/cum/

cum lol

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Stop fucking black women.

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Ayo white boy

>>69810185

there he is there he goes again

>>69810222

those nigger fingers are really long,

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wat do i do now that im done tales from the borderlands

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>>69810226

>>69810226
SOURCE???????????????????????????????????????

>>69810254

play games that ARENT shit

i wihs i could move my penis from the crotch to the inner thigh but its still under the skin, like a gear shifter

>>69810254
try to achieve better tastes

>>69810254

kill yourself you fucking reddit fag.

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>>69810270
hmmmm
a compelling idea

>>69810270
>>69810281
why does everyone shit on borderlands? I thought it was fun mindless shootemup rpg

>>69810226
hannibal!?!?!?!??!?!??!??!?!?!??!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!

>>69810292

>>>/Reddit/

>>69810292
>>>/r/eddit

>>69810299
why is it a r*ddit game?

>>69810254
I'm usually very understanding when it comes to peoples taste in games. It's not my place to judge.

But seriously, Borderlands suck big fat donkey balls. They're shitty games no matter how you look at it. I made a serious mistake and I bought them all. Even the "Tales from the Borderlands"-shite. Turd is turd no matter how you look at it.

>>69810309

the dialogue, the characters...

So no more vapeposting?
At least it looks like baby has finally fucking worn down while I was gone

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>>69810327

BABY?

>>69810327
baby comes back every once in awhile, a lot of newfriends have come to /cum/ recently.

need a vaping baby tbqh

explain baby to me in new.

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baby?

>>69810357

>wanting to give /cum/ baby lung cancer

kys, my dude

>>69810349
gay
Is the maritime canadude fisherman still here? It looks like canachan left too

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>>69810378

>>69810386
He posted a several weeks ago, canachan is long gone.

I want to make a baby t-shirt so badly. If I was good with photoshop I'd make the best baby t-shirt ever, the best

>>69810381
>2.38MB
this kills the Australian

>>69810088
You couldn't get an absentee ballot?

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>>69810412
A t-shirt?

has anyone else here been in cum longer than 2 years?

>>69810417
Nah, they wouldn't give any of us shit
We didn't even know who won till like the 18th
>>69810410
Well that's good I suppose
Do you think he's still here but just dropped the persona finally?

>>69810435
Nope, 1 and a half

>>69810456
>Do you think he's still here but just dropped the persona finally?
no he got a job and a gf and became normalslime

>>69810435
gee it usually takes me about 2 minutes

>>69810456
No, I think he's gone for good. We only have Bajachan and some neo-CIA.

>>69810435
Yes, although I don't post here much anymore

>>69810435
*raises hand*
I thought /cum/ was autistic at first.
It still is, but /int/ became /general/ so when in Rome...

>>69810435
i have but im here on and off cause you guys are fags who piss me off

>>69810327
Stop impersonating me, m8

I know it's you

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>>69810471
I'm the one who suggested he ask the girl out

>>69810471
of course he did lmao
>>69810499
So LMM is gone?
No matter how often I asked he never let me come over to his house to chill

Did Virginia ever get deported?

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>>69810507
>>69810510
>>69810515
glad im not the only one then

>>69810499
Is LMM from SoCal?

>walking to class
>it's icy out
>slip
>slam back of my head on the sidewalk
>headache
>friends tell me I'm acting weird
>trying to pay for my groceries
>slide the card 3 time
>its a chip reader
>put the card in the slot
>doesn't work
>try it 3 times
>it's upside down
>I'm got a minor concussion

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>>69810522
>So LMM is gone?

I think so, some anon keeps mentioning him though.

>>69810555
Meant for>>69810522 as well

>>69810563
RIP

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>>69810563
>>I'm got a minor concussion
F
it was good knowing the old you

>>69810563
Seems like your IQ went down a standard deviation

>>69810567
Queen still comes here asking about him

>>69810555
Nah he was from northeastern Illinois like myself
>>69810567
That's good for him, /cum/ seems different for sure, it seems like a good way but I'm not sure yet

>>69810587
>I'm got
I didn't even do that on purpose I swear

>>69810603
the doctor said I should be normal in a week

>>69810612
Are you talking about creepshot?

