/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

>>69841803
>Russian intellectuals

>>69841733
Many people get a loan to pay for living expenses if living with parents isn't an option

Also all the unis around here cost more like 10k a year

>>69841803
first for the south

>>69841803
This is such a great idea. Never before in US history has a part of the country tried to secede only to be told by the federal government they're not allowed to.

Good Night My Friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to1xT93IlUI

>>69841879
>tfw the feds won't let Cali secede

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>>69841855
>I'm a Maritimer and we don't actually pay any

explain pls

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>>69841803
>alaska

lmao they all want it so bad

>>69841803
Christmas in Russia celebrates you: fact

>>69841803

>Russian professor

Not impressed tbqh

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>>69841919
maritimes is like canadian appalachia
not much for work
lot of people do some seasonal stuff during the summer and then collect employment insurance during the winter

>>69841912
>cali
Fuck off socal/transplant/CHI.
We'd split right the fuck away from you.

>The most conservative area of the US joining Canada
>Conservative as fuck Idaho and Utah being lumped in with Cali
>Conservative as fuck states being lumped in with Jew York
>Any part of the US ever joining the EU

Stupid as fuck.

>>69841803
>Atlantic America
>Joining European Union
Wew, lad!
Also
>Central NA Republic
>Part of Canada or under Influence of Canada
More like the other way around.

>>69841919
not him, but the maritimes are a "have not" province

basically the idea is as economics shift the other provinces help one another

the problem is some provinces fall into a state of perpetual laziness and continue leeching indefinitely

the maritimes continue to run their government irresponsibly and make no efforts to improve their economic situation, and keep electing left wing leadership that ruins any chance they'd have at economic recovery

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>>69842002
ty

>>69842002
Why hasn't Alberta left yet

>>69842006
Try again negro

>>69842002
>then collect employment insurance during the winter
>not chopping wood
Damn lazy scots honhonhon

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>>69841803
>russian academic

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>>69842002
>198 billion

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Do you feel any sympathy for the natives?

>>69842054
also ty

you're all fucking rude

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>>69842094
no

to be conquer or be conquered is the way of things

>>69842094
no lmao

Fapiss dich, huso.

>>69842075
>Why hasn't Alberta left yet

Their economy is a boom and bust cycle, they have money for a decade or so then lose it when oil prices go back down.

had a cold on new years and now i think i have the flu

just fuck me up senpai

canadian friendos. is there some apple store in Calgary? Where can I find a good deal in some macbook there?

*tells you to shut the fuck up and deal with it*

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>>69842094
>sympathy for a bunch of lazy retards
every regional aboriginals around the world are basically the same nowadays, its amazing

>>69842179
*hugs u*

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>>69842133
>no
>to be conquer or be conquered is the way of things

>>69842202
Dude you aren't supposed to give him a (You)

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>>69842239
>Dude you aren't supposed to give him a (You)

>>69842193
*shoves you*

>>69841919
It's a meme. We are the poorest part of Canada. Lots of seasonal work and alcoholism so people end up on EI (unemployment) during winter, high rates of social assistance (welfare), low incomes mean larger GST/HST returns (quarterly tax returns), and large child tax credits and baby bonuses (free money from government for having kids), lots of nice government iwned subsidised housing (our subsidised homes are very nice, unlike yours that are shit and for minorities) plus we recieve equalisation payments from richer provinces so we can keep up a high standard of living without actually being able to afford it.

Corruption is the norm here too. I don't know anyone who doesn't claim to be separated from their spouse so they can get more government shekels, or anyone on EI that doesn't do some under the table cash work.

>>69842261
Dude you aren't supposed to give him a (You)

>>69842179
>>69842239
>>69842276

fuck off proxy fag

>>69842094
They're taking their land back one casino at a time so I don't really feel bad for them.

