Canada USA Mexico
Attraction law edition
Hi
gf actually sent this to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBvwUUDdzgs
Donde estan las niñas latinas?
Canada is the most powerful country in the world
>>69807821
So I've been a noble gas all along?
>>69807876
Leave pedo
>>69807854
Now this is autism
I miss Virginia
>>69807866
jojo is cancer
Should I?
>>69807909
I'm right here.
I want to be a famous Bollywood director
wtf I love New Hampshire now
>>69807917
t. pleb
>>69807928
The dead one I meant
>>69807921
>>69807854
>posting "sleep tight p*pper" is considered spam
Sad!
How do you guys get over being super ugly?
>>69807936
i'm an anime pro
>>69807810
What do you actually dislike about Swedyke?
>>69807943
It's a meme u dip
>>69807962
staying in my room and rarely leaving
>>69807962
By not being.
>anime pro
>uses MAL
>>69807977
I have to leave to go to classes though
Holy shit I haven't seen family guy in years it's horrible now
/pol/ rhetoric is going mainstream. Can't believe I used to hate the future.
>>69808003
>now
>>69807962
I grew a beard and it unironically improved my appearance.
Gonna get my own Abigaile desu
>>69808008
forgot pic
>>69807962
Just groom well and show confidence on your face
Once had the hots for a brown eyed Russian girl, very exotic girl jeusu christ. Sang this song to woo her... results were what you'd expect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3scgW-aghr4
>>69808046
>going for the psycho ex face
wew
>>69808044
How do I show confidence
I haven't got any
You really can't deny that Buzzfeed is fake news.
>>69808046
Where is her penis?
>>69808044
Thanks for the advice Chad
>this turbo autist leaf spamming the last few threads
>>69808070
My first thought after seeing these pictures.
>>69808085
>>this turbo autist leaf
You mean most leafs
I can't grow a beard and I'm 30.
>>69808085
Proxy fags arent much better
daily reminder that if it's overrated it is still good by definition
>>69807933
>canadians have that many parties
holy fucking shit i can barely keep up with 2
>reddit and morty
>>69808124
hmm never thought of it that way
>being 30 and still visiting anime imageboards
I've been able to grow a beard since I was 16.
>>69808085
You gotta help me
>>69808023
>>69808126
really jogs the nog
Stop being white
>>69808085
>/cum/'s resident proxyfag anon
>calling anyone else an autist
Link to one of his posts
>>69808085
>autist leaf
Pretty redundant
>>69808122
i acquire a full beard since i was 18
>>69808140
You'll be here too.
>>69808122
Are you asian?
My mom is telling me all about Drumpf and his pee showers right now
>>69808160
If this fucking proxyfag links to one of my posts calling me the autist I'm gonna go apeshit
>>69808189
I'll have transcended into the afterlife by then
>>69807999
you don't have to be pretty to be smart
I grew a beard all last year before shaving it off on December 1st.
>>69808205
Whats the point of being smart
>>69808208
Bost pics
>>69808224
This, ignorance is bliss.
Are mustaches still constrained to hipster- and pedo-tier?
I'd much rather be attractive than intelligent desu
>>69807854
install compiz fusion and do the cube thing
>>69808252
Idk I want one
>>69808252
One or the other, depends on the mustache.
>>69808254
well its the better option
>>69808224
So you can watch anime without subtitles on. Also understand the true depth and art of it all the while appreciating your intellectual superiority over people that watch adult swim.
>>69808232
Can't atm, got a new computer since then :'(
My nose won't stop fucking bleeding
>>69808138
Was speaking these words in head when I saw this post. So laughed
Being asian seems comfy
>>69808300
That is a lot of blood.
>>69808252
My dad has had one since the 80s and he looks pretty badass. Then again, it's thick and uncultivated, almost like an Italian.
>>69808305
Are you actually Indian?
All this fake news stuff is a fucking mess. It's legitimately frustrating.
>>69808300
why did you put ketchup on a tissue?