I haven't seen Baja around where is she?

>>69810612
>it seems like a good way

Too gay imo

>>69810635
>the doctor said I should be normal in a week
minus the crippling autism right?

>>69810636
Who?
No LMM was too much of a pansy to be a creep

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Need an Abigaile gf desu

>>69810650
yeah. I think she said normal for me, not normal for a regular guy

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>lmm wasn't creepshot meme
lmao
id be surprised if he wasn't charlie brown too

>>69810612
Is he really from Rockford county? I used to talk to an anon here that claimed he lived in SoCal but CIA used to say he was from Rockford

>>69810652
BurgerKing, he would post creepshots of girls from his uni. I know he was from Illinois, too. Didn't he change his name to monopoly man or something like that? Or were they different people?

>>69810702

same person

>>69810688
Yes I believe that was it, don't recall the exact city though
>>69810702
>>69810710
Hm that's weird, I don't think I recall him creepshotting but if so good on him I guess

>>69810471
cana chan tier post
>>69810750
your man tier post

gangs all here

>>69810769
lmm tier post

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>>69810769
>cana chan tier post

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Gotta wake up in 7 hours to take a test that I may not be allowed to take to see if I qualify for a job interview to see if I qualify for the job
The test is supposed to take 3 hours

>>69810769
CIA tier post

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>>69810792
not me bucko

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>>69810805
It could always be worse bro

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>>69810803
t. evil twin

oh christ, its a namefag circlejerk again

This is what happens when I leave /cum/

You people need me and my high quality posts

>>69810817
How was conscription? You guys seem pretty cool

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>>69810825
AYY

who /hypedforswitch/ here?

i cant believe is tomorrow, waited 2 fucking long,

>>69810882
He's not swiss

>>69810921
Oh is he proxy
I think i remember a Swiss proxy here or something of the like

The toenail from my small toe on my right foot fell off

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>>69810919

I wish I didnt have work right before

I made bets with a buddy and everythings gonna be spoiled by the time I get home

>>69810953
rip

>>69810955

i'm sorry anon, i'll keep you in my thoughts.

what are you expecting?

>>69810919
I want more smash.

>>69810994

Zelda's gonna be fucking rad. I think theyll show a new metroid, because theres been hints everywhere. I HOPE the rumors about a dark souls port were true. There was also a pic on /v/ this morning about a fight stick compatible with the switch, so Im THINKING maybe SFV will get a port

I just want to see what games itll have more than anything

>go to taco bell
>cashier is a 40 year old woman

How do you fuck up that bad in life?

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>Watch vintage German porn expecting to have a relaxing fap before sleep

>Watch Das Boot with tits

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p64PeG5O2mo

>>69811065
Are they white though?

>>69811096
Yeah

>>69811091
>that clip
God damn what the fuck germany. Even their fucking porn is rigid and regimented.

reading boku wa mari no naka, buds

>>69810996

Honestly, i bought all of MK8 and Smash DLC's, this rumoured ports gonna need hell of a lot new content for me to buy them.

>>69811036
SFV was partially funded by (((sony))) so i dont see it anon.

Im actually excited for Pikmin, and to see the new mario.

>>69811107
Usually in Canada that means they are single mothers and/or drug addicts.

>>69811132
SFV did horribly tho.

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>>69811132

capcom going back on a company that funded a project?

nah

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>>69811091
bud there is an entire world of good exploitation films you have no idea about

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>>69811036
why the fuck would anyone ever want souls on the switch

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>>69811128

Kraut grills a cute, they need Frauke tbqh

>>69811134
she did look like a coalburner

>>69811176

why not? Dark souls 1 would probably run fine

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>>69811200

>bloodborne on pc never

>>69811164

Nintendo didn't fund RE4.

