/brit/

ol' 'cide

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38592573/michael-jacksons-daughter-paris-offended-by-casting-of-white-actor-to-play-him

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slowly getting obsessed tbqh with you

>>69826596
awfully tempting

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me

>>69826371
ah okay so by "i used to be a boxer" he clearly means "i went to a boxing gym twice"
his form is dreadful

>>69826637
At least they aren't playing on tablet computers all day

*slams the nearest jf poster in the bollocks with my mallet*

>>69826637
>not holding your gun sideways

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>>69826602
ah yes, the daughter of a genetically black man

I believe there is a global Jewish conspiracy to destroy the white race

>>69826602
Doing a pretty big think about this one desu.

>>69826552
Cellulite thighs, disgusting

Getting comfy here, watching the snow come down.

it's just gone noon
half past monsoon
on the banks of the river nile

>>69826709
>>69826697
>>69826690
>>69826629
>>69826637
**does a wank**

https://twitter.com/charli_xcx/status/819518118607237120
Our lass

amazing how I can get tipsy on a couple of cans of 2% piss lads

really makes drinking affordable

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>>69826589

you can't just ""own"" /brit/ it's like you can't own air or water maaan

>>69826652
Fight at 01:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfWpJ1s7id0

>>69826740
Goldberg: hey post some dumb stupid vile shit

charli: Lol okay

>>69826740
Why is she fake booby shaming

http://tanasinn.info/wiki/Complete_History_of_4chan

intredasting....

>>69826799
>i'm into real boobs. i'm into fake boobs. boobs r u just good, u know?
>dumb stupid vile shit

t. Mohammed Rasheed Abdullah Hussein

>>69826772
we don't know these girls so they don't have an affect

>>69826789
absolute state of this whole fight
are putin would absolutely destroy the cunt

>>69826832
Re-read She's not

>women CEOs


ahh yes epipen price ahhhhhh yes Yahoo collapse ah yes interesting

>>69826824
>down their on the fall lick my feet
I am a dumb amerifat and even I am turned off

>doesn't even shop them well

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>>69826845
>t. Mohammed Rasheed Abdullah Hussein
Nice assumption, breeder. Without doubt a projection of your own deficiencies. You know deep down inside that the virile, energetic, masculine homosexual - a vibrant image of success that spiritually emasculates you and makes your hairless legs tremble in violated trepidation - is innately superior to you, most of all in the sexual game you pitifully value. The one gleaming hope you have is that you will redeem yourself once you lay your hands upon a woman and slide your small member into her used and beaten vagina. Cumming within a mere 5 seconds, you will sigh and force a smile, "at least I'm not a f-faggot."

>>69826851
Give me a photo of a girl YOU know and Ill make the shop :')

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>>69826684
ummm please don't do that sweetie x

>>69826925
i did that my self in year 12. was weird and i immediately deleted it

>>69826771
i used to get nice and pissed off a 1/5 of vodka, but it barely touches me now and i'm a lanky cunt
i wish i had a low tolerance again

Ex gf just rang me sobbing incoherent nonsense

Promptly hung that shit up

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>>69826891
this brit knows

spent the whole day listening to the smiths and shitposting again lads

call me a runt but I don't even care

>>69826972
you're a runt

>>69826945
you mean you shopped your face on a guy getting dominated or tortured by a mistress?

*does a depression*

>>69826878
Yahoo should have ceased all operations other than news and email years ago

>>69826972
you're a runt

>>69827016
i shopped the face of a girl i liked onto a porn scene and it felt weird

fake boobs are disgusting, especially when you get older, they end up looking like tangerines in a sock
i'd rather have a flat chest desu

>>69826928
that's clearly Dublin, what retard made this? Ffs

NEW MASIE TRAILER

https://youtu.be/FbEWtpSmJXg

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>Beats
Howling

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my waifu

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my waifu

>A New Zealand man and his six-year old daughter missing at sea for more than a month have landed in Australia after sailing their small, damaged yacht across the treacherous 2,000 km (1,241.7 miles) Tasman Sea.

hmm

Was just thinking.

You know how big fake tits on bimbo blondes was a big thing in the mid 90's to early 2000's? And now its gross.