>>69842094
yes of course

anyone who doesn't is either an edgy 14 (21) year old or is just subhuman desu. basic empathy is a fundamental aspect of being human

>>69842261
>>69842239
Suh

@69842261
Reee

>>69842054
>the maritimes continue to run their government irresponsibly and make no efforts to improve their economic situation, and keep electing left wing leadership that ruins any chance they'd have at economic recovery

what could they actually do though?
not much fishing, not much resources, kind of isolated for manufacturing, educated people don't want to live

>>69842276
*hugs u harder and asks you to talk about it*

I feel so bad for the goths, they were fucked up by mongolians or something from diseases they werent immune to

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>dishes are done

now i can make mac and cheese

>>69842174
3 apparently

>>69842094
>A bunch of mostly nomadic warlike savages who were fans of torture and mostly had stone age technology.
>Find of torture like putting burning splints under fingernails of captured people.
>Despite the in touch with nature memes they regulations burned the forests undergrowth for easier hunting
>We know a lot about them from trash pits the left everywhere
>Convince retards they were wise, innocent of violence and in harmony with nature
Yeah no, they can fuck off with the victim bullshit. They were overpowered by a more advanced people.

Individually though the're usually no different than other people and do fine in modern society.

>>69842364
Were the goths still around when the mongols came?

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>>69841803
ALASKA IS RIGHTFUL CASCADIAN CLAY

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>>69842294
>Dude you aren't supposed to give him a (You)

>>69842368
Can I come over? I'll bring some roast that I made

>>69842403
>divided California
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>69842397
Seems like you're suffering from a severe case of the pan-aboriginalism fallacy. Certainly some tribes had slaves and vicious customs, but others were quite peaceful. That's why they're called the "First Nations" and not the "First Nation".

>>69842442
I just like hot showers.

>>69842079
Lumber is harvested in the summer and autumn.

Here is a typical New Brunswickers year:

>Jan-Mar
Collect unemployment, work for cash ploughing driveways if you have a plough

>Apr-May
Go fishing/rockweeding

>Jun-Aug
Woodswork, rockweeding, or bluberry harvesting

>Sep-Oct
Woodswork or autumn fishery

>Nov-Dec
Christmas wreath and tree season, seasobal retail, or scallop fishing season

>>69842442
>the only sensations I get which approximate human touch are warm showers, my cozy saxx underwear, and cuddling my pillow at night

>>69842406
ty4du
>>69842428
sure senpai, im out of macaroni noodles so its gonna be penne

>>69842442
;_;

>>69841803
is this professor a 15 year old memer

>>69842364
>>69842398
Huns who are mongorrians

>>69842508
I have some rigatoni

>>69842202
Can't tell if he's getting fatter or not. I thought he was but he looks fat as shit in his old videos.

>>69842331
they tried fracking, but people flipped out and protested, they could sell electricity to other provinces, they could lower corporate tax attracting more businesses

all kinds of incentives they could enact

when fishing ran out they all gave up and it's been like 3 decades now

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>>69842315
>Reee

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>>69842442

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>>69841803
>Russian intellectuals

>you are forced to be a soldier and fight in a war at some point in history
>what war do you pick and why?

>>69842671
guerra del pacifico

why?
BEACUSE WE WON THAT AND CHUPILCA DEL DIABLO

>>69842671
Can it be a future war?

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>>69842671

i'll take a glorious lost cause senpai

>>69842538
im tempted to make it with bowtie pasta because i just like eating little bowties

but they don't hold cheese sauce all that well

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c
Still pinch myself bros

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>>69842094
sure do, real visible minorities like this cheif

>>69842671
Finno-Korean Hyperwar

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>>69842742

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>>69842533
Arr rook same

>>69842505
saxx underwear a shit. that cock pocket feels weird
t. wearing a pair right now

>>69842779
My parents make macaroni by just melting Velveeta and putting it on bowtie noodles. I can't eat bowties anymore

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>when the every female crew member offers to join your space harem but you're too busy fixing the VCR

>>69842696
interesting choice
>>69842741
sure
>>69842742
>fighting in the civil war
that was absolutely horrific senpai. improved firearms mixed with ancient phalanx tactics... horrible
>>69842796
what side?

>>69842474
t. wojak

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>>69842806

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>>69842840
sounds like your parents use velveeta for a lot bro

im so sorry

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>>69842890
>what side?
Like you even need to ask

>>69842921
So am I. I hate Velveeta so fukin much rn

>>69842893
I envoy my isolation.

