wake up dummies
/balt/
>>69811472
>>69811425
Fresh snow here, BA
helo yes im awak
>>69811472
Wrong thread.
good morning
>>69811584
yes helo
magyar cigany
>>69811425
Good Morning friendos
Is 2 virgins trying to have sex most awkward thing to exist? How do you even fuck virgin girl? You have to be very slow and gentle right? Will she be hurt no matter what?
i am awake
Greater Slovak Empire when?
>>69812720
>most awkward thing to exist
no, if you are not already awkward together already
If you are completely comfortable and playful together before it, then it will be fine
>How do you even fuck virgin girl?
benis in bagina :DD
>You have to be very slow and gentle right?
yes
>Will she be hurt no matter what?
yes, quite a lot
need lots of foreplay to make her really wet
make sure he lies comfortably, pillow under head etc etc
Who you gonna fugg?
>>69813215
ahoj
>tfw the best Polish bar/restaurant in Germany is near my hometown
Good feel. They only serve pierogi, bigos, barszcz and beer though.
>>69813709
>They only serve pierogi, bigos, barszcz and beer though
A real man needs no more.
>>69813819
I wish they served koteletki though.
>>69813989
Too bad I live with parents, I would try to make this kind of stuff myself, looks really fun. Especially if a typical lad can do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVUagOO_53g
what are your plans for this day?
>>69814596
i was supposed to go swimming and then to prax, but as i was going out of house guy came to measure water so i missed train. stayed at home gonna play league then do some exercise later i think
>>69814596
Get back from work
Take a shower
Eat while watching some YouTube videos
Play something for 1-2 hours or just browse 4chan/Facebook or something else
Skype call
Some TV show/movie and talking for the rest of the night until 00:00-01:00
Sleep
Work
rinse and repeat
>>69814596
Get back from Work at around 17:00 - 16:00
Have lunch with wife
Clean up after lunch
Cuddle wife
Play video games for 2 or 3 hours
Have sex with wife
Read book in bed till 22:30 or 23:00
Have a quick shower
Prepare food for work
Go sleep until 6:30
>>69814596
nothing desu
>>69814596
Gonna study all day
And all day tomorrow
And the day after that
All the way until next wednesday.
Fuck this school desu
>>69815043
>tfw I failed exam
thank god I can write it again
>>69815094
Same here, that's why I'm studying all week. Good luck friend, what exam is it?
>>69815508
machine design fundamentals. it's not hard, but I didn't prepare for it at all
>tfw for the first time you get an A for something that is not PE or english
>>69812720
There is no way for sex with a virgin to be good for anybody on the first time, it's going to be shit no matter what so don't expect anything else. dis nigga >>69813565 has good advice though
>>69817990
congrats
Tfw got Fx while all the other get D/E. I prepared like them. I wrote basicaly everything on that test but still. Gonna see the Phdr. to see whats up.
Tfw everybody cheated but you, because u did think u even needed to
>>69819232
>>69817990
>same slow Vaks would complain about brain drain
>>69819847
why would i complain about brain drain? it's completely normal and understandable that someone wants to live in countries with higher living standard and wages
>anime
>>69817990
>mfw A from structure and function of nucleic acids
>>69819913
literally nothing wrong with anime
>>69819918
what do you study senpai?
>>69820083
biochemistry
>„Ztroskotanci a samozvanci“. Nebo třeba „pijavice“ a „presstitutky“? To první je titulek článku, kterým před čtyřiceti lety, 12. ledna 1977, Rudé právo „představilo“ Chartu 77. Druhá dvě slova intenzivně kolují v jisté části internetu a sociálních sítí jako oblíbené označení pro neziskové organizace a novináře. Veřejně je použil i prezident Miloš Zeman.
>Komunikační kód, který vykresluje nepřítele, je v obou případech, tehdy i teď, podobný. Pro Rudé právo byli chartisté samozvanci pohrdající lidem, kteří obviňují naši společnost, že v ní není život uspořádán podle jejich buržoazních a elitářských představ. Dnes je nálepka od lidu odtržených, namyšlených elit běžnou součástí populistické rétoriky a veřejného diskursu. Zatímco Charta 77 (ve Ztroskotancích tzv. charta 77) vystupovala z kosmopolitních pozic, teď se za smrtelné hříchy berou multikulturalismus a politická korektnost.
https://nazory.aktualne.cz/komentare/ztroskotanci-a-samozvanci-po-40-letech-misto-charty-77/r~de00730ed89d11e681020025900fea04/?_ga=1.237584645.424947612.1476093259
>tfw sitting in an ubytovna, getting paid 750 crowns for not working
>tfw would rather go to work instead
>>69820151
How can I get money for not doing anything?