Wonder if thats how people will look back on this era of the bum. All these massive fake bums and celebrities and famous instramers literally only famous for having a massive, probably fake, butt

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>>69826972
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
But heaven knows I'm miserable now
I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now

>>69827090
she actually looks like a fucking alien it's honestly disturbing

>>69827100
literally not possible to get a more generic cunt

currently in a wide footed spread with my box fan blowing directly on my bare bollocks

>>69827128
christ shes ugly

>was just thinking

promptly stopped reading there

>>69827129
SEND THEM BACK

You will not make Australia your home.

>>69827090
>Britain
>gun crime

Pass

Also Alphas already did that "autistic weirdo can see see the matrix" thing and did it much better.

Also if we don't actually see Maisie being raped in this I'm going to be quite upset

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Alas, the border between the north and the south has finally been decided.

thoughts?

Are the Irish jfs?

>>69827129
I didn't know New Zealand was so awful that people would risk their lives to get out of there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msoClKXm0sM

iunno why she keeps glancing at my knob

>>69827102
Makes you think

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>>69827141
Two lovers entwined
Pass me by
and heaven knows
i'm miserable now

>tfw in love with my female best friend who has a boyfriend

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My husband

>>69827174
>t. virgin neet

stopped caring then

>>69827193
t. Midlander

fuck off, you're not one us, paki

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>>69827162
you don't know what you're talking about

>>69827214
now i don't respect you

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>>69827193
wrong

>>69827128
>chelseafindom97

has rosy started whoring herself out?

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Anglo saxon pride lads

>>69827214
Is his name Jesse by chance

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my waifu

>>69827193
Cornwall should be a designated wasteland

>>69827238
>started

Where the fuck have you been?

>>69827238
she's been doing this for quite a while now

>>69827096
>a picture containing articles of fashion
>surprised that fashionable articles are found therein
hmm....can hear the gears whirring upstairs....

>>69827230
as far as i'm concerned you should cease posting all photos

>>69827214
used to be me except when she told me she sucked someone's willy I said we can't be friends anymore

You know how big fake tits on bimbo blondes was a big thing in the mid 90's to early 2000's? And now its gross.

Wonder if thats how people will look back on this era of the bum. All these massive fake bums and celebrities and famous instramers literally only famous for having a massive, probably fake, butt

>>69827220
shagged more birds than you ever will kid
also i've just got home from work whereas you're posting in the middle of the working day

dumb virgin neet projector

Really cold lads.

>>69827277
me on the right

>>69827254
>>69827269
since when? I've been on /brit/ years and know who rosy and those lot are, but never knew of "chelseafindom" jej

>>69827298
come over here and I'll warm you up xx

>>69827234
shropshire is the midlands though desu

>>69827273
im sure many brits secretly like them
also your sentence "stop posting all photos" is gramatically incorrect

>>69827298
*Rubs your feet*

>>69827238
mate where have you been
https://twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97/with_replies

Just got a place at a uni to train as a teacher lads

me up my own arse

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NEED to stop existing

>69827287
>being this upset

clear sign of a virgin neet. its just too easy

what are a good brand of slippers? i have one pair ive had for 3 1/2 years that never failed on me but all the fur padding is worn out and crusty and they smell
the last 3 pairs of slippers have cracked on the soles and let moisture in and one completely tore out of the sole. they all got screwed up within 3 months of use

why is Aisha so perfect lads

need a gf who's willing to snort cocaine and fuck literally all night long

so the younger brother just got an offer from oxford
feeling a bit inadequate haha x

>>69827312
psuedo wales

>>69827331
does tim shave his chest

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Is this the thread where we're posting REAL women?

mental the desu is still filtered

>>69827338
Just buy a pair of trainers to wear around the house.

How's the dirty floor meme going lads?

Strong I hope

>>69827332
mate will you shut the fuck up

it's obvious you're a fat loser

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are those cutting scars?

>>69827319
where are the nudes?

hahahah he just keeps getting angrier

>>69827338
just wear socks or bare feet you dirty floor virgin

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>>69827369
Do you rate Shrewsbury?

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>>69827376
yeah, here's one

>>69827376
thicc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inwkZjaHc04

SWIPEY

>>69827378
no they're armpits
>>69827417
i paid good money for them mate
i ain't posting them >for free

>>69827338
just get some uggboots

>>69827338
Just get a cheap pair 2bh

>>69827410
in her armpit?

