/brit/

Neck yourself

You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too beta to act on it

Posting in this one

>>69806689
Speak English

>>69806720
sorry to say this, laddo... but youre wrong

i did, in fact, act on it, but i was too late

haha joke's on you

Poo

cause he hates him so bad that he blocks him out
if he ever saw him again he'd prolly knock him out

>no tartar sauce that a dumb yank is calling mayo

better

>>69806791
FUCK
OFF
YANK

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>girl i'm chatting to is in the area
>specifically refrain from wanking in case she decides to randomly wants to come round and take my virginity
>waited until 1, decide it isn't happening and I'm being a retard for even imagining it
>have a wank
>she texts me five minutes later saying she needs somewhere to stay
>get scared and turn her down

This literally just unironically happened to me lads.

I cannot believe the state of my life.

>>69806868
you will NEVER get over this

would janny purge a fucking thread already
YOU AREN'T GETTING PAID TO LOLLYGAG

>>69806868
>turn her down
WHY

Text her back you mong

FOY edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ3RrqBqk14

>>69806895
I did. She said don't worry about it twice, but in that way where she definitely wants me to worry about it. Then she said "Night".

>>69806933
Mate...

Why even turn her down in the first place?

>>69806868
something similar happened to me

>be horny
>really wanna ask this girl that ive been seeing for a week or so to come over
>dont ask
>friend asks if i wanna come play rocket league
>play until 3 am
>go to bed
>see missed text from 2 hours ago
>she wants to meet at my place
>freeze for a second
>text her back
>says she's home and it's too late
haha oh boy

real edition

>>69806678

>>69806678

>>69806678

Canadians please stay in this thread

>>69806962
Because I just had a wank so my knob was shriveled and plus i'm scared of women.

>>69806997
>rocket league
Great game
>>69807028
So? Did you think she'd demand you take your trousers off the minute she walked in? Did you not think you'd have to spend atleast and hour laying the ground work and doing some foreplay?

>>69806997
>>69806965

>>69807055
>Did you not think you'd have to spend atleast and hour laying the ground work and doing some foreplay?
cut him some slack lad, he's a virgin

>>69807104
Even i knew about foreplay when i lost my v card and i was 14

>>69807055
I'm a virgin, I have absolutely no idea how this shit works.

I fucked it didn't I?

>>69807206
Pretty much mate

Best thing now is to learn from your mistakes and try again

Push through the fear this time

Btw a tactical wank is a good idea before you sex, give it about 30 minutes and you'll last longer in bed

>>69807275
I can't have a wank before sex or I won't get hard

lads, i have an important announcement to make

>a semi autobiographical novel

why, yes!

you are now thinking about that girl you turned down because your floor was dirty

http://www.strawpoll.me/12087984/

break the tie lads!!!!

It's snowing!

you are now thinking about that time a girl used two letters to quell your anxiety and informed you that the sun had in fact gone down

hector what if I pop?

>>69808228
where?

>>69808333
Outside

>>69808356
where in Britain?

>>69808390
England

why are you guys so fucking mean?

just be nice for once!!

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What's /brit/ listening to atm?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2dpXDK0D_4

>>69812323
We're in here >>69811260