>>69808325
fake post
>>69808276
All I can grow is a mustache and goatee, so it leaves me wanting to go for a full mustache a la reynolds or selleck but I always chicken out and shave before it could probably actually be good.
>>69808152
Speaking of Abigaile, the mods perma b& swiss bro for posting that image of abigale a couple threads back. Pussy really, really triggers the mods.
RIP in peace bro
I wrote a poem for him:
PANAZERLIED!
IT'S OPEN SEASON!
I ALWAYS KILL WITH RHYME AND REASON
ALL MY BROTHERS DO THE SAME
HEARTS OF IRON CANT BE TAMED
CAN YOU HEAR THEM NOW?
THE EAGLES CALLING!
ARROWS OF THE ANCIENTS FALLING!
NO TRUE BATTLE EVER ENDS
DRINK, BED WOMAN, START AGAIN
FASTER NOW, THE ENGINE'S MOANING!
EYES OF EASTERN MONGRELS GLOWING!
BASTARD SONS, THEIR RIFLE'S LOADING
AMPHETAMINES TO KEEP ME GOING!
ARTILLERY IS COMING CLOSER
SHOOT THE DOGS
THEIR TIME
IS
OVER!
All news is fake
You ever shit out what must of been a half a pack of undigested skittles? Toilet bowl sounded like I was shooting a gun at it.
My mom is still laughing about Trump and golden showers
eating ice cream right out of the tub
AMA
>>69808328
Fuck off
>>69808325
Distort the truth till there's nothing sensible left to believe and we're all left confused
>>69808365
Pretty sure they figured out you guys were just proxys 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41Xfqv5mrfI
Finlan
>>69808193
>>69808402
Alright anon, just take it.
>>69808411
are you actually submerged in water or are you just sitting in the tub
>>69808440
a tub of ice cream, you nerd
My neighbor left his lights on in his car all day but hes a dick so I'm not going to tell him
>>69808365
Carry on fighting brother
>>69808450
D E V L I S H
>>69808411
what flavor
>>69808479
strawberry
>>69808435
Yeah I am lad
She talks about Drumpf everyday. She's pretty obsessed
I need to go to bed I have to get drunk tomorrow
>proxy never linked a post in the other threads
Don't tell my roomies but I drink milk from the jug and I don't brush my teeth daily
>>69808507
Was she a big Hillary supporter?
>>69808322
Why yes
having a wank to blackies
>>69808525
>I don't brush my teeth daily
not okay
i hate myself
so fucking much
i wanna die
and then eat lunch
>>69808536
Wouldnt say she was a big Hillary supporter, but she was definitely for her this election. She said she didnt like a lot of things about her, but Trump is Hitler so...yeah
>>69808542
Cool :)
What city
http://niggar.io
>>69808562
How hot is she on a 1-10 scale?
>>69808585
My mom's like mid 50s dude
>>69808614
answer the question
>>69808543
>tfw setting up a date with a semi qt black girl on tinder right now
im going to fuck it up i know it
>>69808614
Answer the man's question
>>69808643
Is it RNH yet? I'm tired.
>>69808614
ayy man I've seen some 50 year olds that would most certainly catch dis dick.
Do you live in a place where it snows?
>me
>no
i have 0 black women saved in my pc, does that make a racist?
>>69808671
>be portlander
>receive Winter Break pt. II
>>69808684
>>69808671
>ME
>yes
>>69808300
RIP
I really, REALLY wanna buy a Love Live figure
>>69808684
No, I have several acting like niggers saved so that is probably what makes you a racist.
>>69808684
I have around 450. I have 409 in my official black girl folder, and the rest are just floating around
>>69808697
i wouldnt 2bh
>>69808307
Really does, yea.
>>69808739
virgin
>it's another "can't browse /int/ because an autistic brazilian psychopath keeps spamming gore and janny does nothing but apparently he can delete "early" general threads with editions that ol pockets doesn't like" episode
ah yes
>>69808739
how bad is 25% body fat
am i a burger?
