The only book you read in the school library edition
the so called so called so so so ahhhhhh new ahhhh yes new thread
amine
the gf
me
He wasn't that bad, in hindsight
>>69802022
worth giving a shot
>>69802054
what a catch
>>69802078
Half breed paki cunt
>>69802078
Gone but not forgotten
Fucking hell
>>69802017
eyewitness books fuck yeah
>>69802078
Political vulture.
>>69802054
this is my kind of girl
face: adorable
hair: good hair dresser
fish: great outfit 8.3/10
feet: horrible feet but the fish outfit negates this
aggregate score: 8.3/10
verdict: would marry
How do we fix TG apart from the obvious answer?
>>69802069
got sauce senpai?
>>69802078
It was a publicity stunt, his race cannot digest liquids.
I don't know what the watergate scandal was ahah
>>69802128
more diversity
>>69802107
REALITY is breaking down
the MEMES are smashing the fourth WALL
>>69802107
"No"
>>69802117
Saggier than my nan's lad
>>69802128
by retiring this meme show
>>69802117
>boob gap
Disgusting
>>69802128
Revive the more dignified pre-Jezza formula with a lower budget and accept it will never be as popular as during its heyday.
>>69802078
He's barely even human
>>69802128
They've already streamlined the team to Token, Joey and Manlet.
>>69802144
Nixon's aides spied on the corrupt democrat establishment to leak their secrets.
ehehehe
eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
wazoo wazoo!
miss me yet?
>>69802078
he should be one of those model spergs that autism advocates always prop up like messi
>>69802181
This is what happens when you spend all your days studying and not going out picking up social skills
>>69802128
Get dick and dom to present it.
Plus a segment with Basil Brush.
just twisted this bad boy up
any lads down to puff?
>why yes I do get 'gets'
>just got married
>about to have sex with my wife for the first time
>she tells me she is a man
>takes off her dress
>her cock is bigger than mine
>she fucks my arse raw until it bleeds
>she pulls out and cums onto my face
>welcome to marriage shit head
i would be a good boyfriend
>>69802181
reminds meof the little persuasion game in oblivion
Can't sleep
Having an existential crisis
Would Labour be doing any better now if it was still under Millipede
>>69802054
does anyone know the source of the video featuring the singing fish which is so bad it's funny?
Trying to get to sleep but the cunt in the next room is moaning about having an 'existential crisis' because he doesn't have a gf
Bloody runts
""""""""great"""""""" britain
>>69802017
you really read me like an open book with that lad
>>69802245
Read
>>69802232
no no no get four YOU hahaha
>>69802252
Definitely, although Labour is in it's current mess because of leader election rules he imposed.
>>69802200
im enjoying this democratic process
this is a lot more fun than strawpolls where there are usually 0 consequences. really ups the ante
>>69802128
step 1. fire everyone but harris and the stig
step 2. hire tiff needell and vicki butler-henderson
step 3. return to the original top gear format and become a car show again
step 4. profit
>>69802245
daylight savings will fix it
>>69802275
>england
eeeeeeeeeeeek!
>>69802252
What became of the stone? Did the creature take it when it left?
>>69802252
>not a single clue as to how they're going to achieve these aims
>>69802280
I'm reading /brit/ in between my thoughts
>>69802297
How long away is that
>>69802252
brit would have much better memes
>>69802017
Child tier list:
Top tier:
Kids who read non-fiction exclusively
Mid tier:
Kids who read a bit of both
Bottom tier:
Kids who read fiction only
Shit tier:
Kids who have read any Jacqueline Wilson books unironically.
>>69802333
Let me be the first to congratulate you on your get
>>69802252
they all got on with each other under Milliman
http://www.spectator.co.uk/2017/01/what-explains-the-idiocy-of-the-liberal-elite-its-their-education/
pretty good read tbqh
>>69802307
Some say Ed broke it up and used the pieces to repair his spaceship so he could return home
>>69802307
smashed it to bits
>>69802017
Can you bait the Sheikh?
is it possible to get a gf if you have acne
>>69802333
holy fuck
>>69802017
Oh hey I remember these
Describe 2-cb
What's the dose and effects?