>>69811144
So, is still a hard choice to make brah, why would you help your competitors?

>>69810226
Disgusting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUbnypXDZPE

5 minutes and i'll watch the S2...

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>>69811200
why would from/bamco just port it to the switch when they haven't even hinted at a port for the ps4/xbone in all these years
why would they even bother for a game everyones already played its 6 years old now and purchasable for pennies on steam

this is actually so dumb on so many levels you're an absolute moron for thinking its true
its just stupid shit fueled by bethesda porting skyrim for whatever asinine reason

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/g/ makes me want to smash my head on the keyboard

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What did akiri mean by this?

>>69811334

they hinted about it

http://letsplayvideogames.com/2016/12/report-dark-souls-3-running-on-switch-from-software-considering-trilogy-rerelease/

>>69811353
Why?

>>69811366
It's filled with morons

>>69811383
Explain.
I wonder because my bf is a programmer (though he doesn't browse 4chan so I doubt he uses /g/) and I know almost nothing about technology so I want to understand.

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>>69811383
>It's filled with morons

Welcome to the internet.

anime destroyed my life

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>>69811397
I won't explain shit to a faggot

>>69811447

an anime a day keeps the normies away

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>>69811447
>Another life ruined by anime

When will the madness end? Ban anime now!

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>>69811458
wtf I love mexico now!

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>>69811458
pretty please?

>>69811496
>>69811497
ayyy

>>69811481
what does this man do to have enough money to buy all that shit?

>>69811447
Love live ruines my life

>>69811496
>>69811497

This is a bit strange /cum/

>>69811496
I'm sorry, I don't know what happened, I hope you don't get banned for this glitch, fuck you chinkmoot.

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>>69811520
Post your tits and all will be forgiven.

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>>69811361
>they hinted about it

>some random fucko told some random website ((((insider information)))) about some switch exclusive Souls trilogy bundle
>also btw got das3 running well on the switch even though ps4/xbone can't run it at stright 60
>"we're happy with it but we'll wait to see if sales are good"
nigga come the fuck on

>>69811550

man, you just gotta believe in things sometimes

>>69811541
STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>69811496
>>69811497

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>>69811497
Board is 90% morons, 10% people that actually know their shit

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dork genocide when?

The problem with the American food industry is that any bloke can come up with an idea to sell an unhealthy and shitty product and build an business around it. I just saw a documentary about several candy/chocolate companies in the US who add all kind of chemicals and shit to their products. You have no regulations. I mean, actual effective federal regulations regarding this.

I find it really disturbing.

Capitalism is cancer.

>>69811576
>never ever delivers

>>69811621
w-what the hell

>>69811621

???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS1axkjL0V0

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>>69811496
>>69811497
Who tf is posting my gf again?

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>>69811668
I have no clue what gook moot is doing, that picture isn't even on my hard drive

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>>69811572
believe in what?
a trilogy pack of 1-6 year old games rerelease to play it in the worst way possible?
why would you even want that
its like that masseffect trilogy for wiiu thing

>>69811705

what would be so bad about Dark souls being ported. You seem to have some giant animosity against it happening, like Bamco arent some of the biggest jews out there

>>69811702
>dat ultra low quality

Where's the rest of the image?

>>69811701

this is a christain imageboard

Is "Personal Cat Archive" grammatically correct?
I want it to be my tumblr description

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what's going on with Trump these days? there's a bunch of shit on our airwaves and all I know is some medias are reporting on tabloid-tier garbage.

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>>69811648
>>69811668
Western posers cosplay Russian girls

>>69811755
It was cropped out.

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>>69811496
>>69811497
>>69811621
you know what this is right...

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>>69811786
So who was that?

>>69811496
>>69811497
?????????????????

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>>69811809
Me, obv.

>>69811770
I am well aware fellow beleiver

>>69811778
Russia and Trump were in cahoots to spread pro-trump and anti-clinton memes

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>>69811776
Yeah, it should be

>>69811822
Seemed kinda light coloured...

