/brit/

comfy documentary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXswlCa7dug

Nintendo Switch presentation in 15 minutes lads

WHO


UP

what?

why am i literally shaking after my workouts?

>>69850004
Aren't you a little old for that?

muslim prayer curtain

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screaming

>>69850068
what am I looking at

>>69849966
fuck Montreal and its not even close to "cyberpunk" stop misusing the word

>>69850053
yes

>>69850068
don't fucking care

Comfy Brit Skype call right here lads

https://join.skype.com/k2b7rmktWv1B

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>>69849966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6kUDwvB6Z8

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>>69850087
"Dadsgiving"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRkP-rplNjs
ah yes, the united states of america

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that moon tho

>>69850111
virus

shtartin' on the oul whiskey

>>69850114
I like this building a lot
Bangkok is one of my favorite Asian cities.

i havn't checked out /brit/ for like a year

have i missed much?

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Those videos from the last thread have made me really sad and lonely now

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>>69850124
>IMMA PUT COCAINE IN YO ASS
>IMMA PUT MY DICK IN YO ASS
>IMMA PUT COCAINE IN YO ASS
>IMMA PUT MY DICK IN YO ASS
>IMMA PUT COCAINE IN YO ASS
>IMMA PUT MY DICK IN YO ASS

hi

>>69850158
Poleaboo saga ended

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>>69849966
it's raining, perfect timing

>>69850129
tis still a supermoon

>>69850166
which ones? i like those kind of vids

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>>69850129

>>69850180
fuck me how did it end?

>>69850158
nah /brit/ was completely awful in 2016

just shite

he wants to get fucked hahahaha>>69850195

>>69850157
It's a cool building,I keep meaning to get around to having dinner on the top floor of it.

>>69850178
Goodbye.

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watching a comfy documentary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lds915JYbTQ

>>69850190
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BPX8ggDkFKY

https://youtu.be/HgfffdrfdFQ

lead on to this on the 'tube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAHo2soqgT4

comments are cringey

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>>69850158
Welcome back
You missed absolutely nothing

>>69850233
idk why these kids commenting are so angry
for me I feel bad for these guys because I've felt this way too

>>69850088
mad

you got twitter but you ain't got no tweets

>>69850265
I feel that way too, which is why it makes me feel lonely, i usually dont think about it

nearly got a gf once, but i fucked it up (twice) so back to lonely

so what happened to poleboo?

post lewd karens

>>69850302
he's still updating his blog if you can be arsed with it.

>>69850302

got nicked and his pc confiscated or something

Woke up in the middle of the night AGAIN

Very good, very good.

I also have a really bad back and neck from oversleeping yesterday

>>69850328
thai chicANO

>>69850303
t. Los Zetas

he wants to get fucked by poleboo

>>69850302
I almost feel bad for him, he hasnt deserved a lot of what he got
But he has gone off the deep end with his female stuff, is mean to those who love and try to help him and is so caught up in his own self loathing and bitterness than he cant improve

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>>69850301
How lad

>>69850379
>>69850340
>>69850302
you're not making any sense, what did he do?

>>69850389
A slut 'till the end.

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>>69850303
None of Karen, will this suffice?

>>69850379

nah he's a narcissist like all mtt

>>69850417
>>69850379
>>69850340
>>69850328
is there an archive of this shit?

karen or nothing

>brit
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zhNwElfv7f
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zhNwElfv7f
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zhNwElfv7f

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>tfw just installed reddit flags

>>69850438
http://poleaboo.wordpress.com/

his blog

>>69850389
Was explaining it to greater london the other day/night
Had two dates, went on a few walks, all well.
Then different unis so distance, plus a mixture of failing to message, and two bad conversation topics which i basically did to see what would happen as i was in a bored mood which was in hindsight really stupid.
Then i basically did it again/made things worse instead of better but i shant talk about that

for some reason i feel like thailad is an ugly spacker

post face

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the so called """holy land"""

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>>69850483

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>>69850441
Karen is too innocent for that

post them i know you have picd of lewd karens

>>69850509
i was in thailand last year for the full moon party lad. have you taken any of those wierd yellowy pills they have all over in thailand? i bought a few of those and was awake for about 3 days wtf is that shit

i tried to stick up for poleaboo once, when I was naive.

