/brit/

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me? leaf? you must be mistaken

willy in fanny

the ol' 'nis in the ol' 'ga

fifth for source's request on this slut. >>69866429

Scotland's finest is the world's finest.

God bless Sir Andrew Murray.

Andy Murray is french though

girl touched me for an extended period of time at the club

Stop moving around I'm trying to ask a question you cunts

>>69867324
doodle hahaah

>>69867343
that's a lot of mass

>>69867380
André Murrai*

>>69867235
but how old are you to have already reached 22

>>69867395
I'm sure you're up to the task

>>69867343
I'm fuck buddies with a chick from work with this identical body. She's a little nasty but hungry for cock.

>>69867395
and so little tits, what a waste

>made an excellent post about cereal
>this wanker posts a new thread immediately after
>old thread was on like 10 posts
what's going on?

>>69867401

I think you will find that this is Andrey Murapolskiy, the finest tennis player in Norilsk, rumoured lover of Sharapova.

>>69867450
the other thread isn't a /brit/

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>>69867430
Chubby chaser

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>>69867430
>>69867442
you dummies
https://claire-abner.tumblr.com/post/155802933989/feeling-naughty

tfw flat chested gf
such a good feel.

>>69867457
what's this from?

>>69867473
FUCK

my excellent cereal post is now lost to the ages

>>69867482
ahahaha fucking benders got tricked

>>69867457
why are they doing a poo and having a bath at the same time

>>69867162
>>69867162
>>69867162

Real thread here

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lads what's your favourite cereal?

disclaimer: if you don't say Branflakes you need to work on having better opinions

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>>69867501
>tfw gf has size F tits
Your gf feels insecure around my gf

>>69867530

fuck off you spastic you forgot to put the subject in

>>69867530
Report this

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>>69867540
Cornflakes desu

>>69867530
no edition m8

>>69867343
Hmmm..... yes.... I can just... yes...... just about see a little... hmmm.... I wonder if its..... yes, I think so... discoloration of the arse from decades of poo... the aroma, just... just imagine it....... hmmmm indeed.....

>>69867519
I always knew.

bants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBe8JygrPXQ

>>69867542
My ex had 34Es, perfect size

>>69867542
>size F
that's just a fat bird lad

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greatest British sportsman edition

>>69867540
nutri-grain it's got what kids need to become iron man athletes and make mummy proud

i want to die

>>69867542
No she doesn't

>>69867501
>>69867542
i've never had a gf

HAAAAAAAAAA I WIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHH

>>69867540
Branflakes (with chopped banana) are the tastiest healthy cereal, but on pure deliciousness it has to be golden graham's

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doing a think

>>69867509
dead snow

>>69867527
was wondering the same thing

>>69867540
Coco Pops Chex 2bh

>>69867609
You don't really, though, do you?

once fucked a girl with perky G cups
she was a piece of shit but I miss her

>>69867588
Nice
>>69867592
Nah she's actually THICC, the proper kind
>>69867607
She does though mate
>>69867609
Hmmmm

>>69867519
Who said I was tricked? I knew what I was getting into as soon as I met her in her work uniform. Body of a chubby dude without the dick. Pussy still feels like pussy. All that matters to me.

why do americans like chicken and waffles so much?

don't get it

>>69867626
no idea what any of this means

never touched or seen a breast

>>69867688
reeks of insecurity

>>69867686
nice picture, was it printed by a dot matrix printer?

>>69867686
Legitimately howled

>>69867686
Hope this is real.

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>>69867686

>>69867724
Maybe, but my dick still reeks of pussy m8

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>>69867540
>>69867617
>the taste the branflakes gives to the milk after they soak for a while

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stop talking about being intimate with girls

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>>69867686

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>Maybe, but my dick still reeks of pussy m8

>>69867690
Have you ever had it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CM_--di7L8

ah yes.

molyneux.

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>>69867686
https://twitter.com/KevinStewartSNP/status/815976692502188033
>its real
The Scottish people are an embarrassment

Going to do a poo

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>>69867686

ah yes it's time for the obsessed english cunts to rant on about scotland again

for a country with a literally 10 times smaller population you sure do talk about us a lot hahaha

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>>69867860

>>69867939
one of those 4 autistic kids are you?