>>69802333
HOWLING
>>69802365
'fraid not
>>69802333
usiing a script
>>69802365
Yes surprisingly if you're not a social retard
>>69802327
hidden god mode: kids who only read 4chan posts
>>69802314
It's more about how unbelievably vague they are, like what does "NHS with the time to care" even mean
>>69802371
Table spoon up the arse and it gives you a proper fruity buzz
>>69802252
>i consume drugs
>>69802371
I like to think of it as a beginner friendly acid
Your mind won't feel as expanded but you'll still get some very nice visuals, a very comfortable trip
As for dosages I'm not sure off the top of my head
>>69802327
>reading
I haven't read a book in years, I live the audiobook lifestyle and culture
>>69802386
Fuck off yank, I get my gets all natural
I doubt one could even use a script to reliably get gets
>>69802252
>controls on immigration
bit racist
please rub your milky man meat on my little, yellow, piggu face
>>69802327
Ultra shit tier:
The kid who brings their own book from home, complete with fancy leather bookmark
>>69802252
Anyone would be better than corbyn
>>69802414
I'm no stranger to acid, but I've come across 30 mg of it. I've been told it's like MDMA.
>>69802420
>audiobook
People who listen to audiobooks are not absorbing it at all.
>>69802420
Same for me, and it's fucked me up. I didn't get into the habit of reading, and now thanks to all of the 0 depth bullshit I read on the internet (i.e. other people's opinions about bullshit), I find it hard to concentrate on large passages of text.
And I'm doing physics at uni. Dearie me
>>69802448
God tier:
Takes non-fiction books from classroom and keeps it for years.
AHHhHhHahahahhAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I HATES IT WE HATES IT WE HATES THE HIPPOCKRASY
I once pood in a library book and just put it back on the shelf
>>69802518
you fakkin druggo
>>69802389
> if you're not a social retard
heh
>>69802519
aahaha good lad goodlad
>>69802519
howling
>>69802454
Hmm possibly I've never done mdma to compare it to
*poo*
>>69802479
I did this with one of the sex education books
>>69802339
bit ott 2bh
>>69802549
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i used to read horrible histories as a kid
>>69802477
good thing you aren't doing a hard subject, brainlet
>>69802519
Derry?
>>69802619
I buy loads of videogames but hardly play anything other than battlefield online while listening to youtube videos about how the ess jay dubble yoos are dumb or documentaries
>>69802627
Londonderry
I can't read tho
the geeeff
working on an essay... its called zen and the art of the nutty professor
>gf is going to Uni this year
>Shes under the impression the Uni you go to doesn't really matter
>Will most likely end up doing a meme-tier course and a meme-tier Uni
lmao
>>69802649
Those are some very nice boots
>>69802661
A 3rd at Oxford is worse than a 1st at hull my friend ;)
>>69802661
up to an extend what uni you go to doesn't matter, if you do a decent degree it isn't even significant being outside the rustlers group
something like sociology at southampton solent basically ruins your life prospects though
>>69802661
At least she'll get a lot of new dick.
Post god-tier chocolate
If your mum didn't buy you Paul Jennings' books when you were a kid then you had a shit tier childhood I'm afraid
>>69802689
>Oxford
more like arsefart
>>69802694
Shes not a whore desu
>tfw this faggot's face appears on the sidebar of nearly every video i watch
>>69802721
galaxy mmmmmm *drools*(
>>69802128
My friend got really pissy when I told him the new TG was shit.
gf's family and friends HATE me lads
what do i do
>>69802078
He was entertaining
>>69802721
ahh yes the expensive chocolate at asda
Never played the Uncharted games, should I buy the Uncharted collection for £16?
DUM
DUM
DUM-DUM-DUM
dum-dum-dum-dum
>>69802721
Oreo dairy milk
>>69802779
The simpsons? I recognise that dum dum
>>69802794
una vela hahahahahaha
>>69802777
sh*t games
buy baldurs gate
>>69802775
>asda
Their home brand food is disgusting
>>69802762
yank """chocolate""" for lower-middle class people to think they're posh and refined
binned eternally
dude 4chan lmao
>>69802779
That's what your nan sounded like falling down the stairs haha
lads
What exactly do people mean when they say they can't cook?