Grilled cheese sandwich or borscht for dinner?

*heats up spoon*
*ties tournaquette*
*taps forearm*
*injects syringe of diarrhea*

>kind of given up on life and just bet on longshots
>don't really mind
>brother went from high paying job and gf to unemployed and single
>calls my mum everyday and cries

>>69843023
both

dip grilled cheese in the borscht

>>69843023
borscht

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>>69842671
you already know

>>69843028
what happened with your brother???

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Daily reminder to kiss boys

>>69843087
Daily reminder that I <3 u

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>>69843087

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*hoobooboobooboobooboobooboos intensify*

>>69843043
i don't think cheese and bread should be near beet soup

>>69843045
ok

>>69843087
fuck off

>>69842563
if ralph was native he'd be considered sober

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>sneeze in front of boiling pasta water
>accidentally inhale steam when i have to breath in afterwards

WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>69843158
ok

daily reminder to ignore and report faggot/anime posters because it is indeed a rule violation

>>69842671
one of those european-african meme wars where 5000 africans died, and two europeans caught some tropical disease

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>>69842921

>>69843190
Already on it phamalam

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>>69843190

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>>69842671
WWII Jap Front in 1945, getting stationed in Occupied Nipland and fucking prostitutes that you may have personally widowed seems amazing.

>>69842403
Cascadia can take Northern California off of our cold dead bodies.

>>69843087
I bet you kiss girls faggot

>>69843190
why are czechs so based?

i have bought a few things from the CR and they're always a pleasure to deal with

>>69842671
the ongoing one with denmark over the Canadian island

we should just build a lighthouse on it. worked with you yanks.

>>69843058
supervisor switch, gf was a gold digger

How do I gitgud at designing scenery in Planet Coaster?

>>69843258
Sounds good desu

>>69843334
>do I gitgud at designing
study a carrer with ''design'' in its name

>>69842403
I would fight and die for a free Cascadia.

>>69843273
Germano-Slavic master race 2bh

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>>69843417

I would fight and die for a unified AmeriCan

>>69842671
Mexico in WW2

We just sent a squad on vacation to the Phillipines near the end. We didn't lose a single soldier.

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>>69843482
>sending section 8 renters to canadian cities

we know how to deal with them

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>>69843554

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I want

>>69843482
I prefer Canamerica, and not if it means having a monarch and hate speech laws.

>LA now has two NFL teams playing there

How did they manage this burgers? I know little of hand-egg.

>>69842671

Absolutely this.
>>69842806

>you will never get to completely burn down an entire countryside while knowing you are morally in the right to do so

why are americans from different states still living in the same country when it's clear they can't get along?

>>69843620
Yeah, she's fun until you are forced to hang out with her mom's coked-out boyfriend in his trailer.

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>american parenting

>>69843460
i'm a fan of your guns

got meself a vz58

i've also ordered custom pistol grips from czech republic too and some other gun stuff

always a good price, prompt shipping and good customer service

>>69843554
ahhahahhaah holy fuck does anyone have the pic of this with the funny news captions

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>>69843695
We tried to solve that problem before

>>69843695
Because federalism

>>69843724
What happened here f@m

>>69843681

SD didnt want to pay their greedy owner a cent to neglect the chargers stadium mroe than he already is, so they moved to Los Angeles, because the league is such a tightwad for money that theyd do anything to get a aprt of LA's viewership market

which is currently at piss poor levels because nobody even goes to Rams games

Fuck LA, seriously. Same things fucking happening with MLS

>>69843695
>can't get along
people bitch and moan but at the end of the day they don't really hate the other regions that much. It's like NZ and Aus, maybe a bit more extreme

>>69843774
herion overdose. Both parents survived

>>69843774
they bough and inyected heroin with their kid in the back, they didn't die tho

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>>69843814
I genuinely hate people from Idaho so shut up and die

>>69843774
parents OD'd on heroin, left child in the backseat
there's a sad video out there of a little girl screaming and crying over her mom's OD'd body in the middle of a store

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>>69843725
The czech arms industry appreciates your support.
>pistol grips
You got a CZ?

