You wake up in Tattoinne, Tunisia

:DDDD where is my katan- i mean lightsabre :DDDDD

>>69810943
cross the strait and go to my uncles house to ask him for some money for the plane back.

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>>69810943
Go get one of those Touareg sex slaves

>>69810943
>african architecture

kms

Enter the Boonta Eve Classic. At the worst, I die and can end the nightmare.

kill all the sand people

and not just the men, but the women and the children too. they're like animals, and I'll slaughter them like animals

i'll seek a job in jabba's palace, preferably in the audience chamber to enjoy orgies everyday

>>69810943
Trap and kill a Krayt Dragon, collect the bounty, and catch a shuttle to a better planet.

Head on down to mos eisley.

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>>69810943
Drink a boga soda then take the first train back to glorious Tunis

>>69813242
Neat church

collect junk

>>69813307
It's Catholic and most other churches are orthodox , stay away protestant filth.

>>69811003
el gitANO

>>69810943
Not gonna lie, those houses are pretty fucking aesthetic, in an austere-and-virile-resignation kind of way. I wonder how many people have killed themselves on those staircases, though. Looks like it's one false step and game over.

>>69810943
If Tatooine is a French colony, does that mean that Anakin Skywalker is in fact, French ?
Humans of Tatooine are French
Tusken are blacks
Jawa are arabs

Try spinning

That's a good trick

>>69816320
And Toydarian are jews

>>69816320
>If Tatooine is a French colony, does that mean that Anakin Skywalker is in fact, French ?

That would explain why he lost to Obi-wan and Luke.

>>69810943
eat some southern food there and than return to my city ; hotels in that city are crap that cash on " maaaah authentic unique feel ; no one wants to sleep in old as fuck creepy houses
>>69811283
those buildings can be up to 3000 years

>>69816532
years old*

>>69816394
Anakin Skywalker is the most powerful character from Star Wars with the highest rate of midichlorians (force) and the choosen one but we needed a movie so Obi Wan beat Anakin when he was a late teenager very edgy and not fully trained. After this battle Anakin lost his arms and legs and suffers from severe burns.
If you know Star Wars you know that to be a Sith you must have your "flesh", that's why Darth Vader can't lauch lightning unlike Palpatine.
Despite this he beat Palpatine, Old Obi and others. Choosen one because it's thanks to him that Force is re-balanced at the end of 6th.

>>69816532
>Southern food
Like what? Grilled dog?

>>69816904
fuck off clueless diaspora.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6biEIqZFF64

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>>69810943
go treasure chasing with some of the local wizards (pic)

>>69817076
But those guys look like they are in the north

>>69817611
i'm trolling desu they this pic is in some Central African country

>>69810943
that image really makes me want to work with clay/adobe

>that feel when not enough clay around me to build structures with
>those elevated staircases and round rooftops

>>69816733
>vader sounds black like a frenchman
>palpy and obi are both brits

oh shi-

>>69811271
> Tuaregs in Tunisia

Yub yub

>Tunisia flag is literally a ''@'' with a red flag
lmao

>>69818212
>implying it isn't ©

>>69817929
>>69817076
>>69817611
I thought this kind of humor only exists in Germany

>>69818169
actually tuareg exist in the tunisian sahara and especially in the village borma and remeda and some bedouin (people make confusion between them)
this video say it's a bedouin but it's clearly a touareg the clothes and the skin
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rR15QDq8gs

>>69818534
Always thought they only live near the southern edges of Libya and south eastern of Algeria

>>69818534
So is what that mexibro said true? can you really get a tuareg sex slave?

>>69816997
I was kidding but seriously what nice meal is southern?

>>69818723
tuareg rarely made any interaction with others and they are very religious and i watched a report about tuareg in tunisia (estimated number 2000+) they don't know about the tunisian revolution yet they never heard of phones of tv they don't even have radios
i still remember this they ask an old man who is the tunisian president he said bourguiba wtf

>>69818941
Wel Tuaregs are nomadic so they travel a lot around Algeria, Tunisia and Libya so If I was a tuareg I wouldn't care who the president of the country I'm passing theough's name is either.

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>>69810943
>MFW

>>69816532
no they're absolutely not, the architecture hasn't changed for 3000 years but none of those actually are more than a couple centuries old

>>69821059
true there is 150 'ksour' in tunisia the majority of them are 400 years old max