He's a really selfish and mean person. He treats people around him terribly, I don't think he's ever once considered someone elses feelings.

He will talk about someone being nice to him, but then throw in that they are fat or ugly or too normie.

>>69850542
I haven't but they're probably yaba (methamphetamine and caffeine)

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found a yank-ish street

>>69850302
Poleaboo is now a NEET undergoing HRT. He admitted to his family over Christmas that he wants to be a woman.

To think that a man spying on a woman in a shower has turned into him being memed into becoming a woman.

>>69850583
guess what number I'm thinking of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vcqwq1fnHU

>>69850565
my van on the right

nicked a pint glass on my flight to zante and got kicked off the plane lads

was very drunk

>>69850551
EXCELLENT post

very true

I just do not understand how Asian countries like Korea, China, Japan can in 100 years go from dirt poor rice farmers to coming top of the league in education tables and embracing westernization so much

>>69850470
Weeew
at least you're not total autismo

>>69850572
>He admitted to his family over Christmas that he wants to be a woman.
Merry Christmas

got the laptop on my lap, lads

reckon i wont be having children

>>69850194
this, honestly

my dog is getting re-housed tuesday. dont no how to feel desu

he saves pictures of gay men to his hard drive

>>69850564
thailand is one of the best places on earth i've ever been to where you can buy everything you ever need for fuck all yet you seem like a boring twat what's going on with that

>>69850602
could say the same about ireland

Since we're LITERALLY a top 10 country in the world

post that pic of poleabo

love the cocaineposter desu

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HOW WILL I KNOW?

>>69850624

don't be rude

>>69850641
How did you know I'm still here

>>69850565
trees are too big
>>69850572
no, he took too much HRT and fucked up his receptors so it will never work again

>>69850602

Perhaps there's a racial component

>>69850624
Depends what you mean, if not doing methamphetamine means I'm boring, fair play.

>>69850602
China's industrial revolution

With that much land and workforce didn't take long to become the driving manufacturing force of the world and wealthy

>>69850660
is this you? - >>69850624

>>69850609
My mum shouts at me when I do that
I tell that silly bint it's not some spoopy radioactive laptop waves but the actual heat on your testicle that's the problem, I have them more on my knees, but she doesn't listen

>>69850602
US funneled money into them

>>69850602
these countries were never really "dirt poor"
no more than most of Europe

hell for centuries before the "far east" was seen as this magical super-wealthy land by westerners.

havign whiksy and bef jerker

>>69850669
chink twat

>>69850669
Yeah but people who say Asians are better at maths, even though they're ancestors were all farming rice for thousands of years and not doing equations, I think it's a cultural thing.

>>69850625
Yeah but we has literacy, education hedge schools these Asian countries had fuck all except for the elite

>>69850605
Im not autistic i'm just a bit of an idiot and its a little hard for me to find someone as i'm a bit reserved emotionally and have problems committing, find it hard to trust people due to some things.

Maybe by next year...

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making tea

>>69850689
aw mate, shes just looking after that quality sperm

she would be proper mad if you wouldnt deliver any grandchildren

>>69850675
come on m8 you can get cocaine and weed for 700 baht and a shitload of girls for about 1000 baht for the whole night. and you tower over everyone all the manlets make way for you honest SE asia is heavenly. i'd move there too if i didn't have a job which i can only do in england

its my dads 10 year anniversary of being dead lads

now jews are attacking themselves
http://www.jpost.com/Israel-News/Netanyahu-investigation-Prime-ministers-wife-testifies-to-police-478204

>>69850711
many Asian languages (Chinese and related ones mainly) also hardwire them to be better with maths
language has a big impact on how you think

>>69850740
i thought they executed you if you get caught doing that shit

>>69850724
I can smell that from here

thailad has only got one ball

>>69850747
for serious? how old was he? how did he die?

