy at 8PM?

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>>69879550
of course they do

Someone link some good hentai

>people who make 100k+ a year complaining about living paycheck to paycheck or claiming to not have any spare money

You are an IDIOT if your expenses automatically sync with your revenue. You don't NEED a three room house in a fashionable neighborhood, a two new cars, a pool or expensive food. I can't believe my ears when I hear single people or married-no-kids people say this. You have no reason to amass money instead of barely scraping by over your every consumerist whim. .

>>69879024
Let me clear it up
Liberatarians believe in limited government that is responsible for national defence, levying taxes (very small ones), printing and insuring money, and universal law (no stealing, murder, rape, etc).
That is a federal government's role and it extends little, or no, further.

Liberals support big government.

>>69879687
Except that's obvious and avoids the topic of personal liberty.

>>69879663
I literally wouldn't know what to do with 100k annual income
even 50k would be more than just a decent income here

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do people genuinely like the walking dead, or do they just keep watching for closure?

personally i think it's a terrible show in almost every regard

>bad actors
>terrible unlikeable characters
>repetitive writing formula
>repetitive uncreative writing
>bad effects
>bad gun realism
>no comedic relief at all
>british people doing bad american accents
>carl has gorgeous flowing hair fresh from the salon every episode
>michonne is so black she's not even visible because it's impossible to color balance

>>69879764
it's gotta be closure
also, why are child actors allowed?

>>69878941
Sauce

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Our girl

just challenged a crazy WEWUZKANGS tier afrocentrist black girl on the fact that she thinks the greek philosophers got their knowledge from the egyptians= AKA black people

>>69879883
and then what happened

>>69879400
>The former wants a larger government who can secure everyone's freedoms and the latter believes it should be small and individuals should have as much unincumbered freedom guaranteed by themselves.
>spamspamspam UNLIMITED PERSONAL FREEDOM

The difference in that regard is that progressives want a large government to ensure personal and non-conflicting personal freedoms whilst Libertarians think that it is guaranteed on a personal level but in effect the difference is about ZERO and most Libertarians vote socially conservative so they're incoherent.

>>69879930
its on social media im awaiting a reply

>>69879764
It started of as something kinda different and cool, but they refuse to end it for obvious reasons

>>69879967
stay safe

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>>69879860
Yes

>>69879943
Why do you ask a question just to reject the answer and shitpost your incoherent and incorrect opinion again?

Do you just want attention?

>>69879742
How does it avoid personal liberty? A lobertarian supports near total personal liberty. If you want to suck 8 dicks the night before your gay wedding, smoke crack, and dress like a woman, libertarianism supports your right to do so. You're still a fucking degenerate, but your allowed to do it.
On the same stroke if you own a bakery and refuse to make xajes fir fag weddings, that's ok too

>>69879997
im half black so it will be delicious when she accuses me of being an ignorant white boi

would not touch this shit with a 20 yard stick if i was actually white lmao

>>69879823
i still skim through the episodes just to see what happens, i can't help myself even though i don't like the show

it's weird

>why are child actors allowed
do you mean that it's such a violent show etc?

not sure, child acting has pretty loose regulations in general, the whole thing wouldn't be able to function if they treated it like they do other industries

there's all kinds of exemptions from regulation for child actors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5q-ZaW9f-k&lc

>>69878657
Yo what up senpai
What r u up to?
How's the gf going?

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So let's say you are Katy Perry's TCM practitioner and she ask you for a session of sole cupping.

She is on her stomach and can't see what you are doing to her feet.

Would you actually cup them or just put you mouth on her feet and succ?

>>69880086
>reject the answer

I'm talking strictly in regards to personal freedom and not that fluff. Progressives would desire it to be enforced universal while a Libertarian would allow individuals to ostracize each other and act privately in that way, to discriminate, but the part where Libertarians fail is that individuals who are free to act in that way will inevitably create an offensive and degenerated society because their is no power structure or government to enforce traditionalism.

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2017/01/13/philly-teachers-plan-week-of-lessons-about-black-lives-matter/

it keeps getting worse

>>69880313
So in effect, PERSONAL FREEDOM whether egalitarian and enforced or allowed privately will result in a degenerative society so in that regard progressives and Lbiertarians are the same.

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> a society without traditionalism is doomed to fail

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Hmm

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Katy Perry has good feet.

