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not all Muslims edition
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Programming arguments on /brit/ and 4chan in general make me cringe so much
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pirates.........
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>>69840709
rip oats pig
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*walks toward you*
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Imagine actually thinking religion is the problem

Let in a load of 3rd worlders who are Anglicans and they'll still be criminals who kill and rape at a much higher rate than Brits do
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c/c++ will be irrelevant in ten years
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>two leaf threads
Not a fan at all
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mexican comes to /brit/, starts posting and not replying, gets autism. Sad!
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>>69840709
not sure what this is trying to convey
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>>69840778
>kill and rape at a much higher rate than Brits do

Would take a lot to catch up with the mass genocides committed by Britain.
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>>69840785
me irl
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>>69840744
same

i'd rather have anime arguments more on here
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>>69840778
it's half the problem, 'sheed
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>>69840785
looks a bit like wojak
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>>69840778
disagree
christian Arabs come from the same area and culture yet are leagues beyond their Muslims cousins

Christian Africans are friendly cheerful blokes who try to do their best even if they are a bit rough around the edges, Muslim Africans are basically animals.
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Okay guys, I know this one is a hot button issue but I'm going to say it anyway. I'm now convinced there were no planes on 9/11.

The aeronautical engineers, not the truthers, provide the smoking gun that eliminates the possibility of the plane impacts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNmpvlaAMfA
There simply isn't any way to engineer an aircraft of that size, that can travel over 500 mph in the atmospheric conditions present under 1,000 feet.
Not even piloted 747 drones could handle the drag.
It's simply not possible that the images you saw on television, existed in the physical world.

And the thing that really seals the deal for me personally? Why risk it? There is so much that could go wrong in the coordination of plane impacts and controlled demolition.

Do people really remember seeing the planes on that day? Or is the power of suggestion coupled with (at the time) convincing footage of the impacts enough to power the delusion?

Rewatching the plane impacts today looks like watching a bad cgi film. The planes literally disappear into the buildings. It's a joke.

We mostly agree that no planes crashed at the Pentagon and Shanksville. Extrapolate further. No planes crashed on 9/11.
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>>69840785
could he look more male
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Have you ever met someone with an insufferable laugh?
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ah yes, America
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nice u guys are talking about hacking stuff
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>>69840737

worst OP I've ever seen
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What did Joe Biden do?
I've seen five people share 3 articles about him getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom
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>>69840831
Beyond retarded
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>>69840864
dost thou wish to get cyberheemed?
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i would vote labour if they promised to lower the price of cocaine so the average man could afford more than a few grams a week
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>>69840808
critique of Islam.
a Muslim thinks that eating pork is worse than killing a bunch of people to further the cause.
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@69840833
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>>69840873
Solved the Israel palestine crisis. its all over lads.

good work biden
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>>69840831
Ah yes, Christian africans who have huge armies of child soldiers, employ slaves in diamond mines and lynch gay people. Such fine folk.
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>>69840855
i hate my laugh desu
it's literally "ah huh huh"
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C-C-///+4 is a secret code used by the GCHQ
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>>69840877
proof him wrong
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>>69840873
raped their kids. they can't do anything about it though because they offered
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>>69840861
>classmate refuses to give up his chicky nuggies
Good lad.
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>>69840899
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>>69840833
It is possible
I can't remember the particular incident, but there was a plane that crashed years before 9/11 and it got to near supersonic speeds as it nosedived from 35,000 feet
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>>69840914
good boys, Africa has a very real ground war between Muslims and Christians, gotta do what they can to fight and win.
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>>69840831
You're full of shit.
Christian Africans are the worst. EAT DA POOPOO tier niggers.