>>69850740
>drugs
>thailand
living life on the edge now

I am Jewish

cut the jovial racism lads

>we has literacy

what did he mean by this?

>>69850757
Interesting do you have a source for that or is it just your own opinion?

>>69850747
That sucks

>>69850763
how fucking naive are you? i saw thai coppers handing their guns to people at the full moon festival and let them take photos. thai police literally don't bother white people in touristy places

>>69850789
would heem you goldberg usurer twat

final solution best day of my life

>>69850740
Good way to end up being executed by the government

Death penalty for drugs there lad

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http://www.jpost.com/Israel-News/Netanyahus-criminal-investigation-causes-uptick-in-cigar-interest-478153

>>69850747
Congrats x
Just a bit if dark humour there lad do you believe in an afterlife?

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>>69850747

>>69850778
he was 63 when he died, i was only 17 aswell. i had old paraents.

>>69850805
the idea is that the way English numerology is structured it makes it very confusing compared to Chinese with is incredibly straightforward so far as numbers are concerned.

http://www.wsj.com/articles/the-best-language-for-math-1410304008

haven't done any greggsposting today lads

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>>69850811
Fuck off

>>69850810
The daughter of an Peer got shot and killed in thailand for drugs

'numerology'

>>69850805

the language-thought thing is a theory I've come across as well

the movie Arrival actually deals with this topic

>>69850840
what did he die of? my dad is 67 and has dementia

>>69850740
Not a fan of coke, done it a few times in the past, do enjoy the odd spliff but I have to be very careful here, getting caught buying it could ruin my life, don't see how it's worth the risk, but it has occasionally fallen into my lap through mates. Also they're considering legalising it for medicinal purposes so just waiting to see how that goes. I'm in a relationship so I'm not fucking girls left right and centre for a good reason.

There's plenty of good things you can do in Bangkok besides those things, amazing city.
>>69850763
Only for smuggling large amounts into the country and even then it won't happen realistically.

just wee wee'd into a bottle

My mom is from Germany. Thoughts on this?

>>69850848
more on this
English is just really inefficient for math
http://gladwell.com/outliers/rice-paddies-and-math-tests/

beyond that Asians put more emphasis on Math since its so much easier, unlike here where kids complain about it

>>69850868
COPD, he smoked his arse off til the very end

>>69850898
is she fit la

>>69850719
Nah you'll be fine I meant like some people can't even hold eye contact or a convo nevermind all that
And I'm sure you'll find someone eventually

>>69850862
i vaguely remembered that news story enough to google it thatg was the phillipnes lad. honest tens of thousands of british people take shit loads of drugs in thailand every year and virtually nobody gets arrested. it's like people have some idea of the place being some kind of totalitarian state but it;s not like it at all. people openly sell drugs on the streets and prostitutes beg for you to pay to fuck them

>>69850905
no but ur nan is

>>69850810
>how fucking naive are you?

sorry for not being versed in thailand's social policies

but it's pretty common knowledge a lot of asian countries are extremely tough on drugs, especially dealer quantities

not enough British culture in this thread right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58

>>69850898
is your name hyphenated then ?

>>69850929

Nope, she took my dad's Shitalian last name

>>69850908
Did you ever fuck a ladyboy?

https://youtu.be/R9oZaP-my5E

more British culture

>>69850908
There's tourist zones where the police don't give a shit. You're safe as houses in places like Koh Phangan, it's not the same in the middle of the capital city.

