/brit/

gas the rich class war now

>mayo

FOY

>>69806678
>mayo

>>69806678
but that's not mayo

>mayo

disgusting

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>>69806704
i agree

Mayo is literally the food of satan and people who enjoy it need to be gassed

>>69806705
>>69806712
>>69806714
>>69806718
Why so serious?

NEED a welsh speaking GF

>>69806678
that's TAR-TAR sauce

Reminder fish and chips is a Jewish invention.

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>>69806705

>>69806689
In here lads
FOY

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>thread splitting

>>69806745
That's what Spongebob eats

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>people who call the Chippy the "chipper"

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>>69806756

>>69806779
this tb͏h

>>69806737
this>>69806745

>>69806808
See >>69806778

We're all in here my lads

>>69806689

>>69806689

>>69806689

>>69806689

>>69806689

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>exchange student qt was only here for one term
>will never see her again

>>69806779
I love runts especially the pink ones

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>>69806802

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>go to a chippy in London
>they charge extra for a plastic fork

they're called fish and chip shops you stupid provincials

look how retarded this leaf is
>>69806827

It's Chip Palace lads

Trust me, I'm OP

>mayo
Shan't be posting in here

>>69806830
>canadians
I'll stay in this thead, thanks

NEED this
https://nhentai.net/g/130350/5/

>>69806849
who has the time to say all that?

>>69806824
see >>69806745

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paleo-gf sent me this from Rio
>tfw not Brazilian

if i ever see this guy ulsterlad on the streets it's gonna be a problem with me and him

got a funny picture from reddit but im not sure which thread to post it in

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>everyone is getting caught up on the mayo
>no one has noticed it's with a side of french fries

>>69806868
You lads NEED to read this

street view isn't working ree

im sooooooooo gay!!!!!!!

:33333333

>>69806912
this one

What's your pornstar name?

>>69806921
Can't cum twice on a day?

Have you lads seen the new Tom Hardy show?

>>69806656
>But were they? answer the question
Sorry. Neither of them were. Just normal citizens living in Brandenburg province and Berlin

>you know, got worked to death or died on a death march
i talked about the Kaiserreich and prior to it. Before shit hit the fan there were maybe 500-600k, now it's just some 80k (including the guys coming here from post-soviet Russia)

>Jews who integrate vs those who dont really, the ones who dont just seem to hate civilisation
I dislike the orthodox guys 2bh. They're not too far from fundamental Christians or Islamists imho.

>>69806721
>>69806723
Hasn't it been cleared up in MSM by now?

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ok

>>69806965
jew

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bit suspicious of this thailand poster

don't think he's the real thailad, but a filthy imposter

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>girl i'm chatting to is in the area
>specifically refrain from wanking in case she decides to randomly wants to come round and take my virginity
>waited until 1, decide it isn't happening and I'm being a retard for even imagining it
>have a wank
>she texts me five minutes later saying she needs somewhere to stay
>get scared and turn her down

This literally just happened to me lads.

I cannot believe the state of my life.

>>69806948
mum doesn't let me watch tv

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>>69806980
kotyank pls

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>>69806994
Oh

2nd FOY edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ3RrqBqk14

>>69806994
lol

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>>69806832
>live in shared house
>we had a Russian qt stay for 3 months on a scholarship course
>her English was limited but improved while she was here
>took her out for a few drinks on her last night
>had a great time
>got home, kissed her for a bit but was quite tired so didn't try to shag her
>she leaves the next morning, give her a goodbye kiss and add her on normiebook
>she goes back to rural Russia and I will probably never see her again
>my qt Russian

>>69807019
>c-canadians are different from americans, I swear!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4ml6pc5cyc
having a little howl

why is my phone so slow and shit outside yet works great inside?

>>69806948
no, is it good?

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Was he right /brit/?

>>69807062
this is the dumbest thing I have ever read

>>69806948
>Tom Hardy
Handsome Bob?

>>69806977
So they say

>>69807051
Dunno, that's why I'm asking

>>69807041
>guys americans aren't retarded i promise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFgPX0hnNfA

>>69807062
fuck off

>>69806989
Fucking text her and tell her to come over, don't turn her down just cos you had a wank

>>69807083
But he's still covered in cum..

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>>69806930
Buck Naked

>>69807034
Probably sitting telling all her mates how she met a proper English gentleman who showed her a good night and didn't try to take advantage like inbred ruskie lads do

Bet the hearts of lots of Russian qts are fluttering at her story lad

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Iggy.