>>69843814
But everyone hates Cali

>>69843888

delet this

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>>69843888
i don't

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>>69843841
>the rage of men when an Idaho alpha claims other state's women as his own

>>69841803
>Atlantic America
No, It will be New England, NY, NJ, East Penn, Maryland and North VA

>>69843863
The only czech gun I own is my vz58, thinking about picking up a skorpion too

The grips I bought were for a beretta 92S

There are a few very nice hand made grip makers in the czech republic that make very nice stuff

>>69843888
'hate' is a really strong word that has lost its severity a bit

I was in pol a few days ago and the dudes hating on Cali there even admitted that deep down they love the most hated American states infinitely more than any other country.

>>69843962
>deep down they love the most hated American states infinitely more than any other country.
Yeah, because they're still American.

>>69843798
wew, will they end up filing for bankruptcy like the Dodgers?

>>69844010

they have to share the same stadium with the Rams. Since LA fans are fairweather as fuck, at least one of them will be moving again within the next 5-10 years

Doyers wont go bankrupt because of Magics bottomless pockets

>>69843962
>even admitted that deep down they love the most hated American states infinitely more than any other country
i dont

i literally hate the south and west coast

>>69844046
what's your state

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>i literally hate the south and west coast

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>i literally hate the south and west coast

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>>69841803
>californian republic
>part of china

>>69843888
This too

>>69843923
Idaho is a shitpost gone wrong

It isn't even funny like Iowa, it's just bad

>>69844040
>they have to share the same stadium with the Rams
In a couple years. For now they got a 30k
MLS stadium to play in with no practice facilities. In Carson, not LA

>>69844046
you 'hate' those regions? are you sure?
I 'hate' the slums in india and africa. I 'hate' deep ocean water. I 'hate' seeing short hair brunette blue eyed qts with other men that aren't me

are you sure you 'hate' those regions

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>>69841803
>Russian professors are literally "best Europe thread"-tier autists.

CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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Reminder some Americans genuinely hate their fellow states and are loyal to their state before their cunt.

>>69844195
oh fuck can someone id the girl from the second pic

>>69843417
Hopefully its die

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>>69844224
>not knowing who that is

Are you Mormon?

>>69844224
Oh come on

>>69844224
a washed up slut

>>69843941
Yep, Strong gun culture. Decent amount of gun owners/enthusiasts and very permissive gun laws by European (and world) standards.
Also a permit for concealed carry is relatively easy to obtain, gun crime rates are just above Canada's.
Pretty solid proofs that anti gun legislation doesn't do shit.

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>>69844195
>canadian opinions

we take pride in our states like your prime minister takes pride in faggots

>>69844195
Texan nationalists are top tier autists

>>69844257
did she ever do a porn parody as milla jovovich?

>>69844298
yeah, after the US I think canada and CR have pretty much the loosest gun laws in the world aside from a few third world places

new zealand isn't too bad either

>>69844299
It's more regional than anything else

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>>69844299
he just goes to pick up chicks

kind of funny he's that approachable, too haram an environment for islamic terrorism

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>>69844297
>>69844272
>>69844257
t-thanks big guys

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>driving with only one foot

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>>69844426

>>69844360
IMO, as long as you don't go UK/AUS tier nanny state with firearms restrictions then you're not in the red.

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it just set in that I got my first job and quit within 3 days
even though it was for another job that pays better I still feel silly

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>>69844512
these always make me kek

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Speaking of GUN

>>69844558
what is wrong with an abdomen recoil rest bar?

>>69841803
I hope he's doing this in his off time. Nobody should be paid for such poor understanding of cultural boundaries.

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>>69844650
I'll give you a gun

>>69844650

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvMxqcgBhWQ

>>69842094
>genocide
yes
>being conquered
no
they were shit flingers, but wiping them out is too far

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>>69844766
ty

>>69844788
It's not a genocide when typhus does 90% of the work

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>>69844558
On some obscure chans there are some shady schematics and guides for fabricating home made guns in restrictive countries.
I imagine if you knew what you were doing it wouldn't be all that difficult.

