/brit/

anime

http://pastebin.com/uFEjjX0Q

>>69828838
The Peninsular war must have been proper bant like

I've banged girls in dorms before. Came in at 4AM plastered with this Korean-Canadian girl and smashed on the bottom bunk. She was a screamer too so needless to say the whole dorm didn't get any sleep until I came, which took a solid 30 mins. since I was drunk. Ate that puss too, so that was another 10 minutes pre-fuck. My buddy told me the next day that he could hear us 2 rooms over. One of the best lays I've ever had, made all the better because I knew I was bringing the heat to 6 other people in the room. Good times.

became more normal since coming on 4chan iah

deleted the twitter tbqh

Ate that puss

FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!

meditteranean lads generally seem pretty decent 2bh

get aong well with them

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>>69828886
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

raindrops keep falling on me head

when do you leave for bkk britlad

really don't understand why people care about inequality Tbh

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>tfw no friends

>>69828926
drop top

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>Ate that puss

>>69828947
iktf

Get on well with the people at work and all that but don't really connect with them or share any interests.

why did you delete the @slagtits account you fucking pussy

tfw there is this really cute girl who is already way too cute for me but then i can't talk to people and now i've freaked her out by staring at her

FOY edition.

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How does it feel to enjoy Buckfast with da lads?

>>69829008
was bored of it

>>69829024
tha fock jew sae ta me?

>>69829013
So you're a rasheed or an abnormie?

Studied at York Uni and normie brits didn't give a shit that I was a yank besides some light hearted banter. Made loads of british friends while I was there

>>69829006
I'd eat this puss

@69828894

Didnt read

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Really makes you think..

>>69829053
bored of you
kys

just bounced the yank's head off the floor

69829077
Stale pasta

>>69829077
FOY

>>69829104
Might just tuc in lad, if you don't mind.

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about a month until the biffy

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me in the back

>he does the dirty floor walk

having a listen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaJmgMuYNjc

>>69829178
Me too. What do?

>>69829053
>wa everyone didn't follow straight away and I didn't instantly become famous on /brit/
(you)s are earned, not given
It's the wild west out here in /brit/, survival of the fittest
You'd do well to remember that, kid

>>69829165
wish you would tuc off lol jk jk

>>69829106
>>69829207
*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards.....

>>69829202
im going to try and convince the pham to not bother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCb5NHMFx9c

car insurance is due next month
you guys want to pay for it?

im a girl btw

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>>69829178
2 weeks here mate.

Going out for a meal with my mum because I don't have any friends.

lads do you think Britain should implement a bottle return system? where you get 5p back for every bottle or can you take back to the store

enjoying a crisp :)

OK Cupid and POF are fucking shit.

How's Match? Anybody here used it?

>>69828970
looks shopped

>>69828886
haha would unironically be up for this

>>69829323
use tinder

had 3 different fwbs from it

>>69829312
can't see anyone doing that apart from the homeless

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have never understood what those silly brit slangs
"runt"
"nonce"
"alri"
"heem"
mean and have had zero problem with my shitposting on here

>>69829297
FOY

>>69829305
>Going out
how do you do it

>>69829323
just use tinder

>>69829260
Same matey, I'm not going to say anything and hope they don't plan owt.

I'm going to get day drunk in my boxers and watch films to celebrate in style.

>>69829362
Don't have FB.

would cum if aisha sat on my lap

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feels good senpai

>>69829258
thanks

>>69829402
You get used to it after a while. Practise m8

>>69829379
alri you runty nonce, id heem you in a second

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ah yes

>>69829323

guardian soulmates la

belelnd smells of skips

>>69829433
just make one. you dont even need to upload photos to it anymore. you can use personal pictures for your tinder now

hell you can lie about your name and age if you wanted

CHELSEAFINDOM

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tsuuu

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>>69829379

>>69829447
>impressed by your clothes
doesn't everyone wear a shirt and jeans?

going out tomorrow but it's too hot for turtlenecks

can't believe people spend hours and hours watching sargon or molyneux rambling a load of shite

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>>69829475
me (pictured left)

>>69829475
Nutella IS cancer

>>69829467
do you seriously just go out with your mum by yourselves? no father or siblings?