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>its a scotcucks not handling the banter episode

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Went to England for a day and took a picture, interesting place desu.

reminder that """"sex"""" with the following does not count:
>ugly girls
>fat girls
>lads
>prostitutes
>condom was used
>you didn't cum

I GOT A BLACK SKI MASK BUT I DONT SKI

>try and claim scotland is better than England at all
>get repeatedly BTFO
>b-boy y-you sure do th-think about us a l-lot

>>69868046
waste of money buying it then

>>69867343
that's a man

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HIIIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
*jumps into your path*
just WHERE do you think YOU'RE GOING... you SCUM!!!!
HYA SHA KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*does judo*

You lads going out tonight?

>get outbantered
>start crying about scotland again

pathetic behaviour from the southern runts

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>HIIIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
>*jumps into your path*
>just WHERE do you think YOU'RE GOING... you SCUM!!!!
>HYA SHA KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>*does judo*

>>69867747
it really is, 2-nd of Jan., 2017.
https://twitter.com/kevinstewartsnp

>>69868091
came home about an hour ago

>>69868091
might nip to the shops, you?

>>69868091
Aye

>>69868139
Did you put your weiner in anything?

>>69868166
Dunno, just got to work :(

any grime man here?

held eye contact with a gallie today
I'm a regular Lothario

how was your first time, /brit/?
Mine wasn't great. Fat ugly prostitute, pumped for a few minutes but felt nothing because of condom, didn't even cum.
Better than nothing I guess, at least I'm not a virgin anymore.

>>69868199
>tfw eyesight is so bad it's hard to make eye contact even if i wanted

>>69868200
>prostitute
still a virgin haha

>>69868200
Drunk with my first love on a football/rugby field in the middle of one of the poorest areas in the country

Was alright

>>69868198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=440o7zzbAFk

currently listening to

>>69868200
you forgot to work in a man somehow

>>69868200
my first time was anal

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friggatriskaidekaphobia

>>69868200
wasn't great, wasn't terrible either, at least it wasn't a prostitute

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>>69868198
GIVE MAN A HUNDRED SLAPS LIKE E. HONDA

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>>69868285

foppish

>>69868200
Took us three times to finally break her insides apart so I could fit in

Didn't even cum

>>69868333
I'm coming for your arse

just did some exercise for the first time in about two weeks
KNACKERED lads

>>69867852
no, am i missing out?

>>69868200
see
>>69868014

>>69868200
Was in a hotel single bed in Dublin, both 16 year old virgins, had Bedknobs And Broomsticks on in the background, didn't cum

think extra flags in broken

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>>69868257
“I woke up in a messy bed and saw "her" take off her wig, then go on to urinate whilst standing. I wish that bathroom's door was closed, not open.
The hangover was nothing compared to the shame and regret I felt.”

>>69868333
It's called breaking her wall you stupid yank. She should've done it herself the week before anyway

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>>69868361
Pshh sure thing kid

bottle of plonk later methinks

>>69868381
I've only had it once but I suggest it

you only need to break the hymen if you can't turn her on

>>69868412
*my cum begins drooping in globs out of your anus*

>>69868333
took a girl's virginity and this is exactly what it was
3 separate sessions just to get inside her

>>69867860
https://youtu.be/C7XJIioZEgQ

SCREECHING

>>69868200
It was regrettable.

>be in high school
>meet obvious desperate and most likely chubby as fuck "gothic" bitch from another school
>within a week I'm at her house in her living room getting head while her mom is down the hall in her bedroom with the door open, probably hearing everything
>sudden urge to fuck
>just stand up, grab her by the arm, twist her around, unbutton her jeans, pull down her panties, bend her over the couch, and thrust without a single care where I was poking
>after minutes of trying to find the hole I finally go ape shit on it and cum within a couple minutes, this slut, moaning like a whore as blood filled the ass end of her jeans and all over my balls

I guess it went ok...

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breathing some air

>>69868200
It was my only experience lucid dreaming, I was kissing some polish girl that was in my school year on top of a podium and then after a lot of the kissing we had sex, it felt VERY real, so I can safely say I'm not a dream-virgin at least. btw I'm not ribena.