>>69827410
don't like rosies attitute tbqh. she needs a dose of male domination in an extreme way tbqh

>>69827234
haha leicestershire is not in the north my friend

>>69827338
crocs desu

migth perform a sex act on myself lads

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>>69827430
yeah how could i not

Going for a hotspring swim

>>69827453
I've read about this
they're called "neologisms"
Schizos and autistic people make up their own words that have literally no meaning, but use them in conversation as if they have a meaning.

I assume "swipey" means heavy rain

what she asked of me at the end of the day
caligula would have blushed

It's not snowing lads

is there findom for lads?

where did the 'ummm sweetie xx' gimmick originate?

>>69827480
t. leicestershire
east midlands are the north
birmingham urban area is the only midlands

>>69827581
ahh yes this

>>69827579
On /brit/, mocking facebook mums

>>69827579
umm no hun

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>>69827528
>Schizos and autistic people make up their own words that have literally no meaning, but use them in conversation as if they have a meaning.
sounds familiar

>>69827579
Benders

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>>69827376
Yes

>>69827453
why does he keep randomly laughing?

He's starting to concern me

>>69827598
Good times

>>69827594
ok it is actually quite northern here tbf

just has the "northern" vibe to it

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>sara unblocks her twitter
>still yabbing on about her mental health

some things never change

>>69827581
these things get me fucking angry
no way i'd ever misinterpret anything like this

>>69827430
I got absolutely drenched at the Gay Meadow in the mid 90s.

>>69827627
did aisha delete her account?

>>69827627
help me find aisha's new one before she blocks us again

>>69827656
sounds awfully bent haha

>>69827579
A condescending way to infantilise a person

Example: Umm.. Not how that works, sweetie xx

>>69827678
>>69827679
>>69827627
eww, creeps keeping mine blocked

>>69827627
shes right

>>69827601
>On /brit/

Lol. Just like /brit/ made up ballbusting, lisicki, and found tim Byrne (they didn't, there are 4 year old reddit comments on his videos)

You guys are delusional. Name one gimmick or meme that has spread that was originated in /brit/

I'm not doubting there is one, just genuinely curious.

>>69827458
do you know the username on her personal account now? can't find it now

>>69827611
Literal perfection

>>69826637
Jesus Christ the absolute state of ball pits in Iraq, proper fucking shithole.

>>69827627
>has a pug dog

I'm just going to disregard anything she says as sane/coherent

>>69827707
Here's one

FOY

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>>69827739

>>69827707
FOY

Got called a racist in Gatwick airport lads

>>69827707
I invented Rasheed and am very proud of it

It's proper snowing now lads in Sussex

is it snowing for anyone else?

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Thoughts on this gun that looks like a smartphone lads

>>69827699
MANC

MANNY MENTIONED

>>69827707
Jealous Yank

>>69827627
that annoys me too, a lot of normies from my old secondary school constantly post about their so-called depression and anxiety
i met up with a friend who I haven't seen in a long time recently and one of the first things he started telling me about was his depression
i've only ever willingly told 2 people i've been depressed, i have no idea how normies talk about it so easily

How do you pronounce Niamh

>>69827784
probably a gimmick

>>69827826
Because its fashionable and quirky

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>>69827611
VERY good post
Any more of her?

>>69827784
*GOES TO ANSWER CALL*
*DIES*

Fuck Off Yank

someone make a twitter account using @slagtits
it's available as she's deleted or changed her username

it can be the official /brit/ account

>>69827832
Nee-ah-mhuh

>>69827832
rhymes with heem

>>69827832
Nyam

want to go to sleep but then id have to put clothes on so when mum comes in to wake me up she doesn't have to see my body but its too fucking hot to wear clothes right now

>>69827832
Ne-ve

>>69827832
neeve/neave

>>69827832
neve
like eve

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>>69827730

back with a gram
yeah thats me
bag with a bang
straight jihadi
>shaky flow
turbulence gang
no wonder no one heard of you man

>>69827842
>leather boots AND leather jeans
I can abide by this
hnnngg

>>69827832
It's Irish so Neev

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fucked this whore last night

shagged a girl called niamh
they get angry when you call them ni-hamph or nee-ham

>>69827826
sara is not a normie

>haven't got a single (You) today

livid

>>69827908
Sure thing kid...