>>69829475
Just take the carcino-whatever out of it

>>69829484
Might look in to that. Cheers.

>>69829496
I didn't know that, thanks.

>>69829519
you'll just have to grin and bare it
gotta be looking /fa/ at all times

>>69829024
can someone explain what the thing with Buckfast is about? is it a meme?
I've tried bit before it's not something I'd choose to drink a whole bottle of

>>69829534
dad's ded, no siblings.

What's wrong with going out with your mum by yourself.

>>69829297
> im a girl btw
fake and homosex

>>69829579
haha unlucky kid my dad's alive and well

ricky gervais is older than james may

90% of women swipe right on 10% of men on tinder

>>69829601
My dad could beat your dad in a fight even though he's dead m8

>>69829579
nawt's actually wrong with it i would just feel very awkward

I don't celebrate my birthday.

>>69829563
I'll be dancing lad
going to wear a lightweight button down

>>69829624
probably could
dad's an autist like me

willies and fannies lads

>>69829543
That's the main component.

Nutella is just flavoured vegetable oil.

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kermit is the best frog

>>69829609
in other words the vast majority of women swipe right on the top 10% of men by attractiveness?

ground breaking findings lad

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just put pantaloons on

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the gf just sent me this

>>69829642
post pics

>>69829625
By the sound of it mate you'd feel awkward going out with anyone.

Practise going out with your parents or siblings if you're scared of going out, they understand and there's no pressure.

*impregnates a british women*
'oh yes, the plan is doing great'

>>69829527
molymemes gone full on alt right
he's now a race realist and supports eugenics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZN7Jv-3uvk

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>tfw a 12 year old is braver than you

>>69829569
Does it basically taste like cough syrup?

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haven't done any work today lads

>be 5'8
>not attractive
>glasses
>overweight

shan't be bothering with the whole "romance" thing

If Russia can hack the Democrats to get trump elected, what was stopping the MI6 agent releasing these "bombshells" during the election

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>>69829691
quite an ugly gf you have there friendo

So sad!

>>69829691
she shouldn't have bothered

>>69829708
it's "ahh yes" you daft cunt

>>69829676
i lied anyway you stupid cunt hahaha

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Can somebody suggest a money-making scheme that will make me small amounts of cash with minimal risk?

>>69829738
Dumb jihadis are more important than Trump getting pissed on

>>69829736
>take my glasses off in the presence of women because glasses are fucking ugly

is having a gf a bit like having a extension to your own body? can you just play about with her the way you'd play with yourself?

>>69829786
Work in Tesco

>>69829738
they were sent to media outlets before the election

mostly withheld because they were unable to verify the claims inside

buzzfeed just decided to dump the whole dossier raw instead

>>69829786
small time drug sales

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>qt gf of 3 years who I loved with all my heart breaks up with me just before I leave for uni aged 18
>go through the whole of uni without even touching a single girl and being friendzoned by my female roommate who I fell for
>still miss my ex more than anything in the world
>check her kikebook most days to see if she has broken up with her current bf but she hasn't
>in my fourth year of uni and failing badly, live in a studio flat and never go outside

might as well top myself tbphf

opinion on blink 182?

me on tinder

>oh, so you are a girl? with boobs and vagina? wow! how fucking unique!! do you have anything else to with that luv?

>>69829802
ah yes making everything fuzzy would definitely help

>>69828885
need to spaff in her mouth

what would the coppers do if they stopped your car and you had a machete and 8 grams of cocaine

>>69829820
>buzzfeed desperately trying to stay relevant
not surprised tbqh

>>69829706
nah i'll be right
my family definitely don't make me feel comfortable anyway

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>>69829752
still looking to get heemed I see

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>>69829736
Work out and get contacts. Not much you can do about shitty facial genetics, I'm the same, but at least fix what you can lad

>>69829831
i honestly like them
belting tune desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVy9Lgpg1m8