>>69808671
I havent seen snow in 5 years
the first girl I ever had a crush on was black
>>69808755
i dont find her attractive at all, and im not virgin
>>69808762
Ever wonder if half these spam autists are mods or jannies themselves?
>>69808802
made me think
*rises from the grave*
you can take the european out of europe
but you cant take europe out of the european
>>69808787
>the only girl who ever had a crush on me was black
>didn't do anything because of autism
Anyone else reflect on their life and realize how many times you missed an opportunity?
>>69808839
that makes no sense
>>69808853
i try not to
>>69808853
sometimes. Autism is a bad drug
>>69808853
Literally every night since I've graduated/moved out
>>69808853
I always start thinking about that shit when I try to fall asleep
>promised myself that today I would abstain from all three of my major vices (alcohol, masturbation and anime)
>ended up drinking 6 beers, masturbating twice and watching 3 episode of anime
>be absolutely miserable for several weeks
>depressed in every way
>start drinking every night for some relief
>today suddenly feel sharp and happy
>literally no changes in my life
I mean, i'll take it, but what the fuck.
>the swiss naziboo jacks off to guy that wanted to destroy his country
>>69808853
>senior year
>sweet, smart girl liked me
>didn't do anything about it because I was with this other girl despite knowing things wouldn't last past graduation
Still regret not going for the first girl
>>69808853
I once had a girl tell me it's international pinch a girls butt day
>>69808978
he was posting in /brit/ earlier namefagging saying he was from zurich
>>69808953
Your brain figured it's time for a release of dopamine I guess.
>>69808720
There are approximately 9000 different kinds so what's holding you back
>>69809013
money ;-; and I don't know where to buy one
>>69808573
With parents in new bombay right now, spent last five years in a small coastal city in south canara . lots of foreign students there
>>69809035
is it true that indians shit on the street?
or is just a meme
>>69809029
t. incel
>>69808988
>be in high school back in the day
>sweet shy girl always talks to me when she gets the chance
>never really think about it
>keeps inviting me over to study with her
>"lol why? we aren't even in the same classes?"
I'd like to reset my life.
>>69808853
More like times you dodged a bullet.
sharpen your pencil.
>had to select gas station signs in 3 different capchas to post today
is google trollin me softly?
>>69809083
We don't get shot at much in Canada.
>>69809069
not me, pal
that i can assure you
>>69807821
I'd sniff her noble gasses
>>69809111
Still fucked over there?
lads my whole life has been a lie.
>>69809107
Stop telling me what to do, Varg
how do i get a gf without talking to any women?
>>69809192
>>69809195
you get yourself a waifu.
>>69809195
get a boy gf
>>69809192
I always knew we couldn't trust you guys.
>>69809066
Field yes street no
>>69809241
>street no
Pajeet please
>>69809253
>let me tell you about your country
>>69809279
is it hard to type without a head
>>69809230
how funny would he look like if he started balding.
>when you mowing down ballas in San Andreas but the fuzz gun you down in a hail of bullets trying to flee the crime scene
>>69809279
The meme started because an Indian said they don't just shit everywhere in a city. They only shit in the DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS
>>69809290
here's your reply
>>69809336
do you have a degree on memes or something?
>media/leftists complain about Trump making up stories
>media/leftists complain about fake news
>extremely saucy fake news about Trump comes to light
>everybody publishes it
Really makes you think...
>he doesnt have a PHD in memeology
>>69809388
yas
Honestly im getting really tired of all the Trump bs already.
>4 more years
just kill me famalan
>>69809396
a pretty hard dick LMAO
What have you done for disrespect women 2017?
>>69809420
Even funnier when you consider most presidents get two terms.
8 YEARS
Y
E
A
R
S
>>69809435
come again?
>>69809391
my favorite part
>offering him various lucrative real estate development business deals in Russia, especially in relation to the ... However, so far, for reasons unknown, TRUMP had not take up any of these
we swear guise! He was offered all sorts of stuff in Russia, he just didn't take them. We sware!