I always had to show up and pretend to work, which seriously disrupted my daily routine of playing games and watching anime.
>>69820083
Northern Hungarian police?
>>69820142
also,
>lipold
>>69820279
employer doesn't have work for me. so I'm on an emergency, which means that I go to work if they call me, but otherwise don't work. I mean, slacking is cool, but it's 400 crowns less than working a 12 hour shift
>>69820103
cool
>tfw got only D from biochem
>>69820301
no, Eastern Former Czechoslovakia
Is it worth to buy a phone which costs 300€ or more?
>>69821169
depends
are you a rich cunt?
>>69821270
no I am not, I wish i was tho
>>69821342
then you don't need such an expensive phone
>>69814596
>came from work
>gonna cook some dinner
>shitpost on 4chan
I'm stuck in a rut and can't find motivation to do anything in the afternoons ;_;
Also,
>-16°C
>still no snow
The easiest way to spot a PVE only casual faggot is the fact that he shills STR builds.
Lmao fucking nigger good luck hitting anyone with those slow slabs of shit. Bonus points if the retard thinks Zweihander is a STR weapon.
>>69811519
Kek.
>>69821169
That would be considered midrange or even above already I think. I am using Moto G3 right now which was released around August or September of 2015 and cost like 219 €. That was the go-to budget phone for the best price to bang ratio. Right now such phone is Motorola Moto G4 and it goes for around 250 €. it even dipped below 200 € at one point, I don't know why.
It really depends on what you want to do with it, anything 300 € or above is really unnecessary unless you want superior quality and support. It would already be luxury. Not iPhone tier, but luxury.
>want to play games but on linux
>>69824036
-virtual OS
-dualboot
-plenty of game on linux
literally no excuse in [current year]
>>69824036
better than mac desu
>>69821169
buy Note 3 or 4 they go for under 200€ now
I just had another laugh about murcans actually electing the Trump. That's gonna be a constant source of entertainment.
>tfw attending my gymnázium's ball tonight
>don't know anyone aside from the people who graduated in the same year as me
>tfw pregaming with a friend in a cozy pub
Should I try to pull some prime patnáctka pussy, /v4/?
I just realized my boyfriend is gay.
I'm pretty sure I just saw one of my ex-girlfriends from high school in one of those ads beside porn videos that just flashes through random pictures of naked girls.
>>69824997
yes
>>69825261
Did he give you a BJ?
>>69824997
There are patnáctkas at gymnázium balls? I thought that it was usually only maturants or year youngers. That means 18+.
Dude, patnáctkas can't ball or drink.
>>69826604
>brojobs
>an indicator of gayness
>>69821169
No. OK chinkphones cost around 200 Euros, anything more expensive don't give you actually as much added value as they cost.
>>69826604
I'm a girl.
>>69826693
It's gay when it involves nuts fondling
>>69826778
ikr, we all are
>>69826819
true, there does need to be a line somewhere. ball play and eye contact are definitely out of the question
>>69826778
L U B L I N
U
B
L
I
N
v4 countries, do you have anyone like Babiš in goverment?
>>69826778
pls be in Wilno
>>69827206
oh boy
do we have someone not like him?
>>69827341
Is it that bad?
Heard you got parliament made of FUCK YOU EU politicians
>>69827206
just read his Wikipedia article. yep, he's Czech Trump.
>>69827415
yes it's even worse
fresh news from yesterday:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38582447
>>69827569
kek
>>69827666
this guy also says that our greatest ally in the EU is the UK
hmmmmmmm
really makes me think
>>69827415
Where did you hear that nonsense? Poles love EU, they love getting free money and being able to move to UK. Exact opposite of what Czechs think about it. The thing is, Poles and now even their gubmint are borderline crazy catholics and some orthodox catholic opinions don't go good enough with liberal EU policy.
>>69827738
Also:
>Another designed some currency, but added: "It's funny until you realise your only allies left are Belarus, Hungary and an imaginary nation state."
>>69827805
>Belarus
>>69827541
Well Trump got into politics because you can actually believe him that he wanted to make US great again. Or at least he wanted to be the president because he is so self-centered and he saw it as an ultimate position he can reach and that belongs to him.
Babiš is not aiming that high. He is OK with being minister of finances. Babiš went into politics because he can control the flow of money into his business more easily while destroying and controlling his rivals.
