>"Mamma Mia please give me your big northern viking cock"

shes not even pretty lul

>be millionaire nordcuck
>end up with 6/10 girl anyways

Actually, Marzia is the dominant one in their relationship, Felix is the bitch.

>>69817491
he sounds and behaves like an absolute homosexual though.

and she sounds unironically mentally challenged
even in italian

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>>69817491
Just a shit and untalented version of Dan Stevens.

>>69817510
>>69817537
>>69817564
>literally this mad that your women can't resist big Swedish cock

>>69817667
I've heard not even Swedish men can resist the Swedish cock.

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You make Medcucks mad Erik

>>69817667
There's no such thing as big Swedish cock

>>69817510
are you 12 or something?

>>69817805

>he hasn't seen the northern brothers sex tape yet

so is Pewdiepie like a national icon in Sweden

>>69817805
>flag

>>69817831
Both of them make me cringe 2bqhwyf

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>>69817805
>

>swedes
>vikings

>>69817743
underrated post

I wish I was him

He earns his life by playing to video and he's not ugly.

>>69817510
get out and get around to find +7/10 girl is naturally hard even for rich guy

>>69818096
games*

>>69817491
Does he still live here?

>>69817831
WEEEEE

>>69817900
kek

Well tbf the national average has increased as a result of the Somali intake

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>>69817667
>proud Scandi cuck
Lol i know woman who trying fuck with Skandi guy with HGE penis... but his penis so soft that yhis is has been improssible task and she send him GTFO...

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>>69818233
SWEDED

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>>69818274
"will my üntermensch slav pussy be worthy of his northern seed, I want him to rape me just like his viking ancestors raped my ancestral mothers"

Felix is an embarrassment to The Kingdom of Sweden for falling in love with a dirty Italian.

>>69818336
Tbh it's not to. Have you met any southern european girls? They're actually feminine unlike our nasty girls.

>>69817491
Why does she sound like some autistic anime character?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULcPJigycbI

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>>69818358
Swedish girls are nice

>>69818116
its not

>>69818322
>no chin
>no jaw
>pig nose
>brown hair
>probably brown eyes as well
oh, the glorious nordic master race!

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I should know these people? Google image search doesn't give the answer.

>>69818504
I think it's PewDiePie and his high pitched squeaky fake voiced girlfriend

>>69818383

>>69818460
No he's an ugly beta loser, that's why he settled for a 9/10 slav girl. The real alphas like pew takes Southern euro girls

>>69818504
You're better off not knowing.

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>>69818322
Modern Skandinavians are descendants of thralls. All vikings sail away into England/France/Russia yet in Medieval times.

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>>69818322
Did you just call Slavs Untermensch?

>>69818637
What you gonna do? Remove me?

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>>69817491
>"God of Thor please give me your big Russian cock"
>>69818425

Lel

>>69818322
you are slavic too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1Y-GCF9k7M&t=13s

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>>69818725
Yes.
>>69818730
This

>>69818757
I'm a finn aka pure

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Lucky girl.
I'm mad jealous.

You'll never ride the BNC. ;_;

>>69818144
Ye he lives in the Brighton and Hove area.

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>>69818793
Good post Pekka

>>69818842
>he lives in the gay capital of the UK

I forgot about that

>>69818770
>Give me that big NATO bomber cock

>>69818799
Why are the French so gay?

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>>69818997
Delete this! Only Sweden can suck NATO cock!

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>>69818997
>I like that big Anti-Aircraft cock

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>>69819124
>Cardboard window.

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>>69819124
>Gimme some of that dutch war tribunal dp, baby

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>>69819470
>Sweden yes!

>>69817491
Ich bin ein Pozzhahnrei. Ihr wollt wissen, was das ist? Nun, lasst mich erklären.

Der normale Hahnrei erhält nur ein Geschenk von seinem schwarzen Stecher: Ein schwarzes Kind. Doch der Pozzhahnrei will mehr. Er will drei Geschenke. Wir sind gierige kleine Schlampen.

Doch zuerst dazu, wie ich es tue.