>>69868439
Utterly nonsense

>>69868091
yeah if by going out you mean staying in

>>69868470
sounds good

>>69868516
and by tonight you mean for the rest of my life

>>69868200
wasn't too bad at first but became pretty embarassing
>first gf
>loved her
>she went on holiday for christmas to mexico
>we decided we would have sex when she got back
had missionary/cowgirl sex for about 2 hours and I was too nervous to cum. Eventually I went soft, she was reading a book with one hand and wanking me with the other to try and get me hard again.

>380ml Lucozade Energy Orange
>53% GDA sugar

reckon lucozade orange will be illegal in 20 years time

I was born in 1996 and don't know what happend with northern ireland. Can anyone tell me about that briefly and shortly? Were they IS or something like that?

>all these lads who's gfs had kevlar hymens
what the fuck? you go in, feel a little bit of a *pop* and then you're in

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>It's called breaking her wall you stupid yank. She should've done it herself the week before anyway

>>69868470
ngl had to have a cheeky hand shandy after reading this

doing a peruse

>>69868633
alri dicklet

Don't think I've ever fucked a virgin.


Fuck

>>69868677
want to have gay sex then?

The Teeny Weenie squad has arrived lads >>69868633

>>69868668
you're the dicklet if you literally cannot puncture a small layer of skin that is MEANT to be punctured

>>69868698
Disembowel you instead bro

>>69868677
it's shit
>>69868702
it was more an issue of stretching her walls

Would you go for a pint with the people on /brit/?

>Molyneux was a panelist at a 2014 Detroit conference held by the men's rights movement and manosphere organization, A Voice for Men. According to Jessica Roy of Time magazine, Molyneux argued that violence in the world is the result of how women treat their children, and that "If we could just get people to be nice to their babies for five years straight, that would be it for war, drug abuse, addiction, promiscuity, sexually transmitted diseases, ... Almost all would be completely eliminated, because they all arise from dysfunctional early childhood experiences, which are all run by women."[38]

aaaaaaah yes

>>69868746
This guy gets it

>>69868746
>it was more an issue of stretching her walls

and you called someone else a dicklet. fucking lmao

>>69868746
>it was more an issue of stretching her walls
oh. It felt tight when i went in but it wasn't much of an issue to get there once i found the hole. My willy is about 6 and a half inches long and has a decent girth so it's not tiny. She was 6 feet tall though and I assume vaginas scale with height. Maybe she just had a big fanny

the wife just gave birth to our 5th child with autism

think it's time she got the ol' fallopian tubes tied

It's snowing out here in the mountains of Hibernia, dead children litter the rural roads, they did not survive the winter

Is it snowing in the land of the angles, the scots and the Welshmen?

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decided to look up the ex-gfs

>>69868611
Predominantly Catholic Irishmen waged a terrorist-style guerrilla war in Ireland, Northern Ireland and the rest of Great Britain with the aims of forcefully expelling the rightful protestant inhabitants of N.I. in some vainglorious hope of uniting Ireland as a single island state. It was a failure from start to finish. It's my own personal opinion that more should have been done by the British forces to quell the fighting quicker but in the modern day and age a soldier can't shoot a pig without being drawn and quartered, even though a clean death with a bullet through the skull is more than any IRA grub ever deserved.

>>69868758
The vocaroo lads and the real Villalad

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>>69868758
definitely

>>69868770
Your dismissive attitude makes it clear your mummy never gave it to you good and honest

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don't like this thread

>>69868758
I have

>>69868770
agree with what he's saying apart from the "which are all run by women" bit.

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always cringe when the pseudo-normies talk about sex

Yes hi hello my name is ranjeet and I am 21 years old and I live in the UK. But enough of the small talk, lets get down to business!

Over the past 8 years I have been honing my posting skills to near perfection. I am currently sitting at 62 (you)s, 48 fedoras and 73 redditfrogs. Right now I am in the second chakra (apart from my legs I could only afford the first haha) but I really feel like I could be something special. I have mastered the "FOY" (that's fuck off yank for you new comers) and am currently learning the "FOB" gimmick.