Do you know how fucking easy it is to FRY something?
You barely have to do ANYTHING.
Are people just RETARDED?
>>69802721
desu
>>69802779
>Everyone is going to diiiie
>we're all going to die in a variety of different wa~ays
>>69802807
chilango de mierda jajaja
>>69802396
>Kinderen die deze website leest.
nieuw flikkertjes
>>>/buiten/
>>69802755
>gfs friends really like me
>i hate them
Reminder your worst enemies are your gfs girl friends.
>>69802807
Homer J. Simpson
>>69802810
yeh
>>69802779
GERRAAAHH-DAMAAAAHH-PAAAAAAAAAB
>>69802826
microwave never gets the oil hot enough to make the meat not pink
>>69802832
EXCELLENT post!
gf said she is going to cuck me and i said 'yeh cuck me some dinner' her bf found it hilarious
>>69802779
really really HATE that intro
...and everything that follows
>>69802876
That's why we have stoves lad.
>>69802813
Green and Black's is a British company you lemon.
Also, melt some of it down in a pot and put it on a cake, then get back to me. It's god tier
>>69802872
FFFFIIIIIIIIWWWWWWWWWWWW
>Donald Trump denying that he payed Russian prostitutes to piss on his face in Obama's Moscow hotel room
This is the next President of the United States
grim
Fucking /pol/
>>69802901
HAHAHAHA
>>69802912
technically he never denied it, he just said the reports themselves are false
would probably fuck tom hardy (or at least suck his willy)
not gay though
>>69802912
the CIA fell in a 4chan bait
>>69802912
source?
>>69802721
why do so many Brits absolutely HATE Trump, but didn't follow the election at all?
>>69802926
it must be horrible having kids that look nothing like you.
>>69802907
literally owned by Kraft you yank pleb
>>69802721
>>69802974
because trump is le ebul raciss
>>69802926
fuck off with this crypto race bait post you noxious yank
>>69802127
what's bad about her feet?
they look fine to me
>>69802996
>>69802930
>t. rasheed
might start watching Spanish Simpsons to improve my Spanish skills
>>69803025
giuseppe
>>69802107
WE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
>>69802996
'sheed
is it time for the real communist hours yet
>>69802974
chemtrails
>>69802977
A parent company isn't the company itself. Next you'll be telling me that Cadbury's is a yank company too.
>>69803022
>>69803034
>dude niggers lmao
It just gets boring after a while
I don't understand the yank brain
Anyone over 6 foot here would get absolutely HEEMed if i saw them irl
my friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch
>>69803072
Give me a reason why
I like giirl
>>69803050
cadbury's is a yank company and it went to shit immediately after the yanks took over
FOY
>>69802977
>Headquarters: London, England
>website ends in .co.uk
Yeah, sounds very yank to me...
>>69803056
Found the nigger.
>>69803025
prefer french simpsons myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XZsm5NpBJA
>>69803091
>cadbury's is a yank company and it went to shit immediately after the yanks took over
But it didn't, take your rose tinted specs off lad. Burger King was once owned by Diageo, a British conglomerate. Would you have considered it a British company? I think not.
seriously lads what do i do if my gf's parents family hate me
Hampshire
>3rd largest county
>5th largest population
>never mentioned
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>69803128
>Burger King was once owned by Diageo
>burger KING
FOB
>>69803136
Why do they hate you lad
>>69803144
Overshadowed because of its close proximity to London
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjFeq2AMyFo
Got a speculative interview of sorts tomorrow. They told me to come to the firm to discuss if they'd have a position for me. How the fuck do I prepare for a job interview without knowing what the job is?
>>69803161
we broke up for a bit and got back together
so the usual slagging me off after the relationship x
>>69803167
it's a 2 and a half hour drive to london
Boss won't stop talking and I'm about to sperg out
>>69803154
>White """""Castle"""""
>>69802974
lemmings
got an interview for a call centre tomorrow quite small
how do i prepare and stuff x
>>69802974
China
>>69803128
>Would you have considered it a British company?
yes
>>69803097
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/food-and-drink/features/the-many-ways-cadbury-is-losing-its-magic/
it's ultimately owned by the yanks no matter, their domain name really doesn't matter. quality is sacrificed in the name of pure profit
>>69803187
Basingstoke is a 45 minute drive from London
>Mummy Theresa just passed a law banning you from talking poorly about jews
hhmmmmm
>>69803219
>call centre
literally just turn up and talk to them in english and they will hire you
>>69803263
So you think Green and Blacks is shit chocolate because the parent company is yank? Put the crack pipe down.