Normalerweise fahre ich in meinem Mercedes zu einer Strassenstudio-Kreuzung, wo Schwarze ihre Muskeln trainieren, wo der Schweiss auf ihrer Haut glänzt und die Luft von ihrem Geruch erfüllt ist. Da werde ich schon steif, wenn ich nur dran denke. Manchmal komme ich ein bisschen in meine Hose. Ich steige aus und frage die Schwarzen, wer von ihnen AIDS hat. Sie wissen dann schon, was kommt. Einer tritt hervor, und wir fahren gemeinsam etwas weiter. Dann hole ich ein Messer und steche es in meine Harnröhre und drehe es ein bisschen, wir nennen das den „Aids-Dreher“ in der Hahnrei-Community.

Klar, es tut weh, aber was als nächstes kommt, ist einfach zum Abspritzen geil. Der Schwarze schiebt seinen gewaltigen AIDSverseuchten Schwanz in meine Harnröhre und fickt mich, bis wir beide kommen. So habe ich mir schon 4 verschiedene Arten von AIDS geholt. Das ist das erste Geschenk.

Dann fahren wir nach Hause, wo er meine Frau fickt. Das ist das zweite Geschenk. Sie hat auch schon viele Arten von AIDS. Jedes Mal, wenn sie schwanger wird, schenkt sie mir ein schwarzes Baby, das auch AIDS hat. Das ist das größte Geschenk, zu wissen, dass meine Kinder mehr weiße Frauen infizieren werden.

>>69819836
Why does Peter always look so smug?

>>69817491
how are they still together?

If I had a quarter of his money I would be organizing Eyes Wide Shut kind of orgies with models every day, I certainly would not spend my days fucking a Venete peasant.

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>>69819961
>Emperor of biggest Empire in the world
>So smug
It's a difficult question.

>>69820033
I don't think you understand the desire for feminine qts in Scandinavia. We're completely starved of them.

>>69820072
to think he had to meander and end up in Veneto, of all places, to find a "feminine" qt.

the irony.

>>69820072
>Be Somalian
>Go to Sweden to rape women
>Swedish women rape you

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I find this realistic British portrait of Swedish Emperor. Fingol detected.

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>>69819836
>Tfw proudest moment of military history is defeating a Swedish army a third of their size, that had just spent an entire winter without food or shelter.

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>>69820197
No. Tfw proudest moment of military history is raep everyone on Swedish Empire enslave Swedish civilians and use them as slaves for build new Capitol of Russian Empire.

>>69820294
well prank'd

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>>69820294
Tfw Swedish prisoners then still had about the same rights as the average Russian (a serf) until 1861. Must be comfy knowing that your local noble can't sell you or you family to pay off his gambling debts any longer, Pjotr.

This is how a military victory to be proud of looks like.

>>69820033
animale

>>69820133
I have no idea what that means but every Italian girl I've met has been feminine and sweet. All Swedish women are rude, loud, slutty, feminist and overall disgusting.

>>69820432
why?

monogamy is overrated, especially at a young age.

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>>69820188
>Brofist!

>>69820465
I only really met one and she was kind of a man character wise, but she made my dicc hard nevertheless because of her big viking ass and slutty dresses.

>>69817510
to be quite desu and honest I would fug her

>>69820506
>>69820465
Every swedish and Italian girl I've met had hairy armpits and were manly.

But they were still miles better than American girls in terms of character. Or maybe it's just that you export your characters.

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>>69820506
Yes they're good to fuck but imagine a relationship with a girl like this.

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>>69820402
Lol they all die during building of Russian Northern capitol. When you visiting St-Petersburg for fuck with cheap Ukrainian prostitutes/drink cheap vodka you walked upon hecatombs of Swedish slaves actually.

>>69820701
>only beautiful Russian city
>built by Swedes

Really makes me think

>>69820630
I don't know men here are pussy whipped anyway so I doubt the difference is substantial, maybe you get more of a passive aggressive treatment here instead of direct talk.

point is, why would you engage in relationships when you can literally fuck anyone in the world like him?

I would understand if he was 40 but c'mon, he's wasting so much potential.

>>69820739
we get*

>>69820630
If that helps you feel better situation is almost same here in your neighbor what comes to women

>>69820739
Because women offer more than sex. Real women that is, not Swedish cumdumpsters. Female energy and companionship does wonders for your well-being.

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>>69820736
>beautiful
>Petersburg
you mad bro

>>69820806
I know, I have a gf, but only because I'm poor.

