/brit/

anime

anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XtDnpXSIPM

anime

anime

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anime

not feeling very good about life leds

may just move to aus for a change of pace

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>>69842808
all over
even online
way easier to get than LSD


fungi study is exploding right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlcKBKJ8uro

recc me a dece film on 'flix, bored out me noggin

200mg of crystallised jenkem straight up the hooter

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any man ever do erasmus

>>69842909
That's a good idea, I hear Austria is nice this time of year

Bad edition

Bad posts

Do-over

>>69842868
there's this girl i know who claims to be christian but im honestly having a hard time believing her. Don't think many young people are christian though, def not enough for it to be a meme

Quick update lads. Still kissless since the last thread.

>>69842909
good idea

doing the same (not to aus though)

>>69842934
yea

>>69842946
Good lad

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>>69842876
>>69842888
>>69842891
>>69842899
>>69842903

>have had sex with multiple girls
>have never held hands intimately

biz idea: mushrooms as a substitute for meat

Fucking hate Danny Dyer. He comes across as some big hard cunt and plays these 'hard man' role in films and show but in reality he's a right old fucking fanny.

>>69842922
fuck I'd better go get a degree in mycology

that sucks man

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgG4qvvJozQ

>>69842934
going this term

just realised there is test valley hampshire and southampton hampshire

that makes sense now

>>69842957
Spent the first 18 years of my life in all-boys schools tbqh.

Having said that, it never seemed to stop the rest of the people in those schools from kissing girls so I really have no excuse except autism lmao

>>69842980
>intimacy
bender

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Man or woman

>>69843012
I am the original vintage Hampshire btw

>>69843012
HAMPSHIRE MENTIONED

>>69843033
>Man or woman
bit of both

>>69842987
he's actually a good actor tho, was great in human traffic

then he decided to typecast himself as a yobo for some reason

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>>69843006
to where

>>69842979
literally the runt anime of /brit/

>>69843061
france

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>tfw 100 years from now we could be living like pic related
Fungus is the future

i've had 4 girlfriends and i never really felt anything for any of them. ironically the one i cared about the most was my first gf who literally a hand me down from my brother who was one of the most popular kids in school and who she fancied so obviously but went out with me instead

>>69842987
Yeah that's exactly why i like him

should have specified, by aus I meant Austin, TX, not australia or austria

thanks for your time

>>69843082
Yeah well hows levitation technology working out for you?

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You're literally gay if you don't like women's feet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btEMOocfnig

anime dnb

>>69843071
ラシード

>>69843020
went to a mixed secondary and did a course with a fairly high proportion of females lmaooo

>>69842814
Stopped involving myself with people that i used to go on benders with, deleted all my contacts. Basically ignored everyone that would try and get me back on it.
I still fancy a line from time to time but you've just got to tell yourself you dont need it and it's pointless at the end of the day.

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>>69843030

I'm sick of sex though, I just want intimacy

did not get 1 (You) last thread
Made about 5 or 6 posts

Fucking hate Christian Bale lads, he's in all these films where he plays Batman but when you meet him in real life he doesn't actually fly around Plymouth dressed as a bat and fighting crime

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been unironically watching these mushroom time-lapse videos for hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6dEyNL3ygI

i've found god lads

>>69843144
it'll be nice for 2 days then you'll feel smothered

>>69843135
went to uni and had classes with girls for the first time and a girl asked me out within 3 months and then i said no hahahah

>>69843082
it'd be sick if people started using fungus as a building material
we would get entire new ecosystems

>have penetrated two different girls vaginas with my penis
>finally over the first girl and suddenly sex doesn't seem like this special magical thing

so glad that wild ride is over lads

>>69843125
more!!

the london girl in this got blacked

coincidence?

>>69843177
haha

FONT

>>69843140
Fair lad
How long did you do it for before stopping?

>>69843127
every generation must have its weeaboos i guess

>>69843164
christian bale was better as dubs man and in equilibrium and the prestige anyway

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Mentioned to a friend I was considering the priesthood and he said I've got the celibacy down already

Ha ... Good banter

>>69843144
cry me a fucking river you normie cunt

the reason coke is so addictive is because you do everything twice as good whilst on it, almost like that drug in harry potter where for an entire day he succeeds in everything he does

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>>69843108
once we figure out how gravity works it might be possible
>>69843188
its already in the works
they talk about it a bit in this vid>>69842922

>>69843242
Lmao

>>69843125
how can tell these are not men's feet

>>69843125
> *BRAP*

aussies love poms really

think they want us to move there desu

>>69843127
unironically a choon tbf

>>69843219
I'm the 22 year old KV lmao

Rooo that was somebody's cue to give me a (You) before I go to bed

Please?