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>>69827842

>one chance at life
>end up on /brit/

Hello lads, I'm Irish and my name is "McWhiskeyDick", pronounced "martin"

>>69827908
any good? how much?
might book a fit escort soon, usually shag munters for £50

>>69827832
shiv-orn

>>69827951
alri

>>69827832
Nee-am-huh

ah yes John pronounced Tamboooooo

>>69827865
FOY

>>69827857
done follow me

>>69827951
jackpot

>>69827960
wew

a shag at a nightclub doesn't cost me more than £20

Might dox Rosy and send her parents a little dossier lads

I fucking hate it when brits named their kids with irish names just because one of their ancestors got mick'd
just as bad as yanks

>>69828003
Look lads
He posted it again
How original

>>69827908
Poor lass, feminism has failed.

>>69827605
rashorke

>>69828023
FOY

>>69828023
FOY

>>69828010
someone should made the headline TRUMP DOXED

>>69828004
good lad
do something interesting
>>69828009
effort is money

>>69827945
why don't you believe that I shagged an escort.

Fuck off back to your own general, nobody likes you.

>>69827960
Yeah she was ok. Nice titties but her arse was flatter than it looked here. Fanny was really tight which caused some problems and I also took a load of codeine like 1 hour before so couldn't feel a thing and probably got 70% hard max.

Because of this I had to fuck her like a jack rabbit and eventually came after 30 minutes.

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>tfw staying up to watch the Switch presentation in 10 hours

>>69828023
FOY

>>69828023
shut the fuck up you meagre CUNT

what are you man saying about the new wiley freestyle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emNNgX2NY_Q

@69827942
Loser.

>>69828061
didn't really care about any of that
i said HOW MUCH

>>69828023
STUPID DUMB YANKEE SCUM

glug glug glug

there goes the last piss can in the 4 pack lads

is powerdvd the most bloody obnoxious software that has ever made holy shit

need /brit/ profile picture and cover photo please

>>69827832
neev

>>69828009
how do you do that though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYoHWFoE9Q4

bloody hell south africa is mental

>>69828085
ard bodied blud
godfather out in 6 hours, can't wait to listen on t'commute in t''morning

>>69828102
You asked if she was any good and I told you. Don't ask if you don't want to know.

>>69828105
just get a chamber pot and fling it out the window

>>69828105
how big are the cans? 500ml?

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>>69828121

Sometimes I get so nervous about inconsequential things that it gives me diarrhea lmao

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>>69828121
4 this

>>69828013
My Mum is Irish and named me Sinead, very embarrassing

>>69828085
bangre

sucked my first willy today :D

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>>69828121
profile pic

>>69828062
it won't have anything worth staying up for

name is seamus

>>69828143
not hard lad

if you're not great looking just wait until 3am, the girls still left on the dance floor will go home with almost anyone

>>69828210
did you swallow his cummies? :x

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>>69828121

>>69828121
>stalking the commie girls

sad! going to tell them right now

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>>69828183
>>69828121
cover

>>69828165
i said how fucking much you little cunt
want me to cut you

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>>69828242
>>69828210

>>69828176
440ml

>>69828169
how about I fling your mum out the window

Listening to repetitive generic so called """""indie""""" """"""""""music"""""""""" on the 'fy as I type this

>>69828269
Not telling you. Fuck off.

>>69828263
i can't believe he actually posted the full res image
what a toplad

>>69828207
Good Irish name

>>69828294
Been listening to the same 20 songs on repeat for almost a year

eskiboy is a fucking don in this ting

https://www.instagram.com/di_melison/?hl=en

somebody using that slags pics and making cash lmao

https://twitter.com/chanelrinser

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>paying 9 grand when she could have got it for free

why did she do it lads

>a handegg franchise moved again
l m a o

>>69828277
FOY

>>69828236
hmm going to give it a shot

>>69828353
Insufficient communism in Scotland

>>69828353
U just what?

>>69828311
lmao you paid like 300 quid for a shitty shag
what a fucking sad case

>>69826552
do your best to offend me and scare me off lads,
supposed to be studying here

>>69828263
>>69828314
I really need to see the thread in which he finally posted his gub. Did he make a comment that could be searched for in the archive?