>>69829815
Yes

Skyping with the long distance gf lads
She's ill :(

>>69829708
>oh yes
embarrassing

>>69828838
This is /brit/, not /nip/
Keep your shitposting either
1. Relevant
2. Topical, or
3. Funny
Thank you

>>69829860
i shagged a girl who works at buzzfeed

sacked the gym off, too grim out hehe

oh yes

>>69829850
>everything fuzzy

Not that blind m8 fucking hell

I think I'd look good with glasses iah

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>>69829831
Awful, awful cheese pleb pop-punk (which is a contradictory term anyway)

>>69829831
small things

>>69829864
You'll be a NEET forever then

>>69829900
fol

>>69829915
think you always think you look good turtlemong

If you don't have an outward burning desire to obliterate Russia with a nuclear bomb you are a Russian plant.

YOU. ARE. A. RUSSIAN. PLANT.

>>69829764
>>69829882
>>69829912

explain?

>>69829909
>a bit of drizzle will ruin my pretty boy hair, can't be doing with that

kys poser

ah yess... it is time for... a meme
*breaks into the meme cabinet*

>>69829984
shan't

>>69829958
not true

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imagine having to fight in ww1

>>69829976
I would if there was a zero percent chance of retaliation desu

>>69829944
good, i'm hoping to die within a couple of months anyway

>>69829976
agreed

>>69830017
he looks a bit glum

>>69830028
Why not die right now

I forgot /brit/ thinks they made "ah yes" popular sa well

>>69829990
Jog on, just got wet coming home from work, don't want to go back out there. Gonna go in the morning.

>>69830007
shart

>>69829996
its 'oh yes' you daft cunt

>>69830017
me old granddad fought at the somme in 1916. wish i'd have got the chance to meet him tbqh

is there a more reddit precipitation than snow

>>69829976
Reckon we should improve relations but kick them up the arse if they try anything.

>>69830048
wouldn't like to go unexpectedly

>>69830017
imagine having to fight in ww1 and ww2 then seeing the empire die anyway

>JAPD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=9&v=UWBEXwGQmm0

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3xMqRHllvs

choooooooooooooooooonage

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>is there a more reddit precipitation than snow
autism

>>69830085
People who announce they're going to kill themselves are just attention seekers that never planned to go through with it.

>>69828921
except the spanish

and the greeks

and the turkish

and moroccans

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Hunky-Dory

>>69829379
runt: an especially weak or incapable animal (usually mammal, bipedal, canadian)
nonce: pedophile
alri: "alright" is a common greeting in british english, but some british accents dont pronounce the "t" at the end (and the gh is silent) so the word becomes "alri"
heem: some nonsense fighting-talk word

imagine ACTUALLY being like 18 years old. your most formative years spent when shite like social media was prevelant. talking about fucking facebook in school with your mates presumably. absolutely hellish

>>69830055
we did though

/brit/ is the cultural wellspring of all of 4chan

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not sure about this feel 2bh

>>69830130
The most reddit Bowie album

Lasagne has been in 40 minutes and it's cold at the bottom

can brits and aussies fuck off and let yanks enjoy their brit gimmick in peace

thanks

>>69829379
>white man in asia

nonce

Is Question Time on tonight lads?

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>This is /brit/, not /nip/
>Keep your shitposting either
>1. Relevant
>2. Topical, or
>3. Funny
>Thank you

>>69829728
yea cough syrup tastes better tho

>>69830200
>Lasagne
reddit: the pasta

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>>69830191
Suicidal because it will never be me

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doing a think

can we win the league?
COURSE WE'RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE
COURSE MATE
WE'RE ARSENAL

ricotta-parmesan mix or cheesy bechamel for lasagna?

give me your opinions

>>69830221
reddit: the show

right on cheerio

>>69830059
good lad, go get a shower and a hot drink down you x

you could have saved her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jYLdSt4njg

>According to excerpts of her speech released in advance, May will say: “It is unacceptable that there is antisemitism in this country. It is even worse that incidents are reportedly on the rise. As a government we are making a real difference and adopting this measure is a groundbreaking step

>“It means there will be one definition of antisemitism – in essence, language or behaviour that displays hatred towards Jews because they are Jews – and anyone guilty of that will be called out on it.”