>>69842980
Once met up with a girl, second meeting.

Arrangement was strictly FWB, she was in an open relationship with her bf and I was the consensual 'bit on the side.

Walked up to the shops to have breakfast with her and held her hand on the walk. She told me a past boyfriend wasn't comfortable doing the hand-holding thing for at least (a month?).

She was a cute girl and it was the perfect situation but I fucked that situation up as usual

Enjoying this everyone on /brit/ develops a coke habit arc desu

@69843277
shan't

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i'm a fat british unfunny cunt too, america pls gib tv show

>>69843272
still a normie compared tome 2bh

>>69843129
wut

I met brits(one of them was northern ireland tho) two days in a row
tokyo is occupied by brits

>>69843165
you're my favourite leaf

>>69843274
why don't they fix their faces? they have more than enough money

my cpu/assembly professor thinks biological computers are the next big thing

i mean a protein that can modify rna as it goes is basically a turing machine

>>69843306
Normie brits think hes funny too

>>69843251

I may have passionless sex, but I'm no normie. My friends don't even like me.

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>>69843288
im determined to plumb the depths of drug fuelled depravity

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>>69843125
Fuck off leaf cunt

>>69843308
Unsure how you came to this conclusion.

>>69843223
Casually for about 2 years, Then everyday for 4 years.

>>69843312
Fukuoka is best city
Kyoto is second best

>>69843306
BONG'D

dnb is a load of wank get with the times

>>69843312
Go to Miyajima

>>69843306
>dominate their films
>dominate late night comedy
americucks lol

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>>69842922
>funji

>>69843338
i watched this because it's popular on /a/ and it's terrible

>>69843346
a girl asked you out

also im a 23 yo kv

>>69843333
>I may have sex and friends but I'm not a normie guys
Fucking hang yourself you pathetic "humblebragging" twat

too xannied to wank haha what am i like

>>69843358
because FUKuoka includes fuck?

>>69843351
Crikey lad
I'm not there yet, better stop before I do get there though

>>69843329
he was in gavin and stacey FACT

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>>69843374
fredrica is better am i right

>>69843333
>ooo little prince albert wants his cummies
>ah yes
>now little prince albert wants to feel loved
>wah wah i can't get what i want
NORMBLETRON FUCK OFF ROOOOOO

>>69843374
Would sexually rape Kuroneko desu

would it be giving up on life if I just bought some land and a trailer in a rural area and spent my days chopping wood, drinking beer, and posting on 4chan on a dial up connection

>>69843374
name?

pretty pissed off tbqh im buzzing on the ol 'caine and i'm burning up here i turned the heating off 45 minutes ago and the radiators are still red fucking hot

>>69843362
This desu, all about tech house

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>>69843402
haha yeah boi

>>69843264
>implying a subhuman m*le could ever have feet as soft as those

>>69843401
Well it's not up for debate whether or not he starred in it?

>>69843408
you'd still be miserable

a man needs a community, or maybe I'm wrong.

>>69843321
there's probably not enough bone left, they can either look like that or late roger ebert

>>69843366
never been there

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why is she so perfect, /brit/?

>>69843374
It's popular all over and it's fucking terrible indeed.

>>69843341
>Implying tits and arse are a fetish

Fucking mong

>>69843406
i liked insane-chan the best

>>69843351
>Then everyday for 4 years

do you have a mono-nostril?

>>69843434
you trying to be funny mate?

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>>69843402
>>69843423
hmmm..

>>69843409
oreimo

>>69843326
they likely are
I'm honestly a big fan, there's no reason we need to remain hostile to the earth around us to continue advancing technology.

semi related but this one is a bit creepy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B79Z56vl02A

and here a slime mold finds the shortest path through a maze showing basic computational ability
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czk4xgdhdY4

bumpin new shit by nwa

>>69843435

I'd have a dog and try to find a local church

I know I'd go insane eventually, but I don't think the rat race is for me

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>>69843461
I didn't make the image, but apart from that title it's true, footfags are utter runts

>>69843446
SHE'S NOT EVEN REAL

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>69843423
Hehe

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>>69843442
Definitely go there and take the cable car up, incredible views

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>k-on
>oreimo
/brit/ has shit taste in anime

>>69843400
Hope you do lad.
Best of luck x

>>69843501
she's real in my heart

How does kissing work? Do you just press your lips together? How's that any fun?