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>>69811848
i like memes

>>69811725
because like I said, why would you even want it in the worst quality possible
if it happens it happens, but this insider information horseshit that goes on around every single fucking console release is tiring garbage
X IS COMING TO Y
Y IS COMING TO X
Z IS BEING RERELEASED FOR THE 2OTH TIME
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
HYYYYYYYYPEEEEEEEEE

>>69810919
what's switch?

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>>69811866
New look

>>69811881
You haven't heard? Trudeau passed some anti-meme legislation recently. I'm sorry but I'll have to report you to CSIS bud

>>69811894

ok look

Fromsoft was listed on the chart of publishers committed to the Switch. Fromsoft also hasnt confirmed OR denied the port rumor, unlike Diamond Todd Howard when he said "dont expect SkyrimU so soon"

secondly, I dont have DSIII yet, so hey, if its on the switch, its another platform to play it on

THIRDLY, I had to fight Neato at 15 fucking FPS on my toaster, so if any even runs at 30-45 FPS, thats A-OK

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>>69811934
too white!

>>69810270
>>69810281
>>69810283
>>69810313
>>69810299
>>69810306
What is this meme? I played Borderlands 1&2 coop with a grill and it was fun as hell the whole time until we completed it. Haven't tried Tales from the Borderlands though. Is it just neckbeard beyata thing to restrict yourself from /fun/?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VpmohI_ZZQ

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>>69811936
he literally can't stop me

>>69811934
Quite nice if that's actually you. Could see why there's a love triangle tbqh.

>>69811934
That's not you lmao it's a still from a webm

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>>69811947
why not just upgrade your PC instead of getting a Switch? Then you can play Nier desu. Console exclusives are getting increasingly irrelevant these days anyways

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I'd kick a Canadian for some spicy ramen right now to be honest

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>>69811981
No, you imbecile. That's not me.
I wish it was, she has a cute ass and more defined hips.

>>69812022
You could always post yours.

All these non-Abigaile posts smfh gham

>>69812012

I just upgraded it this last black friday( well, almost, I had to buy new RAM). But my rig is back at my house, so all I have in my dorm is my craptop and some consoles

>>69810226
What a qt

>>69812022
wew thats a classic

How do I get funding to turn my erotica into film?

>>69812078

to to an art academy and say its your "artistic vision"

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>found victim's DNA in blood on suspects clothing
Shit senpaitachi, I'll have to testify in court now. Might have just helped solve a murder

>>69812078
Make it about fat lesbians with blue hair and any number of Universities and fag groups will pay for it.

>>69812091
How do I pay for the art academy

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>cooking traditionally seen as a job for women
>the best chefs are men

>>69812092
You could take some right now, I wouldn't be offended seeing a nice brown pussy nipples :3

>>69812109
But that's not erotic

>>69812137

then how do you explain my grandma's cooking?

>>69812140
*or

Meant to have "or" in there. If you can manage pussy nipples that would be really cool though.

>>69812140
Aidsy is qter 2bh

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>>69811947
>Fromsoft was listed on the chart of publishers committed to the Switch
More than likely for their next game considering they've been talking about it for a while now.
>Fromsoft also hasnt confirmed OR denied the port rumor, unlike Diamond Todd Howard
Incomparable, the two companies couldn't be any more different. How many other retards do you see let a company show their game on their console, then deny it afterwards, then say nothing about it, then say maybe, then say later?

>>69812106
what if someone placed the DNA there to frame them?

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>>69812149
>always loved grandma's cooking growing up
>it was always comforting
>mfw I now realize she can't cook meat that isn't dry as fuck
>mfw she can't into beschamel for scalloped potatoes
I still love her potato salad, and nobody makes home fries like she does.