reminder we had no control whatsoever over this woman gaining power

>>69830124
not like that, just right now my family are not aware im suicidal so it'd be a 'shock' to go

>>69830259
is this asian masculinity?

reddit and morty
the grand reddit
question reddit
charlie reddits reddit wipe
reddit mirror
the great reddit reddit off

meant to be going the gym with the mate tonight
if he doesn't contact me i won't contact him and just won't go

think he might have the same thinking

STOP ME OH OH OH STOP ME

STOP ME IF YOU THINK THAT YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE

Don't actually like the Smiths they have the odd choon iah

>>69830200
then keep it cooking clever clogs haha x

>>69830315
gonna have a cold one instead haha

Bloody cold out innit lads

>>69830349
>question reddit
>not reddit time

>flying tomorrow

This weather had better piss off.

>>69830368
teehee
>>69830392
right on m8
cheerio

>>69830323
>Cromwell is a hero la! He killed some uppity Irishmen!
>Him ending the exile of the Jews? Don't know what you're talking about. Let's stop this conversation right now, goyim.

>>69830398
too predictable

>>69830361
Morrissey is twat and a genius in equal measure.

I know it's over
And it never really began
But in my heart it was so real
And you even spoke to me, and said :
"If you're so funny
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
And if you're so clever
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very entertaining
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very good-looking
Why do you sleep alone tonight ?
I know...

'Cause tonight is just like any other night
That's why you're on your own tonight
With your triumphs and your charms
While they're in each other's arms..."

>>69830368
haha cheeky

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>Leave Voter Calls In To Say Gina Miller Is Not British -- But It Backfires!!!

She was born in British Guyana, which when she was 5 allied itself with the Soviet Union, declared independence from the Commonwealth and itself a Republic, and attempted to make itself into autarkical. 5 years later her family moved to the UK. She has no ethnic ancestry linking her to the British Isles.

This does not make you British.

I probably have the smallest willy here

Just once I'd like to see one poster in /brit/ that wasn't just such an insufferable gigacunt

Christ lads

Most reddit shows:

Mr Robot
American Dad
Family Guy
Rick And Morty
Adventure Time
Bojack Horseman
Futurama
Scrubs
Breaking Bad
True Detective
American Horror Story
Game of Thrones
Dr Who

yo i spoke to danny on the phone
he was dyl yeah i rate you bro

>>69830323
Putin put the same protections in a few years ago

Why do Jews get such fucking special protection

>>69830495
strewth innit, m8

>>69830476
What does then

>>69830499
>American Dad
>Family Guy
>Dr Who
no but yes to all the others

>>69830499
>Family guy

nope. there was a video from it the other day and all the comments talked about how childish the show is

the rest are accurate though

What the hell is going on with Trump, the British spy and Russia?

Can't tell what's genuine or fake

>>69830476
Thanks for the relevant link to what the fuck you're going on about

>>69830499
Watch 5 of those
>>69830539
Welcome, you on an expedition out from /r/4Chan?

>>69830520
muh 6 billion

>>69830499
old family guy was funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doo7sye41Ow

>>69830476
haha yeah i know right

**hides this post and never actually reads it**

>>69830499
Haha I love doctor who xD

The British accent is my fav lol

>>69830520
because they've had supra-national power for around a hundred years now
>inb4 mummy may has me arrested

>>69830531
Being born to a blood line of gods true kingsmen.

Which anime should I watch first lads?

>Crest of the Stars
>Baccano!
>Boogiepop Phantom
>Escaflowne

>>69830507
jesus christ thats horrifying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTYidWBC8-4

>With the inauguration fast approaching, an all-star cast of Hollywood celebrities come together to improvise the 1979 hit "I Will Survive." Among those channeling their inner Gloria Gaynor are Emma Stone, Natalie Portman, Amy Adams, Matthew McConaughey, Chris Pine, Hailee Steinfeld, Felicity Jones, and Taraji P. Henson, the stars of the season's finest films, and of W's annual Best Performances portfolio.

>>69830539
>Dr Who
>Not contender for the most reddit of the lot

>>69830621
Baccano!