>>69827846
I think PiS is shutting down Biełsat TV in exchange for some comforting words from Lukashenko.
>>69827767
Ive just seen great attitude vs EU, it was about interventing into internal issues of Poland, trying to dictate Poles what to do.
>>69827937
And that makes us allies?
>>69827738
I'm not British, but what was his reasoning for that? I've always divided attitude towards the EU into three schools of thought in my head: German, British, and Polish
>pro-federalization, pro-brown dicks
>anti-federalization, anti-brown dicks
>pro-federalization, anti-brown dicks
>>69827969
Almost
>>69828053
They're in the same EU party as Tories and basically they're anti-federalisation. Ironic when 75% of Poles want federalisation. Your division sounds right to me, but what people want and what PiS wants isn't the same.
>>69827888
He's said that he does want to be PM, apparently, unless in your system the President has the actual power, like France, because I see he's not interested in that.
>>69827959
Yeah, exactly what I said, they are bitching about some things in the EU, but they don't want out at all. Poles would be the most happy if they were in charge of the EU policy by themselfes. They'd make compulsory christianity and anti-russian sentiment for everyone. Also they'd probably build a huge EU army and attack Moscow.
>>69828136
I have never understood that, Poles are so different politically from Western Yuros that federalization would just result in their voices being drowned out. A cynical person could say it's because of gibs but I don't believe that.
>tfw no gf
>>69828370
At least we won't get conquered by Russia if EU is one country
>>69828408
good
>>69828408
Wouldn't help. If you're miserable with yourself you won't be able to make someone else happy either nor would that make your problems disappear.
Seek enlightement and memes and finding a girlfriend will come naturally.
>>69828053
>I'm not British
>british flag
what are your thoughts about ISIS Ahmed?
>>69828828
he is a Burger iirc
>>69828828
>be me
>finally pick up all my balls and tell the literally perfect girl that I'm really close with that I love her and want us to be together
>"You're a really nice guy anon, but I like you as a friend and I'd like us to stay like this" :^)
>mfw
I'm hitting JUST levels that shouldn't even be possible
>>69829068
>still falling for the gf meme
>>69824036
Brood War works under Wine, what else does a man need?
>>69829068
you too will get the pucci
>>69829068
>>69828230
And that is what i mean. If course we are biggest eruosceptics. And im glad for that. But at all, we are biggest sceptics in the world in my opinion. Every Czech sees glass half empty.
You are right with Moscow attack also
>>69829279
Do you believe Czechs invented jealousy as well?
>2 GB
>765 folders
At what point does the size of your 4chan folder reach "turboautism, please kill yourself now" level?
small reminder of eternal czech-luxembourg friendship
>>69829166
t b h I'll rather be a depressed fuck than a faggot who jacks off to chinese zoo- and pedophillic cartoons
>>69829168
a man can hope
>>69829204
thank you mr. asian no. 845321564
>>69829644
>2 GB
This nigga for real? Had to split my shit because searching through it got too slow.
>>69829777
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>69829777
t-that can't just be images, right
>>69829977
Just a small sample.
>>69828788
I could live for cute gf
I wonder what 4chan will be like in 10 years
Free game
https://www.humblebundle.com/store/dirt-showdown-free-game
>>69829168
>>69829700
Hello Lux
>>69830255
I bought it in christmas sale
>>69830251
>tfw i wont know
>>69830190
>all those advice dog macros
you should start a 4chan museum
>>69830255
dziekuje
>>69830255
hey vilnanon
>>69830251
Pure faggotry.
>>69830370
whatever man, see you here same time same place in 2027
>>69830644
>tfw i will be normie fucking hot girls
>tfw you losers will be here talking about ancient history and stupid political shit
hahaha
>>69830717
you can take a man out of 4chan, but you can't take 4chan out of the man, my slow vak friend
>>69830796
im only boy tho
>>69830796
Do any of yalls countries have conscription or nah
Probably not
>>69830843
we do but only in state of emergency or war/conflict
>>69830843
>yalls
>>69830843
conscription is for faggot countries, i need to study and fuck hot girls, no time to LARP in forests
>>69830871
>>69830906
I suppose those make sense
What of yall's neighbors (excluding ukraine)
>>69831106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzbCkHxNxvc
>>69831212
That's not conscription you retard those are volunteers.
>>69829644
huh, that's more than I expected
>>69831247
yeah forgot to add poles are enthusiastic to be cannon fodder
>tfw 210mb 4čen folder
>>69831297
Are you that antifa fag who used to post here a few months ago?