>>69806989
reposting cause im autistic

something similar happened to me
>be horny
>really wanna ask this girl that ive been seeing for a week or so to come over
>dont ask
>friend asks if i wanna come play rocket league
>play until 3 am
>go to bed
>see missed text from 2 hours ago
>she wants to meet at my place
>freeze for a second
>text her back
>says she's home and it's too late
haha oh boy

>>69807069
t. below comfortable poor

>>69807000
you just introduced me to my new fetish

>>69807049
You should propably stop abusing it to scrub your duck

>>69807062
yeah its pretty accurate, the 'mies dont realise how much houses are worth

thailad do you have a cat

>>69806704
ARISE YE PRISONERS OF STARVATION

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why do foot fetishists have to act so cringe and creepy online? i just want to quietly wank to girl feet, please stop giving "us" a bad name

>>69807062
makes sense, baby boomers with a half million dollar home and whatever else putting them in the 1-2 million bracket are petty bourgeoisie at best

>>69807134
No, I would like one but I don't live on the ground floor so it wouldn't be able to go outside.

Always had cats growing up.

>>69806849
this

>>69807147
anyone who has a foot fetish should be castrated. they are more mentally ill than a tranny. you can't fuck a foot

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>>69807062
>tfw just lesser rich
I've failed, mother ;_;7

>>69807100
Yeah, I just think about her sweet face sometimes, she's so pretty jesus christ

>>69807147
>>69807168
foot fetishism is mental illness.

I bet you could post pictures of male feet and retards would respond with "oohhh yeahh baby"

>>69807101
Kylie Minogue
Danni Minogue
Iggy Azalea

Why are Australian music so dominant upon the world?

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>you can't fuck a foot

>>69807184
pls teach me to exploit ones nation :3

>>69807204
we need more australian pornstars

Angela White is not enough

>>69807168
that's what you think

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>>69807193

>>69807219
wtf

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>>69807083
She's gone home. Said she was sad and when i asked why she said "Night".

Just fucking kill me somebody

>>69807239
*watches you do the virgin dance*

>>69807239
Hahahahahaha nerd

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>>69807184
GTFO Hohenzollern

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>>69807231
we need more

>>69807239
*watches you do a sad wank right after you just had a wank*

>>69807184
Do you support monarchy? Do you know about the Hohenzollerns?

>>69807239
Wait a couple of days then text her, tell her you fucked up and ask if she wants to try again

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>>69807239
wanker

>>69807204
https://youtu.be/HlMqaAI_ebA?t=57

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>>69807278

get fucked you stupid aussie cunt

nice thread

>>69807239
can't even begin to imagine the thought process that lead to you refusing her the first time

think id be on autopilot at that stage

>>69807266
Fuck that

I'l never wank again after this

>>69807219
Gigi Allens

>>69807259
Porn is a bad thing though.

>>69807274
don't fucking do this mate, it's dead in the water so just leave

try what again anyway? you didn't anything in the firstplace

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>why yes, I am a member of the Berlin AfD

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imagine NOT being attractive girls' feet

what a boring life you must live

>>69807305
cuck

>>69807296
I'm never gonna wank again
guilty hands have got no rhythm

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>>69807305
It's the NPD that's full of nazis

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>>69807306
*attracted to

>>69807305
What's that?

>>69807305
what is this pic supposed to mean?

>skinheads supporting controlled opposition
what

>>69807293
I didn't reject her outright, I kind of half-rejected her in an autistic way

Obviously she was feeling bad about practically begging me and that was enough.

Fucks sakes

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NOBODY KNOWS THE TROUBLE I SEEEEEE

>>69807298
angela white is perfect

Everytime an australian insults my country I rub one out to her getting gangbanged.

>>69807323
original post was better

>>69807322
Eggman! No!

ah yes...broke up with the gf lads...

now the friends are gone, the gf is gone, the family is gone. I am finally all alone. now I just need to drop out of uni...have a meeting with the senior tutor this week where I intend to tell that yes, I still want to drop out and the christmas break didn't make me change my mind.

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>>69807286
I made this image. Thought it'd be a laugh, thought I'd post it in Brit/pol/ to annoy the Karenposters.

Now I keep seeing this fr* yank using it and it's just ruined it for me.

>>69807337
post the conversation haha

girl i like bent over and said "fuck me anon i need your cum inside me breed my fucking pussy"
got confused and punched her then went home and wanked
does this mean she liked me back? did i fuck up?

>>69807316
>>69807322
>>69807325
>>69807331
AfD is the german party for thicko racists who think non-whites shouldn't play in the germany football team.

