/cum/ Explained edition
>>69805810
Fuck gays
god is dead
uhoh
>>69805842
Looks like you're being hacked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHTDhJR770w
Kendrick Lamar made me a Christian
>>69805832
ummmmmm no?
>>69805828
I'd rather not.
>>69805832
wait til he rises bruh you're in for a whuppin
This is now a British women thread
>>69805864
KILL FUCK MARRY
>>69805874
Look at those jumblies
Where are the Chile anons anyway?
>>69805874
false: yank qt thread
>>69805874
This is now a THICC eyebrows thread
>>69805874
gorgeous til she opens her mouth
>ELLO LUV OWAHYEW
I'm a tit man.
Really want to rub my penis until I ejaculate.
>>69805787
Just go you wiener, it's normal
>>69805874
EMMA
M
M
A
How cool are you?
I shave with a pocket knife
>>69805947
Did that 6 times today
>>69805971
You're a fucking animal
I still can't remember the order of the months in a year wtf
>>69805787
Do they really have restaurants dedicated to shitty paste noodles
>>69805950
Fine. I'm going to pretend it's like one of those animes I've never watched
>>69805961
I stubbed my toe and only cried for 20 minutes
>>69805961
I smoke cigarettes and play drums. Literally rolling in the pussy over here.
>>69805985
I had this song I would remember them with, and eventually it got to the point that I could pick up the song from any month, making it look like I just knew the order
>>69805985
I still use Saved By The Bell to remember the planets.
MVEMJSNUP
>>69806017
>pluto
>>69806007
>he thinks lung cancer is cool
>>69805996
Real ramen is god tier
>>69805934
>it says "DEPORT" in the background.
>>69806017
you're a fucking idiot
>>69805996
Yes
>>69805997
I bet you're going to ask for a fork you nerd
>when a limey responds to you
>>69806007
>play drums
>rolling in pussy
Dubious
>>69806038
take what you came for and begone
>FOY
>>69806038
fantastic post of spectacular quality
tfw sometimes drag a knife around my face
can't stop
>>69806069
t. bassist
>>69806076
Good lad
>>69806039
Deportivo
African American Culture
>>69806061
having a poo
Doing a poo
>>69806088
Guitarist/vocalist
Literally knee deep in gash
oh god, it happened again
>>69806040
rude
>Have 4 hours of work to do
>Just don't do it til like 10
please god I need to stop
Haha poo
Wank!
Donald Trump?
More like pee-pee party golden hair man
Le post
>>69806122
lemme guess
you play Wonderwall and stairway to heaven
*starts beatboxing loudly*
ayooooo
>>69806107
What's that?
>>69806145
Stop making unbelievably unintelligent posts then
desu
>>69806132
fake news
>>69806157
lol nice drumpf btfo
hillarys gonna stomp him november 8 guys
>>69806166
Probably just Wonderwall lmao
>>69806166
Lmao I'm a 10 year vet
Green tea muffin was good. Just thought you should know.
Have to learn 3 chapters of Java by tonight
lol
fun stuff
>tfw bassist
Donald "Japanimation" Trump
>Born too early to be a colonist on Mars or and declare independence from a United Earth Government
Why even live at this point
>>69806222
learn Roundabout
Sushi, Mexican or pho. What should I get tomorrow for big boy birthday lunch?
>>69806217
>Java
Supper, /cum/; you?
>>69806202
>bragging about being in a band and getting pussy on an egyptian whittling forum
>>69806239
Mexican 100%
>>69806222
>tfw sadist, racist, fascists and bassists
>>69806242
Grim
>>69806226
Impending conflict.
>>69805900
IM SCREAMING TO ANIMATED 2D WOMAN FUCK OFF
There are two types of Vietnamese women. Half of them are officers in the Vietcong, the other half have Tuberculosis. Only fuck the ones that cough.
im dating this grill and she doesnt use jewbook
she is my type
>>69806226
I'm waiting till we colonize Venus
>>69806243
>tfw local indie legend
Lmao no need to be jealous
>>69806254
Okay
>>69806225
I'd vote for that
>>69805835
If it's funny then it doesn't matter what context it's in, but most of it is like sports talk.