Now abit of back story on my career at /brit/. I ventured there in the summer of '16 when you young whippersnappers were just suckling babes. For anyone who has made this journey before, you will know there are trolls who throw hats at you. I managed to tank them but unfortunately ran out of food in the process so I have never actually seen the inside /brit/ before (I have looked up a map of it on "/int/ Wikipedia", god knows how they managed to get in there). In light of this, I was wondering if you provide some sort of taxi service into the place? If you're good I may even give you a handsome tip ;) and no I'm not talking about money HAHA!

As for my request, do you guys do katanas? I'm not really interested in these hatposting shenanigans.

Looking forward to your reply, hope to hear from you soon!

Kind regards,

ranjeet

>people call dinner "tea"
fuck off subhumans

>>69868801
can hear the screeching from here

>>69868855
Get your mum to put the kettle on cba to walk down

>>69868758
yeah def

>>69868758
some i think i would. most though - no chance. most of this place is full of underage weirdos, gobshite students and wanker leafs/aussies. would end up plunging the glass into their neck probably

>>69868836
you're literally retarded if you believe war is a result of how people's childhoods were.

>>69868844
it's like they've just discovered the wheel

>>69868888

>>69868770
Surprise, surprise he had a fucked up childhood and got bent over by his ex-wife

Little runt is just blaming others rather than taking any responsibility and trying to move on

>>69868758
Would love to go on a night out with the guy that's always going "IS YOUR MAM OUT THAT WHEEL CHAIR YET NA HAAHAHAH" sounds like aright laugh

first gf was the hottest by far, been downhill since then

>>69868808
My daddy's an Ex IRA man and you wouldn't say it to his face!

>>69868855
even worse
>"""people""" call lunch "dinner"

>>69868803
Haven't gotten out of bed yet, couldn't tell you

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>According to Steve Hassan, a licensed mental health counselor and leading American cult expert, "Partly what's going on with the people on the Internet who are indoctrinated, they spend lots of hours on the computer. Videos can have them up all night for several nights in a row. Molyneux knows how to talk like he knows what he's talking about—despite very, very little academic research. He cites this and cites that, and presents it as the whole truth. It dismantles people's sense of self and replaces it with his sense of confidence about how to fix the world."[41]

ah yes

just woke up and my right nut hurts bad

eating a satsuma lads

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>>69868803
my humble jute corner experienced a bitter frost and light dusting. The crops will suffer

>>69868912
>is your mam out that wheelchair yet

howled until the cows came home

imagine an attractive gf that loves you
mental

>>69868966
*cow wheeled home

>>69868889
you're a thick cunt if you don't think behaviour patterns are affected by childhood experiences

time to get back on the biere d'or lads

what would happen if you just kept doing line after line after line

would you die?

Never met anyone who likes Oreos who wasn't a runt

>>69868977
idea of anyone loving me is unfathomable

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>>69868932
It's on his wiki and he can do nothing about it

>>69868982
nice lad

struggling to cope with the concept that my lifepath and the qt girl who used to sit next to me in philosophy at college's lifepath have diverged to the point where the only way that they might meet again would be through 1 in a million miraculous circumstances or me moving to across the country and basically stalking her

>>69868992
nah but I reckon your pen would run out pretty sharpish

>>69868932
>despite very, very little academic research

[citation needed]

>>69868999
digits confirm

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>you have lived through trump winning the elections and lefties being fucking obliterated beyond belief
i can die in peace

>>69868932
>/pol/tards are cult babbies

Yeah tell me something I didn't know

>>69869003
my family do
sometimes wish they didn't so I could just kill myself haha

>>69869028
yeah similar

>>69868932
>He cites this and cites that but he's wrong

Not an argument

Said I'd stop drinking but I'm drinking right now

>>69868942
might have one for breakfast haha

>>69869058
i know factually they do, but i still can't imagine why or how nor do i really feel it

>>69869066
oh and being confident in how you speak is also bad.

>>69869028
>break up with gf because I want to ask a girl in my class out
>never even speak to her

>>69869056
Not an argument

>>69869077
I quit drinking by picking up smoking instead

a e s t h e t i c xDDDD

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Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong,
Under the shade of a coolibah tree.
And he sang as he watched and waited 'til his billy boiled,
"You'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me."

Down came a jumbuck to drink at the billabong;
Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee.
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tuckerbag,
"You'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me."