I want to make a sexploitation that takes place in post war Germany

Apparently some asshole dropped a baby cat by the front of my house

Whoever told you I take stray cats in was wrong

>yee there's a baby cat crying for food, instead of taking it myself I'm gonna drop it in front of the house of the dude who already has five cats with him

Fucking scumbags

>>69812217
>I will tell the media yuo are the nazi if you don't suck my schnitzel
>No klaus, please! I will suck your schnitzel! Just please no tell them I am the nazi!

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>>69812140
Nah, I'm going to bed. You should too.
>>69812157
This. Aidsy is adorable.

Janny pls stop

>>69812159

man, its just a hope

why you gotta crush hope

>>69812233
I like your thinking kid
You ever wanted to work in the pictures?

>>69812176
They took blood splatter from the victim and put it on the coat of the suspect? Possible but unlikely. Won't say much about the case since we're all under a microscope now and anything I post on here could end up in court if they know who I am, but it was a dispute between the suspect and the victim without much involvement from any third party, and there's a lot of evidence supporting that already. This is basically the final nail in the coffin

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Drunk lads

>>69812247
Sad!

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>>69812249

>>69812276
but what if there IS someone else involved

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>>69812249

>why you gotta crush hope

Experience, I don't want you hurt.

;__;

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My last post for the night, carry on /cum/.

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i tried putting one of these up my urethra and now it hurts

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>>69812487
is that a fucking lego piece

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>tfw no abigaile tier gf

some day. right, lads?

>>69812487
I've always wanted to try sounding

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>>69812511
yes

>>69812514
Pray bud
That's what I do

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>>69812487
>>69812529

what the FUCK

Have any of you guys ever sent a girl dick pics?

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>>69812529
i think you're supposed to start off way thinner than that if you want to do dick insertion shit
good lord what is wrong with you either way

>>69812529
pretty sure that's a bionicle, not a lego piece

>>69812567
Just ur mom

>>69812593
I sent a girl a vid of me jerking off to nudes she sent me now I regret it

>>69812615
Why would you do that

>>69812615

you might be retarded

>>69812627
>>69812647
She wanted to see it
A whole 3 minutes of awkward sounds

>>69812533
>tfw looking at pictures of a czech prostitute and imagining she is your girlfriend that loves you makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside

Im gettin tired of livin my man

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>>69812723
I share your pain
I hope we are blessed with Czech whores this year

oh man, Steel Ball run gets SO GOOD

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FUCL FUCK FUCK FUCK

GOODNIGHT /CUM/

>>69812853
sandman kills gyro

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>>69812891

>main protagonists staying dead

>>69812853
sbr is the shit

Another normies kill cum episode

>>69812968

Civil war is so fucking cool

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10 days until uni starts again. I'm going to switch my major to criminal justice from biology because I no longer want to go to dental school and I'm too lazy to study enough to do well in the science courses. I was able to finish Chemistry last semester with a C+ despite not studying for any of my exams.

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r8 my pl8

>>69813152
fat/10

>>69813152
OK/10

What the fuck is that shit on the bottom right

>>69813152

that much red meat is bad for your heart, bro

>>69813172
Quinoa, duh
>>69813182
nah that was only half the steak, had to cut it for presentation. everybody's different
>>69813159
im actually a skelly 5'11" 130lb

>>69813202
you have a weird metabolism, Mr. Skeletor sir.

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>>69813202
damn, that's slightly more skelly than me, congratz and good night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zjzQdyxWbo

>>69813152
Nice potato wedges

>>69813202
I've never heard of that

>>69813152
would eat

>>69813220
I don't enough that many calories in a day desu, that's part of it. I eat a lot of granola as a way to keep up.
>>69813255
konbanwa
>>69813276
It's a grain from south america, it's sorta like rice, more like couscous, full of good stuff.
>>69813280
>>69813260
arigatou

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>>69813276

>never heard of quinoa

>>69813313
>CA
i bet you love quinoa that you get from the bulk section of a Sprouts.

i miss feeling love for a girl

>>69813334

I dont shop at sprouts, that place is expensive as fuck

You can find it at any grocery store

>>69813276
it's like rice for twats

>>69813357
Sprouts is cheaper than walmart in Arizona, for things like regular milk or eggs somtimes meat, in my town at least. They've got good deals if you don't buy stupid stuff like acai extract probiotic bull shit

>>69813346
why though? It only hurts if she doesn't feel the same.

