You wake up in your current location in the year 1700. What do?

Work in a mine
Ill be basically a slave for the next 110 years

Fight in some Tercio like any spaniard did in the last 200 years.

>>69821500
>farm some crops
>go to church
>laugh at protestants being deported to warzones

>>69821500
Golden Age of the commonwealth i fap a lot

>wake up
>big black spider is currently chewing my toes off
>get approached by some abo cunts
>"oi ya got any fuckin change on ya cunt"
>get speared
>get my shit taken off me
>snake bites me
>kangaroo bites me
>emu bites me
>die of about 5 million different extremely toxic venoms
>kookaburra laughs at me

>>69821500
remove dutch

shitpost on the village notice board

>>69821500
>go watch my cows
>go watch the french
>remember that we became independent again
>laugh at the french starving because versailles brought the on the brink of economic collapse
>angrily shake my fist at walloons
>watch the cows again

make a bow an arrow and hunt buffalo

>>69822050
why not just use a gun

it's 1700 not 700

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>>69821924
kek

>>69822074
the prairies were barely settled until the later half of the 1700s and even then it was just HBC trading posts

>>69821500
>wake up in forest
>try not to get eaten by wolves or bears
>find peaceful indian tribe
>hopefully barter for supplies
>head north to Virginia

>>69822074
You can't craft a gun in woods, /k/.

>>69821500
Probably die, as I live on 3rd floor. Unless I manage to crab an oak branch while falling, as there used to be an forest at those times.

Find a big rock and write on it all the history I can remenber in a cryptic manner, I just want to fuck with archeologists.

>import tea
>don't pay taxes
>join militia and kill Indians
>get bored and join whaling voyage
>arm bitten off by whale
>collect 18th century autismbux
>devote remainder of life to writing weird insults in books owned by local congregation

>>69821500
Go out and annex the Teutonic State once and for all.

>>69821500
Teach people to POO IN LOO.

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kidnap some betufil melike from balkanlar

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>>69822324
Mehmet, please, we know what you want balkanlar for.

>>69821500
Buy some niggers and search gold in minas gerais
Search gold in california
Discover australia and claim it for Spain
Kill catalonians
Kill felipe v to ensure borbons get the fuck out of here

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>>69822405
Nothing wrong with boipucci tbqh

I always knew I was a cherokee

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>>69822471
bit gay tbqh

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>>69821500
>Year 1700
>Great Northern War is just about to start
>Get conscripted into army
>Teach military officers about vaccination to reduce the casualties caused by diseases
>Get executed for giving the Swedish army autism
>mfw

>>69821500
Hop on the next cargo ship to the U.S

>>69821500
enjoy glorious Nouvelle-France!

>>69822513
>>69822405
Absolutely Haram, throw off building nao you infidel fanki.

>>69821500
start of our golden age.

>>69821500
i am ben franklin

>>69821500
Stay in the city until it's 12.00 pm so that my Spanish masters will kill me by throwing me out of the city walls

>>69821500
I don't even wake up, I'm on the bottom of a lake.

Buy land in central Manhattan
By 1900 my descendants are old money patricians working directly for our Jew masters

>>69821500
move to the colonies and rape some native girls

>>69821500
Organize a secret society imitating the mason in Scotland to fight against the Ottoman rule while also trying to preserve what is left of our 2000+ year heritage.

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Do stuff

>>69821500
>in your current location but in the past
i die in the cold of space

Try to warn the king that he should focus on the colonies for the years to come and probably die while doing so.

>>69821500
Go to Spalato
Enlist in the Venetian mercenary army
Get killed in the upcoming war against the Ottoman Empire

>>69823343
Don't let us go please... :(

>>69821500
Assassinate George Washington's parents

>encounter smalp tribe
>get SCALP'D

Can't make this shit up

>>69821500
>tfw live in unpopulated area and nobody gives a fuck about you.

>>69821500
>current location
Probably get killed by some nomads

>>69822659
RARE AS FUCK

>>69821500
>Be slave to some farmer
>Hope I one day will be allowed some land and a wife
>Have 10 kids of which 6 die

also
>create a written language
>write down stories and songs before they are lost
>travel to Shetland and Orkney and document their language before it is lost.

Usurp the power, build automatic firearms, conquer everything and build autocratic technocracy.
Also, kill this >>69823741 faggot before he assassinates Washington's parents.

Ave Caesar!

Talk to the townsfolk and become a farmer

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>>69821500
save sweden

>>69821500
Codify the Slovak language a century earlier.

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>>69821500
>Spain had THIS HUGE advantage over Brits
>Didn't dominate Europe
>Didn't subjugate Brits
>Didn't evolve and prosper

fall 5 stories off to my death

>>69821500
I fall to my death

Or I set about changing natural philosophy, stealing Pasteur and Kochs thunder

>>69821500
I wake up inside of a tree and die instantly

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>>69824353

In my exact location? I'm in suburbs outside Paris.