>>69880333
wish BLM were like the early black panther party and tried to make a difference in their communities instead of chimping out in the streets

>>69880270
She doesnt have asian feet
No thanks

>>69880313
You are confusing libertarianism with minarchy or anachrcy.
Pure liberatariamism (very rare) is minarchist, no government oversight is anarchist.

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>PERSONAL FREEDOM whether egalitarian and enforced or allowed privately will result in a degenerative society

>>69880423
>>69880540
great contributions to the thread, keep up the good work buds

>>69880440
There are some really good organizations of people out there that do this but they just dont have the funding BLM does.

>>69880482
>Pure liberatariamism

Yes I am talking about pure Libertarianism in a social regard in which individuals are free to act however and discriminate however on a personal level. Any deviation from that would not be Libertarian.

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> great contributions to the thread, keep up the good work buds

>doggo autismo

reddit

>>69880482
He's not talking about economics and government market intervention though

>reddit
reddit

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>>69880641
>tfw soros funds BLM to divide and conquer americans

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bad thread

>>69880645
That's minarchy and most liberatarians aren't that far. Even minarchy supports a government that upholds universal laws. It allows degeneracy, but not total mob rule.

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>bad thread

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https://youtu.be/SsHleRmHpr8
REEEE NOT MY JAPANESE WAIFUS

>>69880914
>It allows degeneracy

Of course, individual stigmatization may discourage degeneracy naturally, but in a democratic society Libertarianism would never work. Total representation will inevitably lead to leftism and universal egalitarianism enforced by a central government. Democracy is a meme. I believe Libertarians must oppose it to avoid the deconstruction of any gain they make.

>>69881082
>that pure garu girl and her slutty garu friend

Would make a good chick comedy show

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woof

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WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR
MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHO YOU ARE
ANYTHING YOUR HEART DESIRES
WILL COME TO YOU

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>>69881187
OH FUCK

fucking gross desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl3JNvpYSzw

she looks weird ayylmao-y but she has a cute nose, focus on it when she's chewing it's pretty kawaii. would definitely lick inside her nostrils.

>>69881297
>fucking with the Oats Brothers

I should have sold my tf2 hats a long time ago

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>>69881438
>>69881297
its ok, dogo wins

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>>69881637
brother?

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>its friday the 13th

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>>69881637
WHEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

dumb oats poster

lol could really use an asian girltongue on my dicc rn

>>69881637
link source so I can call the cops on that guy

>>69882215
same

How do I renew my car's inspection sticker? I got something in the mail about it, it said something about an $82 fee. I went to a repair shop and they gave me some paper that said my car passed the inspection, what do I do next?

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Hava nagila.

>>69882317
hice un search de imagen en google. esto es el forum de donde vinieron.

http://www.styleforum.net/t/109517/leftys-random-dog-thread/2685

is this a problem in argentina?

>>69882444
Put sticker in car window leave paper in glove box

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>american press

>>69881420
She's qt

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http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/california-company-recalls-combat-boots-because-tread-leaves-swastika-footprints

>>69882566
would you licc inside her nostrils tho

>>69882609
That's pretty fucking hilarious.

>>69882558
But I haven't gotten a new sticker.

Albondigas

>>69882612
Of course

>>69882609
should have remarketed them to skinheads

>>69882834
instead of recalling them they could just forward them to an army surplus store

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*reads through thread*
Oh, right.
Don't come to /cum/ during bonzo hours.

You're all terrible posters except lettland.

>>69882994
frick off virgin

I unironically like pornogrind. Cock and Ball Torture's a pretty neat band.

Hey, international student here who is planning on living in America the rest of my life.
My question is: what kind of insults can i use without sounding awkward. I found a new group of friends here and I feel weird cussing around them.
Is calling people "bozos" accepted in America?

>>69882994
I'm one of the best posters in /cum/

>>69883084
Call them Niggers

>>69883084
no

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69883057
>projecting
laffin at yr life, footfaggot

>>69883126
i don't really think this is good advice
>>69883131
douchebag? asshole? whore?

>>69883084
>bozo
Super insensitive toward clowns desu.
Won't be helping you insult my countrymen, outlander.

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>>69880119
I always knew you were based drake

>>69883301
I mean, im not about to call random people bozos. i just mean in casual conversation and stuff

>>69883084
>>69883084
Shut up Mac, stop calling people bozos

>>69883342
I was joking.
"Bozo" is a hilarious light insult.
"Ding dong" is good too.