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>>69869053
trump is the perfect antidote to the liberal disease

>>69869106
replace break up with gf with ignore any other possible gf candidates and that's me

>>69868932
>It dismantles people's sense of self and replaces it with his sense of confidence about how to fix the world
wut

>>69869058
Yeah I wish I'd had shitty parents so I could kill myself guilt free

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>>69869053
>he thinks the ride is over
i wouldn't wanna miss the next 4 years

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i have spent way too long trying to figure out what the fuck this means
help pls

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Are you familiar with the fellow in the bottom right panel?

>>69869161
is google broken? fucking mong

>>69869161
She touted on him

>>69869161
how far have you got?

>>69869161
SHE TATTLE TAILED

>>69869161
Secretary grassed on him the bitch

saw an old lad sexting on the bus today
man's talking about "gobbling my cock like crazy" in big font so he can read it

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>>69868417
2 Chilean Cabernet Sauvignon for 7.50€ each.

>>69869179
yeah he's that punching man one of your lot keeps posting

glug glug glug

4 tins of piss and half a 35cl bottle of 40% already lads

>>69869179
That's 3" willy lad

>>69869161
he got grassed up mate, whats hard to understand?

>>69869222
at this point i've had to extrapolate this much
helping someone plant astroturf is a kind thing to do, so she did him some sort of favor

oh what a mess i've made of my life

Gobble my cock like crazy in large font on the bus

Lads

>>69869288
some of us never had a chance

he said he was getting a teeth lashing too
no idea what that means

>>69869338
You've never had a teeth lashing? My da used to lash my teeth with his knuckles all the time

>>69869288
i would really love to start again

my discrete math professor is the wife of my discrete math professor from a year ago wew

she's a milf

>haha wow you guys will never guess how much I had to drink!!!1!!

The runtiest underage topic imaginable, nothing makes me want to rip out and swap someone's eyes and bollocks more than this

>>69869366
he was fucking her cunt at this point, don't see how it would be possible

>>69869263
im 6'2 not a fucking leprechaun

>>69869337
falling from high is worse 2bh

>>69869386
It's the sort of shit that 15yo kids talk about. Fucking tits.

is battlefield 1 any good?

the Smiths truly encapsulate the failed normie experience
love doing a listen after I've failed to connect with people at a social event

have you heard my story? well then, let me tell you the tale of the pozz cuckold

first...

Get fucked moggie!

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/sickening-cctv-footage-emerges-man-12448716#ICID=FB-Gaz-main

>>69869420
no

>>69869386
>>69869438
If you've ever actually drink a significant amount of alcohol and handled it reasonably well it's something to be proud of here

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>mfw I could heem anyone in this thread

>>69869393
Your willy:height ratio = 0.0405

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>>69869386
>swap someone's eyes and bollocks

sharting at this

>>69869495
That's the one! >>69869260

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>>69869493
this
when did the english become so soft?

>>69869386
agreed, GOOD post

>>69868808
thanks...It's very complicated desu

>>69869493
>of here
In Ireland? Fucking Hell I thought you booze bragging was just a meme

I don't think transwomen are women, sorry if that offends

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>>69869524
>one of your lot
>tfw we number in the 10s at this stage

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>tfw no anime gf to save me from this hell

>>69869588
can't wait for this runt to be pozz'd by mayweather 2bh

>>69869579
>transWOMEN
clue's in the name, mate

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>>69869496

alri lads

>>69869493
I always thought the Irish were pathetically cringy, this just confirms it

>>69869542
That was a biased version of events as Protestants do not belong in NI, it's our ancestral homeland and they are illegal planters. The guerilla war was sparked because the state treated Irish Catholics very poorly for quite some time and they were very impoverished. It goes all the way back to the 1400s and countless wars, it was tension from the rising, independence war and border campaign waiting to arise.

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>>69869588
Plus me, I'm undercover

>>69869633
My willy/height ratio is 0.0929

>>69869655
manlet

>>69869615
doubt he'd even care
mayweather said the other day that they offered him 15 million to fight
If they do ever fight he'd probably make even more

>>69869579
Bender

>>69869579
reported
you should probably contact a barrister

>>69869639
>>69869546
>>69869535
t. antisocial lads who cannot stomach 14 pints of bitter like I

>>69869639
t. Tiny wristed wine drinking S*xon

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>>69869685
No bully

have a willy/height ratio of over 0.1

got an irish friend that is hammered off 5 pints

>direland

>>69869697
Why a barrister?