Christian Arabs are bro-tier and they're my brothers no matter what.
But that's because most of them don't identify with the nigger form of European Christianity. Fucking Whites. Stealing Middle Eastern religion and making that shit into pure cancer.
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>>69840744
>>69840833
>>69840855
>>69840888
>>69840877
>>69840899
>all these dubs already
/brit/ truly is blessed
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mexico
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>>69840929
Look it up yaself wop twat
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-he is a tripfag and use the n-word
hahahahaaha
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>>69840916
If something really tickles me, my laugh comes off as if someone's reading it. Literally just big booming "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA"s.
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>>69840963
The edge on this one.
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>>69840966
(((Emirati)))
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saw the girl in my software development group staring at me three (3) times today, in succession. i look over at her and she was staring at me, saw she was still looking at me in the corner of my eye so i looked again, and then again all over a few seconds. she's married though
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>>69840966
Ah yes, the ever rare, Rorkesheed.

Feels good to finally see one
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>>69840963
>genuinely thinks they're fighting muslims

>implying it's not just regional beef between local warlords who pick on weak and defenseless children in order to muster armies to gain control and resources
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>>69840966
>Stealing

Got forced on us by swarthy fucking invaders from shitaly
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>>69840833
Ah yes
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>>69840986
you're a fucking white male
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>>69841007
absolutely atrocious post this one
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future is pretty bleak lads

we have the potential to blow the earth apart, no way we'll colonise space before that happens
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the mexican poster
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>>69840996
>denying the reality of the situation
>implying doing nasty things to an enemy is bad because it makes you "just as bad as them"

literally "if you fight they win" mentality.
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Why aren't you doing roids /brit/? A cheat code in life to look significantly better with significantly less work.

you dont even have to get massive on them
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qMFBqCeAc8


Not bad
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>>69840985
>educate yourself shitlord
ah yes
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>>69840810
woke af post tb.h
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>>69841017
By shitalians and by the Carolingians
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Got scabies again lads
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the "g"f
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the sesh
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>>69841067
cos you have to keep doing them. if i could just do them for a little bit, look better then stop and keep the muscle i'd be all over it. but you can't. plus it looks like a lot of effort.
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ah yes, now post toot
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>>69840778
Very true lad. The religion is part of it though - we don't want a fucking foreign culture thinking they are entitled to live here. They're not.

>>69840810
Seriously just fuck off to Saudi Arabia you fucking dickless faggot

>>69840831
There might be some truth to this too. Religion isn't all of it but I think it's part of it. For one thing Christianity is the religion of the superior Europeans. Thus it is imbued with values of co-operation, honesty, forgiveness, which Islam doesn't have because it was invented by desert monkeys.
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question time solihull bbc1 now lads
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>>69841067
expensive and completely shuts off your natural test levels so you have to keep buying it
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i DO NOT like islam
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>>69841026
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>>69841148
rorke
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>>69841138
"orientals" have always been faggy barbarians
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the toot poster
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doing a poo
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going to bed lads night
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oh yes
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>>69841148
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£30 off my overdraft limit to last me 10 days haha
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>>69841146
testosterone is cheap as fuck
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>3g is faster than internet at home
>house is hooked up to the exchange so no fibre
>m-muh northern powerhouse
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what your mum say if she found you dead from a drugs overdose
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uuhh yes
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>>69841138
>honesty and forgiveness
i'll give you that

muzzies are good at welfare and helping each other though. interest being illegal, favours from the state etc.
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oh no
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>>69841245
yeah okay dickhead
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>>69841268
My worst fear is dying and my parents finding my drugs stash
They'd have a mare
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>>69841268
would be her fault and she'd go to jail.