>>69843461
actually liking and being sexually attracted to tits and arse means technically means it's a fetish you fucking runt

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>>69843481
delet this

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Northern Irish """"""people""""""

Ah yes, I too consume cocaine ahahah

Where do you fellow users acquired your goods? Preferably names, addresses and phone numbers.

anime and leaf cunts fuck off

>>69843536
Just do your thing

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>>69843446

>>69843564
great post

>>69843546
>PSNI attacking peaceful demonstrators
RUC OUT

>>69843546
me helping the poor lad get his shoe off

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmxtmb1Noyk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo-tg0M6r04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jYLdSt4njg

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>>69843542
>>69843564
no

>>69843475
No didn't have enough money to shovel that much up my nose. One nostril is slightly bigger than the other though. Not to noticeable

>>69843536
Feels good and cozy 2bh
Love grabbing a big handfull of ass when I kiss them

>>69843536
Kissing is quite fun desu

As long as the bitch doesn't slobber all over you

>>69843522
I don't even know which prefecture miyajima locates but thanks, I'll go there during uni student

>>69843606
toru is a runt for not smashing

Any videos of Irish bareknuckle boxers going up against pro boxers?

feels good to be part of the only race that's never been enslaved

the Anglo race

>>69843608
what the fucks the point of doing a relatively small amount of coke every day? i've been doing about 300 quids worth most weekends for a few months but it's just friday and saturday night benders with 3 or 4 grams

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>>69843498
can confirm
i'm a footfag and my other 2 friends are also footfags, one of them posts here
all 3 of us are absolute trainwrecks of human beings
we post pictures of feet in the group chat sometimes

>>69843546
Getting dressed is a community effort for the Irish

>>69843615
>Love grabbing a big handfull of ass when I kiss them
That doesn't sound cozy at all.

>>69843617
This sounds even less cozy.

>>69843646
Pat Mustard has some webms

>>69843657
Ahahah look lads, an American thinks he's Anglo

I'll have a quesadilla and a beer thanks mate

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>>69843628
Hiroshima. Hiroshima (the city) is pretty great too, even if you don't care about the peace memorial and stuff

doing a move to vietnam because i hate white people

why did michael jackson want to be white?

was he truly redpilled?

reckon in a few years we'll have a situation as it were wherein scotland has voted to leave, NI has voted to unite with the south, Wales has voted to Ireland, London has voted to become independent, and then all that's left is england and racist little englanders

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who's your favourite gj-bu?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puDkLFcCZyI

gurl u so extra smdh

just nipping over to El Chapo's cell for a cheeky 8 ball, you guys want anything?

>>69843680
Stop being a little fucking poof mate it's disturbing

not sure if i should drop the gf a message before bed 2bh, not spoken to her since 3pm but don't really have anything to say

>>69843709
Mental to think radios all around the world play music by a crazy paedophile

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imagine actually going on a website made for discussing anime and getting mad when people discuss anime

just finished my last shift of work lads, now ive quit

now traveling for 10 months

VERY happy indeed

>>69843737
Excuse you.

>>69843731
going to start growing fungi now

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squid

>>69843780
I quit my job today aswell
Havent told them, just didnt go in lol

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>>69843763
virgins the lot

imagine being over the age of 18 and still watching anime

absolute disaster

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The white supremacistfu

just took a MASSIVE shit that streched me anal ring out

cannot imagine how being a bottom is pleasurable

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>>69843709

he really had vitiligo. he didn't want to look like a freaky black albino so during his reclusive years between thriller and bad he had his face lifted to look white, cheekbones, chin, nose.

WILEY ALBUM IS ALMOST HERE LADS

GET HYPED
E Y
T P
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How's /GF2017/ coming along lads?

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>>69843804

>>69843709
he died due to xanax and opiates, which are literally blue pills

>>69843809
what film is this from la

>>69843805
lol what are you like

>free willy
>willy wanker
how the fuck did they get away with these

>>69843572
is there a lower half to this image missing?

The thing about cocaine is that when you're fucked everything still feels normal even if you're acting like a mental cunt and then you wake up the next day and realise how mad your night was

>>69843709
>Jew me, sue me, everybody do me
>Kick me, kike me, don't you black or white me.