>>69883464
Always Sunny in Philly! HAHA thats actually exactly where i got my inspiration for that from

>>69883483
Doesn't ding dong mean penis

>>69878767
probably agatha

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ok so should i buy a game that i know it's good but i'm not sure if i will understand it enough to have fun with it OR buy a game i know it's good and i'm sure im going to have fun with but this one is more expensive than the first one?
>pic unrelated, is not fallout 4

>>69883547
Kinda, not really, but it can.
It's pretty vague and super light.
"Dingaling" is 100% penor.

>>69883849
can i call people "dumb whores"

Literally just popped my coQ out
Literally just about to rub one off

>>69883874
Pretty harsh and not very jokey unless you have a thick accent.

>>69883942
im not sure how thick my accent is lol....will anything i say be funny if my accent is thick enough

>>69883981
where are you even from

I love Tape Face <3

bring dich um, huso

>>69884010
A tiny village in the far north of India. Away from the cities (and streetshitting lol). In fact, its so isolated that I have Greek blood in me apparently...

whats a good show about the middle ages?

>>69884077
game of thrones

DROVE DOWNTOWN IN THE RAIN

NINE THIRTY ON A TUESDAY NIGHT

>>69883981
No, not necessarily, but it can definitely give you bonus comedy points.

>>69884077
Xena the warrior princess

>>69884091
that show has been shit since season 2-3 ended

thanks guys

You're welcome, mejico.

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Watched a TED talk in a room full of normos today. What does /cum/ think?

https://www.ted.com/talks/drew_dudley_everyday_leadership

Pretty inspirational.

>>69883084
All depends on the setting and people desu
There are plenty of friends I have who I can call retards but there's a few who are thin-skinned and I dont even bother jokingly insulting them because they get butthurt
Gotta figure it out yourself

>>69884301
do people use "moron" ? Also how offensive is "faggot"

>>69884293
>ted talk
'No.'

>>69884347
just get the fuck back to your indian shithole

>>69884347
People do use "moron", but it's a little dated.
"Faggot" is hyper offensive. Don't say it first around anyone.

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>>69884167
I still like it, except for Daenerys' subplot. Emilia Clarke is wet blanket.

69884393
Fuck on off out of our thread, kevin

>>69884393
ok captain asperger
>>69884426
>moron
>dated
Weird...i never knew that
Alright, I'll hold back on the "faggot"
is calling people "asperger" also hyperoffensive or is just esoteric

>>69884347
Moron is fine
Faggot would be fine if you were in high school but I wouldnt use it at your age

>>69884489
People generally don't like to be called names.

>>69884526
yeah but my friends talk shit about all the weird freakshows in my college classes and i have so many stories i wanna tell but i can't articulate it without knowing what swears to use
I just want to fit in ._.

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eeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>69884514
Ok, thanks for all your help

>>69884583
>I just want to fit in ._.
you're a curbshitter, you never will

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>>69884649
im american look at what my shirt says

>>69884649
Stop being rude

Neither will you here, krautcunt

>>69884727
i made the first /cum/ thread lol and people here love me

Don't really like Germans desu

Lol cum

>>69884489
"Asperger" is very offensive/"insensitive", especially in and around a uni.
Generally be very careful with anything explicitly to do with race, handicaps, sexuality, and gender.

Mohawks are worst natives. I wish they'd fuck off.

>>69884802
I know you would miss me and stop posting in cum if I left

Huns raus desu

Broke a tooth tbqh

>>69878518
sup guys
what is the most popular social network in your country? Is it Facebook?

i will play a videogame instead of posting on cums
good bye

>>69884583
If it's an interesting story then you don't need to curse to make it interesting. You can always euphemize terms if you need to (e.g. 'effeminate' instead of 'faggot', 'dummy' instead of 'fuckwit'). Don't shit on other people just to shit on them; normies will pick that up. Read the room and maintain a subtle attitude of professionalism around coworkers.

>>69884960

What game?

>>69884947
I think its instagram actually

>>69884947
Unfortunately yes. Even with their faggotry and censorship

Heh...I'm posting from my in-game Steam browser...kids...

I hate Germany and the Germans

>>69884856
so you're telling me that i can't rag on muslims in a uni? wtf!??
>>69884963
Hmmm...but do American college students my age (18-19) really care for subtlety and professionalism? Im not really sure at what age in America people stop shitting on people with harsh words

>>69882560
>taking press of any kind seriously, besides Slovenian newpapers

>>69885056
holy shit

>>69885060
Who doesn't

>>69885006
>>69885020
there are no any alternatives?