>>69828353
wow that was a poo decision

>>69828373
look for the ones that are really pissed

>>69828148
i've got it if you want a link mate
haven't listened yet

>>69828335
Dog bless the free market lads

>LE £900000000000 PER YEAR

University is practically fucking free you idiots. The payback is practically nothing. Say thank you to the Chinese students who pay up front and keep British unis alive

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>I fucking hate muslims

https://twitter.com/slagtits

FOLLOW ME
this is finally my chance to make friends

>>69828384
Absolutely MILES off. She was cheap and I fucked her every which way.

You sound really bitter

>>69828425
nah i can wait mate
shall be purchasing the physical cd from hmv as i support the grime scene

>>69828448
>doxxing myself
don't think so, pal

>>69828465
wasteman

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>>69828353
>I got a first in my first uni essay n I'm having a cry

Good on her' desu. Knew she was just trying really hard :)

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>>69828448
>that giant as fuck 1142

>>69828353
>and you JUST

>Have never visited /britint/ before
>Have no idea what's going on

Wew, lads.

>>69828456
pathetic twat

>>69828431
to be fair, it's the maintenance loans that aren't big enough to even cover your rent which is the problem

>>69828456
rused into giving me a rough price bracket
BTFO

>>69828490
whats /britint/?

>>69828388
foy!!!

>>69828490
milk me daddy

>>69828493
FOY

>>69828490
Smack the door on my bollocks on your way out, yeah?

>>69828481
>not supporting local independent music you enjoy
it's like you want him to make rolex and heatwave again baka blud

>>69828501
Oh yeah, you got me...

Now fuck off.

>>69828490
just fuck off back to facebook

>>69828448
muted
blocked
reported

>>69828516
>britint
>brint
>brilliant

>>69828548
no gonna keep replying to you all night
you seem a bit agitated mate
is that regret i can smell

lmao LOSER

>>69828546
haha if he wants to do that then good for him, someone will always be keeping the scene alive

your chump change isn't going to change anything

>>69828576
Reckon i could heem this little fuck

>>69828576
That man has style tbf

>>69828448
you'll have to retweet and follow commite twitters if you want a way in

haha was just joking lads

I'm a /brit/ regular but I knew you worms would fall for thart easy bait, even just the "britint" was enough

>>69828584
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>>69828596
Oh you want to know how much she cost?

Yeah she was ok. Nice titties but her arse was flatter than it looked here. Fanny was really tight which caused some problems and I also took a load of codeine like 1 hour before so couldn't feel a thing and probably got 70% hard max.

Because of this I had to fuck her like a jack rabbit and eventually came after 30 minutes.

>>69828632
ahh mate im absolutely seething

can't believe you've done this

Want to shag an azn escort next. Most of them I've fucked have been Romanian.

Only thing with Asians is they rarely show their faces on their profiles and will probably have a face like a slapped arse.

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>Live in wales
>Parent's are pretty poor so I get a fuckton of student loan & grants
>Go to a rustlers uni in England
>sitting on 5k right now and the rent's already paid
>Surrounded by povvo's who can't make ends meet
>they don't know i'm wealthy as fuck thanks to the welsh govt

top KEK

australian lad is very good looking

quite happy today lads

how are you?

>tfw disgustingly skinny and have to wear dress shirts to work
My arms are so repulsive.

>>69828695
agreed

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>smokes

>Being so ugly that you have to fuck whores

Can't even imagine my life getting this low.

snowing outside lads

meant to be snowing
it's not snowing

>>69828685
how much do you get a year?

>>69828672
got you twice mate haha I was just pretending to be that runt and it's entirely possible it is his first time here

lolcow status: milked

>>69828741
>>69828746
Conflicting statements

How do you clean the smegma off your bellend lads? Mine is particularly encrusted

i can't believe i've been shitposting with other anonymous retards on 4chan for 6 years
this website has ruined me
i was relatively normal before i came here, you know

>>69828736
>Those brows
Wow

fs housemates left the fridge open and ruined my yogurt

>>69828752
3k each term. 3 terms. half grant half loan

>>69828754
just want to let you know im acknowledging the possibility that this is a third troll so it can't be

>>69828773
>i was relatively normal before i came here, you know

You weren't. You think you were, but remember what 4chan was like 6 years ago and realise that you chose to stay.

You were always a freak, only now you're self aware enough to regret it

>>69828795
how do you just leave a fridge open
>>69828736
would drop any slag who smoked

>>69828838
>>69828838
>>69828838
New

Hold your grandmother's bible to your breast
Gonna put it to the test