>>69850859
bet your nose hits the wall before your boner does

jew twat

i was crying of laughter while watching schindler's list

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just found out that my mouse scroll wheel goes side to side and well as up and down

never needed it, never will need it, but it's a nice little surprise

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>submissive feminists

>>69850947
no but there were like 6 prossies outside the small hotel i was staying and i just brought them all inside and gave them about 7 or 8 hundred baaht and they all stayed in my room until the morning occassionaly wanking me off and sucking my dick but those pills fucked up my dick i couldn't even get hard it was painfil

dumb pirate frogposter

I do the maximum number of tinder swipes a day and I haven't had a match for 5 days

>>69851002
don't think i could bring myself to fuck an asian

>>69850907
Thanks la
I rarely talk about this shit, dont trust any of my friends enough to.
Will admit does feel a bit shit when everyone else has... but, Yeah...eventually

Thailad is fucking 30. Do you really think he's doing drugs?

He posts on 4chan on a friday night. He's a skinny little twig, he'd probably OD if he fucking nummied a bump of coke

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>dumb pirate frogposter

>>69851030
He has a sexy voice though

STREAM WHEN

>>69850975
kek

top lads

>>69851023
i went 2 months without a match and then put in my bio that i played the guitar, drums, and the piano, and i got 2 matches in a day


both fat tho

>>69850989
Not even being funny this is a type of thing I would've said when I was 12 and thought it was funny and creative

Wish you were being ironic, but you're not

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>>69851030
>this guy

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>don't think i could bring myself to fuck an asian

that's not me

thats some nasty whipsy

>>69850975
still dont understand why they kiss. are they actually bent or just taking the piss?

the hour of non-fictional africans

chicANO is lying haha

>>69850989
t. Edgemaster

>>69851054
My profile mentions that I'm a novelty sock enthusiast, employed in a good career and few of my interests

Maybe I should just throw away my dignity and mention I'm 6'2 with an 8-inch cock

conspiracy theory: thai"lad" moved to thailand to become a shemale prostitute but tells people on 4chan he works in IT

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>that's not me

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>>69851027
my most shameful experience in fucking thai prostitutes was when one of the girls refused to open mouth kiss me so i forced my tongue into her month and she clearly hated it so one the thai girls started licking my face and sticking her tongue in my mouth because she clearly didn't mind lmao

>>69851102
>with an 8-inch cock
lol subhuman

>TUMBLR

Feel like I'd end up on banged up abroad if I went for an alcohol coke fueled ladyboy fucking trip in Thailand, probably penniless and some ganglord makes me stick coke up my arse and I spend 20 years in a jungle prison being the bitch to some muscely ladyboy

my 28 friend is in a relationship with 57 year gilf,i keep telling him to lay off but he doesnt want to know. should i just leave him to it or what?

>>69851081
european thing, a peck isn't bent

the frogs take it to the next level though

>>69851130
I think being proud of having a small dick could prove to be an enticing new gimmick anon, I'll invest one (you)

Thainonce should be barred from coming back

>>69851104
plot twist: he's a neet

>>69851134
you probably don't even have an actual stressful full time job you don't deserve a drug fuelled 2 week long fuck session in thailand

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>>69851145
small dick is objectively the master race

I said some pretty nasty things to some afro-americans

>>69851138
Lay off your friend he's having a good time and nobody's getting hurt

>>69851150
late movie plot twist: he's actually using a proxy and lives in edinburgh

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>TUMBLR

>>69851134
My thoughts exctly
Probably wake up in a cell and have to piece together what happened the previous night and where my friends are and if anyone speaks english

the PRI saved Mexico from becoming communist

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mexicanos chair

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>>69851162
>dicklets believe this

>>69851183
shut up you fucking muppet if you spend the whole night buzzing off you tits on those meth pills that are everywher ein thailand u will remember fucking everything evne if you drank 40 pints

>>69851162
harsh truths

>>69851081
Kiss on the cheek isn't bent though I've not kissed my mates on then lips as of yet, don't intend to but if it's funny I'd do it

Found out the wife started using the 'dit

Might try and find out her username and see what types of stuff shes commenting

Couldn't pay me to go to Thailand by myself but I've got no one to go with me

such is life

@69851203
t. Tyrone WE DaMarcus

Tinder has been proven to be 80% of women competing for 20% of men and vise versa

It's a sad fucking state

>>69851238
You could easily find a qt to hang around with.