>>69807349
wasteman

>>69807337
This >>69807357

>>69807360
'sheed

>>69807360
make an international team then

germany for germans :^)

>>69807361
i'm drunk btw if you'retrying to make me feel bad it's not oging to work

besides i know how much of a worthless sack of shite i am

Girl striped naked infront of me then offered me a trillion quid if i touched her boob

Unfortunately i had just wanked so I fist bumped her and went on my merry way

>>69807382
Germany is for EVERYONE.

>>69807218
I don't think I'd be a help on this one. Ask the Anglo """""Jews"""""

>>69807267
>Do you support monarchy? Do you know about the Hohenzollerns?
No I don't. Still it's far better than what cucks like >>69807254 push for

>>69807349
Future sandwich artisan

>>69807383
wasteman

>>69807395
You do not advocate restoration?

Were they /brit/'s guys?

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>>69807382
>mfw Germany's best player is a Turk

>>69807389
What was your heart rate like? I imagine if I ever watched a woman strip down in front of me my heart rate would be 200 BPM or more. Love to hear your thoughts, thanks.

The big questions:

http://www.strawpoll.me/12087984

>>69807416
at this point there it's not worth it 2bh

>>69807349
>>69807383
Makes no sense to do this

Consciously ruining your own life

Get your shit together la

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>>69807425

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>>69807424

Who's guy were they?

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>>69807395

Currently standing under the smokers shelter at work in the freezing rain while I wait out the last 20 minutes of my shift

>>69807426
Don't drink BPM, I'm a lucozade man meself

>>69807469
hah, nice

>>69807395
>I don't think I'd be a help on this one. Ask the Anglo """""Jews"""""
oh cmon, mate...

The prussian-jews were liable for the 1918 revolution during ww1 so they could one day exploit the nation due to it being a dull democracy :^)

>>Do you support monarchy?
>No I don't
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

>>69807425
Boateng's Ghanaian not turkish.

Girl shoved a rolling pin up her cunt and begged me to fuck her up the arse

Got confused so I pissed on her face, cheese grated her arse and hopped on right out of there

>>69807461
get a better job than mc dick's, don't ya think it's about time to grow up old geezer? You're turning 25 in a month, shouldn't you have gotten your life on track old chap?

>>69807305
>>69807322
>>69807360
NPD is a party of government (un)officials and glue-sniffers
AfD ist for Germans and Europeans who're fed up with what the establishment is trying to push down their throats

>>69807482
Fuck off back to facebook normie cunt

Girl literally put her penis around my vagina but i had just wanked and so I called the police

Hmm yes definitely the right course of action

>>69807482
3/10 post
verdict: back to /b/

>>69807434
Why not? President is useless, may as well have someone interesting there
Also helps get rid of nazi image

>>69807439
I can't

I'm dropping out of uni because I can't cut it, my abusive family broke ties with me themselves, and I lost contact with my friends because I'm never at uni. felt like shit for the last year and I just haven't been able to study like I should, no way round that fact.

It's 1445 and I've completed approximately 0 of my goals for today.

just found one of those frozen gregg's cheese & onion pasties from iceland in the freezer

best before date was july last year, should be alright though right?

>>69807517
Could either stick it out or change courses lad

Why break up with the gf?
Why not go to the pub with your mates?

>>69807495
http://www.dw.com/en/afd-politician-says-germanys-football-team-isnt-german/a-19305613

Thoughts?

>>69807492
Im 20 and work retail rn but they put me on carts because since I'm the "big guy" they always make me do carts when there's no one out there

>>69807506
Haven't been on /b/ since the days of Puddi and Roody Poos

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Ok lads

Read it and fucking weep

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>Sawadee ka P Anon, do you want buy fried banana?

>>69807547
UUUU

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haha doggo

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>>69807505
>put her penis around my vagina

NEED to stop wanking

>gf is begging to spend time with me all day
>i cant be fucked
>eventually she says "Fine." And now im the bad guy

How does this keep happening to me

>>69807547
That's pathetic dude.

Why can't you just get some crummy old office job?

Honestly just lie on your resume and make some shit up.

>>69807555
Why does that application display two ticks next to the green messages?

