>be American What happens next?

>get hypertension and diabetes
>die of a heart attack while on the toilet

get shot

>>69822542
dominate world

>>69822542
get fucked up

suck dick

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pay tip
plus other tip

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>be American

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>>69829679
>28.0%

>>69829679

Good thing I have dual citizenship, usa and poland.

I can bounce when the coons take over

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>>69822542
>gun

>>69830297
What happens if you can't pay mister Cohen? What will they do?

>>69830360
Put the baby back in

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>>69830399

>>69830297
What does "skin to skin" mean.

>>69830561
Holding the baby

>>69830297
wait what

does it unironically cost you money to give birth in the US?
and in the thousands.
jesus christ

>>69830638
Holy shit lmao

Oh well; the system may not be perfect, but it's the best there is.

>>69831748
Fucking hell. They sing this and not going on strike instantly? What a bunch of suckers.

>>69822542
SHART IN MART

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>>69831748
>refuse to sing
>go on strike
>no place to shart anymore
>die

>>69832136
I think Walmart's meat departments went on a national strike for higher wages one time.

Walmart responded by firing all of them, and just selling prepackaged meat off the cooling shelves.

well right now I have a burger in the microwave so I guess next I'll eat it

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>>69832454
>be american
>microwave burgers

>>69822542
>put shoes in the fridge
>pay the wall tax

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>>69830922
>is the best there it is
Americans unironically believe this

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>>69830922
>it's the best there is

>be american white girl
>get BLACKED

>be american white male
>get shot by niggers

>>69837047
This isn't Germany, white people are harassed, but rarely killed by non-whites

>Be American
>Be leader of the world in science, technology, have a high quality of life, and endless opportunities

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>>69830561

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>>69837426
>and endless opportunities
To get shot

>>69837980
We aren't Europe anon, we only get shot if we go near the designated shooting streets

>>69838639
Like, gun-free zones?

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>>69837426
>and endless opportunities
to shart in mart

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>Puts gas in a car

>>69830922
suuuureeee


ameriga nuimber 1 xDDD