You mean a solicitor

>>69869655
hows that working out for you?

>>69869460
deep

>>69869698
We're talking about bragging about how many drinks you've had.

Surely no one does that once they're out of their teens

>>69869579
expressing your thoughts is hate speech, as is having those thoughts in the first place. report to the job centre for your scheduled estrogen injection

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Why are you lads so insecure about your height, facial structure, muscle mass, skin, feet size, hand size, penis size and wrist girth??

So the English really lack these things?

how many drinks can you lads drink in one night

>>69869749
No complaints yet

>>69869729
i thought you had to go through a councilman to contact a solicitor

>>69869798
1

>>69869783
>why do you judge your own looks on your visible attributes?
gee, I fucking wonder

>>69869751
never said it was deep you polyp

>>69869726
Now you're doing the thing you hate in reverse laddo, stunted brained s*xons

>>69869798
n+1

>>69869783
>potato potato potato potato potato potato??

>potato potato?

>>69869798
How long's a drink of string

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>mfw two british soldiers get whats coming to them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfgQOLSrTQ

>>69869753
Only worth mentioning if you put everyone else to shame

this simulation is the closest ill ever get to sex
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/

>>69869798
Whatever my willy/height ratio is >>69869655

Reminder that if you don't have a willy to height ratio of 0.1 or above then no woman will ever love you

>>69869836
wow rude

might gape the ol' arse for the banter lads

>>69869698
i literally do not give a shit about how much alcohol you drink

business idea: throw an elephant in the ocean and see if it can swim or just sinks

>>69869892
Radical Moderate Rasheed

>>69869855
This footage always excites and pleasures me

>>69869906
*throws your aul one in the ocean*

>>69869874
finally being a manlet has paid off

>>69869863
No it isn't. It's fucking spotty herbert runt-tier shit.

Get a rip you fucking scummy porridge wog.

Lib Dem surge is growing ever stronger

>few spuds are slightly past their best before
>Millions of Irish "people" die

Can't make it up

>>69869961
yea its just too bad a woman will never take you seriously

my willy growth is surging ever stronger

Popping down to the only pub in my town that still has a pool table, hopefully it won't be full of student scum

My willy:height ratio is 0.15 despite being 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

How's about that then

>Englishmen become enraged upon hearing the Irish can drink more alcohol than them

Howling

>>69869810
Barrister - private lawyer, represents the case in a high court with evidence drafted by the solicitor
Solicitor - works with the client, talks to the client and represents them. Limited access in a court high room

>>69870027
Proofs

>>69869961
I'm sorry, manlets will still never find love

>>69869977
>no grains
>no livestock
>no other veg
>no fishing
>no foraging
>just let themselves starve like idiots

i know paddies have shit for brains but wow.

I have a willy/height ratio of 11.33

>>69870025
Are darts popular in pubs in Britland? I love a game of cricket with the lads for pints

/r/socialism has gone on strike

>>69870066
every pub has a dartboard

>>69870028
You seem to have wandered into the wrong general, see this one is for British people

>>69867280
>those teeth
>Brit

Like clockwork kek

Imagine putting so much faith in a single crop that when you can't grow them for some reason most of your population dies

screeching

>>69870027
6'2 and ratio of 0.12 according to my calculations, not bad, not like i've ever used my willy though haha

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next thread needs to be normie free

>>69870028
enjoy your cirrhosis and Korsakoffs

>>69869855
>>69869934
>all the comments from prods trying to justify two armed soldiers driving a car through a funeral as if they're innocent civilians

>>69870028
>the only thing he has to brag about is how much alcohol he can drink
:(

My willy is 5 inches long and 6 inches wide, will I ever find love lads?

>paddies come into the thread and immediately start being hostile
What is wrong with them?

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>tfw drunk enough to be glued to bed with monged out grin on me face

>>69870145
Shitty willy/height ratios

>>69870127
Not true see >>69870065

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>>69870107
what in the god damn

how do you people get these images?

>>69870051
a girl said she loved me
didn't love her though haha

>>69870119
they wilfully ignore that michael stone had attacked a funeral only a week before