Oooohhhhhhhhh CHRIST JUST END ME

after having like 1000 calories per day all last week and nothing today, I suddenly fervently scarfed down an absolute asston of food just now and I feel like I'm going to vomit or that my stomach might physically burst

This is the worst pain
I'm dying what the fuck

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first day at dunkin donuts wasn't bad
I have to go in at 830 am tomorrow though
I'm scared of how busy it's going to be

>>69885409
you're a fucking idiot

>>69885384
There are plenty of alternatives, but normies are stupid and stuck in their ways

>>69885384
I use kikebook to talk to family and friends so no, not really in my case.

>>69885454
What do I do

>>69885100
>Hmmm...but do American college students my age (18-19) really care for subtlety and professionalism?
Some do, some don't. If it's a bunch of dumb fratboys, they'll probably throw a few racial and sexual expletives around. I wouldn't recommend falling into that clique though. Just hang around and get an idea for what the social boundaries are.

>Im not really sure at what age in America people stop shitting on people with harsh words
We don't, it's just better to be subtle than intense.
Yes:
>Dan says he's got a black belt. I think he needs a couple to fit his waistline.
No:
>Dan, what a fat fuck.

>>69885514
dont eat anything else, let it digest all out. stand up right or sit up right.
starting tomorrow space out your meals and eat about 1700 calories a day minimum

>>69885547
ok, i got it. pretty much i have no more questions cuz you covered it all. Thanks bro (or do i say dude, man, or what?)

>>69885492
I use viber for it, just because my parents don't like vk. But they both hate facebook.
>>69885479
why you don't use this alternatives? Because all your friends don't use it?

>>69885637
Np.
>(or do i say dude, man, or what?)
Either is fine, my dude.

>>69885672
I wish my friends and family got off of it. It's annoying how biased they are against right wingers but hey, it doesn't bother them as much as it does me.

that feel when found a cute anime image but its too large to share with /cum/

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>>69885980
open it in paint and save it as a jpg.

>>69885980
yam

>>69884361
Oh, you watch anime but you won't watch a TED talk.

also, i really don't like 4chan's method to open images, .webms and answers to posts. 2ch.hk much more comfortable in this way.

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gooks cant draw

>>69886124
do you use dollchan?

>>69886181
>dollchan
what is it?

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pedojew out

>>69886232
russian extension for 2ch.hk that also works well on other imageboards but its shit on 4chan

4chanx is the best extension here

>>69886124
Honestly (I'll get shit for this) the mobile posting on 4chan is pretty great. At least you don't have to scroll all the way back to the top to reply to a post anymore. Shit was annoying.

>>69886181
oooo
much better, but 2ch still top

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post pictures of ur dogs

>>69886316
mate

just press reply on any post and delete the post number...

at least thats how i posted on mobile

>>69886370
I meant way back when quick reply wasn't a thing. During the Noko days

Another loose, stinky movement. Add it to the fecal chart.

>>69886442
yum yums

>>69886346
That's a ferret you idiot

>>69884879
>>69884903
>>69884937
>>69884839
dumb stupid posts

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>>69886346
doggo

>>69885428
On the upside, free sausage-egg-and-cheese on English, right?

>>69886346
haha that's not a dog :)

>>69886514
Dumb stupid flag

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>>69886515
nice doggo

my dog is still a pupper but shes really smart!

>>69886150
>symbol-tier drawing

LOOMIS

>reading facebook comments on political posts

sometimes i wonder how people can be so retarded

>>69886346
setup: expect dog
punchline: not a dog

>>69886308
i see
and on 2ch that also shit

>>69886688
thanks lad that joke was going right over my head!!!

>>69886791
It's deceiving because it's so simple.

>>69886688

Well, surprise is the essence of comedy. Anon just left out the excess

>>69886843
He distilled comedy to its basic form, not a dog.

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just had a wank

>>69886666
after hearing normies talk about anything political i am usually taken aback because they're so terrible compared to the group of mildly insane autists i surround myself with online

just broke up with my gf buds

>>69886897
>>69886843
>>69886833
>>69886791
>>69886688
CAN YALL JUST POST PICTURES OF UR DOGS

THANKS

>>69886950
lol

>>69886950
told you so

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>>69886950
Have a qt

>>69886915
It's because they get their info from msm and don't buy water filters or super male vitality from infowars.