>>69851251
STREAM

>>69851238
what's the big deal about going alone?

>>69851258
can't stream at work pal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNx9Tr9_lpE


Having a watch

Henry Ford and Walt Disney both publicly announced their hatred for Jews

Now you have to be pro-Jew to ever be as rich and successful as them

What happened

>>69851242
>>69851239
>>69851238
what's the current temperature outside my aussie lads? it's -4c here. i love the idea of you guys posting in the roasting sun here in january :D

>>69851264
Walt Disney was anti-Semitic and now his entire company is Jewish kek

Everyone with a remotely high position is Jewish

>>69851242
Yeah I shagged a few girls from it but pretty much going to give up on it.

The girls I've hooked up with from meeting IRL are way better than the ones I met through tinder.

Girls are able to raise their standards so much on tinder when guys are swiping right on every girl

>>69851206
Meths the drug? Thought it would be something less hard

Idk on alcohol i sometimes get memory gaps if i drink too much strong stuff
Beer is always fine though

>>69851251
Ugly and short lad. Bit autistic too. On top of that I'm not sure I could deal with the knowledge that everyone will think I just went for sex when I got back

>>69851271
43C atm in Western Sydney

>>69851271
It's a nice sunny 28 degrees, loving it

I'm so glad it doesn't snow in Sydney, avoids a lot of problems

69851264
peruANO with leaf

(((thailad)))

>>69851271
23 C

where did mexicANO go

>>69851264
they successfully infiltrated all the big companies and can control their competition

but idk im no racist :P

where would the jews be now without their PHONY HOLOCAUST

>>69851242
That's just how casual sex goes m7

i am here

Living out of a storage unit for $200 a month

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPVCTLPNUzo

>>69851295
>>69851288
how does australia even work? most of the population are derived from some of the most pale people in the word (brits and irish) who turn bright red in sun

>>69851314
Real Holocaust

>>69851264
>many of the smartest people in history were anti-semitic
huh really fires up the neurons

what do you think of /cum/
Also why do you never give (you)s

https://youtu.be/B-m9A8mY-U0

haitiANO and mexicANO and peruANO with leaf hate the jews...

>>69851332
spain kicked out jews and moors....and spain became one of the most prosperous empires in europe

>>69851324
Slip, slop, slap
After a while you sort of get use to it as well 2bh. Tan instead of burn. It's always funny going to the beach on a summers day and spotting the British tourists, the ones that look more tomato than human

How do I meet a girl IRL without joining a hobby group

Can't talk to em on the bus and I can't do it at bars because what kind of girl goes to a bar alone

Maybe I'll just stick to wanking

>>69851319
Personality and confidence can get you in the door and get you laid IRL

Those things don't exist on tinder. I definitely am just average looking and rely on having girls think i'm funny

casual sex scene is a bit different from tinder

>>69851206
put this post in google translate and listened to it being pronounced and am now laughing

haha

>>69851324
isn't that just a myth?

my heritage is fucking sussex and I have based sean connery tone skin

>>69851368
I'm tired of you Aussies treating us Brits like something foreign. You have one of the highest living standards on earth and you owe it entirely to the international expansion of British cultural economic and legal systems. Your country is about 200 years old and is one of the best places on the planet to live by almost all measures. Where is the gratitude?

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>>69851367

businees idea: an adults-only brothel, no kids allowed

>>69851411
hmmmm

What is your game? Bruce on holiday?

