An Australian and a Russian get into a fight. They have both

>>69813825
Russian win

Aussie can't into sober after handling that liquor much

The one with the gun

your mother

>>69813825
Me

>>69813906
??? Are you Japanese behind a proxy?

The finn

average aussie drunk guy got attacked with a fucking axe at the local servo around the corner form my house at 2am while buying a meat pie

the video shows him standing up right after taking it to the face, so I'm going to say the drunk aussie

>>69813825
>Australian throws punches
>Russian knocks him out with one punch
>Drags him in a back ally
>Strangles him with wire
>Orders some more drinks

we'd glass the bydlo good

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>>69814814
Not if it's this fucking cunt

the ruskie no doubts about that

>>69814814
>hit a Russian over the head with a bottle
>it just makes him angrier
>get murdered

>>69814952
>>69814995
I agree
Fairer fight'd be Australian vs Irishman

Russian obviously.

>>69814995
nah, glassing is stabbing someone with a broken bottle

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>>69813825
Australian lives on beach, surf, works out to impress girls. He is taller and stronger.
Filthy Russian will just stab. After alcohol aussie has even less chances to counter knife.

>russian
stupid but strong can fight with bear
>australian
lose with emu

>>69813825
Under hot weather : Aussie wins
Under cold weather Russian wins