>tfw thousands of pepes saved
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------0-1-------1-0-------------1--------------------------------|
G|--------2---------2-----------0-----2--------------------------------|
D|------2---------3-----------0-------2--------------------------------|
A|----0---------3-----------2---------0--------------------------------|
E|------------------------3--------------------------------------------|
>>69806177
no
>>69806283
Nice job bud
>>69806287
You're gonna have to wait a few hundred years for that after we figure out how to terraform Mars. I just want my cyberpunk anarchocapitalist colonial fantasies to come true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlSbPlKQ_dc
just fapped
>>69806290
are you kidding i founded Weasels in the House Party
the most popular indie band in the world
but you haven't heard of us because we're too obscure
>>69806222
>tfw bassist
>>69806306
A toast to your pepe collection, good friend!
>>69806242
Looks good
What does it taste like?
>>69806283
>doesnt use jewbook
That's actually a red flag anon.
>>69805961
I pee in the shower.
>tfw thounsands of women in lingerie saved
>>69806157
wtf I hate Dr*mpf now
>>69806319
Someone enjoyed blade runner and Atlas Shrugged a little too much
>>69806332
Potatoes.
>>69806324
>most popular in the world
Wow bud
>leaving your local scene
It's almost like you don't have slavesluts
life is shit. SHIT
>>69806355
wanna share senpai?
>>69806365
I love potatoes. Sounds great
>>69806362
Andrew Ryan did nothing wrong
>>69806355
Why don't you ever post them you lazy mexican?
>You win 50 million dollars in the lottery
What do you do?
>>69806407
Probably a nice house and a 911. Might take some nice vacations.
>>69806407
buy gf's for all of cum
Going to the Czech Republic to get my own Abigaile 2bh
>>69806407
buy a car and a house, pay off the mortgage, then buy lots of anime figurines and an arcade cabinet
>>69806407
Construction of the /cum/ mansion and importation of hookers.
>You win 50 million pesos in the lottery
What do you do?
>>69806433
yer alright, my dude
>>69806447
build 1/128th of the le wall
>>69806437
I'm actually studying there this year
>>69806447
Buy a 12 pack of beer and that's about it
>>69806433
you the man
I heard of having sex but never had it
>>69806407
I buy a nice camera, a car and of course pent house in a big city.
>>69806407
nothing
for the rest of my life
i hope it would be everything i imagine
>>69806489
>12 pack
>not a 16 or 24 pack
>>69806407
/cum/ mansion
>>69806347
how come? i believe she doesnt like attention and thats it
>>69806379
sure thing
>>69806504
This. I'd wallow in my own filth and relax and do nothing.
>>69806407
hire hookers to piss on me
>>69806480
What's the answer to 1984?
>>69806447
>~2 million dollars
Personally whiten Mexico's next generation.
>>69806483
Find me a qt like Abigaile pls. You can have the rest
My personality? it's all an act...
>>69806521
fat
>>69806538
420
>>69806545
hnnnnnng
>>69806407
Start a small local bank and try to get 50 people in my local hometown a small loan to jumpstart their business ventures.
>>69806538
Van halen S/T
>>69806538
1985
>>69806347
Depends on the reasoning
>>69806506
Decent beer as far as I've seen comes in 12 packs maximum
>>69806538
Donald Trump because he's going to create a dystopia.
>>69806521
good man
>Donald Trump because he's going to create a dystopia.
>>69806538
A. 1633
B. 1776
C. 69
D. 420
>>69806521
>>69806573
Well anon is right, some grills don't have it because "le XDDD I'm so alt" but a lot of others because there's something off.
>>69806407
Pay off my debts (~6 000$), buy a small condo downtown (~200 000$), get new furniture, a new computer, new clothes, and so on (~50 000$), and relax.
I might travel a bit, but probably not for a while. I just want to RELAX a little. I've been working pretty much nonstop and living paycheque to paycheque for most of my life, I just want to wake up without an alarm and lounge around with the cats, order a pizza without counting my change first, and be happy.
After a while I'd probably take my grand-ma to Vegas, stay at a nice hotel and all that. Maybe see a show. And after that, I'd just...live my life. Might travel around the country, get a turtle or something.