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>>69807555
holy shit kys

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>>69807555
Christ, I'm a kissless virgin and even I cringed

>>69807555
Oh Jesus lad

She actually wanted the D

>>69807564
are you SERIOUSLY saying that the girl on the left is NOT a ladyboy

im disappointed, thailad

>>69807555
The fucking state

>>69807555
Even if you didn't bang her you could've let her fucking sleep over you autistic fucking sack of retard

>>69807564
No but you can spend time with my fried banana ;)

>>69807583
Flexible hours for school
And office jobs are unironicly worse

>>69807564
SWADIKRAP
*assumes power pose*

>>69807349

why did you break up with her?

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>>69807555
Include me In screencap

>>69807589
Delivered and read

>>69807555
holy shit

she probably won't even consider you a friend after this, lad

>>69807416
Why though? Monarchy is just another way to get cucked by someone you can neither physically nor legally approach

>>69807479
>The prussian-jews were liable for the 1918 revolution during ww1 so they could one day exploit the nation due to it being a dull democracy :^)
Why are (((we))) still liable for what some leftist intellectuals/elitists do? Are all Germans living nowadays liable for the holocaust?

>>>Do you support monarchy?
>>No I don't
>whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
See above

>>69807536
>Why break up with the gf?
because I feel horrible and moody all the time I don't want her to have to deal with my shit. she's got enough on her plate already without babysitting some fuck up.

>Why not go to the pub with your mates?
I can't bring myself to talk about this shit with anyone except anonymous wankers. I don't want them to feel sorry for me and a drink down the pub isn't going to fix anything anyway.

>>69807615
Dude just learn a bunch of buzzwords and get a job as a dental hygienist.

You'll make way more

>>69807589
It's to tell you that they've read the message. They're grey when you send it and then turn blue once they've read it.

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>my floor is dirty

im fully straight but wank to gay porn roughly 50% of the time

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>>69807555
kys

>>69807598
doubt it

>>69807636
Ahh ye could stop being a wee fucking crybaby and go kiss your gf and have some craic in the pub you big softie

>>69807646
good lad

>>69807555
that's not even being a virgin, that's just being a fucking scumbag

even if a guy had asked like this to stay over at my place I'd have said yes right away. you're a runt and you deserve to be a virgin for life.

on the bright side at least a roastie was made to suffer like an abnormie would tonight

bet she feels really insecure now

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>>69807555
Why are you such a complete bellend? You literally just turned down sex for no reason.

>>69807633
>Why are (((we))) still liable for what some leftist intellectuals/elitists do?
The same reason all germans are liable for the holocaust (see their home country haha)

>Are all Germans living nowadays liable for the holocaust?
Yes, see above

>>69807631
>>69807643
Thanks for the explanations. That seems like a really convenient feature.

>>69807660
I guess I am just a crybaby

doesn't really matter anyway, it's pretty much all done now

>>69807671
more like she immediately got in touch with her backup beta and is currently riding him

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>>69807555

>>69807695
he must be an absolute state if that anon was ahead of him in the pecking order

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>tfw never been friends with a girl
>tfw nobody ever asks for my help

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>dw about it
>night

>>69807672
>>69807667
>>69807653
>>69807632
>>69807604
>>69807599
>>69807596
>>69807595
I want to fucking die.

>>69807544
I don't know. Sports teams aren't representative for the general population. But for European ones it seems to be correlating

>>69807555
Are you the lad who just split up with your gf

How is it possible to be good looking and autistic at the same time?

Serious brain damage at birth?

>>69807555

>>69807682
No problem petal x
>>69807694
Aye except it's not ya ballbag, go text your gf and tell her you made a mistake and ask for a second chance, talk to the senior professor or whatever about changing courses course you're miserable at that one, and then go text your mates and invite them for pool and pints sometime this week

Self pitying knob jockey

>>69807555
makes me feel better about my fuck ups

>>69807646
What kind of gay porn?

thought I was buying a johnny in a club toilet but it was a cock ring

gave it a spin and don't see the appeal 2bh

>>69807633
You can, that is the point of constitutional monarchy
They are a figurehead and source of respect and traditions and usually just as capable if not more so than most politicians, after all they created Germany and lead their various states for hundreds of years

>>69807555
>my floor is dirty
what would even possess someone to say such a thing

>>69807733
very northern post

>>69807715
Oh well lad

I have to know though, was she hot?

>>69807719
No, I'm a virgin

>>69807646
My mum says it's only gay porn if the roles are flexible. If it's one man dominating another 100% of the time, it's not gay, it's just a straight power fantasy.

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>>69807748

>>69807564
sabaidee

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>>69807748
>oven dodger

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>>69807555
link her to this thread

do it now

starting a new charity called xannies for jannies so he can chill out

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>>69807715
I sort of know your pain but in reverse

Asked out one girl in my life, back in school, and she recoiled and was disgusted. Despite previously getting on well. It ruined me. Never even bothered trying to change my KHV status since.