It's one of the few anime I've seen and I loved it. Incredible credit sequence.

>>69830621
Don't ask me I've never seen an anime

>>69830575
haha nah senpai i have been on the 'chon since before reddit existed (2010)

>>69830539
Family Guy is the most reddit tier humour going, le silly cutaways and ebic pop culture references xD

American Dad is also reddit because they consider that to be le more intelligent and deep version of Family Guy

>>69830657
Thanks I'll get watching it then, been procrastinating with that series for too long anyway even though I hear nothing but praise.

>>69830652
dr who is more tumblr

what subs is dr who even big in? not /r/unitedkingdom

>>69830621
legend of the gaylactic heroes

>>69830695
you must hand around in some terrible subreddits mate

>>69830621
this one
*unzips dick*
*heems you while distracted*

>>69830499
Really wanted to enjoy Mr. Robot because Rami Malek is very charismatic, but it's so fucking dreadful.

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>>69830531
Being Welsh, Scottish, Irish, English (Or one of the many minor British sub-groups) or indistinguishable thereof.

Also not being a massive mank twat cunt would be a good start.

>>69830567
>>69830601
http://www.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/clive-bull/leave-voter-gina-miller-brexit-not-british-react/

>>69830729
I don't go on any, I last went on for the fappening. Same with /b/

>>69830695
Its not liked by reddit though.

There was a thread about it yesterday on the front page and everyone talked about hating family guy

t. spend 4+ hours a day on reddit

>>69830756
>Irish
>british

g'an to bed
hope i don't wake

>>69830701
Good man. It's great fun.

The only other anime series I've seen are Cowboy Bebop, Black Lagoon and Paranoia Agent.

>>69830771
>t. spend 4+ hours a day on reddit
kys. But whatever, I guess they've moved on to the le more intellectual adult humour of American Dad

I really get a sense of the utter contempt Brits have for residents of London whenever I see someone from Melbourne open their mouth

>>69830757
well as a self styled reddittor i can tell you that you're wrong

>>69830795
watch Hellsing Ultimate lad, nazi vampire tearing up london is a must see

>>69830818
excellent post

Not making shit dramatic I was just describing life currently pain

>>69830756
But she is

Anyway I know your real goal is just smearing the woman who is just protecting your rights as a british and european citizen. Sad!

snowing
going to take my dog out later, it's his first time seeing snow :)

for people who hate reddit you really spend an inordinate amount of time discussing it

12th january 2017 timothy byrne twitter check that guitar garden selfie check facebok that video i took my guitar garden selfie we're in high wycombe buckinghamshire garden's looking like this today looking like that out there new plant bears are watching that looking out that way got a new piano lamp it's quite nice lights the piano up well

>>69830757
>I don't go on any
how the fuck do you know what's reddit then you nonce

>>69830808
>kys

I won't. my gf would miss me

>>69830859
I remember seeing some at a friends once and it looked quite good, but I never got around to watching more. I might do that when I've finished The Sopranos, The Wire and Dekalog.

Most reddit directors:

Tarantino
Nolan
Spielberg
Allen
Scorsese
Kubrick
Scott
Boyle
Ritchie

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Are Nuttall

>Rosy is never going to fuck you with a strap on for all the money in your bank account

brb lads, jumping off the Chelsea bridge

for people who hate pakis you really spend an inordinate amount of time discussing them

>>69830621
escaflowne is a classic

>cook ready meal for over the time it says
>meat is basically raw in the middle

ahh yes

>>69830904
not an arguement

hhhmmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fyd3VMoG3WM

>>69830914
I have a few close friends who are devout redditors and have Adventure Time posters all over their walls

>>69830967
>raw meat
>ready meal

ehhh

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Sometimes I take pictures from the 'dit, give them a random 4chan filename then post them here to rake in (You)s leaving all of you none the wiser.

>>69830967
>cook
>ready meal

>>69830909
why bother with the tim gimmick anymore

he's gone boring since he moved

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>everything popular is reddit
>everything underground and avante-garde is 4chan

>>69830931
>Tarantino
But he's actually good?