>>69844799
I bet you don't even own any real guns

>>69842403
Alaska's culture is more similar to western Union/Canada folks than it is to Cascadia; we need to have it.

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wtf I hate New Hampshire now

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>>69844852
I have a 1911 and two Remington .22 rifles

Whatchu got?

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>>69844832
really isnt tbqh
hardest part is getting ammo if you dont have a license

>>69844889
>now

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>>69844195
which state is that?

>>69844898
Just a pistol

My parents own a fuckload of guns tho

>>69844889
That color scheme is fucking with me

>>69844951
Sorry buddy, but Canada's and Mexico's color schemes are more established than ours.

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>>69844947
Texas

>>69844951
Whats the pistol?

>>69844195
>tfw I remember that conversation

>>69844974
tbf our political parties are closer to a liberal/nationalist divide then the social democrat/liberal divide most left-red/right-blue countries have; seeing as nationals are typically depicted as red, this scheme works imo

I'm going to shitpost here, if you don't mind.

>>69844947
Tejas

>>69844981
A 1911 that my dad gave me when I moved here

>tfw never shot a gun

>>69845076
Go to a range

>>69845076
You're missing out.
It's pretty fun.

>>69844046
Then you're a dickhead.

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>>69845066
Nice

>>69845076
hahaha losser

>>69841803
This is how the US would really collapse.
Alaska, Minnesota, and Maine would probably Join Canada. Hawaii would probably go independent, as well as the PNW, California, and Texas.
The plains would probably fracture into tribes named after various models of guns and breeds of corn.
Utah would turn into Deseret with about 100,000 nomads going door to door around the world.
The Midwest and the East coast would stick together, along with most of the south other than Alabama, which would CSA but then fall apart due to being a total shithole.
Idaho would join Cascadia
Colorado would try to join Cascadia but then realize that multiple states are in the way, then suicide rates would spike.
Wyoming would stay the irrelevant shit rectangle that it is.
The Southwest would become a uninhabitable wasteland after the first 48 hours of anarchy causing power outages, turning off ACs and electric fences to keep out javelinas.
Mass. would attempt to nuke the rest of the US for making fun of the NE Patriots, but then be invaded by what's left of the US.
Rhode Island would be rampant with mafia running it all during the period of anarchy, but would quitely join the US after the anarchy ends.

>tfw I'm not a grill

>>69845104
how much should it cost to rent a pistol? I live in a city so I dont think there are rifle ranges

>>69845131
Nice, I like it, submit it to fanfic.com

>>69845162
No idea senpai

>tfw the US will never own Greenland and surround Canada on all three sides
wtf I hate Denmark now

>>69845166
But it's grammatically correct for the most part and there's no Sonic the Hedgehog.

>>69845131
>The Midwest and the East coast would stick together, along with most of the south other than Alabama, which would CSA but then fall apart due to being a total shithole.
hahahahahahahahaha
>Mass. would attempt to nuke the rest of the US for making fun of the NE Patriots, but then be invaded by what's left of the US.
I will lead the charge. They cheated in 2004 and they know it. Fucking spying ball inflating douches

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>>69845131
>Colorado and Cascadia unite and annex Wyoming
>independent Vermont

>>69845204
We almost bought it from them after WW2 but they said no

>the US ever balkanizing
Seriously you spergs, it isn't like the EU

>>69845234
>those asymmetrically arranged stars

triggered

>>69845255
I swear, if Britain and Canada steal it from us like they stole Newfoundland...

Hey guys

>>69845234
Ew. Why would we want a cube shaped tumor made out of horse crap and sister fuckers?

>>69845131
this

>>69845288
this, for better or worse, the US isn't going to get any smaller

>>69845368
is that what wyoming is really like?

>>69845415
No
It's really ranching and suicide

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>>69845293
It's a "natural" arrangement.
>everything here is natural, maaan...
>>69845368
It's mostly uninhabited, it's resource-rich, and a united Colorado/Cascadia would be pretty powerful.