>>69809437
>>69809437
lol if you think Trump getting 4 more years.
>>69809029
>your sex slave
Excuse me but that is mine
>>69809437
most presidents also win the popular vote
>>69809446
Anon...
>>69809420
>>4 more years
better buckleup famalamadingdong
>>69809475
dubya didn't, and he got reelected
>>69809420
when I feel something similar another dose of trumpwave helps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-XwgZSe0is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fk68Wqs4Qg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ecEb4tEPic
>>69809485
I dont see how he'll get a second term if he spends his first 4 years laughing
>>69809463
>Trump will never win a state
>Trump will never win the nomination
>Trump will never get elected
People still think like this?
>12:22 and I'm banned
Wow it's late. Would someone's please read me a good bedtime story? I really ought to go to sleep
>>69809435
Lie about caring about her
the only thing I'm worried about is that this entire election was a planned charade to get the populous desensitized for an upcoming tragedy ala 9/11
>>69809513
stop doing this
>>69809520
>>69809444
2017 is the year we all stop respecting women and start disrespecting women
>>69809518
>>69809513
What did you get b& for?
>>69809503
i like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c
But still bores me to death hearing liberals cry about Trump every single day like dude is some kind of evil mastermind, at worst he is like a powerless 70s african dictator.
>>69809518
How would this election desensitize burgers to 9/11 event?
>>69809551
A janny got mad I was posting anime and reported me for avatar fagging
>>69809576
one big disaster
>>69809513
Il était une fois un phoque qui vivait quelque part en Alaska. Ce dernier s'ennuyait en maudit car sa femme était partie gagner sa vie aux États-Unis. Après s'être rendu compte de l'inutilité de son existence même, le phoque pris finalement la décision de se tirer une balle.
Fin
I don't like eating around my family members
I don't know why, I just get this urge to move away from them when I have food
>>69809593
>le phoque pris
prit*
>>69809589
But an outside attack would unite the USA even though it's very divided now. If anything it would benefit Trump greatly if he is seen as strong in the aftermath a la Dubya in 2001.
>>69809586
I'll tell you a story then:
There once was a animefag who posted the same shit enough to be avatarfagging, Djanitor Unpaid then btfo the animefag.
The End.
>>69809637
I honestly don't see what people see in her.
>>69809593
That wasn't a good story
>>69809637
Nothing personal, could do without seeing that lesbian for a while.
>>69809661
I really didn't like that story
>>69809435
I'm a cis male
>>69809681
*teleports behind dynamic ip*
>>69809708
>admits to ban evasion
Adios amigo.
>>69809514
decent work
>>69809695
make sure to let them know you're superior even though they already know it deep down
>>69809513
There was once a qt frog poster in /cum/
A kind anon told him a bedtine story and he had the best sleep ever
Fin
>>69809681
>>69809746
It's against the rules to report a ban
>>69809750
>>69809756
it's against the rules to report people for reporting a ban
>>69809746
I've only been banned twice on almost 7 years.
I haven't been banned in a long time.
*realizes everyone in /cum/ is a real person and has a multi faceted life outside of this general*
Damn...
>>69809765
*tucks you in*
*kisses your forehead*
Sweet dreams, anon
>>69809769
I'm just kidding. You got friccin bean'd tho!
>>69809775
Shhh...
>>69809769
>I haven't been banned in a long time.
Wish I could say the same, wtf I hate /cum/ now.
>>69809775
yeah
I just put cream on my asshole to get rid of an external hemorrhoid.
Guess you could say everyone is a whole unique universe.
>>69809775
this is my face
>>69809815
>reddit games
you deserve it you faggot fuck
>>69809832
>>69809775
Yeah, we all have parents, siblings, friends, hopes, dreams, fears, >gfs and >nofs, we all went to school, we all cried, we all laughed.