She's a junkie and I used to steal her shit, but she's on heroin now so i dont fuck with it
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>>69840810
'sheed
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Lads, I've just learned that Emma Watson had a cast made of her bum in Harry Potter. Out there, somewhere, exists a means by which one could create a millimeter perfect replica of Emma Watson's arse to shag.
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how do i go about acquiring one of these autistic, mentally stunted, socially inhibited gfs?
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>>69841257
i live in sheffield and my internet is like 90 mbps it's absolutely fucking ridiculously fast
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she is an attention whore
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>>69840831
Christian Arabs are often upper-class/ wealthier due to the nature of European interaction there (the French in Lebanon for example) and leave because they're forced out not because they're dirt poor
African Christians are insane
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Would you lads?
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>>69841319
is this patrick joseph watson
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ah yes, the mexifat appears. stand by for 8 hours of mindless nonsensical bollocks that everyone ignores. time to sleep.
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the sorry state of eliza orbiters
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>>69841351
yes
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>>69841355
the mexican poster is the greatest jf to ever grace this general
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>>69841313
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>>69841379
kill yourself fucking scumbag
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>>69841355
t. braindead normie who would rather we all talked about gfs and the x factor
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>>69841148
Nobody does

>>69841165
I don't really have as much of a problem with them as I do with muzzies

>>69841282
Whatever they are good or not good at though, I don't care, I don't want them here, because they're not British and they never will be.

European migration I could perhaps tolerate, if they integrate properly, but everybody else can fuck off.
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:-)
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>>69841354
no but i do like him tbqh. he hates ethnics and doesn't afraid of anything
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at least rose is interesting and clever and has a shower at least once a week
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>>69841045
Africas children are not our enemies
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>>69841383
she's mental
there's a decent vid of her on xvideos though
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stuttery little mong
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>>69841391
pirate
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>>69841313
bit too /brit tbqh
dont want to bring the 'tism into real life
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>>69841427
post it
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>>69841427
link
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mum just gave me a box of victoria biscuits she got for christmas but didn't want
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>>69841436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-pUjQyRAW4
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Is the idea that London is too expensive to live in just a silly meme lads? I worked out that even with a runt-tier salary of £25k, you'd still bring in £400p/w after tax and student loan repayments. Even if you spend £200p/w on rent (and it's easy to find houseshares for cheaper), you've still got £200p/w to spend for groceries, transport, and social life.

Are the """poor""" people the ones who think they have an Allah-given right to drink five pints every night and eat out twice a week, and say that they live in poverty if they can't afford it? I'd go so far as to say it's impossible to be poor in the UK unless you choose to be.
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>>69841427
isn't her
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need companionship in my life
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>>69841464
crease
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>>69841402
this post smells of brit/pol/

no way did i just get a fucking greggs sign in a captcha
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just realised the only thing i've eaten over the last couple of days is a packet of milk choc digestives
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>>69841462
povvo-tier present
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Just got 10 (you)'s in /agdq/
Absolutely chuffed to bits
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>>69841473
It's too expensive for NEETs and minimum wage povvos
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>>69840963
Maybe in the west and east but central/south is mostly Christian and predominately fucked, also where all the aids is concentrated
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>>69841449
>>69841454
http://www.xvideos.com/video21458625/evalion
>>69841477
it's well her mate
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg6tUve1EZ0

hardcore
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>>69841473
And where's your savings for a house deposit coming from or do you plan on paying off someone else's mortgage for the rest of your life
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>>69841518
wish it was
doesn't even look like her mate
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>>69841023
Is this what "Battery Park" is for?
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one day...
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Do not appreciate the thought of mistaking a trap for a woman and then engaging in x-rated activities with it
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>>69841518
not her
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>>69841518
>Tagged: white, canadian
stopped watching there
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getting that friday feeling
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ah yes, the liberal commentariat
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>tfw no thick as mince chav gf
https://youtu.be/MrKdZumLkPg
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>>69841610
Please be the Caribbean
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>69841641
remember when liberals said that bush was a warmonger and trashed conservatives for wanting war................now liberals want nuclear war against russia
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>>69841671
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2595213/youtube-star-chicken-connoisseurs-pengest-munch-sidekick-unmasked-as-a-violent-paedophile-who-groped-a-school-girl-and-tortured-a-disabled-man/