>>69843724
>smack heads
>at least one kid
>fucking ODing
>can still afford an SUV
can someone explain how economics works in Burgerland?

>the position of "Lieutenant Governor" means something completely different in the US and Canada

>>69845449
That too.

Me van a aumentar el sueldo en el jale, que buena onda.

Como no tengo facebook o alguna otra red social lo comparto aqui, si no les importa pues entonces ignorenme.

>>69845475
Heroin has hit white America hard, and is pretty indiscriminate in its tolls on poor and rich white americans alike. Poor trailer people do it, and rich suburbanites do it. Here is a doc from a richer part of the country if you are really interested
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPcG6rMTPrY

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>>69845475
Everything is easy and cheap, but we're all kinda sick.

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>>69841803
>fucking Tennessee and South Carolina joining the EU

>>69845548
>any part of the US other than maybe California joining the EU

>>69845475
a used suv only costs a few thousand, in many places depending on what insurance you buy it can be as cheap as like $50 or less a month

also consider gasoline is about 1/4 the price it is in europe, or 1/2 the price it is here in canada

food and other basic amenities are also ridiculously cheap in the states as well

>>69841803
Kind of resembles how the USA split up in the future of ghost in the shell
IIRC it split into 3 countries in GITS tho, not 4

>>69845583
So there's more money for drugs?

>>69845508
It's also pronounced leff-tenant here, not lew-tenant.

>>69845638
now post IHDI americuck

>>69845537
as long as you're rich don't you just get oxy from a pain specialist, thought you switch when you run out of money/prescription

>>69841803
Would be glad

t. breadbasket state

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>mfw people say T-Swizzle is unattractive

>>69845635
Yes. Drugs are very popular here. I'm smoking a bowl right now.

>>69845638
based autism reports
I love these. Good job to the author

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>>69845638
millions of americans live in abject poverty

>>69845637
Where's the 'f'

>>69845637
>Canadians pronouncing various words British to show they're not Americans

Operation Fix My Sleep Schedule was an utter failure. Now instead of falling asleep at 2am, I fall asleep at 12pm.

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>>69845635
heroin is not a particularly expensive drug either

but yes, america has such a streamlined and efficient production/supply chain that even poor people can afford quite a few luxuries

they do however lack a lot of crisis management type stuff and you're expect to take a lot more responsible for your own safety/health etc.

they don't have as many taxes or regulations for risk mitgation, so if you're not a retard america can be a very productive place to live, if you are a retard it can be too, but if you fuck up the consequences are much worse than they are in a more socialist country

>>69845724
I tried fixing it today
Woke up at 8am then fell asleep on the couch around noon and just woke up

>>69845663
>>69845700
>Canadian damage control

>>69845708
Back in the day the "u" could be written as a "v", hence the mixup that persists in commonwealth countries.

>>69845710
why do yanks always get triggered between the discrepancies in our countries

>>69845685
the DEA and many states clamp down hard now on painkillers because so many have OD'd and died. people get hooked, then the docs cannot write prescriptions anymore, so they turn to the streets

Some evil pieces of shit become doctors then go to poor areas in places like W. Virginia and just dole out painkillers like crazy. Entire towns get addicted and these evil shitheads live in mansions next to the towns they kill cause they make so much off of it

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1sEt3NjHNA

>>69845764
Why are you such a fukin nerd lol

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Me on the left
Bae on the right

>>69845764
Because you're our uncanny valley t'bh

>>69845288
> Not seeing OP and >>69845131 as shitposts
Welcome to the North America General, or /cum/. While /cum/ was chosen for its humor, it stands for Canada, US, Mexico. Here posts typically are low effort, and the high effort ones are typically fun but pointless jokes. These are called "shitposts". /cum/ has a slightly different culture to the rest of /int/. Many would see a resemblance to /b/ in 2007 but not as foul or low intelligent. We hope you enjoy your stay here, newfriend.

>>69845751
Same. I was so close, then I fell asleep for two hours and can't fall asleep at night.

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>>69845789
I want a kgf so bad bros

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>>69842075
>red state wants to force the biggest state to stay in the union so he can keep sucking off california's teet

welfare queen

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Are there smart people with a Southern accent? Or do they lose it when they become smart like Stephen Colbert?