>>69806648
post benis
>>69806648
>blogposting
I need to get laid god damn it. I'm tired of beating my penis; my penis is the one who should be doing the beatings
>>69806703
anon your penis couldn't beat an 80 year old grandma
>>69806222
Tfw the only one who truly loves you us me, the drummer
>>69806407
Pay off any loans/mortgage my parents have, pay off student debt of siblings and my two best friends, buy a decent, unobtrusive house in Pennsylvania somewhere, and maybe start/buy my own small aircraft repair shop or restoration shop. Invest the majority left over, maybe buy a vacation house for the family.
You all know that I'm better than you right?
>>69806749
I wuv u 2
@69806772
its like you aren't even trying
>>69806748
My penis is tough and can get the job done
How do you "hang out"
>I need to get laid god damn it. I'm tired of beating my penis; my penis is the one who should be doing the beatings
i had a friend who was into girls at a really young age and it confused me
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1482038193027.webm
really makes my hippocampus agitated
I am tired of being the man I am, I want to sexually identify as Corsair and sail the seven salty seas severing any scoundrel that crosses waves with me. For now on I want to be known as Pierre Lyon Chaplain, because I am tired of being a filthy landlubber. I will go coast to coast, along with my seamen looking for precious booty. X marks the gender map.
>>69806615
:^)
>>69806637
I think she doesn't want a bunch of strangers making friend requests because they see that she's hot.
>>69806831
Drinking beer
I'm tired of being the lonely hugless virgin memester I should be having a great time with chicks
>>69806846
he is a man of valor
a guardian of truth
a merchant of water filters
>>69806861
>>69806861
>high maintenance diva
Now what could go wrong with that? Either way good on you and keep bosting.
>>69806846
>says the water filtration merchant
WHY DON'T QT GIRLS LIKE ME
>CRIED WITH LOVE LIVE
FUCK, NOW IM GONNA GET MORE FUCKED UP
I keep telling myself that suicide is roberry
>>69806985
of who to what
I'm tired of being Juan Paco del Taco I just wanna get laid and bang inside out a cunt with my machete
this is what The Simpsons has become
>>69806951
You aren't a qt boy.
>>69805874
france > eng
>>69807008
SOMEBODY PLEASE FUCKING UNUGLY ME
>tfw actually getting the hang of wendys and even worked by myself for the most part today
I almost don't wanna quit
>>69807007
it suddenly got 10x funnier
>>69807010
True
>>69807007
RIP simpsons
what is that anyway?
I'm tired of being a virgin like my cumates
>>69807037
If one of you figures this out, please help me also.
>>69807007
I just noticed RZA
>>69807052
>works fast food
>doesn't want to quit
This is failure talk
>>69807078
I'm a weeb who just got his first job in 3 days ago and barely passed high school
What else would I be?
>>69807010
More of this senpai
>>69807092
>this poor chick posing with the tags still on
kek, please continue
I want to get fit but I don't want to stop eating 3 cheeseburgers a day
>>69807052
welcome to the grown up world anon
>>69806846
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>69807108
Age?
>>69807138
Randy bo bandy
bobandy mentioned
>>69807153
Frig off I'm serious. I want to get fit
>>69807173
Fuck off Randy!
>>69807092
more front shots pls
>>69807173
fuck off randy and get some hiposuction
>>69807138
Self-control is the trick. Almost everyone loves food, you're not alone there.
>watching a video
>guy has a gay lisp
Don't hate fags at all but that lisp is so annoying.
How do they even get that?
>>69807150
18
>>69807138
>>69807227
>fatties talking
Also please continue
>>69805810
That's a good picture. Saved.
>>69807230
semen dissolves tongues
>tfw can't read or write cursive.
>>69807173
how about you stop inhaling cheeseburgers, Randy
>>69807248
are you black?
>>69807230
I have a lisp, I've always had it
>>69807258
He's probably young.
>>69807227
What am I supposed to control
>>69807230
what is a "gay lisp"?
>>69807258
I'm black
I can read and wrote in cursive
>>69807269
vocaroo pls
>it's another "everybody talks about amerifat politics again" episode
why are people in fucking CANADA so obsessed with American politics, holy shit
>>69807233
Then there's nothing wrong with that tbqh. I got my first job at 18.