>>69830967
>meat

>>69830902
nice :) hope your dog has a good time

how come people that play PC games are more likely to be a virgin than those that play console?

t. console guy.

although i hardly play video games besides with the lads anymore

question time tonight lads in

S O L I H U L L
O
L
I
H
U
L
L

snow is going to give me a blackout cos i live on the south downs and we're going to get fucking buried

>>69830931
consider suicide

>>69831006
It's this

https://groceries.morrisons.com/webshop/product/Morrisons-Steak--Ale-with-Cheesy-Mash/210657011

Actually doesn't say anything about raw meat, that makes even more worried.

>>69831044
Because they nerd out over muh specs and muh graphics, and spend hours researching and buying updrages and equipment

Meanwhile console players start up their console when they fancy a session, turn it off once they're done, and go about living their lives and socialising

Sympathy For The Devil - The Rolling Stones

>>69831044
Muh FPS!!!!!

>>69831033
he's completely overrated

spending warm summer days indoors

consoles are inferior

>>69830987

disgusting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV0gN4Qo4A8

>>69831115
>le poor man's beatles

>>69831044
Console people are normally more 'casual' and play things like fifa with the ladz

>>69831156
virgins are an inferior species

really cbf to go shopping lads

solihull mentioned

>>69831113
that might have been the case 10 years ago

consoles these days are shit since they have shitloads of updates and you have to install things to the harddrive
it's basically just a shitty PC at this point

why does every niche hobby board on 4chan reject everything popular, but embrace all the flash in the pan experimental unpopular shit that nobody else likes?

why is 4chan obsessed with being "different"?

>>69831167
alri grandad

>>69831200
it must be a black male thing

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IT'S DISGUSTING

>>69831242
>it's basically just a shitty PC at this point

but with games

>>69831243
tv is exact opposite, all they talk about is star wars and superhero shit

Most reddit scientists:

Dalton
Newton
Darwin
Leibniz
Einstein
Dawkins
Pauling

come meet me by the river
see how time flows

>>69830898
She isn't remotely. A citizen of a former colony doesn't mean they're defacto British. All it means is they have passport eligibility.

>>69831287
Have they gotten over Tyson

>>69831243
because everyone here is a turbo contrarian, so they have to reject both the mainstream culture and the popular counterculture in order to feel special enough

>>69831269
Fuck yeah forgot question time is tonight, I wonder what the bankers are up too with those ridiculous bonuses

>>69831287
>no Berners-Lee

>>69831269
ah yes, england

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spTqml_2POY

>>69831287
Don't forget Hawking

time for a wank

>>69831316
he said some mean things so they don't like him anymore

>>69831287
real list

Dawkins
Einstein
Kaku
Nye
DeGrasse Tyson
Sagan
Harris

>>69831287
einstein were actual genius tbf

>>69831287
>Dawkins has spent his life arguing with religious people

What a mong

>>69831072

will reece and chloe be attending

>>69831345
>Nigel Farage
Binned
Dirty little yank bootlicker

no fags in my brother's room for me to nick
guess i'll have to go to the paki shop
anyone want owt?

>>69831302
was it not a BRITISH colony?

Checkmate daily mail reader

>'Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live'

- H from Steps

>>69831407
It means we colonised them, they didn't suddenly become ethnic British.

did a mistake at work today that had practical and financial ramifications for the customer but my boss is so lazy and incompetent he didn't ask the right questions to either myself or them to find out what really happened. Lol
I love working for the government

>>69831401
shouldn't be stealing from your bro

>>69831389
might go to levana on saturday and heem reece

>>69831434
dont care

>>69831115
Superior version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu0XsYLvfYs

That bass guitar is ridiculously good.

>>69831382
he spent most of his life being top tier biologist, god delusion was only published in something like 2005

mind and it's contents are functionally identical

>>69831401
deck of winnie blues, cheers mate

>>69831445
don't think the paki shop sells that mate
>>69831474
disgusting bottom of the barrel fags

The Beatles were just a kids version of the Rolling Stones

>>69831467
not an argument

>>69831164
Jesus fucking Christ this is horrific