>>69807754
Yeah

I genuinely don't even know what happened. I'm in shock right now.

>>69807748
Screeching

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>>69807786

just made a bucket of tea and a pack of pot noodles

>>69807733
I'm a final year student and I've already done so badly that it's impossible to get a 2.1, and I'd need to get 75% on the rest of the degree (the hardest part) to get 2.2.

but I will ask if there's anyway I can resit the exams when I see her

my friends stopped talking ot me a long time ago lad, it's not a one sided split. and with the all this I'd rather not have a gf about.

>>69807555
>>69807784
>link her to this thread
this is the best response

if you want her to know that you like her you better show her this thread lad

>>69807793
Would you have turned away a guy friend at 1am who needed a place to crash so they weren't attacked by the roving Paki gangs?

>>69807793
Best not text her for a few days and then offer an explanation if you can think of one

>>69807795
saved

>>69807793
unbridled autism, I like it

>>69807748
damn, he roasted her properly there

>>69807785
>thinking xannies would slow quick draw man the 4chan jan

mans about to buy an empanada then play some Bloodborne
rah...

>>69807555
Don't even have words for this. Wtf is wrong with you?
Is she a fat cunt it something?

>>69807680
Is that what a cuck's life is about? Relieving yourself by posting passive-aggressive thoughts?

>>69807793
Do you live with your parents or something at least?

>>69807799
*puts your head in the bucket and fucking drowns you*
*pours the pot noodles onto your head*
*takes a bit of noodles*
mmmm delicious

>my floor is dirty

>>69807826
this

what a runt and still all he's thinking about is his knob

>>69806925
cool

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>>69807795

>>69807826
No, but I knew she was lying, there's always people leaving the club in taxis she could have easily got one home.

>>69807839
>empanada
What's that? Mum doesn't let me eat ethnic foods, says it brings the spectre of Catholicism into the house.

>>69807748
CREASING

>dw about it

https://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_VuvKUAGk8mm6sj33Wud7-6eAQklaIgOj3EPhNZnCwDS1H2JTifOjnKEQR3kdVCwdeaG4BGcQIQYCaMVOxMkwSA0MEF0DLT-W5nmZ4CdIhLuebFBg9KPduNLkOsQ_u5OQbcvIf7A_mVpk2hf0ZS5DY8SFl00R19edc5Yx1iniWXg0-2iE-Fkl8vArg2hLrUNIOTUPO-evrzvSrZB7B4l25eZXHrDkew&th=,5hdXFzawWmws_d0K9k62QCK7gCnWpkPwAAAAg6AAAAEqawN1hZFfiFyKHEgEoh3WLUFr1ioVGCBYfRpbTqXRrdsQRUzQZo7c8rXa38xZDn005hY01uG8CTulpRIHijtmpHDTOWjT3C54CUW6xdutw8-EeOMscC_t3SAeqbn2tVcmyQi3y-OM41tKHuuUio3AN5IcbGpCeOiHR_XvGsR3cajXoYaSgIYG3Xz_-mMY_a8KFJKlHh7iw3xLZi3EtmUPBtAZl_cUzZdx7vbI1GVazULDVXRG__MYE-DtPA7ef-ZfmGiZ7W1rxX19hMUDkSVEVQ1yWu8TTl9t64QRVwiDOKnTMe0RPJ1EOHNCHkJ0LjP4YJQSorUNdxDh_-cXjMRJoFC8VjB51Y3bUrR6wR429V2eHvb8AQ8Ni5FRcBNnK4HSxHjq1Wg1YE9-UgyyQLA6vUNHX1Pnie2iTyGLoPgm63vA4fnjo-ozfF7k0yNippgC5a7BHuPTUx6YrT_nVWxalgkzYSeb1aTDIaiHrAP46svkvGyFGcEPLiaMz32B3hiCsoewzUkjoj4aFBL6DRQTIBDRMurXYYkNnbadoKGYgWfOom0fXynaKopiISGkrxy4GRnes-8VryS1RHViEy5lUGNNb_WYyj-4wAAePx_oQSJBQ0xiXDb52J5gEGIlVUErKs6xohcNlxVJVVDb1h1pkpuMRWWdbrY4KfLamvOOSaksUSpwvZBwI-tabcseSJPvgkQVaOomAQuG0u367NbsyOeIzNPqgezFrWaU1hVL7bq80Bp_HPCaKcBXoHLyR4PYcF2HksroPxHBC9Q-s9fYZ2RZ2AJtps_2M7cjkkULAE0xtRt3KY7rikcOm3HgnRHE6knbAMosxOQZaaLw32MamuUsZJhkAyzP508Zz0ITVV6-_Ew-6fX8N90MiadaNqGzAhQjjvsoc6yRn38xp07kI84xA7sdCvxaud28Kh_ISU5MTB6OSn0di7S6iHZB_FHCqFw4jMmq4FMg19SLZUDAimp7i2V0umLR-qLvxWfn2OQooW61KBlohI8GidpkBotNGCmFJBev-ugA4cESZpBQfoQOlpXh7Mf2jSceZrXv-HX6pywC43su_eYqIz7JYBGN-J91JcAecE9rOqETB4sX0pKVjiVSTHW65svS1OpJOCqGEqBbcnkHdKUwR46jPoV5BeCI9dudyciOhysCE20SXB0ip-7d9DEw