'owling
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>>69841717
:(((((
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wouldn't it be cool if there was some way we could be in the same room as each other somehow? i'd gladly swap some cocaine for valium or xanax right now
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>>69841718
how the mighty fall
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>>69841718
>sidekick
bonkaz is only in ep 10 though
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gonna have a fucking massive lie in tomoz
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>>69841688
look mate, we /brit/posters have a give-and-take kind of relationship
you take our (you)s, but you never give them out
i'm going to have to ask you to leave if this carries on lad, it's not fair on everyone else
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>>69841743
I'm not because I have work hahahaha
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Don't really feel like wanking but I'm gonna do it anyway
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>>69841718
THAD, NOT AGAIN!
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:-(
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>>69841718
Hmm a black person with a criminal record, very unexpected
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i start work at transport for london next week lmao. gonna start cracking down on you little runts who think you have some god given right to drive in the greatest city in the world
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3 hour stream from the day before she topped herself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNB8lP26Dng
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>horny
>find escort online
>tells me where she lives
>kind of know it
>get there
>rough as fuck, shithole
>full of pakis and foreigners
>get to her house
>like a bombsite
>she's a gypsy
>has a black tooth
>other than that face is ok
>body is nice
>fucking her
>tell her to get on her hands on knees
>fucking her from the back
>keep getting whiffs of her arsehole and fanny
>smells so bad
>eventually cum and gtfo

Got to be careful with these gypsies, man.
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>>69841688
give me my (You) back
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>and was ordered to sign the sex offenders register

What happens if you refuse

Can you just go like "nah sorry I was absent from being a sex offender"
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just tried to phonepost an the network was banned for posting CP haha
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>>69841501
Yes I go on /pol/ a lot, what of it?
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>>69841550
Fair comment and I'd agree with you that house prices all over the country are criminal, but the point still stands that, in terms of day-to-day living, the only people who are poor are people with absolutely no self-discipline.
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>>69841826
>god given right to drive in the greatest city in the world

well they do pay congestion charge
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>>69841850
next time just have a wank
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>>69841881
rorke
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>>69841653
what a prick
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>>69841850

>not looking at it on Google Streetview beforehand
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so lads if i feel like bullshitting a single part of my CV is there any reason I shouldn't just BS the whole thing
there's no way i could be earnest about wanting to toil for some other dickhead's bank account for longer than a month at max
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been offered a insurance sales job 16k + commission I'm 20

should I do it? I'm unemployed
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82B3E3F, lads
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ow my freakin ears
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>>69841887
Yeah I agree it's doable, but you're just existing at that kind of salary, living pay cheque to pay cheque and not having money to do anything nice

I grew up in London and I moved away because I couldn't justify the costs of living on my own money there, maybe when the 'rents die and I get half of their 750k house that they bought for 300k I'll move back, fucking baby boomers
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>>69841934
Depends if the company has a thorough vetting process or not
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>>69841979
what do i do with these letters and numbers?

t. me, circa 2010
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>>69841978
Grim but take it if you actually want a job
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>>69841978
why the fuck not? i was NEET for 3 years and getting a job was revelation. no idea how i lived with no car and money before
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>£7 an hour for marking kumon work

p good tbqh
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>>69841980
windu could have killed him easily

so ultimately the rise of the empire is all his fault, tit
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>>69841978
Absolute Deano-level job, but if you've got no other options then I guess it's better than nothing.
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>motherless
runt porn
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>>69841978
no
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>>69841978
Try it for a month or two and see how it goes 2bh
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>>69842072
>Deano-level job

What does this mean
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>>69841978
i make 24 k a year and live my parents and pay 0 for food or rent, they pay for my car etc too. i live like a fucking king
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>>69842109
He means it's a normie working class job
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>>69842113
FOB
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>>69842086
hmm what's non-runt porn then?

