What do finns do in the sauna all day?

>>69855151
Sit

>>69855151
what happens in the sauna, stays in the sauna

How do finns call sauna in finish? We've got the word BANYA wich isn't same as sauna lel

>>69855229
Will cute girls laugh at my penis when I'm there if I'm a grower?

>>69855365
Doesn't word "sauna" sound Finnish enough?
>>69855462
In pretty much all mixed saunas I've been to people were wearing towels or swimsuits.

>>69855151
also they spread gay saunas to the world, so thanks to them

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buddsecks :DDDDDDD

>>69856075
Oh...

>>69855151
sit and drink kvass

>>69856075
In russia or finland?

We're not in the sauna all day, only 1 hour on average

>>69858591
Why do you prefer sauna over bath?

>>69858591
Are saunas mixed or separated men/women?

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>>69858591

drink beer or vodka

>>69855151
drink and touch your friends naked bodies (no homo)

I haven't been in a sauna for about 15 years.

>>69858740
separated ofc, other well knowing peoples can sometimes do mixed

>>69858543
In Russia and Europe around Alps — Italy, Austria, etc. I know that Finns go to sauna naked, but guess if you will wear a towel around your hips it won't be offensive or defiantly

>>69855151
I wonder... do workplaces in Finland have their own sauna?

>>69855151
>sauna with dad
>makes fun of my penis
never again

>>69858988

Probably not unless there's also a swimming pool and stuff. So no, generally not.

>>69858988
If they have showers, they most likely have a sauna too

>>69859026
Ok kiddo what's the max temp that you can survive in sauna?

>>69859054
now I want to work in Finland just so that I can relax in the sauna during lunchtime

>>69858699
Your can play "klonkku" (gollum in english) in sauna

>one person is klonkku
>klonkku hides under sauna sheets, searching for the ring
>he stabs his fingers though little holes between sheets
>when klonkku hits other player butthole with finger, target player becomes next klonkku

>>69859075
110 C for finns, lower for russians

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/aug/08/sauna-championship-russian-dead

>>69859139
Mitä vittua.

>>69859144
Yeah lol I've read this article that's why i was asking
100C is a fucking hell for me, I tried it only once and then I came out of the sauna and fell daint into the snow.

>>69859182
you are not true Finn unless you have played klonkku at least once

and foreigners and and transferstudents prepare, you know what awaits you in your first sauna evening

>>69859206
Yeah 100 C is far from enjoyable experience. 80 is the sweet spot imo

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>>69859139
You're going straight into the oven.

>>69855236
This pretty much. Touching other person vitalities is no homo in sauna, it's a sign of healthy friendship and brotherhood.

>>69859127
He wanted to huniliate you then ravage your boipucci

>>69859374
as long as you dont make eye contact, foreigners should know this.

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>>69855151
Normal habit is to sing "katyusha", Finnish version ofc. After every line, we throw more water to heaterplace.


If there is still people in the sauna after it's over, we shout out the first verse of out national anthem and then run to lake, snow or sea, depending of the season.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4H70U26HxM

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>>69859139
You can't be serious?

>>69859778
i'm afraid it is my dear burger, but it's not strange since everyone has to get through it. just don't get erection or weal towel, and you will be ok.

>>69859778
Its alternate name Is "oma kolo toisen kolo"
>Own hole other's home
Its pretty much the same thing except you dont have to be in sauna to play

>>69859830
>>69859885
We play "turn off the lights and guess whose in our mouth".
Rules are pretty straight forward.

>>69859950
Hmm interesting

>>69859830
What if they accidentally milk your prostate?

>>69860093
Then it's polite to clean up the mess you have caused

>>69860298
Finnish saunas don't have a guy who comes to clean up the loads?

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>>69859139

>>69860364
Well others believe that there is a sauna tont, especially in old saunas. He is an elf that blesses the sauna, and it's a good manner to throw few woods to heater after you stop saunaing, to the tont can relax in sauna aswell. If you don't, he will be angry.

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>>69859950
>whose
>american education

>>69860465
>sauna tont
why did i laugh at this

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well since i've not seen sauna thread for a while, let me give some useful tips for first time sauna bathers

>do not eat too much b4 going to sauna, you will otherwise fell very bad, trust me
>wooden heated sauna is so much better than electronic one, seriously
>make sure you have enough drink, because you will sweat pretty much: 0,5 - 0,75 liter per half an hour will do
>beer is definitely the best sauna drink
>you may drink inside sauna or outside in terrace or lounge/hanging room etc
>no not wear towel or swimsuit inside sauna, otherwise you are a faggot
<however, it may be acceptable if sauna is public AND unisex, but otherwise do not, at least in Finland
>when you leave sauna temporarily to cool, socialize with friends and drink beer to terrace, you may put a towel around you, especially if it's wintern and cold outside. however, if you spend like 15minutes in sauna, you storage so much warm to your body that you could survive another 10-15mins in +0 C temperature without feeling any cold.
>it may be good idea to bring two towels if you are going to have a long sauna session, use first one when you socialize outside (if will be wet from sweat) and use second one to dry yourself when you actually leave sauna
>60-80 C is a good temperature
>this is important: you should throw water to that fucking heaterplace (kius) so it will make steam, that is the main idea of sauna. image affiliates.
>seriously, i have seen SO many "finnish" saunas abroad that doesn't even have a fucking water bucket near kiuas so you can't throw water. as a result, the atmosphere in sauna is fucking stale and offers 0 comfort.
>it's a good manner to use little sheet under your ass in public sauna. however, most of public saunas offer disposable ones.
>there is nothing sexual in sauna. your should be able to have a sauna with your crush without getting erection. do not believe in the stories that fellow finns are telling in this thread.

aand comment too long, going to continue soon

>>69858988
My job has a sauna.

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>>69862058
do you have these in your saunas? we don't take sauna without wiping yourself with these brooms

>>69863846
we don't keep them in water, only pour some on them over the stove before using and we beat ourselves with them

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>>69863846
Yes, we make them from birch.
In autumn it's a bit painful tho because there is no much leaves in trees, pic related. I think i still have scars in my waist after last time.

>>69864045
That is why you make more vihtas in the summer for the storage. In the winter you pick them up and put those branches sons of birches in a bucket of water.

>>69864128
we do it too