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>>69845808
Now this is an autismpost

>>69845638
>pennsylvania not extremely high
reeeeee

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>Stephen Colbert
>smart

>>69845829
That's the exact opposite of what I said you fucking cretin

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>>69845789
>>69845820

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>>69845831
we drop the accent around yankees and foreigners so you dont hassle us

and the accent is stronger around family

>>69845844
desu we have some poor-ass people living in the middle of the state. I can drive just 30 minutes in any direction from state college and I'll hit struggling hillbillies

>>69845850
who are you quoting

>>69845829
Conway is a bro, stop making our city look bad.

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When can the US go back to isolationism so the world will stop hating us?

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>>69845831
>smart like Stephen Colbert?

>>69845831
jeff sessions

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>>69845854
I dont follow the manufactured drama in kpop
I just like cute Korean girls

>>69845807
>>69845785
when im in the states im always so aware of how suburban everything feels

i hate being in places that were built after ww2 they're aesthetic wastelands

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>>69845700
>Poland

>>69845877
I want to be isolated but I don't want our friends to get fucked up. It's really hard, you know?

You sort of have to accept people will hate us either way. If we totally withdraw and China/Russia decide to fill the vacuum, the countries we left will be pissed at us. It's a lose lose

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>>69845894
>racist and sexist hillbilly
>smart

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>>69845898
American pre-WW2 urban housing stock is fairly based, but yeah I see.

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>>69845863
>we drop the accent around yankees and foreigners so you dont hassle us
I don't even realize it when I'm doing it. What is this bullshit Yankee magic

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>>69845928
>racism and sexism
>not smart

>>69845923
What about those that take advantage of the US?

We should just go back to only being concerned with our neck of the woods

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>>69845836
>Not seeing it a a backhanded shitpost.
Welcome to the North America General, or /cum/. While /cum/ was chosen for its humor, it stands for Canada, US, Mexico. Here posts typically are low effort, and the high effort ones are typically fun but pointless jokes. These are called "shitposts". /cum/ has a slightly different culture to the rest of /int/. Many would see a resemblance to /b/ in 2007 but not as foul or low intelligent. We hope you enjoy your stay here, newfriend.

>>69845877
Unfortunately never because our first nationalist candidate in forever is from the meme wing of it so he's going to flop hard and forever discredit it making it impossible to get a proper left wing nationalist government.

The nation will continue to crumble, but the rural parts will come first; when the cities finally have their turn, they won't have us to warn them.

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>>69845928
smart enough to make it onto trumps cabinet

yet here you are shitposting on an incan quipu porn forum

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Modern day grandparents must be so confused trying to connect with their grandkids
I can barely talk to my parents because of the generational gap, cant imagine what it'd be like if I had grandparents

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>type out long well thought out response
>no one reads it

>>69844257

Sauce on the aircraft in the background.

>>69845928
>sexist
Have they already started on that? I thought they were sticking with the voter fraud bullshit

>>69845928
Yes, more intelligent and successful than you for starters

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>>69842082
gib

>>69845974
Link post. I'll give it a glance. I'm in a giving mood today.

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This is incomplete, but I've been working on this autismap for a while. It's HDI by US County.

Dark Green: HDI >= .950
Green: .900 < HDI < .950
Yellow: .850 < HDI < .900

>>69845960
its so they won't talk to you like your stupid

which they're prone to do

although i work with a legitimate hillbilly from the middle of the ozarks and i've never heard anyone so country in my life

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>>69845992
That's what you think
I'm the head of a very successful company and am rich beyong what you plebs can even imagine

>>69845863
I noticed that several of my professors, who were from the deep south, had no noticeable accents at all. Some people said they spoke a few words funny, but besides that I couldn't tell the difference

plus they were all super hot women. I need to go to the south dude your women are very pretty

>>69845967
Yeah, America first def. But I think we owe it to at least protect our very close cultural brothers in the anglosphere

>>69845981
I believe it's a FAMAS

>>69846003
Seems like a lot of work