4k interracial porn torrented at 2MB/s?
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>>69841979
Not my cup of tea
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got fuck all seeds on this torrent, it's going at 40kb/s and it's on 80%
for fucks sake, i just want a wank, but i have to wait another 30 minutes
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>>69842017
Well it might be my reality soon (depending on how my job interview goes), and I'd hope to save at least £100p/w with that salary. Do that for a few years and you've got £15k savings. Won't be the richest bloke in the world, but it's not bad. Would much prefer to be outside London though, horrible place for horrible people.
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>>69842113
You should at least offer to pay a small amount of rent to them to show your gratitude desu
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on the so called xanax
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>>69842122
I would say its more lower middle, although socially there is little difference
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>>69842113
what job
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>>69842158
forgot what this post says
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ahh no, america's best ally is striking syria again
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>>69842142
Yeah going back there this Christmas after being away for a year made me despise the place

The city is filled with stuck up fake cunts
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so i did some cocaine and now i'm buzzing tits and it's thursday night and i've got work tomorrow. can't even not go in because i'm getting transferred to another department on monday and i've got a big meeting about it tommorow lmao. what AM i like
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>>69842192
haha u fiend
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>>69842192
I did this every night for over a month
Clear your nostrils out and get ready for bed, deal with it
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>>69842158
>tfw tolerance due to abuse

could drop 10mg and just be a bit wonky
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Shouldn't you wagies be getting to bed? got to be up early to help Mr Shekelberg buy his wife a new car.
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>>69842148
the fuck would be the point of paying them rent when they pay my car insurance and all that shit
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>>69842127
yes
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>>69842122
>>69842169
The sort of job that would have been working class in the past, but with increasing automation and manufacturing abroad has disappeared from the economy. These Deanos end up in some sort of sales or marketing role, do their Monday-Friday 9-5 for about £18k plus commission, then spend the weekend playing FIFA and hanging out with the lads. Common Deano antics also involve buying a BMW or Mercedes that you can't really afford, because it makes you look cool.

t. closer to being Deano than I'd like to admit
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my dad is literally the groundskeeper for the estate of a local Lord
who here /country life/
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>>69842240
I only sleep 3 hours per night tbqh.
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>>69842248
You really should be paying for your own car at least desu
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>>69842234

any withdrawals

i'm getting horrible panic attacks
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>>69842266
That is a pretty comfy job
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>tfw cold willy
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>>69842192
cokeheads are literally the worst
2 of my friends are both in 1K+ debt each because they can't lay off the shite, i've lent them both money to help pay it off, they said they'll pay me back in a week (tomorrow), but i know i won't see a fucking penny off either of them for a few months.
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>>69842308
my mouth is warm x
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>tfw no qt French gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wiMlF5TJoQ
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>tfw steaming hot mouth
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>>69842321
Why'd you lend them money then
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>>69842283
sorry why don't you take it up with my parents i'm sure they'd LOVE to hear what you think
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leds I would starting heading innawoods soon

things are about to kick off vis a vis the whole trump inauguration/imminent war with russia
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>>69842192
utter melt
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>>69842266
Which estate?One of the really big and beautiful ones?
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kill yourselves fucking scumbags
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>>69842352
I'll be on the phone to your mum first thing tomorrow morning
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>snorting filthy coke that came into the country by marinating in a cubans arsehole
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>>69842360
Lord Craven's
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what happened to that shortlived wet hair gimmick? quite liked that one
>>
miss her
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>>69842230
i know but as soon as i feel it wearing off i've got to have some more it's just the way it is. sometimes my heart races so fast i think im gonnja die
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>>69842288
stash of 2k pills came the other week so no

it's ridiculous, can't live without them but they are crippling me financially. GP knows I buy this shit online and is trying to work out a taper plan

fuck benzos lad
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>>69842266

if it's not in North Yorkshire or Aberdeenshire I'm not impressed
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>>69842192
Used it everyday for 2 years, At the end of the day is it really worth doing?
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>>69842308
Mine too
>>69842330
>>69842345
Gay
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>>69842348
becuase they're my friends and i didn't know they were in so much debt, because they didn't tell me how much exactly
can't be arsed with them anymore desu
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What's doing coke like? Never done it before but want to try it.
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>>69842360
nah it's not a massive one, just one of the local ones in my area. Definitely beautiful though, and very large. He's a self-employed gardener, and they hire him as a groundskeeper
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>>69842240
haha jokes on you I'm on a zero hour contract with no work tomorrow haha I might actually starve to death haha
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Watching I daniel blake