>>69809767
I didn't report him, just pointing it out
We should play cards against humanity
>>69809870
r*ddit leave
>>69809870
fuck off
>>69809827
Hello buddy long time no see
>>69809875
>>69809883
Do you guys have something better to do
>>69809870
we should play haxball desu senpai.
>tfw you real all canadian posts in Ricky's voice
post pics that are LITERALLY you
>>69809937
>tfw you real all American posts in Hank's voice
>>69809937
Have you ever been called ugly irl?
I have on several occassions
what's your favorite cereal, m8s?
>>69809947
I tell you hwhat, thats ASININE!
>>69809937
>>69809937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGwOZSrFayI
this video is me
>>69809954
Yeah, not a good feel.
>>69809954
yea, but I joke about it
>>69809954
Now that I have to have a high n tight I'm ugly as hell, with hair and contacts I'm fine
>>69809889
been here almost all night today
>>69809954
yea some stereotypical blonde cunt in middleschool kept talking shit about my face in class
i think she low key had a crush on me or something now that i think about it
>>69809994
This is my second time on /cum/ in 13+ weeks
>>69809954
It actually happened once (and he did it plenty of times).
But it came more from a place of deep resentment, since i used to call him ugly all the time on high school, like sometimes it even was excessive lmao, but we are friends so is cool.
>>69809961
I dont eat cereal
>>69810008
Haven't missed much tbqh.
I almost never think of sex
i hate the fact that I watched anime, especially Love Live
>>69810005
Shoulda banged her
>>69810030
I just wish I were here for the election Canaman, I didn't even get to vote
>I dont eat cereal
>>69810043
>I didn't even get to vote
Why?
>>69810008
thats a lot of time, where are you been?
i only leave cum for about a week
post photos from your country /cum/
>>69809994
She's so fucking hot, 2bh
>>69810043
Why are you sad about not voting, it doesnt change anything.
>>69810065
They didn't allow us to in boot camp
>>69810066
San Diego my friend
>>69810088
>They didn't allow us to in boot camp
Seems vaguely illegal, so you're in the Navy now?
>>69810055
Stop trying to force your dead and stale fedora meme
>>69810110
Marines
Navy's boot camp is near me in North Chicago
sometimes I read stories on reddit about people addicted to benzos and heroin to make myself feel better about my own life
>Stop trying to force your dead and stale fedora meme
>>69809192
what happens if i dry out my balls?
>>69809328
How accurately does san andreas represent California?
>>69809954
Back in my high school days a cute girl sitting me next to me in the bus told me I smell (I knew her from class).
Little did she know, she was the reason I was sweating so much.
>>69809195
get a sex change and become a sub lesbian
>>69810131
at least they get some fun on their lives.
they probably can get some junky pussy too.
>>69810152
She knew i bet
Women are soulless monster
>>69810148
it emulates the LA area pretty well
>>69810086
it does.
>>69810088
can a non US citizen join seal for his wish to fight against terrorist in Syria ?
>>69810176
No but you can join the Marines and get free citizenship, we had one naturalization guy in my platoon, it takes a lot and some time to get into SOF
>>69810176
There is nothing more cucked than believing your vote matters, one vote, literally doesnt matter,.
got banned from /vg/ 4 days ago for asking if jerking off to traps is gay
>>69807914
If you bring that dog up here to Canada you can fuck it.
>>69808128
Registered Political Parties
Alliance of the North
Animal Protection Party of Canada
Bloc Québécois
Canadian Action Party
Christian Heritage Party of Canada
Communist Party of Canada
Conservative Party of Canada
Green Party of Canada
Liberal Party of Canada
Libertarian Party of Canada
Marijuana Party
Marxist-Leninist Party of Canada
National Advancement Party of Canada
New Democratic Party
Pirate Party of Canada
Progressive Canadian Party
Rhinoceros Party
>>69814116
Everyone has meme parties, but I find your regional parties e.g. Wild Rose, BQ, bretty interesting