>go to Brazil
>get CHOPPED
>go to Mexico
>get SKINNED
>go to America
>get SHOT
>go to Canada
>get KEKED
Thanks, but I'll stay right here.
how about Malta
>be Australian
>drive to the welfare office for your monthly check
>accidentally run over an abbo that was sleeping in the road
>get charged for a hate crime, sentenced to life in prison
>spend your last days of freedom shitposting on /int/ to defend your country's honor
>>69809615
>be Australian
>can afford a car off welfare
sign me up!
>>69809523
>Stay in Australia, get shit tier internet
>be Australian
>die of skin cancer
>be Australian
>get stung by a scorpion in your shoes
>be Australian
>get bitten in the balls by spoydahs
>twice
>be Australian
>go for a swim
>get stabbed by a stingray
>to later get eaten by sharks
>>69813414
>be brazil
>experience literally all of this in a third world country
thanks but I'll enjoy my first world conditions whilst getting raped by everything
>>69809523
Nerd
>>69810423
>Stay in Australia,
die from jellyfish
>>69813440
well thats tropics in general.
temperate climate ftw
>>69809523
Plenty of good nibbles on your bait there
>>69810423
>be Canadian
>also have shit tier internet but don't have good weather or any semblance of unique culture unless you're Quebecois
>>69809523
>stay in straya
>>69815501
>tfw Mediterranean climate master race
>>69815531
>quebec culture
>unique
They are exactly like the rest of canada but instead of being "america lite" with a dash of british they're "america lite" with a dash of french.