>>69843816
Stop making sensible posts

>>69843808
i'd never even heard of anime when i was 18

>>69843780
where you going son

>>69843794
you can order psychedelic mushroom spores online or sometimes even buy them in head shops

they are difficult to grow though

>>69843780

don't come to canada unless you are interested in nature/wilderness

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>>69843825

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>>69843851

>>69843858
Alri Mike Lindell

>>69843856
That is the question

>>69843835
Green Room

>>69843823
I talked to a girl today and she smiled at me of her own volition several times, but from what I can tell, I'll only be seeing her for the next 2 weeks.

>>69843858
what are you on about? i don't normally feel like the boss of the world. if you mean the things you do seem totally reasonable when they're not at all then you're right but you definitely don't feel normal

>>69843753
Townshend is a blatant nonce too.

Legendary rock/pop stars can get away with anything.

chinese monkeys

anime people smile too much for my taste

>>69843823

we've agreed on getting wives not gfs you absolute drunkard

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would unironically cuckold myself for her

>>69843918
shag her m8

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>>69843933

>>69843924
Yeah I meant the things you're doing

She wants a man from carlisle

>>69843875
Iran, Turkey, Panama, Costa Rica, Germany, Italy, Jordan, Iraq

>>69843884
Wasn't planning to go to your SHITTY country
(it has nice nature btw)

giving the balls a little tickle

>>69843956
She's a tad chubby.

>>69843974
Rasheed

>>69843974
Bit of a fan of Islam are you mate

business idea: dyson vac for the ballbag

>>69843958
want to squash this horrible little runt under the heel of my steel-capped boots

how do people from devon sound?

>>69843989
More like a tub chubby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwUQlkAUQDI
even tatar culture is YANK'D
reminder that NOTHING is out of the reach of the eternal yank

>>69843673
Normally used to get through a gram a day nothing crazy just something to pass the time on, Always looked at it as a social casual drug. Used to get a md on a weekend since coke is pretty pleb tier for a night out tbqh.

>>69844026
with thin metal rods

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>>69843966
>driving at 110 mph swigging from a bottle of whiskey
>pull into service station to do more cocaine and retrieve my lighter from under the seat
>ask hot girl coming out of starbucks for the time and talk to her and claim my car is breaking down and need to borrow her phone and pretend to call a breakdown company
>seems totally like a normal thing to be doing

>>69843996
>>69843999
hey dont get jealous lads

>>69844030
makes me sad desu

>>69843999
unexpectedly screaming

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milk bokkles?

>>69843823
move to Southern Hemisphere and make weeb friends, hope my engrish will improve

>>69843974
You're going to be kidnapped and raped

what are your deepest darket secrets lads?

>>69844059
dont drive while drunk you fucking mong

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>>69843674
>>69843674
Where do I get friends like this?

>>69844103
I am a kissless virgin

>>69844103
Had a gay experience once

>>69844103
I'm actually travelling to Iran, Turkey, Panama, Costa Rica, Germany, Italy, Jordan and Iraq in the hopes of being kidnapped and raped

>>69844077
hoiler that spog

>>69844103
I have only had sex three times.

>>69844107
he's an absolute piece of shit with no regard for other human beings

>>69843974
wouldn't go to iraq mate, don't think it could possibly be worth it

need a dissident unionist ulster-scots Belfast gf lads

>>69844103
ive sort of fused flashdance with mc hammer shit

>>69844093
>>69844132
>>69844144
thanks for letting me know im getting raped and kidnapped on my travels lads, you could have told me earlier though when i lived in iraq lol x

Need to go sleep

me and the gf
http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1484265983467.webm
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>>69844103

I think the Good Friday Agreement wasn't a good policy decision.

>>69844179
rasheed

>>69844130
same

not a dark secret though, it was shit and confirmed I'm straight

>>69844179
Rasheed

>>69844107
when you've been bashing coke all night long it doesn't matter how much you've been drinking you don't feel drunk at all

>>69844103
my entire bum and crotch area is shaved smooth, every day of the week

>>69844179
well hopefully i'll be kidnapped and raped on my prior stops then

>>69844179
Get out you paki cunt

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might watch Private Life of Plants again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trWzDlRvv1M

>>69844206
Even if you don't feel it you're still not in a reasonable state to drive, your cognitive skills are way off

You're just risking your own life and others desu

>>69844179

either you're ex military who served in iraq or you're talking nonsense

british people can't just "live" in iraq

you guys go so fast :s

>>69844206
what >>69844235 said. Even if you don't feel drunk you're clearly not in your right mind and you're putting everyone at risk. It's mong behaviour.