>>69807248
I can write cursive but sometimes it's hard as fuck to read because the person tried to hard to make it look unique or beautiful and it becomes gibberish
>>69807276
How much you eat
The quality of what you eat
Honestly if you made your own burgers with decent ingredients, you probably wouldn't have to cut so much out as long as you exercised in conjunction
>he didnt get his first job in High school
>>69807291
>>69807291
Because le ebil Drumpf is going to threaten the World Order.
>>69807279
congratulations
>>69807283
I don't wanna
>>69807291
>he thinks this is limited to Canada
Kek
>>69807196
>>69807258
White.
>>69807302
I hate that.
>>69807312
b-but I got it the third week of College
>>69807291
what else are they supposed to talk about?
>>69807312
>was in high school during the first modern recession
I literally had employers tell me that ex-CEOs and Vice Presidents were applying for these shit minimum wage jobs.
What is your burger cooking music?
https://youtu.be/vXhYAS1Kyp8
>>69807327
No, but I'm willing to bet the problem is worse in Canada than it is elsewhere.
It's frankly astounding just how much of a non-country (or an artificial country, if you prefer) we are. Even compared to other countries of similar age and colonial history, it's ridiculous just how much of a joke Canadian "identity" is. The best proof is by how obsessed Canadians become with American politics.
20 grams short of protein goal for the day
what to eat
>>69807377
quebec pls
>>69805900
Yo, I'm new to /int/. Mostly a /v/, /x/ guy. Came here for new memes. Care to explain what /cum/ is?
>>69807376
the jewbox
>>69807321
pls :)
>>69807397
/cute und Manly/
>>69807310
What is a good exercise for fatties
I have been in bed for 14 hours today
>>69807377
Australia is governmentally speaking literally the US with the Westminster system t'bh.
>>69807397
canada USA and mexico, it's basically a north american general
>>69807377
>implyig
German media had non-stop coverage of Trump anon, it's obviously going to be a bit more pronounced when we are right next door and speak the same language.
>Canadian "identity"
Well when the gov't keeps throwing it out every decade and replacing it what do you expect?
>>69807377
They are a superpower, the most relevant country in the world, we border them, and their politics affect us greatly. Do you know what's gonna happen in half a year when companies no longer have incentive to stay in Canada and move down south because of Trumps lax regulation and taxes mixed with Trueadu not budging on his retardation? My hydro bill is ridiculous and it's about to get fucked.
>>69807413
No, as bad as Australia might be, it's still not nearly as bad as Canada. At least Australia has a real unique identity, and never presents itself as "we swear we're not America!!". Meanwhile, Canada has N O T H I N G. Not a single fucking reason other than distant historical reasons as to why we should even bother remaining independent.
>c*tholics
shaking my head
>>69807427
>within a century Canada went from being Britain's bitch to being America's
Hmmmmmmm
>>69807400
You shouldn't say Jew its racist
>>69807397
It's this.>>69807420
but Chile is always welcome.
it really makes you think
>yes I am a protestant
>>106714552
>>69807466
>within a century the world went from being Britain's bitch to being America's
ftfy
>>69807410
I'm no expert by any means but a good base cardio routine is definitely a good start. Even walking for 30-60 minutes a day can help. Jogging or running is even better if you can. Once you have a decent cardio regimen, you can throw in weight work (there's tons of bodyweight workouts if you don't have access to a gym, and if you do then that's pretty self-explanatory where to go with it)
Dunno your size, but if you're too big to reliably get that going, watching your diet to lose weight is going to be your first priority.
Either way, it's something that if you really want it, you'll just have to stick to it and keep yourself disciplined.
>>69807377
one time i was listening to an ontarian radio station and they were telling me to not vote for trump wtf
>>69807458
Why are you faggots so obsessed with muh identity. We have some of the most livable cities in the world and a solid middle class. Mind you the politics in this country is a disaster imo. Move if you want some roleplaying Identity bullshit.
>unironically being fat
>>69807291
Politics distract people from personal responsibility like alcohol and religion.
>>69807493
>being this new
Quick, /cum/
There's a doge in this picture
Find it
Is Chile the only honorary non-/cum/ member? Do we still like Sweden?