>>69831212
>German-made documentary about Poland
>>69831297
>y-you can't defend your country!
k
Honestly Hitler was completly right about slavs. Just by looking at v4 countries I can tell you are nothing but shit eating vermin and your nations will always be worthless. Honestly if Germans were the only ethnicity in the world then Mars would be colonized already.
>>69831480
I think you guys are real cool
Hohols are coming, and they are taking their teen daughters with them, how do we resist?
>>69831367
No, that's not him.
>>69831602
>you
>implying I'm from a v4 country
besides you're an amerishart your opinion doesn't matter because your knowledge about the world is based on movies and comic books
>>69831659
we push on the integration if you know what I mean
Was on Rogue One with my brother and I must say while the movie was a pretty standard blockbuster it was cool to see Vader I didn't expect him at all and he had quite a badass scene at the end.
>>69831694
I've never read a comic before and I've never seen a movie about that area sadly other than Schindlers list maybe
I wish I was a knight in the middle ages and treated peasants like shit as well as fighting ruskies.
>>69831659
>how do we resist?
there's no way
they're too sexy
Lads why are all the prozzies in England from v4
>tfw no qt girl (male) to cuddle with
;_;
>>69832704
but Kittens is a female girl
>>69832854
proofs?
>>69832953
Her nudes?
>>69832704
>tfw no slovak gf
>>69833046
i know that feel too well
Guys r8 me.
>>69833046
-,DDD how this make u feel
>ugh czemu sniegu nie ma? ;(
>snieg spadł
>wlatuje mi w oczy, pizga w twarz niczym bicz
macie swój snieżek głupie zimowe kurwy kiedys zdobęde pistolet i będe go wyciągał i pytał sie ludzi czy lubią zime jak powiedzą tak to ich odjebie na miejscu
>>69833500
>>69833372
Baška is Jewish?
>>69833583
apparently
Is it normal that after 1 liter of 12° beer I feel a little bit drunk?
>>69833629
Well, Jewesses are cute.
>>69833632
what are you some kind of sissyboy?
real men inject pure ethanol inside their veins
>>69833670
wonder how many jews are here in Slovakia without even knowing it, officialy we have 2000 but since askhenazis are indistinguishable its prolly way higher number
>>69833500
brate kod nas ovdje napadalo pola metra a debili ne čiste to još i bljuzga pa ne može čovjek normalno hodat
>>69833500
>wszystko stopnialo przez noc
feels bad man
>>69833755
My granfather is Jewish too.
Slovak Jews that stayed here are secular and assimilated.
>>69830843
not v4 but yes conscription here
>>69833816
Allahu Akbar
>>69833878
so you had army training?
>>69833755
You mean they have jewish heritage but they aren't part of jewish religion? If so, there may be thousands
>>69833863
>tfw you catch 2 jewish families in one thread
JURO HEAT THE OVENS
>>69833893
jebo te allah u dupe
>>69833863
I wonder if it makes me eligible for Aliyah. Probably not.
>>69833372
>>69833583
>>69833629
bullshit
>>69833993
http://domov.sme.sk/c/20432013/poslancovi-sa-nepaci-zidovsky-povod-ocenenych-osobnosti-preveri-ho-policia.html
>>69833904
I was called but because our whole system and bureaucracy is shit and Soviet type, I couldn't go. Well, I mean, I knew I had a heart problem just wasn't sure what it is. So I was told to go through all doctors and figure it out bla bla. It took me 3 months to get to heart doctor, then about 3 more months for test on bike where you have to pedal it to check heart rate. When I got to that test they told me I can't do it. I told him that and he sent me to Vilnius hospital, for that I wanted from September until December in line. Finally I got there and they gave me same shitty test after which they said my heart is not trained well enough and is weaker than usual. So I won't need to go. They released new conscript list couple of days ago and I am not there anymore. If I ever fix my heart somehow, I can always volunteer.
>>69834080
Google it, now are your Jobbik beliefs in conflict?
>>69834199
>Google it
that doesnt mean shit
>>69834320
hmmmmmmmm, want to know for certain?
Any lithuanians want to taste their national soup made by me?
why the fuck would you care if anyone is jew if they are not practicing the religion? I never understood this shit, you cant evel tell someone is jew unless they tell you/they have jewish name
>>69834708
I can tell someone is a jew by Slovak flag.
>>69834836
my name is Vladimír Kerekeš, im not jew
>>69834934
your name is Krtek?