>nordcucks
>big cocks
if anything the dick size is reversely proportional to northness

>>69820739
shitposting aside, normal people don't see long term relationships as "wasted potential"

>>69820882
>tfw normal
>have to tell myself this sort of things to justify my boring sexual life

iktf

>>69820701

The word "slave" is literally named after your ethno-linguistic group, because Slavs were taken and sold so much by other countries throughout the medieval and early modern periods. Can't make this shit up.

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>you share a board with people that watch PewDiePie

>>69820058
>Emperor of biggest Empire in the world
it wasn't the biggest

>>69818116
wrong

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>>69820994
>your ethno-linguistic group
Wrong, Russians aren't Slavs

>>69821529
Sergei, you are white boy. Stop stealing our history.

>the most cucked pieces of shit on the planet have to resort to that time one of them (their biggest """""celebrity""""", some faggot subhuman) managed to get some girl instead of being fucked by tyrone
>this is such an event that he has to start a thread about it

hey guys, have you heard. some swedish """man""" managed to score a girl instead of being cucked by a pack of somali for once!! this is literally national news in sweden

it's even more pathetic because she is obviously a front to hide his blatant homosexuality.

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>>69821964
>Italian women rather be with homosexual Swedish men than with Italian ""men""

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SWEDED.

>>69817491
you know she's pretty ugly if she needs 10 kg of make up on her face

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>>69822161
She's a good 8-9/10 m8.

>>69818730
What happened to Finland?

>>69821964
I do not understand why you're upset that italian women want to be with swedish gay cuckmen.

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>>69822283
We return them back to Swedes. Sweden must looks like benis you know.

>>69822211
She literally couldn't be any more bland.

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>>69822417
STOP BULLYING US

>>69822483
oispa kaljaa

>>69822464
You kidding me? Is this what average girl in Brazil looks like? I'm on the next plane then.

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>>69822511
oispa kossua

>>69822211
she's like a five here, in all honesty
but she has a decent body and a nice style so she's and 8 with make up on

>>69822630
an*

>>69822630
>she's like a five here
Why do u lie?

>>69822572
>not minttu and chocolate milk

wtf i hate finland

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>>69822698
wi havent seen her in motion

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>>69822483
But sweden return you to us ta last. Nobody wnt rule Finns and we give independence to you in result.

>>69822529
There's no average in brazil, but if I'd imagine the blandest, most uninteresting and most unoriginal middle-class BR girl it would be quite similar to that.

>>69822043
Italians may be uglier with moms who will make you miserable, but they aren't afraid to approach women unlike Nords.

>>69822698
She has a pretty fucked up face without make up, dude
5 is average, and some guys might rightfully even rate her lower than that

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>>69817622

>>69822760
What the fuck. You must be full of shit because if that's true then why does the attractive swedish women meme exist? Niggers with a blonde fetisch?

>>69822850
Blonde hair and blue eyes are rare, so they're seen as beautiful

>>69822757
Lenin and other (((bolseviks))) did give it.

So basically jews saved Finland.

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>>69822850
Here if you're blond you get around 3 points in the 0-10 scale.

Here's an example picture of normies being normies in 6 pixels.

>>69822211

>non-white
>9/10

I'm kekking

>>69822817
Her face is symmetric and not fat, she got beautiful eyes and a cute smile. I can't see what's wrong.

>>69823172
She looks generic and she has weird eyes

>>69817510
This, have you seen her without makeup? She looks p awful.

>>69818116
Nah. One of the easiest chicks I've ever met was an 8-9/10.
>She is now dating a rich guy for his money
oh well

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>>69823172

>her face is symmetric

Did the Somalians give you too much khat?

>>69823394
nvm she's fucking ugly, fuck disgusting.

>>69822211
that's not an 8 here fuck off

>>69823394
She seriously looks and behaves like an autistic. Does Felix have a fetish for retards?

>nordic men going after med women

Please don't do that! Don't destroy your lives!
Med women are horrible monstrous beings

>>69822417
hehe beins :-DDD

>>69823483

>autistic

Have you seen his content?

Money making business aside, he is a legit idiot.

>>69820739
Maybe because he's not an amoral degenerate like you are who's obsessed with sex?

Maybe he cares more about more important things like love?