>>69807511
5 10 235lb
I'll get started once I'm done with dinner
>>69807458
You can blame Benedict Arnold for that.
>>69807535
is he behind the monitor?
Overrated garbage:
Art
Philosophy
The Silence of the Lambs
Angelina Jolie
The Beatles
Jane Austen
France
KFC
Nirvana
Doctor Who
Harry Potter
Cara Delevingne
Dogs
Bacon
Anal Sex
The Superbowl
The Olympics
George Carlin
Marriage
Latina women
If you like any of these things then get the fuck out of my thread
>>69807466
Who's is whos Bitch? You protect us with you tax dollars and you prop us up being our largest consumer nation of shitty lumar, oil, and syrup.
>>69807537
>Do we still like Sweden?
How long have you been gone?
>>>106714552
kek fuck
>>69807537
the only non cums welcome here is latvia
>>69807561
You forgot your life
>>69807561
>my thread
>baitposting this hard
Although I agree with everything on that list.
>>69807575
>>69807537
Pls dont mention that dyke ever again
I dont want her crawling back here
>>69807561
I'll be you know all about anal sex
>>69807561
>Silence of the lambs
>Dogs
>Latin women
Fuck you
>>69807561
I'm going to kill you
>>69807520
It's what happens when you elevate identity politics to the status of religion.
>>69807579
>>69807603
>being this new
>>69807537
I've been gone for a while, does Latvia still come around?
>>69807552
That doesn't seem too bad then. Losing weight and keeping it off really isn't about doing certain exercises or eating super organic free-range activated kale, it's really just making sure that the amount of calories you take in is less than what you expend.
Basically, as long as you don't eat like complete shit, and do 30+ minutes of cardio every-ish day, you should at least maintain a decent bodily condition.
If you want to get truly fit, you'll need to eventually end up pushing yourself more and more, but fitness is all about baby steps. So many people get burnt out because they don't drop 20 pounds in 2 weeks; it's a slow process but if you stick to it it will pay off.
>bring xbox 360 to uni
>the laser disc reader is broken
i cannot stop farting and all my farts smell so bad
>>69807597
Swedyke was an all right person. Swedyke's problem was that she was a normie looking for validation from autists like NAD.
Year of the first kiss you say?
>>69807661
buy a new one and do some flashing senpai
>>69806407
Buy a completely regular small house and a car, buy art supplies, never work again and paint shit until i die alone/kill myself
>>69807669
das not ur farts
das ur mum
>>69807535
have a real funny post saved for the next thread lads
>>69807692
was gonna play NCAA 14 with some friends, might just have buy it digitally for $20
>>69807677
How do I marry a traditional Latina who thinks divorce is evil? I speak mediocre Spanish.
>>69807617
Since when has Identity politics focused on our national identity instead of ethnic groups and gender? If you wanna move to Australia and roleplay with kangaroos, bogans and barbecues(their whole identity) then go for it. If you're going to bring up national Identity you could of at least picked a better example than Australia. They are the same as we are in that regard. The thing is, Anglo culture has become so mainstream you hardly notice what makes our culture what it is. The Chinese experience culture shock when they move here, and it's not for lack of culture.
>>69807679
>Swedyke was an all right person
>>69807717
Mine will dwarf yours lol
Year of getting fit you say?
>>69807731
t. LMM
>>69807722
Get good at Spanish
>>69807679
NAD?
>unironically defending swedyke
>>69807728
>wasn't even me
Save all that for the other anon pham.
>>69807770
My favorite type of ASMR is one where Japanese girls jerk you off and make squishy noises
>>69807775
My mistake
>my uni has the most "sugar baby" sign ups on some sugar daddy website
>>69807797
>japanese
DROPPED
>>69807744
>t. Swedyke orbiter
He was also trash, along with his various other personas and CIA's & his various other personas as well.
Hola. Yo soy un gringo y quierro cazarme con y embarazar a sus hijas Latinas.
new
>>69807821
gf just sent this to me
>>69807804
FSU?
I like jerking off
>>69807744
He's dead
>>69807770
NotADrunk, annoying namefag who would saturate threads about striking out with women.
>>69807940
I enjoyed his posts
>>69807981
Not sure why, that's all he would talk about.
How does this make your feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BdWl74kP7k