I'm from a noble family, but I can't prove it. I just have my signet ring, vague resemblance with my ancestors and a good knowledge of family history.

But I can read, write, speak French, English, Spanish, and mostly understand and at least get my point across in Japanese, Italian, Latin and Ancient Greek. I'm also more educated than basically anyone at the time, in what I studied at uni, at least.

I could probably manage to get into salons and from there slowly climb up in academic circles. Then hopefully get noticed by someone close to the king.

Ideally, I would end up advising the king until his death a few years later, then the Regent, then try to prevent Louis XV from becoming the worthless bastard he ended up as.

>>69821500
I warn the Louis XIV about the dangerosity of centralization, liberal thought, and the fact to keep the nobles outside of their domain. I also warn him to teach well his kids and make them ruthless.

I do the same with the future Louis XV, and tell him to let Louis Ferdinand or the future Louis XVIII seize the crown instead of the Louix XVI.

die in the forest from humidity

Take the next galleon to Spain

>>69821500
My city is seven years old, so I guess I'll go work on the farms?

>>69821500
>get invaded by muzzies
>get stolen by prusians

>>69821500
go to the academics and share my superior knowledge and be a KANG

>>69827093
>Implying you would be able to get rid of CAROLUS REX

>>69821500
tell to the king to prepare war against the british and to put massive army in the US and in India

France will rule the world not these english faggots

Also i tell him to colonize australia and NZ

>>69821500
Atleast it's not Russia. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>be locked up/killed for being "possessed"
Life ain't easy in a pre-modern medicine era in pretty much any country if you have a condition that gives you regular fits of extreme pain.

I know some gold mines near me that weren't discovered back then. I'd be rich.

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>>69828087
>I know some gold mines near me that weren't discovered back then
Same, feels good.

>>69821500
There's a very good chance to due to the fluctuations in the Earth's orbit around the sun that I would be either inside the Earth or outside its atmosphere.

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>>69828087
Same, and they were huge, so much so that it caused the population of the place they were to grow by 300,000 people. That territory happened to be underpopulated, and as a consequence, easily invaded by the U.S. and lost in the Mexican-American war.

So, by discovering it, not only would I be extremly rich, but I would also indirectly cause that Mexico kept parts of Southwest USA, if not all of it, 146 years later.

save Kalle

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>>69828869

Spen make deep thought

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>>69828869
If we are going down that route, then due to the movement of the Solar System as well as that of the galaxy there is zero chance that you'd end up anywhere near Earth at all.

>>69821500
Die in the vacuum of space.
Because earth would not be in the same place as it is now.
People really need to take space-time more in consideration.

Die either from hunger or russian skirmishers burning my house and crops.

>>69829327
>>69829386
Look mayne(s). I like my autism. Stop being such a bunch of cunts

Kill danes

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>>69821500
Congratulate myself on landing somewhere civilized like the capital of New Spain, get rich working as a physician on my 21st century knowledge.

Who made this map? We were never part of Peru

>>69829794
I mean, technically we were but that's way too simplistic

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Somebody make a weather thread, I want one but Im too lazy

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>>69829680
Probably this, and steal all the works from Edward Jenner, Alexander Fleming, Robert Koch, Louis Pasteur, etc. before they are even born.

Now that I think about it, the basic knowledge of physiology, immunology, microbiology, histology, etc. I have now is knowledge that gave several Nobel prizes to people way into the XXI century a couple of years ago. So I would become the most important physician of all time.

And then maybe this. >>69829140

My exact, current location?

>Wake up in something that looks like a fucking jungle
>Walk 300 meters to the coast, have to pick a direction
>If by luck I choose to go north, I'll probably arrive in Buenos Aires within 24 hours
>My current level of college education means I'm beyond a shadow of a doubt the world's foremost physicist
>Become an astronomer or some comfy cushy fairly easy shit
>Enjoy a decidedly comfy existence as a high-society intellectual
>Spend my free time breeding my very young wife
>Life is good

>If I go south I either luck out and hit a surprise coastal village that doesn't exist anymore, or I'll die to exhaustion and lack of food/water

>If I don't luck out and manage to go REALLY south, I walk into Injun territory and there's a 50/50 chance of them welcoming me into their tribe or scalping me alive

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>>69821500
Live my dream and wear white wigs

> Wake up in the middle of a small town in the hills in Córdoba
> Farm the crops and milking cows
> Fight the Natives who are upset 'cos we have taken their lands
> Go to Church and praise God and the King
> ¡Viva España! ¡Viva la ley! ¡Viva el orden y el Rey!