>>69803274
nobody lives in basinga stoke though
>>69803283
not that i don't believe you, but link
>an historic
>>69803332
>an USA
>an university
EEEEEEEEEEK!
>>69803301
no it's shit quality chocolate anyway and being owned by yanks just makes it worse
>>69803332
historic is pronounced 'istoric
an historic is correct
bet you say "an european" too
howling
>>69803124
they don't sound too different from american Simpsons. I'd quite the bit of amusement at this.
>>69803326
Population is 100k
>>69803357
>historic is pronounced 'istoric
working class SCUM
>>69803357
oiropeen
>>69803354
Ok Mr Snooty, post something better
>>69803328
http://archive.is/sTgkW
Making mendacious, dehumanizing, demonizing, or stereotypical allegations about Jews as such or the power of Jews as collective — such as, especially but not exclusively, the myth about a world Jewish conspiracy or of Jews controlling the media, economy, government or other societal institutions.
Accusing Jews as a people of being responsible for real or imagined wrongdoing committed by a single Jewish person or group, or even for acts committed by non-Jews.
Denying the fact, scope, mechanisms (e.g. gas chambers) or intentionality of the genocide of the Jewish people at the hands of National Socialist Germany and its supporters and accomplices during World War II (the Holocaust).
Accusing the Jews as a people, or Israel as a state, of inventing or exaggerating the Holocaust.
Accusing Jewish citizens of being more loyal to Israel, or to the alleged priorities of Jews worldwide, than to the interests of their own nations.
Denying the Jewish people their right to self-determination, e.g., by claiming that the existence of a State of Israel is a racist endeavor.
Applying double standards by requiring of it a behavior not expected or demanded of any other democratic nation.
Using the symbols and images associated with classic antisemitism (e.g., claims of Jews killing Jesus or blood libel) to characterize Israel or Israelis.
Drawing comparisons of contemporary Israeli policy to that of the Nazis.
Holding Jews collectively responsible for actions of the state of Israel.
>>69803332
why do people say this? is it some sort of grammar technicality?
>>69803420
>>69803433
forgot the second link
https://www.holocaustremembrance.com/sites/default/files/press_release_document_antisemitism.pdf
>>69803434
some people write that because they don't pronounce the h.
>>69803420
100% cocoa powder.
>>69803434
cockney 'angova, me ole choyna.
>>69803390
all runts
>>69803392
historic is only for RP and the irish
FOY
>>69803401
yuropeean
>>69803448
lol
>you bite your toenails anon?
>>69803489
it's oiler not yuler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOZ4VDhrMbQ
holy shit lads we're living in the future
need to get an fpv drone
>>69803521
You say the weirdest things when you're topless babe.
>>69803523
because Euler is german, only dumb leaves say "oiropeean"
>>69803448
Dark chocolate is a chore to eat, I bet you think you're all grown up when you buy it. Go to Harrods and see what real chocolate is.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10032296/White-Britons-will-be-minority-by-2066-says-professor.html
>White Britons 'will be minority' by 2066, says professor
HOWLING
>>69803579
europe is also german :^)
>>69803581
>limiting yourself to one type of thing
autism. dark chocolate is really nice and so is milk chocolate.
>>69803581
I regret eating quality chocolate.