>>69834708
people generally have no problem with Judaism or its followers
people hate haughty nepotistic influence peddling cunts who loathe the general populace
that's how i feel, anyway
Judaism isn't the entire Jewish culture, it's just one expression of it and certainly not the worst one
>>69834934
HAHA ur hungarian rapebabby
>>69834934
any sexy redhead relative?
>>69835158
>rapebabby
Im product of pure love and affection, im 100% ethnically hungarian, if it means anything at this point, every single of my ancestors identified as Magyars, my parents dont even have Š in their name
>>69835222
everyone asks this
>>69835306
>Im a product of pure love and affection
so rape
There is literally nothing wrong with same sex marriage.
>>69835461
agreed
>>69835461
(You)
>>69835461
agree, just like there is nothing wrong with fucking people under age of 10
>>69835461
only if feminine penis involved
There is literally nothing wrong with speaking a non Indo-European language
>>69835625
Get out.
>>69835625
helytálló, köszi
>>69835625
heszke w meszke i keszke w meszke
ryszki szyszki
>>69833046
post rare baškas
>tfw no slovakistani gf
Hi guise, how are my fellow Hungarians doing? :----D :DDD
Reddit is a much better site.
>Czechs
>white
>>69831480
Kill yourself cuck.
>>69835027
>who loathe the general populace
Who doesn't?
>>69835526
You are retarded if you actually equate that.
>>69834391
shut up
>>69838992
Butthurt gypsie slowvak shitskin.
>tfw people laugh at me in the apple thread because i still post here
>>69839210
>be hungarian nationalist jobbik voter
>fantasize about slovak jew
>>69813417
i would have shanked you for the suggestion a few years back. now i think it would actually be a blessing.
>>69839341
>replying to 13 hours old posts
baka
>>69839242
Germanophilic waste of oxygen.
>>69839378
i just joined the fonál
>>69839390
I'm German eat shit you subhuman.
>>69839489
""""German"""""
>>69839526
'''''british'''''''
>>69835587
I support this
>>69839526
/v4/ looks similar, noone here writes in v4 langage
Martwy fred kurwa.
>>69840940
there aren't any diasporaposters here though
>>69841169
Looked in the mirror lately?
>>69840940
we should post in french desu
>>69841169
its other way around, for example you have atleast 3 foreigners posting under Slovak flag, and since we speak in English we cant detect them
>>69841265
>>69841297
How do you know then?
I wish I was a mobster.
>>69841580
cause they aint slick and revealed themselves in the past
>>69841706
Wait, Hungarians, Gypsies and Jews are Slovak just as much as you are.
>>69841749
>reddit tier baits
Dobrou noc
>>69842020
don't go yet, night is young and we could have so much fun
>>69841683
You don't
>>69830251
/int/ didn't change much during last 8 years except for introduction of flags 2bh
>>69842718
the introduction of /his/ took away a lot of content here, as well as some of the better posters
>>69842272
Yes I do.
>>69843241
So you want to be politician?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wChlvZbXjY
>>69843298
Would love to move to Prague or Bratislava and acquire an objectively much qter gf than I would be able to acquire in the UK, but I would never be able to cope with knowing deep down that she's only with me for the chance to move to the UK and get more money. It's a damn shame desu.
>>69843415
nigger, nobody in v4 has to fuck you to go to the UK, they can just get on a plane and go
>>69843464
Still, it's an objective fact that they'd leech onto me at first for my comparatively comfy income, until they got a better offer and found an even comfier source of income.
>>69843415
we are in EU and therefore Schengen, your citizenship means nothing, you are not Swiss
>>69843533
well that's women for you
>see women only as sexual object
>complain when they see you only as walking wallet
Jebem ja vášho Boha vyjebaného SEBA-REFLEXIA na bode mrazu, každý deň ďakujem Bohu že mi dal tak skvelé gény a že som nadradený 95% spoločnosti
>>69843785
>nadradený 95% spoločnosti
A proto to hlásáš na fóru zabývajícím se čínskou kaligrafií :^)
>>69843893
Tesla sa rozprával s holubmi
at what temperature do you have to put on a jacket/pants
i swear all the normies here are too damn sensitive to cold but maybe it's just me being too sensitive to heat i don't know
>>69844067
around 15-10 C
>>69844123
lmao its 10C here and normies are wearing parkas lmao i should move to wendland
>>69844067
Do you not wear pants otherwise?
>>69844214
there's a difference between pants and shorts you know
Germans are obnoxious.
Since this thread is dead I'll just dump some weapons and armor.
I think Sallet is the most aesthetic helmet by the way.
>>69845956
what museum? (I'm assuming those are Polish signs)