>>69823639
Says the retard spending his days on 4chan on welfare money

>inb4: not on welfare money
Well congratulations!

>>69823876

>underage kid upset someone called his idol an idiot

:(

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>>69823683
>you will NEVER have a qt loyal Italian gf that actually loves you
feels terrible if I have to say so myself

>>69823925
>>69823876
They fell in love by sending eachother little messages on paper... they couldn't even talk to eachother at first, that's pretty autistic to me, cute, but autistic.

>>69823977
You just described how romances starts in binland.

>>69817491
>"Mamma Mia please give me your wallet while I cuck you with Pekka"

fix'd that for you, buddy

>>69823394
She's doing a weird pose fagot. I still think she's cute and I would gf without hesitation.

>>69824116
t. Pewdiepie

>>69824135
She's cute, take the ravioli out of your eyes you dumb fuck

>>69823394
Is she Popeye?

>>69824167
she's average

>>69824196
I'm so fucking angry at you right now, you will never get even 2 meters close to a girl that cute

>>69824207
Lol no

>>69824222
If I ever do, remind me to pack a crowbar so I can pry her off my cock

>>69824167

if that is considered cute in Italy I have to inform you that your girls are even uglier than Norwegian girls.

>>69824287
What a fucking cynical bastard

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>>69824222
>t. Spinach

He met her before he got rich, so he probably values her for that.

Most likely new girls would just be interested in his status and money.

>>69824386
This, she's cute, charming and funny as hell and doesn't care about the money

>>69824259
Yes she is, I see girls that either look like or her or prettier ones all the time
I don't think she's ugly, but she genuinely is nothing special

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This is unironically a sex symbol in Norway.

>>69824564
Ew

>>69824564
Yeah, promoting the love between two men

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>>69824585

>>69824618
Cut her hair and she can pass off as Dolph Ludgren

>>69817510
x2

>>69824618

bitch cut herself shaving

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>>69824564

This is unironically a sex symbol in Sweden.

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>>69821529

>>69824440
she was rich

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>>69824779
>tfw only love masculine women but live in a feminine women country

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>voted sexiest tv personality

>>69825002

Thats pretty gay

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>>69825002

this too feminine?

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Kek, this thread. I'm sure the gentlesirs here push away girls like pewdiepie's on a daily basis.

>>69825002

I'll gladly switch places.

>>69824779
she's very pretty

>>69825238
Me too.
No turning back tough ok?

I hope you don't regret your decision

>>69817491
I really wanna cum on that face. The girl can watch.

>>69825173
I can't, they're all busy fawning over white knight betas such as yourself.

and by the way slav girls are way more feminine and prettier than our brown trolls

>>69825411
FRATELE MEU ALB

>>69825411
this slav grills >>>> med trolls

>>69825411
>>69825535
If you're interested me and my viking buds might be able to procure a few like the good ol' days

>>69825411
>>69825535

>they fell for the Slavic meme

You are in for a rude awakening when you visit a Slavic country.

>>69825634
I've been to Poland, Czech Republic and Hungary and their girls on average were prettier than ours.

>>69822211
she is a big nose veneta, so not even italian but some slav rapebabby

>>69825743
Croatia and Slovenia too,I forgot to mention

>>69825799
are you implaying that italians don't have big noses? lmao

>>69825401
Funny attempt at an insult, considering that getting a lot of female attention is the literal opposite of being a beta male in nature.

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>>69818322
>HANS! I just picked up your laptop and I see this? What the hell is wrong with you? I thought we raised you better

>>69825897
This place is not for you, child. Go away.

>>69824564
Looks like Robbie Roktten with a wig and lipstick

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>>69824564
Top qt

>>69823394

>cherrypicking a photo THIS hard to prove that she's ugly

jesus christ how desperate are Meds

>>69826979

.t Joey Frappuccino

>>69818233
good post

>>69824058
Really? That's cute

>>69827295
D-do you really think so

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>>69826429
Italian girls are better

>>69824564
Is that a young sylvester stallone?

>>69822833
That is an absurd amount of blood.

>>69818590
>Getting hairy overrated midgets
>Alpha

>>69817491
>Be worth hundreds of millions of dollars
>Date a swarthy and stocky Italian girl
Why are Swedish men such fucking cucks? I feel embarrassed desu.