>>69851411
Here's a (you), now shoo

>>69851323
someone as resourceful and clever as this guy shouldn't be living in a storage

>>69851371
just find some random girl on the street and some random bloke and have a threesome

https://youtu.be/0W3MpOU3OUU

Comfy choon. What genre btw? Was on a French music playlist defo not French though, I'm thinking French cafe if that's a genre

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how will Arsenal ever recover

mexicANO thinks he is spanish LOL

>>69851441
>>69851438
>bait because it's true

I'm serious. 400 years ago Australia was in the stone age and now it's one of the richest countries on the planet

>>69851411
Kek someone pls expand this into a copy pasta.
Aussies should do one like the Boston Irish pasta

MexiCHICANO hahahahahah

he wants to live in trumpland

>>69851412
Where's the next place to kick out the jews, New York

>tfw the Soviet Union was almost completely run by Jews in the 20s-30s
>after Stalin's purges it was nearly all ethnic Russians and other "goyim".

also around the same time when the red panic started and jews in the west became hyper-capitalist.

>>69851452
emirates is hardly a shithole

>>69851452
looks disgusting

>>69851411
Its mostly how they think they have their "own identity" but that just revolves around being lower middle class and british on permanent holiday

>>69851323

Where does he take a shit/piss?

>>69851469
Refuse to believe any Brit can ever be this happy for another nation

Fuck off

>>69851412
>>69851493
WTF u are my favorite posters now
>>69851502
nikita kruschev ruined everything

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>>69851493

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There was once a businessman sitting on a beach.

As he sat, he saw a fisherman and his catch.

The businessman was impressed and asked the fisherman, “How long does it take you to catch so many fish?”

The fisherman replied, “Oh, just a short while.”

“Then why don’t you stay longer at sea and catch even more?” The businessman was astonished.

“This is enough to feed my whole family,” the fisherman said.

The businessman then asked, “So, what do you do for the rest of the day?”

The fisherman replied, “Well, I usually wake up early in the morning, go out to sea and catch a few fish, then go back and play with my kids. In the afternoon, I take a nap with my wife, and evening comes, I join my buddies in the village for a drink — we play guitar, sing and dance throughout the night.”

The businessman offered a suggestion to the fisherman.

"I could help you to become a more successful person. From now on, you should spend more time at sea and try to catch as many fish as possible. When you have saved enough money, you could buy a bigger boat and catch even more fish. Soon you will be able to afford to buy more boats, set up your own company, your own production plant for canned food and distribution network. By then, you will have moved out of this village and you can set up HQ to manage your other branches.”

,"After that, you can live like a king in your own house, and when the time is right, you can go public and float your shares in the Stock Exchange, and you will be rich.”

The fisherman asks, “And after that?”

The businessman says, “After that, you can finally retire, you can move to a house by the fishing village, wake up early in the morning, catch a few fish, then return home to play with kids, have a nice afternoon nap with your wife, and when evening comes, you can join your buddies for a drink, play the guitar, sing and dance throughout the night!”

The fisherman was puzzled, “Isn’t that what I am doing now

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>>69851508
Its amazing you cretin

>>69851547
Shan't

>>69851521
Hope you get lost in the bush

>>69851542
WTF I LOVE GUATEMALA NOW!!!!

>>69851547
nice story

>>69851529
>another nation
You are a colony, not another nation

There literally isnt an Australian Embassy it is the High-Commission.

>>69851542
>lack of contact with locals
I too wouldn't want to be murdered

>>69851548
me with the scarf posing for a photo for my buddies back home in seattle

>>69851547
not
a
word

>>69851529
i'm only happy for australia because it proves the superiority of the british

Are you illiterate? You're making comments about aussies identity as if it bears any fucking resemblence to your country that has never, ever been comparable. They arent. Every single post you make is not only irrelevant, but outright fucking spasticated.

I hope you genuinely do kill yourself, because your genes really do not need to be in the genepool. Not that you'll ever spunk in anything except your left hand.

>>69851562
ty la

>>69851502
Stalin was a Rothschild bastard

Half brother of Mao actually

http://whale.to/c/GIFTING%20THE%20UN%20TO%20STALIN-%20C7-%20Illegitimate%20Rothschild%20Family%20Tree-%2017.7.08.pdf

5 o'clock who up?