>>69886950

And how do you feel?

I remember when music was good

>>69887040
Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, The Beatles, those were the days man.

>>69886666
>>69886915
Politics are a socially acceptable excuse for normies to act like children in public.

>the group of mildly insane autists
y'all niggas crazy

>>69887032
idk man

hasn't really sunk in that it's over

my buddy invited me out tonight to drink so i'll probably go

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>>69886974
pic is my doggo

>>69884947
4ch

>>69878518
qt

>>69887065
Uh, no.
I'm talking about Coleman Hawkins, Gene Krupa, and Louis Armstrong

>>69887158
that's fucking nigger music

>>69887040
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8
Still one of my all time favorites. Germans need not reply as its not that type of scat

>>69887181
says the somali
>>69887185
high quality

>>69887158
Disgusting

>>69887185
Everybody succs toes one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, don't let nothing hold you back
If the succman can do it brother - so can you

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>>69887151

>>69887181
>being this resentful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtKsqz15SjQ

>>69887227
If you read his wiki page, it makes it so much better his struggles he went through to get to where he was before he died. Rip in piece, scatman John ;_;7

>>69887261
I take it this is more to your liking?
https://youtu.be/efVf8pyW7Hs

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>>69887065
>The Beatles

>>69887078
jewish conspiracies, neanderthal superiority, worship an egyptian god personified as a frog, fetishization of anime, futurist traditionalism, deep-ecology, virginian irredentism, the end of car culture in the us, anime as an expression of white identity, destruction of industrial society, returning to pre-vatican II, maglev trains in every state, triggering a constitutional crisis and installing trump as furher, liberation of prussia, and ecofascism are not crazy

literally changed my life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHRghiyL9Rw

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speaking of music does anyone here listen to Tame Impala?

>Enable wifi
>Phone starts charging faster
Dude what

>>69887682
goodboy points the goverment hands out so they can steal your info

just remembered that the jews are behind everything, buds

>>69885672
I dont use any because I'm an autist

>>69887576
>Insanity in individuals is something rare--but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
>Frederick Niche

>>69887607
They're pretty all right. Appropriate for easy listening when you're tripping/stoned. People shit on them because they're entry-level af.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wycjnCCgUes

hello

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>>69887840
>Frederick Niche

>>69888058
wanna smoke pot and finger my butthoel?

>>69888121
bit gay

>>69888121
Sure, I don't like to smoke pot though.

If I make an advice dog meme but add a bunch of watermarks and website banners to it, will that post-ironically make it okay to post here

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>>69888140
no it's cool

>>69888154
bummer


(get it)

>tfw had to get a flu shop for my new job

will i get autism, bros?

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>>69887789
what are you going to do about it goy

we need to arm the retarded

>>69888154
>I don't like to smoke
What are you, gay?

>>69888196
>posts on 4chan
Anon, I...

>>69888196
I got mine yesterday and I'm feeling a bit autistic

>>69885428
you'll get used to it in time, don't be afraid

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>>69888212
Imagine her walking towards you with an AR-15.

>>69888196
>flu shop
Around here we call that McDonald's.

>>69888263
Can it even see?

>>69888196
>flu shop
Cool
They probably pay a lot considering it's dangerous work
Did you enjoy it?

>>69888191
Sure do
>>69888238
There is nothing wrong with not liking pot.

>>69888296
It uses sonic waves like a bat.

>>69888263
Agent Orange?

>>69888203
MAKE COLUMBINE LOOK LIKE A FUCKING JOKE (fbi if you are reading this is a prank haha!)

>>69888296
looks like the eyes didn't develop right, so I doubt they can or very little if able.

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>>69888410
yes...kill the goyim...

>>69888410
Already on their way, Texas.

>>69888410
FBI disregards everything in parentheses

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new thread when

>>69888438
>>69888441
>>69888448
watch the news.

fbi if you are reading this it's a joke jajaja

>>69888263
Did she survive? ._.

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>>69888203
delet

New
>>69888589
>>69888589

>>69884526
Its your problem if you care, who the fuck is you?

>>69889877
My problem isn't having no friends because I'm a weirdo.

>>69889929
ive been described an alien multiple times, do i care? Its pretty complimentary actually

>>69890009
That's your problem ^:)