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>my floor is dirty

>>69807853
oh cmon mate, its just banter

i dont actually feel this way

>>69807800
Gon fuck up and stop rolling over you poof

Life's hard lad you have to work for every nice thing

Gfs and jobs and mates don't just fall out of your arsehole upon command

Go get your gf back and patch things up with your friends, or make new ones if need be

absolutely shameless

when will they stop stealing from the 'chon

>>69807834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF29-q4KKV0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hckG8Cpypz8

>>69807856
No, live on my own

Tbf my floor is actually every dirty though, I wasn't lying

>>69807555
ROARING

YOU ABSOLUTE MUG

>>69807748
this was ages ago

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>>69807884

>>69807826
Hi /pol/

>>69807889
neck yourself cunt

>>69807826
not him but i actually would have

he can fucking suck it up and walk home the poof

>>69807889
>Life's hard lad you have to work for every nice thing
I've worked harder than 99.9% of people you idiot, I'm fucking tired of working

>>69807857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Oy6DwHAi70

>>69807884
actual virus dont click

>>69807906
Try cleaning?

>tfw dirty floor

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>>69807884

>>69807919
t. No gf wasteman

>>69807924
How is this allowed? It's copyrighted material belonging to Disney...

>>69807844
No she's fit

I honestly cannot explain my thinking.

My heartrate shot up when she sent the first text and then i was just full autism anxiety mode.

>>69807891
forgot link

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5neyj0/when_you_pause_phantom_menace_at_just_the_right/

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>>69807923
This

Hard work is a meme

>>69807923
>I'm fucking tired of working
good lad

raise the banners

revolution now

>>69807875
how well do you know this girl, are you at uni?

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>>69807938

>>69807906
you absolute plum

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>dirty floor

do people vape in england?

>>69807878
it's Spanish mate

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>>69807946
>Floor is dirty
REEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>69807906
how do you know this roastie?

sporting an erect willy lads

>>69807965
i do

>>69807966
It's Mexican

>>69807979
Chop it off

>>69807947
one of the very top comments even says "thicc"

>>69807965
e-cigs were big for a while

more of a bong country though

>>69807923
Hmmm can't be sure of that now

Regardless, you're fucking up your own life for no reason, pack it in. And maybe go see a councillor lad

Just hold out a bit longer

diagnosis dirty floor
on pills now for it

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>>69807965
fuck off yank

Unsarcastically I enjoy the scent of second hand smoke. Quite enjoy walking behind someone having a smoke.

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>>69807965
Loads of people vape at my uni. They're alwways exchanging vaping flavour recs.

>>69807982
don't think so Juan

>>69807742
We never had constitutional monarchy like you did. Just read through
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichstag_(German_Empire)
This came the closest but actually didn't stand a chance against both the Kaiser and the military (whose members didn't get to vote)

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I fucked it didn't I lads

She is literally never going to talk to me again

can pull the ol' foreskin completely over on the flop now lads

winning this war with phimosis day by day

>>69808030
dont care

dj dirty floor

>when you fancy a shag but his floor is dirty

>>69808039
Same lad

Went to see a urologist in September and he wanted me to get a circumcision

Fuck that noise

>>69807888
Well then :^)

>>69808013
actually heard a radio ad for the vaporium the other day

>>69808039
Good lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwmS0okyuqM

>>69808059
hope youre not mad :) x

note to self: clean floor

>>69808030
I actually don't care

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reminder this happened 60 years ago haha

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>mfw dirty floor

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>>69808067