Why do Americans wear shoes on the beach?

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Why do americans wear shirts and pants in pools at water parks?

>>69876863
The sand is really fucking hot, man.
>>69877250
Fat people are insecure.

Why do americans don't use bidet after taking a shit?

>>69876863
Why niggers are the same everywhere? Our local "black" people from Caucasus mountains always talk on speakerphone too.

>>69876863
so you don't get foot stabbed by aids needle

>>69877250
It's mostly a minority thing. South park literally made an episode about briwn people wearing shirts in the pool.

>>69876863
And flip flops literally everywhere else ?

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>>69877250
>being naked in a public pool

How can mirrors be real if our eyes arn't real?

>>69876863
As much as us blscks like going to the beach, and tropical locationsx we actually don't like sand, or even getting in the ocean

>>69876863
If I could kick them out of this country, I would

>>69876863
He has no intention of being at the beach. Just being an attention whore for the camera

They don't like sand, it's course and rough, and it gets everywhere.

>Americans wear shoes in the womb

>>69877250
Puritardism
Anyone got the link to that forum where soccer moms are complaining about Euro tourists that don't put their 3 year old daughters in bikinis etc?

>>69876863
You want to see his feet?

>>69876863
Most people don't, but as far as I am concerned, every child of Will Smith is ducked in the head.

>>69881425
Is that because you can't swim?

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>>69887201
>krauts are THIS uncivilized

>>69887641
We're pretty much the inventors of nudist beaches, but don't sexualise everything

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>>69887693
>be Germany
>be the origin of nearly every sexual fetish and form of degeneracy going back to the Weimar Republic