>>69813374
fantastic post

>>69813445
it hurt the first few months, yeah, but it was also exhilarating in some sense. Then she loved me back and it was great for a much longer period than those initial months

>>69813346
replace that with a love for yourself, worked for me.

hi yanks lol x

>>69813313
it's a poor tasting food meant for african niggers inflated in price by retards who fall for health food scams

>>69813482
don't know the last time a girl said she loved me was years ago. I had one that simply wanted to sleep with me, but she also fucked like 4 other guys in my year and I'm not into this stuff.

>>69813556
you're thinking of couscous, a north african grain. Quinoa is from peru, bolivia, non-mexico mexicans.

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fucking akiri

honestly being a virgin isn't as bad as having had sex before but being on a loooong drought. 6 years here. Fucking suffering

>>69813760
>6 years without sex is worse than 25
REEEEEEE

>>69813760
This.

You can't miss what you never had.

>>69813760
It's been like 4 months for me, but it was my 10th girl. Since then, girls seem icky.

I cant sleep buds

>>69813760
Wrong. Being a virgin past 20 makes people think there's something wrong with you.

>>69814252
drink warm milk and then believe it will work in making you sleepy, that's 99% of the way there.

>>69814368
I don't have milk...

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>>69814415
Are you homeless or something? If you don't have a properly stocked fridge and pantry how do you expect to deal with life's problems????

>>69814455
i have tea.

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>>69814455
>tfw all I have is peanut butter, shitty cheap white bread, milk, and ramen

bruh

>>69814505
spike it with some opiates and you'll be out eventualy
>>69814521
>tfw I literally have too many veggies in my fridge
I am going to overdose on vitamin k

My longest awooooo boy ever.

>>69814550
I don't have opiaceos

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if aidsy chan could get normal and marry would anyone want to marry me too?

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>>69814610
If you die you can sleep forever.

>>69814628
Are you a girl?

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I'm a fucking freak

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need a black gf

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>>69814783
mulatto gf's are where it's at

>>69814691
Yes actually

>>69814799
she is not mulatto, mulattos cant look that good. she is quandroon and even less black than a quandroon.

>>69814832
Nah, any ethnicity or "nationality" can be 10/10. Limiting yourself to a narrow type of woman is for plebs

why is this place so dead

>>69814804
Then mabe

>>69814904
6 in the morning

Can dogs have autism?

>>69814936
Somehow, that went entirely over my head.

>>69814832
>mulattos cant look that white
ftfy

Mulattos can look better than she does.

>>69814804
hey im a guy lol funny seeing you here haha lol can i get your number

>>69814948
its 8 am here

I've had writer's block for several months now. It's been a month since I've last kept my daily journal up to date.

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Just ate a coffee flavored Poptart with peanut butter

>>69815863
don't do that

HOYL FUCK I GOT A MASHUP IDEA

HELICOPTER OUTSIDE, BUDS.

PINOCHET IS COMNIG

>>69816601
I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW CHILEAN OVERLORDS

>>69816659
HELLO LATVIA, READY TO THROW OFF SOME COMMIES?

>>69816753
ALWAYS

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>>69816989
ALRIGHT KID (don't ask why there is a latvia flag underneath Allende)

>>69817034
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

>>69817103
PERO QUE ECONOMÍA MÁS GRANDE

>>69817134
NĀVI SARKANAJAM MĒRIM

/cum/ still dead

I ate the whole bag of chips
there is still cheddar on my fingers
I've sat like this for over an hour
I am DOOMED!!

had some chicken corn chowder for "breakfast"

>>69817686
nice
>>69817688
had the typical breakfast, tea and bread

>>69818288
>>69818288
>>69818288
>>69818288
Lets see if a new thread breathes some life