It recalibrates your tastebuds and everything else always tastes like shite.
why is brit dead tonight? Not happy
>Children who think they are transgender 'could have autism': They may be fixating on their sex, says expert
Hmmm
Kraut
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Euro#German
>>69803618
I don't mind dark chocolate but anything over 70% is not enjoyable to eat
>>69803596
yep
but it's pronounced yurop in the english language, the same way "euro" is pronounced
>>69803648
you're a pleb desu
test
https://youtu.be/JrGlNYc-AGM
some choon to embiggen you lads
>embiggen
>>69803632
It's a well known fact that autists are more likely to identify as the opposite sex
>>69803691
it is a perfectly cromulent word la
>>69803664
you've been bamboozled my friend
>>69803669
Not an argument
>>69803691
she's so beautiful
>>69803596
>europe
is from greek, fuck of Fritz Scheckelgruber.
asian housemate is being loud again lads
in 10 years we will have drones that can fly to the paki shop to get junkfood for us
>>69803746
learn how to communicate with them effectively
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHnTnwL9znQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-nItaNLbYs
tune
>>69803682
more embiggening material
https://youtu.be/cedoBlUvBlI
gf sent me this earlier
just realised I've gone 4 weeks without a cig
quitting was easy, don't know what people are going on about
Lads the kiwi in this thread has gone absolutely insane. frogs btfo
>>69803024
>>69803024
>>69803024
>>69803799
>single mothers
A plight on our world. Protestantism was the worst mistake humanity ever made.
>>69803746
is he
>>69803833
yeh
remember when liberals said that bush was a fucking warmonger...................now liberals are the ones who want nuclear war against russia
>>69803799
Wouldn't let my gf wear those leggings tbqh
>>69803885
alri rasheed haha
>>69803854
2bh I prefered when you'd just call us scumbag pirates
just realized spain is fucked from the migrant crisis and ive already paid in advance for my studies
uh oh
>>69803824
>>single mothers
where is that mentioned anywhere?
>>69803903
Would you let your gf wear them? Some nigger at the gym will start chatting her up. Think about it.
>russia hacked our elections and put drumpf there
>OKEY where is the evidence
>I have none, but our president saiid it!!!
>okey tell me how they hacked it
>FUCK U RACIST SCUM
who remembers
Who remembers
WHO REMEMBERS THIS FUCKING CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBTSG_Tryhc
>>69803960
>being this afraid of black people
sort yourself out
>>69803991
People who let their cats get fat need to be gassed
>>69804009
>69804009
i really liked that song
>>69803991
cute :3
Christmas was 6 months ago
>>69803799
If you dress like that then you're not allowed to complain if you get raped
ho ho ho
green giant
dumb pirate frogposter
where did mexico lads newfound interest in politics come from
>>69804009
That's gash
>>69804015
>wanting your gf to get fucked by Jamal at the Gym
I know that cuckoldry is popular in the colonies but come on
>>69804050
rorke
>>69804065
im sending him rubles for every political post 2bh
who is going to be trump's ambassador to mexico
>>69804089
Carlos Mencia
>>69804065
hey has always posted about politics
>>69804050
rasheed
>>69804067
>I know that cuckoldry is popular in the colonies but come on
>says the lad who brought up black people in the first place and then escalated it immediately into sex
you need help
>>69804067
I disagree.
Stop talking nigger.
>>69804051
Had a dream once where the Green Giant was trying to stomp on me
>>69803991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpL9W9OYdEY
>carlos mencia is an american
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>n-word
edgy
haitiANO
>>69804155
you know he's right
doing a poo
>>69804122
You're the one calling anyone who wants to protect their gf Rasheed, seems like you're the one who's obsessed with coloured people
>>69804130
I'll kick your mum in the gash if you keep this up
im going to say the n-word its a right laff hahaha
>>69804205
>tfw my dad is a turbororke and doesn't give a shit if I say nigger in front of him
The sense of freedom when I talk to him is great
>>69804198
umm i don't know if you know this but women can dress however they choose sweetie it's not the 1950s anymore i believe pakistan would suit your beliefs much better than the west x
>>69804141
he diddled me once on the field behind the cows' sheds.
>>69804205
start yelling it out your window at the crack of dawn every morning like a rooster haha
want to make an anime film lads
>>69804238
Wrong, if my gf is wearing something too slaggy I have a right to tell her I'm not comfortable with it, in the same way that she has a right to criticise me if I'm wearing something that makes me look like an idiot. It's called compromise. When you're in a real life relationship you'll realise this.
>>69804205
do NOT
>>69802188
that's a shame, because republicans were pretty much confirmed victory anyways
>>69804327
Too early
>>69804332
>newfoundlanders are honourary western canadians
what do you think of this statement?
<310 posts
too early