>go to Brazil >get CHOPPED >go to Mexico >get SKINNED

how about Malta

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>be Australian
>drive to the welfare office for your monthly check
>accidentally run over an abbo that was sleeping in the road
>get charged for a hate crime, sentenced to life in prison
>spend your last days of freedom shitposting on /int/ to defend your country's honor

>>69809615
>be Australian
>can afford a car off welfare
sign me up!

>>69809523
>Stay in Australia, get shit tier internet

>be Australian
>die of skin cancer

>be Australian
>get stung by a scorpion in your shoes

>be Australian
>get bitten in the balls by spoydahs
>twice

>be Australian
>go for a swim
>get stabbed by a stingray
>to later get eaten by sharks

>>69813414
>be brazil
>experience literally all of this in a third world country

thanks but I'll enjoy my first world conditions whilst getting raped by everything

>>69809523
Nerd

>>69810423
>Stay in Australia,
die from jellyfish

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>>69813440
well thats tropics in general.

temperate climate ftw

>>69809523
Plenty of good nibbles on your bait there

>>69810423
>be Canadian
>also have shit tier internet but don't have good weather or any semblance of unique culture unless you're Quebecois

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>>69809523
>stay in straya

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>>69815501
>tfw Mediterranean climate master race

>>69815531
>quebec culture
>unique
They are exactly like the rest of canada but instead of being "america lite" with a dash of british they're "america lite" with a dash of french.