based DWP
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>>69842396
How much does 2k pills even cost?
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>>69842434
makes you feel good and want to talk shit

doesn't last long though
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>>69840744
Why are brits so brown?
Are they Pakis?
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>>69842431
>1k
>so much debt
Are you like 16
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>>69842434
sense of well-being (enhanced lucidity, sense of inner peace)
mental and physical stimulation
increase in associative and creative thinking
increased awareness and appreciation of music
increased awareness of senses (taste, smell, touch, hearing, vision)
increased tactile sensation
visual patterning, closed and open eye visuals
insight into personal issues
profound life-changing spiritual experiences
general change in consciousness (as with most psychoactives)
pupil dilation
confusion, difficulty concentrating, and/or scrambled thoughts
change in perception of time
slight increase in body temperature
slight increase in heart rate
muscle tension and aching
jaw tension
increased perspiration
gastrointestinal discomfort, nausea and vomiting
dizziness, confusion
over-awareness & over-sensitization to music and noise
paranoia, fear
unwanted life-changing spiritual experiences
possible difficulty integrating experiences
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lads can we talk about fungi again
i just got back and saw the motherboard documentary posted in the last thread
anyone here ever tried growing mushrooms?
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might take half a xanny or vally with some alcohol for a bit of an added buzz, probably wont take more though, in fact never took any

should I avoid them all together lads?
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>>69842463
I mentioned that earlier

You watching it because of me or is it just a coincidence
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>>69842373
A lad I used to know apparently goes around shoving drugs up his arse because he gets off on sneaking it past security.
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doing a read
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>>69840744
better not go on /g/ then
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>>69842494
>not taping it under your ballbag
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>>69842491

reckon that may end yer life laddie
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>>69842529
same here la
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el haitiANO
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looks like the snow has turned into sleet outside lad

very bad this
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>>69842476
nah, i'm 20
it is a lot when they spend their entire paycheck on weed/alcohol/coke as soon as they get it and can't pay off their debts
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>>69842465
about a grand.
>>
safety
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>>69842470
which is why u buy like 3 or 4 grams so you can be up until 11 am
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>>69842489
no but I go hunt for them to eat sometimes
I'm a big fan of pushing fungi as a good alternative to meat that actually tastes good unlike soy

personally I love fried morels and puffball steaks
>>
endurance
>>
>>69842437
Name?
>>
>>69842553
Got about .5cm of snow, then it went to sleet and turned the snow into slush
Then it went to hail and now it's rain

Marvellous
>>
>>69842578
how do you learn about this stuff? are there any books or anything you've read? I see mushrooms growing all over the place in the forest and i want to know what i can eat
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>weatherman said there'd be snow in my area today
>not a flake of snow
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>>69842392
I know the feeling mate, always dread stopping because I don't want it to end

Fight the cravings
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>>69842566
>3 or 4 grams in a night

that's some shitty coke m8
>>
>>69842493
nah i just saw it was available on 123movies

ken roach has no fucking clue about poverty lol
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>>69842610
get a mushroom pocket guide