>>69851593
FOY

>>69851593
Stop being mexican and give out (You)s

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morning lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMA3x-bc8iM

i lauged for like 5 mins ngl not evne at the nam ethe pig was hilarois

nah i am not an anti-semite.
trotsky and hitler are my heroes

have not had a single flake of snow

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>>69851577
you're a few hundred years off mate
also aussies got such a nice high commision they gave us SHIT in return
Canada as a very nice one too it's literally in trafalgar square

http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1483239704060.webm

the gf (in the states where its legal)

>>69851547
This relies on the fact that the fisherman is somehow incredibly efficient at his job, thereby making him a 'wealthy' individual

Making him a fisherman misdirects the reader into thinking he is a regular fisherman, when in fact he may as well be white-collar

>>69851634
haha murder is hilarious

haven't jacked off since my new domme gf started preparing my meals
and my nipples hurt

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>open mouth wide to eat a digestive
>bottom lip splits

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>>69851607
the evidence is... compelling

>>69851634
nice quality you fucking spacker

never post on this website again

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>>69851588
quite rorkish sentiment there,

>>69851656
you could not pay me to click this link

>>69851656

I would have guessed 13

>>69851653
How? How are they different? How could they feasibly be different? What is Australian?
Its Britain in the sun


Yeah i know, theyre huge-take up the entire building complex- literally some of the best locations in London. Fuck them for having shitty cities

>>69851663
Nah get fucked

started my cut today.

can eat 1800, only ate 1600 and not even hungry.

I wonder if I was just always over-eating do to boredom.

Gonna stop being skinnyfat in a month or two

>>69851663
Not at all it just comes down to what you value in the end

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el MAO was a fucking yale fellow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yale-China_Association

>>69851709
>cut
it's called a diet babes xx

>>69851728
I'm lifting too, but yeah diet is about right. Just makes me sound like a fatter cunt than I am

>>69851703
If it wasn't the Australian embassy it would be the home to some Saudi billionaire lad
You should be grateful there's still some white people in London

>>69851708


>>69851711
The fisherman is perfectly fine to refuse the businessman, but the average fisherman does not have the luxurious life presented in the story

>>69851708
It's good to be satisfied with less, but the story misrepresents that ideal by exhibiting a character who already has an abnormal degree of luxury

the tree of england must be watered withthe blood of CELTS WOGS AND YANKS

*jiggles your man boobs*
haha corrrrr nice set darling haha

>>69851703
Nah rather them than Somalia or whatever

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>tfw no executive german car

>>69851757
see man in a german whip

>>69851745
I'll take the celts and the wogs, but don't dirty the tree with yanks

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MEMER!

>>69851709
keep a daily record

and if possible, round calories up to nearest 50, so you're never going over

>>69851743
You're over analysing what is supposed to be a very simple story to give a very simple moral.

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>>69851547
>when you buy the fishing rights to the coast so that the local fishermen wouldn't dare fish on it lest they violate the NAP and you recreationally nuke them but they still need to eat so they work for you doing 10x the work they did before but you only pay them as much fish as they caught before

>>69851736
Couldve been some public office for civil servants or a gentleman's club

Im alright with it being the Australian Commission
I am not alright with Australians pretending that Australia is completely distinct from britain and that there is some sort of Australian ethnicity

>>69851780
>>69851780
>>69851780

new thread

>>69851792
The tortoise and the hare is a sound story

This is facebook bait

>>69851743
That's literally how people in the third world live and that's primarily why it is third world because nobody ever works they do the absolute bare minimum needed to get by then spend the rest of their time lounging around and partying

Again it comes down to what you value

I'm 1/4th ethnic Australian

>>69851798
they're on the other side of the planet you moron

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MAGA

>>69851548
it looks like they shopped all those people in