¡Viva España! ¡Viva el Rey! ¡Viva el orden y la ley!*

Steal everything from the clays and withdraw to Anatolia.

my town isn't even built yet
I'm in the middle of a fucking swamp
how long will it take me to walk to New Amsterdam, I mean New YORK fucking english cunts...

>>69831325
where u @

>>69821500
>wake up on a farm
>have preg wife and a dozen little anglos
>make them do all the work
>go out to hunt with buds in the meantime
>spot some savages
>cough on them
>dead
>go home
>mild cough develops into moderate cough
>die

Remove Sweden.

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>>69821500

Work on a farm. Not a bad life. As long as you don't die from disease or cold.

But hey it's all about wrapping up warm, feeding yourself well, taking care of yourself. Putting in an honest day's work every day. I could do that.

Yeah I reckon I'd survive.

I would go to America, dog bless

make a plaque with my name on it, put it in one of the spanish missions, and give myself a heart attack when I find it 305 years later

>>69828087
I'd go steal this guy's gold.

>>69821500
Join UK to help them to annex Canada.

>build churches
>praise the sun
>build fortifications
>buy some islands
>OH SHIT THE FUCKING FROGS!!
>kill the frogs

Die.
I'd rather die then be in the hands of the danes

>>69821500
get scalped, probably.

>>69821500
remove kebab

>>69826610
>Take the next galleon to Spain
>XVIII
>Monkeys still invading our country
Not cool

>>69822324
translate the pic PLES

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>>69821500
>sweden looks like big brown cock

>>69821500
Pray I don't get invaded by turkroaches

>Aravaca
It is in the middle of El Escorial and Madrid.I would move to Madrid and publish some elementary school tier shit and become famous.Then I would jew people with my superior knowledge of finances and would probably end up with a palacete and a qtpi Castillian noble virgin bride.That or moving to Mexico or Perú and exploiting some random natives

>>69821500
start heading east

Worst century of my life! Save sweden

panic really fucking hard

>>69821500
Arm myself because them indigenous savages are coming to burn Santiago yet again.

>>69821500
Drown. I'm in the remains of a lake

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Gauchos would be starting to flourish as a society, but considering I live in Serra Gaúcha I'd probably be a Guaraní, so I'd have to travel southwards to the Pampas in order to become a Gaucho and start raiding the Spanish settlements to the east and south of Banda Oriental.

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>tfw can be eaten by a fucking bear.
>tfw my city still doesn't exist.

kill myself

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>>69826610
The next galleon to Acapulco you mean.

>>69832041
*occupies your capital*
nothing personal kid

>>69834814
Do you realy live there?

>>69837157
Petropavlovsk Kamchatsky, full of commieblocks and comfy views.
Good morning :э

>>69821500
Mangio la pasta

>>69821500
Steal some tobbacco seeds and become a tobbacco farmer until im rich, set my kids up to be founding fathers

>>69837323
bost pics

>>69833095
Me 2

Start jewing the Spaniards with my knowledge

>>69821500
Join a rebellion

>>69837323
I doesnt realy look that bad and 180.000 people are pretty nice, wouldnt tought that so many people live there. But how do connection with Russia? Do you use boats and planes or do you drive north through magadan?

>>69821500

>french canada

help

Buy bitcoins before they get expensive

>>69821500
>north east ohio

find the nearest frenchman then gtfo back to my european homeland

Get murdered by Cherokee

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>Southcentral Alaska

JUST

The Mughal """empire""' was on its deathroes and Marathas were the emerging powers then.

Tell the Maratha Confederacy of the eternally damned white devil who was just sneaking in the guise of trade and get them all crucified.

>>69821500
kick some british ass

>>69821500
Go to ragusa and become a deck hand on a trade shio

>>69821500
probably die because nobody lives here at that point

Wait to get cucked by Britbongs in another 60 years

>>69821500

I wake up in a freezing cold swamp without anything and die horribly

>>69822915
>>69822915

I don't get it

>>69821500
>town wouldn't have be built yet
>would be in the middle of a forest or something

also
>tfw canadian AND french

>>69821500
REFORM NYUGGAH

>>69821983
You failed.

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>>69833818
You can't stop me.

I suppose I'm some kind of white God but I'm pretty sure it would not last long before I'm gang raped, not to mention I don't speak a fucking word of 1700 Khmer.
So well, proceed to meet the Portuguese merchants and negotiate a ticket home if I scrub the deck all trip long. Once I'm back in France, I can provide marketing knowledge so Louis XIV can have a bitchin' slogan. Nec Pluribus Impar.

Kill myself

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>find the nearest constantinapolitan greek
>fart on his faec

>>69822273
underrated

>>69821500
Probably cutting trees since my city didn't exist

Join the merchant navy and open an opium trading post in the indies.