warning lots of mushrooms will fuck you up so inspect them and prepare them properly
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still haven't spent any of it because i have no life and never leave the house for anything other than work
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>>69842578
>I'm a big fan of pushing fungi as a good alternative to meat that actually tastes good unlike soy
Quorn is basically that innit
>>
>>69842628
not really if you're snorting it for 13 hours straight you fucking amateur
>>
>>69842597
why do you want to know la
>>
>>69842434
Abused it for a long time. Had a break down. Half arsed a 'cide attempt. Left me pretty paranoid and depressed.
t. 6 months clean addict
>>
stop complaining about the precipitation you absolute spanners
>>
>this runt on question time trying to tell us that everyone wants high migration
>>
>>69842657
If you had actual good coke you could be doing matchstick lines and still be getting fucked
>>
>>69842653
yeah quorn is that but it also uses some soy and some milk stuff as a binding agent
>>
>>69842645
save it so you one day can buy a nicer car or a nicer home
>>
>>69842668
did you ever smoke crack? i did it quite a few times when i was 21/22. it's so fucking intense but it gave me really bad chest pains
>>
>>69842668

alri russell brand
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>>69842704
Good goy
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>>69842610
idk I just read online mostly
plus my grandpa loves to collect mushrooms and taught me about which ones were good to eat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us79TMh5Dkk


I think fungi are just really interesting, they have gotten far less attention than even plants have by the scientific community but recently at least there has been a huge boom in study.
I'm also a big fan of mushrooms as psychedelics and their effects on the mind/body.
>>
What are christian girls like in UK?
>>
lads if you had to choose one of the following subject areas to masters in what would it be:
-Nuclear Engineering
-Mechatronics
-Nano Technology
-Applied Mathematics
>>
>>69842665
Want to see what it looks like la
>>
>>69842751
None of the above
>>
>>69842751
Media Studies xxx
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wideboy
i
d
e
b
o
y
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>>69842751
memes
>>
>>69842749
Don't really exist tb h

Church is full of old people
>>
>>69842751
Mechatronics 2bh
>>
>>69842751
None because I'm a brainlet
>>
>>69842729
...or give it to your local skinhead gang
>>
Just remembered I'm a 22 year old kissless virgin lmao
>>
>>69842751
applied mathematics
>>
>>69842731
>I'm also a big fan of mushrooms as psychedelics and their effects on the mind/body
this was the next thing i was going to ask about. Was going to ask a mate if he wanted to try some, anything i should know before i do so?
>>
>>69842751

none of the above
>>
>>69842731
I've done LSD but never mushrooms.

Where do you find people who sell mushrooms?
>>
>>69842751
Nuclear engineering desu
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nothing rorke about hating islam
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>>69842668
How did you stop lad
I need to know
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>>69842653
sort of but not entirely
there are better alternatives in the works

I'd also like to see pure mushroom dishes rather than disguised as meat.

mushrooms are really beautiful, too bad many people are grossed out by them
>>
>>69842720
No had a few """"""friends"""""" that did though.
M-CAT Fet and Coke is the only drugs i was on.
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>>69842795
>kissless

literally how though
>>
>>69842795
have always appreciated this gimmick
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>>69842643
cockona mentioned
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>>69842751
Applied maths
t. autismo
>>
>>69842771
Lee's Court is the name of the estate
>>
>>69842645
good lad
>>
>>69842782
Isn'r christianity the new big meme ideology among the youth?
>>
>>69842795
How have you not kissed a girl? Explain
>>
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there a girls having sex at 12 and having children

what's your excuse?
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>>69842578
what the fuck is that
>>
>>69842833
>>69842871
>don't touch your lips to a girls lips
It's really easy lads. I'd wager you're doing it right now.

>>69842839
haha yeah gimmick haha
>>
>>69842871
>>69842833
reeeeeee
>>
>>69841402
Dumb post
>>
>>69842795
Same lol, god I'm lonely
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>>69842818
Not a fan of cooked mushrooms desu, taste, texture and smell.
Okay with raw ones tho, and I haven't really tasted much outside of the standard stuff you'd get at the supermarket for some years
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>>69842818
Are you the same as ant leaf?
>>
>>69842897
yeah i understand how it's possible to not be doing it in all moments but in 22 years? cannot comprehend
>>
>>69842884
i'm not a slag
>>
Feel like I have to wank every night in order to fall asleep even if I don't want to wank desu
>>
>>69843054
business idea: wank twice one night so you don't need to wank the next night
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