>>69844255
mexican nigger

>>69844255
land lubber!!

>>69844179
alri' lad, i remember you
we spoke about ISIS and shit during one of the Trump Vs. Hillary debates

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>>69844230
is there a single more aesthetic scientific discipline than botany/mycology? I think not

>>69844247
i'm not british

>>69844282
talked with a lot of people about it desu

>>69844235
>>69844265
sorry officers. when did you lot start post here exactly?

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>>69843974
>listing turkey twice

i'll heem the lot of you

never expected those (yous)

>>69844303
Rasheed

>>69844179
you're iraqi? Idk, your call. Still maybe not the best idea to go to a country that millions of people are trying to leave.

69844322
busco novia en chihuahua tengo mucho dinero y le compro lo que quiera no se aceptan negras gordas o feas

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>>69844300
Marine biology
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paSTsGimYZg

>>69844316
fuck off you dumb cunt, i hope you get a life sentence when you run over someone's mum cos you're a fucking runt who can't control what he puts in his own body.

wouldn't mind being one of those afghan femboys forced to belly dance for the taliban while they get fucked on fermented goats' piss and stuff notes into my undies and make me simulate fellatio on the barrels of their ak47s desu lads

I have a dream lads

will die trying to achieve it

>>69844338
I'm going to Iraqi Kurdistan, it's pretty safe and its tourism is growing

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is the 'dit right?

>>69844316
Nah you're just being a mong mate
You'll end up killing someone else who doesn't deserve to die because you made stupid decisions

I'm all for getting fucked off my nut on coke as I'm only harming myself, but if you drive you are harming others

fucking kurdshits

>>69844316
i drive too you piece of shit i dont want to deal with suicidal maniacs such as yourself

i hope you smash into the central barrier going 110mph and off yourself

why would you go back to Iraq if you managed to escape it once lmao

i've got my granddad's world war 1 service medals in my car. (war medal, victory medal and silver medal "for services rendered"). might get them and take a picture of them for you lads. opinions?

>>69844404
dont care

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You there. Yes, you, the young gentleman on the front row with the red jumper on. I believe you have a question for the panel - something along the lines of, 'checking your digits'?

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>>69844362
marine biology doesn't have nice labs though

>>69844377
>implying that cargo shorts wearing faggot is dating stacey

girl wants to come over but I can't find my sweeping brush fuck sake

Can't sleep

>>69844440
fresh gimmick

need a unionist right wing pale scots gf who yells at me for coming home too late after spending some time in the pub after work

>>69844440
>not having a collapsible one up your sleeve at all times

>>69844396
>>69844389
>>69844368
i've been driving for 8 years and have never even had so much as a scrape you pansies

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>hey yall, yall are british right?
>Ya'll coming to the frat party later?Were turning down coons at the door and daddy bought us a massive mansion to party in

>>69844377
>take your hat off
Reddit is a fucking meme

who should i play as on ck2 lads?
867 start with HIP

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I want to get the gf one of these, but she'll probably think it's weird

>>69844483

nonce twat

>>69844404

best not to leave them in yer car la

chavs could get to them

>>69844471
regardless, dont use public roads while intoxicated you selfish cunt

>>69844471
why is it so difficult to just not drive when you're on coke or drunk? do you have that little self control? pathetic

>>69844483
me and the lads at the IWW are going to come round and kick your asses!

>>69844499
>867 start
shit
start in 1066, only somewhat balanced date

>>69844518
>asking a coke addict if he has self control
Lmao

>>69844507
I want one for myself desu

>>69844399
I'm going to Iraqi Kurdistan

Also Iraq under Abadi is slowly getting better now that Maliki is gone

>>69844483
my parents own a holiday house near kissimmee in florida and i love going to america everyone sucks your dick because of your accent. only thing that pisses me off is i've only been able to drive the last couple of times i've been there car rental for under 25s is fucking ridiculous prices

>>69844471
That's not the point

NEW THREAD WHEN

LET'S GET A MOVE ON PEOPLE

>>69844499
Gotland

I drive my mum's car all the time even though I'm not insured to

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Aj1PDXuMJ8

>>69840737
>>69840737
>>69840737

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might try growing magic mushrooms once I get my own place

>>69844514
lol you probably drive an automatic i'm a better driver fucked out of my mind than you when you're sober XD

>>69844573

absolute madman

>>69844547
do they literally suck your dick?

>>69844598
>>69844598
>>69844598